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Eng The American Meme (2018)

Dec 9th, 2018
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  3. <i>My real life isn't that interesting,</i>
  4.  
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  7. <i>that would warrant people
  8. to really want to follow me,</i>
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  12. so I have to put on
  13. an exaggerated... truth.
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  17. <i>I feel like we're living
  18. a </i>South Park<i> episode,</i>
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  22. <i>but it's kind of funny to watch.</i>
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  26. Watch out for bears.
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  30. Stop!
  31. What the fuck are you doing?
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  35. Let the music take over. Here we go.
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  39. <i>I want the homeless people of New York</i>
  40.  
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  43. to have the opportunity
  44. to have sick bodies.
  45.  
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  48. <i>I just got a lot of scratches,
  49. a lot of bruises.</i>
  50.  
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  53. My nose was fractured because
  54. somebody opened the door on my face.
  55.  
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  58. <i>God called me and said,</i>
  59.  
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  62. "Khaled, embrace your blessings
  63. with this technology."
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  67. <i>Every fan out there,
  68. I feel like we know each other</i>
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  72. <i>for real, and that's like,</i>
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  75. 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,068
  76. what you call love.
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  80. I have millions of fans coming
  81. while I'm eating,
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  85. and I try to embrace them
  86. even when I'm eating lunch.
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  90. Bless up. Egg whites,
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  94. turkey sausage, lil' wheat toast,
  95. of course water.
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  99. Give thanks to the most high.
  100.  
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  103. <i>Everyone's hashtag blessed,</i>
  104.  
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  107. <i>hashtag grateful.</i>
  108.  
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  111. <i>I like to think in some ways,</i>
  112.  
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  115. <i>that I'm living some sort of, like,
  116. weird perverted dream.</i>
  117.  
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  120. <i>It's like being introduced to a new drug.</i>
  121.  
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  123. 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:37,293
  124. <i>This drug's awesome,
  125. but it's only been around for a year.</i>
  126.  
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  129. <i>We don't know what the side effects
  130. are going to be 20 years from now.</i>
  131.  
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  134. <i>I'd like to live in a glass cube
  135. suspended from a crane.</i>
  136.  
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  139. <i>I'm just down for 24-hour complete access.</i>
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  143. I believe in natural selection.
  144. Nature weeds out the weak.
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  148. <i>My job is to make you
  149. fall in love with me.</i>
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  153. Please welcome DJ Khaled!
  154.  
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  157. <i>You go to a school
  158. and you ask a bunch of kids, like,</i>
  159.  
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  162. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?"
  163. They say, "Famous."
  164.  
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  166. 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:05,666
  167. <i>Like it's a job.</i>
  168.  
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  171. Picture time!
  172.  
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  175. <i>Everyone's a bunch of clones.</i>
  176.  
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  179. <i>They have the same lips,
  180. the same makeup.</i>
  181.  
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  184. I'm like, "Do you really want to be
  185.  
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  188. <i>posting a picture of you
  189. with your boobs out?"</i>
  190.  
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  193. But it's like,
  194. "Everyone else is doing it!"
  195.  
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  198. <i>That's how lonely we are,</i>
  199.  
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  202. that we're going on here
  203. and seeking validation
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  207. <i>from strangers to love us.</i>
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  211. There's this whole thing,
  212. this attention accusation,
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  216. <i>that we're just doing it for attention.</i>
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  220. <i>And my argument is,
  221. "What's wrong with attention?"</i>
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  225. <i>We have kids
  226. eating laundry detergent,</i>
  227.  
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  230. <i>so I guess we've evolved.</i>
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  234. Oh, my God!
  235.  
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  238. When is enough enough?
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  242. <i>I don't want to watch kids
  243. lighting themselves on fire.</i>
  244.  
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  247. That's just... It's crazy.
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  251. Another day at the office.
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  255. <i>What if you woke up tomorrow
  256. and you were a nobody?</i>
  257.  
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  260. <i>You had no followers,
  261. you had none of that.</i>
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  265. Can you go back to being yourself?
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  269. <i>When I get up in the morning,
  270. I'll first look on Instagram,</i>
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  274. <i>and then Facebook, Twitter,</i>
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  278. <i>Pinterest, Tumblr, WeChat.</i>
  279.  
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  282. <i>I have over 50 million followers
  283. on all my social media platforms.</i>
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  287. <i>Good morning! Buddies!</i>
  288.  
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  291. <i>I love you.</i>
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  295. <i>I need you, I need you,
  296. I need you right now.</i>
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  300. <i>Hi, Paris. I'm Menuet from Italy.</i>
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  304. Love you, Paris,
  305. all the way from Australia!
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  309. So many kisses from Spain.
  310.  
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  313. <i>You are the best pet mom ever.</i>
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  317. You have like 30 pets.
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  321. <i>You once bought steak for a street dog?</i>
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  325. You are my kind of girl.
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  329. <i>My fans call themselves
  330. the Little Hiltons.</i>
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  334. <i>There are kids from all around the world</i>
  335.  
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  337. 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,710
  338. <i>and they all are connected
  339. as this family.</i>
  340.  
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  343. <i>And all call me mom.</i>
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  347. <i>"Mom" means you are everything to them.</i>
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  351. Good morning, princess.
  352.  
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  355. Time to get ready!
  356. We have a huge today coming up for us!
  357.  
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  360. You tagged me on your Instagram,
  361. which is, like, the best thing ever.
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  365. It changed my life as in, like,
  366. everybody else said, the confidence?
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  370. I didn't have it before,
  371. but because of you...
  372.  
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  375. <i>I love my fans
  376. just as much as they love me.</i>
  377.  
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  380. I feel closer with them
  381. than I do most people that I know.
  382.  
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  384. 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:25,241
  385. It's...
  386.  
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  388. 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,286
  389. It's... They're really like my family.
  390.  
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  393. <i>My parents think I'm crazy.</i>
  394.  
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  396. 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,417
  397. <i>They're always like,
  398. "Why do you let them so into your life?</i>
  399.  
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  401. 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,753
  402. <i>I can't believe you give them
  403. your phone number.</i>
  404.  
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  406. 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,839
  407. You're letting them stay at your house.
  408.  
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  410. 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:40,507
  411. Like what's wrong with you?"
  412.  
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  414. 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,552
  415. <i>I'm constantly traveling.</i>
  416.  
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  418. 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:47,055
  419. 250 days a year, I'm on a plane
  420. in a different country.
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  424. So it gets really lonely sometimes.
  425.  
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  427. 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:54,604
  428. <i>I've been through so much
  429. in life, and...</i>
  430.  
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  432. 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:56,857
  433. I don't really trust people.
  434.  
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  436. 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,863
  437. <i>I've just grown accustomed
  438. to being fucked over.</i>
  439.  
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  442. <i>With my fans,
  443. I don't feel like that at all.</i>
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  447. There's not a day that goes by
  448. that I'm not either texting, FaceTiming,
  449.  
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  452. or emailing with my Little Hiltons.
  453.  
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  455. 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:18,253
  456. <i>I can truly be myself around them.</i>
  457.  
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  459. 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:20,213
  460. <i>I know that they're not judging me.</i>
  461.  
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  463. 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:25,302
  464. <i>They're not trying to use me.
  465. They just genuinely love me.</i>
  466.  
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  469. <i>A lot of these kids come from either</i>
  470.  
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  473. <i>broken families
  474. or just really strict parents.</i>
  475.  
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  478. <i>They just pour their heart out
  479. about their problems.</i>
  480.  
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  483. <i>They say that watching me
  484. go through so much</i>
  485.  
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  487. 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,861
  488. <i>really helped them be even stronger.</i>
  489.  
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  491. 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:47,073
  492. <i>I'm always trying to be there for them
  493. and let them know</i>
  494.  
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  497. it's okay to be them.
  498. It's amazing to watch my fans...
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  501. 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:52,703
  502. grow up.
  503.  
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  506. It's... Because I've known them
  507. since they were little.
  508.  
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  510. 00:06:57,876 --> 00:07:00,670
  511. <i>Paris has influenced me
  512. since I was about 14 years old</i>
  513.  
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  515. 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:04,049
  516. and I was really shy,
  517. I was really fat when I was at school.
  518.  
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  520. 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,760
  521. <i>And following her has given me
  522. so much confidence.</i>
  523.  
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  525. 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:10,430
  526. <i>Like I'm really proud to call her my idol
  527. because it feels like she's a saint.</i>
  528.  
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  531. <i>Why would anyone not love her?
  532. She's perfect.</i>
  533.  
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  535. 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:24,027
  536. A lot of the little Hiltons
  537. were comparing me to Jesus.
  538.  
  539. 120
  540. 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:27,072
  541. <i>It's a huge compliment</i>
  542.  
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  544. 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,574
  545. <i>that just makes me feel really special.</i>
  546.  
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  549. Hey, bitches. I'm Paris.
  550. Welcome to my house.
  551.  
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  553. 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,287
  554. Come in.
  555.  
  556. 124
  557. 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:39,250
  558. All this shit was really expensive.
  559.  
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  561. 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:43,338
  562. Oh, my God, c'mere, c'mere.
  563. This is my maid, Consuela.
  564.  
  565. 126
  566. 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:46,299
  567. - It's Jennifer.
  568. <i>- </i>Whatever. Get out of here.
  569.  
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  572. These are all my servants.
  573. Hey, bitches! Love you!
  574.  
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  576. 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,973
  577. This is my car. Freakin' money.
  578.  
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  580. 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:54,724
  581. That's hot. That's hot.
  582.  
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  584. 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,017
  585. That's actually hot.
  586.  
  587. 131
  588. 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:08,738
  589. This is my closet,
  590. where I keep most of my costumes.
  591.  
  592. 132
  593. 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:12,867
  594. This is my beekeeper, one of my characters
  595. that I first did on Vine.
  596.  
  597. 133
  598. 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:15,161
  599. He's a beekeeper, but not really.
  600. He's just an alcoholic
  601.  
  602. 134
  603. 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:16,246
  604. and doesn't have a job.
  605.  
  606. 135
  607. 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,969
  608. <i>What did the beekeeper say to the hooker?</i>
  609.  
  610. 136
  611. 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,625
  612. There better not "bee"
  613. any chlamydia up in there.
  614.  
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  616. 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:21,918
  617. Or like Natalie Nature.
  618.  
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  621. She was basically, like,
  622. all the people in Los Angeles
  623.  
  624. 139
  625. 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:27,924
  626. who are, um, vegan and organic.
  627.  
  628. 140
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  630. Welcome to the dog park!
  631. I love it!
  632.  
  633. 141
  634. 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,594
  635. Look at this dog. I love it.
  636.  
  637. 142
  638. 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,722
  639. Oh, organic! I love it!
  640.  
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  642. 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:37,017
  643. This is my backpack. This is her chain.
  644.  
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  646. 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,937
  647. Ghetto Dora the Explorer starter pack.
  648.  
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  650. 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,982
  651. Yo, what up? I'm Dora
  652. and you hoes are watchin' Nick Junior.
  653.  
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  656. You can't say that!
  657.  
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  660. Bitch, I say what the... I want!
  661.  
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  664. I would literally go to bed at night,
  665. pass out and I'm like...
  666.  
  667. 149
  668. 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,781
  669. <i>And I would get up and
  670. I would make so many videos,</i>
  671.  
  672. 150
  673. 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,909
  674. <i>just create Vines, Snaps, Instagrams,
  675. just like pump out content.</i>
  676.  
  677. 151
  678. 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,745
  679. <i>I had all this creative energy pent up.</i>
  680.  
  681. 152
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  683. I just wanted to just fuckin' throw it up,
  684.  
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  687. and that's what I did.
  688. I threw it up on the world.
  689.  
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  692. I was just like... This is my soul!
  693.  
  694. 155
  695. 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,504
  696. I'm here with my best friend,
  697. Britney Spears!
  698.  
  699. 156
  700. 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:08,631
  701. - Brittany Furlan.
  702. - Go to hell.
  703.  
  704. 157
  705. 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,216
  706. This is a woman named Brittany,
  707.  
  708. 158
  709. 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,844
  710. singing the song "Gucci Gucci"
  711. while getting ready to go out.
  712.  
  713. 159
  714. 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:18,975
  715. Well, she taped herself doing this.
  716.  
  717. 160
  718. 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,394
  719. Why? I'm not sure, but I'm glad she did.
  720.  
  721. 161
  722. 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,564
  723. Please join me in welcoming
  724. Brittany Furlan!
  725.  
  726. 162
  727. 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,068
  728. Brittany Furlan!
  729.  
  730. 163
  731. 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,029
  732. So, you're like a big deal.
  733.  
  734. 164
  735. 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,312
  736. - No, I'm not.
  737. - Yeah, you are.
  738.  
  739. 165
  740. 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:33,198
  741. - No.
  742. - Yeah, you are.
  743.  
  744. 166
  745. 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,281
  746. Okay.
  747.  
  748. 167
  749. 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:42,832
  750. <i>When you do well,</i>
  751.  
  752. 168
  753. 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,376
  754. <i>and a crowd cheers for you
  755. and, like, loves you,</i>
  756.  
  757. 169
  758. 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,587
  759. <i>oh, it's just the best feeling
  760. in the entire world.</i>
  761.  
  762. 170
  763. 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,548
  764. <i>And it also would feel bad,
  765. sometimes you put up a video</i>
  766.  
  767. 171
  768. 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:53,468
  769. <i>and it would just get, like, two likes
  770. and you're like, "Oh my God!"</i>
  771.  
  772. 172
  773. 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:57,244
  774. <i>It's a lot of pressure,
  775. and I don't like letting people down.</i>
  776.  
  777. 173
  778. 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,350
  779. <i>And if they didn't love it,
  780. then I didn't do my job.</i>
  781.  
  782. 174
  783. 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:09,109
  784. It's the signature Beyoncé photo.
  785.  
  786. 175
  787. 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,670
  788. And I was like, "Oh, my God,
  789. how funny would it be if I do this
  790.  
  791. 176
  792. 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:14,572
  793. and I'm just, like, sticking
  794. my stomach out and I have a burrito."
  795.  
  796. 177
  797. 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,200
  798. Really push that belly out.
  799.  
  800. 178
  801. 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,787
  802. And this has to come back
  803. a little more.
  804.  
  805. 179
  806. 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:26,000
  807. Have your left foot
  808. be more straight back.
  809.  
  810. 180
  811. 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,335
  812. There you go.
  813.  
  814. 181
  815. 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:32,202
  816. And look at the burrito
  817. like you're gonna make love to it.
  818.  
  819. 182
  820. 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:35,802
  821. I'm a 30-year-old woman
  822. and this is what I'm doing. Pray for me.
  823.  
  824. 183
  825. 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:38,221
  826. And then, there's like a little thing
  827. on your leg there,
  828.  
  829. 184
  830. 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,514
  831. - get that off.
  832. - Oh, fuck!
  833.  
  834. 185
  835. 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:42,892
  836. Put your hand back a little bit
  837. so I can see more of your belly.
  838.  
  839. 186
  840. 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:46,312
  841. Maybe keep your hand straight
  842. and not so much bent like this.
  843.  
  844. 187
  845. 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:47,396
  846. There you go.
  847.  
  848. 188
  849. 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,650
  850. - You think we got it? Let me see.
  851. - Yeah.
  852.  
  853. 189
  854. 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,863
  855. Okay, so let's line me up.
  856.  
  857. 190
  858. 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,907
  859. This is the kind of things we do
  860. for social media.
  861.  
  862. 191
  863. 00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,534
  864. - Done?
  865. - Save image.
  866.  
  867. 192
  868. 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,870
  869. - Is there a burrito emoji?
  870. - There's probably a taco.
  871.  
  872. 193
  873. 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,037
  874. Oh, here's a burrito!
  875.  
  876. 194
  877. 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:06,291
  878. Done. Okay, I'm gonna post it.
  879.  
  880. 195
  881. 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:08,727
  882. <i>How many likes did you get?</i>
  883.  
  884. 196
  885. 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,045
  886. Two thousand in five minutes.
  887.  
  888. 197
  889. 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,464
  890. I heard The Fat Jewish did something.
  891.  
  892. 198
  893. 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,968
  894. Oh, my God, he's gonna dominate me.
  895. Are you kidding me?
  896.  
  897. 199
  898. 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:21,139
  899. Fuckin' 260,000 likes.
  900. I'll never be that popular.
  901.  
  902. 200
  903. 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,810
  904. <i>And welcome to C-Span's live coverage</i>
  905.  
  906. 201
  907. 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:29,522
  908. <i>of the 102nd Annual White House
  909. Correspondents' Dinner.</i>
  910.  
  911. 202
  912. 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:35,278
  913. <i>And this fellow
  914. I believe here is The Fat Jewish,</i>
  915.  
  916. 203
  917. 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:39,199
  918. <i>who is an Instagram sensation.</i>
  919.  
  920. 204
  921. 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,534
  922. <i>And I don't know how
  923. he gets his braid to do that.</i>
  924.  
  925. 205
  926. 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,369
  927. <i>That's pretty impressive.</i>
  928.  
  929. 206
  930. 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,206
  931. <i>What's up? My name is Josh.</i>
  932.  
  933. 207
  934. 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:49,500
  935. People call me The Fat Jew,
  936. or The Fat Jewish.
  937.  
  938. 208
  939. 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,127
  940. Or Jewther Vandross.
  941.  
  942. 209
  943. 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,629
  944. Or Jew Diamond Phillips.
  945.  
  946. 210
  947. 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,838
  948. Fatre Jewing.
  949.  
  950. 211
  951. 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,465
  952. Jewlysses S. Grant.
  953.  
  954. 212
  955. 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,426
  956. The FatJew of Liberty.
  957. Jewsan Sarandon.
  958.  
  959. 213
  960. 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:02,138
  961. <i>People who do what I do,
  962. which is basically cultural commentary.</i>
  963.  
  964. 214
  965. 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,182
  966. <i>Like, see something, talk about it.</i>
  967.  
  968. 215
  969. 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,726
  970. <i>Like, it's a new kind of art form.</i>
  971.  
  972. 216
  973. 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:11,356
  974. <i>Everywhere I go, I want people to be like,
  975. "What the fuck?"</i>
  976.  
  977. 217
  978. 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,399
  979. If it makes sense,
  980. I don't want to be there.
  981.  
  982. 218
  983. 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,361
  984. <i>No one on the internet can be normal.</i>
  985.  
  986. 219
  987. 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,363
  988. <i>Everyone on social media
  989. is so extreme, right?</i>
  990.  
  991. 220
  992. 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,966
  993. <i>And the more extreme
  994. it gets both ways,</i>
  995.  
  996. 221
  997. 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:22,283
  998. <i>the bigger you know you're getting,
  999. the more traction.</i>
  1000.  
  1001. 222
  1002. 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,286
  1003. <i>Arianna Huffington invited me</i>
  1004.  
  1005. 223
  1006. 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,997
  1007. <i>to the White House Correspondents' Dinner.</i>
  1008.  
  1009. 224
  1010. 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,833
  1011. <i>And then I was at a table with DJ Khaled.</i>
  1012.  
  1013. 225
  1014. 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,169
  1015. <i>I thought it was gonna be
  1016. more politicians and stuff,</i>
  1017.  
  1018. 226
  1019. 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,380
  1020. <i>but it's all just celebrities,
  1021. all hanging out.</i>
  1022.  
  1023. 227
  1024. 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,798
  1025. <i>So fucking weird.</i>
  1026.  
  1027. 228
  1028. 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,716
  1029. And it's like bad Bar Mitzvah food.
  1030.  
  1031. 229
  1032. 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,719
  1033. <i>So I took this picture with Obama,</i>
  1034.  
  1035. 230
  1036. 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,472
  1037. <i>'cause I had, like,
  1038. the big hair dildo erection,</i>
  1039.  
  1040. 231
  1041. 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,933
  1042. <i>and I was like,
  1043. "Yo, when you get out of office,</i>
  1044.  
  1045. 232
  1046. 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,851
  1047. <i>you should grow a hairection."</i>
  1048.  
  1049. 233
  1050. 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,687
  1051. And he was like...
  1052.  
  1053. 234
  1054. 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,273
  1055. <i>Like, "Michelle, should I grow this?
  1056. This is great."</i>
  1057.  
  1058. 235
  1059. 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,483
  1060. I think he genuinely thought it was funny,
  1061.  
  1062. 236
  1063. 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:59,028
  1064. 'cause he was just like,
  1065. "Who is this giant mongoloid idiot?"
  1066.  
  1067. 237
  1068. 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,289
  1069. What up?
  1070.  
  1071. 238
  1072. 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:13,876
  1073. Yes! This is a motherfuckin'
  1074. puppy mansion.
  1075.  
  1076. 239
  1077. 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:14,960
  1078. It has AC?
  1079.  
  1080. 240
  1081. 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,713
  1082. I wanna sleep in here.
  1083.  
  1084. 241
  1085. 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,257
  1086. Great place!
  1087.  
  1088. 242
  1089. 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,510
  1090. You I know!
  1091.  
  1092. 243
  1093. 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,139
  1094. You I've seen on the internet.
  1095.  
  1096. 244
  1097. 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:27,681
  1098. Fuck yeah!
  1099.  
  1100. 245
  1101. 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:31,269
  1102. These dogs, most of these dogs
  1103. are more famous than me.
  1104.  
  1105. 246
  1106. 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,816
  1107. Hey!
  1108.  
  1109. 247
  1110. 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:42,447
  1111. Wow. I mean, this is like,
  1112. these are individualized photos.
  1113.  
  1114. 248
  1115. 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:45,158
  1116. This is one of the most incredible things
  1117. I've ever seen.
  1118.  
  1119. 249
  1120. 00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,243
  1121. This is...
  1122.  
  1123. 250
  1124. 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,620
  1125. this is fucking gorgeous.
  1126.  
  1127. 251
  1128. 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:53,207
  1129. It's literally Paris at the last supper
  1130.  
  1131. 252
  1132. 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,376
  1133. with only important people.
  1134.  
  1135. 253
  1136. 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,963
  1137. <i>Paris is a straight-up fucking icon.</i>
  1138.  
  1139. 254
  1140. 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,049
  1141. <i>She set the precedent for everyone</i>
  1142.  
  1143. 255
  1144. 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,968
  1145. <i>who exists in this internet
  1146. likes-driven world.</i>
  1147.  
  1148. 256
  1149. 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,429
  1150. <i>The modern-day ideas of celebrity,</i>
  1151.  
  1152. 257
  1153. 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,473
  1154. <i>of brands, of marketing,</i>
  1155.  
  1156. 258
  1157. 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:13,227
  1158. the way that we think about influence...
  1159. this was all invented by Paris Hilton.
  1160.  
  1161. 259
  1162. 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:17,857
  1163. <i>My entire model for what I do
  1164. is what Paris does.</i>
  1165.  
  1166. 260
  1167. 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:23,279
  1168. <i>But until I have a puppy mansion,
  1169. and a painting of myself at a last supper,</i>
  1170.  
  1171. 261
  1172. 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,239
  1173. <i>I haven't gotten where I need to be.</i>
  1174.  
  1175. 262
  1176. 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,326
  1177. <i>I would hope to get insanely rich.</i>
  1178.  
  1179. 263
  1180. 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,202
  1181. <i>I wanna have really traditional stuff
  1182. happen to me,</i>
  1183.  
  1184. 264
  1185. 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,331
  1186. like someone I'm close with
  1187. scams me out of money.
  1188.  
