Medical Report: Haley [REDACTED]

Date: September 23rd

Name: Haley [REDACTED]

Age: 13

Height: 4’10”

Weight: 192 lb.

This was my first meeting with the patient in question. She was here with her mother to get her yearly physical. At first glance, Haley appears to be a normal, if overweight girl. She seemed somewhat nervous to be in a doctor’s office, but was not overly affected by anything except a tetanus shot, which took a while to convince her to get. Mentally, she is healthy and normal. Her physical condition, however, leaves much to be desired. She is very overweight for her height and her body shows it, with a protruding stomach and very large breasts for her age and size, D or perhaps DD (I claim no expertise in this area.) However, I could see clearly that her brassiere was too small, and I suggested visiting a fitter. From the look of surprise on her and her mother’s face, I could see that there was simply unawareness and not neglect. Her glasses were the correct prescription (18/16). At her age, she was unlikely to grow any taller, and I expressed this to the mother. I also suggested a diet and/or an exercise regimen, although the patient is quite healthy. I also suggested over-the-counter acne cream.


Date: February 8th

Name: Haley [REDACTED]

Age: 14

Height: 4’10”

Weight: 249 lb

Haley’s mother brought her in for a second physical, and suggested bi-yearly visits, to which I heartily agreed upon seeing the patient’s condition. Haley has gained over 50 pounds in five months. I could clearly see the change in her physical condition as she appeared to be wearing the same clothes as last time- a Soul Eater (whatever that is) shirt, formerly well-fitting but now sadly overstretched, and leggings in a similar state, through which her underwear was clearly visible. Her stomach was now divided into two rolls, the lower of which sagged over the waistband of her leggings and of which most was on display for the duration of the visit. Her breasts have also visibly grown, now clearly larger than her brassiere and sagging lower on her overly short figure.  She is now developing a second chin. All other aspects of the patient seemed unchanged from the previous visit. I again suggested a diet and exercise regimen to her mother. Upon leaving, I heard her ask for Doritos, so I hope this has an effect.


Date: July 17th

Name: Haley [REDACTED]

Age: 14

Height: 4’10”

Weight: 297 lb

Haley once again came for her before-school physical. Her extreme weight was now even more pronounced, with her stomach now hanging low enough to cover her privates. On this visit, she was wearing a different and larger shirt, but I am firmly convinced she was wearing the same leggings as the previous two visits due to how transparent they were. She was not wearing a brassiere on this visit, so I was able to appreciate the full size of her breasts. They hung down almost to the bottom of her first roll, a distance I would estimate to be about eight to ten inches. They were, to say the least, enormous. I asked her about how things were, she replied that they were all well. I then asked about her body. What follows is a short transcript of that conversation.

Dr. Hall: How do you feel? How’s your body holding up?

(Haley munched a few chips before answering. I forgot to mention she had taken these into the room with her.)

Haley: It’s pretty good.

D: No problems with weight or anything?

H: No, I don’t mind it. In fact, I like it. (munch)

D: You’re sure? No problems with school?

H: No, I have lots of friends in Anime Club!

D: Oh? What’s that?

She proceeded to explain the club to me while eating chips. It was actually an enjoyable conversation. However, I am very concerned about Haley’s rapid gain. I again reiterated the need for diet and exercise to her mother, although I am worried that my words are having no effect. As they left, I was able to observe a significant change in the patient’s gait, as her thighs are wide enough to impede normal walking. I will be watching this case in detail.


Date: October 6th

Name: Haley [REDACTED]

Age: 14

Height: 4’10”

Weight: 342 lb

Haley came in for an illness this time. After a few tests, I diagnosed her with the flu, and ordered a week of bedrest. As a result of this visit, I was also able to observe her weight gain, and it was astronomical. She must have remained extremely inactive to gain 45 pounds in only two months. Her size increase is clearly visible in her figure, with her enormous stomach hanging more than halfway to her knees. Her breasts are also growing at quite a speed, at a size I would estimate to be H or even I. She was still not wearing a brassiere. I thought it best not to press the issue of weight loss as she was so sick, but thought to myself that a week of rest would do no good for her. As I sent them off, I observed that she walked with a pronounced waddle and had to lean on her mother for support, although that may have been due to the illness.  I resolved not to let it progress any further.


