SnekFilly Part !

>Be anonymous
>Trapped in some weird crystal room
>Purple horse with wings and horn keeps stealing your blood
>At first you tried to fight her off, but some purple arcane bullshit stopped you right in your tracks. Literally
>You immediately tried bargaining, you tell her that you're from a different world entirely and that you'll only tell her about it if she lets you go
>"Well that quite an.... interesting offer anon, but all I really need right now is your blood, maybe you can tell me about it later"
>You tried pleading with her, begging for mercy
>"But anon, I need your blood! Your white blood cells have some fascinating qualities I want to try and replicate. Think of all the lives you could save!"
>Welp, you couldn't fight her, convince her or claim the moral high ground here
>Could I at least get some food? you're bleeding me dry here
>"Oh! uh sure Anon, sorry about all this but it's for the greater good I swear!
>Purple leaves the room for a short while, leaving you to yourself for a time
>Time to have a look around
>There's not much to look at, besides the weird crystal quality of the room you were in it was just a boring old room with a small barred window and a bench
>looking out the window gives you a nice view of a town inhabited by horses
>definitely wasn't in Kansas anymore
>purple horse returns with a plate full of sandwiches
“thanks i guess, Purple Horse creature”
>"You're welcome, and my name is actually Twilight Sparkle"
>You take a bite of the sandwich, famished because this 'twilight' took at lest 2 liters of blood when you first got here
>The fuck is in this sandwich
>Tastes like lawn clippings on rye, ugh. rye
“what the hell kinda sandwich is this?”
>"it's daisy on rye, one of my favorites"
“wait like the flower? who the hell eats flowers?”
>Twilight looks confused "well ponies tend to eat them as a primary food staple, what do your kind tend to eat?
“well we're omnivores but we don't eat flowers or hay”
>"y-y-you eat meat?"
“yep”
>"Well, um, okay. But i don't have any at the moment so, uh just um yeah"
>Sparklebutt nearly sprints out the room
>What even is your life
>You pick out the flowers from all the sandwiches, leaving mostly some lettuce, tomato and cheese sandwiches
>better than nothing
>A day passes, with the only thing happening in them is Twilight taking more of your blood. She doesn't speak during the process and ignores your attempts at conversation and zips your mouth shut when you start yelling
>Literally, fucking magic and shit
>As she leaves she places a slab of raw meat and a book on the bench by you
>Right then
>The meat is of unknown origin and the book is labeled 'beating your instincts for gyrphons'
>Damnit Sparkle


>Another day passes
>Twilgiht enters the room to take your blood again
“humans can't eat raw meat, and I really hope you didn't kill something sentient for what you gave me”
>"Oh, uhh, sorry about that. And no, he donated his body to science so I'm sure he'd been fine with it
>What
>What kind of horse was this? No, you're going to ignore that for now for the sake of sanity
“Ok then, no need for that I don't typically eat horse anyway, I'd be fine with like fish or some source of protein really”
>Twilight seems relieved to hear you say that
>"I'm glad you took that books lesson to heart"
“Yeah, sure”
>You read the book out of pure boredom, but it was mostly about why killing things was wrong and how apparently all life on this world was sentient. No more cheeseburgers for anon
>You might have cried a little
“Hey now that you're talking to me I gotta ask, what are you using my blood for?”
>"Science!"
“Uh, could you elaborate?”
>"I'd be glad to anon, but first I have a question for you, do you know how your own immune system works?"
“Well I'm no doctor, but as I understand it essentially white blood cells kill off and ingest foreign things like viruses and bacteria"
>"But how do they do that without magic?"
“Uh, magic?”
>"In ponies white blood cells use magic wards to fight of diseases here, so when a pony runs out of magic here they are extremely susceptible to disease. But your blood is entirely mundane! No magic whatsoever and it still does its job! If I can figure out a way for ponies to be able to use your blood I could save many, many ponies with automagic diseases"
“I have no magic at all?”
>"Yeah I know, it's so weird. The closest thing we have to a truly mundane species here on Equis are snakes"
>There go your dreams of being a wizard, you've been saving your virginity and everything!
>Wait what was that about snakes?
“Wait what was that about snakes? “
>"Snakes are an oddity amongst all known species of animals, they have a ridiculously small amount of mana in them and yet they prosper, we still don't know how though. Although maybe you might have a clue about that hidden inside you somewhere"
>You did not like the way this conversation has been going, and you did not want to be dissected in hopes of better understanding snakes.
