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- [10/27/2016 2:23:54 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Olivia-Eugénie and Jean Pierre will be separating.Wow reminds me of Taliban and the IS declaring Jihad on each other, definitely great news
- [10/27/2016 4:56:42 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: Turns out they are reconciling.
- [10/27/2016 4:57:16 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: Don't see how anyone can compare them to two terrorist groups, since they are genuinely loving and loveable people.
- [10/27/2016 4:57:52 PM] Yaroslav Mar: lmao
- [10/27/2016 4:58:02 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 2:23 PM] Yaroslav Mar:
- <<< Taliban and the IS[Thursday, October 27, 2016 4:57 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
- <<< they are genuinely loving and loveable people.this is how I read Will's response
- [10/27/2016 4:58:19 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Maybe because they were threatening to physically attack me, just like Taliban and the IS do?
- [10/27/2016 4:59:12 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Damn Barnaby that's too brilliant :D
- [10/27/2016 4:59:48 PM] Lucas Paiva: I thought the Taliban and Russia were getting into bed together
- [10/27/2016 4:59:59 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: No, that's not the Taliban...
- [10/27/2016 5:00:04 PM] Barnaby Hands: No, that was the US pre-1989
- [10/27/2016 5:00:05 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: That's ur mum lolololol
- [10/27/2016 5:00:23 PM] Barnaby Hands: Lucas' mum confirmed for the Taliban
- [10/27/2016 5:00:24 PM] Yaroslav Mar: You must have mistaken the Taliban for the Hezbollah
- [10/27/2016 5:00:35 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:00 PM] Yaroslav Mar:
- <<< You must have mistaken the Taliban for the HezbollahOh yeah
- [10/27/2016 5:00:38 PM] Lucas Paiva: Too many terrorists
- [10/27/2016 5:01:04 PM] Lucas Paiva: Like...being a terrorist must suck
- [10/27/2016 5:01:06 PM | Edited 5:01:23 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Anyway Hezbollah is not officially a terrorist organization here but its perception among Russians is nowhere near positive
- [10/27/2016 5:01:08 PM] Lucas Paiva: You dont get money
- [10/27/2016 5:01:20 PM] Lucas Paiva: You dont get to live a good life
- [10/27/2016 5:01:30 PM] Lucas Paiva: And you will most likely not see your dream fulfilled.
- [10/27/2016 5:01:43 PM] Lucas Paiva: Plus, you see pretty much everyone you love suffer.
- [10/27/2016 5:01:51 PM] Yaroslav Mar: If your dream is to die for Allah, it kind of is likely to be fulfilled
- [10/27/2016 5:02:13 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:01 PM] Lucas Paiva:
- <<< you will most likely not see your dream fulfilled.
- Plus, you see pretty much everyone you love suffer.Yeah, that's living for you.
- [10/27/2016 5:02:18 PM] Barnaby Hands: But I don't want to die for Allah
- [10/27/2016 5:02:29 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Maybe that's why you're not in the IS
- [10/27/2016 5:02:32 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Nor in the Taliban
- [10/27/2016 5:02:50 PM] Jonathan: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 4:57 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
- <<< Don't see how anyone can compare them to two terrorist groups, since they are genuinely loving and loveable people.Didn't they also threaten to assault Yaroslav?
- [10/27/2016 5:02:56 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:02 PM] Yaroslav Mar:
- <<< Maybe that's why you're not in the ISYes, the only reason I'm not a member of the Islamic State is that I don't want to die :P
- [10/27/2016 5:03:04 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:01 PM] Yaroslav Mar:
- <<< If your dream is to die for Allah, it kind of is likely to be fulfilledI wonder what it is like, to live like that. To love something so much you would die for it.
- [10/27/2016 5:03:08 PM] Jonathan: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 4:58 PM] Yaroslav Mar:
- <<< Maybe because they were threatening to physically attack meThought that was them
- [10/27/2016 5:03:13 PM] Yaroslav Mar: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:02 PM] Jonathan:
- <<< Didn't they also threaten to assault Yaroslav?Precisely what I'm saying
- [10/27/2016 5:03:17 PM] Yaroslav Mar: And I have screens for that
- [10/27/2016 5:03:21 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:02 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός:
- <<< Yeah, that's living for you.i don't know, people around me tend to be happy
- [10/27/2016 5:03:29 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: That... doesn't make them like Taliban or ISIS, though.
- [10/27/2016 5:03:35 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:03 PM] Lucas Paiva:
- <<< i don't know, people around me tend to be happyFor now...