Date: March 17th

Name: Haley [REDACTED]

Age: 15

Height: 4’10”

Weight: 413 lb

Well, it progressed. Haley came in for another physical today, and I could barely believe my eyes. She was wearing a shirt that revealed her stomach in nearly all its glory- it hung all the way to her knees at her height. However, she did not stand for very long, collapsing into the chair almost immediately upon seeing it. I could tell that the walk from the waiting room to the examination room took a lot out of her, seeing as she was covered with sweat and breathing heavily. However, she immediately tore into a pack of cookies and ate them throughout the examination. Her breasts were also clearly larger, nearly leaving the shirt, and her hips were now wider than the chair. I then asked her to move to the examination table. She stood up, laboriously, walked the three steps to the table, and then attempted to climb on, without success. It took me and her mother both to assist her onto the table, where she sat and sweated as I explained to her that she absolutely needed to diet. I don’t think it had any effect, however, as she shot her mother a look as soon as I was done. All other tests turned up normal, though- other than her weight and associated mobility concerns, she seemed to be in exceptional health. I was baffled.


Date: August 9th

Name: Haley [REDACTED]

Age: 15

Height: 4’10”

Weight: 522 lb

This girl is confounding all my knowledge of medicine. She has gained over 100 pounds in the span of five months. I have never seen a case like this in all my years as a doctor. On this visit, her mother visited to discuss the possibility of a mobility scooter. Haley was having extreme difficulty walking. I observed this myself. The distance from the waiting room to examination room 3 is exactly 89 feet. It took Haley and her mother, working together, 25 minutes to walk it. After each step, Haley needed to rest, leaning heavily on her mother. Once they reached the room, Haley was drenched with sweat, her belly now hanging past her knees and reaching mid-calves. Her breasts also were almost out of her I would estimate triple XL shirt. Her rear was also stretching her leggings excessively to the point of being nearly transparent once again. I was thus able to see that she was wearing no underwear. It took her ten minutes to be sufficiently rested to speak, and as soon as she was she immediately began consuming a bag of chips. I spoke to them both about this possibility. I stood firmly against it, seeing as no movement would cause her weight gain to spiral out of control- well, more than it already was- but, seeing as they insisted, I was forced to put them in touch with some retailers. I asked Haley about her school, seeing as she was most likely unwilling to move again, and she said that it was going quite well. She was about to start junior year and it seemed that she had even more friends than before. She spoke at length about her “otaku” friends and what “anime” she was watching. Above all, she seems extremely happy, something I was not expecting from a girl her size. Her mother also confirmed that her friends were real and very good to her. Again, all vitals seem to be going perfectly. As they stood up, which took them five minutes, Haley’s pants ripped, revealing all of her rear end, which I would estimate was nearly five feet across. I forgot to mention that she sat on my stool, which was advantageous as my chair wouldn’t have fit her. Her mother confided to me that Haley had to sit in two chairs, and hadn’t been able to sit at a desk for nearly a year. I remained baffled as I watch them leave, which took them even longer than before as Haley had eaten three family size bags of chips and two packs of Oreos during the visit.


Date: November 20th

Name: Haley [REDACTED]

Age: 16

Height: 4’10”

Weight: 612 lb

It seems my suspicions about the scooter were right. Haley has gained an unprecedented amount of weight, and soon may be encroaching on the world record. Her scooter does seem to make everything easier for her, though, as for the first time in a while she is wearing well-fitting pants and shirt. She was eating the whole way inside and continued to eat throughout the examination. She is truly vast. I did ask her to stand during the examination, which took the three of us nearly fifteen minutes to manage. Once we got her up, she stood, drenched with sweat and wobbling from the exertion, as I performed a few routine procedures. After approximately a minute and a half, she was begging me to sit, and after two and a half minutes she was practically in tears, pleading with me to let her sit and saying that it was too hard to stand. I allowed her to sit, which she did with a great “wump” and jiggled for some minutes afterwards. I asked her what size clothes she was wearing, and she informed me that she was wearing a 6XL shirt and 7XL leggings. I was flabbergasted. Up until now, I had no idea they made clothes past 3XL. She was in today to ask for a permanent gym pass, which after seeing the effort it took for her to stand I granted. It was almost amazing, watching someone this young get so impressively large. As all of her vitals were fine, I again saw no harm in letting her live the way she wanted to. As I watched them trundle out, I hoped that nothing would get worse.



