Turtle Babeh (Fluffy Pony)

>Be man of science
>Buy fluffy pony
>Keep it in its safe room all day, feed it, take good care of it, but no huggies
>It still babbles about how it loves you so much
>Have him for about a week
>At the end of the first week, trial 1 begins
>Begin sending food into confined safe room using a through-wall drawer
>Monitor fluffy pony via hidden cameras
>That morning, during breakfast, Fluffy pony whines about, "Whew daddy go?" and "Daddy no wuv fwuffy animoe?"
>After it's done with breakfast, you send something else through the drawer
>It's a baby turtle
>Upon seeing the turtle and moving it out from the drawer, Fluffy takes a liking to it
>"New fwein! Pway?"
>The turtle doesn't respond
>"New fwein' wan' pway weggos?"
>Still no response
>Turtle simply looks inquisitively up to the fluffy pony
>Fluffy ponders his new friend's silence
>"Wassa mattow? New fwein' feew bad?"
>No response
>"Fwein' wose daddy too?"
>The turtle still stares
>Fluffy takes this as a yes and begins to cry for it, giving it huggies
>"Dun' wowwy fwein'! Fwuffy be yow new daddy! Fwuffy wuv babeh fowevow an' evow!"
>itbegins.jpg

>Fluffy begins to "teach" the turtle, based on examples of "daddying" it got from you and other owners it has had in the past
>Fluffy is from an adoption clinic
>"Dis how babeh pway weggos, kay? Babeh put weggos on top an' twy to make dem go taww. Weggos fun!"
>All while he's been saying this, he's been building a little tower of legos
>"Babeh's tuwn!"
>The turtle just sits there as usual, and after a while, he begins to move
>Fluffy sits patiently for its baby
>The turtle pushes into Fluffy's tower with its shell as it passes and knocks it down; splitting it into two pieces
>Fluffy is very angry because of this
>He grabs turtle by his tail with his hoof and holds him in place
>Fluffy pulls turtle up so that its head locks with his eyes
>"Babeh no good babeh. No pway weggos wite. Good babehs wissen. Daddy gun' haf to gif babeh sowwy stick now."
>the turtle doesn't get this concept
>Fluffy improvises and grabs a lego piece with both hooves, raises it above his head, and beings it down hard on the turtle's shell
>The whacks keep coming, the turtle's movement noticeably increasing in its fear and pain

>The lego piece is leaving noticeable ridges in the turtle's shell, and it is trying to retreat into it
>The look on the fluffy's face slowly fades from one of discipline to one of happiness as it soon forgets exactly what it was doing
>It soon realizes just how fun it is to hurt small things
>Killing the turtle is a game now
>It begins to swing harder and harder, causing the turtle more and more pain
>One final swing crashes through the shell, revealing the turtle's soft body
>Fluffy pony begins to stomp his hooves down on its midsection
>"Fwuffy wike dis game! Babeh big dummy!"
>The skin breaks
>Soon, the fluffy pony is mashing down on internal organs
>You've seen enough
>Enter the safe room
>"Daddeh com' back fow fwuffy?"
"No. You've been a very bad fluffy pony, and you've been a very bad daddy. You killed your baby."
>Fluffy pony looks back on its baby
>It is thoroughly dead
>he looks back to you
>"But babeh wittow an' dum."
>Hypothesis: accurate
>Put down fluffy pony
>Clean safe room
>On to next experiment