  1189. 265
  1190. 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,501
  1191. I wanna develop a serious drug problem.
  1192. End up at Passages.
  1193.  
  1194. 266
  1195. 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,837
  1196. Go through, like, a real turmoil.
  1197. You know what I mean?
  1198.  
  1199. 267
  1200. 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,714
  1201. Like have shit get really crazy,
  1202.  
  1203. 268
  1204. 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,217
  1205. like, you know, like, hit a paparazzi.
  1206.  
  1207. 269
  1208. 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,762
  1209. You know what I mean? Like really classic
  1210. spiral shit on my way to the top.
  1211.  
  1212. 270
  1213. 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,764
  1214. <i>I wanna get, like, genuinely famous,</i>
  1215.  
  1216. 271
  1217. 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,308
  1218. where, like, I get off a plane in,
  1219. like, Serbia
  1220.  
  1221. 272
  1222. 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,352
  1223. and, like, a woman is, like, crying.
  1224. You know?
  1225.  
  1226. 273
  1227. 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:56,312
  1228. Or, like, a man pukes
  1229. 'cause he's so excited.
  1230.  
  1231. 274
  1232. 00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,440
  1233. <i>That would be super tight.</i>
  1234.  
  1235. 275
  1236. 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,026
  1237. Thank you.
  1238.  
  1239. 276
  1240. 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,751
  1241. <i>All right. Check it out, guys.</i>
  1242.  
  1243. 277
  1244. 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,003
  1245. <i>This weekend I'm going
  1246. back out on the road.</i>
  1247.  
  1248. 278
  1249. 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:24,674
  1250. <i>Thursday, February 9th,
  1251. I'm at the Lost and Found in Toronto.</i>
  1252.  
  1253. 279
  1254. 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:28,344
  1255. <i>Friday, February 10th,
  1256. I'm at Music nightclub in Calgary,</i>
  1257.  
  1258. 280
  1259. 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:33,266
  1260. <i>and Saturday, February 11th,
  1261. I'm at Holy Cow in San Francisco.</i>
  1262.  
  1263. 281
  1264. 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,017
  1265. Uh, God.
  1266.  
  1267. 282
  1268. 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,603
  1269. This is known as a breathalyzer.
  1270.  
  1271. 283
  1272. 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:40,982
  1273. It is possibly the most dangerous thing
  1274. I've ever brought out.
  1275.  
  1276. 284
  1277. 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:45,236
  1278. You're literally just trying to beat
  1279. each other's score until one of you dies.
  1280.  
  1281. 285
  1282. 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,368
  1283. <i>A famous photographer named Kirill</i>
  1284.  
  1285. 286
  1286. 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,163
  1287. <i>was hired to come here
  1288. and do what he does best:</i>
  1289.  
  1290. 287
  1291. 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,956
  1292. take some pictures
  1293. and create some hype.
  1294.  
  1295. 288
  1296. 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,674
  1297. <i>When people come
  1298. into a club where I'm at,</i>
  1299.  
  1300. 289
  1301. 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,803
  1302. <i>they know what
  1303. they're buying a ticket for.</i>
  1304.  
  1305. 290
  1306. 00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,849
  1307. We brought a waterproof bag for my phone.
  1308.  
  1309. 291
  1310. 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,101
  1311. <i>He makes us feel sexy.</i>
  1312.  
  1313. 292
  1314. 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,604
  1315. <i>Kirill had topless girls</i>
  1316.  
  1317. 293
  1318. 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,938
  1319. viewable from the street,
  1320.  
  1321. 294
  1322. 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,649
  1323. pouring champagne and whipped cream
  1324. all over their bare breasts.
  1325.  
  1326. 295
  1327. 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,486
  1328. This is not the clientele
  1329. we're looking for down here.
  1330.  
  1331. 296
  1332. 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:34,410
  1333. Very respectful.
  1334. He'd never force someone to do that.
  1335.  
  1336. 297
  1337. 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,371
  1338. If they felt like it was degrading
  1339. or disgusting,
  1340.  
  1341. 298
  1342. 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:41,125
  1343. I feel like they wouldn't come back.
  1344. He wouldn't be as popular as he is.
  1345.  
  1346. 299
  1347. 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,563
  1348. <i>There's no one going
  1349. to a nightclub to listen to music.</i>
  1350.  
  1351. 300
  1352. 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,173
  1353. You're going there to get drunk
  1354. and eventually get laid.
  1355.  
  1356. 301
  1357. 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,592
  1358. You wanna have a good time.
  1359. You wanna have a memory.
  1360.  
  1361. 302
  1362. 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,720
  1363. You wanna have a funny story.
  1364. People are kind of drawn to me because
  1365.  
  1366. 303
  1367. 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,515
  1368. <i>that's what I'm trying to bring
  1369. to nightlife.</i>
  1370.  
  1371. 304
  1372. 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,643
  1373. <i>A nightclub will be like,
  1374. in the same way that we book the DJ,</i>
  1375.  
  1376. 305
  1377. 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:02,188
  1378. <i>we want to book you.
  1379. And I go on my social media like,</i>
  1380.  
  1381. 306
  1382. 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,023
  1383. <i>"Guys, I'll be at... in this town."</i>
  1384.  
  1385. 307
  1386. 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,816
  1387. And all the kids from that town
  1388.  
  1389. 308
  1390. 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,753
  1391. are gonna be like,
  1392. "I guess this is where we're going."
  1393.  
  1394. 309
  1395. 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,947
  1396. <i>I get paid great money</i>
  1397.  
  1398. 310
  1399. 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,115
  1400. <i>to show the dark corners of life</i>
  1401.  
  1402. 311
  1403. 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,369
  1404. <i>that people might not always be proud of
  1405. but it's really what happens though.</i>
  1406.  
  1407. 312
  1408. 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,748
  1409. <i>The internet's full of people
  1410. that are just furious with me.</i>
  1411.  
  1412. 313
  1413. 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,293
  1414. They look at me like,
  1415. "This is demeaning.
  1416.  
  1417. 314
  1418. 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,379
  1419. This is not what
  1420. our culture should stand for."
  1421.  
  1422. 315
  1423. 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,549
  1424. <i>We're all hypocrites
  1425. afraid of our own urges.</i>
  1426.  
  1427. 316
  1428. 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:32,969
  1429. <i>So, we demonize the people
  1430. that are free to be able to do this.</i>
  1431.  
  1432. 317
  1433. 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,473
  1434. Instagram and I
  1435. have a very troubled history.
  1436.  
  1437. 318
  1438. 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,100
  1439. <i>When it first came out,</i>
  1440.  
  1441. 319
  1442. 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:42,478
  1443. <i>I was just like, "All right! My name's
  1444. gonna be kirillwashere on Instagram."</i>
  1445.  
  1446. 320
  1447. 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:46,107
  1448. <i>And I lasted three months
  1449. before they kicked me off.</i>
  1450.  
  1451. 321
  1452. 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,110
  1453. <i>I probably went through
  1454. 13 Instagram accounts,</i>
  1455.  
  1456. 322
  1457. 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:53,030
  1458. <i>like kirillionaire, kirillex,
  1459. kirillgotmepregnant.</i>
  1460.  
  1461. 323
  1462. 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:57,201
  1463. <i>Literally could not think of
  1464. any more names for myself on Instagram</i>
  1465.  
  1466. 324
  1467. 00:17:57,285 --> 00:18:01,455
  1468. and then someone's like "slutwhisperer"
  1469. and I was, "It's kinda funny."
  1470.  
  1471. 325
  1472. 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,249
  1473. <i>And I just registered it.</i>
  1474.  
  1475. 326
  1476. 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:06,586
  1477. And for some fucked-up reason,
  1478.  
  1479. 327
  1480. 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:07,920
  1481. they left me alone.
  1482.  
  1483. 328
  1484. 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,380
  1485. I know you guys, you're like,
  1486.  
  1487. 329
  1488. 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,925
  1489. "Kirill, I hope you didn't forget about us
  1490. in Chicago this Friday."
  1491.  
  1492. 330
  1493. 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,137
  1494. No, I didn't!
  1495. We're still coming to Chicago!
  1496.  
  1497. 331
  1498. 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,972
  1499. <i>They verified me. I'm like, "Oh, boy.</i>
  1500.  
  1501. 332
  1502. 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:22,435
  1503. They probably did not wanna add
  1504. that kinda approval to the shit I do."
  1505.  
  1506. 333
  1507. 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,149
  1508. <i>Whatever I wanna say or express</i>
  1509.  
  1510. 334
  1511. 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,276
  1512. <i>might not be popular opinion always</i>
  1513.  
  1514. 335
  1515. 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:34,030
  1516. <i>but it's become
  1517. more of an extension of me.</i>
  1518.  
  1519. 336
  1520. 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,158
  1521. <i>I'm gonna make the jokes
  1522. I really wanna make,</i>
  1523.  
  1524. 337
  1525. 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,826
  1526. <i>whether it's making fun of Jews,</i>
  1527.  
  1528. 338
  1529. 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,369
  1530. <i>making fun of abortion...</i>
  1531.  
  1532. 339
  1533. 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,413
  1534. <i>there are no boundaries.</i>
  1535.  
  1536. 340
  1537. 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:46,208
  1538. <i>And this is where
  1539. I really catch people off guard because</i>
  1540.  
  1541. 341
  1542. 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,772
  1543. <i>I play the lowest common denominator.</i>
  1544.  
  1545. 342
  1546. 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,046
  1547. Because that's how you reach
  1548. the most amount of people.
  1549.  
  1550. 343
  1551. 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,800
  1552. <i>We also gotta realize
  1553. how many ghost followers I have.</i>
  1554.  
  1555. 344
  1556. 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:59,305
  1557. Like, huge names come up to me
  1558. and people that are like,
  1559.  
  1560. 345
  1561. 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:02,224
  1562. "Love you, but I watch you from, like,
  1563.  
  1564. 346
  1565. 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,477
  1566. <i>someone else's account,
  1567. 'cause I can't be caught</i>
  1568.  
  1569. 347
  1570. 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:07,271
  1571. <i>following an account
  1572. named 'slutwhisperer'."</i>
  1573.  
  1574. 348
  1575. 00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,771
  1576. <i>A bunch of girls from</i>
  1577. Pretty Little Liars<i> follow me.</i>
  1578.  
  1579. 349
  1580. 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,360
  1581. I'm like, "Are you out of your mind?"
  1582.  
  1583. 350
  1584. 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,820
  1585. Like you guys are, like,
  1586. cookie-cutter American,
  1587.  
  1588. 351
  1589. 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,238
  1590. wholesome girls and, like,
  1591.  
  1592. 352
  1593. 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,574
  1594. what the fuck
  1595. are you liking my post about
  1596.  
  1597. 353
  1598. 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,785
  1599. <i>making fun of fat girls today?</i>
  1600.  
  1601. 354
  1602. 00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:25,748
  1603. I think people are attracted to the fact
  1604. that it's just fun
  1605.  
  1606. 355
  1607. 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,501
  1608. and the... Maybe that
  1609. they're not willing to do that,
  1610.  
  1611. 356
  1612. 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,920
  1613. and they're just voyeurs in this little...
  1614.  
  1615. 357
  1616. 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,713
  1617. thing I've created.
  1618.  
  1619. 358
  1620. 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:37,843
  1621. We can officially
  1622. stop referring to Emily Ratajkowski
  1623.  
  1624. 359
  1625. 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,304
  1626. <i>as the model
  1627. from the "Blurred Lines" video.</i>
  1628.  
  1629. 360
  1630. 00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,973
  1631. <i>The 22-year-old beauty
  1632. who caught everyone's attention</i>
  1633.  
  1634. 361
  1635. 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,643
  1636. <i>in Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" video
  1637. has been crowned</i>
  1638.  
  1639. 362
  1640. 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,603
  1641. <i>Esquire's Woman of the Year.</i>
  1642.  
  1643. 363
  1644. 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,689
  1645. <i>It was just a job for me.</i>
  1646.  
  1647. 364
  1648. 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,000
  1649. I just went into it thinking, like,
  1650. "Okay, great. Payday.
  1651.  
  1652. 365
  1653. 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,818
  1654. Who knows what this will be like?"
  1655.  
  1656. 366
  1657. 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,987
  1658. And then the internet just started,
  1659. like, exploding a little bit
  1660.  
  1661. 367
  1662. 00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,831
  1663. and then I guess
  1664. that's when I started to see
  1665.  
  1666. 368
  1667. 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,909
  1668. people following me
  1669. in a way that I hadn't seen before.
  1670.  
  1671. 369
  1672. 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,411
  1673. <i>It's really empowering.</i>
  1674.  
  1675. 370
  1676. 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:06,831
  1677. <i>I look back at actresses
  1678. or models 20 years ago.</i>
  1679.  
  1680. 371
  1681. 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,959
  1682. Everything that they said
  1683. was filtered through the media,
  1684.  
  1685. 372
  1686. 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,336
  1687. <i>and someone who barely knew them.</i>
  1688.  
  1689. 373
  1690. 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:16,048
  1691. <i>And now, I have a direct connection
  1692. to 15 million people.</i>
  1693.  
  1694. 374
  1695. 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:21,137
  1696. <i>The control that a woman can have
  1697. over her own image is really powerful.</i>
  1698.  
  1699. 375
  1700. 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:26,016
  1701. <i>We're able to have forums
  1702. and ways of posting what you want,</i>
  1703.  
  1704. 376
  1705. 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,185
  1706. and that's what fourth-wave feminism
  1707. is about.
  1708.  
  1709. 377
  1710. 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,187
  1711. It's about accessibility to technology.
  1712.  
  1713. 378
  1714. 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:33,566
  1715. I'm gonna introduce you to fan luv.
  1716.  
  1717. 379
  1718. 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,610
  1719. Fan luv!
  1720.  
  1721. 380
  1722. 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,070
  1723. All they gotta do is say "fan luv"
  1724.  
  1725. 381
  1726. 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:42,199
  1727. and I automatically say, "Woah!
  1728. Stop what I'm doing, that's family!"
  1729.  
  1730. 382
  1731. 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,037
  1732. <i>DJ Khaled has become
  1733. the unlikely King of Snapchat.</i>
  1734.  
  1735. 383
  1736. 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:51,834
  1737. <i>Every day, Khaled hilariously chronicles
  1738. the minutia of his life.</i>
  1739.  
  1740. 384
  1741. 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:55,755
  1742. <i>Can't really rehearse it.</i>
  1743.  
  1744. 385
  1745. 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,548
  1746. Push the button. Ten seconds.
  1747.  
  1748. 386
  1749. 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,551
  1750. Talk your talk or show something
  1751. that you want to see.
  1752.  
  1753. 387
  1754. 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:03,095
  1755. You know what I mean,
  1756. and it's just me being me.
  1757.  
  1758. 388
  1759. 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,181
  1760. In life, you have roadblocks.
  1761.  
  1762. 389
  1763. 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,183
  1764. The key is to overcome it.
  1765.  
  1766. 390
  1767. 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,768
  1768. Oh, shit!
  1769.  
  1770. 391
  1771. 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,561
  1772. Oh, man!
  1773.  
  1774. 392
  1775. 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,187
  1776. I'm stuck.
  1777.  
  1778. 393
  1779. 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,106
  1780. I am stuck for real.
  1781.  
  1782. 394
  1783. 00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:20,488
  1784. I am stuck in a tree, in the ocean.
  1785.  
  1786. 395
  1787. 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,239
  1788. Cut my leg.
  1789.  
  1790. 396
  1791. 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,408
  1792. The key is don't panic.
  1793.  
  1794. 397
  1795. 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,577
  1796. <i>He's coined countless catchphrases.</i>
  1797.  
  1798. 398
  1799. 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,704
  1800. Another one. "Just know."
  1801.  
  1802. 399
  1803. 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,414
  1804. <i>His keys to success.</i>
  1805.  
  1806. 400
  1807. 00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:32,249
  1808. Right now I'm on ABC <i>Nightline.</i>
  1809.  
  1810. 401
  1811. 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,459
  1812. Major Key!
  1813.  
  1814. 402
  1815. 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,878
  1816. It's just something natural
  1817. that comes out me.
  1818.  
  1819. 403
  1820. 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,464
  1821. You know what I'm saying,
  1822. it's just who Khaled is.
  1823.  
  1824. 404
  1825. 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:39,715
  1826. The Khaledisms.
  1827.  
  1828. 405
  1829. 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,675
  1830. <i>DJ Khaled!</i>
  1831.  
  1832. 406
  1833. 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,929
  1834. You know, you hear it in the song
  1835. "DJ Khaled!"
  1836.  
  1837. 407
  1838. 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,639
  1839. And you're like, "Who is this guy?"
  1840.  
  1841. 408
  1842. 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,725
  1843. And I think he is brilliant
  1844.  
  1845. 409
  1846. 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,937
  1847. because he saw this whole thing
  1848. with social media happening
  1849.  
  1850. 410
  1851. 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,814
  1852. before it was even happening.
  1853.  
  1854. 411
  1855. 00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:59,443
  1856. <i>He utilized his lifestyle
  1857. in a way to be like,</i>
  1858.  
  1859. 412
  1860. 00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:03,155
  1861. "I'm going to let people in on my life."
  1862. I don't even think DJ Khaled's a persona.
  1863.  
  1864. 413
  1865. 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,949
  1866. I think that that just is who he is.
  1867.  
  1868. 414
  1869. 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,327
  1870. <i>I used to work at Shoney's
  1871. as a bus boy.</i>
  1872.  
  1873. 415
  1874. 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,995
  1875. <i>I used to sell clothes
  1876. out the trunk of my car.</i>
  1877.  
  1878. 416
  1879. 00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:13,374
  1880. You're looking at 25 years of blood,
  1881. sweat, and tears. Actually more.
  1882.  
  1883. 417
  1884. 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,919
  1885. <i>I just had a vision of being one of the
  1886. biggest music moguls in the world.</i>
  1887.  
  1888. 418
  1889. 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,464
  1890. I'm like a lion in the jungle.
  1891.  
  1892. 419
  1893. 00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:24,635
  1894. Right now, as we shooting this video,
  1895. it went number one record in the country!
  1896.  
  1897. 420
  1898. 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,012
  1899. DJ Khaled! DJ Khaled!
  1900.  
  1901. 421
  1902. 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:30,391
  1903. Being gold, going platinum in a week
  1904. so get ready for a new alert!
  1905.  
  1906. 422
  1907. 00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:34,562
  1908. <i>Before I was at just one city
  1909. in a nightclub.</i>
  1910.  
  1911. 423
  1912. 00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:37,314
  1913. <i>Now I can rip a stage or arena,</i>
  1914.  
  1915. 424
  1916. 00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:39,191
  1917. or even being in my room
  1918.  
  1919. 425
  1920. 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:43,487
  1921. and you can just pick up your phone and
  1922. you can show your talents to the world.
  1923.  
  1924. 426
  1925. 00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:48,325
  1926. <i>Stand-up comedy pre-internet,
  1927. that was, like,</i>
  1928.  
  1929. 427
  1930. 00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:51,620
  1931. 11 years of
  1932. just languishing on the road.
  1933.  
  1934. 428
  1935. 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,414
  1936. <i>And then MySpace started</i>
  1937.  
  1938. 429
  1939. 00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,624
  1940. <i>and from there everybody started
  1941. booking me.</i>
  1942.  
  1943. 430
  1944. 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,252
  1945. And literally it was ripple effect
  1946. that went across the country.
  1947.  
  1948. 431
  1949. 00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:00,504
  1950. <i>I was one of the first to do it,</i>
  1951.  
  1952. 432
  1953. 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,965
  1954. <i>but now with
  1955. what people are able to do,</i>
  1956.  
  1957. 433
  1958. 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,217
  1959. I don't feel like fame is fame anymore.
  1960.  
  1961. 434
  1962. 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,553
  1963. <i>The kid from the Super Bowl,</i>
  1964.  
  1965. 435
  1966. 00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:09,471
  1967. <i>who took the selfie
  1968. with Justin Timberlake,</i>
  1969.  
  1970. 436
  1971. 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:12,766
  1972. he becomes an instant meme,
  1973. and is everywhere!
  1974.  
  1975. 437
  1976. 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,602
  1977. To me, it looked like
  1978. you were right there,
  1979.  
  1980. 438
  1981. 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:17,104
  1982. but you got yourself there.
  1983. You were a few rows back.
  1984.  
  1985. 439
  1986. 00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:19,732
  1987. Yeah, I pushed through.
  1988. I was elbowing people.
  1989.  
  1990. 440
  1991. 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,859
  1992. <i>It's like instantly,</i>
  1993.  
  1994. 441
  1995. 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,570
  1996. <i>you could be a recognizable face.</i>
  1997.  
  1998. 442
  1999. 00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:27,489
  2000. "Oh, aren't you that kid from
  2001. the Super Bowl that took the selfie?"
  2002.  
  2003. 443
  2004. 00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,159
  2005. Like, it's like, it's just so crazy
  2006. how this works.
  2007.  
  2008. 444
  2009. 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,744
  2010. <i>You're famous instantly.</i>
  2011.  
  2012. 445
  2013. 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:34,330
  2014. <i>Does that mean you're gonna be
  2015. not famous instantly?</i>
  2016.  
  2017. 446
  2018. 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,832
  2019. Your screenname could be like,
  2020. All Cats Suck.
  2021.  
  2022. 447
  2023. 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,877
  2024. <i>That's all you post
  2025. is shit about, like, ugly cats</i>
  2026.  
  2027. 448
  2028. 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,837
  2029. <i>and suddenly you've got
  2030. millions of followers.</i>
  2031.  
  2032. 449
  2033. 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,298
  2034. <i>Hey, stick 'em up!</i>
  2035.  
  2036. 450
  2037. 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,592
  2038. <i>Everyone can be famous now.</i>
  2039.  
  2040. 451
  2041. 00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:50,304
  2042. I live this Barbie life
  2043. better than Barbie.
  2044.  
  2045. 452
  2046. 00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:54,266
  2047. <i>I just visited my wife and she said
  2048. that I blew up all over Facebook.</i>
  2049.  
  2050. 453
  2051. 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:57,186
  2052. <i>Hordes of women
  2053. declaring him too sexy for jail.</i>
  2054.  
  2055. 454
  2056. 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,229
  2057. - My God.
  2058. - That's your kind of criminal.
  2059.  
  2060. 455
  2061. 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,732
  2062. <i>Everyone can have a voice
  2063. on any subject.</i>
  2064.  
  2065. 456
  2066. 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:03,943
  2067. Damn, Daniel!
  2068.  
  2069. 457
  2070. 00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:08,322
  2071. But in three days, is everyone remembering
  2072. that that person said that? I don't know.
  2073.  
  2074. 458
  2075. 00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:10,240
  2076. Cash me ousside, how 'bout dat?
  2077.  
  2078. 459
  2079. 00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:13,953
  2080. Andy Warhol talked about it best
  2081. before the internet was even a thing.
  2082.  
  2083. 460
  2084. 00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:15,621
  2085. <i>It is about 15 minutes of fame.</i>
  2086.  
  2087. 461
  2088. 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,166
  2089. <i>Ow, Charlie!</i>
  2090.  
  2091. 462
  2092. 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:20,751
  2093. <i>Ow!</i>
  2094.  
  2095. 463
  2096. 00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:30,886
  2097. Look at this.
  2098. That must've been your first birthday.
  2099.  
  2100. 464
  2101. 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,638
  2102. It was 'cause it was my 21st birthday.
  2103.  