Date: April 2nd

Name: Haley [REDACTED]

Age: 16

Height: 4’10”

Weight: 784 lb

It got much worse. When Haley came in today, all she was wearing was a T-Shirt that covered precisely nothing. Her breasts fell out the bottom of the shirt and rested on her legs. Her belly was firmly planted on the floor- her mother had to lift it so the chair could move. Even with the chair, it took seven minutes to reach the exam room. Once inside, her mother dropped her daughter’s belly on the floor, causing Haley to involuntarily pass gas. She then turned to me and said “Dr. Hall, Haley needs help.” It turns out that Haley had needed several friends to help her use the bathroom at school, which she did frequently. About three weeks ago, they had been unable to lift her out of the chair in time, pull down her pants, and lower her onto the toilet in time, so she had defecated in her pants. Since then, her school had simply given up and allowed her to not wear pants to save time. But since then, she had gained enough weight that her mother despaired of her ever being lifted in time. During this time, Haley had devoured seven family bags of chips, four packets of Oreos, and guzzled a litre of Coke. As we finished the discussion, Haley called, “Mommy! I need to use the bathroom!” We immediately rushed to her. Her mom picked up her belly, I called for the nursing staff of six. Together, we moved her to the bathroom, and as one we lifted her onto the toilet. Haley immediately began to use it, clearly sighing in relief. I took this moment to note that her butt cheeks hung almost to the ground from both sides. After several minutes, we all moved her back onto her chair and they left. I put the mother in touch with sellers of lifts and recommended she purchase some sort of wheeled pallet for Haley’s enormous paunch.


Date: June 29th

Name: Haley [REDACTED]

Age: 16

Height: 4’10”

Weight: 993 lb

Haley has passed all the boundaries that I had thought possible. Since her last visit, she has gained over 200 pounds in two months. Two months! This was mostly made possible by her mother’s purchase of a feeding machine, which constantly dispensed heavy cream from a thirty-gallon drum mounted to her chair. She had also purchased the pallet as I suggested, but it was rapidly running out of room as Haley’s stomach extended ever larger. On today’s visit, I could clearly see that even mobility technology would soon be incapable of dealing with Haley, as her wheelchair, which I had thought would last her years, was almost invisible beneath her belly and butt. Her hips nearly brushed the floor! She was wearing only what would barely qualify as a shirt, revealing everything, including her breasts, which now hung to her knees. She still attended school, but barely. Once a month at most. They were in to obtain a medical exemption from classes. I signed it without hesitation. Goodness, what had I become? Two years ago I would have put my foot down! Stood in my stead! But now, I was just a pushover. Haley’s mother informed me that they would not be coming in for regular checkups anymore, as Haley was simply too large. And there, too, went a large portion of my paycheck. But, even so, something good happened. As the duo prepared to leave, Haley started waving one of her flabby hands at her mother, who took out her feed tube. Then, after a moment or two of preparing, Haley whispered, “Thank you, Dr. Hall. You’re the best doctor I’ve ever had!” Then her belly growled and her tube was replaced. And out she rolled, the strangest patient I’d ever seen.


Date: October 26th

Name: Haley [REDACTED]

Age: 17

Height: 4’10”

Weight: ???

I was eating lunch when I received a phone call from a voice I hadn’t heard in a year or so. It was Haley’s mother, requesting a house call. I hadn’t done a house call in almost ten years, but seeing as Haley was quite a special patient I granted the request. I arrived at about half past one, knocked, and was greeted by Haley’s mother. We exchanged pleasantries, and I learned that Haley had contracted what I first believed to be bronchitis- heavy breathing, a hacking cough, and several other associated ailments. However, when I saw her, I had to rethink my diagnosis.
I had previously described her as enormous. What I saw before me redefine my definition of enormous. Haley was larger than anything I could have ever imagined. I at first believed she was floating, but it was later revealed that she was sitting on a couch which her fat completely concealed from view. Her thighs hung to the floor, and spread out about two feet in either direction. Her breasts also hung to the floor, similarly spreading. Her belly was probably nine feet wide and eleven feet long, nearly impossible to believe. And, under all that, was the barest hint of feet poking out from rings of leg fat, hands resting lazily near pounds of arm, and at the top, her face, ringed with four chins and cheeks each the size of a grapefruit. She was now sucking on two feeding tubes and chowing on Doritos too. The packages covering the floor showed that she had been eating for a long time before my visit. I waved and said hello. At first, I thought she didn’t hear me, but then I saw her hand twitch weakly, then slap her enormous stomach limply. Her mother recognized what was apparently a signal and helped her remove both tubes. She then beckoned me closer, and once I was close Haley said, in a breathy whisper, “Thanks for coming, Doctor Hall.” Upon the conclusion of that sentence her stomach let out such a roar that I was convinced a helicopter was passing over. She scrunched up her face, obviously in pain from going without food for that long, and let out a severely long burst of flatulence. “Sh-shorry,” she said around the tubes and Doritos, and coughed loudly several times. I forgave her and began with my examination. It was very non-traditional, seeing as I couldn’t take any good measurements, but I could see that my initial diagnosis was quite off. I could see quite clearly that the root of most of her problems was that her lungs were being pressed on by enormous amounts of fat. I wrote a prescription for oxygen, and suggested that a visiting- or live-in nurse be employed to take care of the massive Haley. I in fact knew of one, an ex-girlfriend from medical school, who I remembered loved to cook. I put her in touch with Haley’s mother and left.