- [10/27/2016 5:03:43 PM] Yaroslav Mar: But they're Will's buddies so even if they fucked a goat and uploaded it on YouTube he'll defend them
- [10/27/2016 5:03:50 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:03 PM] Lucas Paiva:
- <<< people around me tend to be happyThat's what happens when you just fuck people
- [10/27/2016 5:04:11 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: Just because you have annoyed them, Yaroslav, to such a degree that they would angrily say things to you, that doesn't make them terrorists.
- [10/27/2016 5:04:15 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:03 PM] Yaroslav Mar:
- <<< fucked a goat ISIL lesson 1
- [10/27/2016 5:04:19 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:03 PM] Barnaby Hands:
- <<< That's what happens when you just fuck peopleHey, I either fuck or smoke them out, either way, they usually like me.
- [10/27/2016 5:04:44 PM] Lucas Paiva: Is Jean Paul the guy from Quebec?
- [10/27/2016 5:04:47 PM] Yaroslav Mar: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:04 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
- <<< Just because you have annoyed them, Yaroslav, to such a degree that they would angrily say things to you, that doesn't make them terrorists.One who makes threats is a terrorist, whether he has the means to implement it or not is irrelevant here.
- [10/27/2016 5:04:53 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:04 PM] Lucas Paiva:
- <<< Hey, I either fuck or smoke them out, either way, they usually like me.That's good, you don't want to fuck people you don't like
- [10/27/2016 5:05:00 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Also, annoyed
- [10/27/2016 5:05:09 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Implying I ever commented on Aigues-Mortes's policy
- [10/27/2016 5:05:14 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:04 PM] Yaroslav Mar:
- <<< One who makes threats is a terroristThat's a dilution of terms, a terrorist uses terror and the threat of violence to enact political ends.
- [10/27/2016 5:05:25 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:04 PM] Barnaby Hands:
- <<< That's good, you don't want to fuck people you don't likeThat is true, but you know, sometimes a man's gotta eat
- [10/27/2016 5:05:40 PM] Yaroslav Mar: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:05 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός:
- <<< That's a dilution of terms, a terrorist uses terror and the threat of violence to enact political ends.Well this is what I meant
- [10/27/2016 5:05:53 PM] Yaroslav Mar: A threat of violence is precisely what was issued by JP
- [10/27/2016 5:05:54 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:05 PM] Lucas Paiva:
- <<< That is true, but you know, sometimes a man's gotta eatWhen I said "eat her out"...
- [10/27/2016 5:07:14 PM] Barnaby Hands: Just because you have[Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:03 PM] Yaroslav Mar:
- <<< fucked a goat and uploaded it on YouTube[Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:03 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
- <<< doesn't make[Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:03 PM] Lucas Paiva:
- <<< Allah[Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:03 PM] Lucas Paiva:
- <<< happy
- [10/27/2016 5:07:32 PM] Lucas Paiva: I often find that micronations conflict can be boiled down as Barney Stinson said
- [10/27/2016 5:07:35 PM] Lucas Paiva: "So I explained to her, I said Madelin, every single international conflict essentially boils down to sexual tension"
- [10/27/2016 5:07:53 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Nah, you just project because you want to fuck everyone.
- [10/27/2016 5:07:53 PM] Barnaby Hands: Why do you think Putin can speak German so well? ;)
- [10/27/2016 5:08:19 PM] Barnaby Hands: Lucas wants to fuck
- Jacob wants to do drugs
- I want to play football
- [10/27/2016 5:08:26 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:07 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός:
- <<< you want to fuck everyone.I do not.
- [10/27/2016 5:08:28 PM] Barnaby Hands: but sometimes you don't get what you want
- [10/27/2016 5:08:36 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:08 PM] Lucas Paiva:
- <<< I do not.Yes you do. Fact.
- [10/27/2016 5:08:38 PM] Lucas Paiva: I would say 30% tops
- [10/27/2016 5:08:53 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: And the other 70%, you'd bottom?
- [10/27/2016 5:08:53 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:08 PM] Barnaby Hands:
- <<< Jacob wants to do drugsIf I had to give up sex or drugs, I would honestly be torned.
- [10/27/2016 5:08:57 PM] Barnaby Hands: Lucas would probably want to fuck the Queen
- [10/27/2016 5:09:19 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:08 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός:
- <<< And the other 70%, you'd bottom?No, 50% there is some level of drunkness I would go for it.
- [10/27/2016 5:09:22 PM] Lucas Paiva: 20%...just no.
- [10/27/2016 5:10:23 PM] Barnaby Hands: With me there's 40% I'd fuck, 30% that I'd chat up in a bar, then there's 20% too old for me, and then there's 10% of achievable girls
- [10/27/2016 5:10:34 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:08 PM] Barnaby Hands:
- <<< Lucas would probably want to fuck the QueenWouldn't you? Just to say I fucked the Queen?
- [10/27/2016 5:10:39 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: Yaroslav, calling them terrorists is terrible hyperbole.
