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  1. >Day hearts in Equestria
  2. >You wake up in your king size bed you share with Luna, your special somepony
  3. >You sit forward awaking the Princess of the night
  4. >"You are awake..."
  5. >She snuggles against you
  6. Yeah. I need to get up though.
  7. >She giggles and lets you go
  8. >You shit shower and shave
  9. >You come back and put on clothes while she watches
  10. Luna we are together now...could you not stare at me when I do things?
  11. >She snaps out of her trance
  12. >"Oh...we are sorry. You're just so...sexy..."
  13. >She wraps her hooves around your bare upper body
  14. >You turn your head and are met with Luna's
  15. >Suddenly, Fluttershy
  16. >Right through the window
  17. >She stands up
  18. >"I-is breaking up a r-romantic moment your f-fetish Anon?"
  19. >You walk over and grab her by the mane
  20. >She melts at your touch
  21. >You throw her out the broken window
  22. >"I looooooove yoooooo-*splash*"
  23. >She hits a lake
  24. >Then you turn back to Luna
  25. Where were we?
  26. >She stands on her hind legs and puts her front ones on your shoulders
  27. >She pecks you on the lips and jumps off, heading for the door
  28. >You put on a shirt and follow her
  29. >She turns to a corridor and starts walking
  30. >You catch up
  31. So babe, what are you doing today?
  32. >"Bleh...just a lot of paperwork...we wish we could be a judge like Tia..."
  33. Maybe you could ask her if you could do it once?
  34. >She thinks for a couple seconds and then turns to you with a smile
  35. >"Maybe we can!"
  36. >She perks up and keeps walking
  37. >Suddenly there is a shattering noise
  38. >You both jump
  39. >"What was that?"
  40. Isn't that Cadence's room?
  41. >A door ahead of you swings open and dents the wall
  42. >Shining Armor storms out past you both without saying a word
  43. >He looked pissed
  44. >You and Luna creep over to the door and peer in
  45. >Cadence is sitting on the bed crying
  46. >Luna is about to go in when you put a hand on her chest
  47. >You whisper to her when she looks at you
  48. Let me. You don't want to be late do you?
  49. >She nods and walks away
  50. >She winks at you
  51. >Not with her eye
  52. >You turn back around and knock on the door frame
  53. >Cadence's head snaps up
  54. >Tears run down her face and one of her eyes is swollen
  55. >You grab the door and walk in
  56. >You shut it and walk over to the bed
  57. >She continues crying
  58. >You put an arm around her
  59. >She leans into you and uses your shirt as a tissue
  60. >Great...ruined the shirt
  61. Do you wanna talk about it?
  62. >She lets go and looks at you
  63. >"What's there to talk about?! He's just so abusive! I asked him if I could come with him today to see how he trained his soldiers but he snapped and said, 'You know that a damn mare can't go there!' I tried to reason with him but he hit me in the face...so I tried to throw the vase at him but missed."
  64. >You look at the shattered vase on the ground
  65. This is serious Cadence...
  66. >She nods
  67. >"It hurts..."
  68. >She prods her swollen eye with a hoof
  69. Stop that. Really though you shouldn't be with somepony like that.
  70. >"What are you implying?"
  71. You should leave him.
  72. >She gasps
  73. >"I can't just leave him! Then everyone would think awful of me!"
  74. What about a divorce?
  75. >She tilts her head at you
  76. >Okay so they don't have those here
  77. Nevermind.
  78. >She slumps down and sobs more
  79. >All you can do is put an arm around her
  80. >There is a knock on the door
  81. >You nudge Cadence and she sniffs a couple times before speaking
  82. >"Yes?"
  83. >"It's me Tia. I heard a noise are you okay?"
  84. >She does not speak
  85. >Celestia teleports in and looks at you holding the teary and bruised Cadence
  86. >"What happened?"
  87. >She walks over and sits so she's eye level with Cadence
  88. >Cadence retells her story
  89. >"I could have him hung for this...you understand that don't you?
  90. >She looks up at Tia with pleading eyes
  91. >"Don't...don't hurt him."
  92. Why not?! Look what he's done to you!
  93. >You grab a mirror and hold it up to her for dramatic effect with your speech
  94. If I was you, I would do it. Nopony deserves to be treated that way!
  95. >Sunbutt just stares in awe at your ridiculous speech
  96. And another thing-
  97. >She puts her hoof out
  98. >"We get it Anonymous."
