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  1. [10/27/2016 2:23:54 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Olivia-Eugénie and Jean Pierre will be separating.Wow reminds me of Taliban and the IS declaring Jihad on each other, definitely great news
  2. [10/27/2016 4:56:42 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: Turns out they are reconciling.
  3. [10/27/2016 4:57:16 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: Don't see how anyone can compare them to two terrorist groups, since they are genuinely loving and loveable people.
  4. [10/27/2016 4:57:52 PM] Yaroslav Mar: lmao
  5. [10/27/2016 4:58:02 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 2:23 PM] Yaroslav Mar:
  6.  
  7. <<< Taliban and the IS[Thursday, October 27, 2016 4:57 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
  8.  
  9. <<< they are genuinely loving and loveable people.this is how I read Will's response
  10. [10/27/2016 4:58:19 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Maybe because they were threatening to physically attack me, just like Taliban and the IS do?
  11. [10/27/2016 4:59:12 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Damn Barnaby that's too brilliant :D
  12. [10/27/2016 4:59:48 PM] Lucas Paiva: I thought the Taliban and Russia were getting into bed together
  13. [10/27/2016 4:59:59 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: No, that's not the Taliban...
  14. [10/27/2016 5:00:04 PM] Barnaby Hands: No, that was the US pre-1989
  15. [10/27/2016 5:00:05 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: That's ur mum lolololol
  16. [10/27/2016 5:00:23 PM] Barnaby Hands: Lucas' mum confirmed for the Taliban
  17. [10/27/2016 5:00:24 PM] Yaroslav Mar: You must have mistaken the Taliban for the Hezbollah
  18. [10/27/2016 5:00:35 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:00 PM] Yaroslav Mar:
  19.  
  20. <<< You must have mistaken the Taliban for the HezbollahOh yeah
  21. [10/27/2016 5:00:38 PM] Lucas Paiva: Too many terrorists
  22. [10/27/2016 5:01:04 PM] Lucas Paiva: Like...being a terrorist must suck
  23. [10/27/2016 5:01:06 PM | Edited 5:01:23 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Anyway Hezbollah is not officially a terrorist organization here but its perception among Russians is nowhere near positive
  24. [10/27/2016 5:01:08 PM] Lucas Paiva: You dont get money
  25. [10/27/2016 5:01:20 PM] Lucas Paiva: You dont get to live a good life
  26. [10/27/2016 5:01:30 PM] Lucas Paiva: And you will most likely not see your dream fulfilled.
  27. [10/27/2016 5:01:43 PM] Lucas Paiva: Plus, you see pretty much everyone you love suffer.
  28. [10/27/2016 5:01:51 PM] Yaroslav Mar: If your dream is to die for Allah, it kind of is likely to be fulfilled
  29. [10/27/2016 5:02:13 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:01 PM] Lucas Paiva:
  30.  
  31. <<< you will most likely not see your dream fulfilled.
  32. Plus, you see pretty much everyone you love suffer.Yeah, that's living for you.
  33. [10/27/2016 5:02:18 PM] Barnaby Hands: But I don't want to die for Allah
  34. [10/27/2016 5:02:29 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Maybe that's why you're not in the IS
  35. [10/27/2016 5:02:32 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Nor in the Taliban
  36. [10/27/2016 5:02:50 PM] Jonathan: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 4:57 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
  37.  
  38. <<< Don't see how anyone can compare them to two terrorist groups, since they are genuinely loving and loveable people.Didn't they also threaten to assault Yaroslav?
  39. [10/27/2016 5:02:56 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:02 PM] Yaroslav Mar:
  40.  
  41. <<< Maybe that's why you're not in the ISYes, the only reason I'm not a member of the Islamic State is that I don't want to die :P
  42. [10/27/2016 5:03:04 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:01 PM] Yaroslav Mar:
  43.  
  44. <<< If your dream is to die for Allah, it kind of is likely to be fulfilledI wonder what it is like, to live like that. To love something so much you would die for it.
  45. [10/27/2016 5:03:08 PM] Jonathan: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 4:58 PM] Yaroslav Mar:
  46.  
  47. <<< Maybe because they were threatening to physically attack meThought that was them
  48. [10/27/2016 5:03:13 PM] Yaroslav Mar: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:02 PM] Jonathan:
  49.  
  50. <<< Didn't they also threaten to assault Yaroslav?Precisely what I'm saying
  51. [10/27/2016 5:03:17 PM] Yaroslav Mar: And I have screens for that
  52. [10/27/2016 5:03:21 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:02 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός:
  53.  
  54. <<< Yeah, that's living for you.i don't know, people around me tend to be happy
  55. [10/27/2016 5:03:29 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: That... doesn't make them like Taliban or ISIS, though.
  56. [10/27/2016 5:03:35 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:03 PM] Lucas Paiva:
  57.  
  58. <<< i don't know, people around me tend to be happyFor now...
  59. [10/27/2016 5:03:43 PM] Yaroslav Mar: But they're Will's buddies so even if they fucked a goat and uploaded it on YouTube he'll defend them
  60. [10/27/2016 5:03:50 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:03 PM] Lucas Paiva:
  61.  
