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  1. [12:30] <DM> "well ape, BE READY!" The bunny hits the ground with his spear and 4 bunnies come rushing forward to the statues
  2. [12:30] <DM> "last chance"
  3. [12:30] <Lyra_Bel> "Are you trying to... scare me?"
  4. [12:31] <Lyra_Bel> "That's a legitimate question"
  5. [12:31] <DM> "go away ape, or else!"
  6. [12:31] <DM> the bunny sounds quite serious
  7. [12:31] <Lyra_Bel> "I guess so"
  8. [12:31] * Lyra_Bel grins
  9. [12:31] <Lyra_Bel> "That makes this easier"
  10. [12:31] <DM> "are you leaving ape?"
  11. [12:32] <Lyra_Bel> "Not without a new hat"
  12. [12:32] * Lyra_Bel produces her pens
  13. [12:32] <DM> The bunny looks angry as he yells "IRDUM SCATE"
  14. [12:33] <DM> as he raises his spears the 4 statues eyes flash blue and you hear a loud grinding sound as they beggin to move!
  15. [12:33] == Daemus [[email protected]] has joined #rpgstuck_erp
  16. [12:33] <Daemus> (WHY IS EVERYONE IN HERE)
  17. [12:34] <Lyra_Bel> "Oh no," Lyra drawls, "rocks"
  18. [12:34] <Lyra_Bel> "How ever shall I survive?"
  19. [12:34] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+2 Initiative
  20. [12:34] == KaiserBot [[email protected]] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
  21. [12:34] <DM> huh
  22. [12:34] <Lyra_Bel> ((Darn it Tyche you've failed me))
  23. [12:34] <Daemus> (apparently kaiserbot HATES 1d20+2 initiative)
  24. [12:34] <DM> I'll have to solve that
  25. [12:34] <DM> !roll 1d20+30
  26. [12:35] <DM> one sec
  27. [12:35] <DM> I don't get what about your command broke it
  28. [12:36] == Daemus [[email protected]] has left #rpgstuck_erp []
  29. [12:38] == KaiserBot [[email protected]] has joined #rpgstuck_erp
  30. [12:40] == KaiserBot [[email protected]] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
  31. [12:41] == KaiserBot [[email protected]] has joined #rpgstuck_erp
  32. [12:42] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+2
  33. [12:42] <KaiserBot> (1d20+2) = [9+2] ==> {11}.
  34. [12:43] <DM> !roll 4#1d20-1
  35. [12:43] <KaiserBot> (1d201+0) = [42+0] ==> {42}. (1d201+0) = [128+0] ==> {128}. (1d201+0) = [63+0] ==> {63}. (1d201+0) = [184+0] ==> {184}.
  36. [12:43] <DM> .-.
  37. [12:43] <DM> apparently I suck
  38. [12:43] <DM> I forgot about -
  39. [12:44] <DM> !roll 4#1d20
  40. [12:44] <KaiserBot> (1d20+0) = [4+0] ==> {4}. (1d20+0) = [8+0] ==> {8}. (1d20+0) = [1+0] ==> {1}. (1d20+0) = [8+0] ==> {8}.
  41. [12:44] <DM> you go first
  42. [12:45] * Lyra_Bel picks the nearest one and starts stabbing it with her two pens
  43. [12:45] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+9
  44. [12:45] <KaiserBot> (1d20+9) = [7+9] ==> {16}.
  45. [12:45] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+9
  46. [12:45] <KaiserBot> (1d20+9) = [3+9] ==> {12}.
  47. [12:46] <DM> You jump and start stabbing the rock with both pens!
  48. [12:46] <Lyra_Bel> Stupider things have worked, okay?
  49. [12:46] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 3d4+9
  50. [12:46] <KaiserBot> (3d4+9) = [8+9] ==> {17}.
  51. [12:46] <Lyra_Bel> !roll 1d2
  52. [12:46] <KaiserBot> (1d2+0) = [2+0] ==> {2}.
  53. [12:47] <DM> you manage to make some spots on ink and quite a crack on one of them!
  54. [12:47] <Lyra_Bel> End turn
  55. [12:47] <DM> A statue comes and tries to smash you with both hands!
  56. [12:47] <DM> !roll 1d20+2
  57. [12:47] <KaiserBot> (1d20+2) = [20+2] ==> {22}.
  58. [12:47] <DM> OH
  59. [12:48] <DM> The statue moves both hands up and quickly brings them down as they hit you with great force!
