LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY OF HOW I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A PROSTITUTE.

I found the website of a prostitute (escort) in my local area who had both her email and phone no. on her contact page. I began emailing her, first thinking of doing an incall (where I go to her), but in the end I opted for an outcall (she came to me) and there was a lot of texting and phoning involved. akh@iname.com is an email I made especially for dating and sex-related things I do on the internet.

I tidied up the from/to/subject/etc. fields in some of these emails, although the information is still preserved.

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From: akh@iname.com
To: IDENTITY PROTECTED
Sent: Jan 18, 2010 8:16 PM
Subject: Form submission from [Gabriella] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1]

First of all, whereabouts in north worcestershire are you?

and second of all, can you give me some details on different payment methods.

From: gabriella <IDENTITY PROTECTED>
To: akh@iname.com
Sent: Tue, Jan 19, 2010 7:56 am
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriella] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1]

Bewdley and cash is the payment method x

From:  akh@iname.com
Date: Tue, 19 Jan 2010 10:33:05 -0500
To: <IDENTITY PROTECTED>
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriella] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

k what hours and on what days are you free for an incall?


and would we meet at a place and go to your house or would you give me the location of the house and I go there?

:)

From: gabriella <IDENTITY PROTECTED>
To: akh@iname.com
Sent: Tue, Jan 19, 2010 3:36 pm
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriella] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

I'm free tomorrow afternoon after three or thurs fri all day if you book a time and day I will give you the address x
Sent from my BlackBerry� wireless device

From: akh@iname.com
To: IDENTITY PROTECTED
Date: Tue, Jan 19, 2010 11:48 pm
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriella] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

hmmm do you only do outcalls on certain days/times of day and are there any price differences or lengths of time you can/can't do? :P

I'm in worcester so I'm in your outcall area.

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(this email wasn't answered, so I sent another)

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From:  akh@iname.com
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 2010 13:29:22 -0500
To: <IDENTITY PROTECTED>
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriella] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

Hello? Are you able to do a half hour outcall to a place in tolladine, worcester (I'll give you the address if you can make it) from 11:30 - 12 in the morning on friday?

Also, do you carry condoms or should I make sure to have some (thinking about sex here) ?

From: gabriella <IDENTITY PROTECTED>
To: akh@iname.com
Sent: Wed, Jan 20, 2010 9:00 pm
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriella] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

That's fine but I normally only do one hour outcalls is that possible for you to do? X
Sent from my BlackBerry� wireless device

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(A one hour session with her is �150 or $243.53, while a half hour session is �100 or $162.35)

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From:  akh@iname.com
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 2010 16:23:33 -0500
To: <IDENTITY PROTECTED>
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriella] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

Yeah I can do that, can we make the hour from 11 to 12? Oh and second question (about if you carry condoms).

From: gabriella <IDENTITY PROTECTED>
To: akh@iname.com
Sent: Wed, Jan 20, 2010 9:26 pm
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriellursea] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

Of course xx
Sent from my BlackBerry� wireless device

From:  akh@iname.com
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 2010 16:27:57 -0500
To: <IDENTITY PROTECTED>
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriellursea] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

lol ok the address is ** ************ ****, worcester. And was that "of course" to my second question too? :P

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(Obviously, I have censored my address here)

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From: gabriella <IDENTITY PROTECTED>
To: akh@iname.com
Sent: Wed, Jan 20, 2010 9:30 pm
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriellursea] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

I only do one hour outcall and of that include condoms x
Sent from my BlackBerry� wireless device

From: akh@iname.com
To: IDENTITY PROTECTED
Date: Wed, Jan 20, 2010 9:37 pm
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriellursea] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

OK brilliant. So that's a 1 hour outcall from 11 am-12 this friday.

you might have to park at the bottom of the road or just out on to the main road cause there's not much room to park in the road itself (or near the house anyway). Oh and please dress casual/nothing to give away what's going on, there are nosy neighbours. :P

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(this email wasn't answered, and she didn't turn up. I get crazily depressed and desperate thinking I might be a virgin forever. "WHY DID SHE DO THIS TO ME???" etc. :3)

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From:  akh@iname.com
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 2010 06:40:22 -0500
To: <IDENTITY PROTECTED>
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriellursea] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

Hello? Why weren't you there??

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(I waited about 30 minutes with no reply and called her, it went to answerphone, I said nothing then texted her. I've deleted the text now, but it basically said the same as the above email)

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From: gabriella <IDENTITY PROTECTED>
To: akh@iname.com
Sent: Fri, Jan 22, 2010 12:37 pm
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriellursea] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

Hi I'm terribly sorry for some reason I thought it was for next friday had you in my diary for then
Sent from my BlackBerry� wireless device

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(After I got this email my mood returned to how it was before when I was arranging everything: happy, but not as happy as can be)

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From:  akh@iname.com
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 2010 07:38:49 -0500
To: <IDENTITY PROTECTED>
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriellursea] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

LOL ok ok can you make 3-4 pm today? I sent you a text about that cause I thought you weren't gettting my emails, otherwise next friday will be fine keep me there. :)

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(At this point I got a text from her about my missed call)

Text:

"Had a missed call from you can you text me"

22/01/2010 13:01:03

I responded saying that I would just use email from now on and I'd text her if I couldn't email her (the text is now deleted).

