OGRE LIMITO BREAKU or, Akolit kills some shit

[22:08] <vampsquirrel> alright
[22:08] <vampsquirrel> here's the paste from last time http://pastebin.com/RpkY1EKQ
[22:10] <Akolit> (who's turn was it anyways?)
[22:10] <vampsquirrel> Yours.
[22:12] <Akolit> Swell
[22:12] <Akolit> Okay so I use level 1 Psi blade
[22:14] <vampsquirrel> Alright, your max pp decreases by 5 and you now regain 2 pp per successful attack.
[22:18] <Akolit> Okay so it goes to 24
[22:19] <vampsquirrel> Yep.
[22:21] <Akolit> Okay level 2 Flurry on the smart ogre
[22:21] <Akolit> (And that should be... 15 PP down?)
[22:23] <Akolit> (or is it 10?)
[22:24] <vampsquirrel> (I believe it's 15, lemme make sure
[22:24] <vampsquirrel> )
[22:25] <vampsquirrel> (Yes, 15 pp and a -4 penalty on the attacks)
[22:29] <Akolit> (wait 4??)
[22:29] <Akolit> (can I take that back to level 1?)
[22:30] <vampsquirrel> (Sure, that'll be 10 pp and a -2)
[22:31] <Akolit> (that works just fine. 2 attacks on the smarty pants, right?)
[22:31] <vampsquirrel> (Yes)
[22:32] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+1 to hit first flurry
[22:32] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d20+1 to hit first flurry --> [ 1d20=18 ]{19}
[22:32] <vampsquirrel> It's a hit!
[22:32] <Akolit> !roll 1d6+3
[22:32] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=6 ]{9}
[22:32] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+1 to hit second flurry
[22:32] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d20+1 to hit second flurry --> [ 1d20=5 ]{6}
[22:33] <Akolit> (...DICE never changes)
[22:33] <vampsquirrel> That's a miss!
[22:33] <Akolit> (does psi blade go to minor attacks?)
[22:33] <vampsquirrel> Your first hit slams into the ogre, but your second hit misses. It takes 9 damage.
[22:33] <vampsquirrel> (Yes, that's why dual wielding is op.)
[22:33] <Akolit> (does flurry too?)
[22:34] <vampsquirrel> (Yes, that's part of why flashstep is op.)
[22:34] <Akolit> roll 1d20+1 to hit first minor attack
[22:34] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+1 to hit first minor attack
[22:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d20+1 to hit first minor attack --> [ 1d20=7 ]{8}
[22:34] <vampsquirrel> (Oh wait no.)
[22:34] <vampsquirrel> (You can't flurry your minor action.)
[22:35] <Akolit> (oh okay that's fine. so that is a 10 then)
[22:35] <vampsquirrel> (I thought you were asking if you could get pp back with flurry and psiblade)
[22:35] <vampsquirrel> Your fist hits, roll damage
[22:35] <Akolit> !roll 1d6 for damage
[22:35] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d6 for damage --> [ 1d6=1 ]{1}
[22:35] <Akolit> (typical fight lol)
[22:36] <vampsquirrel> You lightly scratch the ogre, really it's more like you aggressively breathed on it more than punching. It takes 1 damage.
[22:36] <Akolit> You growl in fustration and scurry up the wall
[22:38] <Akolit> end turn
[22:38] <vampsquirrel> The large red ogre roars in frustration at you. Roll insight to resist.
[22:38] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+3
[22:38] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{7}
[22:39] <Akolit> !roll 1d20
[22:39] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{19}
[22:40] <Akolit> "Your efforts 6re unimpressive."
[22:40] <vampsquirrel> You resist the roar, but it appears to have affected the ogre's allies. They begin to glow a very faint red, narrowing their eyes, and moving faster.
[22:40] <Akolit> "Hm."
[22:40] <vampsquirrel> The red ogre points at you, and the skeleghetti ogre throws some sort of blue bone at you while you're on the ceiling.
[22:41] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+5
[22:41] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{20}
[22:41] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d4-1
[22:41] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d4-1 --> [ 1d4=3 ]{2}
[22:41] <vampsquirrel> The bone collides with you, dealing 2 damage, and causing a blueish tinge to grow over your body. Roll athletics to resist suddenly increased gravity.
