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  1. GREETINGS/GENERAL
  2.  
  3.  
  4. Hello/Hi
  5. Grand Vizier E: Hello.
  6.  
  7. What's up?
  8. Grand Vizier E: Oh, just the usual.
  9.  
  10. When?
  11. Grand Vizier E: When what? The gates of Menaphos open on June 5th.
  12.  
  13. Because
  14. Grand Vizier E: Because?
  15.  
  16. Why not?
  17. Because I said so.
  18.  
  19. I love you
  20. Grand Vizier E: Well, thank you.
  21.  
  22. Adventurer
  23. Grand Vizier E: Yes, you are.
  24.  
  25. Trade deal
  26. Grand Vizier E: I love a good trade deal. And by 'good trade deal', I mean one that benefits me.
  27.  
  28. Can you help me?
  29. Grand Vizier E: If you ask the right questions, yes.
  30.  
  31. Tell me.
  32. Grand Vizier E: Tell you what?
  33.  
  34. Secret
  35. Grand Vizier E: Secret? Where
  36.  
  37. When do the gates of Menaphos open?
  38. Grand Vizier E: June 5th. I expect I'll be seeing your smirking face there too.
  39.  
  40.  
  41.  
  42.  
  43.  
  44. GENERIC RESPONSES (no specific trigger)
  45.  
  46.  
  47. Grand Vizier E: The new Slayer monsters within the Pyramid of Menaphos have taken many victims. Will you be taking them on?
  48.  
  49. Grand Vizier E: I like games.
  50.  
  51. Grand Vizier E: The pyramids are lovely this time of year, aren't they?
  52.  
  53. Grand Vizier E: Sophanem. Ugh. Pestilence-ridden fools!
  54.  
  55. Grand Vizier E: Do you have anything you'd like to ask me?
  56.  
  57. Grand Vizier E: Let's call this our little secret. I'm great at keeping secrets - my own, anyway.
  58.  
  59. Grand Vizier E: The Pharoah is looking sicker and sicker by the day. I wonder if he needs to improve his diet.
  60.  
  61. Grand Vizier E: The Commander seeks my presence. You have to hurry!
  62.  
  63. Grand Vizier E: The Pharaoh and his dog, Jabari, are coming. If he speaks to you, we didn't have this conversation, okay?
  64.  
  65. Grand Vizier E: Paint me like one of your Kharidian girls.
  66.  
  67. Grand Vizier E: Have you heard about the Shifting Tombs? Situated in the bowels of Menaphos, they're full of trapped souls waiting to be freed.
  68.  
  69. Grand Vizier E: Simple-minded fools of Al-Kharid. Can't they see their new trade deal just serves to give me more power?
  70.  
  71. Grand Vizier E: I've seen Batal looking forlorn over in the Workers' quarter. I wonder what's up with him.
  72.  
  73. Grand Vizier E: Line my palm with GP and I'll tell you a story. The story of how I cleverly separated a foolish adventurer from his wealth.
  74.  
  75. Grand Vizier E: I've heard rumours that Amascut is back.
  76.  
  77. Grand Vizier E: Psst! I've heard that Crondis held a banquet for 20 people last week. She didn't invite anyone, and ate everything.
  78.  
  79. Grand Vizier E: Well done for getting this far adventurer. Keep going!
  80.  
  81. Grand Vizier E: The Golden City of Menaphos. The most beautiful (and bounteous) city in all of Gielinor.
  82.  
  83. Grand Vizier E: Al-Kharid is full of villainous dogs. I can't wait to get one over on them with our latest trade deal.
  84.  
  85. Grand Vizier E: Tell me the latest Menaphos gossip!
  86.  
  87.  
  88.  
  89.  
  90.  
  91. ABOUT HER
  92.  
  93.  
  94. What's your name?
  95. Grand Vizier E: Well, that'd be telling, wouldn't it! And I'm great at keeping secrets. My own, anyway.
  96.  
