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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #910, #921, #922
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- Have a shtpost thing I'm not taking anywhere
- >You are, you, naturally
- >And you've decided that killing yourself might be the best choice you could make in life right now
- >"Come on, mortal, give in to your lust~"
- >The giant demonic entity has been trying for the past two days to get you to sin
- >Provocative words
- >Gyrating hips
- >Inappropriate touches
- >You're pretty sure that he might actually be getting off on this
- >"Seems like a virgin, might wanna show him the ropes"
- >There's also a robotic jester, for some reason
- >You don't like how close he gets to you
- >Both of them seem hellbent, heh, on getting you to cm
- >All because you spilled your spaghetti in front of some woman who called herself Verosika, to keep from failing NNN
- >Goddamn you, November
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- Lmao.
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- >Asmodeus decides to fk with random people during NNN
- >(You) happen to be the only one that doesn't crack almost immediately, so he decides to keep harassing you for the entire month
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- I feel like that be a story for anon somehow make Asmodeus & fizz his friends. like at the start of the month they are messing with you but as time goes on and you start to know more about them, when you hit at the end of the month. you got 2 demon friends now.
- it could be a bro story or something.
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- >By the end of the month Anon hasn't shown even a moment of lu st and hasn't come close to nutting
- >Asmodeus demands to know how Anon hasn't lost the challenge
- >Anon simply takes off his pants and shows that he has no balls
- >Anon took "No-Nut" to the fullest extend
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- Alternatively
- >Asmodeus asks how (You) resisted for so long
- >"You've got a pnis, bro. That's fking gay, and I ain't gay"
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- >it could be a bro story or something.
- >Asmodeus and Fizzarolli step (and are carried) through a portal that appears in your bedroom
- >And then promptly throw themselves onto your bed, which you thankfully had reinforced once they came around frequently
- >Then they just, talk about their day and complain to you, while you do work on your computer
- >Once you finish, you offer to find some shtty romance film for the three of you to bash into oblivion for the godawful writing
- >That's how you spend the rest of the night, watching shtty Hallmark Channel's featured movies while bashing the writing into the ground
- Sounds comfy ngl
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- >Sounds comfy ngl
- yeah, it be cool if someone make that into a story
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- >There's Impish Roommates involving (You) with Moxxie and Millie
- >Another story about (You) and Stolas
- >Now the potential for (You) and Asmodeus and Fizzarolli
- Nice, befriend all of the cool demons
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- >>Another story about (You) and Stolas
- I think I miss that but yeah. befriend demons is cool
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- Yeah, a few short stories with (You) being a confidant for Stolas who helped him get his sht together with his family
- h ttps://archiveofourown.org/works/29687316
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- thanks anon
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- Yea but with just Fizz
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- I am fine with that
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- >Befriend Fizzarolli
- >Asmodeus proceeds to watch you like a hawk to protect his best friend from another 'Blitzo'
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- No sx
- Just having him teach me jester tricks and desperate awkward cuddling
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- nice
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- >Treat Fizzarolli like a true best friend
- >Fizzarolli ends up seeing you as the only other person he can trust besides Asmodeus
- >Asmodeus gives you his blessing, no matter how many times you tell him it's not like that
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- Why so many hrny birds specifically?
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- >Asmodeus decides to go shirtless around you in an attempt to get you to break and submit to your lust
- >You continue to act unphased, even when he starts intentionally posing for you
- >Secretly, you're one wrong touch away from snapping and taking him completely
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- I like this too much.
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- >one wrong touch away from snapping and taking him completely
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- >Asmodeus putting his hands on your shoulders, leaning in close as he talks about all the things he can do with you
- >That deep voice, whispering to your lust
- >Those feathers tickling your neck as you feel the strength in his grip
- >You're going to crack soon
- >Fizzarolli is encouraging all of this
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- Anon Losing NNN.
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- >Befriend a bunch of Demons through various accidents
- >Genuinely friends with them
- >Up until November, where they all compete to make you nut first
- >You just want to watch your Japanese Mangos in peace
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