Cade/Ahzela - Can't remember the name I was gonna give this.

[13:29] <The_Audience> ==START!==
[13:29]  * distantBellicose has begun espering wanderingPilgrim
[13:29] <distantBellicose> Hey! Hi there. How are you?
[13:30] <WanderingPilgrim> I'm... g00d?
[13:30] <WanderingPilgrim> Wh0 ar3 y0u?
[13:30] <distantBellicose> Sorry! Sorry! I should have started off by introducing myself.
[13:30] <distantBellicose> Yeah, I'm Cade. Cade Miller. The Most Dashing Sniper in North America.
[13:31] <WanderingPilgrim> SNIP3R?!
[13:31] <distantBellicose> Probably. I think I read a magazine article about snipers a long time ago. Can't really remember what it said, though.
[13:31] <WanderingPilgrim> Is that why y0u ar3 m3ssaging m3?!
[13:31] <distantBellicose> No! No!
[13:31] <distantBellicose> I'm, uh. Hm. Hang on a minute.
[13:31] <WanderingPilgrim> W3ll y0u can't b3 a v3ry g00d 0n3!
[13:31] <distantBellicose> I hate doing this to you, but I gotta scroll back up in the chat.
[13:31] <distantBellicose> Oh, man. I didn't say why I was espering you. Hold up.
[13:31] <WanderingPilgrim> Why ar3 y0u t3lling m3 y0u ar3 ab0ut t0 kill m3?
[13:31] <distantBellicose> No! No! It's not that.
[13:32] <distantBellicose> I think it's... Jack? Is that right? I think he's been going around doing some mean things and, well, I wanted to apologize to people he's been mean to.
[13:32] <distantBellicose> See, Jack is a good kid, really.
[13:32] <WanderingPilgrim> Is a snip3r a diff3r3nt thing th3n?
[13:32] <distantBellicose> I think this is just a phase he's working through.
[13:32] <distantBellicose> Well, no, see, I carry a big ol' rifle, but I don't go killing people!
[13:32] <distantBellicose> That's frowned upon in a lot of places.
[13:32] <WanderingPilgrim> Whats th3 rifl3 f0r th3n?
[13:33] <distantBellicose> Wolves.
[13:33] <WanderingPilgrim> Y0u.... snip3 w0lv3s?
[13:33] <distantBellicose> Big ones.
[13:33] <WanderingPilgrim> Hav3 y0u c0nsid3r3d r3-3valuating y0ur lif3 g0als?
[13:33] <distantBellicose> Well, I HAVE, but I've forgotten what those goals actually ARE.
[13:33] <WanderingPilgrim> Ah. I s33 :P
[13:33] <distantBellicose> And then I forget that I even evaluated them in the first place, and the whole thing is gone.
[13:34] <WanderingPilgrim> 0k anyway s0 wh0 is jack?
[13:34] <distantBellicose> Jack is my lil bro!
[13:34] <distantBellicose> Well, kinda.
[13:34] <WanderingPilgrim> Is this a n0rmal human thing?
[13:34] <distantBellicose> Maybe. I dunno.
[13:34] <WanderingPilgrim> T0 hav3 'kinda' littl3 br0s 0r sis3s?
[13:34] <distantBellicose> Hey, what were we doing again?
[13:35] <WanderingPilgrim> Idk?
[13:35] <distantBellicose> Huh.
[13:35] <WanderingPilgrim> S0m3thing ab0ut jack?
[13:35] <distantBellicose> Oh, right! Jack.
[13:35] <distantBellicose> You don't know him?
[13:35] <WanderingPilgrim> N0?
[13:35] <WanderingPilgrim> I'v3 h3ard 0F him
[13:36] <distantBellicose> Jack's a cool kid. Lots of "Mwahahaha! I will take over the world!" sorts of things. But really, he's too nice for it!
[13:36] <distantBellicose> He cries when his robots hurt people! Well, only a little, and he likes to pretend he doesn't.
[13:36] <WanderingPilgrim> I 0nly h3ar 0f him thr0ugh ikki
[13:36] <distantBellicose> You should see him scrape his knee. Poor guy! He's so adorable when he cries, I just can't help but put him in a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig headlock!
[13:37] <WanderingPilgrim> why w0uld y0u put him in a h3adl0ck?
[13:37] <distantBellicose> Wait, so who are you again?
[13:37] <WanderingPilgrim> 3hr.. W3ll ahz3la?
[13:37] <distantBellicose> Ahzela! Right! Hi Ahzela! I'm Cade.
[13:37] <WanderingPilgrim> Hi cad3. Y0u alr3ady said y0ur nam3 th0ugh :P
[13:37] <distantBellicose> Oh I did? Hang on.
[13:38] <WanderingPilgrim> Ar3 y0u a nic3 human?
[13:38] <WanderingPilgrim> Ikki and al3x s33m lik3 nic3 humans, but idk ab0ut 0th3rs...