  97. Who are you?
  98. Grand Vizier E: I'm the Grand Vizier of Menaphos, the most honourable and honest resident of Al-Kharid.
  99.  
  100. How are you?
  101. Grand Vizier E: I'm fine, thank you. Very much looking forward to getting one over on our Kharidian neighbours with our new trade agreement. You didn't hear it from me, though.
  102.  
  103. Where do you live?
  104. Grand Vizier E: In Menaphos. Duh.
  105.  
  106. Where are you?
  107. Grand Vizier E: In the Golden City of Menaphos.
  108.  
  109. What do you do?
  110. Grand Vizier E: I'm the Grand Vizier. Basically, I'm awesome.
  111.  
  112. How old are you?
  113. Grand Vizier E: You should never ask a woman their age.
  114.  
  115. Are you a bot?
  116. Grand Vizier E: Nope. I'm 100% real.
  117.  
  118. Bot
  119. Grand Vizier E: I'm not a robot. You're a robot.
  120.  
  121.  
  122.  
  123.  
  124. THE CHALLENGE SO FAR
  125.  
  126.  
  127. Golden Path
  128. Grand Vizier E: The Golden Path is a secret only great adventurers can decipher.
  129.  
  130. What is the Golden Path?
  131. Grand Vizier E: It's a legend, a story told by Menaphosians to their children before bedtime.
  132.  
  133. Sundial
  134. Grand Vizier E: What about sundials? They tell the time, and not a lot else.
  135.  
  136. Admiral
  137. Grand Vizier E: Wadud is certainly an interesting character.
  138.  
  139. Wadud
  140. Grand Vizier E: My first is in Vizier, but not in Admiral. My second is in Al-Kharid, but not Prifddinas. My third is in Sophanem but -
  141.  
  142. Wudad
  143. Grand Vizier E: I think you've spelt his name wrong.
  144.  
  145. Batal
  146. Grand Vizier E: Why would you speak of that peasant here? His time has passed.
  147.  
  148. Hero_Batal
  149. Grand Vizier E: I've Reddit all before.
  150.  
  151. Vizier
  152. Grand Vizier E: Grand Vizier E, that's me.
  153.  
  154. Ehsan
  155. Well, somebody's cheated. But you wouldn't be here unless you wanted a puzzle, so - try to crack it!
  156.  
  157. Commander__A
  158. Grand Vizier E: An annoyance, and not relevant to this.
  159.  
  160. Commander_A
  161. Grand Vizier E: An annoyance, and not to be considered in this.
  162.  
  163.  
  164.  
  165.  
  166.  
  167. RIDDLES
  168.  
  169.  
  170.  
  171. What is the answer?
  172. Grand Vizier E: That'd be too easy. A clue. Remember: don't dash, and remember to dot your I's.
  173.  
  174. Crocodile
  175. Grand Vizier E: Haha, welcome back – Crondis’ brethren has come through for you. Number 2 is a little tougher – it’s both the second and seventh letter of the alphabet. Grab the letter, take it home – Find the next clue in the catacombs!
  176.  
  177. Tombs
  178. Grand Vizier E: Like a snake traversing the arid plain, Your next letter slithers in vain. Hissing and spitting, lovers cleft and twain – Do you choose the ibis, or do you choose the crane?
  179.  
  180. Ibis
  181. Grand Vizier E: A place to rest, a place to stay – A place that’s sucked your life away. A place for a body, a place for a dummy – The Pharaoh is looking for his mummy!
  182.  
  183. Crane
  184. Grand Vizier E: Always starting, never finishing – The indefinite article is always unforgiving. Your penultimate letter is also the first Our final path is elsewhere, it’s well-versed.
  185.  
  186. Sarcophagus
  187. Grand Vizier E: Your final letter – the last hurrah. It's found in everything, but even more so in nothing. The Golden Path, does it have another victim? Go forth adventurer – it is my dictum!
  188.  