  2104. 465
  2105. 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:35,349
  2106. - Why have I not seen these?
  2107. - Look how conservative I was.
  2108.  
  2109. 466
  2110. 00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:38,811
  2111. Do you have any of the old pictures
  2112. of me and Andy Warhol?
  2113.  
  2114. 467
  2115. 00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:42,439
  2116. I have them somewhere. I will find...
  2117. I'm just going through all this stuff.
  2118.  
  2119. 468
  2120. 00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:44,608
  2121. - Please find them. That would be so epic.
  2122. - I know.
  2123.  
  2124. 469
  2125. 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,528
  2126. You are exactly what he would have loved.
  2127.  
  2128. 470
  2129. 00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:51,281
  2130. This was the heyday of Studio 54.
  2131.  
  2132. 471
  2133. 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,576
  2134. And that's Andy
  2135. and he's naked behind this.
  2136.  
  2137. 472
  2138. 00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,065
  2139. Holding it up like that?
  2140.  
  2141. 473
  2142. 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,913
  2143. Uh-huh. And then me.
  2144.  
  2145. 474
  2146. 00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:00,624
  2147. I wanna take a picture of that
  2148. for Throwback Thursday.
  2149.  
  2150. 475
  2151. 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:02,917
  2152. Killing it.
  2153.  
  2154. 476
  2155. 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:05,587
  2156. How old were you
  2157. when you did the shoot?
  2158.  
  2159. 477
  2160. 00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:08,465
  2161. Probably 20?
  2162.  
  2163. 478
  2164. 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,054
  2165. <i>My parents were always
  2166. very strict with me.</i>
  2167.  
  2168. 479
  2169. 00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:16,515
  2170. Look at Paris.
  2171.  
  2172. 480
  2173. 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:19,768
  2174. She's getting so gorgeous and tall.
  2175.  
  2176. 481
  2177. 00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:22,688
  2178. <i>I wasn't allowed to go out.</i>
  2179.  
  2180. 482
  2181. 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,732
  2182. <i>I wasn't allowed to go on dates
  2183. or wear makeup.</i>
  2184.  
  2185. 483
  2186. 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,860
  2187. <i>I was 15 years old
  2188. when we moved to New York.</i>
  2189.  
  2190. 484
  2191. 00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:29,694
  2192. <i>My sister and I...</i>
  2193.  
  2194. 485
  2195. 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,866
  2196. <i>all a sudden we started being invited
  2197. to all these events and parties.</i>
  2198.  
  2199. 486
  2200. 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:38,787
  2201. <i>So we kind of really grew up fast,
  2202. living in New York.</i>
  2203.  
  2204. 487
  2205. 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,665
  2206. <i>I just wanted to be known as Paris,</i>
  2207.  
  2208. 488
  2209. 00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:44,501
  2210. and not be known as
  2211. the Hilton Hotel granddaughter.
  2212.  
  2213. 489
  2214. 00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:47,629
  2215. <i>So I always felt like I needed to break
  2216. away from that</i>
  2217.  
  2218. 490
  2219. 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,840
  2220. <i>and do my own thing.</i>
  2221.  
  2222. 491
  2223. 00:25:50,424 --> 00:25:54,136
  2224. <i>I met David LaChappelle,
  2225. who I was obsessed with</i>
  2226.  
  2227. 492
  2228. 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,890
  2229. <i>because I had seen all of his photos
  2230. and just what a genius he was.</i>
  2231.  
  2232. 493
  2233. 00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:00,100
  2234. <i>And he said, "What is your name?"</i>
  2235.  
  2236. 494
  2237. 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:01,477
  2238. I said, "My name is Paris."
  2239.  
  2240. 495
  2241. 00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:05,314
  2242. He's like, "You're a star.
  2243. You're gonna be my muse."
  2244.  
  2245. 496
  2246. 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,399
  2247. <i>Like Andy Warhol had Edie Sedgwick.</i>
  2248.  
  2249. 497
  2250. 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:09,443
  2251. I was very young.
  2252.  
  2253. 498
  2254. 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:13,489
  2255. I was shy. But with David,
  2256. I would have fun and dress up and play.
  2257.  
  2258. 499
  2259. 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:18,452
  2260. <i>David told me, "Paris, I have an idea.
  2261. I wanna shoot you and your sister."</i>
  2262.  
  2263. 500
  2264. 00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:20,621
  2265. <i>My sister was 15 years old,</i>
  2266.  
  2267. 501
  2268. 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,706
  2269. so we lied to my parents
  2270.  
  2271. 502
  2272. 00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:26,043
  2273. and pretended we were going
  2274. to our cousin's birthday.
  2275.  
  2276. 503
  2277. 00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,879
  2278. Uh, David and his team flew Nicky out.
  2279.  
  2280. 504
  2281. 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:30,798
  2282. We went to
  2283.  
  2284. 505
  2285. 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:32,508
  2286. this motel
  2287.  
  2288. 506
  2289. 00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:35,761
  2290. <i>on La Cienega Boulevard in LA
  2291. that's very infamous.</i>
  2292.  
  2293. 507
  2294. 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:40,390
  2295. <i>Posing in very risque outfits
  2296. with the necklaces that said "Rich."</i>
  2297.  
  2298. 508
  2299. 00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:43,393
  2300. This other picture, too. Oh, my God.
  2301.  
  2302. 509
  2303. 00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:45,771
  2304. You might have to blur this.
  2305.  
  2306. 510
  2307. 00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:49,149
  2308. <i>One of the makeup people
  2309. pulled the top down for one second.</i>
  2310.  
  2311. 511
  2312. 00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:50,234
  2313. <i>I had no clue.</i>
  2314.  
  2315. 512
  2316. 00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,861
  2317. They were pouring water in my hair
  2318. and my face.
  2319.  
  2320. 513
  2321. 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:53,987
  2322. I couldn't see.
  2323.  
  2324. 514
  2325. 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,865
  2326. <i>And then me in my grandparents' house</i>
  2327.  
  2328. 515
  2329. 00:26:56,949 --> 00:27:00,577
  2330. <i>at three or four in the morning.
  2331. I thought it was just all for fun, like,</i>
  2332.  
  2333. 516
  2334. 00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:03,080
  2335. <i>"No one's ever gonna see these pictures."</i>
  2336.  
  2337. 517
  2338. 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:06,083
  2339. And then, all of a sudden,
  2340. he called me and he said, "Oh, my God,
  2341.  
  2342. 518
  2343. 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,291
  2344. I have great news!"
  2345.  
  2346. 519
  2347. 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:11,463
  2348. I'm like, "What?"
  2349. He's like, <i>"Vanity Fair</i> loves our photos."
  2350.  
  2351. 520
  2352. 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:16,093
  2353. When I opened up the magazine
  2354. and saw that, I wanted to...
  2355.  
  2356. 521
  2357. 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,010
  2358. take him...
  2359.  
  2360. 522
  2361. 00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:20,556
  2362. and strangle him.
  2363.  
  2364. 523
  2365. 00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,476
  2366. I can't believe that they would do this.
  2367.  
  2368. 524
  2369. 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:26,854
  2370. This is not my daughter.
  2371.  
  2372. 525
  2373. 00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:28,647
  2374. I mean, that's crazy.
  2375.  
  2376. 526
  2377. 00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:31,525
  2378. This picture got me in so much trouble.
  2379.  
  2380. 527
  2381. 00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:35,320
  2382. Because of that photo shoot,
  2383. I was immediately, like,
  2384.  
  2385. 528
  2386. 00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:37,865
  2387. <i>the crazy socialite party girl.</i>
  2388.  
  2389. 529
  2390. 00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:39,950
  2391. <i>From there, it just kind of blew up.</i>
  2392.  
  2393. 530
  2394. 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,251
  2395. <i>I moved to Los Angeles</i>
  2396.  
  2397. 531
  2398. 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:53,505
  2399. <i>kind of around the birth of the
  2400. Paris Hilton blueprint for celebrity.</i>
  2401.  
  2402. 532
  2403. 00:27:54,298 --> 00:27:55,978
  2404. She wasn't an actress,
  2405. she wasn't a dancer,
  2406.  
  2407. 533
  2408. 00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:58,552
  2409. she wasn't a musician.
  2410. She was just this, kind of entity
  2411.  
  2412. 534
  2413. 00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:01,930
  2414. in Hollywood that was everywhere.
  2415.  
  2416. 535
  2417. 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,932
  2418. Paris, right here, honey.
  2419.  
  2420. 536
  2421. 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,142
  2422. Open up, open up.
  2423.  
  2424. 537
  2425. 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,227
  2426. - How ya doing, man?
  2427. - I'm good, hi.
  2428.  
  2429. 538
  2430. 00:28:07,561 --> 00:28:10,540
  2431. Came here to be an actor. Do all that
  2432. kind of stuff, kind of got sidetracked
  2433.  
  2434. 539
  2435. 00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:11,398
  2436. as a model.
  2437.  
  2438. 540
  2439. 00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:17,279
  2440. <i>That was one of the first things
  2441. that I utilized social media to book.</i>
  2442.  
  2443. 541
  2444. 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,799
  2445. It was before anyone was doing that,
  2446. so people were like,
  2447.  
  2448. 542
  2449. 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:22,010
  2450. "How the hell did you do that?"
  2451. When I told them, they didn't believe me.
  2452.  
  2453. 543
  2454. 00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:24,494
  2455. <i>I'm probably in that for... six seconds?</i>
  2456.  
  2457. 544
  2458. 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,163
  2459. Everyone knew who I was.
  2460.  
  2461. 545
  2462. 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:28,916
  2463. I was the dude in the Britney Spears video
  2464. for a decade.
  2465.  
  2466. 546
  2467. 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:33,128
  2468. You want to become
  2469. your own entity and brand?
  2470.  
  2471. 547
  2472. 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,756
  2473. Yeah, I think a lot of people
  2474. have been asking me,
  2475.  
  2476. 548
  2477. 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,439
  2478. "Are you a model?
  2479. Or are you an actress?"
  2480.  
  2481. 549
  2482. 00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:40,427
  2483. <i>When Emily Ratajkowski went viral,</i>
  2484.  
  2485. 550
  2486. 00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:43,180
  2487. <i>it was a very different time
  2488. from when I did that "Toxic" video.</i>
  2489.  
  2490. 551
  2491. 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:46,266
  2492. <i>The difference, being able to be
  2493. in the driver's seat yourself</i>
  2494.  
  2495. 552
  2496. 00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:48,227
  2497. <i>and perpetuate your own attention
  2498. that you get,</i>
  2499.  
  2500. 553
  2501. 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,437
  2502. <i>whereas for me, going back to 2004,</i>
  2503.  
  2504. 554
  2505. 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,981
  2506. <i>I had to hire a publicist, have an agent</i>
  2507.  
  2508. 555
  2509. 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:55,943
  2510. <i>in order to even get
  2511. my face and name out there.</i>
  2512.  
  2513. 556
  2514. 00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:59,071
  2515. <i>But with social media,
  2516. everyone thinks they're an influencer.</i>
  2517.  
  2518. 557
  2519. 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:02,407
  2520. <i>I started to see everyone else's
  2521. self-indulgent bullshit.</i>
  2522.  
  2523. 558
  2524. 00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:04,326
  2525. I love my butt lifter.
  2526.  
  2527. 559
  2528. 00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:08,580
  2529. I love it because it just gives me
  2530. that extra Kim K lift.
  2531.  
  2532. 560
  2533. 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:10,958
  2534. <i>And it was such a turn-off</i>
  2535.  
  2536. 561
  2537. 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:13,210
  2538. <i>that I was like,
  2539. "I don't wanna be a part of this."</i>
  2540.  
  2541. 562
  2542. 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,772
  2543. <i>It's what I do for a living, I don't wanna
  2544. take more pictures of myself.</i>
  2545.  
  2546. 563
  2547. 00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:26,181
  2548. <i>I was, like, at this complete black-out
  2549. of social media...</i>
  2550.  
  2551. 564
  2552. 00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:29,851
  2553. <i>where I didn't have anything.</i>
  2554.  
  2555. 565
  2556. 00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:31,645
  2557. <i>So, people couldn't message me.</i>
  2558.  
  2559. 566
  2560. 00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:37,276
  2561. <i>Privacy is dead.</i>
  2562.  
  2563. 567
  2564. 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,611
  2565. Photographs used to be so personal.
  2566.  
  2567. 568
  2568. 00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:43,323
  2569. <i>Now any picture you take
  2570. is intended to be shared.</i>
  2571.  
  2572. 569
  2573. 00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:44,992
  2574. <i>Any photograph that I have,</i>
  2575.  
  2576. 570
  2577. 00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:48,954
  2578. I have to be okay with the idea of it
  2579. being out for the entire world to see.
  2580.  
  2581. 571
  2582. 00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:51,164
  2583. <i>It's a lot of responsibility.</i>
  2584.  
  2585. 572
  2586. 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:54,042
  2587. A million pictures of you
  2588. are everywhere and,
  2589.  
  2590. 573
  2591. 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,846
  2592. you know, what you put out there,
  2593. if you regret it in a couple years,
  2594.  
  2595. 574
  2596. 00:29:56,878 --> 00:30:00,090
  2597. it's still gonna be out there.
  2598. But, get over it.
  2599.  
  2600. 575
  2601. 00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:02,134
  2602. You know, that's just the way
  2603. the world works now.
  2604.  
  2605. 576
  2606. 00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:08,765
  2607. This is so depressing
  2608. that this is what I have to do.
  2609.  
  2610. 577
  2611. 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,560
  2612. Contour my nose 'cause I hate it
  2613. and think it's too big
  2614.  
  2615. 578
  2616. 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,683
  2617. even though everyone's like,
  2618. "She's had a nose job!"
  2619.  
  2620. 579
  2621. 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,731
  2622. I'm like, "Bitch... Bitch, where?"
  2623.  
  2624. 580
  2625. 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,566
  2626. I want a nose job though.
  2627.  
  2628. 581
  2629. 00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:19,943
  2630. Cover up my mustache 'cause I'm...
  2631.  
  2632. 582
  2633. 00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:22,821
  2634. Italian and have one unfortunately.
  2635.  
  2636. 583
  2637. 00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:26,241
  2638. Everyone has little secrets
  2639. that no one knows about.
  2640.  
  2641. 584
  2642. 00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:31,246
  2643. Whoever you grow up with
  2644.  
  2645. 585
  2646. 00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:34,041
  2647. really has such an influence
  2648. on the way you do your makeup
  2649.  
  2650. 586
  2651. 00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:37,711
  2652. because my mom always had makeup on.
  2653.  
  2654. 587
  2655. 00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:40,547
  2656. Always. She didn't...
  2657. like, she put a full face on
  2658.  
  2659. 588
  2660. 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:41,757
  2661. like right away.
  2662.  
  2663. 589
  2664. 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,217
  2665. She never, ever went without makeup.
  2666.  
  2667. 590
  2668. 00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:50,432
  2669. <i>My mom started putting makeup on me
  2670. when I was in preschool.</i>
  2671.  
  2672. 591
  2673. 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,601
  2674. <i>I was like the only little girl
  2675. in preschool</i>
  2676.  
  2677. 592
  2678. 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,978
  2679. <i>who had lipstick and mascara
  2680. and blush on.</i>
  2681.  
  2682. 593
  2683. 00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:58,648
  2684. Oh, Brittany.
  2685.  
  2686. 594
  2687. 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:01,610
  2688. Oh, my God! I can't stand it.
  2689.  
  2690. 595
  2691. 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:03,528
  2692. Look over here, Brit! Brit!
  2693.  
  2694. 596
  2695. 00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:08,367
  2696. <i>I am from outside
  2697. of Philadelphia.</i>
  2698.  
  2699. 597
  2700. 00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:10,452
  2701. <i>A little town called Perkasie.</i>
  2702.  
  2703. 598
  2704. 00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:16,750
  2705. I can see it now! Broadway!
  2706.  
  2707. 599
  2708. 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,126
  2709. <i>I was a theatre kid.</i>
  2710.  
  2711. 600
  2712. 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,380
  2713. <i>Total nerd.
  2714. I always wanted to be an actor.</i>
  2715.  
  2716. 601
  2717. 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,091
  2718. <i>She was this outgoing kid.</i>
  2719.  
  2720. 602
  2721. 00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:26,885
  2722. <i>She always wanted to help
  2723. make people happy and laugh.</i>
  2724.  
  2725. 603
  2726. 00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:30,472
  2727. Acting and being funny and...
  2728.  
  2729. 604
  2730. 00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:34,184
  2731. putting on a good face and so on
  2732. was her way to escape her life.
  2733.  
  2734. 605
  2735. 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:38,397
  2736. <i>I loved it
  2737. because I got to be this other person.</i>
  2738.  
  2739. 606
  2740. 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:39,856
  2741. <i>I didn't have to be myself.</i>
  2742.  
  2743. 607
  2744. 00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:44,653
  2745. <i>I got bullied a lot when I was younger
  2746. and picked on a lot</i>
  2747.  
  2748. 608
  2749. 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:47,656
  2750. <i>I think because I was so outspoken.</i>
  2751.  
  2752. 609
  2753. 00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:51,326
  2754. At that time, people would
  2755. write to Brittany telling her to drop dead
  2756.  
  2757. 610
  2758. 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,829
  2759. or go kill yourself
  2760. or something like that.
  2761.  
  2762. 611
  2763. 00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:55,372
  2764. And that was rough.
  2765.  
  2766. 612
  2767. 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,081
  2768. <i>I just hated it.</i>
  2769.  
  2770. 613
  2771. 00:31:57,124 --> 00:31:59,334
  2772. <i>I hated every minute of it.
  2773. It was hell.</i>
  2774.  
  2775. 614
  2776. 00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:02,879
  2777. <i>I didn't get asked to
  2778. either of my proms because</i>
  2779.  
  2780. 615
  2781. 00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:05,590
  2782. <i>guys thought I was a lesbian
  2783. 'cause I was always cracking jokes.</i>
  2784.  
  2785. 616
  2786. 00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:09,177
  2787. <i>And I told my parents
  2788. when I turn 17 and graduate high school,</i>
  2789.  
  2790. 617
  2791. 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,805
  2792. <i>I'm going to California
  2793. and I'm gonna make shit happen.</i>
  2794.  
  2795. 618
  2796. 00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:17,102
  2797. <i>Packed my bags, packed up all my
  2798. little newspaper articles</i>
  2799.  
  2800. 619
  2801. 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:19,646
  2802. where people were like,
  2803. "This girl's gonna be a star!
  2804.  
  2805. 620
  2806. 00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:23,275
  2807. The Perkasie, Pennsylvania Times."
  2808.  
  2809. 621
  2810. 00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:27,070
  2811. <i>Came out here,
  2812. fell for every scam in the book.</i>
  2813.  
  2814. 622
  2815. 00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:30,490
  2816. <i>I paid $1,800 for head shots.</i>
  2817.  
  2818. 623
  2819. 00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:34,578
  2820. <i>I would scrounge up $600
  2821. and pay for a shitty improv class</i>
  2822.  
  2823. 624
  2824. 00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:37,456
  2825. <i>that the teacher was
  2826. in a Geico commercial.</i>
  2827.  
  2828. 625
  2829. 00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:40,041
  2830. <i>I had no money.
  2831. My dad was supporting me.</i>
  2832.  
  2833. 626
  2834. 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:42,461
  2835. Every day my parents would call me,
  2836. "Come home!
  2837.  
  2838. 627
  2839. 00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:44,897
  2840. There's no point in you being there!
  2841. You don't know anybody!
  2842.  
  2843. 628
  2844. 00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:46,841
  2845. Get home! You're not gonna
  2846. make it happen. Stop."
  2847.  
  2848. 629
  2849. 00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:50,177
  2850. Literally no one believed in me.
  2851. And then I saw Kelly Oxford,
  2852.  
  2853. 630
  2854. 00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:52,095
  2855. <i>who's a really funny comedian.</i>
  2856.  
  2857. 631
  2858. 00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:53,889
  2859. <i>I saw her advertise Vine.</i>
  2860.  
  2861. 632
  2862. 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:57,726
  2863. <i>It was just, you hold your finger down
  2864. on the screen and you record a video,</i>
  2865.  
  2866. 633
  2867. 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,853
  2868. <i>and it's six seconds,
  2869. just little bits of your day.</i>
  2870.  
  2871. 634
  2872. 00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:01,771
  2873. <i>I was like,
  2874. "Oh, let me check this out."</i>
  2875.  
  2876. 635
  2877. 00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,026
  2878. - Do you like being in the front seat?
  2879. - Yeah.
  2880.  
  2881. 636
  2882. 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:09,125
  2883. <i>So, I started doing
  2884. little sketch videos with my friends</i>
  2885.  
  2886. 637
  2887. 00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:12,449
  2888. <i>and I started to put them on the Vine.</i>
  2889.  
  2890. 638
  2891. 00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,075
  2892. You know you want this V!
  2893.  
  2894. 639
  2895. 00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:15,919
  2896. How to hit on guys
  2897. the way guys hit on girls.
  2898.  
  2899. 640
  2900. 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:19,748
  2901. Hey, baby! I'd like to lick
  2902. yo buttcrack sideways!
  2903.  
  2904. 641
  2905. 00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:23,793
  2906. At first, I thought, you know,
  2907. "Hey, girl, instead of screwin' around
  2908.  
  2909. 642
  2910. 00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:28,298
  2911. with this Vine, why don't you look for
  2912. some real work to get into?"
  2913.  
  2914. 643
  2915. 00:33:28,381 --> 00:33:31,259
  2916. <i>But it just took off.
  2917. It shocked the heck outta me.</i>
  2918.  
  2919. 644
  2920. 00:33:31,635 --> 00:33:33,845
  2921. My following started growing like crazy!
  2922.  
  2923. 645
  2924. 00:33:33,929 --> 00:33:35,597
  2925. <i>And it started to just
  2926. grow, grow, grow.</i>
  2927.  
  2928. 646
  2929. 00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:41,811
  2930. <i>And I have 4.2 billion...
  2931. billion... Vine views.</i>
  2932.  
  2933. 647
  2934. 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:45,232
  2935. <i>What I loved about it was that I didn't
  2936. need anybody's permission to perform.</i>
  2937.  
  2938. 648
  2939. 00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:47,025
  2940. <i>I didn't have to audition
  2941. for anybody.</i>
  2942.  
  2943. 649
  2944. 00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:48,652
  2945. I could do whatever the fuck I wanted.
  2946.  
  2947. 650
  2948. 00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:02,832
  2949. <i>My love of Disney started
  2950. when I came to America from Russia.</i>
  2951.  
  2952. 651
  2953. 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:08,004
  2954. <i>I was always, like, a nerdy Jewish
  2955. suburban little white kid.</i>
  2956.  
  2957. 652
  2958. 00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:10,465
  2959. <i>Kind of quiet and shy.</i>
  2960.  
  2961. 653
  2962. 00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,635
  2963. <i>I never was part of the cool kids.</i>
  2964.  
  2965. 654
  2966. 00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:17,013
  2967. <i>Then when I got to high school
  2968. and became more and more immature,</i>
  2969.  
  2970. 655
  2971. 00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:19,474
  2972. <i>I started doodling some offensive shit.</i>
  2973.  
  2974. 656
  2975. 00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,268
  2976. <i>Making fun of teachers, you know,</i>
  2977.  
  2978. 657
  2979. 00:34:21,351 --> 00:34:23,019
  2980. <i>just trying to fit in with kids.</i>
  2981.  