  62. <<< people around me tend to be happyThat's what happens when you just fuck people
  63. [10/27/2016 5:04:11 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: Just because you have annoyed them, Yaroslav, to such a degree that they would angrily say things to you, that doesn't make them terrorists.
  64. [10/27/2016 5:04:15 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:03 PM] Yaroslav Mar:
  65.  
  66. <<< fucked a goat ISIL lesson 1
  67. [10/27/2016 5:04:19 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:03 PM] Barnaby Hands:
  68.  
  69. <<< That's what happens when you just fuck peopleHey, I either fuck or smoke them out, either way, they usually like me.
  70. [10/27/2016 5:04:44 PM] Lucas Paiva: Is Jean Paul the guy from Quebec?
  71. [10/27/2016 5:04:47 PM] Yaroslav Mar: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:04 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
  72.  
  73. <<< Just because you have annoyed them, Yaroslav, to such a degree that they would angrily say things to you, that doesn't make them terrorists.One who makes threats is a terrorist, whether he has the means to implement it or not is irrelevant here.
  74. [10/27/2016 5:04:53 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:04 PM] Lucas Paiva:
  75.  
  76. <<< Hey, I either fuck or smoke them out, either way, they usually like me.That's good, you don't want to fuck people you don't like
  77. [10/27/2016 5:05:00 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Also, annoyed
  78. [10/27/2016 5:05:09 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Implying I ever commented on Aigues-Mortes's policy
  79. [10/27/2016 5:05:14 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:04 PM] Yaroslav Mar:
  80.  
  81. <<< One who makes threats is a terroristThat's a dilution of terms, a terrorist uses terror and the threat of violence to enact political ends.
  82. [10/27/2016 5:05:25 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:04 PM] Barnaby Hands:
  83.  
  84. <<< That's good, you don't want to fuck people you don't likeThat is true, but you know, sometimes a man's gotta eat
  85. [10/27/2016 5:05:40 PM] Yaroslav Mar: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:05 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός:
  86.  
  87. <<< That's a dilution of terms, a terrorist uses terror and the threat of violence to enact political ends.Well this is what I meant
  88. [10/27/2016 5:05:53 PM] Yaroslav Mar: A threat of violence is precisely what was issued by JP
  89. [10/27/2016 5:05:54 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:05 PM] Lucas Paiva:
  90.  
  91. <<< That is true, but you know, sometimes a man's gotta eatWhen I said "eat her out"...
  92. [10/27/2016 5:07:14 PM] Barnaby Hands: Just because you have[Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:03 PM] Yaroslav Mar:
  93.  
  94. <<< fucked a goat and uploaded it on YouTube[Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:03 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
  95.  
  96. <<< doesn't make[Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:03 PM] Lucas Paiva:
  97.  
  98. <<< Allah[Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:03 PM] Lucas Paiva:
  99.  
  100. <<< happy
  101. [10/27/2016 5:07:32 PM] Lucas Paiva: I often find that micronations conflict can be boiled down as Barney Stinson said
  102. [10/27/2016 5:07:35 PM] Lucas Paiva: "So I explained to her, I said Madelin, every single international conflict essentially boils down to sexual tension"
  103. [10/27/2016 5:07:53 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Nah, you just project because you want to fuck everyone.
  104. [10/27/2016 5:07:53 PM] Barnaby Hands: Why do you think Putin can speak German so well? ;)
  105. [10/27/2016 5:08:19 PM] Barnaby Hands: Lucas wants to fuck
  106. Jacob wants to do drugs
  107. I want to play football
  108. [10/27/2016 5:08:26 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:07 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός:
  109.  
  110. <<< you want to fuck everyone.I do not.
  111. [10/27/2016 5:08:28 PM] Barnaby Hands: but sometimes you don't get what you want
  112. [10/27/2016 5:08:36 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:08 PM] Lucas Paiva:
  113.  
  114. <<< I do not.Yes you do. Fact.
  115. [10/27/2016 5:08:38 PM] Lucas Paiva: I would say 30% tops
  116. [10/27/2016 5:08:53 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: And the other 70%, you'd bottom?
  117. [10/27/2016 5:08:53 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:08 PM] Barnaby Hands:
  118.  
  119. <<< Jacob wants to do drugsIf I had to give up sex or drugs, I would honestly be torned.
  120. [10/27/2016 5:08:57 PM] Barnaby Hands: Lucas would probably want to fuck the Queen
  121. [10/27/2016 5:09:19 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:08 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός:
  122.  
  123. <<< And the other 70%, you'd bottom?No, 50% there is some level of drunkness I would go for it.
  124. [10/27/2016 5:09:22 PM] Lucas Paiva: 20%...just no.
  125. [10/27/2016 5:10:23 PM] Barnaby Hands: With me there's 40% I'd fuck, 30% that I'd chat up in a bar, then there's 20% too old for me, and then there's 10% of achievable girls
  126. [10/27/2016 5:10:34 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:08 PM] Barnaby Hands:
  127.  
  128. <<< Lucas would probably want to fuck the QueenWouldn't you? Just to say I fucked the Queen?
