▲: Hey!
▼: ehm
▼: hey i guess
▲: You guess? How the fuck can you 8e unsure a8out "hey"?
▼: cause i mean im talkin to you vvris im alwways fuckin unsure
▼: ....this is vvris right
▲: No, it's her dearly dep8rted lusus.
▲: Yes it's me you 8ulgewipe!!!!!!!!
▼: for cods sake calm the fuck dowwn vvris
▼: i didnt evven do anythin
▲: You were o8noxious!
▲: That's more than enough.
▼: yeah like a fuckin long time ago
▲: No, I mean right the fuck now.
▼: wwhat the fuck did i evven do
▲: I mean, I guess your perceptions of o8noxious are skewed.
▲: 8ut saying you're unsure whenever you're talking to me?
▲: Grade A o8noxious right there.
▼: obnoxious wwould be if i started fuckin screamin at you like kar
▼: or acted like gam
▼: cause
▼: wwell
▼: its gam
▲: Either of those would 8e okay actually.
▲: Makara's hilarious and Karkat is just an idiot.
▲: You're an idiot with pretentions!
▼: an youre a fuckin anorexic bitch wwith delusions a grandeur
▲: Just 8ecause I can eat anything and you have to work to keep the calories off of your thiiiiiiiighs. :::;)
▼: vvris
▼: im a fuckin swwimmer
▲: And?
▼: wwhat other amazin observvations you havve
▲: You can 8e a fat swimmer.
▼: oh eri you also breathe wwater
▼: an wwear a scarfr
▼: im fuckin sherlock here
▲: That explains the scarf!
▼: wwhat the fuck are you talkin about
▲: Never mind.
▲: That joke clearly went right over your head. ::::\
▲: Lame. It was a good one.
▼: yeah its hard for me to make comebacks wwhen im basically havvin a convversation wwith someone on the intellecual levvel a a wwriggler
▲: 8ut do you honestly think that your insults have any weight?
▼: wweight
▼: har de fuckin har
▼: wwatch me make that a joke
▲: See, you laughed.
▼: oh yeah
▲: Plus if you don't like talking to me then why the fuck are you still, answer me that, Ampora!
▼: cause on some minor levvel i keep hopin i can just actually fuckin TALK to you rather than havve you froth at the mouth like some rabid bitch
▲: ........ Why?
▼: cause i wwas goin through my flarpin shit
▼: you knoww
▼: wweapons an treasures
▼: an
▼: wwell
▼: made me think a you
▲: You're a gross sentimental fuck. You know that?
▲: Why do you even still have that crap.
▲: Most of it must h8ve 8roken 8y now.
▼: oh yeah because you dont havve piles a flarpin treasures you insane fuckin bitch
▼: not the gold an the jewwels an all the shit wwe uprooted
▲: Yeah and you're a high8lood. You could have any fucking jewels. Why keep our shit?
▼: because the time wwe spent together as mindfang an dualscar wwas some a the most fuckin amazin time i havve evver spent wwith anyone vvris
▼: so bite me
▲: Oh fuck you! It was shit, we were a shit team and it was a shit p8rnership and if that's true it just makes it even more clear that I should have dumped you earlier 8ecause if you haven't found something 8etter then it's just a sign of how useless you are!
▼: maybe i didnt wwant someone else vvris, an wwe wwerent evven a team wwe wwere a tenativve rivvalry. you wwere the most fuckin amazin flarper an...wwell generally girl i havve evver had the pleasure or fuck maybe the pain a knowwin an im sorry that your skull is about as thick as the fuckin hull a the alternian fleet cruiser for you to get that but wwhat can you expect from a cold hearted bitch wwho knowws nothin about just
▼: fuckin...bein wwith someone an fuckin enjoyin the time they had
▼: so yeah
▼: i could havve found wway better in both partnership an rivvalry
▼: but i didnt wwant to cause i enjoyed it wwith you
▼: so i miss you vvris, an fuck off
▲: Uuuuuuuuugh. Don't you get how disgustingly sad that makes you? That you would miss that shitty shit shit time? That would would enjoy it in the first place????????
▼: it aint the time i enjoyed you dense fuck
▼: it wwas your fuckin company
▲: Lying to me isn't going to get me to want to talk to you, num8nuts.
▲: I don't know! May8e that's what you want. May8e you want to keep saying things like a lying li8r so I'll fuck off and you can pretend it 8n't your fault.
▼: wwait wwhat
▼: vvris i aint lyin
▼: thats the fuckin truth i enjoyed spendin time wwith you
▼: wwhat is that really THAT hard to believve
▲: Yes! Yes it fucking is.
▼: WWHY
▲: You think I don't notice that every8ody h8s me????????
▲: You think I'm that fucking stupid?
▼: an evveryone fuckin hates me vvris
▲: You think I d8n't see that everyone w8nts me to rot and die?
▲: Yes. And that's 8ecause you're a gross loser.
▼: an youre a sociopathic bitch
▼: yet youre talkin to me an im talkin to you
▼: wweird howw shit wworks aint it vvris
▲: Uuuuuuuuugh. Look. What do you want from me?
▼: like i said abovve vvris
▼: youre company
▼: despite your idiotic insistin on the matter
▼: i dont fuckin wwant you dead
▲: Gr8 for you.
▲: What if I don't want yours? >::::\
▼: wwell then itll hurt an ill be sad but there aint really anythin i can do to convvince you, youvve provven bein convvinced aint really your forte
▼: dont mean i cant try vvris...
▲: ........ Okay.
▲: Okay. I guess.
▲: I mean. Okay. You can try.
▲: I will allow it.
▲: ........
▲: Try asking me out or something.
▼: alright wwell...
▼: vvris if you aint doin anythin friday i wwould...lovve to be able to see you again so maybe wwe could
▼: see a movvie or i could buy you dinner or somethin....
▲: Hmmmmmmmm........ Nope! Try again a different night. :::;)
▲: Like, tomorrow.
▼: wwell i...
▼: wwait tommorroww?
▼: i mean
▼: yeah if tomorroww wworks for you
▲: No, fucknuts. I'm saying no right now. You get to ask again tomorrow and I might say yes!
▲: 8ut I might also say no. ::::O
▼: alright wwell
▼: do you maybe havve another wway for me to contact you then like
▲: I am a girl of mystery, Eridan. I can't say yes on the first try!
▼: fuckin human skype or a pesterchum or some shit
▲: You could try and hit me up on skype under arachnidsGrip. Noooooooot saying I'll 8e there or anything.
▼: not sayin i wwill try or anythin
▲: Sure you won't, loser. 8ut I need to get some shut eye, so you'll have to wait until I wake up to get a reply.
▲: Catch you l8ter, fishface. :::;)
▼: alright wwell see you later as wwell vvris....