  2982. 658
  2983. 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:27,315
  2984. <i>And then, you know how the school
  2985. puts out, like, "Most likely to succeed"</i>
  2986.  
  2987. 659
  2988. 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:28,959
  2989. <i>or whatever that fuckin' horse shit is:</i>
  2990.  
  2991. 660
  2992. 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:31,486
  2993. <i>well, on the unofficial list,</i>
  2994.  
  2995. 661
  2996. 00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:35,407
  2997. <i>I was most likely to draw
  2998. hidden boners in Disney cartoons.</i>
  2999.  
  3000. 662
  3001. 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,371
  3002. <i>I went to college to be a Disney animator.</i>
  3003.  
  3004. 663
  3005. 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,915
  3006. <i>And then I kind of
  3007. fell out of love with it.</i>
  3008.  
  3009. 664
  3010. 00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:48,211
  3011. <i>I need instant gratification
  3012. and animation just takes too long.</i>
  3013.  
  3014. 665
  3015. 00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:50,755
  3016. <i>So I was like, "Fuck it.
  3017. I'm leaving college."</i>
  3018.  
  3019. 666
  3020. 00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:57,095
  3021. <i>At this time, I was, like,
  3022. falling in love with stand-up.</i>
  3023.  
  3024. 667
  3025. 00:34:57,178 --> 00:35:01,057
  3026. Every show I went to, I would, like,
  3027. save the little playbills they had.
  3028.  
  3029. 668
  3030. 00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:04,060
  3031. This guy, 2003.
  3032.  
  3033. 669
  3034. 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,439
  3035. Here's when you know
  3036. you're officially drunk right here.
  3037.  
  3038. 670
  3039. 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:10,900
  3040. When you get into a taxicab,
  3041. and you think the fare is the time.
  3042.  
  3043. 671
  3044. 00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:17,324
  3045. Oh my God, it's 25 past 24.
  3046. Holy shit.
  3047.  
  3048. 672
  3049. 00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:21,119
  3050. The way these people think,
  3051. the way they look at the world.
  3052.  
  3053. 673
  3054. 00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:23,079
  3055. I was like, "This is really amazing."
  3056.  
  3057. 674
  3058. 00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:24,831
  3059. <i>It's funny though.</i>
  3060.  
  3061. 675
  3062. 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,559
  3063. When someone gets racial
  3064. with you when you're white,
  3065.  
  3066. 676
  3067. 00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:28,853
  3068. you're not allowed to get racial back,
  3069. you know what I mean?
  3070.  
  3071. 677
  3072. 00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:31,921
  3073. So, it's kinda like awkward.
  3074. The dude's goin' at you, "White boy!
  3075.  
  3076. 678
  3077. 00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:33,214
  3078. You cracka!"
  3079.  
  3080. 679
  3081. 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:35,175
  3082. You're like, "Yeah, you stupid jerk."
  3083.  
  3084. 680
  3085. 00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:37,469
  3086. <i>My mom was very scared.</i>
  3087.  
  3088. 681
  3089. 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:40,192
  3090. The way I was starting to think
  3091. and the way I was starting to talk.
  3092.  
  3093. 682
  3094. 00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:44,434
  3095. She was like, "I feel like these people
  3096. are taking you in a very dark place."
  3097.  
  3098. 683
  3099. 00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:47,145
  3100. Never let a woman
  3101. put a condom on you, okay?
  3102.  
  3103. 684
  3104. 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:48,480
  3105. Do it yourself.
  3106.  
  3107. 685
  3108. 00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:50,815
  3109. 'Cause when a lady does it,
  3110. it can be embarrassing.
  3111.  
  3112. 686
  3113. 00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:53,902
  3114. It's like, "Oh, look,
  3115. there's still more room!"
  3116.  
  3117. 687
  3118. 00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:58,531
  3119. I learned how to speak to people
  3120. and make them laugh.
  3121.  
  3122. 688
  3123. 00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:03,036
  3124. I used to spend
  3125. seven days a week in a comedy club
  3126.  
  3127. 689
  3128. 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:05,330
  3129. <i>and I actually never got sick of it.</i>
  3130.  
  3131. 690
  3132. 00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:07,457
  3133. I wanted to be indispensable
  3134. to these people,
  3135.  
  3136. 691
  3137. 00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:10,043
  3138. <i>so I would shoot them,
  3139. be like, "Here's some photos."</i>
  3140.  
  3141. 692
  3142. 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,712
  3143. <i>And that's when I fell in love with it.</i>
  3144.  
  3145. 693
  3146. 00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:14,798
  3147. <i>This doesn't feel like a job,</i>
  3148.  
  3149. 694
  3150. 00:36:15,632 --> 00:36:17,467
  3151. <i>but I'm making money doing it.</i>
  3152.  
  3153. 695
  3154. 00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:22,555
  3155. This was like crazy moment
  3156. seeing Robin on stage at Carolines.
  3157.  
  3158. 696
  3159. 00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:24,766
  3160. This is one of my favorites,
  3161.  
  3162. 697
  3163. 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:26,976
  3164. Aziz and Kanye backstage
  3165. at our comedy club.
  3166.  
  3167. 698
  3168. 00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:29,145
  3169. When was the last time
  3170. you saw Kanye smile?
  3171.  
  3172. 699
  3173. 00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:31,147
  3174. This is a photo I took of Nas.
  3175.  
  3176. 700
  3177. 00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:33,191
  3178. I put these photos online the next day.
  3179.  
  3180. 701
  3181. 00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:37,987
  3182. Within two hours, his team and Def Jam
  3183. hit me and they're like,
  3184.  
  3185. 702
  3186. 00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:39,871
  3187. "Take these off the site.
  3188. We're buying these."
  3189.  
  3190. 703
  3191. 00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:41,950
  3192. And that became
  3193. my relationship with Nas.
  3194.  
  3195. 704
  3196. 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:44,661
  3197. They trusted me from that moment
  3198. to shoot everything for him.
  3199.  
  3200. 705
  3201. 00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:48,123
  3202. This is the photo to this day
  3203. on Apple Music.
  3204.  
  3205. 706
  3206. 00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:51,543
  3207. And Nas' world opened up to me
  3208. where I got to shoot
  3209.  
  3210. 707
  3211. 00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,545
  3212. some of the craziest
  3213. legendary artists.
  3214.  
  3215. 708
  3216. 00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:56,548
  3217. Uh. Iconic photo. Bieber.
  3218.  
  3219. 709
  3220. 00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:59,212
  3221. This is me tryin' to be
  3222. a little bit of a fame whore,
  3223.  
  3224. 710
  3225. 00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:01,052
  3226. "Okay, this'll get me a lot of love."
  3227.  
  3228. 711
  3229. 00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,430
  3230. <i>I wasn't really taking
  3231. Pulitzer Prize-winning photos.</i>
  3232.  
  3233. 712
  3234. 00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:05,473
  3235. <i>I just wanted to take fun party photos,</i>
  3236.  
  3237. 713
  3238. 00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:08,059
  3239. <i>and then add that humor
  3240. that I was taught.</i>
  3241.  
  3242. 714
  3243. 00:37:09,686 --> 00:37:12,605
  3244. <i>This is a girl on crystal meth
  3245. running through the desert.</i>
  3246.  
  3247. 715
  3248. 00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:16,484
  3249. Oh, here's a chick passed out
  3250. underneath the fuckin' table at a party.
  3251.  
  3252. 716
  3253. 00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:18,403
  3254. At least she's got her shoes on, right?
  3255.  
  3256. 717
  3257. 00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:20,071
  3258. <i>I was shooting
  3259. a lot of these parties</i>
  3260.  
  3261. 718
  3262. 00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:23,283
  3263. <i>and we started pouring champagne in
  3264. girls' mouths 'cause it'd be a cool photo.</i>
  3265.  
  3266. 719
  3267. 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,744
  3268. And then I think at some point,
  3269. I got nudged and I missed
  3270.  
  3271. 720
  3272. 00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:27,829
  3273. and I hit her face,
  3274. but the camera went off.
  3275.  
  3276. 721
  3277. 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,872
  3278. I was like, "This is kind of a cool
  3279. photo." Like the way it hits your face.
  3280.  
  3281. 722
  3282. 00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:33,501
  3283. <i>And I put up, like, the best 50 photos.</i>
  3284.  
  3285. 723
  3286. 00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:35,336
  3287. <i>Within 24 hours, it exploded.</i>
  3288.  
  3289. 724
  3290. 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,297
  3291. <i>I remember a bunch of sites
  3292. picked it up,</i>
  3293.  
  3294. 725
  3295. 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:39,650
  3296. <i>and I remember walking
  3297. through a nightclub two days later,</i>
  3298.  
  3299. 726
  3300. 00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,926
  3301. <i>and these two girls at the bar are like,</i>
  3302.  
  3303. 727
  3304. 00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:43,553
  3305. "Oh, shit, that's Kirill.
  3306.  
  3307. 728
  3308. 00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:45,823
  3309. I wonder if we're gonna get
  3310. a champagne facial tonight."
  3311.  
  3312. 729
  3313. 00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:49,851
  3314. And I was like, "Whoa. Okay,
  3315. this is bigger than I thought it was."
  3316.  
  3317. 730
  3318. 00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:52,645
  3319. <i>And then I got sucked in the night life,</i>
  3320.  
  3321. 731
  3322. 00:37:52,729 --> 00:37:55,398
  3323. <i>and part of me wishes I didn't,</i>
  3324.  
  3325. 732
  3326. 00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:58,276
  3327. <i>but that's the foundation of
  3328. what everything is now.</i>
  3329.  
  3330. 733
  3331. 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,529
  3332. Before it got all
  3333. fuckin' slutty and gross.
  3334.  
  3335. 734
  3336. 00:38:05,325 --> 00:38:07,303
  3337. <i>Breaking into
  3338. the modeling world is not easy.</i>
  3339.  
  3340. 735
  3341. 00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:09,329
  3342. <i>Obviously, I don't have a 60-pack</i>
  3343.  
  3344. 736
  3345. 00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:11,873
  3346. and, like, deep,
  3347. V-shaped dick lines,
  3348.  
  3349. 737
  3350. 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,666
  3351. <i>so it's hard for me
  3352. to get into that scene.</i>
  3353.  
  3354. 738
  3355. 00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:17,170
  3356. <i>Also, the plus-size scene is
  3357. not exactly my thing either.</i>
  3358.  
  3359. 739
  3360. 00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:20,757
  3361. <i>I think they should rename the genre.
  3362. You know, just like, "Sturdy men."</i>
  3363.  
  3364. 740
  3365. 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,301
  3366. Or like "thick, thick fellas."
  3367.  
  3368. 741
  3369. 00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:27,847
  3370. <i>I was, like, always super performative.</i>
  3371.  
  3372. 742
  3373. 00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:31,476
  3374. <i>Growing up in New York,
  3375. I was a child actor.</i>
  3376.  
  3377. 743
  3378. 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,728
  3379. <i>I booked a Hershey's commercial.</i>
  3380.  
  3381. 744
  3382. 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,480
  3383. <i>I was on fire.</i>
  3384.  
  3385. 745
  3386. 00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:38,358
  3387. <i>I showed up to school with a jean jacket
  3388. with the collar popped</i>
  3389.  
  3390. 746
  3391. 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,193
  3392. and was basically just like,
  3393. "Daddy's home."
  3394.  
  3395. 747
  3396. 00:38:40,693 --> 00:38:42,487
  3397. <i>'Cause kids were seeing this commercial,</i>
  3398.  
  3399. 748
  3400. 00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:45,156
  3401. and then I never got anything after that.
  3402.  
  3403. 749
  3404. 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:48,034
  3405. <i>My dad was like, "Get a fucking job."</i>
  3406.  
  3407. 750
  3408. 00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:49,410
  3409. <i>And I was like, "I'm 12."</i>
  3410.  
  3411. 751
  3412. 00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,704
  3413. Let's talk about
  3414. where it started to go bad.
  3415.  
  3416. 752
  3417. 00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:54,165
  3418. <i>- All the masturbation.
  3419. - I was basically,</i>
  3420.  
  3421. 753
  3422. 00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:56,918
  3423. "Get out of my room, Dad!
  3424. You don't understand me!"
  3425.  
  3426. 754
  3427. 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:59,379
  3428. Like, "Don't try to make me
  3429. a better person!"
  3430.  
  3431. 755
  3432. 00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:01,923
  3433. I know but you were screwing a pillow
  3434. at the time.
  3435.  
  3436. 756
  3437. 00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:05,635
  3438. I have to blame you for my,
  3439. you know, small penis.
  3440.  
  3441. 757
  3442. 00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:07,762
  3443. No, that's your mother's side
  3444. of the family.
  3445.  
  3446. 758
  3447. 00:39:08,221 --> 00:39:12,600
  3448. My brother is an amateur bodybuilder
  3449. who works at the Pentagon.
  3450.  
  3451. 759
  3452. 00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:15,979
  3453. This dude is like, you know, I mean
  3454. he looks... he looks like a freak.
  3455.  
  3456. 760
  3457. 00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:16,980
  3458. Fantastic.
  3459.  
  3460. 761
  3461. 00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:19,623
  3462. Oh, you think he looks fantastic.
  3463. See, I think he looks deformed,
  3464.  
  3465. 762
  3466. 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:20,942
  3467. like he's too big.
  3468.  
  3469. 763
  3470. 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:24,988
  3471. Yeah. He makes up for
  3472. everything you fucked up.
  3473.  
  3474. 764
  3475. 00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:30,201
  3476. New York City in the summer
  3477. is brutally hot.
  3478.  
  3479. 765
  3480. 00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:32,537
  3481. A lot of people like to beat the heat.
  3482. Whatever.
  3483.  
  3484. 766
  3485. 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:35,748
  3486. You know what I like to do?
  3487. Cover a slip & slide with nacho cheese
  3488.  
  3489. 767
  3490. 00:39:35,832 --> 00:39:38,084
  3491. right into a kiddie pool
  3492. filled with marinara.
  3493.  
  3494. 768
  3495. 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,673
  3496. Back in the day, you definitely
  3497. couldn't be an internet star.
  3498.  
  3499. 769
  3500. 00:39:44,257 --> 00:39:46,885
  3501. <i>I was in AOL chat rooms wreaking havoc</i>
  3502.  
  3503. 770
  3504. 00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,429
  3505. <i>because the internet was the internet.
  3506. It was so pure.</i>
  3507.  
  3508. 771
  3509. 00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:50,930
  3510. There were no influencers.
  3511.  
  3512. 772
  3513. 00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:53,099
  3514. <i>You would do dumb shit
  3515. for your friends</i>
  3516.  
  3517. 773
  3518. 00:39:53,182 --> 00:39:55,602
  3519. <i>before there was any business
  3520. of social media.</i>
  3521.  
  3522. 774
  3523. 00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:58,563
  3524. <i>I was putting on a diaper and running
  3525. down the streets of New York</i>
  3526.  
  3527. 775
  3528. 00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:00,773
  3529. <i>literally just to make 25 people laugh.</i>
  3530.  
  3531. 776
  3532. 00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:05,236
  3533. <i>My dad tells his friends
  3534. that I'm an adult entertainer,</i>
  3535.  
  3536. 777
  3537. 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,530
  3538. which is not the right thing.
  3539.  
  3540. 778
  3541. 00:40:07,614 --> 00:40:10,014
  3542. That's wrong, but he doesn't...
  3543. I don't know what to call it!
  3544.  
  3545. 779
  3546. 00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,918
  3547. <i>So, I had friends who would
  3548. bring me to things,</i>
  3549.  
  3550. 780
  3551. 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:18,666
  3552. <i>and corporate people were like,
  3553. "Please don't bring your fat friend</i>
  3554.  
  3555. 781
  3556. 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,127
  3557. to, like, our Sony influencers dinner."
  3558.  
  3559. 782
  3560. 00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:26,466
  3561. <i>But, all of a sudden, I have, like,
  3562. 8.5 million teens screaming on my page.</i>
  3563.  
  3564. 783
  3565. 00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:30,219
  3566. I got my new wine.
  3567. Uh, Old Asian Woman Merlot.
  3568.  
  3569. 784
  3570. 00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:32,055
  3571. I'm going to put my ass
  3572. in a bunch of food.
  3573.  
  3574. 785
  3575. 00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:33,473
  3576. While you're working for food,
  3577.  
  3578. 786
  3579. 00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:35,308
  3580. I'm gonna fucking sit in food.
  3581.  
  3582. 787
  3583. 00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:38,436
  3584. <i>Once they realized
  3585. the millennials were into it,</i>
  3586.  
  3587. 788
  3588. 00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:41,079
  3589. all of a sudden the corporate people
  3590. were like, "What about you?"
  3591.  
  3592. 789
  3593. 00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:44,067
  3594. <i>Everybody was just reaching out to me
  3595. wanting to do ads,</i>
  3596.  
  3597. 790
  3598. 00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:47,362
  3599. <i>like Procter & Gamble,
  3600. Benefit Cosmetics, Pizza Hut.</i>
  3601.  
  3602. 791
  3603. 00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:49,072
  3604. Perfect!
  3605.  
  3606. 792
  3607. 00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:51,755
  3608. <i>Someone like the Fat Jew,
  3609. he'll get written a check from</i>
  3610.  
  3611. 793
  3612. 00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:55,912
  3613. the shoe company and then he will be told
  3614. at eleven o'clock on Thursday morning,
  3615.  
  3616. 794
  3617. 00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:58,247
  3618. you need to post a picture of yourself
  3619.  
  3620. 795
  3621. 00:40:58,331 --> 00:41:01,417
  3622. <i>sitting at this pool
  3623. with your feet up with these shoes on.</i>
  3624.  
  3625. 796
  3626. 00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:03,753
  3627. <i>You need to use these hashtags</i>
  3628.  
  3629. 797
  3630. 00:41:03,836 --> 00:41:07,799
  3631. <i>post it at this time, and then that's
  3632. a quote-unquote "organic post."</i>
  3633.  
  3634. 798
  3635. 00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:10,885
  3636. Life is amazing. You can live smooth.
  3637.  
  3638. 799
  3639. 00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:13,388
  3640. Imma go casual. D. Wade Hublot.
  3641.  
  3642. 800
  3643. 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,974
  3644. I post a lot of things
  3645. that I genuinely just like.
  3646.  
  3647. 801
  3648. 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:18,893
  3649. And I've gotten in trouble
  3650. with my agent before being, like,
  3651.  
  3652. 802
  3653. 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:21,479
  3654. "Why would you post this?!
  3655. You can get paid for doing this!"
  3656.  
  3657. 803
  3658. 00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:25,358
  3659. <i>Being able to do
  3660. a little paid post here and there</i>
  3661.  
  3662. 804
  3663. 00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:28,653
  3664. <i>has brought me a lot of power in choosing
  3665. what movie roles I want.</i>
  3666.  
  3667. 805
  3668. 00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:31,739
  3669. <i>I went into a show fitting
  3670. the other day, and they had</i>
  3671.  
  3672. 806
  3673. 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:34,701
  3674. <i>a bunch of girls' photos next to
  3675. each other with little post-its on it</i>
  3676.  
  3677. 807
  3678. 00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:37,620
  3679. <i>with everybody's Instagram follower count.</i>
  3680.  
  3681. 808
  3682. 00:41:38,037 --> 00:41:40,289
  3683. <i>I have definitely lost jobs</i>
  3684.  
  3685. 809
  3686. 00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:43,042
  3687. <i>to girls who had
  3688. more followers than I did.</i>
  3689.  
  3690. 810
  3691. 00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:46,379
  3692. The modeling industry itself
  3693. is very harsh
  3694.  
  3695. 811
  3696. 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,464
  3697. and not easy to be successful in,
  3698.  
  3699. 812
  3700. 00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:52,802
  3701. and there's girls that're getting
  3702. that recognition overnight
  3703.  
  3704. 813
  3705. 00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:54,220
  3706. because of an app.
  3707.  
  3708. 814
  3709. 00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:55,999
  3710. <i>You can't be a dinosaur.</i>
  3711.  
  3712. 815
  3713. 00:41:56,639 --> 00:41:58,766
  3714. You have to be with time
  3715. or ahead of time,
  3716.  
  3717. 816
  3718. 00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:02,353
  3719. <i>so if it's Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter...</i>
  3720.  
  3721. 817
  3722. 00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:03,980
  3723. <i>There's so many tools.</i>
  3724.  
  3725. 818
  3726. 00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:07,400
  3727. <i>So when I see it, I'm already like,
  3728. "Oh, is this new?"</i>
  3729.  
  3730. 819
  3731. 00:42:07,734 --> 00:42:10,403
  3732. I want to know it right away
  3733. and I want to master it
  3734.  
  3735. 820
  3736. 00:42:10,486 --> 00:42:12,196
  3737. and I want to be ahead of it.
  3738.  
  3739. 821
  3740. 00:42:13,823 --> 00:42:15,867
  3741. <i>They are the newest stars
  3742. of Hollywood.</i>
  3743.  
  3744. 822
  3745. 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:19,495
  3746. <i>Bach and internet sensation Amanda Cerny.</i>
  3747.  
  3748. 823
  3749. 00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:21,330
  3750. Oh, money's good.
  3751.  
  3752. 824
  3753. 00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:22,790
  3754. How do you define good money?
  3755.  
  3756. 825
  3757. 00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,834
  3758. I can retire if I wanted to.
  3759.  
  3760. 826
  3761. 00:42:25,334 --> 00:42:27,503
  3762. - Off of six-second videos?
  3763. - Yeah.
  3764.  
  3765. 827
  3766. 00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:31,424
  3767. Let's make it rain
  3768. on Hollywood Boulevard.
  3769.  
  3770. 828
  3771. 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:36,721
  3772. <i>There's deals in the millions
  3773. on social media.</i>
  3774.  
  3775. 829
  3776. 00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:39,891
  3777. When the TV's on, usually people
  3778. walk away for commercials.
  3779.  
  3780. 830
  3781. 00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:42,435
  3782. <i>And then in our videos,
  3783. we have millions of people</i>
  3784.  
  3785. 831
  3786. 00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:43,811
  3787. <i>that are seeing this content.</i>
  3788.  
  3789. 832
  3790. 00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:48,858
  3791. My rate on Instagram is
  3792. $50,000 currently for a post.
  3793.  
  3794. 833
  3795. 00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:55,239
  3796. <i>The most I've made off
  3797. of a single post is $150,000.</i>
  3798.  
  3799. 834
  3800. 00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:59,118
  3801. I've heard of people making
  3802. one million dollars off of one photo.
  3803.  
  3804. 835
  3805. 00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:02,163
  3806. <i>I gave away $10,000 recently.</i>
  3807.  
  3808. 836
  3809. 00:43:02,747 --> 00:43:04,457
  3810. <i>I just, like, sat in an empty office</i>
  3811.  
  3812. 837
  3813. 00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:06,602
  3814. <i>in an office building,
  3815. and put on my Instagram, like,</i>
  3816.  
  3817. 838
  3818. 00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:08,961
  3819. <i>"First person to ring the buzzer
  3820. gets the money."</i>
  3821.  
  3822. 839
  3823. 00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,129
  3824. - Hi.
  3825. - What's up?
  3826.  
  3827. 840
  3828. 00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:13,424
  3829. Oh, God, please make it rain money
  3830. right now...
  3831.  
  3832. 841
  3833. 00:43:22,558 --> 00:43:26,646
  3834. <i>A lot of these kids are starting
  3835. so young, that they don't even know</i>
  3836.  