  129. [10/27/2016 5:10:39 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: Yaroslav, calling them terrorists is terrible hyperbole.
  130. [10/27/2016 5:11:01 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: And no, Jean Pierre is the prince of Aigues-Mortes, perhaps the most up-and-coming micronation at the moment.
  131. [10/27/2016 5:11:09 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:10 PM] Lucas Paiva:
  132.  
  133. <<< Wouldn't you? Just to say I fucked the Queen?You are disturbed
  134. [10/27/2016 5:11:10 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:10 PM] Lucas Paiva:
  135.  
  136. <<< Wouldn't you? Just to say I fucked the Queen?Only if I knew it would kill her.
  137. [10/27/2016 5:11:45 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:11 PM] Barnaby Hands:
  138.  
  139. <<< You are disturbedBro. Queen. of. England.
  140. [10/27/2016 5:11:46 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:11 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
  141.  
  142. <<< Jean Pierre is the prince of Aigues-Mortes, perhaps the most up-and-coming[Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:10 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
  143.  
  144. <<< terrorist[Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:11 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
  145.  
  146. <<< at the moment
  147. [10/27/2016 5:11:54 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: Also, I have recently been awarded the Dean's Senior Scholar Award in my college.
  148. [10/27/2016 5:12:05 PM] Lucas Paiva: Congratulations.
  149. [10/27/2016 5:12:09 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: Thank you.
  150. [10/27/2016 5:12:20 PM] Yaroslav Mar: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:10 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
  151.  
  152. <<< Yaroslav, calling them terrorists is terrible hyperbole.Of course you'll never admit your friends are terrorists.
  153. [10/27/2016 5:12:34 PM] Barnaby Hands: Meanwhile I pulled my hamstring today playing handball. Swings and roundabouts and all that
  154. [10/27/2016 5:12:37 PM] Yaroslav Mar: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:11 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
  155.  
  156. <<< Jean Pierre is the prince of Aigues-MortesDon't think I ever denied it lol
  157. [10/27/2016 5:12:50 PM] Lucas Paiva: I am in Verona atm
  158. [10/27/2016 5:12:53 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: Did I say you had?
  159. [10/27/2016 5:12:55 PM] Lucas Paiva: I could live here.
  160. [10/27/2016 5:12:56 PM] Yaroslav Mar: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:11 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
  161.  
  162. <<< the most up-and-coming micronation at the momentVery much an exaggeration
  163. [10/27/2016 5:13:02 PM] Barnaby Hands: (flag:it) ?
  164. [10/27/2016 5:13:07 PM] Lucas Paiva: Ya
  165. [10/27/2016 5:13:11 PM] Barnaby Hands: Neat
  166. [10/27/2016 5:13:12 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:11 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola:
  167.  
  168. <<< Also, I have recently been awarded[Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:12 PM] Lucas Paiva:
  169.  
  170. <<< Verona[Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:12 PM] Barnaby Hands:
  171.  
  172. <<< Swings and roundabouts and all that
  173. [10/27/2016 5:13:14 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: Not all of us claim an island in the Pacific Ocean.
  174. [10/27/2016 5:13:17 PM] Lucas Paiva: Beautiful city, beautiful women, not too big.
  175. [10/27/2016 5:13:41 PM] Lucas Paiva: If I could, I would come here for 6 months and study Italian
  176. [10/27/2016 5:13:42 PM] Barnaby Hands: Most places I go there are beautiful women.
  177. [10/27/2016 5:13:47 PM] Barnaby Hands: Except possibly Saudi Arabia
  178. [10/27/2016 5:13:52 PM] Barnaby Hands: hard to tell there
  179. [10/27/2016 5:13:55 PM] Lucas Paiva: Then go somewhere else and learn spanish
  180. [10/27/2016 5:14:02 PM] Lucas Paiva: Most places I go there are beautiful women.You live in England
  181. [10/27/2016 5:14:06 PM] Yaroslav Mar: lmao I didn't even mention Lostisland yet this is what came to your mind once we started discussing what is the most up-and-coming micronation; coincidence? I think not!
  182. [10/27/2016 5:14:12 PM] Lucas Paiva: Out of the countries I have been, England ranks low
  183. [10/27/2016 5:14:15 PM] Lucas Paiva: Very low
  184. [10/27/2016 5:14:19 PM] Lucas Paiva: In quality of women.
  185. [10/27/2016 5:14:27 PM] Barnaby Hands: Tell me about it
  186. [10/27/2016 5:14:30 PM] Barnaby Hands: there are some hot girls
  187. [10/27/2016 5:14:33 PM] Barnaby Hands: but to be fair
  188. [10/27/2016 5:14:34 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:14 PM] Barnaby Hands:
  189.  
  190. <<< Tell me about itWell...
  191. [10/27/2016 5:14:36 PM] Barnaby Hands: I like pale girls
  192. [10/27/2016 5:14:36 PM] Lucas Paiva: But they are bitches
  193. [10/27/2016 5:14:40 PM] Lucas Paiva: Complete bitches.
  194. [10/27/2016 5:14:49 PM] Lucas Paiva: I am tired of these bitches.
