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Getting Floofy With It (Moth)

May 28th, 2017
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  1. >You are Anon and you are one of several new residents to Equestria.
  2. >As of late there have been a large number of immigrants, mostly consisting of moth ponies from Mothonia.
  3. >As part of your stay in Ponyville you have to live in a communal house of sorts until you have passed all citizenship requirements.
  4. >Once you've cleared all checks and shown that you can be a contributing member of society you can go where ever you want.
  5. >As such you have found yourself the roommate of a grayish fluff pony that calls itself Mealy.
  6. >WUBDUB
  7. >Today is the third day of your stay in Ponyhouse and you're seriously considering eating your roommate.
  8. >WUBDUB
  9. >You haven't been able to sleep in days because every time it gets dark out the fuzzy little turd starts throwing a rave in the attic.
  10. >WUBDUB
  11. >WUBDUB
  12. >Your left eye starts twitching and you try to bury your head further under your depressingly thin pillow.
  13. >DREEEEAW
  14. >WUBDUB WUBDUB WUBDUB
  15. >Throwing your pillow off, you force yourself up in bed.
  16. "I can't take this racket any more! Where did I leave my broom?"
  17. >Digging through your the hallway closet you locate a tennis racket and decide that it will be good enough.
  18. >Tennis racket in hand you stand at the foot of the stairs and begin your anger fueled climb.
  19. >DUN DA DUN DA DUN DUN DUN DA DUN
  20. "Blasted poodle moth, let me get my hands on you for just two seconds."
  21. >Reaching the top of the stairs you bang on the attic hatch with the racket.
  22. >DUN DA DUN DA DUN DUN DUN DA DUN
  23. >A pink moth opens the trapdoor and looks down at you briefly, chirps, and then pauses for a moment before closing the door again.
  24. >You stare at the attic hatch dumbfounded.
  25. "Did I just get brushed off by a bug?"
  26. >Raising the racket you bang on the hatch again.
  27. >The same moth opens the hatch and once again chirps then shuts you out.
  28. "What the hell?"
  29. >Banging on the hatch one more time you force the tennis racket in the hinge preventing the moth from locking you out.
  30. >"Squeak squeak squeak squeak!"
  31. >The moth jumps up and down angrily, it's tiny wings flapping in place.
  32. "Not this time you stupid bug! I'm coming up there and ripping that crap apart!"
  33. >Grabbing the frame you begin to pull yourself up into the attic.
  34. >You swiftly fall onto your back as a crate of records is dropped on your head and the attic hatch shuts once again.
  35. >WUBDUB WUBDUB
  36. >The sun is starting to rise and an idea comes to mind.
  37. "If I cant get in from inside the house I'll just climb up the drain pipe and get in through the window!"
  38. >Running outside you start to climb up the drainage pipe and fall into a bush.
  39. >This happens several more times and then you notice the music stop.
  40. >With renewed determination you run and leap onto the drainage pipe before unceremoniously fall onto your tailbone.
  41. "God damnit!"
  42. >Mealy opens the window and looks down at you for a moment.
  43. >"Keep it down out here will you? We're trying to sleep."
  44. >Mealy pulls it's head back in the attic and slams the window shut.
  45. >You raise your fist in the air and scream out in frustration.
  46. "FUCKING POODLE MOTH!!!"
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