"Changing topics on ya, how the hell'd I get here?"
>"No idea Anon, I just sensed a weird magic anomaly in the Everfree forest, flew over to investigate and there you were"
"But last I remember before I got transported into this room I was walking outside in a forest, but it wasn't this 'Everfree' forest of yours"
>"No clue Anon, really. I have not even the slightest guess on how you showed up here, i just saw you and your distinct lack of magic and teleported you in here"
"So how will I ever get home? I don't want to spend my whole life being a science experiment/blood donor"
>"I'm sorry anon, but I'm afraid you'll probably never see your home again"
"Wait? What? Why?
>Twilight teleports in a globe. "does any of this look familiar to you?"
>While having a faint reminiscent to earth, none of the landmasses look anything like your own planet
"No"
>"Well then you are either A. From a totally different time. B. From a different planet in a different solar system and/or galaxy or C. both"
"And?"
>"I can't do anything to get you home anon, I'm sorry"
>Well fuck, you didn't have much of a life on earth, but it was mine dammit. But what could I do? You had no knowledge of how you got here and no way home
"Okay, let's say I never get to go home. Then what?
>"What do you mean exactly Anon?"
"Well I'm not gonna spend my life in this room"
>"I might be able to actually help you there anon"
>Well this won't be good, not the way Spergle just said that
"What's your idea?"
>"Well, even with your mundane nature, I think I have just the right transformation spell to make you more acceptable to society"
"What's wrong with me right now?
>"Well, um, don't take this personally, but you're one of the ugliest creatures I've ever met"
"Well thanks for the honesty there quadruped bibliophile"
>" I'm sorry Anon, I really am, but it's true. Most ponies would either run away form you or try to kick you out of town because they'd think your a monster"
"But what if you vouch for me? I mean you own this giant Crystal thing, surely you must be a prominent figure here in horsetown?"
>"While I might be a Princess here in 'Ponyville' I don't think they'll, just accept you into their town with open hooves. At best you'd be an outcast and at worst they'd still kick you out of town. I'm technically just the princess of friendship so nobody actually has to do as I say as law.
"Wait seriously? Also, princess of 'Friendship'?"
>"It's a long story, but I truly believe you would integrate better in Equestria as a pony"
"How about no?"
>"I'm sorry anon, but at this point you don't really have a choice. Now, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way"
"You decided before you even came into this room didn't you?"
>"Guilty as charged I'm afraid"
>Well if you were going to be stuck being transformed, might as well be into something cool"
"Well can I at least get some wings? Flying sounds like it'd be pretty cool. And I'd rather not be one of the ponies that can't do anything cool"
>"Hey! earth ponies have talents too! They have a connection with the earth and increased strength and endurance"
"So they're farmers. lame"
>Twilight looks at you angrily, you are going to regret saying that. She starts walking out of the room
"Wait I'm sorry but could i at least get a ho-"
>SLAM
>She didn't need to be so dramatic about it
>Twilight forgot to give you food
>You were probably going to be an earth pony
>There was nothing to do
>There was nothing you could do about any of it
"Well shit, although last night as human..."
>cries
>JK you fap furiously like your dicks gonna fall off until you pass out
>Cut to next day
>Twilight takes even more of your blood
>"Well it's my last chance to get pure sample, I'm sure your blood will keep MOST of it's unusual qualities but I can't be sure"
>Whatever
>After making you almost pass out from blood loss,again bitch didn't even give you a sugar cookie she walks you out of your room out into the hallway
>After trying and failing to escape, about 4 times Twilight opts to float you along side her
>"You just had to be difficult didn't you?"
"Hey lady I had to at least try"
>"Sigh"
>After about 5 more minutes of being floated down a long crystal hallway she reaches a door and enters, bringing you with her
>The room seems more like a science lab than what you'd imagine mages room to look like, sciency looking equipment are scattered everywhere and there are shelves with academic looking books lining 2 of the walls
>There is also a giant laminated place-mat on the ground with symbols written in blood
"Okay I guess the blood runes are to be expected at this point? Is that my blood? On a giant place-mat no less?"