  195. [10/27/2016 5:14:55 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Long ago, in a distant land
  196. [10/27/2016 5:15:22 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: I, Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil...
  197. [10/27/2016 5:15:32 PM] Barnaby Hands: Anyways, there is this really hot Estonian girl at my fencing club I may go after
  198. [10/27/2016 5:15:39 PM] Lucas Paiva: Estonian...10/10
  199. [10/27/2016 5:15:46 PM] Barnaby Hands: yup
  200. [10/27/2016 5:15:55 PM] Lucas Paiva: One of the best countries I visited.
  201. [10/27/2016 5:16:15 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: But a foolish samurai warrior, weilding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me...
  202. [10/27/2016 5:16:18 PM] Barnaby Hands: This girl is way out of my league but I've watched enough football to know cup upsets are possible
  203. [10/27/2016 5:16:27 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Well Estonia is certainly based, with e-residency
  204. [10/27/2016 5:16:37 PM] Yaroslav Mar: I have it, a fairly interesting concept
  205. [10/27/2016 5:16:45 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung the fool into the distant future, where my evil is law...
  206. [10/27/2016 5:16:58 PM] Lucas Paiva: Cheap, everyone is so friendly, more girls than guys, beautiful women (i mean, the most beautiful), awesome nightlife, good weed, shishas all around and beer every fucking where
  207. [10/27/2016 5:17:00 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
  208. [10/27/2016 5:17:13 PM] Lucas Paiva: I mean, I would go to a museum at like 9am and they were serving beer
  209. [10/27/2016 5:17:28 PM] Barnaby Hands: I wanted to go Estonia for uni but sadly I didn't get the funds
  210. [10/27/2016 5:17:29 PM] Lucas Paiva: Needless to say, I was drunk for the whole trip.
  211. [10/27/2016 5:17:45 PM] Lucas Paiva: University in Estonia is cheap though
  212. [10/27/2016 5:17:48 PM] Barnaby Hands: Lucas, I'm pretty sure you alternate between being drunk and being stoned
  213. [10/27/2016 5:17:49 PM] Lucas Paiva: Waay cheaper than UK, no?
  214. [10/27/2016 5:18:00 PM] Barnaby Hands: yeah, but I couldn't get a loan to finance my life
  215. [10/27/2016 5:18:05 PM] Barnaby Hands: my parents aren't super rich
  216. [10/27/2016 5:18:14 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:17 PM] Barnaby Hands:
  217.  
  218. <<< I'm pretty sure you alternate between being drunk and being stonedIt's all he can handle: can't handle reality, can't handle surreality ;)
  219. [10/27/2016 5:18:19 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:17 PM] Barnaby Hands:
  220.  
  221. <<< Lucas, I'm pretty sure you alternate between being drunk and being stonedHm...hm...I don't think so.
  222. [10/27/2016 5:18:23 PM] Lucas Paiva: I mean
  223. [10/27/2016 5:18:30 PM] Yaroslav Mar: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:18 PM] Barnaby Hands:
  224.  
  225. <<< yeah, but I couldn't get a loan to finance my lifeYou could starve though
  226. [10/27/2016 5:18:44 PM] Lucas Paiva: There were times in my life which I lived high, but there were very few which I lived drunk
  227. [10/27/2016 5:18:46 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:18 PM] Yaroslav Mar:
  228.  
  229. <<< You could starve thoughGULAG TIEM
  230. [10/27/2016 5:18:55 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:18 PM] Lucas Paiva:
  231.  
  232. <<< Hm...hm...I don't think so.There should be a comma in there, I think.
  233. [10/27/2016 5:18:58 PM] Lucas Paiva: No more than two weeks, thats for sure.
  234. [10/27/2016 5:19:04 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Tbh Barnaby you look like you don't eat anyway :D
  235. [10/27/2016 5:19:10 PM] Barnaby Hands: I DON'T
  236. [10/27/2016 5:19:17 PM] Barnaby Hands: ALL I'VE HAD TODAY IS A CHEESE SANDWICH
  237. [10/27/2016 5:19:19 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:18 PM] Barnaby Hands:
  238.  
  239. <<< yeah, but I couldn't get a loan to finance my lifeHow are you financing your life there?
  240. [10/27/2016 5:19:30 PM] Yaroslav Mar: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:19 PM] Barnaby Hands:
  241.  
  242. <<< ALL I'VE HAD TODAY IS A CHEESE SANDWICHJesus Christ
  243. [10/27/2016 5:19:39 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:19 PM] Lucas Paiva:
  244.  
  245. <<< How are you financing your life there?Well in England I can get a student loan but I couldn't for Estonia
  246. [10/27/2016 5:19:44 PM] Lucas Paiva: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:19 PM] Barnaby Hands:
  247.  
  248. <<< ALL I'VE HAD TODAY IS A CHEESE SANDWICHThat soudns awful. I love food.
  249. [10/27/2016 5:19:49 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Me too
  250. [10/27/2016 5:19:53 PM] Barnaby Hands: So do I but I've run out of money :(
  251. [10/27/2016 5:19:57 PM | Edited 5:20:10 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:19 PM] Barnaby Hands:
  252.  
