game1.py

# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
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#  game1.py
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from random import randint
import webbrowser
import sys
import os
def restart_program():
    """Restarts the current program.
    Note: this function does not return. Any cleanup action (like
    saving data) must be done before calling this function."""
    python = sys.executable
    os.execl(python, python, * sys.argv)

money = 0
# b1
cask = 1
# b2
snkskn = 1
#
inventory = ["Stalk","Robes"]
name = raw_input("Name? ")
age = raw_input("Age? ")
race = raw_input("What is your race? Choose: Human, Elf, or Dwarf --> ")
profile = { "Name": name, "Age": age, "Race": race}
races = ("human","Human","elf","Elf","Dwarf","dwarf")
indexrace = races.index(race)

if indexrace >= 0:
    print "So you are a %s named %s aged %s. You are an elder vampire lord. Godspeed!" % (race, name, age)
else:
    print "You got it wrong bitch!"
    quit(0)

if indexrace == 0 or indexrace == 1:
    profile.update({"Health":100, "Magicka":80})
elif indexrace == 2 or indexrace == 3:
    profile.update({"Health" : 60, "Magicka": 120})
else:
    profile.update({"Health" : 120, "Magicka": 60})

print "Your starting health for race %s is %s and magicka is %s" % (race, profile["Health"], profile["Magicka"])
    #for i in profile:
    #   print i, " : ", profile[i]


print "\nWelcome to the dungeon! Try to find your way to the Treasure Trove at the top of the tallest tower!"

def dead(why):
    print why
    print "You are dead!"
    print "\nPlay again?"
    ded = raw_input("y/n ---> ")
    if ded == "y":
        webbrowser.open("http://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4")
        restart_program()
    else:
        webbrowser.open("http://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4")
        quit(0)


def b1dungeon():
    print "\nYou are in the very bottom of the castle, the lowest dungeon of dungeons. It smells of butts."
    print "You have a black as night cloak, %d coins, and a wooden stalk." % money
    print "You take a look around you. There is an upside down casket in the corner of the room surrounded by rats, and 2 doors left and right."
    b1 = raw_input("\nWhat do you choose to do? Casket, Right, or Left.-----> ")
    global cask
    if b1 == "Casket" or b1 == "casket" and cask == 1:
        print "\nYou chose to open the casket in the corner!"
        print "You kick it over, BANG!"
        print "IT'S A TRAP!"
        print "You are sprayed with poison. Lose 20 health."
        profile.update({"Health":profile["Health"]-20})
        print "You now have %s health left." % profile["Health"]
        cask = 0
        b1dungeon()
    elif b1 == "right" or b1 == "Right":
        b1adungeon()
    elif b1 == "left" or b1 == "Left":
        b2dungeon()
    elif b1 == "Casket" or b1 == "casket" and cask == 0:
        print "\nYou have already tried this!"
        b1dungeon()
    else:
        print "\nI do not understand this!"
        b1dungeon()

def b1adungeon():
    dead("When you walk into the room, you are instantly impaled by a thousand arrows.")


def b2dungeon():
    global snkskn
    if snkskn == 1:
        print "\nYou enter a room with a set of stairs! You also see a snakeskin on the ground to pick up."
        b2 = raw_input("Stairs or Snakeskin?----> ")
    else:
        print "\nYou enter a room with a set of stairs!"
        b2 = raw_input("Stairs?----> ")
    if b2 == "Stairs" or b2 == "stairs":
        guardroom()
    elif b2 == "Snakeskin" or b2 == "snakeskin" and snkskn == 1:
        print "\nYou picked up the snakeskin!"
        print "Snakeskin added to inventory!"
        inventory.append("Snakeskin")
        snkskn = 0
        b2dungeon()
    elif b2 == "Snakeskin" or b2 == "snakeskin" and snkskn == 0:
        print "\nYou already picked that up!"
        b2dungeon()
    else:
        print "\nI can't understand that!"
        b2dungeon()

