wheelchair guy

You are Wheelchair Guy. You are a hobo sitting in a wheelchair with a jet engine
strapped to it. You are at the top of a hill overlooking a deadly obstacle course.

The course is made up of a series of ramps, turns and other obstacles that will
test your skills as you try to get from one end of the course to the other without
getting hit by any cars or falling off the edge of the clif
> Move forward

You don't have time for this ****. You need to get out of here! You look down
at the ramp ahead of you and see that there is no way you can make it over it.
There is nothing but death around you
> Activate the jet engine at full power and rocket ahead at blinding speed

You activate the jet engine at full power and accelerate towards the ramp. The
jet engine shoots out like a missile and you reach the end of the ramp before
you even know what has happened
> angle jet engine down and speed forward through the obstacle course

The jet engine fires up and you fire it straight ahead, directly into the wall
of the ramp. It explodes in your face and sends you flying backwards as you
slam into the wall behind you
> "Oh my leg."

You are not sure if you will be able to walk again from this. You feel something
hit your backside and then you hear a loud thud. You turn your head and see
the jet engine on your right, still burning up in your face
> recalibrate jet engine to move chair forward

You quickly recalibrate the jet engine so that it moves the chair forward instead
of smashing into the wall. You pull yourself up and try to stand up. Your legs
feel weak and numb and you know that you will never be able to walk normally
again
> keep moving through the obstacle course at high speed while avoiding obstacles

You keep going through the obstacle course at high speed. You avoid the metal
spikes and continue to move forward. You do not stop or slow down until you
finally come across a large wooden door with a red lock. You push against the
door and it opens up
> go inside door at high speed

You enter the room and find yourself in a small office area. A computer screen
displays a video feed of a man standing in front of a large white building.
He looks around and sees several other people standing around him. One of them
is holding a gun to his head
> "Huh?"

You look around and see that the room is empty except for the man who was watching
the monitor. He stares at you and says "What the **** are you doing here? Are
you one of those cultists?" You think about how to answer this question
> run over man with wheelchair

You run over the man with the wheelchair and shove him against the wall. You
kick him in the stomach and he screams loudly. You laugh and say "I'm sorry
I couldn't help you!" You start laughing hysterically and begin to cry
> reach finish line

You reach the end of the obstacle course and see a sign hanging above the path
saying "Finish Line". You race forward and jump onto the finish line. You land
hard and roll off the edge. You scream as you fall and feel pain shoot through
your body
> "Wuaaaaaagghhh!!"

You let out a long scream and collapse onto the ground
> land

You land hard and lay motionless on the ground. You cannot move or scream. You
stare at the ground and wait for someone to come to you. You hear a voice call
out to you from nearby
> "It blew my butt apart!"

You lift your head and see a tall dark haired man wearing a black suit with
a white shirt. He walks over to you and puts his hand on your shoulder. He smiles
and says
> "You won!"

You smile and nod and he walks away
> rate five stars

You give 5 stars to this game because:

- Good graphics
- Great music
- Fun gameplay
- Nicely designed levels
- Interesting characters
- Well balanced difficulty
- Interesting ending
- Easy to learn, difficult to master

> play a new level

You select a new level and begin playing. You play through the level and eventually
you come across an elevator shaft. You press the button and the elevator doors
open up. You step outside and see a bright light. You turn and see a bright
light and then darkness
> reach victory line

You reach the end of the level and see a sign hanging above the path saying "Victory
Line". You run forward and jump onto the finish line. You land hard and roll
off the edge
> rate zero stars and play a new level

You choose a new level and begin playing. You play through the level and eventually
you come across an elevator shaft. You press the button and the elevator doors
open up. You step outside and see a bright light. You turn and see a bright
light and then darkness
> go through light

You turn and see a bright light and then darkness. You turn and see a bright
light and then darkness. You turn and see a bright light and then darkness.
You turn and see a bright light and then darkness. You turn and see a bright
light and then darkness
> rate 0 stars and quit playing happy wheels

You rate 0 stars and quit playing happy wheels. You decide that you would rather
play another game. You exit the game and go to the main menu. You click on the
'Exit' option. You are taken back to the main menu where you click on the 'Play'
option
> play a new happy wheels level

You select a new level and begin playing. You play through the level and eventually
you come across an elevator shaft. You press the button and the elevator doors
open up. You step out and onto the platform. You walk along the platform and
suddenly you hear a loud noise
> turn head at noise

You turn and see a huge mechanical spider crawling along the ceiling of the elevator
shaft. You shout "Hey! What the **** are you doing?" The spider crawls reply
"Nothing" You turn and see a bright light shining in the distance
> attack spider

You charge towards the spider and punch it lets out a burst of flames. You swing
your fist and smash the spider's face into pieces. You yell "That was fun!"
You turn and see a bright light shining in the distance and you run towards
it. You turn and run towards it
> go through level

You choose a new level and begin playing. You play through the level and eventually
you come across an elevator shaft. You press the button and the elevator doors
open up. You step out onto the platform. You walk along the platform and suddenly
you hear a loud noise
> rate the level 0 stars

You rate 0 stars and quit playing happy wheels. You decide that you would rather
play another game. You exit the game and go to the main menu and click on the
left. You click on the 'Play'The Play'This level 0 stars