Poison dickjoke

>day poison joke in Equestria
>your moth lover Caramel accidently crashed into a patch of it
>and now you have to deal with the after-effects
“Look Anon look I can make it wiggle!”
>Caramel’s vag got replaced with testies and dick
>but for poison joke reasons her dick is a human dick instead of an enormous horsecock
>you are not exactly sure to feel glad or sad about this
>and she’s been humoring herself with it ever since as the two of you wait for Zecora to brew some curing potion in her hut
>doing things like getting on her hind legs and using its hardened form to try to knock things off of tables
>flutter still in the air and make it wiggle
>move her hips and make her junk sway from side to side
>not to mention being totally hypnotized by how huge it gets when she becomes erect
>not to mention it irks you that her cock is way bigger than yours
“Anooon… it’s hard again…”
>and she’s sporting another boner now
>”that’s what you get for playing with it all the time Caramel, I told you that this would happen”
“These boners are becoming more and more distracting, how do I make it go down?”
>”Go rub one out or something”
>Caramel gets really close to you and gets all flirty
>which is distracting due to her dick pressing against you while she’s at it
“Can’t you do it?”
>”No Caramel that would be gay”
“Awww pweeease?”
>Caramel gives you her best puppy eyes and you almost give in
>”No”
“But Anooon, it won’t be gay, you’ll just be pleasing a gal sexually but instead of touching the girls pussy you just touch the girls dick”
>you sigh
>but she is right, in some sense
>besides, you want to help your lover feel good and on the matter of touching dick, you will always be above in skill than your moth lover
>mainly because you have been doing it from since you were 10 and never stopped
>”Allright, I’ll stroke it”
“No, use your mouth”
>you look Caramel like she grew a second head
>”Nigga what?”
“C’mon Anon, make a girl feel good~”
>She positions herself on the couch and lays on her back, wings tucked neatly and all
>you can’t believe you are going to do this
>but she is flashing you those bedroom eyes
>not to mention this is very kinky and you like it when things get kinky
>so you grasp her dick and move your mouth near its head
>it smells a bit like Caramels other organ, but more… well, like a cock
>fueled by the arousal of what the hell are you doing, you give it a lick
>it tastes… much more neutral than pussy
>you lick it a bit more
>its texture is peculiar, like a hard rod that’s covered by soft skin
>and the tip feels incredibly smooth
>and even more smoother as you have spread your saliva all over it
>it twitches and Caramel moans
>you start to circle the tip with your tongue, tickling it and making it twitch as Caramel purrs in pleasure
“Oh wow Anon, you are really good at this”
>you are not sure how to feel about that
>you spread some more saliva by licking the whole shaft and then place the tip into your mouth and apply some suction
>it tastes a bit more salty now
>and you start bopping your head
“O-oh, oh wow”
>Caramel sure seems to be enjoying it, her body tensing and relaxing, her dick twitching harder every now and then
>you take it as deep as you can into your mouth
>it’s a new feeling, making you feel dirty with a dick so deep in your throat while fighting against your gag reflex
>Caramels dick twitches again and presses against the top part of your throat, making you pull your head back and release the member to catch a few deeper breaths
“Don’t stop…”
>the dick is leaking precum and Caramel looks very hot and bothered, her dick now even more veiny and hard than it was when you started
>so you take it back into your mouth and start to caress the shaft with a good grip while bopping your head up and down and using your tongue while at it
>Caramel is thrown into the throws of passion as she starts to moan and move her hips, slamming the thing deeper and deeper into your mouth
>you feel it starting to twitch strongly as Caramels eyes shoot open
>you are about to pull back but then Caramel puts her hoofs on top of your head and rams her dick as deep as she can
>and then she cums
>oh god you have no choice but to swallow all of it as it pours down your throat
>dammit even her load is bigger than yours
>seriously she is cumming buckets here
>it’s even warmer than you had ever imagined
>after pumping her hot seed down your throat she lets go and you pull back
“Haah, haah, haah… Sorry honey I just couldn’t help it”
>you yourself cough a bit as sloppy trails of saliva and semen are dripping from your mouth
>you are in a bit of a shock, did you just do all that
>there is a salty taste in your mouth and your nose is assaulted with the scent of fresh cum
>your whole mouth feels a bit tingly
>your shock is broken with Caramel licking the dripping leftovers of semen from your face and then giving you a deep passionate kiss
>she then pulls back and licks her lips
“Mmmmm, I don’t taste as good as you do~”
>she starts moving her head towards your crotch
“Now let me return the favor”
>the two of you got even freakier that night, saving the curing potion for tomorrow