  3837. 842
  3838. 00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:29,524
  3839. <i>so many things that are gonna
  3840. haunt them later in life.</i>
  3841.  
  3842. 843
  3843. 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:34,195
  3844. <i>They don't realize that something they do
  3845. right now is going to be out forever.</i>
  3846.  
  3847. 844
  3848. 00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:38,699
  3849. <i>What do these friends
  3850. have in common besides fame?</i>
  3851.  
  3852. 845
  3853. 00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:42,829
  3854. <i>They're giving up their plush lifestyle
  3855. to live on a farm.</i>
  3856.  
  3857. 846
  3858. 00:43:43,871 --> 00:43:45,915
  3859. <i>Well,
  3860. I'd never seen any reality show</i>
  3861.  
  3862. 847
  3863. 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:48,167
  3864. <i>before I got offered to do</i>
  3865. The Simple Life.
  3866.  
  3867. 848
  3868. 00:43:52,547 --> 00:43:54,382
  3869. <i>That show was the first of its kind.</i>
  3870.  
  3871. 849
  3872. 00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:57,051
  3873. <i>It definitely invented
  3874. a new type of celebrity.</i>
  3875.  
  3876. 850
  3877. 00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:58,886
  3878. What is that?
  3879.  
  3880. 851
  3881. 00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,054
  3882. It's a new belt.
  3883.  
  3884. 852
  3885. 00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,932
  3886. <i>After that show aired,
  3887. my manager told me,</i>
  3888.  
  3889. 853
  3890. 00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:05,268
  3891. "Entertainment Tonight<i> just called.</i>
  3892.  
  3893. 854
  3894. 00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:08,688
  3895. <i>They have 30 seconds of you
  3896. with your ex-boyfriend</i>
  3897.  
  3898. 855
  3899. 00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:09,814
  3900. <i>having sex."</i>
  3901.  
  3902. 856
  3903. 00:44:10,398 --> 00:44:13,359
  3904. I love you and could I please
  3905. take off your pants?
  3906.  
  3907. 857
  3908. 00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:19,991
  3909. Literally overnight,
  3910. my entire life changed.
  3911.  
  3912. 858
  3913. 00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:24,579
  3914. An illicit sex tape starring Paris Hilton
  3915. hit the internet this week.
  3916.  
  3917. 859
  3918. 00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,181
  3919. <i>It was all over
  3920. every news station,</i>
  3921.  
  3922. 860
  3923. 00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:28,166
  3924. <i>every single talk show host...</i>
  3925.  
  3926. 861
  3927. 00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:30,168
  3928. everyone was making fun of it.
  3929.  
  3930. 862
  3931. 00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:34,255
  3932. It's the first time that the words
  3933. "Paris Hilton" and "job"
  3934.  
  3935. 863
  3936. 00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,299
  3937. have ever been used in a sentence.
  3938.  
  3939. 864
  3940. 00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:38,092
  3941. It was insane.
  3942.  
  3943. 865
  3944. 00:44:40,261 --> 00:44:41,929
  3945. Oh, behave, people, behave.
  3946.  
  3947. 866
  3948. 00:44:44,307 --> 00:44:45,307
  3949. Watch out, guys.
  3950.  
  3951. 867
  3952. 00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:49,812
  3953. I didn't leave my house for,
  3954. like, months.
  3955.  
  3956. 868
  3957. 00:44:49,896 --> 00:44:52,440
  3958. I was so embarrassed. I felt like...
  3959.  
  3960. 869
  3961. 00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:55,026
  3962. everyone on the street
  3963. was laughing at me.
  3964.  
  3965. 870
  3966. 00:44:56,068 --> 00:44:57,068
  3967. I couldn't...
  3968.  
  3969. 871
  3970. 00:44:57,904 --> 00:45:01,866
  3971. I literally could not walk on the street
  3972. because I felt like every single person
  3973.  
  3974. 872
  3975. 00:45:02,116 --> 00:45:04,285
  3976. had watched it
  3977. and seen me naked and...
  3978.  
  3979. 873
  3980. 00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:06,495
  3981. was talking behind my back.
  3982.  
  3983. 874
  3984. 00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:09,665
  3985. <i>It was like being raped.</i>
  3986.  
  3987. 875
  3988. 00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:11,249
  3989. <i>Felt like...</i>
  3990.  
  3991. 876
  3992. 00:45:12,501 --> 00:45:14,253
  3993. I've lost part of my soul.
  3994.  
  3995. 877
  3996. 00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:20,092
  3997. And... been talked about
  3998. in such cruel and mean ways.
  3999.  
  4000. 878
  4001. 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,481
  4002. I literally wanted to die
  4003. at some points.
  4004.  
  4005. 879
  4006. 00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:35,084
  4007. I was like, "I just don't wanna live."
  4008.  
  4009. 880
  4010. 00:45:35,650 --> 00:45:38,277
  4011. 'Cause I thought everything was
  4012. taken away from me.
  4013.  
  4014. 881
  4015. 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,697
  4016. Like I didn't wanna be known as that.
  4017.  
  4018. 882
  4019. 00:45:45,284 --> 00:45:48,246
  4020. <i>I would never be who I could have been.</i>
  4021.  
  4022. 883
  4023. 00:45:58,339 --> 00:46:00,132
  4024. Home sweet home.
  4025.  
  4026. 884
  4027. 00:46:02,301 --> 00:46:04,762
  4028. <i>Every time I get onto a stage,</i>
  4029.  
  4030. 885
  4031. 00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:06,681
  4032. <i>I'm swiftly reminded,</i>
  4033.  
  4034. 886
  4035. 00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:10,101
  4036. this is the raw, real shit right here.
  4037.  
  4038. 887
  4039. 00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:11,435
  4040. You get up here,
  4041.  
  4042. 888
  4043. 00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:13,896
  4044. and you fucking perform your heart out.
  4045.  
  4046. 889
  4047. 00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:23,072
  4048. <i>You're on a high.</i>
  4049.  
  4050. 890
  4051. 00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:25,950
  4052. <i>You feel like the most powerful,</i>
  4053.  
  4054. 891
  4055. 00:46:26,242 --> 00:46:28,744
  4056. <i>coolest person in the entire world.</i>
  4057.  
  4058. 892
  4059. 00:46:32,498 --> 00:46:35,251
  4060. Hi, I'm Brittany
  4061. and welcome to <i>One Vine Life!</i>
  4062.  
  4063. 893
  4064. 00:46:35,334 --> 00:46:38,129
  4065. <i>I guess I enjoyed Vine so much because</i>
  4066.  
  4067. 894
  4068. 00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:41,173
  4069. it was getting that same feeling
  4070. except in a digital form.
  4071.  
  4072. 895
  4073. 00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:44,427
  4074. <i>I would be performing on Vine
  4075. and doing these characters,</i>
  4076.  
  4077. 896
  4078. 00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:46,554
  4079. <i>and the likes was like
  4080. the audience clapping.</i>
  4081.  
  4082. 897
  4083. 00:46:46,679 --> 00:46:49,239
  4084. <i>It was like the same thing and
  4085. as soon as I saw something getting</i>
  4086.  
  4087. 898
  4088. 00:46:49,265 --> 00:46:51,100
  4089. <i>100,000 likes in, like, a half an hour,</i>
  4090.  
  4091. 899
  4092. 00:46:51,183 --> 00:46:53,519
  4093. you knew that you were doing
  4094. something great.
  4095.  
  4096. 900
  4097. 00:46:53,602 --> 00:46:55,730
  4098. And it felt good.
  4099. And it was, like, an addiction.
  4100.  
  4101. 901
  4102. 00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:58,024
  4103. Wow, this is amazing!
  4104.  
  4105. 902
  4106. 00:46:58,107 --> 00:47:01,402
  4107. I was the number one viner at one point,
  4108. which is insane.
  4109.  
  4110. 903
  4111. 00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:03,529
  4112. Hey, yo, Martha,
  4113. holla at me sometime.
  4114.  
  4115. 904
  4116. 00:47:03,612 --> 00:47:05,114
  4117. Okay.
  4118.  
  4119. 905
  4120. 00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,868
  4121. And my friend, Bach,
  4122. I got him on Vine.
  4123.  
  4124. 906
  4125. 00:47:08,951 --> 00:47:11,495
  4126. - Hey, young ma, let me get yo number!
  4127. - What the...
  4128.  
  4129. 907
  4130. 00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:13,247
  4131. Let me get yo numba.
  4132.  
  4133. 908
  4134. 00:47:13,706 --> 00:47:15,333
  4135. <i>And then he passed me.</i>
  4136.  
  4137. 909
  4138. 00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:18,210
  4139. <i>He became number one.</i>
  4140.  
  4141. 910
  4142. 00:47:21,797 --> 00:47:23,341
  4143. Damn, boy!
  4144.  
  4145. 911
  4146. 00:47:23,716 --> 00:47:27,762
  4147. <i>And then Lele Pons...
  4148. She did it right, because you know what?</i>
  4149.  
  4150. 912
  4151. 00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:31,057
  4152. <i>She didn't play into any stereotypes,
  4153. she didn't do any characters,</i>
  4154.  
  4155. 913
  4156. 00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:34,769
  4157. <i>she was herself.
  4158. And she did, like, physical comedy.</i>
  4159.  
  4160. 914
  4161. 00:47:35,061 --> 00:47:35,895
  4162. Shit!
  4163.  
  4164. 915
  4165. 00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:38,147
  4166. <i>She blew up
  4167. and then she passed me.</i>
  4168.  
  4169. 916
  4170. 00:47:38,606 --> 00:47:41,108
  4171. <i>And I was kinda frustrated
  4172. because I was like,</i>
  4173.  
  4174. 917
  4175. 00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:42,902
  4176. "I worked so hard and blah, blah, blah,
  4177.  
  4178. 918
  4179. 00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:45,821
  4180. <i>and these people are growing faster
  4181. than I am and whatever."</i>
  4182.  
  4183. 919
  4184. 00:47:46,322 --> 00:47:49,533
  4185. And I was getting so much hate just for,
  4186. you know, the character work.
  4187.  
  4188. 920
  4189. 00:47:49,617 --> 00:47:51,619
  4190. Can you find the crackhead?
  4191.  
  4192. 921
  4193. 00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:54,580
  4194. <i>A lot younger audience started
  4195. coming onto Vine,</i>
  4196.  
  4197. 922
  4198. 00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:57,333
  4199. <i>and they were like, "Oh, that's racist."</i>
  4200.  
  4201. 923
  4202. 00:47:59,835 --> 00:48:01,253
  4203. - Hey.
  4204. - Hello, my friend.
  4205.  
  4206. 924
  4207. 00:48:01,337 --> 00:48:03,589
  4208. Welcome to my Uber.
  4209. Some gum? Some mints?
  4210.  
  4211. 925
  4212. 00:48:03,672 --> 00:48:05,383
  4213. Water? Some tuna?
  4214.  
  4215. 926
  4216. 00:48:05,466 --> 00:48:07,676
  4217. <i>I was getting messages every day.</i>
  4218.  
  4219. 927
  4220. 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,513
  4221. <i>Just people saying really mean shit.</i>
  4222.  
  4223. 928
  4224. 00:48:11,931 --> 00:48:14,100
  4225. "Brittany Furlan's like
  4226. the whore of Vine."
  4227.  
  4228. 929
  4229. 00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:16,644
  4230. "Brittany Furlan's ugly as f..."
  4231.  
  4232. 930
  4233. 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:22,942
  4234. "Brittany Furlan is annoying and not funny
  4235. and has weak ass clapbacks."
  4236.  
  4237. 931
  4238. 00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:26,987
  4239. <i>There's an Instagram page called
  4240. Brittany Furlan's thumb,</i>
  4241.  
  4242. 932
  4243. 00:48:27,446 --> 00:48:29,532
  4244. <i>because people think I have weird thumbs.</i>
  4245.  
  4246. 933
  4247. 00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:33,035
  4248. <i>You know, people will
  4249. tear you apart</i>
  4250.  
  4251. 934
  4252. 00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:35,913
  4253. <i>and if you're not strong,
  4254. it'll just rip through your soul.</i>
  4255.  
  4256. 935
  4257. 00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:39,542
  4258. <i>And then people will be like,
  4259. "Oh, you don't get as many likes as Bach."</i>
  4260.  
  4261. 936
  4262. 00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,335
  4263. <i>Like, "You need to get your likes up."</i>
  4264.  
  4265. 937
  4266. 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:43,587
  4267. <i>How about I try liking myself?</i>
  4268.  
  4269. 938
  4270. 00:48:44,964 --> 00:48:46,799
  4271. <i>That'll be actually a challenge.</i>
  4272.  
  4273. 939
  4274. 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:57,059
  4275. <i>I have definitely felt broken in my life.</i>
  4276.  
  4277. 940
  4278. 00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:01,021
  4279. But I always come back with resilience.
  4280.  
  4281. 941
  4282. 00:49:01,105 --> 00:49:02,690
  4283. I'm a strong...
  4284.  
  4285. 942
  4286. 00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:06,444
  4287. girl... woman.
  4288.  
  4289. 943
  4290. 00:49:17,538 --> 00:49:20,833
  4291. <i>We relish, as a society,
  4292. in celebrity meltdown.</i>
  4293.  
  4294. 944
  4295. 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:24,378
  4296. We love seeing the people that we think
  4297. have everything get destroyed.
  4298.  
  4299. 945
  4300. 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:27,965
  4301. But, you know, she basically got out
  4302. before any of that happened.
  4303.  
  4304. 946
  4305. 00:49:28,507 --> 00:49:30,384
  4306. <i>So now she's back at it again</i>
  4307.  
  4308. 947
  4309. 00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:34,305
  4310. <i>washing her Bentley
  4311. while eating a Carl's Junior burger.</i>
  4312.  
  4313. 948
  4314. 00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:36,265
  4315. <i>That video triggered a viral sensation.</i>
  4316.  
  4317. 949
  4318. 00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:38,976
  4319. <i>It actually was too hot for TV,</i>
  4320.  
  4321. 950
  4322. 00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:42,396
  4323. <i>and they wouldn't even let them play it
  4324. during the Super Bowl.</i>
  4325.  
  4326. 951
  4327. 00:49:42,688 --> 00:49:45,191
  4328. <i>A lot of people were
  4329. contacting Carl's Junior</i>
  4330.  
  4331. 952
  4332. 00:49:45,274 --> 00:49:46,984
  4333. <i>and saying, "This is way too sexy."</i>
  4334.  
  4335. 953
  4336. 00:49:47,943 --> 00:49:52,031
  4337. Oh my God, like,
  4338. I've created a monster.
  4339.  
  4340. 954
  4341. 00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:05,628
  4342. <i>But I also knew
  4343. I could parlay that</i>
  4344.  
  4345. 955
  4346. 00:50:05,711 --> 00:50:07,796
  4347. <i>into a huge business and a brand.</i>
  4348.  
  4349. 956
  4350. 00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:12,843
  4351. She literally was the blueprint
  4352. for the Kardashians.
  4353.  
  4354. 957
  4355. 00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:16,388
  4356. <i>Everything's got to be clean,</i>
  4357.  
  4358. 958
  4359. 00:50:16,472 --> 00:50:18,140
  4360. <i>crisp and tasty.</i>
  4361.  
  4362. 959
  4363. 00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:21,602
  4364. <i>The salad
  4365. was specifically chosen for the ad</i>
  4366.  
  4367. 960
  4368. 00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:24,230
  4369. <i>because Kardashian had
  4370. a fitness DVD out at the time,</i>
  4371.  
  4372. 961
  4373. 00:50:24,313 --> 00:50:27,274
  4374. <i>and wanted to eat something
  4375. that would be more in line with her brand.</i>
  4376.  
  4377. 962
  4378. 00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:28,609
  4379. <i>But at the end of the day,</i>
  4380.  
  4381. 963
  4382. 00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:31,445
  4383. <i>Carl's Junior uses sex to sell their food.</i>
  4384.  
  4385. 964
  4386. 00:50:32,321 --> 00:50:34,823
  4387. <i>Don't ever forget
  4388. that Kim Kardashian</i>
  4389.  
  4390. 965
  4391. 00:50:35,407 --> 00:50:36,909
  4392. <i>was Paris Hilton's intern.</i>
  4393.  
  4394. 966
  4395. 00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:42,331
  4396. <i>I think it's pretty clear
  4397. who invented the entire game,</i>
  4398.  
  4399. 967
  4400. 00:50:42,414 --> 00:50:45,334
  4401. who, like, navigated us
  4402. into a new world.
  4403.  
  4404. 968
  4405. 00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:50,214
  4406. <i>I really didn't come here to work.</i>
  4407.  
  4408. 969
  4409. 00:50:53,342 --> 00:50:55,302
  4410. - Are you kidding me?
  4411. - This is nice...
  4412.  
  4413. 970
  4414. 00:50:57,012 --> 00:51:00,057
  4415. for son and dad working together, right?
  4416.  
  4417. 971
  4418. 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,659
  4419. Alright, are you going to
  4420. open the fence?
  4421.  
  4422. 972
  4423. 00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:07,398
  4424. I swear to God.
  4425. No matter what you accomplish in life,
  4426.  
  4427. 973
  4428. 00:51:07,481 --> 00:51:09,650
  4429. you're still your parents' child
  4430. in the end.
  4431.  
  4432. 974
  4433. 00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:11,443
  4434. You gotta be their little slave.
  4435.  
  4436. 975
  4437. 00:51:13,988 --> 00:51:16,115
  4438. I wonder if Paris still vacuums the house.
  4439.  
  4440. 976
  4441. 00:51:16,991 --> 00:51:18,784
  4442. A guy's asking me for advice.
  4443.  
  4444. 977
  4445. 00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:21,370
  4446. He says, "I'm dating a girl
  4447. who wants to try anal.
  4448.  
  4449. 978
  4450. 00:51:22,830 --> 00:51:25,291
  4451. But I've never done it before.
  4452. Do you have any tips?"
  4453.  
  4454. 979
  4455. 00:51:25,374 --> 00:51:28,252
  4456. And I said, "Yeah, make sure she lubes up
  4457. the strap-on properly
  4458.  
  4459. 980
  4460. 00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:29,420
  4461. and bite the pillow."
  4462.  
  4463. 981
  4464. 00:51:32,631 --> 00:51:35,634
  4465. <i>I'm the first person in the family
  4466. not to graduate college.</i>
  4467.  
  4468. 982
  4469. 00:51:36,218 --> 00:51:39,138
  4470. <i>I literally stopped going to class,
  4471. didn't tell my parents</i>
  4472.  
  4473. 983
  4474. 00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:42,391
  4475. <i>'cause they would've murdered me,
  4476. even forged my transcripts</i>
  4477.  
  4478. 984
  4479. 00:51:42,474 --> 00:51:43,892
  4480. <i>for an entire semester.</i>
  4481.  
  4482. 985
  4483. 00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:46,770
  4484. <i>My mom still gets emotional about that,</i>
  4485.  
  4486. 986
  4487. 00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:48,689
  4488. <i>because she just wants that degree.</i>
  4489.  
  4490. 987
  4491. 00:51:49,732 --> 00:51:51,150
  4492. <i>I was devastated.</i>
  4493.  
  4494. 988
  4495. 00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:55,321
  4496. He was trying to convince me
  4497. that it's not the end of the world...
  4498.  
  4499. 989
  4500. 00:51:55,404 --> 00:51:58,324
  4501. which, for me, kind of was.
  4502.  
  4503. 990
  4504. 00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:01,152
  4505. <i>I always feel bad...</i>
  4506.  
  4507. 991
  4508. 00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:04,288
  4509. <i>I constantly have this crazy anxiety
  4510. when I'm alone that...</i>
  4511.  
  4512. 992
  4513. 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,915
  4514. I didn't accomplish enough
  4515. because I'm like,
  4516.  
  4517. 993
  4518. 00:52:06,999 --> 00:52:10,961
  4519. they gave up their youth to come to
  4520. a better place for their children,
  4521.  
  4522. 994
  4523. 00:52:11,045 --> 00:52:13,088
  4524. <i>and this is all they have
  4525. to show for it.</i>
  4526.  
  4527. 995
  4528. 00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:15,883
  4529. I'm like their receipt
  4530. for coming to America.
  4531.  
  4532. 996
  4533. 00:52:16,884 --> 00:52:20,054
  4534. <i>When we landed here,
  4535. I didn't speak English at all.</i>
  4536.  
  4537. 997
  4538. 00:52:20,846 --> 00:52:22,139
  4539. So, naturally, he was a waiter.
  4540.  
  4541. 998
  4542. 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,725
  4543. Waiter slash busboy.
  4544.  
  4545. 999
  4546. 00:52:26,185 --> 00:52:29,730
  4547. <i>The American dream is changing nowadays.</i>
  4548.  
  4549. 1000
  4550. 00:52:29,938 --> 00:52:31,440
  4551. <i>When we were coming here</i>
  4552.  
  4553. 1001
  4554. 00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:35,027
  4555. American dream was mainly
  4556. material things, like,
  4557.  
  4558. 1002
  4559. 00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:39,990
  4560. we would say,
  4561. "Oh, family, house in suburbs."
  4562.  
  4563. 1003
  4564. 00:52:40,074 --> 00:52:42,493
  4565. <i>And I think this new generation,</i>
  4566.  
  4567. 1004
  4568. 00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:47,206
  4569. <i>their definition of success in a dream
  4570. is different.</i>
  4571.  
  4572. 1005
  4573. 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,667
  4574. So, this girl wrote to me.
  4575.  
  4576. 1006
  4577. 00:52:50,334 --> 00:52:52,961
  4578. You can see by her photo, a little fat.
  4579.  
  4580. 1007
  4581. 00:52:53,212 --> 00:52:55,798
  4582. So, she wrote,
  4583. "You're a misogynistic scum
  4584.  
  4585. 1008
  4586. 00:52:55,881 --> 00:52:57,549
  4587. and I'm thrilled you weren't able
  4588.  
  4589. 1009
  4590. 00:52:57,633 --> 00:53:01,470
  4591. to throw one of your sexist, small-dick,
  4592. loser parties in this country.
  4593.  
  4594. 1010
  4595. 00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:05,391
  4596. Stay in Vegas, you ugly slime ball,
  4597. rape culture enthusiast."
  4598.  
  4599. 1011
  4600. 00:53:05,974 --> 00:53:08,519
  4601. And I was, like, trying to f...
  4602. and this is my response,
  4603.  
  4604. 1012
  4605. 00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:12,523
  4606. "For decades, marine biologists have been
  4607. trying to communicate with whales
  4608.  
  4609. 1013
  4610. 00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:14,274
  4611. and they never bothered to consult me
  4612.  
  4613. 1014
  4614. 00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:16,360
  4615. and how I have successfully
  4616. been doing it."
  4617.  
  4618. 1015
  4619. 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:21,115
  4620. Nothing? Come on,
  4621. it's such a good fat joke.
  4622.  
  4623. 1016
  4624. 00:53:23,492 --> 00:53:27,121
  4625. <i>We didn't know
  4626. exactly what he was doing.</i>
  4627.  
  4628. 1017
  4629. 00:53:28,330 --> 00:53:30,708
  4630. <i>The party, we went once</i>
  4631.  
  4632. 1018
  4633. 00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:32,626
  4634. <i>last year for my birthday.</i>
  4635.  
  4636. 1019
  4637. 00:53:33,335 --> 00:53:34,712
  4638. He threw her the party.
  4639.  