[22:42] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+7
[22:42] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{17}
[22:43] <vampsquirrel> You manage to hold onto the ceiling despite the suddenly increased gravity from being blue. The skeleghettimp throws a more normal colored bone at you, while the acidic imp hisses and bares its claws.
[22:43] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20-1
[22:43] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{6}
[22:43] <vampsquirrel> The bone bounces off the ceiling near you, your turn.
[22:44] <Akolit> (does psi blade stay active?)
[22:44] <vampsquirrel> (Yes, it remains active until you turn it off.)
[22:45] <Akolit> Okay, Flurry level 1
[22:45] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+1 to hit the smart ogre
[22:45] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d20+1 to hit the smart ogre --> [ 1d20=7 ]{8}
[22:46] <vampsquirrel> As you come down off the ceiling, the slug imp strikes at you with its claws.
[22:46] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20-1
[22:46] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{18}
[22:46] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d4-1
[22:46] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d4-1 --> [ 1d4=4 ]{3}
[22:46] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d2
[22:46] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
[22:46] <vampsquirrel> You take 3 damage from the strike and are hurt by the acid for one turn.
[22:47] <vampsquirrel> The first strike of your flurry collides with the smart ogre.
[22:47] <Akolit> (47/56)
[22:47] <Akolit> !roll 1d6+3
[22:47] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{8}
[22:47] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+1 to hit second flurry on smart ogre
[22:47] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d20+1 to hit second flurry on smart ogre --> [ 1d20=5 ]{6}
[22:47] <Akolit> (I fucking hate DICE)
[22:48] <vampsquirrel> Well, your first strike blasts it for 8 damage. It seems to only barely be standing.
[22:49] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+3 to hit the minor on the smart ogre
[22:49] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d20+3 to hit the minor on the smart ogre --> [ 1d20=20 ]{23}
[22:50] <vampsquirrel> Your fist fucking smashes right through the smart ogre, blasting it into grist. The red glow fades from the other creatures, their movements become slower and less coordinated.
[22:51] <Akolit> You smile happily and rush up the cave side again
[22:52] <vampsquirrel> The remaining ogre sighs at having to resort to these tactics again, and picks up both of the imps.
[22:52] <vampsquirrel> It hurls them both at you, while the two of them squeal in panic.
[22:52] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2#1d20+3
[22:52] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 2#1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{6}, [ 1d20=18 ]{21}
[22:53] <vampsquirrel> The skeleghettimp smashes into the ceiling with the sound of wet spaghetti impacting something hard. The acidic imp, however, collides head on with you.
[22:53] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d4-1
[22:53] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d4-1 --> [ 1d4=3 ]{2}
[22:53] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d2
[22:53] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
[22:53] <vampsquirrel> You take 2 damage from the acid imp, who then promptly falls onto the ground below.
[22:54] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2#1d6
[22:54] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 2#1d6 --> [ 1d6=1 ]{1}, [ 1d6=5 ]{5}
[22:54] <vampsquirrel> The two imps are hurt by the fall, but are still alive, your turn.
[22:55] <Akolit> (44/56)
[22:57] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d2
[22:57] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
[22:57] <vampsquirrel> You take 2 damage from the acid residue left by the imp
[22:57] <Akolit> (42/56)
[22:58] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+3 to hit the spaghetti ogre
[22:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d20+3 to hit the spaghetti ogre --> [ 1d20=4 ]{7}
[22:58] <Akolit> (...)
[22:59] <vampsquirrel> Your fist misses.
[22:59] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+3 to hit the minor on the same thing
[22:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d20+3 to hit the minor on the same thing --> [ 1d20=7 ]{10}
[22:59] <Akolit> !roll 1d6
[22:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=6 ]{6}
[22:59] <vampsquirrel> Your fist hits! Smashing into his stupid spaghetti face for 6 damage.
[22:59] <Akolit> (if I could get double digit rolls consistently...)
[23:00] <vampsquirrel> ((End turn?))
[23:01] <Akolit> You rush back a bit and think over the situationi
[23:01] <Akolit> END TURN
[23:01] <vampsquirrel> Rush deeper into the cave?