  60. [12:48] <DM> You take 12 damage
  61. [12:48] <DM> You also have a severe headache
  62. [12:48] <Lyra_Bel> "Come on, there's no way that's it!"
  63. [12:49] <DM> Another of the satues goes ahead and tries to push you down to the floor!
  64. [12:49] <DM> !roll 1d20+2
  65. [12:49] <KaiserBot> (1d20+2) = [6+2] ==> {8}.
  66. [12:49] <DM> You manage to dodge the attack and move quickly to the side
  67. [12:49] <DM> The statue you just stabbed tries to kick you away!
  68. [12:49] <DM> !roll 1d20+2
  69. [12:49] <KaiserBot> (1d20+2) = [1+2] ==> {3}.
  70. [12:50] <Lyra_Bel> [Insert OH here]
  71. [12:50] <DM> But it stumbles and falls in it's place! You hear a loud THUMP sound
  72. [12:50] <DM> It is now prone!
  73. [12:50] <DM> The last statue jumps back and joins it's two arms as it launches as a missile towards you!
  74. [12:50] <DM> !roll 1d20+5
  75. [12:50] <KaiserBot> (1d20+5) = [20+5] ==> {25}.
  76. [12:50] <DM> OOOOOH
  77. [12:51] <DM> that's gon hurt
  78. [12:51] <DM> The creature lanches itself at great speed as it hits you and pushes you to the wall! You take 24 damage! You see that the creature also takes a few cracks from the impact. The room shakes.
  79. [12:52] * Lyra_Bel grins wider
  80. [12:53] <Lyra_Bel> "You may be wondering whether or not I can handle these things," she tells the bunnnies
  81. [12:53] <Lyra_Bel> "That would be the wrong question to ask"
  82. [12:53] <Lyra_Bel> My turn?
  83. [12:53] <DM> yes
  84. [12:53] <Lyra_Bel> "The question *should* be whether or not you can handle me"
  85. [12:53] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+19
  86. [12:53] <KaiserBot> (1d20+19) = [3+19] ==> {22}.
  87. [12:53] <Lyra_Bel> Intimidate
  88. [12:54] <DM> "well! I don't care, you are on your own ape!" The bunny goes back to his hole
  89. [12:54] * Lyra_Bel runs up and stabs the bunny
  90. [12:54] <Lyra_Bel> I still have a major action
  91. [12:54] <DM> Roll athletics
  92. [12:54] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20-1
  93. [12:54] <KaiserBot> (1d201+0) = [79+0] ==> {79}.
  94. [12:55] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20
  95. [12:55] <KaiserBot> (1d20+0) = [1+0] ==> {1}.
  96. [12:55] <DM> minus doesn't work
  97. [12:55] <Lyra_Bel> ...
  98. [12:55] <DM> OUCH
  99. [12:55] <DM> not my fault
  100. [12:55] <Lyra_Bel> I am having none of the luck these days
  101. [12:55] <DM> You try to run towards the bunny but the statu in front of you makes you fall to the ground
  102. [12:55] * Lyra_Bel stabs the statue instead then
  103. [12:55] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+9
  104. [12:55] <KaiserBot> (1d20+9) = [4+9] ==> {13}.
  105. [12:56] <DM> You manage to connect a solid impact
  106. [12:56] <DM> roll for damage
  107. [12:56] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 3d4+9
  108. [12:56] <KaiserBot> (3d4+9) = [7+9] ==> {16}.
  109. [12:57] <DM> You manage to make a good hole in the rock
  110. [12:57] <Lyra_Bel> End turn
  111. [12:57] <Lyra_Bel> "Everything you ever pretended to love is going to die"
  112. [12:57] <DM> One of the statues far away moves towards the other and extends it's arm
  113. [12:57] <Lyra_Bel> "And I'll be laughing"
  114. [12:57] <DM> The other joins him as you see a blue light come from them
  115. [12:57] <DM> !roll 1d20+5
  116. [12:57] <KaiserBot> (1d20+5) = [13+5] ==> {18}.
  117. [12:58] <DM> As a beam of blue light hits you right in the chest!
  118. [12:58] <DM> !roll 4d8
  119. [12:58] <KaiserBot> (4d8+0) = [26+0] ==> {26}.
  120. [12:58] <DM> Dealing 26 damage to you
  121. [12:59] <DM> The statue you first hit run towards you and attemps to stomp you!