  4640. 1020
  4641. 00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:38,590
  4642. - Oh, it was fun.
  4643. - It was just like walking in a cave.
  4644.  
  4645. 1021
  4646. 00:53:38,674 --> 00:53:40,384
  4647. Not knowing
  4648. what's going on over there.
  4649.  
  4650. 1022
  4651. 00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:43,637
  4652. <i>- And then we just...
  4653. - Relaxed.</i>
  4654.  
  4655. 1023
  4656. 00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:46,223
  4657. <i>...relaxed and we're having good time.</i>
  4658.  
  4659. 1024
  4660. 00:53:56,734 --> 00:53:59,027
  4661. This is our "Kirill was here" display.
  4662.  
  4663. 1025
  4664. 00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:02,531
  4665. He never was a troublemaker.
  4666.  
  4667. 1026
  4668. 00:54:03,615 --> 00:54:06,201
  4669. <i>He's polite, well-rounded.</i>
  4670.  
  4671. 1027
  4672. 00:54:06,702 --> 00:54:10,789
  4673. What he does has no reflection on him
  4674. as a person.
  4675.  
  4676. 1028
  4677. 00:54:11,665 --> 00:54:13,500
  4678. <i>It's his professional job.</i>
  4679.  
  4680. 1029
  4681. 00:54:14,334 --> 00:54:18,380
  4682. <i>If he is an actor, and he's portraying
  4683. a criminal, somebody bad,</i>
  4684.  
  4685. 1030
  4686. 00:54:18,464 --> 00:54:20,924
  4687. <i>you don't reflect it on the actor himself.</i>
  4688.  
  4689. 1031
  4690. 00:54:21,133 --> 00:54:25,596
  4691. It's really something unique
  4692. and he did something out of nothing.
  4693.  
  4694. 1032
  4695. 00:54:26,388 --> 00:54:28,140
  4696. And did it all by himself.
  4697.  
  4698. 1033
  4699. 00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,787
  4700. <i>What do you think it is about you, Paris,</i>
  4701.  
  4702. 1034
  4703. 00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:52,539
  4704. that everybody follows you around?
  4705.  
  4706. 1035
  4707. 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,834
  4708. Photographers, paparazzi. Why you?
  4709.  
  4710. 1036
  4711. 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,212
  4712. I have no idea.
  4713.  
  4714. 1037
  4715. 00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,380
  4716. I'm just living my life.
  4717.  
  4718. 1038
  4719. 00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:03,344
  4720. You don't call them up and say,
  4721. "I'm going down to Third Street tomorrow.
  4722.  
  4723. 1039
  4724. 00:55:03,383 --> 00:55:04,802
  4725. - Be there."
  4726. - No, actually,
  4727.  
  4728. 1040
  4729. 00:55:04,885 --> 00:55:07,638
  4730. from the moment I wake up
  4731. to the moment I go to sleep,
  4732.  
  4733. 1041
  4734. 00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:10,307
  4735. they're outside my house,
  4736. following me all day long.
  4737.  
  4738. 1042
  4739. 00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:22,194
  4740. <i>When I was growing up, I was obsessed
  4741. with Marilyn Monroe and Brigitte Bardot</i>
  4742.  
  4743. 1043
  4744. 00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:24,530
  4745. <i>and all these beautiful icons.</i>
  4746.  
  4747. 1044
  4748. 00:55:25,197 --> 00:55:26,949
  4749. <i>And always wanted to be like them.</i>
  4750.  
  4751. 1045
  4752. 00:55:28,534 --> 00:55:30,494
  4753. This is called the Paparazzi Machine.
  4754.  
  4755. 1046
  4756. 00:55:31,537 --> 00:55:33,038
  4757. <i>I practice in front of it.</i>
  4758.  
  4759. 1047
  4760. 00:55:33,497 --> 00:55:35,749
  4761. No, I'm kidding.
  4762.  
  4763. 1048
  4764. 00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:37,793
  4765. I think I've had enough practice
  4766. over the years.
  4767.  
  4768. 1049
  4769. 00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:40,754
  4770. Hello. Can we get
  4771. a couple fashion pictures, please?
  4772.  
  4773. 1050
  4774. 00:55:41,547 --> 00:55:45,008
  4775. - My outfit's awful.
  4776. - Oh no, you look beautiful. You're a doll.
  4777.  
  4778. 1051
  4779. 00:55:45,425 --> 00:55:48,095
  4780. <i>Back when I was a teenager,
  4781. there was no social media.</i>
  4782.  
  4783. 1052
  4784. 00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:50,389
  4785. I was just like this young girl,
  4786.  
  4787. 1053
  4788. 00:55:50,472 --> 00:55:54,643
  4789. a socialite, going to parties,
  4790. getting in trouble,
  4791.  
  4792. 1054
  4793. 00:55:55,602 --> 00:55:57,813
  4794. <i>and living my life</i>
  4795.  
  4796. 1055
  4797. 00:55:57,896 --> 00:56:02,985
  4798. and basically turned it
  4799. into a phenomenon.
  4800.  
  4801. 1056
  4802. 00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:07,924
  4803. <i>When I first moved to LA,
  4804. people had baseball hats on,</i>
  4805.  
  4806. 1057
  4807. 00:56:08,198 --> 00:56:11,159
  4808. totally dressed down,
  4809. didn't want any attention whatsoever.
  4810.  
  4811. 1058
  4812. 00:56:11,827 --> 00:56:13,954
  4813. <i>A few years later,
  4814. Paris kind of started</i>
  4815.  
  4816. 1059
  4817. 00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:17,040
  4818. <i>the "How to get famous
  4819. in 100 days" blueprint,</i>
  4820.  
  4821. 1060
  4822. 00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:19,751
  4823. <i>which was call the paparazzi,</i>
  4824.  
  4825. 1061
  4826. 00:56:20,502 --> 00:56:23,505
  4827. <i>expose as much of your private life
  4828. as you possibly can.</i>
  4829.  
  4830. 1062
  4831. 00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:26,609
  4832. - Paris, did you hit Lindsay?
  4833. - Ask her, she's right there.
  4834.  
  4835. 1063
  4836. 00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:28,093
  4837. Lindsay, tell them the truth.
  4838.  
  4839. 1064
  4840. 00:56:28,176 --> 00:56:29,928
  4841. <i>And you're off to the races.</i>
  4842.  
  4843. 1065
  4844. 00:56:31,346 --> 00:56:33,348
  4845. Let's go, let's go, let's go!
  4846.  
  4847. 1066
  4848. 00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:34,349
  4849. - Shit!
  4850. - Watch out.
  4851.  
  4852. 1067
  4853. 00:56:34,433 --> 00:56:37,019
  4854. - Bye, guys.
  4855. - How does it feel with all the flashes?
  4856.  
  4857. 1068
  4858. 00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:39,438
  4859. - Lot of light.
  4860. - Thank you, Paris!
  4861.  
  4862. 1069
  4863. 00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:45,277
  4864. It is weird, because sometimes
  4865. I will just hear clicks and flashes,
  4866.  
  4867. 1070
  4868. 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,987
  4869. even when they're not happening.
  4870.  
  4871. 1071
  4872. 00:56:47,112 --> 00:56:48,363
  4873. Just over the years,
  4874.  
  4875. 1072
  4876. 00:56:48,947 --> 00:56:51,617
  4877. especially if I'm at Cannes
  4878. or somewhere like that,
  4879.  
  4880. 1073
  4881. 00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:54,369
  4882. even when I'm walking in my hotel room
  4883. when there's no one,
  4884.  
  4885. 1074
  4886. 00:56:54,453 --> 00:56:57,581
  4887. I'll hear, like, this noise.
  4888.  
  4889. 1075
  4890. 00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:00,833
  4891. <i>Just forever.</i>
  4892.  
  4893. 1076
  4894. 00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,839
  4895. <i>I used to go out every single night,</i>
  4896.  
  4897. 1077
  4898. 00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:08,091
  4899. <i>and I lived for it.</i>
  4900.  
  4901. 1078
  4902. 00:57:08,675 --> 00:57:11,637
  4903. Now I just do not give a shit.
  4904.  
  4905. 1079
  4906. 00:57:11,762 --> 00:57:14,139
  4907. I'm just, like, over it.
  4908.  
  4909. 1080
  4910. 00:57:15,682 --> 00:57:17,225
  4911. You a big pedicure guy?
  4912.  
  4913. 1081
  4914. 00:57:17,309 --> 00:57:19,869
  4915. Yeah, I like to make sure that
  4916. I'm looking terrible at all times,
  4917.  
  4918. 1082
  4919. 00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:21,563
  4920. but I like my feet to be perfect.
  4921.  
  4922. 1083
  4923. 00:57:21,647 --> 00:57:23,440
  4924. - Yeah.
  4925. - I think what really makes
  4926.  
  4927. 1084
  4928. 00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:25,734
  4929. - the Fat Jewish the Fat Jewish...
  4930. <i>- Right.</i>
  4931.  
  4932. 1085
  4933. 00:57:25,817 --> 00:57:27,152
  4934. ...is the captions.
  4935.  
  4936. 1086
  4937. 00:57:27,235 --> 00:57:28,862
  4938. <i>How do you come up
  4939. with these captions?</i>
  4940.  
  4941. 1087
  4942. 00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:31,215
  4943. <i>How did George Washington found America?
  4944. Know what I mean?</i>
  4945.  
  4946. 1088
  4947. 00:57:31,239 --> 00:57:34,034
  4948. How did whoever painted
  4949. the Sistine Chapel do that?
  4950.  
  4951. 1089
  4952. 00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:35,803
  4953. <i>- Michelangelo? Was that who that was?
  4954. - Yes.</i>
  4955.  
  4956. 1090
  4957. 00:57:35,827 --> 00:57:37,747
  4958. - Whatever. Yeah, it just is.
  4959. - It's just a gift.
  4960.  
  4961. 1091
  4962. 00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:41,500
  4963. We begin with a scandal
  4964. that is rocking the internet.
  4965.  
  4966. 1092
  4967. 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:44,086
  4968. <i>A social media star
  4969. being called out for plagiarism.</i>
  4970.  
  4971. 1093
  4972. 00:57:44,795 --> 00:57:46,675
  4973. <i>He's basically taking
  4974. other people's memes</i>
  4975.  
  4976. 1094
  4977. 00:57:46,713 --> 00:57:49,967
  4978. <i>and he was posting them on Instagram
  4979. like he thought of them.</i>
  4980.  
  4981. 1095
  4982. 00:57:50,050 --> 00:57:51,843
  4983. <i>His Instagram bio even reads,</i>
  4984.  
  4985. 1096
  4986. 00:57:51,927 --> 00:57:55,430
  4987. <i>"United States Creative Director
  4988. of Internet Curatorial Affairs."</i>
  4989.  
  4990. 1097
  4991. 00:57:55,639 --> 00:57:57,182
  4992. This is my collection of comedy.
  4993.  
  4994. 1098
  4995. 00:57:57,265 --> 00:57:59,685
  4996. This is a fine tweet from 2015.
  4997.  
  4998. 1099
  4999. 00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:01,478
  5000. Great year, great year for tweets.
  5001.  
  5002. 1100
  5003. 00:58:02,145 --> 00:58:05,273
  5004. <i>Okay, you're getting millions of
  5005. followers, but off other people's work.</i>
  5006.  
  5007. 1101
  5008. 00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:07,985
  5009. <i>It used to be
  5010. they had to come see you,</i>
  5011.  
  5012. 1102
  5013. 00:58:08,068 --> 00:58:09,695
  5014. <i>steal it from you at the club.</i>
  5015.  
  5016. 1103
  5017. 00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:11,738
  5018. Now, somebody just sees you post it...
  5019.  
  5020. 1104
  5021. 00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,616
  5022. you know, screen capture, puts it up,
  5023.  
  5024. 1105
  5025. 00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:16,118
  5026. changes maybe one or two words,
  5027.  
  5028. 1106
  5029. 00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:18,078
  5030. and so now it's like take it
  5031. till you make it.
  5032.  
  5033. 1107
  5034. 00:58:18,787 --> 00:58:21,957
  5035. <i>He's going out of his way
  5036. to screengrab and cut out the credit.</i>
  5037.  
  5038. 1108
  5039. 00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:25,585
  5040. <i>And then making money,
  5041. signing with a talent agency,</i>
  5042.  
  5043. 1109
  5044. 00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:28,589
  5045. <i>- he signed with a Hollywood talent agency.
  5046. - Yeah, a modeling contract...</i>
  5047.  
  5048. 1110
  5049. 00:58:28,797 --> 00:58:29,923
  5050. <i>I can't even pay my rent,</i>
  5051.  
  5052. 1111
  5053. 00:58:30,007 --> 00:58:33,051
  5054. and this guy just got signed
  5055. a Comedy Central deal,
  5056.  
  5057. 1112
  5058. 00:58:33,135 --> 00:58:34,428
  5059. <i>a book...</i>
  5060.  
  5061. 1113
  5062. 00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:35,887
  5063. <i>He's being a fucking dick,</i>
  5064.  
  5065. 1114
  5066. 00:58:35,971 --> 00:58:37,597
  5067. <i>and he's probably a piece of crap.</i>
  5068.  
  5069. 1115
  5070. 00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:39,766
  5071. <i>The rest of the comic community</i>
  5072.  
  5073. 1116
  5074. 00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:41,560
  5075. <i>was so angry over it.</i>
  5076.  
  5077. 1117
  5078. 00:58:41,643 --> 00:58:43,311
  5079. So Comedy Central has decided
  5080.  
  5081. 1118
  5082. 00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:46,690
  5083. to put their plans to work with him
  5084. on hold indefinitely.
  5085.  
  5086. 1119
  5087. 00:58:46,773 --> 00:58:50,068
  5088. There are now thousands of other accounts
  5089. that engage in similar practices,
  5090.  
  5091. 1120
  5092. 00:58:50,152 --> 00:58:52,612
  5093. but the reason why we blew up
  5094. on the Fat Jew
  5095.  
  5096. 1121
  5097. 00:58:52,696 --> 00:58:54,865
  5098. was because he was
  5099. the best at stealing.
  5100.  
  5101. 1122
  5102. 00:58:56,450 --> 00:58:58,201
  5103. <i>I was basically the first to do it,</i>
  5104.  
  5105. 1123
  5106. 00:58:58,285 --> 00:59:00,412
  5107. <i>and people figured out
  5108. you can make money off of it.</i>
  5109.  
  5110. 1124
  5111. 00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:02,748
  5112. <i>And now it's a huge thing.
  5113. Lots of kids do it.</i>
  5114.  
  5115. 1125
  5116. 00:59:03,749 --> 00:59:06,376
  5117. I have an army of interns,
  5118. who actually get college credit.
  5119.  
  5120. 1126
  5121. 00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:08,420
  5122. They're getting great life experience
  5123. out of this.
  5124.  
  5125. 1127
  5126. 00:59:09,129 --> 00:59:11,715
  5127. I love how democratizing the internet is.
  5128.  
  5129. 1128
  5130. 00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:13,842
  5131. <i>It doesn't scare me at all.</i>
  5132.  
  5133. 1129
  5134. 00:59:13,925 --> 00:59:17,179
  5135. As far as plagiarism goes,
  5136. I think it's always been happening.
  5137.  
  5138. 1130
  5139. 00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:21,433
  5140. Think about how many politicians are using
  5141. the same recycled language
  5142.  
  5143. 1131
  5144. 00:59:21,516 --> 00:59:22,976
  5145. about morality and about family.
  5146.  
  5147. 1132
  5148. 00:59:23,852 --> 00:59:26,730
  5149. <i>It's really dangerous
  5150. for people to start limiting</i>
  5151.  
  5152. 1133
  5153. 00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:30,150
  5154. <i>and saying, like, "That doesn't count
  5155. for comedy," or "That's not original."</i>
  5156.  
  5157. 1134
  5158. 00:59:30,776 --> 00:59:33,153
  5159. <i>Older people,
  5160. who aren't of the internet,</i>
  5161.  
  5162. 1135
  5163. 00:59:33,236 --> 00:59:35,906
  5164. view IP and material one way,
  5165.  
  5166. 1136
  5167. 00:59:35,989 --> 00:59:38,366
  5168. <i>and younger kids view it
  5169. a different way.</i>
  5170.  
  5171. 1137
  5172. 00:59:38,742 --> 00:59:40,827
  5173. And the two are interacting
  5174. on a daily basis
  5175.  
  5176. 1138
  5177. 00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:42,370
  5178. in one giant, messy forum.
  5179.  
  5180. 1139
  5181. 00:59:42,454 --> 00:59:44,539
  5182. It was an argument that
  5183. needed to be had.
  5184.  
  5185. 1140
  5186. 00:59:44,623 --> 00:59:46,124
  5187. It was fucking brewing so hard.
  5188.  
  5189. 1141
  5190. 00:59:46,708 --> 00:59:49,002
  5191. <i>It needed a face
  5192. and they put the face on me.</i>
  5193.  
  5194. 1142
  5195. 00:59:49,628 --> 00:59:52,881
  5196. Josh understands why the people
  5197. who created the original posts
  5198.  
  5199. 1143
  5200. 00:59:52,964 --> 00:59:54,841
  5201. that he plays with on Instagram
  5202. are upset.
  5203.  
  5204. 1144
  5205. 00:59:54,925 --> 00:59:57,219
  5206. He says he will never post something
  5207. without credit again.
  5208.  
  5209. 1145
  5210. 00:59:57,302 --> 01:00:00,347
  5211. Any time someone says,
  5212. "Hey, that was my thing!"
  5213.  
  5214. 1146
  5215. 01:00:00,722 --> 01:00:01,722
  5216. Automatic credit.
  5217.  
  5218. 1147
  5219. 01:00:02,140 --> 01:00:04,935
  5220. Now... on a four-eyes basis,
  5221. man-to-man...
  5222.  
  5223. 1148
  5224. 01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:06,311
  5225. Yup.
  5226.  
  5227. 1149
  5228. 01:00:06,394 --> 01:00:09,731
  5229. What are the chances what you've just
  5230. given me is just a blizzard of bullshit?
  5231.  
  5232. 1150
  5233. 01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:15,612
  5234. <i>You can't do what I do
  5235. and be thin-skinned.</i>
  5236.  
  5237. 1151
  5238. 01:00:16,530 --> 01:00:18,198
  5239. Otherwise it will fuck you up.
  5240.  
  5241. 1152
  5242. 01:00:24,579 --> 01:00:27,707
  5243. <i>It looks like Vine's
  5244. six seconds of fame are over.</i>
  5245.  
  5246. 1153
  5247. 01:00:27,791 --> 01:00:30,168
  5248. <i>The company announced
  5249. on Thursday, October 27th</i>
  5250.  
  5251. 1154
  5252. 01:00:30,252 --> 01:00:33,130
  5253. <i>that it will be shutting down operations
  5254. in the coming months.</i>
  5255.  
  5256. 1155
  5257. 01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:36,133
  5258. <i>Now I feel like
  5259. I'm back to square one.</i>
  5260.  
  5261. 1156
  5262. 01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:40,846
  5263. And I'm just trying to do
  5264. regular acting again,
  5265.  
  5266. 1157
  5267. 01:00:40,929 --> 01:00:42,430
  5268. but it's really hard.
  5269.  
  5270. 1158
  5271. 01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:44,558
  5272. Welcome to <i>Seinfeld.</i>
  5273.  
  5274. 1159
  5275. 01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:46,560
  5276. Oh yay! Okay, and where
  5277. do I get changed?
  5278.  
  5279. 1160
  5280. 01:00:46,935 --> 01:00:48,228
  5281. Right over there.
  5282.  
  5283. 1161
  5284. 01:00:48,603 --> 01:00:50,147
  5285. I get changed in that thing?
  5286.  
  5287. 1162
  5288. 01:00:50,939 --> 01:00:52,607
  5289. Guys, I'm A-list, okay?
  5290.  
  5291. 1163
  5292. 01:00:52,691 --> 01:00:54,067
  5293. This is big stuff here.
  5294.  
  5295. 1164
  5296. 01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:57,195
  5297. <i>I went out for a couple shows.
  5298. I didn't book anything.</i>
  5299.  
  5300. 1165
  5301. 01:00:57,571 --> 01:01:01,908
  5302. I go in on these auditions, and people
  5303. don't really wanna take you seriously
  5304.  
  5305. 1166
  5306. 01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:05,203
  5307. 'cause they're like,
  5308. "Oh, I saw that video of you, where, like,
  5309.  
  5310. 1167
  5311. 01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:07,247
  5312. your dog stuck its mouth
  5313. in your mouth.
  5314.  
  5315. 1168
  5316. 01:01:07,330 --> 01:01:10,792
  5317. That was hilarious. Sorry, you're reading
  5318. for this role? Sorry? What?"
  5319.  
  5320. 1169
  5321. 01:01:10,876 --> 01:01:14,337
  5322. And then they don't wanna...
  5323. they don't see you as an actor
  5324.  
  5325. 1170
  5326. 01:01:14,421 --> 01:01:16,524
  5327. and I'm like, "No, no! I've done,
  5328. thousands of plays!"
  5329.  
  5330. 1171
  5331. 01:01:16,548 --> 01:01:18,693
  5332. They're like, "Oh no, no! That's cool.
  5333. What about that video
  5334.  
  5335. 1172
  5336. 01:01:18,717 --> 01:01:21,094
  5337. <i>where your dog farted
  5338. in your mouth? That was good."</i>
  5339.  
  5340. 1173
  5341. 01:01:22,429 --> 01:01:24,139
  5342. Now it's like...
  5343.  
  5344. 1174
  5345. 01:01:25,432 --> 01:01:26,766
  5346. Yeah, I'm that Vine girl.
  5347.  
  5348. 1175
  5349. 01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:30,562
  5350. <i>A couple hit me up,
  5351. like a guy and a girl.</i>
  5352.  
  5353. 1176
  5354. 01:01:31,146 --> 01:01:32,146
  5355. I texted them.
  5356.  
  5357. 1177
  5358. 01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:33,607
  5359. Let's hope they show up.
  5360.  
  5361. 1178
  5362. 01:01:37,485 --> 01:01:39,279
  5363. - What's up, buddy? Kirill.
  5364. - What's up, man?
  5365.  
  5366. 1179
  5367. 01:01:39,362 --> 01:01:40,715
  5368. - Dakota. How are you?
  5369. - How are ya?
  5370.  
  5371. 1180
  5372. 01:01:40,739 --> 01:01:42,407
  5373. - This is Alexis.
  5374. - How are ya? Kirill.
  5375.  
  5376. 1181
  5377. 01:01:42,490 --> 01:01:43,909
  5378. - Who's getting tattooed?
  5379. - Both.
  5380.  
  5381. 1182
  5382. 01:01:43,992 --> 01:01:44,868
  5383. What are you thinking?
  5384.  
  5385. 1183
  5386. 01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:47,597
  5387. I'm thinking literally what you write,
  5388. what you do with the sharpie?
  5389.  
  5390. 1184
  5391. 01:01:47,621 --> 01:01:49,623
  5392. I usually write "slutwhisperer."
  5393.  
  5394. 1185
  5395. 01:01:49,915 --> 01:01:53,210
  5396. But I think that's a terrible thing
  5397. to put on someone's body, honestly.
  5398.  
  5399. 1186
  5400. 01:01:53,752 --> 01:01:56,046
  5401. - Okay.
  5402. - Unless, you're cool with it?
  5403.  