- [10/27/2016 5:11:01 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: And no, Jean Pierre is the prince of Aigues-Mortes, perhaps the most up-and-coming micronation at the moment.
- [10/27/2016 5:11:09 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:10 PM] Lucas Paiva:
- <<< Wouldn't you? Just to say I fucked the Queen?You are disturbed
- [10/27/2016 5:11:10 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:10 PM] Lucas Paiva:
- <<< Wouldn't you? Just to say I fucked the Queen?Only if I knew it would kill her.
- [10/27/2016 5:11:45 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:11 PM] Barnaby Hands:
- <<< You are disturbedBro. Queen. of. England.
- [10/27/2016 5:11:46 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:11 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
- <<< Jean Pierre is the prince of Aigues-Mortes, perhaps the most up-and-coming[Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:10 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
- <<< terrorist[Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:11 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
- <<< at the moment
- [10/27/2016 5:11:54 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: Also, I have recently been awarded the Dean's Senior Scholar Award in my college.
- [10/27/2016 5:12:05 PM] Lucas Paiva: Congratulations.
- [10/27/2016 5:12:09 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: Thank you.
- [10/27/2016 5:12:20 PM] Yaroslav Mar: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:10 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
- <<< Yaroslav, calling them terrorists is terrible hyperbole.Of course you'll never admit your friends are terrorists.
- [10/27/2016 5:12:34 PM] Barnaby Hands: Meanwhile I pulled my hamstring today playing handball. Swings and roundabouts and all that
- [10/27/2016 5:12:37 PM] Yaroslav Mar: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:11 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
- <<< Jean Pierre is the prince of Aigues-MortesDon't think I ever denied it lol
- [10/27/2016 5:12:50 PM] Lucas Paiva: I am in Verona atm
- [10/27/2016 5:12:53 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: Did I say you had?
- [10/27/2016 5:12:55 PM] Lucas Paiva: I could live here.
- [10/27/2016 5:12:56 PM] Yaroslav Mar: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:11 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
- <<< the most up-and-coming micronation at the momentVery much an exaggeration
- [10/27/2016 5:13:02 PM] Barnaby Hands: (flag:it) ?
- [10/27/2016 5:13:07 PM] Lucas Paiva: Ya
- [10/27/2016 5:13:11 PM] Barnaby Hands: Neat
- [10/27/2016 5:13:12 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:11 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
- <<< Also, I have recently been awarded[Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:12 PM] Lucas Paiva:
- <<< Verona[Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:12 PM] Barnaby Hands:
- <<< Swings and roundabouts and all that
- [10/27/2016 5:13:14 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: Not all of us claim an island in the Pacific Ocean.
- [10/27/2016 5:13:17 PM] Lucas Paiva: Beautiful city, beautiful women, not too big.
- [10/27/2016 5:13:41 PM] Lucas Paiva: If I could, I would come here for 6 months and study Italian
- [10/27/2016 5:13:42 PM] Barnaby Hands: Most places I go there are beautiful women.
- [10/27/2016 5:13:47 PM] Barnaby Hands: Except possibly Saudi Arabia
- [10/27/2016 5:13:52 PM] Barnaby Hands: hard to tell there
- [10/27/2016 5:13:55 PM] Lucas Paiva: Then go somewhere else and learn spanish
- [10/27/2016 5:14:02 PM] Lucas Paiva: Most places I go there are beautiful women.You live in England
- [10/27/2016 5:14:06 PM] Yaroslav Mar: lmao I didn't even mention Lostisland yet this is what came to your mind once we started discussing what is the most up-and-coming micronation; coincidence? I think not!
- [10/27/2016 5:14:12 PM] Lucas Paiva: Out of the countries I have been, England ranks low
- [10/27/2016 5:14:15 PM] Lucas Paiva: Very low
- [10/27/2016 5:14:19 PM] Lucas Paiva: In quality of women.
- [10/27/2016 5:14:27 PM] Barnaby Hands: Tell me about it
- [10/27/2016 5:14:30 PM] Barnaby Hands: there are some hot girls
- [10/27/2016 5:14:33 PM] Barnaby Hands: but to be fair
- [10/27/2016 5:14:34 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:14 PM] Barnaby Hands:
- <<< Tell me about itWell...
- [10/27/2016 5:14:36 PM] Barnaby Hands: I like pale girls
- [10/27/2016 5:14:36 PM] Lucas Paiva: But they are bitches
- [10/27/2016 5:14:40 PM] Lucas Paiva: Complete bitches.
- [10/27/2016 5:14:49 PM] Lucas Paiva: I am tired of these bitches.
- [10/27/2016 5:14:55 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Long ago, in a distant land
- [10/27/2016 5:15:22 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: I, Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil...