  99. >"Yes...thank you Anon...Tia I'm feeling better, I'd like to speak to Anon alone."
  100. >She nods and leaves closing the door behind her
  101. >"Anon..."
  102. >You look at her
  103. >She wipes away the wetness from tears
  104. >"I understand now."
  105. What?
  106. >"I understand now."
  107. I heard you I mean what as in I'm confused.
  108. >"I understand now."
  109. What the fuck?
  110. >Her body disentigrates along with the room
  111. >You stand confused as a light shines in your face
  112. Where am I?!
  113. >There is a woman whose face appears on what seems to be a monitor
  114. >"Subject failed to save her from death. Resetting."
  115. >There is a bright red number three that turns to two
  116. >You wake up in your king size bed you share with Luna, your special somepony
  117. >You sit forward awaking the Princess of the night
  118. >"You are awake..."
  119. >She snuggles against you
  120. Yeah. I need to get up though.
  121. >She giggles and lets you go
  122. >You shit shower and shave
  123. >Hold on a shit this seems familiar...
  124. >You remember what happened
  125. >Save her away from death? What?
  126. >You come back confused and put on clothes again while she watches...again
  127. Luna stop staring.
  128. >She snaps out of her trance
  129. >"Oh...we are sorry. You're just so...sexy..."
  130. >She wraps her hooves around your bare upper body
  131. >You turn your head and are met with Luna's
  132. >Then Fluttershy crashes through the window again
  133. >What the fuck is this madness
  134. >"I-is breaking up a r-romantic moment your f-fetish Anon?"
  135. >You don't respond still trying to figure out why this is happening
  136. >Luna is furiously glaring at Fluttershy while walking towards her
  137. >"I'll t-take that as a n-no..."
  138. >She flies out of the smashed window
  139. >Luna turns around
  140. >"Anon? What's wrong?"
  141. >She nuzzles against you
  142. >You snap out of it
  143. Huh? Oh hey. What's up?
  144. >"You just zoned for a while. Come, lets head off."
  145. >She walks out of the room
  146. >You put on a shirt and follow her
  147. >She turns to a corridor and starts walking
  148. >You catch up
  149. So uh...doing a lot of paperwork today?
  150. >"How did you know? It must be obvious...we wish we could be a judge like Tia..."
  151. You should ask her if you can.
  152. >She thinks for a couple seconds and then turns to you with a smile
  153. >"Maybe we can!"
  154. >She perks up and keeps walking
  155. >Suddenly there is a shattering noise
  156. >Luna jumps back with her ears flat and you hold her for comfort
  157. >"What was that?"
  158. I don't know...
  159. >A door ahead of you swings open and dents the wall
  160. >Shining Armor storms out past you both without saying a word
  161. >He looked pissed
  162. >You and Luna creep over to the door and peer in
  163. >Cadence is sitting on the bed crying
  164. >Luna is about to go in when you put a hand on her chest
  165. >You whisper to her when she looks at you
  166. You have to get your work done. I'll do it.
  167. >She nods and walks away
  168. >She winks at you
  169. >Not with her eye
  170. >You turn back around and knock on the door frame
  171. >Cadence's head snaps up
  172. >Tears run down her face and one of her eyes is swollen
  173. >You grab the door and walk in
  174. >You shut it and walk over to the bed
  175. >She continues crying
  176. >You put an arm around her
  177. >She leans into you and uses your shirt as a tissue
  178. >Great...ruined the shirt a second time
  179. What's wrong Cadence?
  180. >She lets go and looks at you
  181. >"He's...just so abusive! I asked him if I could come with him today to see how he trained his soldiers but he snapped and said, 'You know that a damn mare can't go there!' I tried to reason with him but he hit me in the face...so I tried to throw the vase at him but missed."
  182. >You look at the shattered vase on the ground
  183. >This is really fucking weird
  184. >How do you "save her away from death" if you don't even know how she dies?
  185. I'm sorry Cadence...this is awful.
  186. >She nods
  187. >"It hurts..."
  188. >She prods her swollen eye with a hoof
  189. You shouldn't do that. You need to find somepony who truly loves you.
  190. >"What are you implying?"