[23:02] <Akolit> (nah just jump back a bit)
[23:02] <vampsquirrel> The ogre and imps charge at you, all of them assaulting you with their appropriate weaponry.
[23:02] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+3
[23:02] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{14}
[23:02] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2#1d20-1
[23:02] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 2#1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{15}, [ 1d20=13 ]{12}
[23:02] <Akolit> (AC 16, whew)
[23:03] <vampsquirrel> You dodge and defend yourself from any attacks they might've made. The ogre roars at you, sending bits of pasta sauce spraying in your direction, roll insight to resist... we'll call it intimidation.
[23:03] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+1
[23:03] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{18}
[23:03] <Akolit> !roll 1d20
[23:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{14}
[23:04] <vampsquirrel> You're... "intimidated" by the ogre's saucy roar, you have -2 on your next attack roll.
[23:04] <vampsquirrel> Your turn.
[23:04] <Akolit> (To damage?)
[23:04] <vampsquirrel> (To hit)
[23:08] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+1 to hit the spaghetti ogre
[23:08] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d20+1 to hit the spaghetti ogre --> [ 1d20=4 ]{5}
[23:08] <Akolit> (WHY WHAT THE FUCK)
[23:09] <vampsquirrel> You miss... in case you needed me to affirm that.
[23:09] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+3 to hit the minor
[23:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d20+3 to hit the minor --> [ 1d20=8 ]{11}
[23:10] <vampsquirrel> That one hits! Roll damage.
[23:10] <Akolit> !roll 1d6
[23:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
[23:11] <Akolit> You sigh in frustration and scurry up the wall again
[23:11] <Akolit> END TURN
[23:12] <vampsquirrel> The spaghettigre seems to think to himself for a moment, and then alights on a brilliant idea.
[23:12] <vampsquirrel> He grabs hold of the imps and stacks them atop each other so that he can hold them in one hand like some horrific kind of makeshift sword.
[23:13] <Akolit> "!!!!!!"
[23:13] <vampsquirrel> Spaghettigre gained: ImpSwordKind
[23:13] <vampsquirrel> He swings the imp sword at you, it's reach is long enough to let him hit you on the ceiling.
[23:13] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+3
[23:13] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{9}
[23:14] <vampsquirrel> However the imps are less than cooperative, and he just ends up smashing them into the cave wall.
[23:14] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2#1d4
[23:14] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 2#1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}, [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
[23:14] <vampsquirrel> They seem significantly the worse for wear, and the ogre begins shouting at them.
[23:14] <vampsquirrel> Your turn.
[23:18] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+3 to hit the spaghetti ogre
[23:18] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d20+3 to hit the spaghetti ogre --> [ 1d20=4 ]{7}
[23:18] <Akolit> (How many in a row is this)
[23:18] <Akolit> (Like wtf)
[23:18] <vampsquirrel> (P much all of them)
[23:19] <Akolit> (I'd be retardedly OP if dice didn't make me go single digits EVERY ROLL)
[23:20] <vampsquirrel> (Combat would certainly go quicker)
[23:20] <Akolit> (yupppppp)
[23:21] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+3 to hit the minor
[23:21] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d20+3 to hit the minor --> [ 1d20=18 ]{21}
[23:21] <vampsquirrel> (ayyy, there you go.)
[23:21] <Akolit> (always the shitty minor)
[23:22] <Akolit> !roll 1d6
[23:22] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{5}
[23:23] <vampsquirrel> Your fist hits the ogre with that same damn wet spaghetti noise. You're pretty sure you punched a meatball somewhere in there too,
[23:26] <Akolit> Gross
[23:28] <Akolit> You crawl up the wall again, thinking about what your next move should be
[23:29] <vampsquirrel> The ogre swipes its imp sword at you again, bellowing in rage.
[23:29] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+3
[23:29] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
[23:30] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d6+3
[23:30] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{8}
[23:30] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d2
[23:30] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
[23:30] <vampsquirrel> It collides with you, dealing 8 damage, and splattering more acid onto you from the imp for 2 turns.
[23:30] <vampsquirrel> Your turn.