- [10/27/2016 5:15:32 PM] Barnaby Hands: Anyways, there is this really hot Estonian girl at my fencing club I may go after
- [10/27/2016 5:15:39 PM] Lucas Paiva: Estonian...10/10
- [10/27/2016 5:15:46 PM] Barnaby Hands: yup
- [10/27/2016 5:15:55 PM] Lucas Paiva: One of the best countries I visited.
- [10/27/2016 5:16:15 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: But a foolish samurai warrior, weilding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me...
- [10/27/2016 5:16:18 PM] Barnaby Hands: This girl is way out of my league but I've watched enough football to know cup upsets are possible
- [10/27/2016 5:16:27 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Well Estonia is certainly based, with e-residency
- [10/27/2016 5:16:37 PM] Yaroslav Mar: I have it, a fairly interesting concept
- [10/27/2016 5:16:45 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung the fool into the distant future, where my evil is law...
- [10/27/2016 5:16:58 PM] Lucas Paiva: Cheap, everyone is so friendly, more girls than guys, beautiful women (i mean, the most beautiful), awesome nightlife, good weed, shishas all around and beer every fucking where
- [10/27/2016 5:17:00 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
- [10/27/2016 5:17:13 PM] Lucas Paiva: I mean, I would go to a museum at like 9am and they were serving beer
- [10/27/2016 5:17:28 PM] Barnaby Hands: I wanted to go Estonia for uni but sadly I didn't get the funds
- [10/27/2016 5:17:29 PM] Lucas Paiva: Needless to say, I was drunk for the whole trip.
- [10/27/2016 5:17:45 PM] Lucas Paiva: University in Estonia is cheap though
- [10/27/2016 5:17:48 PM] Barnaby Hands: Lucas, I'm pretty sure you alternate between being drunk and being stoned
- [10/27/2016 5:17:49 PM] Lucas Paiva: Waay cheaper than UK, no?
- [10/27/2016 5:18:00 PM] Barnaby Hands: yeah, but I couldn't get a loan to finance my life
- [10/27/2016 5:18:05 PM] Barnaby Hands: my parents aren't super rich
- [10/27/2016 5:18:14 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:17 PM] Barnaby Hands:
- <<< I'm pretty sure you alternate between being drunk and being stonedIt's all he can handle: can't handle reality, can't handle surreality ;)
- [10/27/2016 5:18:19 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:17 PM] Barnaby Hands:
- <<< Lucas, I'm pretty sure you alternate between being drunk and being stonedHm...hm...I don't think so.
- [10/27/2016 5:18:23 PM] Lucas Paiva: I mean
- [10/27/2016 5:18:30 PM] Yaroslav Mar: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:18 PM] Barnaby Hands:
- <<< yeah, but I couldn't get a loan to finance my lifeYou could starve though
- [10/27/2016 5:18:44 PM] Lucas Paiva: There were times in my life which I lived high, but there were very few which I lived drunk
- [10/27/2016 5:18:46 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:18 PM] Yaroslav Mar:
- <<< You could starve thoughGULAG TIEM
- [10/27/2016 5:18:55 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:18 PM] Lucas Paiva:
- <<< Hm...hm...I don't think so.There should be a comma in there, I think.
- [10/27/2016 5:18:58 PM] Lucas Paiva: No more than two weeks, thats for sure.
- [10/27/2016 5:19:04 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Tbh Barnaby you look like you don't eat anyway :D
- [10/27/2016 5:19:10 PM] Barnaby Hands: I DON'T
- [10/27/2016 5:19:17 PM] Barnaby Hands: ALL I'VE HAD TODAY IS A CHEESE SANDWICH
- [10/27/2016 5:19:19 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:18 PM] Barnaby Hands:
- <<< yeah, but I couldn't get a loan to finance my lifeHow are you financing your life there?
- [10/27/2016 5:19:30 PM] Yaroslav Mar: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:19 PM] Barnaby Hands:
- <<< ALL I'VE HAD TODAY IS A CHEESE SANDWICHJesus Christ
- [10/27/2016 5:19:39 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:19 PM] Lucas Paiva:
- <<< How are you financing your life there?Well in England I can get a student loan but I couldn't for Estonia
- [10/27/2016 5:19:44 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:19 PM] Barnaby Hands:
- <<< ALL I'VE HAD TODAY IS A CHEESE SANDWICHThat soudns awful. I love food.
- [10/27/2016 5:19:49 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Me too
- [10/27/2016 5:19:53 PM] Barnaby Hands: So do I but I've run out of money :(
- [10/27/2016 5:19:57 PM | Edited 5:20:10 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:19 PM] Barnaby Hands:
- <<< ALL I'VE HAD TODAY IS A CHEESE SANDWICHIt's sad to see people live in such poor conditions, such is life in the third world.