  253. <<< ALL I'VE HAD TODAY IS A CHEESE SANDWICHIt's sad to see people live in such poor conditions, such is life in the third world.
  254. [10/27/2016 5:19:59 PM] Lucas Paiva: I love to cook.
  255. [10/27/2016 5:20:19 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:19 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός:
  256.  
  257. <<< It's sad to see people live in such poor conditions, such is life in the third world.Yes, Essex, that famous third world county
  258. [10/27/2016 5:20:20 PM] Lucas Paiva: And here in Italy, man, everything you make is fucking delicious.
  259. [10/27/2016 5:20:23 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Barnaby I remember you once said you're not prepared to starve for micronationalism
  260. [10/27/2016 5:20:28 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Have you not changed opinion?
  261. [10/27/2016 5:20:32 PM] Lucas Paiva: Man
  262. [10/27/2016 5:20:37 PM] Lucas Paiva: I would not starve for loe.
  263. [10/27/2016 5:20:38 PM] Lucas Paiva: *love
  264. [10/27/2016 5:20:46 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:20 PM] Barnaby Hands:
  265.  
  266. <<< Yes, Essex, that famous third world countyExactly
  267. [10/27/2016 5:20:49 PM] Barnaby Hands: I'M NOT EATING UNTIL I PULL THAT ESTONIAN GIRL
  268. [10/27/2016 5:20:55 PM] Lucas Paiva: Shit bro
  269. [10/27/2016 5:21:01 PM] Yaroslav Mar: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:20 PM] Barnaby Hands:
  270.  
  271. <<< Essex, that famous third world countyEssex, is this a Bangladeshi province?
  272. [10/27/2016 5:21:08 PM] Lucas Paiva: Then you better start drinking vitamins and whatnot.
  273. [10/27/2016 5:21:10 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Essex is shit-tier living.
  274. [10/27/2016 5:21:11 PM] Barnaby Hands: No, that'd be East London
  275. [10/27/2016 5:21:27 PM] Barnaby Hands: South Essex is a dump
  276. [10/27/2016 5:21:32 PM] Lucas Paiva: Estonians girls, typically, aren't that hard.
  277. [10/27/2016 5:21:34 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Ain't Essex having the biggest mosque in world?
  278. [10/27/2016 5:21:40 PM] Lucas Paiva: After all, men in their countries are kinda pussies.
  279. [10/27/2016 5:22:08 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Sheikh Zayed Mosque is the biggest I think, that's not in Essex
  280. [10/27/2016 5:22:34 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: UK's largest moqsue is in Morden
  281. [10/27/2016 5:22:34 PM] Yaroslav Mar: But Essex is 99% Muslim
  282. [10/27/2016 5:22:43 PM] Barnaby Hands: You're thinking of Newham
  283. [10/27/2016 5:22:49 PM] Barnaby Hands: East London is a shithole
  284. [10/27/2016 5:22:54 PM] Yaroslav Mar: twas a joke actually :p
  285. [10/27/2016 5:23:04 PM] Barnaby Hands: I gathered that :P
  286. [10/27/2016 5:23:09 PM] Barnaby Hands: I was simply taking bait
  287. [10/27/2016 5:23:21 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Insha'Allah Essex will be the capital of the Khilafah soon, Alhamdulillah
  288. [10/27/2016 5:23:36 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:23 PM] Barnaby Hands:
  289.  
  290. <<< I was simply taking baitWell, when you're as broke as you are, you got to eat whatever you can
  291. [10/27/2016 5:23:52 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: I on the other hand am a wealthy student with many cash, such rich, wow.
  292. [10/27/2016 5:24:11 PM] Barnaby Hands: Literally the only thing in the fridge is tuna
  293. [10/27/2016 5:24:14 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Barnaby you should start one like this https://www.gofundme.com/2gjxsfd8
  294. [10/27/2016 5:25:07 PM] Barnaby Hands: Fuck off do I need your money
  295. [10/27/2016 5:25:26 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: How much do you get a year, Barnaby?
  296. [10/27/2016 5:25:28 PM] Barnaby Hands: I haven't donated to Fred because I'm a bad person
  297. [10/27/2016 5:25:37 PM] Yaroslav Mar: I did
  298. [10/27/2016 5:26:05 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:25 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός:
  299.  
  300. <<< How much do you get a year, Barnaby?I don't know about that, all I know is that for this term I have to live off around £400
  301. [10/27/2016 5:26:13 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: How...
  302. [10/27/2016 5:26:14 PM] Barnaby Hands: and that has to last me until the week before Christmas
  303. [10/27/2016 5:26:16 PM] Yaroslav Mar: 400 per month or per semester?
  304. [10/27/2016 5:26:20 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Ah
  305. [10/27/2016 5:26:21 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Got it
  306. [10/27/2016 5:26:26 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Madness
  307. [10/27/2016 5:26:33 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: I get, like, £3500 a semester
  308. [10/27/2016 5:26:39 PM] Barnaby Hands: :'(
  309. [10/27/2016 5:26:52 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Yeah for 400 per semester you won't live even in Russia
  310. [10/27/2016 5:26:52 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: I get $0.