  122. [12:59] <DM> !Roll 1d20+2
  123. [12:59] <KaiserBot> (1d20+2) = [12+2] ==> {14}.
  124. [12:59] <DM> You move a bit bit it manages to get one of your legs!
  125. [12:59] <DM> !roll 1d6
  126. [12:59] <KaiserBot> (1d6+0) = [3+0] ==> {3}.
  127. [12:59] <DM> you manage to make it graze
  128. [13:00] <DM> The statue the just hit you to the wall tries to grab you!
  129. [13:00] <DM> !roll 1d20+2
  130. [13:00] <KaiserBot> (1d20+2) = [7+2] ==> {9}.
  131. [13:00] <DM> But you manage to avoid it's slow hand!
  132. [13:00] <DM> Your move!
  133. [13:00] <Lyra_Bel> "Come on!"
  134. [13:00] <Lyra_Bel> "You can do better than that"
  135. [13:01] <Lyra_Bel> Expend 1 charge to use Rally and gain 21 temp HP
  136. [13:01] * Lyra_Bel then stabs the damaged statue
  137. [13:01] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+9
  138. [13:01] <KaiserBot> (1d20+9) = [9+9] ==> {18}.
  139. [13:01] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 3d4+9
  140. [13:01] <KaiserBot> (3d4+9) = [11+9] ==> {20}.
  141. [13:01] <DM> there are two damaged statues
  142. [13:01] <Lyra_Bel> Whichever one looks most damaged, then
  143. [13:02] <DM> the one you stabbed first or the one that pinned you to the wall?
  144. [13:02] <DM> k
  145. [13:02] <DM> pin it is
  146. [13:02] <Lyra_Bel> End turn
  147. [13:02] <DM> One of the statues in the back extends both arms up!
  148. [13:02] <DM> The other jumps on top of it and gets thrown towards you!
  149. [13:02] <DM> !roll 1d20+5
  150. [13:02] <KaiserBot> (1d20+5) = [3+5] ==> {8}.
  151. [13:03] <DM> However because of the wind conditions it is thrown to the back of the room! Suffering light damage!
  152. [13:03] <DM> The statue you first stabbed extends both arms and starts spinning towards you!
  153. [13:04] <DM> !roll 1d20+5
  154. [13:04] <KaiserBot> (1d20+5) = [4+5] ==> {9}.
  155. [13:04] <DM> But it hits the wall and starts going out of control!
  156. [13:04] <DM> The statue that just pinned you to the wall now tries to punch you IN THE FACE
  157. [13:05] <DM> !Roll 1d20+2
  158. [13:05] <KaiserBot> (1d20+2) = [10+2] ==> {12}.
  159. [13:05] <DM> You move to the left as it's first punch hits the wall! But the seccond hit connects!
  160. [13:05] <DM> !roll 1d6
  161. [13:05] <KaiserBot> (1d6+0) = [3+0] ==> {3}.
  162. [13:05] <DM> Your move!
  163. [13:06] <Lyra_Bel> Stab the punchy one
  164. [13:06] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+9
  165. [13:06] <KaiserBot> (1d20+9) = [16+9] ==> {25}.
  166. [13:06] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 3d4+9
  167. [13:06] <KaiserBot> (3d4+9) = [10+9] ==> {19}.
  168. [13:06] <DM> You see as it's face crumbles a bit! The glow of the eyes appears to be comming from a hollow centre
  169. [13:07] <Lyra_Bel> Can I use my minor action to reach into the centre and yank out whatever I find?
  170. [13:08] <DM> Far away statue starts spinning it's arm and several little hammers go flying!
  171. [13:08] <DM> no
  172. [13:08] <DM> the holes are too small
  173. [13:08] <DM> !roll 1d20+5
  174. [13:08] <Lyra_Bel> Then I stab it with my other pen
  175. [13:08] <KaiserBot> (1d20+5) = [16+5] ==> {21}.
  176. [13:08] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+9
  177. [13:08] <KaiserBot> (1d20+9) = [15+9] ==> {24}.
  178. [13:08] <DM> you used your attack action
  179. [13:08] <Lyra_Bel> Minor action, I'm dual-wielding them
  180. [13:08] <DM> oh
  181. [13:09] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d2
  182. [13:09] <KaiserBot> (1d2+0) = [2+0] ==> {2}.
  183. [13:09] <Lyra_Bel> Okay now end turn
  184. [13:09] <DM> 5 little hammers manage to hit you!
