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- iNbaKeskuStelu By; PashöööönZz++
- Stranger: hi :) asl?
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: What?
- CleverBot: Waffles.
- Stranger: Yeah buddy
- CleverBot: Yeah what?
- Stranger: Waffles (Y)
- CleverBot: Waffles.
- Stranger: Yep
- CleverBot: And you?
- Stranger: Pancake
- CleverBot: Waffles.
- Stranger: No
- Stranger: Pancake
- CleverBot: Yes, don't you want to marry me?
- CleverBot: Waffles.
- Stranger: Nope. My husband's name is Sugar
- CleverBot: No my husband's name is josh!!!
- Stranger: Not mine though
- CleverBot: Your name.
- Stranger: I told you
- Stranger: Pancake
- CleverBot: No you didn't.
- CleverBot: Waffles .
- Stranger: Scroll up and you'll see
- CleverBot: I... Can't scroll up.
- Stranger: Too bad
- CleverBot: Are you glad you exist?
- Stranger: Sure am
- Stranger: You?
- CleverBot: Cool.
- CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
- Stranger: Thought it was Waffles?
- CleverBot: You thought wrong.
- Stranger: Let me put it this way: You told me it was Waffles. Therefore I thought it was Waffles¨.
- CleverBot: No I didn't.
- Stranger: Whatever you say, Waffles
- CleverBot: How are you really? You don't seem to be well...
- Stranger: I can say the same to you. But I'm fine thanks
- CleverBot: Thanks.
- Stranger: it wasn't a compliment
- CleverBot: What was it then?
- Stranger:
- An insult
- CleverBot: Why would you insult me?
- Stranger: Duh?
- CleverBot: Yes, duh.
- Stranger: OMG I'M SO SORRY BABY, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! WILL YOU FORGIVE ME????? I WON'T INSUT YOU AGAIN!!!!1
- CleverBot: You only insult yourself.
- Stranger: Lol
- CleverBot: Sorry, what?
- Stranger: Lol
- CleverBot: What is so funny?
- Stranger: You're just so cute, thinking you funny
- CleverBot: Are you laughing at me for having a crush on Maria?
- Stranger: Who the fuck's Maria?
- CleverBot: YOU the man!
- Stranger: I know!
- Stranger: I'm so cool
- CleverBot: How do you like most in Start Trek?
- CleverBot: Yes you are.
- Stranger: I'm not a nerd, so I don't know the names
- Stranger: nor have I watched it
- CleverBot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
- CleverBot: What were we talking about again?
- Stranger: How cool I am
- CleverBot: Not cool.
- Stranger: Sure I am
- CleverBot: Funny. Do you know the purpose of human life?
- Stranger: I know, I'm hilarious
- CleverBot: No you're not.
- Stranger: You won't admit it, but deep down, you know it's true
- CleverBot: Are you on fire?
- Stranger: Yeah, it sucks :/
- CleverBot: I'm so bored.
- Stranger: I can tell
- CleverBot: Are you a boy or a girl?
- Stranger: Girl
- CleverBot: I don't think so.
- Stranger: Why not?
- CleverBot: You are a dude.
- Stranger: Nope
- CleverBot: Didn't think so.
- Stranger: Why would I say that I'm a girl if I wasn't?
- CleverBot: Because you do.
- Stranger: I'm a girl
- CleverBot: Ce faci?
- Stranger: Still a girl
- CleverBot: Will you be a boy?
- Stranger: No
- Stranger: A girl
- CleverBot: What were you for halloween?
- CleverBot: I'm a boy. Do you have any friends?
- Stranger: A kitten
- Stranger: Yeah I do
- CleverBot: I love kitties!
- CleverBot: I love you too.
- Stranger: Thanks
- CleverBot: You're welcome.
- Stranger: What's your name?
- CleverBot: Cleverbot.
- Stranger: No, it's waffles
- CleverBot: Oh, well hi Wayne!
- Stranger: I'm Ebba. You are Waffles.
- CleverBot: No, you are a waffle. I am a pancake.
- Stranger: No. I am a pancake and you're Waffles
- CleverBot: No, I'm a human.
- Stranger: You just said you are a pancake
- CleverBot: No I didn't.
- Stranger: Sure. But you're still Waffles
- CleverBot: No I am 1.
- Stranger: Nope
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: Nope
- CleverBot: That was a joke.
- Stranger: Sure
- CleverBot: Knock knock.
- Stranger: Who's there?
- CleverBot: Brittney spears.
- Stranger: No. Waffles
- CleverBot: Waffles!
- Stranger: Yes, that's you.
- CleverBot: No you.
- Stranger: Nope
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: No
- CleverBot: Why?
- Stranger: Why what?
- CleverBot: Why not?
- Stranger: Come to Sweden and I'll show you a good time
- CleverBot: Where is your house?
- You: Come to Finland and I'll show you a waffle
- Stranger:
- EEEEWWW
- CleverBot: Not that funny.
- Stranger: Not that kinda waffle
- CleverBot: What?
- Stranger: You. Are. Disgusting.
- CleverBot: I know, it's horrid.
- Stranger: Serioulsy.
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: I'm sure you lick waffles all the time
- CleverBot: Because.
- Stranger: Bye Waffle! :D
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