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- LENDLE’S TROPHY ROOM
- One (1) Word Bearer's Helmet, with a single shattered eye lens, damaged from bolter fire.
- One (1) Suit of Ork Boss Mega Armour.
- Approx. Fifty (50) Tau Honour Blades.
- One (1) Tyranid Hive Tyrant Skull.
- Twenty (20) Sets of Eldar combat armour.
- Three (3) Human skulls.
- One (1) Tau skull.
- Approx. Thirty-nine (39) kilograms of hard drugs.
- One (1) Tyranid Swarmlord's severed arm.
- One (1) Tyranid Swarmlord’s Sword.
- One (1) Katana that is actually totally useless as a weapon, but is feared and idolised all the same.
- One (1) set of armour from a primitive culture that looks cool but is actually really shit.
- Five (5) Servitors playing various smooth tunes non-stop for the last 5,000 years, mostly The Stranglers - Golden Brown.
- One (1) really really big stick.
- One (1) mysterious data holding format labelled "Evanescence - Fallen". I can only make out the words "WAKE ME UP" scrawled inside the cover of the case.
- Two (2) copies of heretical fiction detailing an Eversor Assassin falling in love with a Tau Earth Caste in horrifying detail.
- One (1) image of a frog, inscribed with “Rarest Pepe - #001”.
- One (1) gallon of the collective tears of a thousand butthurt foes in a milk jug.
- One (1) gallon of LSD in a milk jug.
- One (1) empty milk jug. Appears to have been filled with milk in the past, for some unknown reason.
- One (1) best quality Chainsword labelled "do not drop". Damage to the handle indicates it has been dropped.
- One (1) peculiar wooden box with a switch on the top. When the switch is thrown a tiny metal hand reaches out and flips it back.
- One (1) cup, which will not spill fluid no matter how much effort is put in to spill fluid.
- One (1) switch on the wall set to OFF.
- Six (6) disembodied coloured hearts next to:
- • One (1) potted plant.
- One (1) Cat.
- One (1) bird skeleton piercing a cat skeleton.
- One (1) metal baseball bat.
- One (1) water cooler that looks disappointed.
- One (1) glove wrapped in barbed wire.
- One (1) cane/shovel combo.
- Two (2) queer abhuman skeletons: one with an additional eye, the other with additional limbs. They appeared to have died of old age on the moon.
- One (1) joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book.
- Three (7) marble that confuse the observer as to how many marbles are actually present.
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