[13:38] <distantBellicose> That depends on your definition of "nice human". I mean, yeah, I get a little frustrated with rush hour traffic.
[13:38] <distantBellicose> Maybe sometimes I say a bad word when they're out of stuff I want at the store, sure.
[13:38] <distantBellicose> But I don't kill, steal, or hate on people, so there's that.
[13:38] <WanderingPilgrim> Wh3n I first cam3 h3r3 I g0t captur3d by s0m3 humans, and impris0n3d?
[13:39] <WanderingPilgrim> H0w racist ar3 y0u?
[13:39] <WanderingPilgrim> Al3x says that th3 bad humans ar3 racist t0wards m3, which I gu3ss I can und3rstand
[13:39] <distantBellicose> Well, like I said, I forget all names equally frequently, ha ha!
[13:40] <WanderingPilgrim> 0...k?
[13:40] <distantBellicose> That's like saying I'm a... Hm. I think I forgot what I was gonna type, but was too lazy and too committed to this message to erase it.
[13:40] <distantBellicose> oh, right. Not racist!
[13:40] <distantBellicose> I'm a not racist!
[13:40] <WanderingPilgrim> Gr3at!
[13:40] <distantBellicose> Yeah, I have troubles with short term memory.
[13:41] <WanderingPilgrim> H0w d0 y0u kn0w 0f m3 th0ugh?
[13:41] <distantBellicose> Or was it long term? Can't remember what the doc said.
[13:41] <WanderingPilgrim> I th0ught 0nly 2 humans kn3w m3?
[13:41] <distantBellicose> How do I know of you? I dunno.
[13:41] <WanderingPilgrim> I gu3ss that mak3s it 3asi3r t0 c0v3r up!
[13:41] <distantBellicose> Cover up? What, is your existence a secret? I feel that.
[13:42] <WanderingPilgrim> W3ll m0st humans r3act badly t0 h3aring that I'm an ali3n :P
[13:42] <distantBellicose> Jack is the same way! He's so cute when he insists on that! I always put him in a big headlock, then take him to school!
[13:43] <distantBellicose> You're an alien? Cool! Whatever floats your boat, I guess!
[13:43] <WanderingPilgrim> Thats... 0k what3v3r?
[13:43] <distantBellicose> Is it like Jack's "Evil Robot Overlord" thing?
[13:44] <WanderingPilgrim> Mayb3?
[13:44] <distantBellicose> Oh, man. Why am I here again? Sheesh! I am so sorry, uh, what's your name!
[13:44] <WanderingPilgrim> Idk d03s h3 0p3rat3 in s3cr3t 0p3rati0ns acr0ss th3 galaxy s3arching, sc0uting and 0p3rating in hundr3ds 0f star syst3ms with 0th3r ali3ns?
[13:45] <distantBellicose> No, no I'd know if he did.
[13:45] <WanderingPilgrim> W0uld y0u?
[13:45] <distantBellicose> And even if I didn't know, he'd better not be doing it on a school night!
[13:45] <WanderingPilgrim> Als0 g00d qu3sti0n!
[13:45] <WanderingPilgrim> What ar3 y0u h3r3 f0r?
[13:46] <WanderingPilgrim> Idk y0u hav3 said y3t :P
[13:46] <distantBellicose> Oh. I can't remember. I think it was... Hm.
[13:46] <WanderingPilgrim> What is 'Hm'?
[13:46] <distantBellicose> I think I wanted to apologize to jack for something? Was it forgetting the macaroni and cheese with the dinosaurs in dinner last night? Did that even happen?
[13:46] <WanderingPilgrim> Is it lik3 a hymn?
[13:47] <WanderingPilgrim> It s0unds kinda similar...
[13:47] <distantBellicose> No, no, Hm is like a sound I make when I'm trying to think.
[13:47] <distantBellicose> That happens a lot.
[13:47] <WanderingPilgrim> Ah
[13:47] <WanderingPilgrim> W3ll... I didn't hav3 macar0ni last night?
[13:47] <WanderingPilgrim> S0 s0m3thing with jack?
[13:47] <distantBellicose> Oh. Dang.
[13:47] <WanderingPilgrim> Wh0m y0u m3nti0n3d was y0ur 'br0'?
[13:47] <distantBellicose> Oh, yeah.
[13:47] <distantBellicose> I like to go around and apologize to people he's been mean to.
[13:48] <WanderingPilgrim> Has h3 b33n m3an t0 m3?
[13:48] <distantBellicose> Honestly, he's really not a bad kid. Just needs a good headlock every now and again.
[13:48] <distantBellicose> Has he been mean to you? I dunno. You fought any robots lately?
[13:48] <WanderingPilgrim> Sh0uld I h3adl0ck him 0r r3f3r him t0 y0u f0r h3adl0cks?
[13:48] <WanderingPilgrim> Als0 n0, I hav3'nt
[13:48] <WanderingPilgrim> Sh0uld I hav3?
[13:48] <distantBellicose> Ah. So he hasn't been mean. Huh. That's weird.