  185. [13:09] <DM> !roll 5d8
  186. [13:09] <KaiserBot> (5d8+0) = [20+0] ==> {20}.
  187. [13:10] <DM> Spinning statue tilts to one side and starts moving towards you!
  188. [13:10] <DM> !roll 1d20+3
  189. [13:10] <KaiserBot> (1d20+3) = [19+3] ==> {22}.
  190. [13:10] <DM> As you get slapped 3 times by the spinning stone hands!
  191. [13:10] <DM> !roll 3d6
  192. [13:10] <KaiserBot> (3d6+0) = [14+0] ==> {14}.
  193. [13:11] <DM> The original stab statue jumps up to the roof and hangs there
  194. [13:11] <DM> !roll 1d20
  195. [13:11] <KaiserBot> (1d20+0) = [7+0] ==> {7}.
  196. [13:11] <DM> But it falls to the ground due to it's weight
  197. [13:11] <DM> it barely manages to not hit it's face
  198. [13:12] <DM> Scarface statue starts glowing more and more as it's head explodes in a big burst of light!
  199. [13:12] <DM> !roll 1d20+10
  200. [13:12] <KaiserBot> (1d20+10) = [1+10] ==> {11}.
  201. [13:12] <DM> But as you see the light increases you manage to get the fuck away and kick it to force it back!
  202. [13:13] <DM> Scarface statue is not a statue anymore (dead, but technically it was never alive)
  203. [13:13] <DM> your move!
  204. [13:13] <Lyra_Bel> "Why do you keep doing this?"
  205. [13:13] <Lyra_Bel> "Why not just make the ceiling cave in?"
  206. [13:13] <DM> There's no responce
  207. [13:13] <Lyra_Bel> "Why not just *finally* finish me off?"
  208. [13:13] <DM> the bunny appears to be already gone
  209. [13:14] <Lyra_Bel> Minor action to Rally once more
  210. [13:14] <Lyra_Bel> Standard to statue-stab
  211. [13:14] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+9
  212. [13:14] <KaiserBot> (1d20+9) = [11+9] ==> {20}.
  213. [13:14] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 3d4+9
  214. [13:14] <KaiserBot> (3d4+9) = [6+9] ==> {15}.
  215. [13:14] <Lyra_Bel> Most damaged-looking one, again
  216. [13:14] <DM> Battle status: The remains of scarface are in front of you, spinning statue is right to your left, and cannot jump statue is a bit futher in front of you
  217. [13:15] <Lyra_Bel> Attack cannot jump statue, then
  218. [13:15] <DM> forgot about original stab, he is to your right
  219. [13:15] <DM> very well
  220. [13:15] <DM> you manage to go and hit it right in it's belly!
  221. [13:16] <Lyra_Bel> "Gonna try and make me feel bad about killing?"
  222. [13:16] <Lyra_Bel> End turn
  223. [13:16] <DM> The statue that you just stabbed tries to kick you away!
  224. [13:16] <DM> !Roll 1d20+2
  225. [13:16] <KaiserBot> (1d20+2) = [14+2] ==> {16}.
  226. [13:16] <Lyra_Bel> "Can't do that when you throw golems at me"
  227. [13:16] <DM> It does a little damage and forces you back a bit
  228. [13:16] <DM> !roll 1d6
  229. [13:16] <KaiserBot> (1d6+0) = [2+0] ==> {2}.
  230. [13:16] <Lyra_Bel> "At least the animals can pretend to be self-aware"
  231. [13:17] <Lyra_Bel> "So what are you trying to pull?"
  232. [13:17] <Lyra_Bel> "How does this stop me from killing you?"
  233. [13:17] <DM> The spinning statue's arm start glowing red as it tilts again bolting to your possition!
  234. [13:17] <DM> !roll 1d20+5
  235. [13:17] <KaiserBot> (1d20+5) = [10+5] ==> {15}.
  236. [13:18] <DM> You see this and manage to dodge two the the strikes as it tries to bitch slap you, first one you courch a bit, jump back but you get hit once by the glowing hand!
  237. [13:18] <DM> !roll 1d12
  238. [13:18] <KaiserBot> (1d12+0) = [10+0] ==> {10}.
  239. [13:18] * Lyra_Bel bites back a cry of pain. Not giving Sabath the satisfaction
  240. [13:18] <DM> ((brb, paste bin this cause I might not be back super early))
  241. [13:18] <Lyra_Bel> ((kk))
  242.  
  243.  
