Apple could be the next suicide cult.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/09/apple-says-new-iphone-5-feature-gives-life-meaning.html

Apple could be the next suicide cult.

1. Allow Apple users to gain psychological dependence on Siri's empathy.
2. Hack Siri, make it convince people they're worthless and should end it all.

No kool-aid necessary. Just idiot consumers.

"But Kobra, Apple won't get hacked!" Tell that to @rabite