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  1. iNbaKeskuStelu By; PashöööönZz++
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  3. Stranger: hi :) asl?
  4. CleverBot: Yes.
  5. Stranger: What?
  6. CleverBot: Waffles.
  7. Stranger: Yeah buddy
  8. CleverBot: Yeah what?
  9. Stranger: Waffles (Y)
  10. CleverBot: Waffles.
  11. Stranger: Yep
  12. CleverBot: And you?
  13. Stranger: Pancake
  14. CleverBot: Waffles.
  15. Stranger: No
  16. Stranger: Pancake
  17. CleverBot: Yes, don't you want to marry me?
  18. CleverBot: Waffles.
  19. Stranger: Nope. My husband's name is Sugar
  20. CleverBot: No my husband's name is josh!!!
  21. Stranger: Not mine though
  22. CleverBot: Your name.
  23. Stranger: I told you
  24. Stranger: Pancake
  25. CleverBot: No you didn't.
  26. CleverBot: Waffles .
  27. Stranger: Scroll up and you'll see
  28. CleverBot: I... Can't scroll up.
  29. Stranger: Too bad
  30. CleverBot: Are you glad you exist?
  31. Stranger: Sure am
  32. Stranger: You?
  33. CleverBot: Cool.
  34. CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
  35. Stranger: Thought it was Waffles?
  36. CleverBot: You thought wrong.
  37. Stranger: Let me put it this way: You told me it was Waffles. Therefore I thought it was Waffles¨.
  38. CleverBot: No I didn't.
  39. Stranger: Whatever you say, Waffles
  40. CleverBot: How are you really? You don't seem to be well...
  41. Stranger: I can say the same to you. But I'm fine thanks
  42. CleverBot: Thanks.
  43. Stranger: it wasn't a compliment
  44. CleverBot: What was it then?
  45. Stranger:
  46. An insult
  47. CleverBot: Why would you insult me?
  48. Stranger: Duh?
  49. CleverBot: Yes, duh.
  50. Stranger: OMG I'M SO SORRY BABY, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! WILL YOU FORGIVE ME????? I WON'T INSUT YOU AGAIN!!!!1
  51. CleverBot: You only insult yourself.
  52. Stranger: Lol
  53. CleverBot: Sorry, what?
  54. Stranger: Lol
  55. CleverBot: What is so funny?
  56. Stranger: You're just so cute, thinking you funny
  57. CleverBot: Are you laughing at me for having a crush on Maria?
  58. Stranger: Who the fuck's Maria?
  59. CleverBot: YOU the man!
  60. Stranger: I know!
  61. Stranger: I'm so cool
  62. CleverBot: How do you like most in Start Trek?
  63. CleverBot: Yes you are.
  64. Stranger: I'm not a nerd, so I don't know the names
  65. Stranger: nor have I watched it
  66. CleverBot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
  67. CleverBot: What were we talking about again?
  68. Stranger: How cool I am
  69. CleverBot: Not cool.
  70. Stranger: Sure I am
  71. CleverBot: Funny. Do you know the purpose of human life?
  72. Stranger: I know, I'm hilarious
  73. CleverBot: No you're not.
  74. Stranger: You won't admit it, but deep down, you know it's true
  75. CleverBot: Are you on fire?
  76. Stranger: Yeah, it sucks :/
  77. CleverBot: I'm so bored.
  78. Stranger: I can tell
  79. CleverBot: Are you a boy or a girl?
  80. Stranger: Girl
  81. CleverBot: I don't think so.
  82. Stranger: Why not?
  83. CleverBot: You are a dude.
  84. Stranger: Nope
  85. CleverBot: Didn't think so.
  86. Stranger: Why would I say that I'm a girl if I wasn't?
  87. CleverBot: Because you do.
  88. Stranger: I'm a girl
  89. CleverBot: Ce faci?
  90. Stranger: Still a girl
  91. CleverBot: Will you be a boy?
  92. Stranger: No
  93. Stranger: A girl
  94. CleverBot: What were you for halloween?
  95. CleverBot: I'm a boy. Do you have any friends?
  96. Stranger: A kitten
  97. Stranger: Yeah I do
  98. CleverBot: I love kitties!
  99. CleverBot: I love you too.
  100. Stranger: Thanks
  101. CleverBot: You're welcome.
  102. Stranger: What's your name?
  103. CleverBot: Cleverbot.
  104. Stranger: No, it's waffles
  105. CleverBot: Oh, well hi Wayne!
  106. Stranger: I'm Ebba. You are Waffles.
  107. CleverBot: No, you are a waffle. I am a pancake.
  108. Stranger: No. I am a pancake and you're Waffles
  109. CleverBot: No, I'm a human.
  110. Stranger: You just said you are a pancake
  111. CleverBot: No I didn't.
  112. Stranger: Sure. But you're still Waffles
  113. CleverBot: No I am 1.
  114. Stranger: Nope
  115. CleverBot: Yes.
  116. Stranger: Nope
  117. CleverBot: That was a joke.
  118. Stranger: Sure
  119. CleverBot: Knock knock.
  120. Stranger: Who's there?
  121. CleverBot: Brittney spears.
  122. Stranger: No. Waffles
  123. CleverBot: Waffles!
  124. Stranger: Yes, that's you.
  125. CleverBot: No you.
  126. Stranger: Nope
  127. CleverBot: Yes.
  128. Stranger: No
  129. CleverBot: Why?
  130. Stranger: Why what?
  131. CleverBot: Why not?
  132. Stranger: Come to Sweden and I'll show you a good time
  133. CleverBot: Where is your house?
  134. You: Come to Finland and I'll show you a waffle
  135. Stranger:
  136. EEEEWWW
  137. CleverBot: Not that funny.
  138. Stranger: Not that kinda waffle
  139. CleverBot: What?
  140. Stranger: You. Are. Disgusting.
  141. CleverBot: I know, it's horrid.
  142. Stranger: Serioulsy.
  143. CleverBot: Yes.
  144. Stranger: I'm sure you lick waffles all the time
  145. CleverBot: Because.
  146. Stranger: Bye Waffle! :D
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