  244. [19:54] * Lyra_Bel stabs whichever one looks the most damaged with each pen
  245. [19:54] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+9
  246. [19:54] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+9) [14+9] : {23}
  247. [19:54] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 3d4+9
  248. [19:54] <Tyche[Dice]> (3d4+9) [7+9] : {16}
  249. [19:54] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+9
  250. [19:54] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+9) [11+9] : {20}
  251. [19:54] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d2
  252. [19:54] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d2) [1] : {1}
  253. [19:55] <Lyra_Bel> End turn
  254. [19:55] <RealDM> You quickly stab the poor statue making a decently sized hole in it's face, you can clearly see a spark of blue light comming from it
  255. [19:56] <RealDM> The satue appears not to be very happy with that as it tries to head bump you over!
  256. [19:56] <RealDM> !roll 1d20+4
  257. [19:56] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [19+4] : {23}
  258. [19:56] <RealDM> !roll 2d6
  259. [19:56] <Tyche[Dice]> (2d6) [10] : {10}
  260. [19:57] <RealDM> You are pushed a bit back!
  261. [19:57] <RealDM> The other statue in the back pints to you with it's finger as the air preassure increases, you see as more and more cracks appear on the floor
  262. [19:57] <RealDM> !roll 1d20
  263. [19:57] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [2] : {2}
  264. [19:58] <RealDM> The creature continues to charge it's attack but a small ammount of energy is released!
  265. [19:58] <RealDM> !roll 1d3
  266. [19:58] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d3) [3] : {3}
  267. [19:58] <RealDM> Damaging itself in the other ram for
  268. [19:58] <RealDM> !roll 1d6
  269. [19:58] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d6) [3] : {3}
  270. [19:58] <RealDM> Very little!
  271. [19:59] <RealDM> The spinning statue bolts forwars trying to hit you!
  272. [19:59] <RealDM> !Roll 1d20
  273. [19:59] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [9] : {9}
  274. [19:59] <RealDM> But you manage to dodge the attack as it comes, making a small jump back
  275. [19:59] <Lyra_Bel> ((12 AC))
  276. [19:59] <RealDM> ((I forgot the to hit I had with the attacks))
  277. [20:00] <Lyra_Bel> ((You kinda switched a bunch. I can find +2, +3, no mod, and +10))
  278. [20:01] <Lyra_Bel> ((And +5))
  279. [20:01] <RealDM> ((different attacs and whatnot))
  280. [20:01] <RealDM> ((moving on, your turn))
  281. [20:01] * Lyra_Bel keeps stabbing the one she's got
  282. [20:01] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+9
  283. [20:01] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+9) [5+9] : {14}
  284. [20:01] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 3d4+9
  285. [20:01] <Tyche[Dice]> (3d4+9) [6+9] : {15}
  286. [20:01] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+9
  287. [20:01] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d2
  288. [20:01] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d2) [2] : {2}
  289. [20:01] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+9) [4+9] : {13}
  290. [20:02] <Lyra_Bel> Sorta backwards but sure, that
  291. [20:03] <RealDM> You continue stabbing the statue in the face with your pens as you can clearly see a bright blue orb in the middle
  292. [20:03] <RealDM> Watch out looks like the rock can't contain it anymore!
  293. [20:03] <RealDM> !roll 1d20+10 to explode
  294. [20:03] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+10) [1+10] : {11}
  295. [20:05] <RealDM> ((roll to dodge))
  296. [20:05] <Lyra_Bel> ((Critfailed?))
  297. [20:05] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+2
  298. [20:05] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [17+2] : {19}
  299. [20:05] <RealDM> ((oh I'm a moron
  300. [20:06] <RealDM> ((I think this is the second crit fail self destruct))
  301. [20:06] <RealDM> ((these golems suck ass))
  302. [20:06] <RealDM> As the golem is becoming more and more unstable the starts to stumble back as it hits the pointing golem!
  303. [20:06] <RealDM> !roll 4d12 explosive damage
  304. [20:06] <Tyche[Dice]> (4d12) [26] : {26}
  305. [20:07] <RealDM> After the impact the ponting statue can't hold the charge and must release it!
  306. [20:07] <RealDM> !roll 1d20+5 to hit
  307. [20:07] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [2+5] : {7}
  308. [20:07] <RealDM> ((holy shit))
  309. [20:08] <Lyra_Bel> ((Dodge or AC?))
