[M4F][M4A][Script Offer] I don't care if you're sick

[M4F][M4A][Script Offer] I don’t care if you’re sick [BFE][Vanilla][In bed][Care][Cuddles][Cowgirl][Missionary][Interrupted][Optional vibrator][Creampie][Aftercare][Snuggles][Rambles about food]

Hi! I actually wrote this script about a year ago (yikes), but it seemed fitting to publish it now.

In all seriousness, please, please take care of yourselves. Practice social distancing (stay away from crowds, other people at least 9 feet), and wash your hands for at least 20 seconds or two happy birthday’s.

Much love and virtual hugs, Nyaanneko


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Script:

*waking up* Mm…

*they cough really badly, waking you up*

You okay? Just cough it out

No, don’t be sorry. I needed to wake up anyways.

*they continue to cough*

Oh no. You sound so bad. Did you want water?

You have some, okay. I won’t make you talk more.

Just shake your head yes or no, okay? Don’t want to make you cough more.

Listen, I’m going to call your work and say that you won’t be able to make it.

*stern* No.

Yes, I know today’s important but you can’t even talk without coughing. Stop. *kiss on forehead*

I don’t care if I get sick *laugh*

*kisses* No talking. Or laughing.

Oh god *pity as they cough more* *optional rub back sound*

You have tears you’re coughing so hard. Catch your breath.

Breathe.

You’re still burning up *sigh*

Okay, I’m calling your work. Where’s your phone?

*take time to dial*

Is this the number? Okay

*dialing*

Hi- uh- No, this is her boyfriend. She’s sick, like fever, coughing… nearly delirious

*they punch your arm* Ow *said while smirking*

-so she won’t be able to make it in today.

HOW do you know this is her boyfriend? Are you serious?

Yeah, she’s right here

*mumble* Unbelievable.

*sigh as you wait, then they hang up*

Who did I talk to? A new hire?

Your MANAGER? *scoff* I get the policy but give me a break! Give YOU a break.

God. *exasperated*

Okay, okay, I won’t get upset. I’m sorry. Let’s just get back into bed.

No, I’m working from home for a bit. I was going to send some e-mails, but that can wait.

Come cuddle. Let me take care of you.

…What are you doing?

You want to take care -me-?

But you’re sick *nervous laugh* No. You should be resting.

*small moan* You’re not going to rest until I cum? *gasp*

*phone rings, let it ring*

*curse* Where’s my phone? *groan* I’ll let it go to voicemail. If it’s important they’ll leave a message.

Y-you really don’t have to- You should save your energy! Mm…

*they answer the phone*

*furious whisper* You did NOT just pick that up- *they shove the phone against your face*

*normal voice* H-Hey! Yeah. *inhale* Um- now’s not really- *gasp* But it’s important?

*furious whisper* Stop. Don’t you dare-

Yeah! Tomorrow’s fine. I’ll be sure to call them.

You need to move it to Friday instead? *they touch you* FINE *clear throat*

T-that’s fine. Hey listen, I gotta go. Just text me or something. Okay bye.

*toss phone and big groan* Oh GOD. You’re making me leak all over the sheets.

You -really- shouldn’t- *groan*

I know you sleep better after sex but- *moan*

FINE *take boxers off* But you better sleep, and don’t do anything! I’ll make us breakfast.

*optional getting lube/condom*

Are you sure you want to be on top?

Grab my shoulders.

It’s fine.

*moan/growl* You’re such a tease, you know that?

Don’t give me that look *smirk/chuckle turns into a gasp*

Oh God- *you enter*

*IMPROV! TAKE YOUR TIME!*

*lots of reactions and yummy sounds*

*reaction as they move* You know I love it when you’re on top.

*improv feeling them as they SLOWLY ride you, take your time! You’re not close yet*

You’re still so warm. Pretty sure you have a fever…

*their phone starts ringing (different ringtone)*

*annoyed* Now -your- phone?

Dammit just leave it. Leave- *inhale* *they pick up*

Give me the phone. *answer phone*

*normal voice, annoyed* Can’t you hear her coughing up a lung? I- *moan* I’ll get her to call you back. *hang up*

*growl* Every time you cough you squeeze me.

No, that doesn’t mean cough more *chuckle*

*take a moment as they sit and cough, soft sigh*

Did you want water? *reach* Here.

*as they’re taking a drink* We can stop if you want.

No? But you’re- woah. Steady there.

Here, hold onto me. Let’s lie you down on your back.

*moving effort, exhale*

There. Better?

You’re amazing, you know that right?

Yes, even if you’re a snotty mess. *laugh*

What do you want me to do?

Get the vibrator? *chuckle* In the drawer? So that’s where you hide it.

I’ll cum after you do. Do whatever you want. Seeing you cum is enough to push me off the edge *moan*

You like that idea? *smirk*

*optional: turn on vibrator, playing with speed*

*optional: improv teasing them with the vibrator. Set the pace, take as long as you want while pleasuring yourself*

…

*improv optional countdown?*

I-I’m close. *moan*

Cum with me! God! Right there! *climax/out of breath*

Breathe. *laugh* I should be breathing too. Oh god *trying to catch breath*

It’s fine, we can be sick together.

*just breathing, soft sighs. Take your time to get your heartbeat steady*

Do you need water? Mm.. Okay.

Mm…*kiss*

I need to pull out. I’ll get us a towel. Don’t move.

*rustle for towel* There we go. Lift your hips? *slide towel under her and get back in bed*

*big sigh* Time for a cuddle.

Get some sleep, you need it. *kiss on forehead*

I’ll make us breakfast later.

You know when… *improv what you ate when you were sick as a child* *aftercare pillowtalk*