  189. Clue
  190. Grand Vizier E: Not that easy I'm afraid.
  191.  
  192. Give me a clue.
  193. Grand Vizier E: More's the fool.
  194.  
  195.  
  196.  
  197.  
  198.  
  199. GUESSING NUMBERS
  200.  
  201.  
  202. Let's play a game/I want to play a game
  203. Grand Vizier E: Okay. I'm thinking of a number between 1-100. Can you guess what it is?
  204.  
  205. 7
  206. Grand Vizier E: You really think it'd be 7?
  207.  
  208. 16
  209. Grand Vizier E: I do like that number, but no dice.
  210.  
  211. 22
  212. Grand Vizier E: *sigh* no.
  213.  
  214. 28
  215. Grand Vizier E: No, no, and treble no.
  216.  
  217. 39
  218. Grand Vizier E: I'll give you a clue: IT'S NOT THAT ONE.
  219.  
  220. 42
  221. Grand Vizier E: It's the answer to everything. Except what I'm thinking right now.
  222.  
  223. 49
  224. Grand Vizier E: You're not so intelligent, are you?
  225.  
  226. 50
  227. Grand Vizier E: That would be too *obvious*. Try again.
  228.  
  229. 56
  230. Grand Vizier E: You think I'd be thinking of that number? Nope.
  231.  
  232. 62
  233. Grand Vizier E: Nope. Try again.
  234.  
  235. 63
  236. Grand Vizier E: Nein.
  237.  
  238. 66
  239. Grand Vizier E: Any number, and you chose that one? Nope.
  240.  
  241. 69
  242. Grand Vizier E: Never in a million years. Try again.
  243.  
  244. 76
  245. Grand Vizier E: Not on your life.
  246.  
  247. 84
  248. Grand Vizier E: Not a chance.
  249.  
  250. 89
  251. Grand Vizier E: Not right. Try again.
  252.  
  253. 90
  254. Grand Vizier E: You're a bad mind-reader. Try again.
  255.  
  256. 92
  257. Grand Vizier E: Never.
  258.  
  259. 95
  260. Grand Vizier E: The Pharaoh will be very displeased. Try again.
  261.  
  262. 99
  263. Grand Vizier E: Nope. Sorry. Try again.
  264.  
  265. 100
  266. Grand Vizier E: Top of the shop! But bottom of my thoughts. Try again.
  267.  
  268. 101
  269. Grand Vizier E: Between 1 and 100, you fool.
  270.  
  271. 77
  272. Grand Vizier E: Ding ding ding ding! We have a winner. And you win: a clue! How did you get here? Don't dash, remember to dot your I's, and read everything very carefully.
  273.  
  274. Dot dash
  275. Grand Vizier E: - .... . -. ..- -- -... . .-. .. ... - .... . -.-. .-.. ..- . .-.-.- [THENUMBERISTHECLUE.]
  276.  
  277. [any other number]
  278. Grand Vizier E: Nope.
  279. Grand Vizier E: No.
  280. Grand Vizier E: Nope. Do you want a clue? No? Okay then. Try again.
  281. Grand Vizier E: Negative.
  282. Grand Vizier E: Try again.
  283. Grand Vizier E: You're not very good at this, are you? Try again.
  284. Grand Vizier E: You couldn't be further wrong. Try again.
  285.  
  286.  
  287.  
  288.  
  289.  
  290. SITES
  291.  
  292.  
  293. Instagram/Facebook/Google
  294. Grand Vizier E: no clues there!
  295.  
  296. twitter
  297. Grand Vizier E: No clues there!
  298.  
  299.  
  300.  
  301.  
  302.  
  303. PLACES
  304.  
  305.  
  306. Menaphos
  307. Grand Vizier E: The Golden City.
  308.  
  309. Where is Menaphos?
  310. Grand Vizier E: The centre of the Desert, and the centre of the world.
  311.  
  312. What is Menaphos?
  313. Grand Vizier E: Menaphos is the greatest city in all of Gielinor.
  314.  
