Archive/Writing - Former Idol Cuddlecat

>In South Korea, women give chocolate to men on February 14, and men give non-chocolate candy to women on March 14 (White Day). On April 14 (Black Day), those who did not receive anything on February 14 or March go to a Chinese-Korean restaurant to eat black noodles (자장면 jajangmyeon) and lament their 'single life'.
Would you go to a noodle restaurant on April 14 to pick up all those hopeless Kumihos?

I'd love to go there and see the big, fat, cuddlecat who always teases me about being alone eating a big bowl.

How are Korean cats? Is she a failed pop-idol?

More like former Pop Idol, she was a member of a group, did well but couldn't transfer into a solo career.
After that she settled into a standard job training other idols and burying her failed dreams in food and teasing folks. .
Would love to sit next to her and order some.

Don't hum the rhythm for her hit single "Nya nya, Love Nya!" or she will get very embarrassed and order another dessert

Oh, I would, just to see that purple cat go pink as she gets another piece of pie.
She'd probably do some grumbling back while eating it too.
Maybe something about how I shouldn't be the one talking considering I'm getting black noodles too.

I wonder how she would react to me not even knowing who she is. Because I’m not into K(or J) Pop and wouldn’t recognize any of the older talent.

You should invite her back to your apartment at the sole condition that she puts on her old idol uniform.

That I would, especially if she does the old pose she used to do and pose in it!
Even if its too small for her and shows some unflattering parts of her physique!
I would unironically love to hear her sing though

She's going to hide her face and sing in the most embarrassed tone ever. You better applaud with all your might when she is done, it's not ok to play with a cat's heart like that.

Would be funny seeing her tail go straight while she's hiding her face. And you can bet I'd be clapping, possibly a bit too loud

I want an Ex-idol cat who eats sweets during the day and gets drunk at night to get over how she went from being a hot teenager superstar to being a chubby CC nobody.

>Chubby ex-idol cheshire trembling and blushing as she poses
The cutest

>Triple Gooberry Sunrise scene, but with a depressed Cheshire and anon
Nice

Just be sure to admire that cat ass and give her a shoulder to lean on while she's grumbling about how her career was fantastic but because she 'was only good in a group' she had to quit.
Also, expect some embarrassing secrets to come out about some modern singers due to her knowing them when they were idols.

>Anon tries to convince ex-idol cat that her ass is the greatest in the universe
>She mumbles about how producers only care about honey legs these days
How do you clearly convey to her that her ass is a gift from the heavens that makes her better than all these popular idols on tv?

Hey, she's got some legs, they're just sporting thick thighs.
And a good way is to give that ass a grope while she's getting a drink

I want to tease her by asking if she knows the lyrics to another group’s song, only to find out that she was either
>A)actually was part of that group but nobody remembers her since she was in the back
or
>B)she wrote the song but left the business before the studio produced it

Both of these scenarios would lead to her being so sad that she'd pour strong alcohol into a tub of ice-cream and eat it.

>A
Oh God, I'd die. I suppose the question is which if us would die harder because of the situation. Great chance for the cat to have her reversal there unless the question makes her chug her drink in depression rather than getting ticked off.

>”Y-yah know anon? I know what you’re up too.”
>”Y-yeah. Don’t play numb. Imma full bread Cheshire from Wonderfuland! I know all the little tricks people play to fall in love”
>”You’re just bullying me on purposh so I’ll go home wif yoo! Well it ain’t gonna work! I’m gonna take YOU home and there’s nuttin you can do about it! Nya-ha-ha... nuttin... nya-ha-ha.”
>She falls face first into your your chest and hugs you close.
>You both teleport into an unbelievably girly pink bedroom
>She is now on top of you with a drunken loving smile
>”You made me feel bad. Now you have to make it up to me by making me feel good!”