Bukkit: I just read online 2 weeks ago that there's going to be a huge update to 1.13. Guess how I'm going to update!
Sponge: Practice
Bukkit: No, It's in 2 weeks, there's no time for that.
Sponge: Hard work
Bukkit: Closer, you're getting warmer
Sponge: Cheating
Bukkit: No, no, cold.
Sponge: Giving up
Bukkit: How am I supposed to update by giving up?
Sponge: What I really meant was I give up guessing.
Bukkit: I'm going to add so many enums that I explode! OK, now everything is really theoretical, so I'm going to do 1 trial run and I need you to watch and tell everyone if I did it. If it works, I'm going to be exploded, so you gotta be convincing.

Later

Sponge: Oh no, Bukkit is finally dead.