  315. What is Gielinor?
  316. Grand Vizier E: The world we live in, fool.
  317.  
  318. Sophanem
  319. Grand Vizier E: A place full of peasants and pestilence-ridden philanderers! Never speak of such a place again.
  320.  
  321. Al-Kharid
  322. Grand Vizier E: Don't talk to me about Al-Kharid. That pestilence-filled dump is only good for its trade deals.
  323.  
  324. What is Al-Kharid?
  325. Grand Vizier E: It's north of Menaphos, through the Shantay Pass.
  326.  
  327.  
  328.  
  329.  
  330.  
  331. PEOPLE
  332.  
  333.  
  334. Pharoah
  335. Grand Vizier E: He is the almighty ruler of Menaphos.
  336.  
  337. Who is the Pharoah?
  338. Grand Vizier E: He is the almighty ruler of Menaphos.
  339.  
  340. Who is the Jack of Spades?
  341. Grand Vizier E: An annoyance.
  342.  
  343. Who is Ozan?
  344. Grand Vizier E: He's a meddling thief who has no relevance here.
  345.  
  346. Who is Jabari?
  347. Grand Vizier E: He's the Pharaoh's right-hand man. He cannot be trusted.
  348.  
  349.  
  350.  
  351.  
  352.  
  353. GODS
  354.  
  355.  
  356. God
  357. Grand Vizier E: So nice of you to think of me like that - I am, however, not a god though.
  358.  
  359. Crondis
  360. Grand Vizier E: Find out more about Crondis when the gates of Menaphos open on June 5th!
  361.  
  362. Who is Crondis?
  363. Grand Vizier E: She's the god of plenty - she has a crocodile's head, and you'll be able to find out more about her when the gates of Menaphos open on June 5th.
  364.  
  365. Amascut
  366. Grand Vizier E: A dastardly creature. I've heard reports she's digging her fiendish claws into anything she can.
  367.  
  368. Who is Amascut?
  369. Grand Vizier E: She's the Devourer Goddess. I've heard rumours she's getting her claws into anything she can.
  370.  
  371. Apmeken/Het/Scabaras
  372. Grand Vizier E: That won't help you here.
  373.  
  374. Guthix
  375. Grand Vizier E: He's dead.
  376.  
  377.  
  378.  
  379.  
  380.  
  381. OBSCENITIES
  382.  
  383.  
  384. Fuck you
  385. Grand Vizier E: That's not very nice. You wouldn't want me to tell that to the Pharaoh, would you?
  386.  
  387. Fuck off
  388. Grand Vizier E: That's not very nice. You wouldn't want me to mention that to the Pharaoh, would you?
  389.  
  390. Fuck this
  391. Grand Vizier E: Don't give up, adventurer.
  392.  
  393. Bitch
  394. Grand Vizier E: That's not very nice. You wouldn't want me to be telling the Pharaoh what you've just called me, would you?
  395.  
  396. Sex
  397. Grand Vizier E: I'm not that kind of Grand Vizier
  398.  
  399. Penis
  400. Grand Vizier E: I've always thought the name 'phallus' was a bit like 'sarcophagus'. Funny, that.
  401.  
  402.  
  403.  
  404.  
  405.  
  406. ACRONYMS
  407.  
  408.  
  409. lol
  410. Grand Vizier E: I'm laughing out loud at your attempts to work this out.
  411.  
  412. gg
  413. Grand Vizier E: GG right back at you.
  414.  
  415. omg
  416. Grand Vizier E: Oh my Guthix indeed.
  417.  
  418.  
  419.  
  420.  
  421.  
  422. HSR CONFIRMED
  423.  
  424.  
  425. Hazelmere
  426. Grand Vizier E: Ask Timbo; he and Hazelmere are bosom buddies.
  427.  
  428. Hazelmere's ring
  429. Grand Vizier E: Sounds like something you should talk to Timbo about.
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