  5404. 1187
  5405. 01:01:56,171 --> 01:01:57,851
  5406. I mean, that's what we thought
  5407. it would be.
  5408.  
  5409. 1188
  5410. 01:01:57,881 --> 01:01:59,650
  5411. - Fine, let's do it.
  5412. - I don't want Kirill on my ass.
  5413.  
  5414. 1189
  5415. 01:01:59,674 --> 01:02:01,074
  5416. So let's do slutwhisperer.
  5417.  
  5418. 1190
  5419. 01:02:01,885 --> 01:02:04,846
  5420. <i>I haven't even fucking written this sober
  5421. in God knows how long.</i>
  5422.  
  5423. 1191
  5424. 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:13,647
  5425. - Is this your first couples' tattoo?
  5426. - First couples' butt cheek tattoo. Yeah.
  5427.  
  5428. 1192
  5429. 01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:15,482
  5430. And you guys have been together
  5431. how long?
  5432.  
  5433. 1193
  5434. 01:02:15,565 --> 01:02:16,565
  5435. Like officially?
  5436.  
  5437. 1194
  5438. 01:02:18,526 --> 01:02:21,571
  5439. Ten days? Obviously you guys
  5440. are gonna be together forever.
  5441.  
  5442. 1195
  5443. 01:02:21,655 --> 01:02:24,282
  5444. Like, this could be
  5445. a thing you tell your grandkids one day.
  5446.  
  5447. 1196
  5448. 01:02:24,366 --> 01:02:26,284
  5449. I better get an invite to the wedding.
  5450.  
  5451. 1197
  5452. 01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:29,491
  5453. Yeah, it looks good.
  5454.  
  5455. 1198
  5456. 01:02:31,623 --> 01:02:32,983
  5457. Just get a little closer together.
  5458.  
  5459. 1199
  5460. 01:02:33,458 --> 01:02:34,292
  5461. Perfect.
  5462.  
  5463. 1200
  5464. 01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:36,096
  5465. - You guys coming to the party?
  5466. - Fuck yeah.
  5467.  
  5468. 1201
  5469. 01:02:37,003 --> 01:02:38,505
  5470. It's America's future right there.
  5471.  
  5472. 1202
  5473. 01:02:39,422 --> 01:02:42,342
  5474. You think that relationship's gonna last?
  5475. Ten days they've been together.
  5476.  
  5477. 1203
  5478. 01:02:42,425 --> 01:02:44,094
  5479. Nineteen and 21 years old.
  5480.  
  5481. 1204
  5482. 01:02:44,844 --> 01:02:49,474
  5483. It's weird seeing someone just, like,
  5484. really into me, like that. You know?
  5485.  
  5486. 1205
  5487. 01:02:58,566 --> 01:03:00,277
  5488. It's the slut whisperer!
  5489.  
  5490. 1206
  5491. 01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:01,610
  5492. What up?
  5493.  
  5494. 1207
  5495. 01:03:02,529 --> 01:03:05,782
  5496. Technically, you're not supposed to
  5497. blow into this, until 20 minutes after
  5498.  
  5499. 1208
  5500. 01:03:05,865 --> 01:03:08,425
  5501. your last drink, because you have
  5502. so much alcohol on your breath,
  5503.  
  5504. 1209
  5505. 01:03:08,493 --> 01:03:10,662
  5506. it'll literally register,
  5507. like, you're dead.
  5508.  
  5509. 1210
  5510. 01:03:10,912 --> 01:03:13,331
  5511. - What up!
  5512. - Oh, girlies!
  5513.  
  5514. 1211
  5515. 01:03:13,415 --> 01:03:14,582
  5516. - Hi, guys!
  5517. - Oh, wow.
  5518.  
  5519. 1212
  5520. 01:03:14,666 --> 01:03:16,501
  5521. - I brought you a present.
  5522. - Thank you.
  5523.  
  5524. 1213
  5525. 01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:19,004
  5526. - Got some Jamo.
  5527. - We know you're a what.
  5528.  
  5529. 1214
  5530. 01:03:19,087 --> 01:03:20,839
  5531. They know how to make my dick soft.
  5532.  
  5533. 1215
  5534. 01:03:21,339 --> 01:03:24,384
  5535. I got over 250 DMs
  5536. the first time we hung out
  5537.  
  5538. 1216
  5539. 01:03:24,467 --> 01:03:27,887
  5540. because you said I bleached my butthole
  5541. and put my Instagram name.
  5542.  
  5543. 1217
  5544. 01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:30,932
  5545. <i>There's just so many girls at the parties.</i>
  5546.  
  5547. 1218
  5548. 01:03:31,016 --> 01:03:32,976
  5549. <i>They're like, "Oh!"
  5550. You already know, like, "Okay.</i>
  5551.  
  5552. 1219
  5553. 01:03:33,184 --> 01:03:35,186
  5554. <i>She's going to want to have sex with me."</i>
  5555.  
  5556. 1220
  5557. 01:03:36,062 --> 01:03:38,942
  5558. <i>I'm gonna wanna have sex with her.
  5559. We might as well have already done it.</i>
  5560.  
  5561. 1221
  5562. 01:03:40,442 --> 01:03:41,442
  5563. It's just fun.
  5564.  
  5565. 1222
  5566. 01:03:41,860 --> 01:03:45,238
  5567. You get to hit someone with a hard dick.
  5568. It'll knock their teeth out.
  5569.  
  5570. 1223
  5571. 01:03:45,322 --> 01:03:47,157
  5572. <i>This girl that I met at a party,</i>
  5573.  
  5574. 1224
  5575. 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:49,993
  5576. <i>we're having sex, and she just stops
  5577. and looks at me,</i>
  5578.  
  5579. 1225
  5580. 01:03:50,285 --> 01:03:52,746
  5581. "You know, I've never fucked
  5582. a celebrity before."
  5583.  
  5584. 1226
  5585. 01:03:52,871 --> 01:03:56,791
  5586. And I just, literally, never wanted
  5587. to die more in my life than that moment.
  5588.  
  5589. 1227
  5590. 01:03:57,208 --> 01:03:58,668
  5591. It's just so, like, how...
  5592.  
  5593. 1228
  5594. 01:03:59,461 --> 01:04:02,464
  5595. like that's your existence.
  5596. Like that's a goal.
  5597.  
  5598. 1229
  5599. 01:04:03,423 --> 01:04:05,884
  5600. And me, of all people, like,
  5601. "Honey, you think..."
  5602.  
  5603. 1230
  5604. 01:04:07,802 --> 01:04:10,472
  5605. <i>Then to realize you're just as guilty
  5606. as everybody else.</i>
  5607.  
  5608. 1231
  5609. 01:04:10,555 --> 01:04:13,141
  5610. I will shit all over all these girls
  5611. that're like, "Oh, my God,
  5612.  
  5613. 1232
  5614. 01:04:13,224 --> 01:04:15,602
  5615. celebrity blah, blah."
  5616. And then they fuck me for the story,
  5617.  
  5618. 1233
  5619. 01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:16,895
  5620. but I do the same thing.
  5621.  
  5622. 1234
  5623. 01:04:17,062 --> 01:04:18,438
  5624. So, I'm just as guilty.
  5625.  
  5626. 1235
  5627. 01:04:20,982 --> 01:04:23,568
  5628. <i>I don't like being alone, I've realized.
  5629. I just don't.</i>
  5630.  
  5631. 1236
  5632. 01:04:23,651 --> 01:04:26,931
  5633. <i>I'm one of those people that I constantly
  5634. would like to have a friend on the couch.</i>
  5635.  
  5636. 1237
  5637. 01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:29,824
  5638. <i>'Cause I don't like to be
  5639. alone with my thoughts.</i>
  5640.  
  5641. 1238
  5642. 01:04:29,949 --> 01:04:31,868
  5643. <i>I think I go into, like, dark places.</i>
  5644.  
  5645. 1239
  5646. 01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:37,499
  5647. <i>All these people love you
  5648. when you go out,</i>
  5649.  
  5650. 1240
  5651. 01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:41,605
  5652. <i>and then you go home to your hotel room
  5653. and you're just like...</i>
  5654.  
  5655. 1241
  5656. 01:04:41,836 --> 01:04:43,421
  5657. <i>dreading the next city you gotta go to.</i>
  5658.  
  5659. 1242
  5660. 01:04:50,470 --> 01:04:53,223
  5661. You think any grown man
  5662. of 33 years old
  5663.  
  5664. 1243
  5665. 01:04:53,306 --> 01:04:54,986
  5666. is doing this somewhere else
  5667. on the planet?
  5668.  
  5669. 1244
  5670. 01:04:59,479 --> 01:05:02,065
  5671. <i>It's difficult when you have
  5672. five nights of partying in a row</i>
  5673.  
  5674. 1245
  5675. 01:05:02,148 --> 01:05:04,818
  5676. <i>and you have to get on an airplane,
  5677. go across the country.</i>
  5678.  
  5679. 1246
  5680. 01:05:06,403 --> 01:05:08,071
  5681. <i>And then give people the same energy.</i>
  5682.  
  5683. 1247
  5684. 01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:10,532
  5685. <i>Every night.</i>
  5686.  
  5687. 1248
  5688. 01:05:13,618 --> 01:05:16,371
  5689. <i>It's strenuous to have
  5690. any real relationship with someone.</i>
  5691.  
  5692. 1249
  5693. 01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:18,665
  5694. <i>I want a family.</i>
  5695.  
  5696. 1250
  5697. 01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:21,835
  5698. I don't know if I'll be married
  5699. in five years,
  5700.  
  5701. 1251
  5702. 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:24,629
  5703. but, yeah, I don't wanna be
  5704. that guy that's, like,
  5705.  
  5706. 1252
  5707. 01:05:24,712 --> 01:05:26,131
  5708. that people feel sad for.
  5709.  
  5710. 1253
  5711. 01:05:26,214 --> 01:05:28,859
  5712. <i>Even though they don't, 'cause they're
  5713. like, "Oh, you live the crazy life!"</i>
  5714.  
  5715. 1254
  5716. 01:05:28,883 --> 01:05:31,363
  5717. <i>But they don't realize that I look
  5718. at their lives and I'm like,</i>
  5719.  
  5720. 1255
  5721. 01:05:31,678 --> 01:05:33,096
  5722. "That's kinda cool, too.
  5723.  
  5724. 1256
  5725. 01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:34,889
  5726. That you, like, built something.
  5727.  
  5728. 1257
  5729. 01:05:35,056 --> 01:05:37,559
  5730. Like I haven't built, like, shit."
  5731.  
  5732. 1258
  5733. 01:05:38,852 --> 01:05:42,689
  5734. You know? Like, outside of this world.
  5735.  
  5736. 1259
  5737. 01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:47,152
  5738. <i>That's why I can't go to bed sober.</i>
  5739.  
  5740. 1260
  5741. 01:05:48,153 --> 01:05:51,531
  5742. <i>'Cause I just sit there and think about
  5743. all this shit and argue with myself.</i>
  5744.  
  5745. 1261
  5746. 01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:54,033
  5747. <i>I have to be, like,
  5748. really exhausted to fall asleep.</i>
  5749.  
  5750. 1262
  5751. 01:06:03,501 --> 01:06:06,101
  5752. <i>The end game for these people,
  5753. I think, is gonna be sad.</i>
  5754.  
  5755. 1263
  5756. 01:06:06,713 --> 01:06:08,673
  5757. <i>They're in the spotlight,
  5758. but when it's done,</i>
  5759.  
  5760. 1264
  5761. 01:06:08,756 --> 01:06:12,552
  5762. it's done and they're not equipped to do
  5763. anything else in life. Where do you go?
  5764.  
  5765. 1265
  5766. 01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:15,054
  5767. So, you're getting paid
  5768. however many thousands of dollars
  5769.  
  5770. 1266
  5771. 01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:18,016
  5772. <i>to show up and pour champagne
  5773. on some chick's boobs,</i>
  5774.  
  5775. 1267
  5776. 01:06:18,141 --> 01:06:19,476
  5777. <i>but what happens when you're 50</i>
  5778.  
  5779. 1268
  5780. 01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:21,978
  5781. <i>and no one wants you pouring champagne
  5782. anywhere on them?</i>
  5783.  
  5784. 1269
  5785. 01:06:22,061 --> 01:06:23,480
  5786. <i>Or even, like, breathing on them?</i>
  5787.  
  5788. 1270
  5789. 01:06:23,771 --> 01:06:26,191
  5790. All hail the slut whisperer.
  5791.  
  5792. 1271
  5793. 01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:30,445
  5794. <i>Everything on the internet
  5795. is eternal. These are the images</i>
  5796.  
  5797. 1272
  5798. 01:06:30,528 --> 01:06:33,656
  5799. <i>that are burned in our brain,
  5800. so for you to recreate yourself,</i>
  5801.  
  5802. 1273
  5803. 01:06:33,740 --> 01:06:34,824
  5804. <i>it's very difficult.</i>
  5805.  
  5806. 1274
  5807. 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:38,203
  5808. <i>Unless you are Paris Hilton,
  5809. you can't just reinvent yourself.</i>
  5810.  
  5811. 1275
  5812. 01:06:38,453 --> 01:06:42,916
  5813. She set the bar so low
  5814. in terms of, like, what people thought
  5815.  
  5816. 1276
  5817. 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:45,239
  5818. that she was capable of
  5819. and then it was like, "Oh my God!
  5820.  
  5821. 1277
  5822. 01:06:45,543 --> 01:06:49,214
  5823. <i>I accidentally started
  5824. 15 perfume lines in Dubai."</i>
  5825.  
  5826. 1278
  5827. 01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:51,424
  5828. Can you horrify my viewers now?
  5829.  
  5830. 1279
  5831. 01:06:51,508 --> 01:06:56,179
  5832. Tell them how much the last fragrance,
  5833. 16th, Dazzle,
  5834.  
  5835. 1280
  5836. 01:06:56,262 --> 01:06:57,889
  5837. how much it took in sales?
  5838.  
  5839. 1281
  5840. 01:06:57,972 --> 01:07:01,017
  5841. <i>I have 19 different product lines.
  5842. Dog clothes,</i>
  5843.  
  5844. 1282
  5845. 01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:03,478
  5846. <i>haircare, makeup...</i>
  5847.  
  5848. 1283
  5849. 01:07:04,354 --> 01:07:07,190
  5850. <i>sunglasses, handbags,</i>
  5851.  
  5852. 1284
  5853. 01:07:07,273 --> 01:07:09,817
  5854. <i>clothing, fragrances.</i>
  5855.  
  5856. 1285
  5857. 01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:14,405
  5858. <i>Every product you can think of, I make.</i>
  5859.  
  5860. 1286
  5861. 01:07:14,489 --> 01:07:16,199
  5862. Oh my God, you collected all of them?
  5863.  
  5864. 1287
  5865. 01:07:16,282 --> 01:07:17,408
  5866. Look at that.
  5867.  
  5868. 1288
  5869. 01:07:18,243 --> 01:07:19,452
  5870. There you go. Okay?
  5871.  
  5872. 1289
  5873. 01:07:20,995 --> 01:07:22,121
  5874. Let's try another one.
  5875.  
  5876. 1290
  5877. 01:07:24,249 --> 01:07:26,376
  5878. Hit me. Oh wow.
  5879.  
  5880. 1291
  5881. 01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:28,099
  5882. - How good is that smell?
  5883. - That shit's...
  5884.  
  5885. 1292
  5886. 01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:29,980
  5887. <i>You think you understand
  5888. what she's doing,</i>
  5889.  
  5890. 1293
  5891. 01:07:30,004 --> 01:07:31,724
  5892. <i>and then she'll become a DJ
  5893. and you're like,</i>
  5894.  
  5895. 1294
  5896. 01:07:31,756 --> 01:07:33,841
  5897. <i>"Oh, groan, she's gonna become a DJ."</i>
  5898.  
  5899. 1295
  5900. 01:07:33,925 --> 01:07:38,263
  5901. <i>Next thing you know, she's DJing
  5902. on a floating zero-gravity stage</i>
  5903.  
  5904. 1296
  5905. 01:07:38,346 --> 01:07:41,432
  5906. <i>for the Sultan of Brunei and
  5907. his three thousand falcons.</i>
  5908.  
  5909. 1297
  5910. 01:07:41,516 --> 01:07:43,268
  5911. <i>One, two...</i>
  5912.  
  5913. 1298
  5914. 01:07:44,143 --> 01:07:45,603
  5915. Okay, we are live.
  5916.  
  5917. 1299
  5918. 01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:48,189
  5919. It's me, the queen Paris Hilton. Yup.
  5920.  
  5921. 1300
  5922. 01:07:50,191 --> 01:07:52,795
  5923. - Turn up the clea...
  5924. - Sorry. I just came out with my new, uh,
  5925.  
  5926. 1301
  5927. 01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:54,404
  5928. Paris Hilton push-up bra line.
  5929.  
  5930. 1302
  5931. 01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:56,531
  5932. So before we mention
  5933. our other project...
  5934.  
  5935. 1303
  5936. 01:07:56,614 --> 01:07:58,676
  5937. - Right, let's talk about...
  5938. - ...I'm mentioning this one.
  5939.  
  5940. 1304
  5941. 01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:01,536
  5942. - Let's talk about phenomenal cleavage.
  5943. - And yeah, they're real.
  5944.  
  5945. 1305
  5946. 01:08:01,619 --> 01:08:04,872
  5947. Also they're real. Um...
  5948.  
  5949. 1306
  5950. 01:08:04,956 --> 01:08:07,834
  5951. Okay, we, uh, we're here today...
  5952. today is special.
  5953.  
  5954. 1307
  5955. 01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,752
  5956. Today is, like, a big... it's a big day
  5957.  
  5958. 1308
  5959. 01:08:09,836 --> 01:08:11,836
  5960. because we've been working on this
  5961. for a long time.
  5962.  
  5963. 1309
  5964. 01:08:11,879 --> 01:08:15,091
  5965. I've been up on fake news for years.
  5966. You know, creating fake news stories,
  5967.  
  5968. 1310
  5969. 01:08:15,174 --> 01:08:16,843
  5970. running them onto Twitter, and, like,
  5971.  
  5972. 1311
  5973. 01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:20,054
  5974. basically seeing how they actually play
  5975. into the real world,
  5976.  
  5977. 1312
  5978. 01:08:20,138 --> 01:08:23,057
  5979. was something that I feel proud
  5980. to have somewhat pioneered.
  5981.  
  5982. 1313
  5983. 01:08:23,141 --> 01:08:25,727
  5984. And that went for everything to products,
  5985. I remember, um,
  5986.  
  5987. 1314
  5988. 01:08:25,810 --> 01:08:27,895
  5989. a bunch of years ago
  5990. I invented a Louboutin shoe
  5991.  
  5992. 1315
  5993. 01:08:27,979 --> 01:08:29,397
  5994. <i>that was made of dehydrated kale.</i>
  5995.  
  5996. 1316
  5997. 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:31,399
  5998. <i>And I got someone
  5999. at </i>Huffington Post<i> to run it</i>
  6000.  
  6001. 1317
  6002. 01:08:31,482 --> 01:08:33,402
  6003. <i>and, you know, this site
  6004. and that site to run it.</i>
  6005.  
  6006. 1318
  6007. 01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:36,088
  6008. <i>Next thing you know, Louboutin's getting
  6009. hundreds of calls from people,</i>
  6010.  
  6011. 1319
  6012. 01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:39,032
  6013. being like, "Where can we buy
  6014. the fucking dehydrated kale shoe?"
  6015.  
  6016. 1320
  6017. 01:08:39,324 --> 01:08:42,493
  6018. And that was straight-up fake news.
  6019. I can immediately call,
  6020.  
  6021. 1321
  6022. 01:08:42,577 --> 01:08:46,623
  6023. you know, somebody I knew at whatever site
  6024. I knew had traffic and say,
  6025.  
  6026. 1322
  6027. 01:08:46,706 --> 01:08:50,168
  6028. "This is funny. Wink wink. I want
  6029. you on the inside. Don't tell anybody."
  6030.  
  6031. 1323
  6032. 01:08:50,251 --> 01:08:53,087
  6033. And run a story about
  6034. how I'm getting breast implants.
  6035.  
  6036. 1324
  6037. 01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:57,091
  6038. It doesn't matter whether I'm ever gonna
  6039. get them or not. It just becomes reality.
  6040.  
  6041. 1325
  6042. 01:08:57,175 --> 01:08:59,844
  6043. The internet and real life
  6044. are like careening towa...
  6045.  
  6046. 1326
  6047. 01:08:59,927 --> 01:09:02,597
  6048. This is the internet. This is reality.
  6049.  
  6050. 1327
  6051. 01:09:02,722 --> 01:09:05,475
  6052. They were just, like,
  6053. careening towards each other
  6054.  
  6055. 1328
  6056. 01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:06,809
  6057. to become one.
  6058.  
  6059. 1329
  6060. 01:09:07,727 --> 01:09:10,563
  6061. <i>When I met Paris, I started thinking,
  6062. "What can we do that's, like,</i>
  6063.  
  6064. 1330
  6065. 01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:13,149
  6066. you know, not too ridiculous
  6067. and over-the-top that, like,
  6068.  
  6069. 1331
  6070. 01:09:13,232 --> 01:09:14,067
  6071. you know, like...
  6072.  
  6073. 1332
  6074. 01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:16,152
  6075. we can really fool people
  6076. and troll them and,
  6077.  
  6078. 1333
  6079. 01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:17,987
  6080. get people to think
  6081. that it's fucking true.”
  6082.  
  6083. 1334
  6084. 01:09:19,364 --> 01:09:20,907
  6085. <i>Look at all of these baby DJs.</i>
  6086.  
  6087. 1335
  6088. 01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:22,283
  6089. This is a huge market now.
  6090.  
  6091. 1336
  6092. 01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:29,540
  6093. Paris is a sick DJ and, like,
  6094. does parties in Ibiza for children.
  6095.  
  6096. 1337
  6097. 01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:32,377
  6098. So, like, a lot of this
  6099. actually makes sense.
  6100.  
  6101. 1338
  6102. 01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:35,004
  6103. Okay, we've been working on this
  6104. for a long time.
  6105.  
  6106. 1339
  6107. 01:09:35,088 --> 01:09:37,340
  6108. - You must know child DJs.
  6109. - I actually do.
  6110.  
  6111. 1340
  6112. 01:09:37,757 --> 01:09:40,551
  6113. There are a lot of baby DJs now,
  6114.  
  6115. 1341
  6116. 01:09:40,635 --> 01:09:43,096
  6117. but here's the thing,
  6118. no one has anything to wear.
  6119.  
  6120. 1342
  6121. 01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:44,972
  6122. <i>Like, look,
  6123. this kid's having a great time.</i>
  6124.  
  6125. 1343
  6126. 01:09:45,056 --> 01:09:47,183
  6127. There are kinda, like,
  6128. lasers coming out of his hands,
  6129.  
  6130. 1344
  6131. 01:09:47,266 --> 01:09:48,726
  6132. but look at your man's outfit.
  6133.  
  6134. 1345
  6135. 01:09:48,810 --> 01:09:50,812
  6136. Who knows what kinda options
  6137. you have to go party?
  6138.  
  6139. 1346
  6140. 01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:52,939
  6141. You haven't had that many, until now.
  6142.  
  6143. 1347
  6144. 01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:57,360
  6145. Bottle Service. Bottle Service is a line
  6146. of clothing and accessories
  6147.  
