DS3 All Boss ASS2ASS Distortion notes with some adjustment

-Pick Assassin.
-Black Firebombs gift.
-Start time.

[Cemetary of Ashes]
-Pick up Ashen Estus Remains
-Grab Titanite Shard on top of coffin by jumping.
**Iudex Gundyr** <<PARRY>>
-Hit Gundyr with Estoc till transform, then 4 Black Firebombs.
-Split at door.

[Firelink Shrine]
-Buy 5 Homeward Bones and Dagger from Shrine Handmaid.
-Place Coiled Sword(equip bones) and warp to High Wall of Lothric.

[High Wall of Lothric]
-Grab Gold Pine Resin.
-Throw Black Firebomb at Crystal Lizard and one R1 to kill. (Raw Gem)
-Pick up Astora's Straight Sword (ASS)
-Grab Estus Shard on anvil.
-Receive Small Banner from Emma.
**Vordt**
-Gold Pine Resin at start of boss fight.
-Rest at bonfire.
-Activate cutscene to warp to Undead Settlement.

[Undead Settlement]
-Cast Spook on second set of stairs.
-Jump down and collect Alluring Skulls x2.
-Grab both Charcoal Pine Bundle x2 in first building.
-Light Pyromancer bonfire (Do not sit).
-Cast Spook
-Grab Titanite Shard.
-Jump into canyon area, and quitout at impact.
-Grab two Titanite Shards off the two corpses.
-Bone to Bonfire
-Cast Spook at cliff edge and run through rat tunnel.
-Grab Undead Bone Shard (in Arrows Field)
-Grab Mortician's Ashes
-Hotbar Charcoal Pine Bundle/Skulls
**Curse Rotted**
-Pick up Homeward Bone off corpse and bone out.
-Suicide.
-Cast Spook and use Alluring Skull on Undead Matron.
-Cast Spook and elevator drop.
-Grab Ember off corpse in front of Frost Knight.

[Road of Sacrifices]
-Cast Spook and drop to pick up Titanite Shard on the right.
-Pick up Titanite Shard between Poisonhorn Bugs (on the left).
-Light bonfire on the right (Do not sit).
-Grab the Grass Crest Shield on the RIGHT and equip it.

[Farron Keep]
-Equip dagger in second weapon slot and Alluring Skull in hotbar.
-Grab Estus Shard one the left entering faron keep.
-Pick up Titanite Shard same direction.
-Extinguish first fire.
-Grab Titanite Shard in front of stairs.
-Grab second Titanite Shard straight left.
-Extinguish second fire up stairs on the right.
-Light bonfire after bridge (Do not sit).
-Grab the Undead Bone Shard inbetween the group of slugs (go down the stairs on the right).
-Select Dagger and grab Titanite Shard (on the right after slugs).
-Daggerwalk and grab Titanite Shard x2 (you can see the secnod one straight in front of you).
-Extinguish third fire (stairs straight after second Titanite) and warp to Firelink Shrine.

[Firelink Shrine]
-Upgrade ASS to +3 and infuse Raw.
-Allot Estus and put everything into Yellow Estus.
-Reinforce Estus x3.
-Purchase 2 Alluring Skulls/2 Charcoal Pine Resin
-Sell Vordt and Cursed Rotten Soul.
-Level 12 Faith and rest into Vigor (~15-16).
-Burn Undead Bone Shard x2.
-Warp to Keep Ruins.

[Farron Keep]
-Equip ASS and hotbar Ember.
-Pop Ember just before Abyss Knights.
**Abyss Watchers**
-Gold Pine Resin at start of boss fight.

[Catacombs of Carthus]
-Cast Spook as grave is moving.
-Drop below and wait for Skellyball to crash.
-Pick up Undead Bone Shard.
-Cast Spook before dropping down.
-Roll through illusory wall, run up stairs and collect Gravewarden's Ashes
-Use Charcoal Pine Resin
**High Lord Wolnir**
-Use Soul of the Blood of the Wolf waiting for boss death.
-Pop Soul of High Lord Wolnir.
-Light bonfire (Do not sit).
-Run back through entrance and cast Spook at cliff side.
-Drop below and run past Balrog demon.
-Grab Large Titanite Shard.