  191. You should leave Shining Armor.
  192. >She gasps
  193. >"I can't just leave him! Then everyone would think awful of me!"
  194. Okay well then nevermind.
  195. >She slumps down and sobs more
  196. >All you can do is put an arm around her
  197. >There is a knock on the door
  198. >You nudge Cadence and she sniffs a couple times before speaking
  199. >"Yes?"
  200. >"It's me Tia. I heard a noise are you okay?"
  201. >She does not speak
  202. >Celestia teleports in and looks at you holding the teary and bruised Cadence
  203. >"What happened?"
  204. >She walks over and sits so she's eye level with Cadence
  205. >Cadence retells her story
  206. >"I could have him hung for this...you understand that don't you?
  207. >She looks up at Tia with pleading eyes
  208. >"Don't...don't hurt him."
  209. >You open your mouth to say something but then you realize
  210. >You should try to do what that voice said
  211. >How can she die?
  212. >You try something
  213. So Celestia, tonight is the royal feast right?
  214. >She looks at you confused and nods
  215. Will Shining Armor be there?
  216. >"Well yes bu-"
  217. Hold on. What if you confront him about this? That way it might sink in to him, because you're like a god right?
  218. >She looks down and then at Cadence
  219. >"What do you think?"
  220. >Cadence looks at you and then back to Tia
  221. >"Yes that sounds like a good idea."
  222. >This time she does not dismiss Sunbutt
  223. >And the world doesn't dissolve
  224. >Did you do it?
  225. >Maybe it was a dream...
  226. >"Anonymous!"
  227. >You snap out of your trance and look at Celestia
  228. What?
  229. >"You've just been standing there staring at nothing! Are you alright?"
  230. I'm fine. I don't know what happened.
  231. >You walk with Celestia out of Cadence's room
  232. >"Care to take a stroll with me?"
  233. Sure.
  234. >You walk with her outside to the garden
  235. >"So how are you liking my sister?"
  236. >She bumps her side into you in a sort of failed nudge
  237. She's nice...I'm sorry that's kind of a hard question to answer.
  238. >She stops and glares at you
  239. >"Do you have another mate??"
  240. What?! No! It's just a weird question...
  241. >She eases her look and giggles
  242. >"I was only joking Anonymous. You should lighten up."
  243. That's kinda hard when taking a stroll with the ruler of this world...
  244. >She giggles again
  245. >"Oh Anonymous..."
  246. >You get to another room
  247. >You see Luna levitating a cup to her mouth as she is reading a piece of paper
  248. >"Well Anonymous, go to her."
  249. >She pushes you in and closes the door
  250. >Luna looks up
  251. >"Anonymous! You found us! Well come over here and have a seat. Maybe you can help us with this mess."
  252. >You walk over and sit on a chair next to the desk
  253. >"No silly, come."
  254. >She scoots her chair over
  255. >You see there is well enough room for two at this desk
  256. >You scoot your chair over to it and sit down
  257. >She smiles at you
  258. >"Now let's get to work."
  259. >After a painful couple of hours of stamping or proofreading letters, she stands up
  260. >"That is all we need done today. Let us go...enjoy ourselves..."
  261. >She kisses you on the lips and walks to the door
  262. >"Come on Anon let's go back to our room."
  263. >You follow orders and walk out with her
  264. >You walk together on your way back to your room
  265. >Until you hear arguing
  266. >It's Shining Armor and Cadence
  267. >You and Luna stay along the wall so you can hear their conversation from in their room
  268. >SA: "I have had it up to here with your whining and 'oh I sit around all day boo hoo love me' bullshit. Either you step it up and quit bitching, or I'm leaving you."
  269. >Silence
  270. >C: "Shining...look at me. Look at me. This is what you did to me...remember when we saved Canterlot with the power of our love? Where is that love now? It certainly isn't in hitting me!"
  271. >SA: "There you go again! Complaining! You started off good and then complained! Why can't you just shut the fuck up?!"
  272. >Silence
  273. >Cadence is crying
  274. >SA: "Fuck!"
  275. >You hear a crack noise and Cadence cry out
  276. >Luna runs to the door and kicks it down
  277. >You follow after into the room
  278. >You see Shining breathing hard looking angrily at Cadence who is on the ground
  279. >She isn't moving
  280. >He turns to you
  281. >"You failed."
