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  1. Hello youtube, hello 9gag, hello the world over all!
  2. My name is morgan James Does games, Otherwise known as, THE GAVINATOR!
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  4. And I just wanted to take this time to be real with you for just a few minutes here, and trust me 9gag, this WILL be worth your time, it really, really will, as I will be uploading two versions of this, a normal, non midified one, and a sped up one to post to 9gag so those with adhd and short attention spans can get back to lolling at women getting nut shots or whatever you crazy fucks are doing these days.
  5. Posts about CORN I guess?
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  7. Anyways, recently I've gone through a break up, she forcasted, I did the breaking up, all in all, it was a team effort to end the team. This has left me in a decidedly weird statew of mind. Relationships are precious, and this one more so than any of the others I've been in. And I've been in several, no, I won't tell you the number, no, I'm not a virgin, yes, you can go suck a moldy corn cob those of you who are immature shit heads.
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  9. When you end a relationship, and this is for anyone who thinks of a break up like a press release, because that way of thinking is dumb, and be honest with yourself, did you really think the other person is going to sit around while you plan out every instance of the break up? No. They're not. And no, at this point, they've got no real reason to care about your feelings because YOUR breaking up with them. But when you end a relationship, you're not only taking a big fucing chunk out of the person you're leaving, but you're dealing a pretty ridiculous blow to yourself as well.
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  11. the reason for the break up might be great, such as the other person was a over controlling, mentally/emotionally/physically/financially/ect abusive person, they were cheating on you, stole from you, they weren't the person you thought they were, and so on and so forth. However, along with great reasons to break up with someone, there are also the shitty reason to do so. Such as they drank the last of the milk, or they didn't hug you for the right amount of time, or maybe they spent more time working then paying attention to you, or maybe you wanted them to support you while you made no real contribution to the household, or maybe you just needed a another persons crotch to smash against and this person isn't doing it for you. Whatever the reason, good or bad, it's still going to fucking suck.
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  13. However, the break up, or meeting for the break up, or the post break up meeting isn't going to go the way you think it is, especially if the person you're leaving has been through this once before and has had several previous relationships that were on again off again. So, at this point, they're pros at predicting just what the lfying hell fuckknuckles you might be pulling. so, if you meet up, and they don't get up to hug or kiss you like usual, this is a sign. Also, if they're straight to the point, ask direct question, and explain to you how their feeling and tell you that you've already talked about a previous point, chances are, you're no longer in charge of said break up.
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  15. said person is already aware of the situation, and has already gone the lengths of prepping themselves many times over. If they havea way of dealing with the stress, and have already dealt with it, or they were thinking of breaking up with you, then again, chances are, your desired effect is not the reality, and this changes a bunch of things drastically. Mainly, the "not giving two fucks about what emotional state you're in and focusing only on the conversation" attitude, might be a dead give away that no matter what you think you might be getting away with, y'aint.
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  17. So, thank you so much for watching, and as always, I'll see you, LIKE BEASTS, in the next video! Peace.
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