[Smouldering Lake]
-Grab Large Titanite Shard to the right.
-Pick up nearby Large Titanite Shard in middle of water.
-Grab third Large Titanite Shard to the left of the former.
-Pick up fourth Large Titanite Shard near Giant Worm.
-Grab Shield of Want next to Giant Worm.
-Pick up Large Titanite Shard on cliffside (bone fire direction).
-Remove Charcoal Pine Bundle from hotbar.
-Light bonfire (Do not sit) and bone to Firelink Shrine.

[Firelink Shrine]
-Upgrade ASS to +5.
-Level 20 vigor/20 luck, Give Ash, Purchase 1 Human Pine, 1 Bone, Carthus Rouge(2)
-Warp to Crucifixion Woods.

[Road to Sacrifices]
-Run through hole in the wall (on the left of bone fire).
-Carthus Rouge just as you pass boss arena gate.
**Crystal Sage**
-Equip Shield of Want during boss death.
-After souls are received, switch to Grass Crest Shield.

[Cathedral of the Deep]
-Kill worshipers and pick up Estus Shard (near the chapel bonefire upstairs).
-Jump below near Undead Matron.
-In cathedral, cast Spook, equip Dagger, pick up Lloyd's Sword Ring and drop below.
-Daggerwalk through muck.
-Equip Lloyd's Sword Ring before boss fog gate.
**Deacons of the Deep**
-After fourth deacon kill, use Carthus Rouge
-Attack boss x5, use skull
-Equip Shield of Want as boss is defeated.
-Bone to Firelink Shrine.

[Firelink Shrine]
-Warp to High Lord Wolnir bonfire.

[Irithyll of the Boreal Valley]
-Cast Spook upon entering dungeon-y area occupied by Shades.
-Drop below and jump off stairs outside.
-Unequip dagger in water area.
-Take bonfire (Do not sit).

[Irithyll Dungeon]
-Grab Jailbreaker's Key.
-Run through tunnel /w human head lizard
-Cast Spook and do Prison Skip(just after the first set of stairs leaving the dungeon
cast spook and roll in the direction of stairs on the left.

[Profaned Capital]
-Cast Spook and hit ledge below to survive drop (after the first gargoyle).
-Equip armor as you enter the fog gate.
-Grab and equip Storm Ruler.
-L2 ftw.
-Equip Shield of Want as boss is defeated.
-Bone out to Firelink Shrine.

[Firelink Shrine]
-Reinforce Estus Flask.
-Sell 3 boss souls.
-Buy 3 Human Pine, 11 Carthus, 7 bones.
-Level everything into Luck (~30-31)
-Warp to Vordt of the Boreal Valley.

[High Wall of Lothric]
-Equip Human Pine Resin on the way to boss.
-Kill Emma and pick up Basin of Vows.
**Dancer of the Boreal Valley**
-Apply Human Pine Resin at the beginning of boss fight.
-Equip Shield of Want upon boss defeat.
-Activate statue to reveal ladder.

[Lothric Castle]
-Switch to the Grass Crest Shield
-Take bonfire (Sit if necessary)
-Run towards toxic area.
-Cast Spook when elevator is activated and immediately walk off.

[Consumed King's Garden]
**Oceiros, the Consumed King**
-Apply Carthus Rouge at start of boss fight.
-Stagger on Attacking Head
-Equip Shield of Want at the conclusion of boss fight.
-Switch back to Grass Crest Shield.
-Pick up Path of Dragon on corpse.
-Roll through illusionary wall.

[Untended Graves]
-Take bonfire
-Warp to Irithyll Dungeon.