Date: June 19th

Name: Haley [REDACTED]

Age: 18

Weight: 3,841 lb

This was my last visit with Haley. I was asked to attend with a team from the Guinness Book of World Records to verify, as her doctor, that she was actually the heaviest human in the world. Once I arrived, I informed the Guinness team that I would be happy to, except I hadn’t actually weighed her in two years.
Since then, Haley had become exponentially larger, now overflowing two couches and filling the living room with her belly, now flowing thirty feet in front of her, and her breasts, now barely distinguishable from the rest of her body save for the dinner-plate sized areolas that graced their tips. Clearly, my ex’s cooking has had an effect.
Haley herself gave me a wink and jiggled her now melon-sized cheeks and six chins in a welcoming manner. She was even able to muster the energy to wave a finger at the crowd.
The Guinness people were dumbfounded. Several of them prodded cautiously at the vaguely human-shaped blob of fat in front of them. Haly seemed to enjoy the attention. Eventually, one of the cameramen, scratching his head, said, “Well, I suppose we’ve got to stand her up, yeah?”
“Stand her up?!” I responded, dumbfounded. “Look at her! Do you really think she can stand?”
The head of the Guinness team looked a bit miffed, but at a signal from Haley her mother reached over and popped her feeding tube out of her mouth. Then, with great difficulty, she wheezed out “Let’s...try…”
We soon set to work. All together, it took us two hours to raise Haley to a standing position, and you really could see how large she was. From a standing position at that size, you simply could not see her legs. Her belly concealed them (and everything else) from the front, and her butt rested firmly on the ground in the rear, concealing them from there. Her hips even sagged low enough to hide all but the fat where her ankles once were and the barest hint of toes. Her breasts and belly extended even farther now, almost reaching the front door, forty feet away from her head. She looked nervous, and breathed heavily with the assistance of her oxygen. One of the Guinness people retrieved their scale, custom made to handle extreme weight, and various pallets and carts were carefully slid under her various extremities. My ex took point close to her and provided encouragement.
 “Okay, Haley” she said, “all you gotta do is walk a few steps, just to the scale. Okay?”
Haley looked very nervous. She took several deep breaths, and then slowly, ponderously, her right foot slid forward a few inches. We all stepped with her. She stopped, breathed, waited. We waited. Ten minutes later, she took another step. Her whole body jiggled. Sweat broke out all over her. She panted heavily. Twenty minutes passed, and then another step. By now, she was truly tired. I could just tell, from the way her legs jiggled, to the way she breathed. My ex assured her that we could stop for a while, and try again later. But Haley was a determined girl. She ate herself to this size, she could at least show it off, right? So, over the course of the next two hours, we, together, took five more steps. And then, we ran into a seemingly insurmountable obstacle. Haley could barely shuffle with sixteen people supporting her. How would she ever lift her feet off the ground? But somehow, she did it. She managed to swing her feet just enough up to clear the scale, and with a great whomp, we dropped all of her on the ground. And thus, we arrived at our final figure, 3,841 lb. Haley waxed triumphant. She had broken a record, and soon, after we reached the couches once more, she would be done with moving. She had won.

I haven’t seen her in person since. I would guess she was around 26 now, and perhaps, if I know her, somewhere in the neighborhood of that many tons. I’m submitting this file simply to share an odd story, and one that hopefully amuses you all here. Thanks for reading.

-Dr. Hall, M.D.