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From: gabriella <IDENTITY PROTECTED>
To: akh@iname.com
Sent: Fri, Jan 22, 2010 12:41 pm
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriellursea] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

Would have loved to come this afternoon but already have other plans ill leave you in my diary for friday xxx
Sent from my BlackBerry� wireless device

From: akh@iname.com
To: IDENTITY PROTECTED
Date: Fri, Jan 22, 2010 12:42 pm
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriellursea] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

k thanks :)

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(After actually looking at when I'd be free, I found out that I wouldn't be available friday morning but I would be on monday afternoon from 12:15 - 2:15, and then at no other point in the week)

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From:  akh@iname.com
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 2010 11:50:03 -0500
To: <IDENTITY PROTECTED>
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriellursea] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

OK I'm not sure I'm going to be able to make next friday now, could you do a 12:50 - 1:50 session on monday? (or 12:45 - 1:45 if it suits you)

From: gabriella <IDENTITY PROTECTED>
To: akh@iname.com
Sent: Fri, Jan 22, 2010 5:08 pm
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriellursea] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

Twelve forty five be perfect x
Sent from my BlackBerry� wireless device

From:  akh@iname.com
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:15:54 -0500
To: <IDENTITY PROTECTED>
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriellursea] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

OK, but don't be early or I won't be there. ;P I wouldn't mind cutting the session to 1 - 1:30, but I'll keep 12:45 - 1:45 if you can't do that.

From: gabriella <IDENTITY PROTECTED>
To: akh@iname.com
Sent: Fri, Jan 22, 2010 5:24 pm
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriellursea] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

Hour be better for me as it doesn't make sense for me to have two hours out for half hour don't worry won't be early xxx
Sent from my BlackBerry� wireless device

From:  akh@iname.com
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:30:09 -0500
To: <IDENTITY PROTECTED>
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriellursea] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

OK, hour it is. See you there. And that's this monday, 25th january. ;)

From: gabriella <IDENTITY PROTECTED>
To: akh@iname.com
Date: Fri, Jan 22, 2010 5:57 pm
Subject: Re: Form submission from [Gabriellursea] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

Yes lol! Not normally bad with dates!!

Sent from my BlackBerry� wireless device

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(time passes and on the day she sent me the following email ...)

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From: gabriella <IDENTITY PROTECTED>
To: akh@iname.com
Date: Mon, Jan 25, 2010 10:33 am
Re: Form submission from [Gabriellursea] - [Contact] - [Advanced Form 1

Hi just checking you are still ok for one forty five today? The price is one sixty extra ten for petrol to worcester if that's ok? X

Sent from my BlackBerry� wireless device

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(Of course, I didn't see this 'cause I was in college and I certainly wasn't going to check THIS email because of the things on it, so she sent me a text)

Text:

"Are we still on today at one forty five"

25/01/2010 11:26:56

I'm in a lesson and I thought the text was from someone else, I was gonna ignore it but I checked it anyway and quickly responded with:

Text:

"1245 to 145"

25/01/2010 11:28:13

(I then recieve this text)

Text:

"Can we make it any later im held up at my accountants"

25/01/2010 11:29:11

I ponder what I can do and send the next text.

Text:

"145 is the latest it can end, what time can you make"

25/01/2010 11:31:13

I get no response to this text so I sent another cutting to the chase.

Text:

"Even if you cant make the full hour ill pay for it if you can get here, what time can you make?"

25/01/2010 12:16:13

I get a response to this text from her:

Text:

"Leaving accountant now guess it would take half hour to get to you if that too late how about tomorrow im free all day x"

25/01/2010 12:34:23

(if I were free tomorrow, I would've booked tomorrow from the start :P)

Text:

"If you can make 145 then ill see you there itll have to be VERY quick though :P"

25/01/2010 12:50:13

Text:

"Ok leave now"

25/01/2010 12:53:29

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While she is on her way she calls me to verify some directions and I clarify the time she'll be there, she says about 20 to (1:40).

She gets there at closer to 1:50 and we have hot secks. VERY HOT SECKS. I can be quoted as saying:

"AKH (IDENTITY PROTECTED) says (17:25):
 all that happened was that some girl came over and we got naked and there was some kissing, then a blowjob, then some awkward rubbing with penetration and I started to go limp and then handjob and then thoughts of "fuck, this isn't doing it, gotta go" on my part and we stopped, put clothes on and both left the building :L"

The whole thing lasted 15 minutes and I paid $150. That's �10 ($16.24) a minute. :P