- [10/27/2016 5:19:59 PM] Lucas Paiva: I love to cook.
- [10/27/2016 5:20:19 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:19 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός:
- <<< It's sad to see people live in such poor conditions, such is life in the third world.Yes, Essex, that famous third world county
- [10/27/2016 5:20:20 PM] Lucas Paiva: And here in Italy, man, everything you make is fucking delicious.
- [10/27/2016 5:20:23 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Barnaby I remember you once said you're not prepared to starve for micronationalism
- [10/27/2016 5:20:28 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Have you not changed opinion?
- [10/27/2016 5:20:32 PM] Lucas Paiva: Man
- [10/27/2016 5:20:37 PM] Lucas Paiva: I would not starve for loe.
- [10/27/2016 5:20:38 PM] Lucas Paiva: *love
- [10/27/2016 5:20:46 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:20 PM] Barnaby Hands:
- <<< Yes, Essex, that famous third world countyExactly
- [10/27/2016 5:20:49 PM] Barnaby Hands: I'M NOT EATING UNTIL I PULL THAT ESTONIAN GIRL
- [10/27/2016 5:20:55 PM] Lucas Paiva: Shit bro
- [10/27/2016 5:21:01 PM] Yaroslav Mar: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:20 PM] Barnaby Hands:
- <<< Essex, that famous third world countyEssex, is this a Bangladeshi province?
- [10/27/2016 5:21:08 PM] Lucas Paiva: Then you better start drinking vitamins and whatnot.
- [10/27/2016 5:21:10 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Essex is shit-tier living.
- [10/27/2016 5:21:11 PM] Barnaby Hands: No, that'd be East London
- [10/27/2016 5:21:27 PM] Barnaby Hands: South Essex is a dump
- [10/27/2016 5:21:32 PM] Lucas Paiva: Estonians girls, typically, aren't that hard.
- [10/27/2016 5:21:34 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Ain't Essex having the biggest mosque in world?
- [10/27/2016 5:21:40 PM] Lucas Paiva: After all, men in their countries are kinda pussies.
- [10/27/2016 5:22:08 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Sheikh Zayed Mosque is the biggest I think, that's not in Essex
- [10/27/2016 5:22:34 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: UK's largest moqsue is in Morden
- [10/27/2016 5:22:34 PM] Yaroslav Mar: But Essex is 99% Muslim
- [10/27/2016 5:22:43 PM] Barnaby Hands: You're thinking of Newham
- [10/27/2016 5:22:49 PM] Barnaby Hands: East London is a shithole
- [10/27/2016 5:22:54 PM] Yaroslav Mar: twas a joke actually :p
- [10/27/2016 5:23:04 PM] Barnaby Hands: I gathered that :P
- [10/27/2016 5:23:09 PM] Barnaby Hands: I was simply taking bait
- [10/27/2016 5:23:21 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Insha'Allah Essex will be the capital of the Khilafah soon, Alhamdulillah
- [10/27/2016 5:23:36 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:23 PM] Barnaby Hands:
- <<< I was simply taking baitWell, when you're as broke as you are, you got to eat whatever you can
- [10/27/2016 5:23:52 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: I on the other hand am a wealthy student with many cash, such rich, wow.
- [10/27/2016 5:24:11 PM] Barnaby Hands: Literally the only thing in the fridge is tuna
- [10/27/2016 5:24:14 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Barnaby you should start one like this https://www.gofundme.com/2gjxsfd8
- [10/27/2016 5:25:07 PM] Barnaby Hands: Fuck off do I need your money
- [10/27/2016 5:25:26 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: How much do you get a year, Barnaby?
- [10/27/2016 5:25:28 PM] Barnaby Hands: I haven't donated to Fred because I'm a bad person
- [10/27/2016 5:25:37 PM] Yaroslav Mar: I did
- [10/27/2016 5:26:05 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:25 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός:
- <<< How much do you get a year, Barnaby?I don't know about that, all I know is that for this term I have to live off around £400
- [10/27/2016 5:26:13 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: How...
- [10/27/2016 5:26:14 PM] Barnaby Hands: and that has to last me until the week before Christmas
- [10/27/2016 5:26:16 PM] Yaroslav Mar: 400 per month or per semester?
- [10/27/2016 5:26:20 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Ah
- [10/27/2016 5:26:21 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Got it
- [10/27/2016 5:26:26 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Madness
- [10/27/2016 5:26:33 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: I get, like, £3500 a semester
- [10/27/2016 5:26:39 PM] Barnaby Hands: :'(
- [10/27/2016 5:26:52 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Yeah for 400 per semester you won't live even in Russia
- [10/27/2016 5:26:52 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: I get $0.
- [10/27/2016 5:27:39 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: But I also pay no tuition.
