Head Inside the Oculus

[Based on Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head by They Might Be Giants]
[Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uPTGpegOMY]

As your body raises from sleep
With the fucking Gamestop just closing up
Is it sad to say you will romanticize
All the threads you've browsed before?

Your life's not not not so great
Your life's not not not so great
And as you take a fap with your headset on
Your dad's pounding at the door

With a job application
Trying to help out his posterity
Then said the good ol' days never said goodbye
If you looked them in the eye

You need some lo-lo-lovey games
You need some lo-lo-lovey games
And as you whack your peen the only words you say are

Put your head inside the Oculus
Put your head inside the Oculus
Put your head inside, put your head inside
Put your head inside the Oculus

Ads up on your website are the work of
Facebook trying to please their boss
You know the zucc's a rat
We all know what he wants
Is to sell adds to someone else

If the O-O-Oculus
Was only bu-bu-busted in
It'd be a better thing
For everyone involved
And you'd just go buy a Vive

Put your head inside the Oculus
Put your head inside the Oculus
Put your head inside, put your head inside
Put your head inside the Oculus

Memes!
Gotta post!
Loss!
Shitposting!
(No! Find a job!) Memo to myself
(Loss! Dank memeing!) Do these dumb things cause I'm a fool
(Memes! Gotta post! LOL! Baneposting!) /v/ the musical

Quit my job down at the Subway
Didn't have to summon the forbidden one
At least it is the case that
I'm not Anthony Burch
And don't you dare post that

If the O-O-Oculus
Was only bu-bu-busted in
I'll see you on 4chan

Put your head inside the Oculus
Put your head inside the Oculus
Put your head inside, put your head inside
Put your head inside the Oculus

Put your head inside the Oculus
Put your head inside the Oculus
Put your head inside, put your head inside
Put your head inside the Oculus