[23:31] <Akolit> (36/56)
[23:31] <Akolit> (how much damage is on the noodle ogre?)
[23:32] <vampsquirrel> (Something like 19 I think)
[23:33] <Akolit> (Overdrive time)
[23:33] <Akolit> !roll 1d2
[23:33] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
[23:34] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+5 to hit the spaghetti
[23:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d20+5 to hit the spaghetti --> [ 1d20=7 ]{12}
[23:34] <Akolit> !roll 1d6+3
[23:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=3 ]{6}
[23:35] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+5 for the second spaghetti punch
[23:35] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d20+5 for the second spaghetti punch --> [ 1d20=2 ]{7}
[23:35] <Akolit> (WHY)
[23:36] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+5 to hit first minor on spaghetti ogre
[23:36] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d20+5 to hit first minor on spaghetti ogre --> [ 1d20=13 ]{18}
[23:36] <Akolit> !roll 1d6
[23:36] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{5}
[23:36] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+5 to hit second minor
[23:36] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d20+5 to hit second minor --> [ 1d20=4 ]{9}
[23:36] <Akolit> !roll 1d6
[23:36] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{5}
[23:36] <Akolit> 16 total damage to the spaghetti
[23:37] <vampsquirrel> Your flurry of blows slams into the ogre, dealing 16 damage, and blasting away sauce, spaghetti, and meat balls. The ogre, however, barely remains alive.
[23:38] <Akolit> (hadddd to miss those 3 majors)
[23:39] <vampsquirrel> (It has 1 hp)
[23:39] <Akolit> (HADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)
[23:39] <Akolit> You feel the whir die down and you feel a familiar panic
[23:41] <Akolit> You dash up the wall again and pant.
[23:41] <vampsquirrel> The ogre, pants and looks up at you, its imp sword slumping.
[23:42] <vampsquirrel> It knows it only has one last chance, so it'll have to go all out.
[23:42] <vampsquirrel> It enters its menu screen, and selects its limit break.
[23:43] <vampsquirrel> Raising its imp sword, it charges its special attack...
[23:43] <vampsquirrel> OOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[23:43] <Akolit> nuu
[23:43] <vampsquirrel> LIIIIIIIIMMMMMIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
[23:43] <vampsquirrel> BRRRRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKUUUUUUU
[23:44] <vampsquirrel> The ogre then realizes its special attack has been stolen by a dog.
[23:44] <vampsquirrel> It takes 1 damage from shame, and dies.
[23:44] <Akolit> You feel remorse
[23:44] <Akolit> and the effects of the overdrive fade
[23:44] <vampsquirrel> The imps awkwardly fall onto the ground, trying to figure out what just happened.
[23:45] <vampsquirrel> Your turn.
[23:46] <Akolit> !roll 1d2
[23:46] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
[23:46] <Akolit> (I hate you dice)
[23:47] <Akolit> You go grab the spaghetti imp
[23:48] <vampsquirrel> Roll athletics for grapple
[23:48] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20-1
[23:48] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{6}
[23:48] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+7
[23:48] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{26}
[23:48] <vampsquirrel> You grapple the fuck out of the imp. It tries to squeal and just ends up making the noise macaroni and cheese does when you stir it.
[23:49] <Akolit> "Silence vermin."
[23:49] <Akolit> (Can I throw it?)
[23:50] <vampsquirrel> (I'll allow it.)
[23:50] <Akolit> (what is the mod? to throw it at the slime thing))
[23:51] <vampsquirrel> (str)
[23:53] <Akolit> (athletics?)
[23:53] <vampsquirrel> (str)
[23:53] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+3
[23:53] <Tyche[Dice]> Akolit rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{18}
[23:54] <Akolit> (yiss)
[23:55] <vampsquirrel> The spaghettimp goes crashing into the other imp, blowing it to pieces, and then colliding with the cave wall where it explodes into grist.
[23:55] <vampsquirrel> Congratulations, you're winner!
[23:55] <vampsquirrel> You receive 60 exp, 126 build grist, 33 tier 1 grist, and 10 tier 2 grist.
[23:55] <Akolit> You go and collect the grist with a relieved sigh
[23:55] <vampsquirrel> ===END===