- [10/27/2016 5:28:03 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Oh, that doesn't include my tuition
- [10/27/2016 5:28:38 PM] Barnaby Hands: This is Barnaby
- Every day he has to go to a river to get water
- The river contains diseases such as Social Justice theories and criminal counter-cultures
- But with just £1000 a second
- You could give Barnaby a gold plated bitch and a feast of kings
- Please
- Don't let Barnaby succumb to Social Justice
- [10/27/2016 5:28:39 PM] Yaroslav Mar: My tuition would be like 7158 USD per year, I guess by the Western standards that's fairly cheap though
- [10/27/2016 5:28:57 PM] Lucas Paiva: 400 pounds
- [10/27/2016 5:29:04 PM] Lucas Paiva: until december
- [10/27/2016 5:29:09 PM] Lucas Paiva: that is impossible
- [10/27/2016 5:29:15 PM | Edited 5:29:29 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: I spent more than that on... recreational pharmacology
- [10/27/2016 5:29:21 PM] Barnaby Hands: £9000 in fees + ~£1200 in accommodation fees
- [10/27/2016 5:29:22 PM] Barnaby Hands: not fun
- [10/27/2016 5:29:37 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Why not tax the Senyan citizens?
- [10/27/2016 5:29:40 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:28 PM] Lucas Paiva:
- <<< 400 pounds
- until december
- that is impossibleI'm not having fun
- [10/27/2016 5:29:53 PM] Barnaby Hands: Why not tax the Senyan citizens?All of them abandoned me
- [10/27/2016 5:30:01 PM] Barnaby Hands: fucking Libertarians refusing to pay taxes
- [10/27/2016 5:30:02 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Excommunicate them then
- [10/27/2016 5:30:21 PM] Lucas Paiva: My uni in portugal was 5500 euros per year
- [10/27/2016 5:30:41 PM] Barnaby Hands: My friends in Norway pay sweet fuck all for uni
- [10/27/2016 5:30:44 PM] Lucas Paiva: mine in brazil will be either 0 or 4k usd, so pretty cheap
- [10/27/2016 5:30:45 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Also, next year, I actually get paid a salary. That's going to be the big time.
- [10/27/2016 5:30:56 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Going to buy me a dog
- [10/27/2016 5:31:01 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Is Brazilian education good though?
- [10/27/2016 5:31:06 PM] Lucas Paiva: yeah
- [10/27/2016 5:31:12 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:30 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός:
- <<< Going to buy me a dogThat's no way to talk about your wife!
- [10/27/2016 5:31:24 PM] Lucas Paiva: The universith of brasilia is one of the best
- [10/27/2016 5:31:43 PM] Lucas Paiva: also, what i study matters very little academically
- [10/27/2016 5:31:46 PM] Yaroslav Mar: http://www.brasil.gov.br/ a country with a website like this can't be bad
- [10/27/2016 5:32:00 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Gonna get me a Samoyed and name him Doggo
- [10/27/2016 5:32:19 PM] Barnaby Hands: I study Global Studies
- [10/27/2016 5:32:28 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Well, if you did a real degree...
- [10/27/2016 5:32:29 PM] Barnaby Hands: because I sit infront of a globe and study it all day
- [10/27/2016 5:32:37 PM] Lucas Paiva: i want a dog
- [10/27/2016 5:32:48 PM] Lucas Paiva: especially to get high with him
- [10/27/2016 5:32:51 PM] Barnaby Hands: I want a bitch and a pussy
- [10/27/2016 5:32:56 PM] Barnaby Hands: preferably both
- [10/27/2016 5:33:10 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:32 PM] Lucas Paiva:
- <<< especially to get high with himDon't get animals high, that ain't cool man
- [10/27/2016 5:33:17 PM] Lucas Paiva: wut
- [10/27/2016 5:33:21 PM] Lucas Paiva: but
- [10/27/2016 5:33:32 PM] Lucas Paiva: man, smoking with dogs is cool
- [10/27/2016 5:33:43 PM] Lucas Paiva: oh okay
- [10/27/2016 5:33:53 PM] Lucas Paiva: sorry, i phrased that wrong
- [10/27/2016 5:34:13 PM] Lucas Paiva: i meant like taking the dog on a walk and smoking a joint
- [10/27/2016 5:34:29 PM] Lucas Paiva: also, pussy is nice
- [10/27/2016 5:34:38 PM] Lucas Paiva: bitches...not so much
- [10/27/2016 5:34:50 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:34 PM] Lucas Paiva:
- <<< i meant like taking the dog on a walk and smoking a jointYeah man, that's cool
- [10/27/2016 5:34:54 PM] Barnaby Hands: am I the only cat person in the room?