>"Actually it's snake blood, and for the record blood is really hard to clean off of crystal floors"
"Snake blood though? Seriously"
>"Well snakes have near mundanity, similar to humans, I had to spend about 2 days charging up this spell due to its properties, snake blood is NOT an ideal casting medium"
"Well why use snake blood if it's so inefficient?"
>”Well, these runes had to be written in something one living, so blood made sense. I couldn't just use pony blood because, and trust me on this., pony blood does NOT llke human blood"
"Than why would snake blood work?"
>"Well because while human blood essentially nonreactive to magic snake blood is at least semi-conductive"
"Twilight this doesn't make any goddamn sense and you know it"
>"Have you spent your entire life dedicated to all the fields of known magic while going to the best school of magic in existence while under the tutelage to the strongest magic user in known history?"
"Touche Sparkles"
"And I'm flattered that you'd drain a snake for me"
>"Heh, no actually it was Fluttershy who obtained the blood for me, I could never stand the sight of snakes personally, I mean seriously[spoiler]>no hooves[/spoiler]
"Fluttershy? Naming conventions are so weird here"
>"Your name is Anon Y Mous"
"Your point?"
>"Ugh, anyway the spells all set just place your hooves in the two ovals near the center
"Feet"
>"Not for much longer anon, might as well get used to it"
>You stepped where you were told to, but something was off
"I'm not in the center of the circle"
>"Oh no, really? Sparkle sarcastically retorts.
>"I know what I'm doing Anon, the circle is drawn correctly.
"But I'm supposed to be in the center, that's how it always works"
>"Your world doesn't even have Magic! how could you possibly know haw runic circles work?
"Well I don't really, but are you sure?"
>"Yes Anon"
"Are you certain?"
>"I WROTE AND CREATED THE ENTIRETY OF THIS RUNE CIRCLE I KNOW WHERE THE SUBJECT IS SUPPOSED TO STAND"
"But are you POSITIVE?"
>"YES I"M POS- you know what screw it I'm activating the spell now
"Uh hey wait I think we could work something else out"
>"Too late now Anon! Enjoy being an earth pony filly!
>Did Spergle say earth pony?
>Shit she did, you knew you shouldn't have called earth pones lame
>Wait
>FILLY?
>Doesn't that mean a young female pony?
>Shit
>You try to scream at twilight, but you can't move,
>"Just....A little... More.." Sparkle is panting from exertion
>She passes out
>This does not end the spell, and you can feel yourself... changing
>It hurts, to say the least
>Your extremities are turning into soup, with the nerve endings still functioning and you feel your spine stretching
>You finally lose all feeling in your arms and legs, but your spine still feels like its stretching
>You feel your face contort, but it thankfully doesn't seem to hurt
>Something is wrong
>You still can't feel your limbs and your spine keeps stretching
>At some point you pass out

>You wake up face down , still numb but you think you can move now
"The fuck you do to me Sparkle!"
>Oh God was that your voice?
> It sounds higher, much higher
>You try to get up, but your limbs still aren't responding
>You try to look up at least
>Sparkle is still out like a light
>Well your neck seems to work, but as you keep' leaning back' your POV gets higher untill you're about 2 feet off the ground
"Again, What Did You Do To Me Sparkle?"
>That seems to have caused her to stir
>"Uegh.... did it work?"
"You tell me Sprinkles"
>"Ha, sounds like it did, well now that THAT"S over we ca-"
>Spergle finally gets a look at you
>She freezes, horrified
>"S-S-S-SNAKEEEE!
>"GETOUT GETOUT GET OUT!"
>Magic exhaustion forgotten she Picks you and the giant place-mat you were on up with her magic roughly, so this is how you die
"Sparkle its me! Anon!"
>But she didn't listen
>She opens a window and launches you and the place-mat out the window with force
>She must have thrown REALLY hard, because you hang enough air time to contemplate your new form
"Why'd she call me a snake? what the hell?"
>you try to rub you face with your new hooves, but you still can't feel anything but your torso and what feels like a tail maybe?
>You look down to see whats wrong with your limbs
>Oh that's the problem, they're not there, just a scaly little torso
>Wat
>You keep looking down, flipping yourself over in the air as you do
>Seriously how hard did she through you?
>Your torso is long, Really long, and with no limbs whatsoever, you would've accepted hooves gladly at this point
>OH SHIT YOU ARE A SNAKE
"OH SHIT I'M A SNAKE!"
>THUD