  282. What? Failed what?
  283. >"You failed."
  284. Stop saying that?! What did I fail?
  285. >Everything disentigrates
  286. >The monitor with the woman comes back on
  287. Hey! Who are you!
  288. >"Subject failed to save her from death. Resetting."
  289. >A red number two turns to one
  290. >You are sitting at the desk
  291. >Luna stands up
  292. >"That is all we need done today. Let us go...enjoy ourselves..."
  293. >She kisses you on the lips and walks to the door
  294. >You sit thinking about what to do and what the numbers mean
  295. >"We aren't doing it in here Anon. Let's go back to our room."
  296. >You snap out of thought and walk to her
  297. >You walk together on your way back to your room
  298. >Until you hear arguing
  299. >It's Shining Armor and Cadence...again
  300. >You and Luna stay along the wall so you can hear their conversation from in their room
  301. >SA: "I have had it up to here with your whining and 'oh I sit around all day boo hoo love me' bullshit. Either you step it up and quit bitching, or I'm leaving you."
  302. >Silence
  303. >C: "Shining...look at me. Look at me. This is what you did to me...remember when we saved Canterlot with the power of our love? Where is that love now? It certainly isn't in hitting me!"
  304. >SA: "There you go again! Complaining! You started off good and then complained! Why can't you just shut the fuck up?!"
  305. >Cadence starts crying
  306. I'm going in there.
  307. >Luna: "You can't! He'd kick your ass!"
  308. It's okay. I got this.
  309. >You in an earlier occasion mentioned to him that you have the strength of seven manticores and he believed you when you lifted a carriage
  310. >But that's another story for another time...
  311. >You open the door
  312. >SA: "Fuc-"
  313. >He turns to you with his hoof raised
  314. HEY! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
  315. >He lowers his hoof and begins sweating
  316. >"Uh...uh...giving her a massage?"
  317. >You look at him with a 'are you fucking serious' face
  318. YOU CAN'T TREAT YOUR WIFE LIKE THIS! LOOK AT HER!
  319. >He just cowers
  320. I SAID FUCKING LOOK AT HER!
  321. >You take a step forward
  322. >He looks over
  323. >He looks more angry now
  324. >He reaches out to her
  325. >She runs away from him to behind you
  326. >She hides behind your body trembling in fear against you
  327. >Something happens inside you
  328. >Something snaps
  329. >Just with everything happening lately and this...Cadence being so afraid of something that she is trembling behind you...
  330. Cadence. Leave.
  331. >She runs out of the room and cries while Luna holds her
  332. >Luna: "What are you going to do?"
  333. >You clench your fists and walk up to Shining Armor
  334. >He tries to avoid your glare
  335. >You cock back and punch him in the side
  336. >You hear cracking over the sounds of his screaming
  337. >Then you punch him in his throat
  338. >He goes into a coughing fit
  339. >You turn away to leave
  340. >Then something pulls you back
  341. >Luna: "Anonymous!"
  342. >He magics you toward him but he does it too fast and you hit his body, sending you both through the window
  343. >You punch him in the face and he is knocked out
  344. >You look down and see the ground approaching quickly
  345. >You grab him and put him under you
  346. >You meet the ground with a loud snap
  347. >You roll over, nothing broken just a little wobbly
  348. >You sit up and see Shining Armor with his neck twisted around and blood pouring out
  349. >The world fades away
  350. >A big green "YOU WIN" flashes
  351. >You take off the helmet
  352. Wow! That was awesome!
  353. >"I knew y-you'd l-like it Anon."
  354. >Taking you to this new arcade that was recently built was the coolest thing Fluttershy has ever done
  355. >You walk with her back home
  356. I liked how it made me feel like I wasn't in a game! It was kinda scary too...
  357. >She giggles
  358. >"I'm gl-glad you h-had a nice t-time Anon."
  359. >You get to your door
  360. >"S-so is it?"
  361. Is what?
  362. >"The whole reason why w-we went?!"
  363. >You scratch your chin
  364. Don't remember!
  365. >She screams out and flies into the sky heading home
  366. >"ANON! I waited there for six hours! The least you could do is have a damn video game fetish-"
  367. >Her voice trails off as she goes back home
  368. >You close your door
  369. >You go upstairs to your room
  370. >You fap furiously at how great that videogame was
  371. >She must never know...
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