[13:48] <distantBellicose> Well, if he hasn't been mean to you, and if it isn't about macaroni, I dunno why I'm here.
[13:49] <WanderingPilgrim> Allllrighty th3n!
[13:49] <distantBellicose> See you later, what'syourname!
[13:49] <WanderingPilgrim> Wait!
[13:49] <distantBellicose> Hm?
[13:49] <WanderingPilgrim> I still d0n't kn0w y0u :P
[13:49] <distantBellicose> Oh, really?
[13:49] <WanderingPilgrim> I kn0w y0ur nam3.. w3ll y0ur first nam3?
[13:49] <distantBellicose> Dang it. I can't believe I forgot to introduce myself *again!*
[13:50] <distantBellicose> Wait, did I forget last time?
[13:50] <WanderingPilgrim> N0- y0u said y0u w3r3 cad3!
[13:50] <distantBellicose> That was the online dating chat, right?
[13:50] <WanderingPilgrim> This is 0nlin3 dating?
[13:50] <distantBellicose> Man! I gotta start keeping a journal.
[13:50] <WanderingPilgrim> I gu3ss this is fun?
[13:50] <distantBellicose> No, I just have some stuff going on in a few websites.
[13:50] <WanderingPilgrim> Its w3irdly intriguing at l3ast!
[13:50] <distantBellicose> See, I figure... I figure Jack would like a woman in the house, you know? Like, a "mom" figure.
[13:51] <WanderingPilgrim> ....
[13:51] <WanderingPilgrim> Why w0uld y0u want m3 f0r that?
[13:51] <distantBellicose> No, no!
[13:51] <distantBellicose> Not you!
[13:51] <distantBellicose> I know I'm not here for that.
[13:51] <distantBellicose> I just can't remember why I'm chatting with you right now.
[13:52] <distantBellicose> If it were, y'know, OKCupid or whatever I'd be able to see that on the screen.
[13:52] <WanderingPilgrim> 0KCupid?
[13:52] <distantBellicose> Y'know. A dating website.
[13:52] <distantBellicose> For single, lonely individuals.
[13:52] <WanderingPilgrim> I th0ught w3 w3r3 0n 3sp3r?
[13:52] <distantBellicose> I'm not really lonely, but I figure Jack is, so that makes me lonely by proxy.
[13:53] <WanderingPilgrim> 0k S0 t3ll m3 ab0ut y0urs3lf!
[13:53] <WanderingPilgrim> What ar3 y0ur int3r3sts?
[13:54] <WanderingPilgrim> Wh0 3vn3 is jack, lik3, prop3rly
[13:54] <WanderingPilgrim> I'v3 h3ard h3 is 3vil, but y0u say h3 isn;t?
[13:54] <distantBellicose> I'm Cade. Cade Miller. The most dashing sniper in North America. Probably.
[13:54] <distantBellicose> I like sniping, and killing wolves.
[13:54] <distantBellicose> And Jack. I like my lil' bro jack.
[13:54] <WanderingPilgrim> H0w did y0u d3t3rmin3 y0u w3r3 th3 m0st dashing?
[13:54] <WanderingPilgrim> Was th3r3 a nati0nal surv3y?
[13:54] <distantBellicose> I dunno. I live in rural canada.
[13:55] <distantBellicose> It's cold in rural Canada, but not bad overall.
[13:56] <WanderingPilgrim> 0k?
[13:56] <WanderingPilgrim> What ar3 y0ur int3r3sts?
[13:56] <distantBellicose> I like sniping, and killing wolves.
[13:56] <distantBellicose> Damn things. Always tryna eat me.
[13:56] <distantBellicose> Hey, who are you again?
[13:57] <distantBellicose> Are you Jack doing more of his shenanigans? You adorable little rascal!
[13:57] <distantBellicose> Wait.
[13:57] <distantBellicose> Wait.
[13:57] <distantBellicose> Wait.
[13:57] <WanderingPilgrim> Ahz3la - an ali3n kinda stuck h3r3!
[13:57] <distantBellicose> Jack's at school right now.
[13:57] <WanderingPilgrim> I'm waiting!
[13:57] <distantBellicose> Waiting for what?
[13:57] <WanderingPilgrim> Y0u said t0 wait!
[13:58] <distantBellicose> Oh, yup. I sure did. Can't remember why, though.
[13:58] <distantBellicose> Well, I guess you can stop waiting, what's your name.
[13:59] <distantBellicose> WAIT!
[13:59] <distantBellicose> Hang on again!
[13:59] <WanderingPilgrim> WAITING!
[13:59] <WanderingPilgrim> H0LD 0N T0 WHAT?!
[13:59] <WanderingPilgrim> WHATS WR0NG!
[13:59]  * distantBellicose has gone to idle
[13:59]  * distantBellicose has automatically logged out after 15 minutes of inactivity.
[13:59] <WanderingPilgrim> 000000000...k?
[14:00] <distantBellicose> ==END==