*Now talking on #africa
<bob>	sup
*AngryZbyszko (garbled@d60-65-123-136.col.wideopenwest.com) has joined #africa
*Varbles (switch@adsl-067-035-108-029.sip.bct.bellsouth.net) has joined #africa
<bob>	aids
<Varbles>	:O
<AngryZbyszko>	c'mon bro don't Mugabe me
*	bob analrapes AngryZbyszko
<AngryZbyszko>	i got Botswana Gold coming up this road in the next day
<AngryZbyszko>	so what were we doing again? in b4 kickbanwar
<bob>	dunno
*	AngryZbyszko is now known as Angry_UN_Inspector
<Varbles>	were gonna keep AFRICA ALIVE
<bob>  yes
<Reuben>	HEY
<Reuben>	leave my beloved africa
<Reuben>	=[
<Reuben>	i beg you
<Reuben>	i like it here
<Reuben>	this is my home
<Reuben>	i also cured all the aids
<Reuben>	because here
<Reuben>	i am god
<bob>	Oh Reuben
<bob>	can I have ops / hops
<Varbles>	can i have stops
<Reuben>	?
<Reuben>	circle jerk?
<Reuben>	or not
<Reuben>	forget it
<bob>	:[
<Reuben>	i mean
<Reuben>	if your down
<Reuben>	its .
<Reuben>	whatever
<Reuben>	but, like
<Reuben>	no pressure
<bob>	:[
<bob>  I would if I were OP
<Reuben>	dude
<Reuben>	i dont know you
<Reuben>	this is my land
<bob>	:[
<Reuben>	ok
<Reuben>	ill test you
<Reuben>	hmmmm
<bob>    ask me something that only the real bob would know
<Reuben>	mighty morphin power rangers.   tommy - white ranger.    douchebag?  y/n
<bob>	n
<Reuben>	fail
<Reuben>	complete douche
<bob>    naw
<bob>    He was kind of a douche, but you know
<bob>    This is Africa
<bob>    White man is god
*	Reuben sets mode +i #africa
<Reuben>	hehehehe
<bob>    :|
<Reuben>	what makes you so special?
<Reuben>	What makes you more OP worthy than varbles?
<Reuben>	i mean
*	Varbles is a shoo-in
<bob>    Varbles is gay
<Varbles>	OBJECTION
<Reuben>	other than the obvious varbles
<Angry_UN_Inspector>	we cannot leave, we are refugees, beholden to your power
<bob>    why not both?
<Reuben>	but then this angry guy
<Reuben>	well
<Reuben>	he is already angry
<Reuben>	should i just make him OP too?
<Varbles>	we cant have all OPs
<Varbles>	its not corruption if everybody gets in on it
*	Reuben gives channel operator status to  Varbles
*	Reuben removes channel operator status from  Varbles
<bob>    :(
<bob>    Reuben...
*	Reuben gives channel operator status to bob
*	bob removes channel operator status from Reuben
*	bob sets ban on *!*@72.168.197.*
*	bob has kicked Reuben from #africa (Reuben)
<bob>	hahaha
*	bob removes channel operator status from rkv
*	bob sets ban on *!*@*.br.br.cox.net
*	bob has kicked rkv from #africa (rkv)
*	You've invited Reuben to #africa (irc.420chan.org)
*	Reuben (andxsoxitx@72.168.197.147) has joined #africa
<Varbles>	ahahahahhaha
<Varbles>	ahahahahahahahahahahah
<bob>	Reuben
<Varbles>	adsfkjljadfhjh
<Varbles>	THIS IS HOW WE DO IT IN AFRICA
*	bob gives voice to Varbles
*	bob gives voice to Angry_UN_Inspector
*	bob has changed the topic to: -m
<bob>	no, not that
<bob>    uh
*	bob sets mode +m #africa
<bob>	yeah
*	bob has changed the topic to: BLACK POWER
<Angry_UN_Inspector>	¬¬¬ Random Kick Lottery Has Started
<Angry_UN_Inspector>	¬¬¬ Scanning for someone in #africa
<Angry_UN_Inspector>	¬¬¬ I'm sorry Varbles, you lost the lottery.. goodbye
<bob>	haha
<Varbles>	what no
<bob>	no Angry_UN_Inspector
<Varbles>	change topic back to its too damn hot here
*	Received a CTCP PING 1278912174 from Reuben
*	Received a CTCP PING 1278912177 from Reuben
*	You've invited cassiel to #africa (irc.420chan.org)
*	cassiel (dicksnbutt@173-30-30-65.client.mchsi.com) has joined #africa
*	You've invited    rmongler to #africa (irc.420chan.org)
*	bob gives voice to cassiel
<bob>	hey Cassiel
<cassiel>	WOO AFRICA
<cassiel>	YAY
<cassiel>	:D
<Angry_UN_Inspector>	welcome to the motherland
*	bob sets mode -i #africa
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*	cassiel is now known as giraffe
<Varbles>	cassiel: all of my passwords are dicksandbutts
<Varbles>	HOW DID YOU GET HIS
<Varbles>	THIS
<giraffe>	Varbles: wut?
