A new game

>Be a guy with a fluffy pony named Sarah
>Realize fluffy ponies are stupid as hammers
>Have an idea
Hey Sarah! Let's play a game!
Sawa wike game! How pway?
>All too easy.jpg
>Get a tiny paper bag and a rubber band
It's called "Your Lack Of Object Permanence Will Be Your Undoing".
Yay! Wan pway!
First, you put on the special game hat.
Wan weah game hat!
>Slip the paper bag on Sarah's head
>Secure it loosely with the rubber band.
>Wouldn't want her strangling before the game could really get started.
>Sarah is now encased in a world of darkness.
>It begins.
Wait...where did Sarah go?
Sawa heah, daddie! Sawa heah!
Didn't I have a fluffy pony?
Daddeh haf fwuffy pony! Pony heah! Sawa heah! Wait...do I...do I hear something? It almost sounds like...like English.
Sawa, daddeh! Is Sawa! Sawa no wike game! Huh...guess not.
>Audibly move to other side of the room.
>Settle in to watch the fun
>Sarah stumbles around, unsure of where to go Wh...wheah Sawa?
>You don't respond
>You damn near choke on your laughter
>Sarah continues muttering about her own existence.
>Sarah eventually comes to a stop
>Sarah believes she no longer exists.
>Three days later, Sarah dies of dehydration in the same place she stopped three days prior
>Everything went better than expected.