  310. [20:08] <RealDM> dodge
  311. [20:08] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+2
  312. [20:08] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [8+2] : {10}
  313. [20:08] <RealDM> But you manage to move yourself out of the way!
  314. [20:08] <RealDM> the heavy beam leaves a shiny spot on the wall
  315. [20:09] <RealDM> The spinning statue closes up to you and attemps to do a spinning slap attack!
  316. [20:09] <RealDM> !roll 1d20+5
  317. [20:09] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [14+5] : {19}
  318. [20:09] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+2 I can't tell which attacks are dodge and which are AC
  319. [20:09] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [6+2] : {8}
  320. [20:10] <RealDM> ((this will need to be discussed in the DM chat, cause dodge should be more prevalent in ranged attacks))
  321. [20:10] <RealDM> The light blue hands start hitting you in the face!
  322. [20:10] <RealDM> !roll 6
  323. [20:10] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [19] : {19}
  324. [20:10] <RealDM> !roll d6
  325. [20:10] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d6) [3] : {3}
  326. [20:10] <RealDM> 3 times you are hit!
  327. [20:11] <RealDM> !roll 3#2e6
  328. [20:11] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [19] : {19} (1d20) [2] : {2} (1d20) [12] : {12}
  329. [20:11] <RealDM> !roll 3#2d6
  330. [20:11] <Tyche[Dice]> (2d6) [9] : {9} (2d6) [8] : {8} (2d6) [8] : {8}
  331. [20:11] * Lyra_Bel snarls
  332. [20:11] <Lyra_Bel> "Come on. Just kill me already"
  333. [20:11] <Lyra_Bel> "You've never held back before"
  334. [20:12] <Lyra_Bel> "What is it you're hoping to prove?"
  335. [20:12] <RealDM> The rabbit people are long gone
  336. [20:12] * Lyra_Bel isn't talking to the rabbit people
  337. [20:13] <Lyra_Bel> "C'mon Sabath. What is it I need to do before you'll let me go?"
  338. [20:13] <Lyra_Bel> My turn?
  339. [20:14] <RealDM> yes
  340. [20:14] * Lyra_Bel stabs the spinning statue now that the other one is exploded
  341. [20:14] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+9
  342. [20:14] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+9) [20+9] : {29}
  343. [20:14] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 6d4+9
  344. [20:14] <Tyche[Dice]> (6d4+9) [16+9] : {25}
  345. [20:14] <Lyra_Bel> I like crits.
  346. [20:15] <Lyra_Bel> Minor action to burn up another charge for temp HP
  347. [20:15] <Lyra_Bel> End turn
  348. [20:15] <RealDM> You stab the creature as bits of stone are flinged away as it spins!
  349. [20:16] <RealDM> the old pointing statue attemps to grab a slab of rock off the flood
  350. [20:16] <RealDM> !roll 1d20
  351. [20:16] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [12] : {12}
  352. [20:17] <RealDM> It manages to lift only only breaking it a little and it fligns it towards you!
  353. [20:17] <RealDM> !roll 1d20+5
  354. [20:17] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [3+5] : {8}
  355. [20:17] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+2
  356. [20:17] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [2+2] : {4}
  357. [20:17] <RealDM> !roll 4d6
  358. [20:17] <Tyche[Dice]> (4d6) [13] : {13}
  359. [20:18] <RealDM> The spinning statue attemps to stop spinning by hitting you with it's leg!
  360. [20:18] <RealDM> !roll 1d20+5
  361. [20:18] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [14+5] : {19}
  362. [20:18] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+2
  363. [20:18] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [15+2] : {17}
  364. [20:18] <RealDM> It manages to connect a solid stop right on your side!
  365. [20:19] <RealDM> !roll 4d12
  366. [20:19] <Tyche[Dice]> (4d12) [26] : {26}
  367. [20:19] <RealDM> it's your turn
  368. [20:19] * Lyra_Bel is not having a fun time
  369. [20:19] <Lyra_Bel> How many left?
  370. [20:20] <RealDM> Two
  371. [20:20] <RealDM> spinning kicker and pointer
  372. [20:20] <Lyra_Bel> Last charge, last bit of temp HP
  373. [20:21] <Lyra_Bel> Which one looks in worse shape?
  374. [20:21] <RealDM> they both look in quite rough states
  375. [20:22] <Lyra_Bel> "C'mon..."