- [10/27/2016 5:35:13 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: http://www.yourpurebredpuppy.com/dogbreeds/photos-RS/samoyedsf4.jpg
- [10/27/2016 5:35:23 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Look at that magestic floof
- [10/27/2016 5:35:37 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Basically a pillow made of dog
- [10/27/2016 5:35:40 PM] Lucas Paiva: sooooo cute
- [10/27/2016 5:35:42 PM] Lucas Paiva: omg
- [10/27/2016 5:36:10 PM] Lucas Paiva: wait, you are going to get that dog to live with you in a tiny apartment
- [10/27/2016 5:36:34 PM] Yaroslav Mar: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:34 PM] Barnaby Hands:
- <<< am I the only cat person in the room?No!
- [10/27/2016 5:36:49 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Samoyeds can live in apartments happily, as they are quite lazy for the most part, so long as they get 2-3 hours of walking a day
- [10/27/2016 5:37:02 PM] Shamus: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:34 PM] Barnaby Hands:
- <<< am I the only cat person in the room?my cat is named after a drug that nearly destroyed a civilization
- [10/27/2016 5:37:22 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: What drug?
- [10/27/2016 5:37:27 PM] Shamus: Opium
- [10/27/2016 5:37:35 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Makes sense
- [10/27/2016 5:37:37 PM] Shamus: we just call her "Oppie" though
- [10/27/2016 5:37:57 PM] Yaroslav Mar: https://www.facebook.com/Sigismundas-Knu%C5%A1evitskis-1526183297594642/?fref=ts My cat
- [10/27/2016 5:38:00 PM] Shamus: you could say she has an.. addictive personality
- [10/27/2016 5:38:17 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: My wife's parents have a dog called Poppy, in a slightly related note.
- [10/27/2016 5:38:23 PM] Lucas Paiva: wait, can you just leave him there while you go out
- [10/27/2016 5:38:49 PM] Lucas Paiva: shamus, see, you cant say shit like that
- [10/27/2016 5:39:01 PM] Lucas Paiva: it makes you look like a dad
- [10/27/2016 5:39:27 PM] Lucas Paiva: that and overpolicing the forums
- [10/27/2016 5:39:42 PM] Shamus: Christ, I don't know if I'm Oppie's adoptive mother or father, either way, I do look after her and there have been times I've been close to bottle feeding her
- [10/27/2016 5:40:16 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:38 PM] Lucas Paiva:
- <<< wait, can you just leave him there while you go outYes
- [10/27/2016 5:40:36 PM] Shamus: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:39 PM] Lucas Paiva:
- <<< that and overpolicing the forumscare to lay an example at the table, or is this just an example of someone disagreeing with staff enforcing the rules?
- [10/27/2016 5:40:40 PM] Lucas Paiva: interesting
- [10/27/2016 5:40:48 PM] Lucas Paiva: got run the costs
- [10/27/2016 5:41:00 PM] Lucas Paiva: what about when you travel, jacob
- [10/27/2016 5:41:17 PM] Shamus: I don't have anything to do with how the costs are handled
- [10/27/2016 5:41:31 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:36 PM] Yaroslav Mar:
- <<< No!Eyyy
- [10/27/2016 5:41:36 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: I don't travel that much, and Sophs parents are okay to dogsit for us
- [10/27/2016 5:41:37 PM] Lucas Paiva: this is more an example of me raising stuff which would fit nicely in my joke
- [10/27/2016 5:41:50 PM] Shamus: :^)
- [10/27/2016 5:42:01 PM] Lucas Paiva: you have to understand, i care very little about stuff,
- [10/27/2016 5:42:30 PM] Lucas Paiva: i just say and do shit that is funny and makes up a good story
- [10/27/2016 5:42:37 PM] Shamus: (emo)
- [10/27/2016 5:45:33 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Fun fact: when baked, Amanita muscaria mushrooms smell biscuity
- [10/27/2016 5:46:06 PM] Shamus: I hear cooked human meat tastes like pepperoni
- [10/27/2016 5:46:38 PM] Lucas Paiva: jacob, isnt 2c b kinda like perfect for a therapeutic session with no visuals
- [10/27/2016 5:46:57 PM] Lucas Paiva: also can you mix it with weed
- [10/27/2016 5:47:12 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Nah, MDMA is better for that. Also, you can, but not sure I would recommend it.
- [10/27/2016 5:47:31 PM] Lucas Paiva: but mdma burns me out
- [10/27/2016 5:47:38 PM] Lucas Paiva: also, why not
- [10/27/2016 5:48:01 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Because the whole thing can get a little disorienting.
- [10/27/2016 5:48:06 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: 2C-B does have visuals.
- [10/27/2016 5:49:20 PM] Lucas Paiva: at a small dosage?
- [10/27/2016 5:51:00 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Can do.