  311. [10/27/2016 5:27:39 PM] Sôgmô C. Soergel Publicola: But I also pay no tuition.
  312. [10/27/2016 5:28:03 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Oh, that doesn't include my tuition
  313. [10/27/2016 5:28:38 PM] Barnaby Hands: This is Barnaby
  314. Every day he has to go to a river to get water
  315. The river contains diseases such as Social Justice theories and criminal counter-cultures
  316. But with just £1000 a second
  317. You could give Barnaby a gold plated bitch and a feast of kings
  318. Please
  319. Don't let Barnaby succumb to Social Justice
  320. [10/27/2016 5:28:39 PM] Yaroslav Mar: My tuition would be like 7158 USD per year, I guess by the Western standards that's fairly cheap though
  321. [10/27/2016 5:28:57 PM] Lucas Paiva: 400 pounds
  322. [10/27/2016 5:29:04 PM] Lucas Paiva: until december
  323. [10/27/2016 5:29:09 PM] Lucas Paiva: that is impossible
  324. [10/27/2016 5:29:15 PM | Edited 5:29:29 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: I spent more than that on... recreational pharmacology
  325. [10/27/2016 5:29:21 PM] Barnaby Hands: £9000 in fees + ~£1200 in accommodation fees
  326. [10/27/2016 5:29:22 PM] Barnaby Hands: not fun
  327. [10/27/2016 5:29:37 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Why not tax the Senyan citizens?
  328. [10/27/2016 5:29:40 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:28 PM] Lucas Paiva:
  329.  
  330. <<< 400 pounds
  331. until december
  332. that is impossibleI'm not having fun
  333. [10/27/2016 5:29:53 PM] Barnaby Hands: Why not tax the Senyan citizens?All of them abandoned me
  334. [10/27/2016 5:30:01 PM] Barnaby Hands: fucking Libertarians refusing to pay taxes
  335. [10/27/2016 5:30:02 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Excommunicate them then
  336. [10/27/2016 5:30:21 PM] Lucas Paiva: My uni in portugal was 5500 euros per year
  337. [10/27/2016 5:30:41 PM] Barnaby Hands: My friends in Norway pay sweet fuck all for uni
  338. [10/27/2016 5:30:44 PM] Lucas Paiva: mine in brazil will be either 0 or 4k usd, so pretty cheap
  339. [10/27/2016 5:30:45 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Also, next year, I actually get paid a salary. That's going to be the big time.
  340. [10/27/2016 5:30:56 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Going to buy me a dog
  341. [10/27/2016 5:31:01 PM] Yaroslav Mar: Is Brazilian education good though?
  342. [10/27/2016 5:31:06 PM] Lucas Paiva: yeah
  343. [10/27/2016 5:31:12 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:30 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός:
  344.  
  345. <<< Going to buy me a dogThat's no way to talk about your wife!
  346. [10/27/2016 5:31:24 PM] Lucas Paiva: The universith of brasilia is one of the best
  347. [10/27/2016 5:31:43 PM] Lucas Paiva: also, what i study matters very little academically
  348. [10/27/2016 5:31:46 PM] Yaroslav Mar: http://www.brasil.gov.br/ a country with a website like this can't be bad
  349. [10/27/2016 5:32:00 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Gonna get me a Samoyed and name him Doggo
  350. [10/27/2016 5:32:19 PM] Barnaby Hands: I study Global Studies
  351. [10/27/2016 5:32:28 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Well, if you did a real degree...
  352. [10/27/2016 5:32:29 PM] Barnaby Hands: because I sit infront of a globe and study it all day
  353. [10/27/2016 5:32:37 PM] Lucas Paiva: i want a dog
  354. [10/27/2016 5:32:48 PM] Lucas Paiva: especially to get high with him
  355. [10/27/2016 5:32:51 PM] Barnaby Hands: I want a bitch and a pussy
  356. [10/27/2016 5:32:56 PM] Barnaby Hands: preferably both
  357. [10/27/2016 5:33:10 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:32 PM] Lucas Paiva:
  358.  
  359. <<< especially to get high with himDon't get animals high, that ain't cool man
  360. [10/27/2016 5:33:17 PM] Lucas Paiva: wut
  361. [10/27/2016 5:33:21 PM] Lucas Paiva: but
  362. [10/27/2016 5:33:32 PM] Lucas Paiva: man, smoking with dogs is cool
  363. [10/27/2016 5:33:43 PM] Lucas Paiva: oh okay
  364. [10/27/2016 5:33:53 PM] Lucas Paiva: sorry, i phrased that wrong
  365. [10/27/2016 5:34:13 PM] Lucas Paiva: i meant like taking the dog on a walk and smoking a joint
  366. [10/27/2016 5:34:29 PM] Lucas Paiva: also, pussy is nice
  367. [10/27/2016 5:34:38 PM] Lucas Paiva: bitches...not so much
  368. [10/27/2016 5:34:50 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:34 PM] Lucas Paiva:
  369.  
  370. <<< i meant like taking the dog on a walk and smoking a jointYeah man, that's cool
  371. [10/27/2016 5:34:54 PM] Barnaby Hands: am I the only cat person in the room?