  376. [20:22] * Lyra_Bel stabs spinner
  377. [20:22] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+9
  378. [20:22] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+9) [14+9] : {23}
  379. [20:22] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 3d4+9
  380. [20:22] <Tyche[Dice]> (3d4+9) [5+9] : {14}
  381. [20:23] <Lyra_Bel> End turn
  382. [20:24] <RealDM> The pointing statue now starts running towards you and it launches itself into the air trying to hit you
  383. [20:24] <RealDM> !roll 1d20+5
  384. [20:24] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [8+5] : {13}
  385. [20:24] <Lyra_Bel> !roll 1d20+2
  386. [20:24] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [13+2] : {15}
  387. [20:25] <RealDM> Jumping back into the air you avoid the incomming missile as it hits the floor
  388. [20:25] <RealDM> !roll 2d4
  389. [20:25] <Tyche[Dice]> (2d4) [4] : {4}
  390. [20:26] <RealDM> The spinner now attemps to grab you using it's hand
  391. [20:26] <RealDM> !roll 1d20+5
  392. [20:26] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [9+5] : {14}
  393. [20:26] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+5 Acrobatics to avoid grapple
  394. [20:26] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [15+5] : {20}
  395. [20:26] <RealDM> you avoid id
  396. [20:26] <RealDM> congrats
  397. [20:27] <Lyra_Bel> "What's the matter?"
  398. [20:27] <Lyra_Bel> "Everything else in this game has been able to kill me"
  399. [20:27] <Lyra_Bel> "Why not these, huh?"
  400. [20:28] * Lyra_Bel stabs spinner some more
  401. [20:28] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+9
  402. [20:28] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+9) [12+9] : {21}
  403. [20:28] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 3d4+9
  404. [20:28] <Tyche[Dice]> (3d4+9) [8+9] : {17}
  405. [20:28] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+9
  406. [20:28] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+9) [9+9] : {18}
  407. [20:28] <Lyra_Bel> !roll 1d2
  408. [20:28] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d2) [1] : {1}
  409. [20:29] <Lyra_Bel> End turn
  410. [20:29] <Lyra_Bel> "Why didn't rocks just fall from the ceiling?"
  411. [20:30] <RealDM> ((technically they did fall from the ceiling once))
  412. [20:30] <Lyra_Bel> "Why didn't I get sealed in here with just that insufferable dolt for company, starve to death over a couple days before I respawn?"
  413. [20:30] <Lyra_Bel> "If you're going to kill me over and over, at least add variety before the audience starts getting bored"
  414. [20:31] <Lyra_Bel> "I'm not scared. Y'get that, right?"
  415. [20:31] <RealDM> The pointer tries to jump up and smal you
  416. [20:31] <RealDM> *slam
  417. [20:31] <RealDM> !roll 1d20+5
  418. [20:31] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [1+5] : {6}
  419. [20:31] <Lyra_Bel> "I am so far beyond fear right now"
  420. [20:31] <RealDM> But it instead falld immediatly because it's a rock and cannot jump
  421. [20:31] <RealDM> the pointer is now prone on the ground
  422. [20:32] <RealDM> the spinner tries to knee kick you
  423. [20:32] <RealDM> !roll 1d20+3
  424. [20:32] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [3+3] : {6}
  425. [20:32] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+2
  426. [20:32] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [10+2] : {12}
  427. [20:32] <RealDM> just just walk off to the side
  428. [20:33] <RealDM> Your turn
  429. [20:33] <Lyra_Bel> Does the pointer have its blue orb visible?
  430. [20:34] <RealDM> no, but the spinner looks really damaged
  431. [20:34] <Lyra_Bel> Are they both within reach?
  432. [20:34] <Lyra_Bel> Without moving*
  433. [20:35] <RealDM> The fallen pointer is not but the spinner is right next to you
  434. [20:35] <Lyra_Bel> That works
  435. [20:36] <Lyra_Bel> Minor offhand attack with the good pen
  436. [20:36] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+9
  437. [20:36] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+9) [12+9] : {21}
  438. [20:36] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 3d4
  439. [20:36] <Tyche[Dice]> (3d4) [8] : {8}
  440. [20:37] * Lyra_Bel then walks over to stand on the fallen pointer
  441. [20:37] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 2#1d20-1 to grapple
  442. [20:37] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+-1) [6+-1] : {5} (1d20+-1) [10+-1] : {9}
  443. [20:37] <RealDM> !roll 2#1d20-2
  444. [20:37] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+-2) [3+-2] : {1} (1d20+-2) [19+-2] : {17}
  445. [20:38] <Lyra_Bel> "Stay down"
  446. [20:38] <RealDM> You manage to get an ok hold on it, but it takes effort
  447. [20:38] <Lyra_Bel> "Just. Stay. Down."