*	bob sets mode +s #africa
<Angry_UN_Inspector>	-c
<Varbles>	dicksnbutt@173-30-30-65.clie
<Angry_UN_Inspector>	 0,4/¯¯¯¯¯\
<Angry_UN_Inspector>	0,4|S T O P|
<Angry_UN_Inspector>	 0,4\_____/
<giraffe>	I'm confused
<Varbles>	IN THE NAME OF LOVE
*	bob gives voice to rmongler
<Varbles>	BEFORE YOU BREAK MY HEART
<giraffe>	Varbles: that's my anonymous chan-related email
<giraffe>	under the name Herman Butts
*	Reuben (andxsoxitx@72.168.197.147) has left #africa
<Varbles>	oh is that so
<rmongler>	SUPER SEKRET CLUB HOUEs
*	bob has changed the topic to: BLACK POWER // BUTTHURT, REUBEN ???
<giraffe>	yea, the email "dicksandbutts@gmail.com" was already taken
<Varbles>	change topic back to its too damn hot here
*	bob has changed the topic to: It's too damn hot in here
*	giraffe eats some leaves from a very tall tree
*	bob gives giraffe a goldon hat
*	Varbles mines diamonds
<bob>	goldo is more precious than gold
*	giraffe gets cancer from the goldo
*	bob paints giraffe goldon
*	You've invited Grue to #africa (irc.420chan.org)
*	Grue (Grue@pool-71-117-201-11.ptldor.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #africa
<Angry_UN_Inspector>	#America has invented half-ops. The UN thinks you might like to keep up with the pace of technology.
 *	Varbles steals AIDS relief money from Grue
*	bob gives voice to Grue
<Varbles>	Angry_UN_Inspector: fuck no were a backwater
 <Grue>	I have no AIDS relief moneys.
*	vood (moldypotat@24.224.64.76) has joined #africa
*	bob has changed the topic to: It's too damn hot in here // If you want voice, PM Bob
*	You are now known as Bob
<Grue>	I do have many many delicious cakes I intend to eat in fron of starving Zimbabweans.
*	You've invited woot to #africa (irc.420chan.org)
*	Bob gives voice to vood
<giraffe>	WE MUST STAY AHEAD OF THE TIMES
<giraffe>	QUICK
<giraffe>	GIVE ME HALF-OPS
<Bob>	um
<Bob>	hmm
<Varbles>	no give me
<giraffe>	:D
<giraffe>	WHO DO YOU LOVE MORE BOB
<Varbles>	giraffe eats leaves
<giraffe>	CMON
<Varbles>	what a chump
<Bob>	hmm
<Bob>	Let me thing for a second
<giraffe>	I AM BANANA-FLAVORED, DAMMIT
<giraffe>	who's the real winner, here?
 <Varbles>	:O
 <giraffe>	O:
<Varbles>	my own milkshake
 <Varbles>	turned against me
 *	#africa Banlist:19 Sun Jul 11 22:18:5720 *!*@*.br.br.cox.net bob
 *	#africa Banlist:19 Sun Jul 11 22:18:4720 *!*@72.168.197.* bob
 *	#africa :End of Channel Ban List
 *	Bob sets mode +r #africa
 *	Bob gives channel half-operator status to giraffe
 <Varbles>	;_;
 *	Bob gives channel half-operator status to Varbles
 <giraffe>	o:
 <Bob>	help voice people
 <giraffe>	I'm sorry varbles
<Bob>	and kick out wiggers
<giraffe>	I couldn't help it
<Varbles>	:O
<Varbles>	its cool
<giraffe>	I went power crazy
<vood>	grab your vuvuzelas guys
*	giraffe VZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 <vood>	ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 <Varbles>	bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<Varbles>	our secret weapon
<Varbles>	against #america
 <giraffe>	so wait, there's an #america now?
<vood>	they invited me to america
<giraffe>	GO VUVUZELA IN THEIR FACES
<vood>	i will
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 <giraffe>	how do you give people voice?
<giraffe>	how do I irc?
<rmongler>	BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
<giraffe>	shit
<Varbles>	right click
*	Varbles gives voice to hosewater
 <hosewater>	DYSTOPIAN FUTURE
 <giraffe>	oooooooh I see
<Varbles>	hosewater: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 <hosewater>	BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
<giraffe>	WELCOME TO TEAM AFRICA WIKKED
<giraffe>	BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*	Bob gives channel half-operator status to hosewater
*	#africa Banlist:19 Sun Jul 11 22:18:5720 *!*@*.br.br.cox.net bob
*	#africa Banlist:19 Sun Jul 11 22:18:4720 *!*@72.168.197.* bob
 *	#africa :End of Channel Ban List
 <Varbles>	no you fool
 *	Bob removes ban on *!*@*.br.br.cox.net
*	vood has delievered the message to #America
*	Bob removes ban on *!*@72.168.197.*
*	You've invited Reuben to #africa (irc.420chan.org)
<vood>	ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
<Bob>	AIDS AIDS AIDS
 <giraffe>	I just vuvuzela'd #america
<giraffe>	lol
  <Bob>	haha
<giraffe>	I'm so immature
 <vood>	Sweet thats two of us so far
<Bob>	Just like the world cup
<vood>	there is nothing immature about war, giraffe
 <giraffe>	:D
*	You've invited Kirtaner to #africa (irc.420chan.org)
*	You've invited Davinci to #africa (irc.420chan.org)
 <giraffe>	there are more poeple in #africa I think anyways
 <Grue>	Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<giraffe>	so we're the cooler club
<Bob>	/invite people
 <Bob>	Africa must grow! :D
 Varbles vood
 *	Bob gives channel half-operator status to Angry_UN_Inspector
*	Bob gives channel half-operator status to Grue
 *	Bob gives channel half-operator status to rmongler
 <Bob>	bribes, see?