  372. [10/27/2016 5:35:13 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: http://www.yourpurebredpuppy.com/dogbreeds/photos-RS/samoyedsf4.jpg
  373. [10/27/2016 5:35:23 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Look at that magestic floof
  374. [10/27/2016 5:35:37 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Basically a pillow made of dog
  375. [10/27/2016 5:35:40 PM] Lucas Paiva: sooooo cute
  376. [10/27/2016 5:35:42 PM] Lucas Paiva: omg
  377. [10/27/2016 5:36:10 PM] Lucas Paiva: wait, you are going to get that dog to live with you in a tiny apartment
  378. [10/27/2016 5:36:34 PM] Yaroslav Mar: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:34 PM] Barnaby Hands:
  379.  
  380. <<< am I the only cat person in the room?No!
  381. [10/27/2016 5:36:49 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Samoyeds can live in apartments happily, as they are quite lazy for the most part, so long as they get 2-3 hours of walking a day
  382. [10/27/2016 5:37:02 PM] Shamus: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:34 PM] Barnaby Hands:
  383.  
  384. <<< am I the only cat person in the room?my cat is named after a drug that nearly destroyed a civilization
  385. [10/27/2016 5:37:22 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: What drug?
  386. [10/27/2016 5:37:27 PM] Shamus: Opium
  387. [10/27/2016 5:37:35 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Makes sense
  388. [10/27/2016 5:37:37 PM] Shamus: we just call her "Oppie" though
  389. [10/27/2016 5:37:57 PM] Yaroslav Mar: https://www.facebook.com/Sigismundas-Knu%C5%A1evitskis-1526183297594642/?fref=ts My cat
  390. [10/27/2016 5:38:00 PM] Shamus: you could say she has an.. addictive personality
  391. [10/27/2016 5:38:17 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: My wife's parents have a dog called Poppy, in a slightly related note.
  392. [10/27/2016 5:38:23 PM] Lucas Paiva: wait, can you just leave him there while you go out
  393. [10/27/2016 5:38:49 PM] Lucas Paiva: shamus, see, you cant say shit like that
  394. [10/27/2016 5:39:01 PM] Lucas Paiva: it makes you look like a dad
  395. [10/27/2016 5:39:27 PM] Lucas Paiva: that and overpolicing the forums
  396. [10/27/2016 5:39:42 PM] Shamus: Christ, I don't know if I'm Oppie's adoptive mother or father, either way, I do look after her and there have been times I've been close to bottle feeding her
  397. [10/27/2016 5:40:16 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:38 PM] Lucas Paiva:
  398.  
  399. <<< wait, can you just leave him there while you go outYes
  400. [10/27/2016 5:40:36 PM] Shamus: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:39 PM] Lucas Paiva:
  401.  
  402. <<< that and overpolicing the forumscare to lay an example at the table, or is this just an example of someone disagreeing with staff enforcing the rules?
  403. [10/27/2016 5:40:40 PM] Lucas Paiva: interesting
  404. [10/27/2016 5:40:48 PM] Lucas Paiva: got run the costs
  405. [10/27/2016 5:41:00 PM] Lucas Paiva: what about when you travel, jacob
  406. [10/27/2016 5:41:17 PM] Shamus: I don't have anything to do with how the costs are handled
  407. [10/27/2016 5:41:31 PM] Barnaby Hands: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:36 PM] Yaroslav Mar:
  408.  
  409. <<< No!Eyyy
  410. [10/27/2016 5:41:36 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: I don't travel that much, and Sophs parents are okay to dogsit for us
  411. [10/27/2016 5:41:37 PM] Lucas Paiva: this is more an example of me raising stuff which would fit nicely in my joke
  412. [10/27/2016 5:41:50 PM] Shamus: :^)
  413. [10/27/2016 5:42:01 PM] Lucas Paiva: you have to understand, i care very little about stuff,
  414. [10/27/2016 5:42:30 PM] Lucas Paiva: i just say and do shit that is funny and makes up a good story
  415. [10/27/2016 5:42:37 PM] Shamus: (emo)
  416. [10/27/2016 5:45:33 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Fun fact: when baked, Amanita muscaria mushrooms smell biscuity
  417. [10/27/2016 5:46:06 PM] Shamus: I hear cooked human meat tastes like pepperoni
  418. [10/27/2016 5:46:38 PM] Lucas Paiva: jacob, isnt 2c b kinda like perfect for a therapeutic session with no visuals
  419. [10/27/2016 5:46:57 PM] Lucas Paiva: also can you mix it with weed
  420. [10/27/2016 5:47:12 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Nah, MDMA is better for that. Also, you can, but not sure I would recommend it.
  421. [10/27/2016 5:47:31 PM] Lucas Paiva: but mdma burns me out
  422. [10/27/2016 5:47:38 PM] Lucas Paiva: also, why not
  423. [10/27/2016 5:48:01 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Because the whole thing can get a little disorienting.
  424. [10/27/2016 5:48:06 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: 2C-B does have visuals.
  425. [10/27/2016 5:49:20 PM] Lucas Paiva: at a small dosage?
  426. [10/27/2016 5:51:00 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Can do.
