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- >be me, bonky
- >i’m watching my friend pickle homer
- >he has a remote control vw beetle
- >and he put a bunch of squirrels in it
- >it’s like a little clown car of squirrels
- >and he’s driving it around the lawn
- >and we’re lolling
- >because it looks like the squirrels are driving
- >and they’re going around the track
- >but they clip part of a little concrete divider
- >and careen out of control
- >i yell
- >”look out!”
- >but they crash into a tree
- >and the vw bursts into flames
- >and wounded squirrels crawl out of the wreckage
- >and lie belly up in the grass
- >panting
- >i look over at pickle homer
- >his jaw is dropped
- >this is because of our hubris
- >this is the direct result of our always playing god
- >we feel deeply ashamed
- >we hang our heads
- >we have finally given witness
- >to our own sin
- >rest in peace little squirrel automobilists
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