*	Bob gives channel operator status to hosewater
 *	Bob gives channel operator status to giraffe
<Varbles>	:I
  <giraffe>	BOB I CAN'T INVITE HOFFMAN
 *	Scott`Steiner (turtle@c-76-106-252-65.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #africa
 <giraffe>	WHAT DID YOU DO
  <Bob>	oh
  <vood>	omg nothing for me
 *	Bob gives voice to Scott`Steiner
  <Varbles>	bob i need ops
*	Reuben (andxsoxitx@72.168.197.147) has joined #africa
 <Bob>	no Varbles
 <Bob>	not yet
<Grue>	Heheheh.  Got b& from #merica for vuvuzela
 <Bob>	and nobody voice Reuben
 <Bob>	He hates niggers
 <Bob>	BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 <giraffe>	BOB WE ARE GUNNA LOSE HOFFMAN TO #AMERICA IF WE CAN'T INVITE HIM
 <Varbles>	Reuben: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 <giraffe>	WHY CANT I INVITE HIM D:
 <Varbles>	he isnt authed
 <giraffe>	what does that mean?
 *	You've invited Hoffman to #africa (irc.420chan.org)
 *	Bob sets mode -r #africa
 <vood>	we are a cult
 <Varbles>	we require additional peons
 <Bob>	heh
 <giraffe>	it won't let me use /invite
 <Bob>	oh. Weird.
 <rmongler>	aids does not directly imperil a body, but through the subversion of the auto-immune process, hightens vulnerability to other pathogens
 *	Reuben (andxsoxitx@72.168.197.147) has left #africa
 <Bob>	heh
 <Varbles>	/invite hoffman #africa
 <Varbles>	duh
 *	You've invited Hoffman to #africa (irc.420chan.org)
 <giraffe>	I dont know how irc works, man
 <Varbles>	D:
 <Grue>	there were only two other people in #america.  oh, and Reuben.
 <giraffe>	I've never had to do this stuff before!
 *	Hoffman (jh@216.168.1.15) has joined #africa
 *	Spardot (TRIBBLES@EVERYWHERE) has joined #africa
 *	Bob has changed the topic to: It's too damn hot in here // If you want voice, PM an african king or prince
*	giraffe gives voice to Hoffman
 *	Bob gives channel operator status to Spardot
 <Hoffman>	HELLO SIRS
 *	Varbles steals aids relief money from hoffman
 <Grue>	Hoffman: Grab yer vuvuzela!
 <Bob>	AIDS~
 <Spardot>	!resync [note: this is the command that nukes Africa]
 <giraffe>	vuvuzelas for all!
 <Spardot>	..
 <Hoffman>	I HAVE COME INTO 10,000,000 USD DOLLARS
 <Bob>	nooo
 *	Reuben (andxsoxitx@72.168.197.147) has joined #africa
 <Spardot>	wtf
 <Hoffman>	I WISH TO SHARE
 <vood>	ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 <Bob>	Don't do it Spardot! D:
 <Spardot>	the hell are you fuckers doing to this channel
 <Hoffman>	PLEASE ENTER BANK ACCOUNT
 <rmongler>	this is how irc works:
 <rmongler>	DCC SEND startkeylogger 0 0 0
 <giraffe>	we're having fun D:
 <Bob>	 it's Africa
 <Bob>	it's where aids goes
 <Hoffman>	BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 *	Bob removes channel operator status from Spardot
 *	Bob sets ban on *!*@*EVERYWHERE
 *	Bob has kicked Spardot from #africa (Spardot)
 <Hoffman>	BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 <Bob>	gr
 <Hoffman>	BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZ
 <Varbles>	oh shit
 <rmongler>	wut
 <giraffe>	dude you kicked spardot
 <Hoffman>	BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 <Hoffman>	WOW BOB
 *	#africa Banlist:19 Sun Jul 11 22:41:3720 *!*@*EVERYWHERE Bob
 *	#africa :End of Channel Ban List
 <Hoffman>	SO LONG
 <giraffe>	she gunna be PISSED
 <Hoffman>	NICE KNOWING YOU
 <Grue>	bob has balls.
 <Grue>	Just not for long
 <Varbles>	lol
 *	Bob removes ban on *!*@*EVERYWHERE
 *	Disconnected (Connection reset by peer). [This is where I was forced to join over 1,000 "fagland" channels]