  427. [10/27/2016 5:51:22 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Also, MDMA burns you out? How much you taking?
  428. [10/27/2016 5:51:44 PM] Lucas Paiva: idk, im not a scientist like you
  429. [10/27/2016 5:51:52 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: ...
  430. [10/27/2016 5:51:54 PM] Lucas Paiva: one time i took a pop
  431. [10/27/2016 5:52:05 PM] Lucas Paiva: the other time i took a bunch of crystal
  432. [10/27/2016 5:52:24 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: You don't weight your fucking MDMA? Fucking schoolboy level error.
  433. [10/27/2016 5:52:53 PM] Lucas Paiva: at 15-16, you really thought i was worried about that shit
  434. [10/27/2016 5:53:25 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: ... you should be. If you're not adult enough to weigh your doses, you're not old enough to be taking MDMA.
  435. [10/27/2016 5:53:40 PM] Lucas Paiva: also, both times i did some coke and weed. Dont know if that has any influence
  436. [10/27/2016 5:53:59 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: That's even stupider.
  437. [10/27/2016 5:54:04 PM] Lucas Paiva: probably
  438. [10/27/2016 5:54:10 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Cocaine and MDMA have competing mechanisms of action.
  439. [10/27/2016 5:54:21 PM] Lucas Paiva: but it made for two really fun nights
  440. [10/27/2016 5:54:22 PM] Lucas Paiva: i know
  441. [10/27/2016 5:54:42 PM] Lucas Paiva: i researched beforehand, hence why only a little bit
  442. [10/27/2016 5:57:32 PM] Jules: You Euros with low tuition, fun. I think my top choices are like $55,000-70,000 a year.
  443. [10/27/2016 5:58:15 PM] Lucas Paiva: but wait
  444. [10/27/2016 5:58:25 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: But anyway: weigh your drugs, and 2C-B is the boy
  445. [10/27/2016 5:58:34 PM] Lucas Paiva: you shouldnt get burned out from mdma?
  446. [10/27/2016 5:58:52 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Depends how much you take.
  447. [10/27/2016 5:58:58 PM] Lucas Paiva: because literally everyone i know gets
  448. [10/27/2016 5:59:12 PM] Lucas Paiva: and what i read seems to corrobate rhat
  449. [10/27/2016 5:59:27 PM] Lucas Paiva: serontin levels and shif
  450. [10/27/2016 6:00:27 PM] Lucas Paiva: so everyone takes it on a saturday cause then sunday you can chill and everything
  451. [10/27/2016 6:00:48 PM] Lucas Paiva: i just smoked a lot of weed and drank kratom
  452. [10/27/2016 6:02:24 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Depends what you do too.
  453. [10/27/2016 6:02:55 PM] Lucas Paiva: party all night until the sun comes up?
  454. [10/27/2016 6:03:10 PM] Lucas Paiva: what else am i going to do on ecstasy
  455. [10/27/2016 6:09:09 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Chill?
  456. [10/27/2016 6:13:58 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: That said, I'm taking MDMA and goin out to a psytrance night
  457. [10/27/2016 6:14:04 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Only a low dose though, 75mg
  458. [10/27/2016 6:14:14 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: But it is >95% pure
  459. [10/27/2016 6:16:28 PM] Adam Oberstadt: [Thursday, October 27, 2016 5:10 PM] Lucas Paiva:
  460.  
  461. <<< Lucas would probably want to fuck the QueenWouldn't you? Just to say I fucked the Queen?Have you seen her at our age?
  462. [10/27/2016 6:23:27 PM] Jacob Barnet Pharmacologus Σαρκαστικός: Meh
  463. [10/27/2016 6:23:54 PM] Adam Oberstadt: I'm not saying she was a model, just that she wasn't gross.
  464. [10/27/2016 6:41:31 PM] Barnaby Hands: 5/10 max
  465. [10/27/2016 7:02:47 PM] Jules: She was lovely I think in her day
  466. [10/27/2016 7:13:39 PM] Barnaby Hands: Could be worse
  467. [10/27/2016 7:13:48 PM] Barnaby Hands: could be Angela Merkel at any point in history
  468. [10/27/2016 7:13:48 PM] Barnaby Hands: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/15/article-2693357-1FA7C79E00000578-723_634x541.jpg
  469. [10/27/2016 7:14:44 PM] Barnaby Hands: and if you don't want to sleep tonight
  470. [10/27/2016 7:14:45 PM] Barnaby Hands: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/51/2f/7d/512f7d8213479948a92e3ab0ebb18e16.jpg
  471. [10/27/2016 7:17:14 PM] Barnaby Hands: I think you know you're mentally disturbed when you're googling "Angela Merkel naked" at midnight
  472. [10/27/2016 7:25:26 PM] Jules: She looks vaguely like Lisa Stansfield
  473. [10/27/2016 9:51:35 PM] Shamus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pdPrQFjo2o
  474. [2:24:32 AM] Lucas Paiva: Would not do Angela merkel
  475. [2:24:37 AM] Lucas Paiva: Or Dilma
  476. [2:24:39 AM] Lucas Paiva: Or sick Hillary
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