[Irithyll Dungeon]
-Jump and quit on impact
-Run past Jailers
-Gesture Path of Dragon at cliff edge.

[Archdragon Peak]
**Ancient Wyvern**
-Equip Shield of Want
-Plunge attack
-Pop Soul of Consumed Oceiros while waiting for warp.
-Switch to Grass Crest Shield
-Kill lizard before Ancient Wyvern 2nd encounter (3 Twinkling Titanite)
-Open chest near ladder to Havel (3 Twinkling Titanites)
-Cast Spook before nearing Havel and grab Titanite Slab.
-Grab 20k soul
-Grab bonfire (Do not sit)
-Grab Dreamcatcher's Ashes
-Bone to Firelink Shrine then to Midway Fortress
-Kill Anri (Quit before or after grabing weapon ?)
-Grab Anri's Straight Sword (ASS)
-Bone to Firelink Shrine

[Firelink Shrine]
-Sell Souls to handmaid
-Give ash
-Purchase 8 or 9 Twinkling Titanite (Sometimes you will get an extra one after Crystal Sage to lizard suicide)
-Purchase 11 Carthus Rouge, 11 Bones, 2 Human Pine
-Upgrade Anri's Straight Sword to +5
-Level 40 Luck
-Warp to Distant Manor.

[Irithyll of the Boreal Valley]
-Remove all armor.
-Equip armor after you've left water area.
-Switch to Target Shield as you cross fog gate.
-Apply Carthus Rouge
**Pontiff Sulyvahn** <<PARRY>> (Parry once, spam r1 afterwards and avoid shadow explosion; bleed will destroy him)
-Equip Shield of Want upon boss defeat.
-Switch back to Grass Crest Shield.
-Activate lever and pick up the Ember on corpse.
-Pop Soul of Pontiff Sulyvahn while waiting for mechanism to drop.

[Anor Londo]
-Take bonfire and sit if necessary.
-Cast Spook at the top of Giant Blacksmith stairwell.
**Aldrich**
-Apply Carthus Rouge at the start of fight.
-Equip Shield of Want as boss is defeated.
-Bone out to Firelink Shrine.

[Firelink Shrine]
-Warp to Dragon Barracks.

[Lothric Castle]
-Bait fire breath of drakes.
**Dragonslayer Armour**
-Apply Charcoal Pine Resin
-Take bonfire and rest at it.
-Equip Shield of Want once boss is defeated.
-Pick up Grand Archives Key off corpse in front of stairs.

[Grand Archives]
-Run through.
**Twin Princes, Lorian and Lothric**
-Apply Carthus Rouge before aggro'ing fight.
-Reapply resin for second stage of fight.
-Equip Shield of Want as boss is defeated.
-Bone out to Firelink Shrine.

[Firelink Shrine]
-Level everything into Endurance (~20-25?)
-Warp to Demon Ruins.

[Smouldering Lake]
-Equip Grass Crest Shield.
**Old Demon King**
-Apply Human Pine Resin before aggro'ing boss.
-Bone out to Firelink Shrine.

[Firelink Shrine]
-Warp to Untended Graves

[Untended Graves]
-Equip Target Shield.
**Champion Gundyr** <<PARRY>>
-Apply Carthus Rouge before aggro'ing boss.
-Bone out to Firelink Shrine.

[Firelink Shrine]
-Warp to Great Belfry.

[Archdragon Peak]
-Pull lever to allow boss access.
**King of the Storm**
-Apply Human Pine Resin as boss approaches.
**Nameless King**
-Apply Carthus Rouge before engaging boss.
-Warp to Firelink Shrine.

[Firelink Shrine]
-Place all the Souls of Ember (4).
-Rest at bonfire to be transported to Kiln of the First Flame.

[Kiln of the First Flame]
**Soul of Cinder**
-Apply Carthus Rouge before aggro'ing boss.
-Reapply resin for second phase.
-Link First Flame and call it a day.