  448. [20:38] <Lyra_Bel> End turn
  449. [20:41] <Lyra_Bel> RealDM
  450. [20:42] <RealDM> sorry
  451. [20:43] <RealDM> had a bit of a phace our
  452. [20:43] <RealDM> out*
  453. [20:44] <RealDM> The spinner tries to jump over and slam you both
  454. [20:44] <RealDM> !roll 1d20+2
  455. [20:44] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [2+2] : {4}
  456. [20:44] <RealDM> but it also fails miserable
  457. [20:44] <RealDM> !roll 1d20-2
  458. [20:44] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+-2) [5+-2] : {3}
  459. [20:44] <RealDM> The pin is too strong and cannot be broken
  460. [20:44] <RealDM> your turn
  461.  
  462. [20:45] <Lyra__Bel> "Come on, then!"
  463. [20:46] * Lyra__Bel stabs Spinner some more
  464. [20:46] <Lyra__Bel> !Roll 1d20+9
  465. [20:46] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+9) [8+9] : {17}
  466. [20:46] <Lyra__Bel> !Roll 3d4+9
  467. [20:46] <Tyche[Dice]> (3d4+9) [5+9] : {14}
  468. [20:47] <RealDM> The spinner tries to hold onto you with both arms
  469. [20:47] <RealDM> !roll 1d20+3
  470. [20:47] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [1+3] : {4}
  471. [20:47] <Lyra__Bel> !Roll 1d20+5
  472. [20:47] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [9+5] : {14}
  473. [20:47] <RealDM> But instead it falls back and explodes
  474. [20:47] == Lyra_Bel [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 204 seconds]
  475. [20:47] <RealDM> Espectacular colours and different shades of blue fill the room
  476. [20:47] == Lyra__Bel has changed nick to Lyra_Bel
  477. [20:47] <RealDM> you could almost say it's fifty different shades
  478. [20:48] <RealDM> !roll 1d20-2 to break the pin
  479. [20:48] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+-2) [12+-2] : {10}
  480. [20:48] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 2#1d20-1
  481. [20:48] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+-1) [5+-1] : {4} (1d20+-1) [11+-1] : {10}
  482. [20:48] <Lyra_Bel> Golem is also at disadvantage, because prone
  483. [20:49] <Lyra_Bel> Prone-grappling is considered the best option for a reason
  484. [20:49] <RealDM> The golem cannot escape
  485. [20:49] <RealDM> It attemps to explode instead
  486. [20:49] <RealDM> !roll 1d20+10
  487. [20:49] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+10) [4+10] : {14}
  488. [20:50] <RealDM> ((not a single explode rolled well))
  489. [20:50] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+2 if I get a reflex check while on top of it
  490. [20:50] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [10+2] : {12}
  491. [20:50] <RealDM> !roll 6d12 to explode in your face
  492. [20:50] <Tyche[Dice]> (6d12) [43] : {43}
  493. [20:50] * Lyra_Bel screams
  494. [20:51] <RealDM> Congratulations you got 537 xp points!
  495. [20:52] * Lyra_Bel slowly struggles to her feet
  496. [20:52] <Lyra_Bel> 17/164 HP
  497. [20:52] <Lyra_Bel> "C-c'mon"
  498. [20:52] <RealDM> Also a bunch of grist goes flying into the air that I need to check what the propper ammounts should be!
  499. [20:52] <Lyra_Bel> "COME ON!"
  500. [20:53] <Lyra__Bel> "I'm gonna kill you"
  501. [20:53] <Lyra__Bel> "I'm gonna kill you over. And over"
  502. [20:53] <Lyra__Bel> "For every time you've killed me, Sabath"
  503. [20:53] <Lyra__Bel> "I'm gonna kill you back"
  504. [20:54] <RealDM> ((to be hoest this fight was all over the fucking place, now I have an idea what to do next))
  505. [20:54] <RealDM> ((also waaaaaaaay less hp, this took too long))
  506. [20:55] * Lyra__Bel stalks over to the hole the rabbits fled into
  507. [20:55] <Lyra__Bel> !Roll 1d20+14 to make a flamethrower
  508. [20:55] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+14) [11+14] : {25}
  509. [20:56] <RealDM> ===end===
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