- [10/27/2016 5:51:22 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Also, MDMA burns you out? How much you taking?
- [10/27/2016 5:51:44 PM] Lucas Paiva: idk, im not a scientist like you
- [10/27/2016 5:51:52 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: ...
- [10/27/2016 5:51:54 PM] Lucas Paiva: one time i took a pop
- [10/27/2016 5:52:05 PM] Lucas Paiva: the other time i took a bunch of crystal
- [10/27/2016 5:52:24 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: You don't weight your fucking MDMA? Fucking schoolboy level error.
- [10/27/2016 5:52:53 PM] Lucas Paiva: at 15-16, you really thought i was worried about that shit
- [10/27/2016 5:53:25 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: ... you should be. If you're not adult enough to weigh your doses, you're not old enough to be taking MDMA.
- [10/27/2016 5:53:40 PM] Lucas Paiva: also, both times i did some coke and weed. Dont know if that has any influence
- [10/27/2016 5:53:59 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: That's even stupider.
- [10/27/2016 5:54:04 PM] Lucas Paiva: probably
- [10/27/2016 5:54:10 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Cocaine and MDMA have competing mechanisms of action.
- [10/27/2016 5:54:21 PM] Lucas Paiva: but it made for two really fun nights
- [10/27/2016 5:54:22 PM] Lucas Paiva: i know
- [10/27/2016 5:54:42 PM] Lucas Paiva: i researched beforehand, hence why only a little bit
- [10/27/2016 5:57:32 PM] Jules: You Euros with low tuition, fun. I think my top choices are like $55,000-70,000 a year.
- [10/27/2016 5:58:15 PM] Lucas Paiva: but wait
- [10/27/2016 5:58:25 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: But anyway: weigh your drugs, and 2C-B is the boy
- [10/27/2016 5:58:34 PM] Lucas Paiva: you shouldnt get burned out from mdma?
- [10/27/2016 5:58:52 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Depends how much you take.
- [10/27/2016 5:58:58 PM] Lucas Paiva: because literally everyone i know gets
- [10/27/2016 5:59:12 PM] Lucas Paiva: and what i read seems to corrobate rhat
- [10/27/2016 5:59:27 PM] Lucas Paiva: serontin levels and shif
- [10/27/2016 6:00:27 PM] Lucas Paiva: so everyone takes it on a saturday cause then sunday you can chill and everything
- [10/27/2016 6:00:48 PM] Lucas Paiva: i just smoked a lot of weed and drank kratom
- [10/27/2016 6:02:24 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Depends what you do too.
- [10/27/2016 6:02:55 PM] Lucas Paiva: party all night until the sun comes up?
- [10/27/2016 6:03:10 PM] Lucas Paiva: what else am i going to do on ecstasy
- [10/27/2016 6:09:09 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Chill?
- [10/27/2016 6:13:58 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: That said, I'm taking MDMA and goin out to a psytrance night
- [10/27/2016 6:14:04 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Only a low dose though, 75mg
- [10/27/2016 6:14:14 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: But it is >95% pure
- [10/27/2016 6:16:28 PM] Adam Oberstadt: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:10 PM] Lucas Paiva:
- <<< Lucas would probably want to fuck the QueenWouldn't you? Just to say I fucked the Queen?Have you seen her at our age?
- [10/27/2016 6:23:27 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Meh
- [10/27/2016 6:23:54 PM] Adam Oberstadt: I'm not saying she was a model, just that she wasn't gross.
- [10/27/2016 6:41:31 PM] Barnaby Hands: 5/10 max
- [10/27/2016 7:02:47 PM] Jules: She was lovely I think in her day
- [10/27/2016 7:13:39 PM] Barnaby Hands: Could be worse
- [10/27/2016 7:13:48 PM] Barnaby Hands: could be Angela Merkel at any point in history
- [10/27/2016 7:13:48 PM] Barnaby Hands: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/15/article-2693357-1FA7C79E00000578-723_634x541.jpg
- [10/27/2016 7:14:44 PM] Barnaby Hands: and if you don't want to sleep tonight
- [10/27/2016 7:14:45 PM] Barnaby Hands: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/51/2f/7d/512f7d8213479948a92e3ab0ebb18e16.jpg
- [10/27/2016 7:17:14 PM] Barnaby Hands: I think you know you're mentally disturbed when you're googling "Angela Merkel naked" at midnight
- [10/27/2016 7:25:26 PM] Jules: She looks vaguely like Lisa Stansfield
- [10/27/2016 9:51:35 PM] Shamus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pdPrQFjo2o
- [2:24:32 AM] Lucas Paiva: Would not do Angela merkel
- [2:24:37 AM] Lucas Paiva: Or Dilma
- [2:24:39 AM] Lucas Paiva: Or sick Hillary
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