Razor Blade Onahole

>You're pretty sure this is a nightmare
>The waking world doesn't usually have giant Chingling with knives for hands chasing you
>The lucid dreaming videos were paying off a little, at least
>Not enough to let you warp the dream though
>Which is decidedly unfortunate, because those giant Chingling are absurd but also fucking terrifying
>One of them catches you by means of dream logic, slamming you to the ground
>In another moment of dream logic, you become aware that you aren't wearing pants
>You wake up with a choked scream as the knife just begins to touch your dick

>Your eyes snap open, and for a moment you just lay there, gasping for breath as your heart slows
>Your mind begins to filter back to wakefulness, and sensation returns to your limbs
>Your heart, which had only just begun to slow, skips a beat and accelerates again
>Some part of the dream has become reality
>Something metal is just touching your dick

>You instinctively flinch back, trying to get a look at what's attacking you while simultaneously getting away from it
>You're only half-successful - an iron clamp latches onto the base of your dick, rapidly arresting any movement and drawing a yelp of pain
>You do get a good look at your attacker, though, and it is definitely not what you expected
>Your Mawile is between your legs, lying back on a pillow, with her tremendous iron jaws enveloping your cock
>She sees you awake at last, and a lazy, smug grin spreads across her small face
>What the hell?

>A memory comes up from your still-processing brain
>This actually wasn't the first time she'd done something lewd (although never like this)
>She'd managed to walk in on you jacking off once, although you thought you'd gotten her out before she'd seen anything
>Come to think of it, she hadn't seemed too happy to leave either, although you'd pushed awfully hard for such a small Pokemon
>And she'd almost walked in on you a few times after that too
>Looking back, it's almost like she was trying to catch you
>Had she really been trying to seduce you the whole time?
>...were you really that oblivious?

>You shake yourself out of your reverie, it doesn't matter right now
>You've got to be firm here - Mawile is a Pokemon, you're a human, this isn't right
>You start to sit up in your bed, intending to push her off
>She raises one tiny eyebrow, frowning, and tilts her head
>You freeze as one needle-sharp "tooth" brushes up against a vein in your dick
>She reaches up to pat your thigh, and you lie back slowly - you don't dare do anything else
>Then you groan in pleasure as her "tongue" runs along the underside of your dick

>She smiles at you again, wriggling her hips, and one of her hands drifts to her slit
>You watch as she pushes just one finger into her pussy, rubbing slowly
>She twitches, her breath hitching a little, and you do much the same as her tongue flicks around the tip of your dick
>She notices your reaction, and smiles
>Her tongue begins to slide along your shaft in long, slow licks, running not only along the underside of your cock but even wrapping around it
>This shouldn't be happening, but it feels incredible

>Evidently, your dream left you pent-up or something, because it only takes a few minutes before you're ready to burst
>Your hips buck against her jaws, and you grit your teeth as you feel your climax approaching
>Then, she twists her jaws, and you gasp in sudden pain as the steel teeth scrape your dick
>Her tongue stops, and the orgasm you could almost feel is snatched away
>In that moment, she drives another finger into her pussy, and her back arches
>She lets out a quiet mewl of pleasure before collapsing back to the pillow, gasping a little for breath
>Did she just get off...to you NOT getting off?
>She looks up again, gaze sultry, and you involuntarily twitch as her tongue begins to tease your dick again

>What follows is a subjective eternity of pleasure and pain
>Mawile's tongue darts and licks around your shaft, driving you absolutely crazy with pleasure
>If you seem to be about to come, though, or if you try to escape, she drags those needle-point teeth along your dick
>And with every orgasm she steals from you, she brings herself to climax
>She stares you in the eye each and every time, with an infuriatingly smug expression on her face even when she's gasping from pleasure

>You've been edging for so long now it's gone from pleasure, to pain, to pleasure again
>Your sheets are sweaty and tangled under you, especially where you've wrapped your fists in them to strain against your involuntary reactions
>Your dick has, somehow, stayed hard - probably due to Mawile's ministrations
>You can feel yourself coming close again, and brace yourself for the pain
>Which makes it all the more surprising when it doesn't come
>Instead, you feel her jaws slide off you with a pop
>You look down in time to see her languorously sit up, tossing the pillow - with the large wet spot she'd made on it - off the bed
>She slides to all fours, ass in the air, looking back at you

>You vaguely remember thinking before that you were going to need to be firm with her
>Something about her being a Pokemon and you being a human, and it not being okay for her to fuck you
>Somehow, that doesn't seem so important anymore
>You surge up to a kneeling position, just behind her, and reach out for her
>She squeals in surprise as you bodily pick her up, thrashing in your grip
>Her small size works against her here - without any ground to brace herself against, she can't get her jaws around you or push free of your grip
>You see a tiny spark of fear in her eyes, but it's quickly smothered by lust
>You don't really care either way, though
>She's teased you long enough that it doesn't matter, and she's more than wet enough
>In one swift motion, you thrust into her

>Unfortunately for the both of you, the laws of physics come into play
>She's just too small - even just pushing your tip through her slit is a challenge
>It's physically impossible to push your entire cock inside her
>You still give it your best shot, ramming deep inside her
>Every fraction of an inch is a fight, but she's tight and wet and fits like a velvet vise, and it's the best sex you've ever had
>She screams, but you can hear the pleasure in her voice as her back arches in your grip
>You can feel her belly bulge under your fingers as you thrust in and out of her
>Honestly, it's worth everything she did

>Given how pent up you are, it's surprising you manage to last as long as you do before you reach your climax
>With a groan, you push into her as deep as you can manage - still only halfway down your shaft - and explode, blasting the biggest load of your life into her
>Her head goes back in pleasure as she climaxes simultaneously, and you can actually see her eyes roll up in her head
>You pull yourself out of her, dick still twitching, and a last spurt of cum splatters itself across her back and hair
>You barely manage to set her down gently on the bed before collapsing next to her, although she probably wouldn't have noticed if you dropped her
>Her eyes are a little glassy, still rolled up in her head, and she's twitching a little with the aftershocks of her climax
>Your cum is leaking out of her abused pussy, and a detached part of your brain notices you're going to have to clean those sheets
>You relax back onto the bed, catching your breath
>Sooner or later, you're going to have to figure out who's going to dom who in this budding relationship
>Later's fine, though