def guardroom():
    global money
    print """\nYou enter a room lit up faintly with candles.
    There is a man clad in chainmail that appears to be the jailer at a corner table napping. You tip-toe
    to a near barrel to hide behind before you make up your mind on
    what you want to do."""
    print "There is a door at the end of the room across from you and past the sleeping guard"
    print "The door appears locked, but there is a ring of keys hanging off the jailer's hauberk."
    print "There also appears to be a dagger laying on the table nearest the jailer, right behind him."
    gr = raw_input("Steal keys, steal dagger, or tickle guard? -----> " )
    if gr == "tickle" or gr == "tickle guard" or gr == "Tickle guard" or gr == "Tickle Guard":
        dead("The guard wakes up and laughing, and swings his sword out of his scabbard to stab you.")
    elif gr == "steal keys" or gr == "keys" or gr == "Steal keys":
        print "\nYou quietly sneak the keys off the guards haukerk."
        opndrgr = raw_input("Open door?---> ")
        if opndrgr == "open" or opndrgr == "door" or opndrgr == "Open door" or opndrgr == "open door":
            dragonroom()
        else:
            dead("You took too long to decide! Guard woke up an stabbed you from behind!")
    elif gr == "steal dagger" or gr == "dagger" or gr == "Steal dagger":
        print "\nYou steal the dagger. What now?"
        inventory.append("Steel Dagger")
        daggrgr = raw_input("Are you going to attack? y/n ---> ")
        if daggrgr == "y" or daggrgr == "yes":
            print "\nYou kill the man, and suck his blood. Gain 20 Health."
            profile.update({"Health":profile["Health"]+20})
            print "You now have %s Health" % profile["Health"]
            print "You loot his body and find 30 coin!"
            money += 30
            print "Steel Dagger added to inventory!"
            print "You take the key ring from his body."
            krng = raw_input("Opening door now...[ENTER]")
            dragonroom()
        else:
            print "\nYou did not attack. Guard woke up and attacked you instead."
            dead("Stabbed in the heart by jailer.")
    else:
        print "/n I don't understand that!"
        guardroom()

def dragonroom():
    print "\nYou enter a room devoid of most light with a small, golden dragon statue in the center."
    print "You walk up to the statue, and touch it."
    print "SUDDENLY you hear a voice in the back of your mind -- 'STOP. What sayeth your name?'"
    print "Uhhhh my name, sir. is...."
    nam1 = raw_input("%s, Billy, or Jordan?---->" % name)
    if nam1 == name or nam1 == name.lower():
        print "'You tell the truth, young vampire. You may take this as my gift to you.'"
        profile.update({"Nightvision":True})
        print "\n*Nightvision enabled! You can no see in dark, dark places!*"
        print "\nThe room lights up due to your new ability. You see a door ahead of you."
        nam2 = raw_input("Walking to the door...[ENTER]")
        towerstair()
    else:
        print "\n*SQUUEEEELLCCHHHHasdfgfhngfgbc*"
        dead("Your head explodes due to a psychic force.")

def towerstair():
    print "\nYou enter a room with a spiral staircase surrounding a magical elevator in the middle."
    twrstr = raw_input("What do? Stairs, or elevator?----> ")
    if twrstr == "Stairs" or twrstr == "stairs":
        print "\nYou decide to head up the staircase!"
        dead("A rolling boulder comes down as you reach the half-way mark.")
    elif twrstr == "Elevator" or twrstr == "elevator":
        print "You go up to the elevator, and walk onto the platform. There seems to be a random number game instead of buttons..."
        elev = raw_input("Play game, or leave?----> ")
        if elev == "Play game" or elev == "play" or elev == "game" or elev == "play game":
            print "\nYou play the random number game! A number is going to be chosen between 0 and 3. If you can guess the number, you get a ride to the top! If not... uh-oh."
            print "*ring ring ring ring*"
            print "The number has been chosen."
            rnd = randint(0, 3)
            # DEBUG
            #print rnd
            #
            chs = raw_input("What is your choice of number; 0, 1, 2, or 3?----> ")
            if int(chs) == rnd:
                print "\n*RING RING RING*"
                print "You WIN!"
                print "The Elevator ascends to the top of the tower."
                goldroom()
            else:
                print "*...........BEEP!*"
                print "You lose!"
                dead("You were poisoned by a toxic gas!")
        elif elev == "Leave" or elev == "leave":
            print "\nYou leave the elevator."
            towerstair()
    else:
        print "\nI can't understand that!"
        towerstair()

def goldroom():
    needmuch = randint(5000,100000)
    print "\nYou exit the elevator and enter a room filled with gold!"
    print "A voice in your head tells you that you should take %s amount, but it's your choice..." % needmuch
    howmuch = raw_input("How much do you take?----> ")
    if int(howmuch) == needmuch:
            print "YOU WIN!"
            webbrowser.open('http://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0')
    else:
        dead("LISTen Here BITCH")


b1dungeon()