  6148. 1348
  6149. 01:09:57,443 --> 01:10:00,279
  6150. for these baby DJs and for these kids
  6151. who are going to parties.
  6152.  
  6153. 1349
  6154. 01:10:01,698 --> 01:10:03,282
  6155. "Fuck milk, gimmie bass."
  6156.  
  6157. 1350
  6158. 01:10:03,741 --> 01:10:04,575
  6159. Fire.
  6160.  
  6161. 1351
  6162. 01:10:04,659 --> 01:10:07,078
  6163. This one is an homage
  6164. to really all the women...
  6165.  
  6166. 1352
  6167. 01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:09,247
  6168. who have slept with Diplo.
  6169.  
  6170. 1353
  6171. 01:10:09,330 --> 01:10:12,625
  6172. Who else is doing this?
  6173. No one. No one.
  6174.  
  6175. 1354
  6176. 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,253
  6177. - Peace out.
  6178. - Bottle Service.
  6179.  
  6180. 1355
  6181. 01:10:15,837 --> 01:10:17,505
  6182. <i>So we just did an Instagram Live,</i>
  6183.  
  6184. 1356
  6185. 01:10:17,964 --> 01:10:21,634
  6186. <i>and 2.72 million people tuned in.</i>
  6187.  
  6188. 1357
  6189. 01:10:22,009 --> 01:10:24,929
  6190. Someone just tweeted a "yaaas"
  6191. at both of us that has,
  6192.  
  6193. 1358
  6194. 01:10:25,012 --> 01:10:28,683
  6195. I'm not kidding you, 95 S's.
  6196.  
  6197. 1359
  6198. 01:10:29,350 --> 01:10:33,604
  6199. It's just like, "Yaassssssss."
  6200.  
  6201. 1360
  6202. 01:10:35,356 --> 01:10:38,693
  6203. The comments are just fucking popping.
  6204. There're literally thousands of comments.
  6205.  
  6206. 1361
  6207. 01:10:38,776 --> 01:10:40,236
  6208. "Will you ship to Taipei?"
  6209.  
  6210. 1362
  6211. 01:10:40,319 --> 01:10:42,363
  6212. Someone said they want ten of them.
  6213.  
  6214. 1363
  6215. 01:10:42,447 --> 01:10:43,906
  6216. - The bottles.
  6217. - Ten bottles...
  6218.  
  6219. 1364
  6220. 01:10:43,990 --> 01:10:46,301
  6221. But they said they don't have a baby.
  6222. They want it for themselves.
  6223.  
  6224. 1365
  6225. 01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:49,328
  6226. - That's so...
  6227. - That's so dope.
  6228.  
  6229. 1366
  6230. 01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:52,516
  6231. - Like, people going to clubs with bottles.
  6232. - They're definitely in Germany. Yeah.
  6233.  
  6234. 1367
  6235. 01:10:52,540 --> 01:10:55,060
  6236. They're like, "We love"...
  6237. Yeah, 'cause German people are, like,
  6238.  
  6239. 1368
  6240. 01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:56,644
  6241. breast-feeding each other
  6242. in nightclubs.
  6243.  
  6244. 1369
  6245. 01:10:56,711 --> 01:10:58,897
  6246. And they're definitely...
  6247. with baby bottles and diapers.
  6248.  
  6249. 1370
  6250. 01:10:58,921 --> 01:11:00,047
  6251. We gotta do diapers.
  6252.  
  6253. 1371
  6254. 01:11:00,798 --> 01:11:02,592
  6255. Glow-in-the-dark diapers?!
  6256.  
  6257. 1372
  6258. 01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:10,200
  6259. <i>What's crazy about this is not only
  6260. can we tell people that we're doing this</i>
  6261.  
  6262. 1373
  6263. 01:11:10,224 --> 01:11:14,020
  6264. <i>and actually fool them and get stories
  6265. written from credible places that, like,</i>
  6266.  
  6267. 1374
  6268. 01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:16,898
  6269. <i>won't do any research
  6270. and will just believe it 'cause we say it,</i>
  6271.  
  6272. 1375
  6273. 01:11:16,981 --> 01:11:19,776
  6274. but also, there's a very real chance
  6275.  
  6276. 1376
  6277. 01:11:19,859 --> 01:11:21,819
  6278. that people start
  6279. demanding this product,
  6280.  
  6281. 1377
  6282. 01:11:21,903 --> 01:11:24,383
  6283. and that we actually need to
  6284. start producing it and selling it.
  6285.  
  6286. 1378
  6287. 01:11:24,447 --> 01:11:25,865
  6288. Is the website up?
  6289.  
  6290. 1379
  6291. 01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:28,343
  6292. - The website's up...
  6293. - But what if people are gonna make orders
  6294.  
  6295. 1380
  6296. 01:11:28,367 --> 01:11:30,745
  6297. and it's gonna be fake,
  6298. and they're gonna say we're a scam.
  6299.  
  6300. 1381
  6301. 01:11:30,828 --> 01:11:31,829
  6302. That'd be dope.
  6303.  
  6304. 1382
  6305. 01:11:32,038 --> 01:11:33,247
  6306. No, we'll make more...
  6307.  
  6308. 1383
  6309. 01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:38,336
  6310. I feel real good about this project.
  6311.  
  6312. 1384
  6313. 01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:40,421
  6314. Once you sign off, it's a go.
  6315.  
  6316. 1385
  6317. 01:11:40,505 --> 01:11:43,508
  6318. I talked to the attorneys.
  6319. I've talked to your lawyer.
  6320.  
  6321. 1386
  6322. 01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:47,094
  6323. We got your royalties.
  6324. I'm grateful for you working with me.
  6325.  
  6326. 1387
  6327. 01:11:47,178 --> 01:11:48,679
  6328. <i>He is four months old,</i>
  6329.  
  6330. 1388
  6331. 01:11:48,763 --> 01:11:51,641
  6332. and he is the executive producer
  6333. of this song?
  6334.  
  6335. 1389
  6336. 01:11:51,724 --> 01:11:54,143
  6337. <i>Yes, he's in the studio,
  6338. listening to the songs with me,</i>
  6339.  
  6340. 1390
  6341. 01:11:54,227 --> 01:11:57,021
  6342. <i>going over if the beats are right,
  6343. if the energy's right.</i>
  6344.  
  6345. 1391
  6346. 01:11:57,104 --> 01:11:58,984
  6347. If he's not in the studio
  6348. while we're recording,
  6349.  
  6350. 1392
  6351. 01:11:59,023 --> 01:12:01,084
  6352. <i>I FaceTime him and put him
  6353. on the phone with an artist.</i>
  6354.  
  6355. 1393
  6356. 01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:04,278
  6357. Thank you for executive producing
  6358. my album, I appreciate that.
  6359.  
  6360. 1394
  6361. 01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:06,364
  6362. My son is the executive producer,
  6363.  
  6364. 1395
  6365. 01:12:06,447 --> 01:12:08,616
  6366. not only of this song with me,
  6367. Beyoncé and Jay-Z,
  6368.  
  6369. 1396
  6370. 01:12:08,699 --> 01:12:10,076
  6371. <i>but also my new album,</i>
  6372.  
  6373. 1397
  6374. 01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:11,845
  6375. <i>top ten record in the country
  6376. in three weeks,</i>
  6377.  
  6378. 1398
  6379. 01:12:11,869 --> 01:12:14,163
  6380. <i>soon to be number one.</i>
  6381.  
  6382. 1399
  6383. 01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:15,706
  6384. We're on your album, buddy.
  6385.  
  6386. 1400
  6387. 01:12:15,790 --> 01:12:16,999
  6388. Thank you for having me!
  6389.  
  6390. 1401
  6391. 01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:18,334
  6392. I love you!
  6393.  
  6394. 1402
  6395. 01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:21,879
  6396. You a don. You a icon. You a legend.
  6397.  
  6398. 1403
  6399. 01:12:21,963 --> 01:12:24,715
  6400. Yo, that's a shot, boy! That's a shot!
  6401.  
  6402. 1404
  6403. 01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:31,973
  6404. I just keep building my brand,
  6405. We The Best.
  6406.  
  6407. 1405
  6408. 01:12:32,139 --> 01:12:35,434
  6409. Know what I'm saying?
  6410. "We The Best" is not just a name.
  6411.  
  6412. 1406
  6413. 01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:38,145
  6414. You know what I'm saying?
  6415. It's just not a cool thing to say.
  6416.  
  6417. 1407
  6418. 01:12:38,229 --> 01:12:39,313
  6419. It's a lifestyle.
  6420.  
  6421. 1408
  6422. 01:12:39,772 --> 01:12:41,774
  6423. Asahd, you have lights on your rims?!
  6424.  
  6425. 1409
  6426. 01:12:41,983 --> 01:12:43,818
  6427. And you got all these sneakers?!
  6428.  
  6429. 1410
  6430. 01:12:44,151 --> 01:12:46,153
  6431. Yes, you got the new Jordans?
  6432.  
  6433. 1411
  6434. 01:12:46,237 --> 01:12:48,573
  6435. Make sure there's a short enough sleeve
  6436. for his Rolex.
  6437.  
  6438. 1412
  6439. 01:12:48,739 --> 01:12:50,533
  6440. <i>These moments on Snapchat, though.</i>
  6441.  
  6442. 1413
  6443. 01:12:50,950 --> 01:12:52,827
  6444. I'm sure he's not just giving them.
  6445.  
  6446. 1414
  6447. 01:12:54,412 --> 01:12:58,124
  6448. Um, are good business for Khaled.
  6449. But where do you stop?
  6450.  
  6451. 1415
  6452. 01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:00,543
  6453. I am a hustler.
  6454.  
  6455. 1416
  6456. 01:13:01,127 --> 01:13:02,920
  6457. To this day, I'm still hustling.
  6458.  
  6459. 1417
  6460. 01:13:03,129 --> 01:13:04,881
  6461. You know what I'm saying.
  6462. When I say hustle,
  6463.  
  6464. 1418
  6465. 01:13:04,964 --> 01:13:08,843
  6466. you know, everything I do,
  6467. whatever it takes to survive.
  6468.  
  6469. 1419
  6470. 01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:15,641
  6471. <i>Saturday night, I slept an hour.
  6472. Sunday, I slept two hours,</i>
  6473.  
  6474. 1420
  6475. 01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:17,518
  6476. <i>and then Monday, I slept four.</i>
  6477.  
  6478. 1421
  6479. 01:13:17,602 --> 01:13:18,686
  6480. <i>And then I posted that...</i>
  6481.  
  6482. 1422
  6483. 01:13:20,021 --> 01:13:21,647
  6484. <i>I wanted to kill myself at the time.</i>
  6485.  
  6486. 1423
  6487. 01:13:23,524 --> 01:13:25,377
  6488. <i>A lot of people were hitting me up.
  6489. They're like,</i>
  6490.  
  6491. 1424
  6492. 01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:27,754
  6493. <i>"Don't kill yourself yet.
  6494. I still have yet to party with you."</i>
  6495.  
  6496. 1425
  6497. 01:13:27,778 --> 01:13:29,989
  6498. I'm like, "Thanks. You really care
  6499. about my well-being."
  6500.  
  6501. 1426
  6502. 01:13:30,072 --> 01:13:31,616
  6503. It's really just a self-centered...
  6504.  
  6505. 1427
  6506. 01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:34,659
  6507. "I just wanna get drunk with Kirill
  6508. one time. Then, you can kill yourself."
  6509.  
  6510. 1428
  6511. 01:13:34,994 --> 01:13:36,114
  6512. <i>They don't even talk to you.</i>
  6513.  
  6514. 1429
  6515. 01:13:36,162 --> 01:13:38,205
  6516. <i>They're just like,
  6517. "Oh, can I get on the Snapchat?"</i>
  6518.  
  6519. 1430
  6520. 01:13:38,289 --> 01:13:40,207
  6521. <i>That's when you feel like a zoo animal.</i>
  6522.  
  6523. 1431
  6524. 01:13:41,208 --> 01:13:42,528
  6525. They don't really care about you.
  6526.  
  6527. 1432
  6528. 01:13:54,805 --> 01:13:56,349
  6529. I feel like we're royalty over here.
  6530.  
  6531. 1433
  6532. 01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:58,059
  6533. Did you just give the butler
  6534. the day off?
  6535.  
  6536. 1434
  6537. 01:13:58,142 --> 01:13:58,976
  6538. What is this for?
  6539.  
  6540. 1435
  6541. 01:13:59,060 --> 01:14:02,229
  6542. So you can hold it.
  6543. It seems like you don't know what to do.
  6544.  
  6545. 1436
  6546. 01:14:02,313 --> 01:14:04,458
  6547. I don't know what I'm doing
  6548. 'cause I've never done this before.
  6549.  
  6550. 1437
  6551. 01:14:04,482 --> 01:14:07,318
  6552. - I normally don't do this with you.
  6553. - You lay down.
  6554.  
  6555. 1438
  6556. 01:14:08,778 --> 01:14:11,781
  6557. - You're gonna be 33 in a couple of weeks.
  6558. - Fuckin' old man.
  6559.  
  6560. 1439
  6561. 01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:14,325
  6562. You know, people definitely change.
  6563.  
  6564. 1440
  6565. 01:14:14,408 --> 01:14:17,244
  6566. Obviously everything is
  6567. in your power to...
  6568.  
  6569. 1441
  6570. 01:14:17,411 --> 01:14:18,746
  6571. But it's not easy.
  6572.  
  6573. 1442
  6574. 01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:20,790
  6575. You probably have to make
  6576. some kind of sacri...
  6577.  
  6578. 1443
  6579. 01:14:20,873 --> 01:14:22,875
  6580. - Some drastic shit.
  6581. - And some sacrifice,
  6582.  
  6583. 1444
  6584. 01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:26,087
  6585. because I don't know this lifestyle...
  6586.  
  6587. 1445
  6588. 01:14:27,088 --> 01:14:31,008
  6589. Applying this crazy brain to something...
  6590. creative again.
  6591.  
  6592. 1446
  6593. 01:14:31,092 --> 01:14:33,552
  6594. - So it depends, what are you thinking?
  6595. - I don't know.
  6596.  
  6597. 1447
  6598. 01:14:34,136 --> 01:14:35,680
  6599. I don't know, but I'm just...
  6600.  
  6601. 1448
  6602. 01:14:36,597 --> 01:14:37,717
  6603. trying to figure it all out.
  6604.  
  6605. 1449
  6606. 01:14:37,765 --> 01:14:39,767
  6607. - It's life. It's only one time.
  6608. - Yeah.
  6609.  
  6610. 1450
  6611. 01:14:39,850 --> 01:14:41,770
  6612. - You're not gonna get another life...
  6613. - Exactly.
  6614.  
  6615. 1451
  6616. 01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:44,271
  6617. ...so this is...
  6618. and I want grandkids, too.
  6619.  
  6620. 1452
  6621. 01:14:45,648 --> 01:14:46,899
  6622. So I want a family.
  6623.  
  6624. 1453
  6625. 01:14:47,108 --> 01:14:48,108
  6626. What?
  6627.  
  6628. 1454
  6629. 01:14:48,359 --> 01:14:51,779
  6630. What... I won't... What is it, did I say?
  6631.  
  6632. 1455
  6633. 01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:54,532
  6634. I mean, a lot of my friends already have
  6635.  
  6636. 1456
  6637. 01:14:54,615 --> 01:14:58,369
  6638. one, two, some more grandkids.
  6639. I would love, uh...
  6640.  
  6641. 1457
  6642. 01:14:58,452 --> 01:14:59,662
  6643. You got the dog for now.
  6644.  
  6645. 1458
  6646. 01:14:59,745 --> 01:15:01,998
  6647. I know I have a dog,
  6648. but I would love to be grandma
  6649.  
  6650. 1459
  6651. 01:15:02,081 --> 01:15:03,916
  6652. who is still functioning.
  6653.  
  6654. 1460
  6655. 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,002
  6656. I'd like to be a dad
  6657. who's still functioning.
  6658.  
  6659. 1461
  6660. 01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,880
  6661. - You okay?
  6662. - I don't think I can work another year.
  6663.  
  6664. 1462
  6665. 01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:16,137
  6666. You're so exhausted?
  6667. Come home, maybe take a break.
  6668.  
  6669. 1463
  6670. 01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:18,097
  6671. Maybe figure out what you wanna...
  6672.  
  6673. 1464
  6674. 01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:20,975
  6675. It's a bad thing
  6676. you don't wanna go sight-seeing.
  6677.  
  6678. 1465
  6679. 01:15:21,058 --> 01:15:23,477
  6680. You could go and travel
  6681. and see places.
  6682.  
  6683. 1466
  6684. 01:15:23,561 --> 01:15:26,647
  6685. I don't wanna go alone.
  6686. I need to find a girl first to do it with.
  6687.  
  6688. 1467
  6689. 01:15:30,818 --> 01:15:33,070
  6690. I just hate everyone. I just hate people.
  6691.  
  6692. 1468
  6693. 01:15:36,407 --> 01:15:37,533
  6694. You'll figure it out.
  6695.  
  6696. 1469
  6697. 01:15:38,492 --> 01:15:40,119
  6698. - Can you stay?
  6699. - I can't.
  6700.  
  6701. 1470
  6702. 01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:43,080
  6703. - Can you stay overnight?
  6704. - I can't, Ma. Not today.
  6705.  
  6706. 1471
  6707. 01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:48,669
  6708. Goodbye. Kisses.
  6709.  
  6710. 1472
  6711. 01:15:49,336 --> 01:15:50,588
  6712. Call me when you get home.
  6713.  
  6714. 1473
  6715. 01:15:50,671 --> 01:15:51,922
  6716. I will.
  6717.  
  6718. 1474
  6719. 01:15:59,764 --> 01:16:02,433
  6720. <i>I remember being 16 and thinking,</i>
  6721.  
  6722. 1475
  6723. 01:16:02,516 --> 01:16:04,518
  6724. <i>"I can't wait till I'm 30,</i>
  6725.  
  6726. 1476
  6727. 01:16:04,852 --> 01:16:07,730
  6728. <i>because then I will feel differently."</i>
  6729.  
  6730. 1477
  6731. 01:16:09,482 --> 01:16:10,900
  6732. <i>I fuckin' hate my life.</i>
  6733.  
  6734. 1478
  6735. 01:16:12,818 --> 01:16:15,362
  6736. Mommy, will you sing me a lullaby
  6737. before I go to sleep?
  6738.  
  6739. 1479
  6740. 01:16:15,446 --> 01:16:17,448
  6741. Oh, I know, okay, ready?
  6742.  
  6743. 1480
  6744. 01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:30,669
  6745. All right, well, never mind, Mom.
  6746. I think I'm just gonna listen to the rain.
  6747.  
  6748. 1481
  6749. 01:16:31,003 --> 01:16:32,671
  6750. All right, I love you. Good night.
  6751.  
  6752. 1482
  6753. 01:16:34,173 --> 01:16:36,467
  6754. Hey, guys. This is my mom. Say hi!
  6755.  
  6756. 1483
  6757. 01:16:36,759 --> 01:16:37,593
  6758. Hi!
  6759.  
  6760. 1484
  6761. 01:16:37,676 --> 01:16:40,596
  6762. Yeah, who gives a shit?
  6763. Yup, nobody cares.
  6764.  
  6765. 1485
  6766. 01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:44,308
  6767. <i>I always used to ask my dad,
  6768. "Why did you marry Mom?"</i>
  6769.  
  6770. 1486
  6771. 01:16:45,518 --> 01:16:48,104
  6772. 'Cause it seemed, like,
  6773. my whole childhood, I'm telling you,
  6774.  
  6775. 1487
  6776. 01:16:48,187 --> 01:16:50,773
  6777. I never saw a moment of
  6778. when my parents were, like,
  6779.  
  6780. 1488
  6781. 01:16:50,898 --> 01:16:52,566
  6782. hugging or loving to each other.
  6783.  
  6784. 1489
  6785. 01:16:52,650 --> 01:16:53,818
  6786. Not one moment.
  6787.  
  6788. 1490
  6789. 01:16:55,236 --> 01:16:57,571
  6790. <i>My parents got divorced
  6791. when I was six.</i>
  6792.  
  6793. 1491
  6794. 01:16:57,947 --> 01:17:01,117
  6795. <i>My dad didn't fight with my mom,
  6796. my mom fought with my dad.</i>
  6797.  
  6798. 1492
  6799. 01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:03,720
  6800. Oh, my God, this was when my Mom
  6801. was a witch on Halloween,
  6802.  
  6803. 1493
  6804. 01:17:03,744 --> 01:17:06,464
  6805. but this is what my Mom would
  6806. literally look like when she was angry.
  6807.  
  6808. 1494
  6809. 01:17:08,916 --> 01:17:12,044
  6810. <i>One time my parents got in a fight
  6811. and I came downstairs,</i>
  6812.  
  6813. 1495
  6814. 01:17:13,045 --> 01:17:14,255
  6815. and my mom had a knife,
  6816.  
  6817. 1496
  6818. 01:17:14,338 --> 01:17:17,091
  6819. and was chasing my dad
  6820. around the kitchen table with a knife.
  6821.  
  6822. 1497
  6823. 01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:19,385
  6824. And she kept telling me
  6825. to go upstairs,
  6826.  
  6827. 1498
  6828. 01:17:19,468 --> 01:17:23,347
  6829. so that I wouldn't see anything
  6830. and my dad kept telling me to go upstairs.
  6831.  
  6832. 1499
  6833. 01:17:25,724 --> 01:17:28,227
  6834. But, I just stayed...
  6835. I just stood there 'cause I was like,
  6836.  
  6837. 1500
  6838. 01:17:28,310 --> 01:17:31,480
  6839. "No, you're not gonna kill Dad.
  6840. I'm not gonna let you kill Dad.
  6841.  
  6842. 1501
  6843. 01:17:31,564 --> 01:17:33,315
  6844. You know, right in front of me."
  6845.  
  6846. 1502
  6847. 01:17:36,527 --> 01:17:37,611
  6848. <i>It was scary.</i>
  6849.  
  6850. 1503
  6851. 01:17:38,404 --> 01:17:40,156
  6852. <i>There were times where
  6853. she couldn't breathe.</i>
  6854.  
  6855. 1504
  6856. 01:17:40,239 --> 01:17:41,615
  6857. <i>She would be holding her chest,</i>
  6858.  
  6859. 1505
  6860. 01:17:41,699 --> 01:17:45,286
  6861. <i>so I took her over to the hospital
  6862. and they would check her out and say,</i>
  6863.  
  6864. 1506
  6865. 01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:47,371
  6866. <i>"She's just having anxiety."</i>
  6867.  
  6868. 1507
  6869. 01:17:49,206 --> 01:17:51,750
  6870. <i>It would happen at least
  6871. maybe once a week.</i>
  6872.  
  6873. 1508
  6874. 01:17:52,126 --> 01:17:55,129
  6875. <i>For a while, I would take her
  6876. to the hospital no matter what.</i>
  6877.  
  6878. 1509
  6879. 01:17:55,629 --> 01:17:58,632
  6880. And then, at some point
  6881. in high school, you know,
  6882.  
  6883. 1510
  6884. 01:17:58,716 --> 01:18:01,802
  6885. I got a call from the school nurse
  6886. and told me that, you know,
  6887.  
  6888. 1511
  6889. 01:18:01,886 --> 01:18:05,264
  6890. they wanted to see me
  6891. because my daughter was hurting herself.
  6892.  
  6893. 1512
  6894. 01:18:06,223 --> 01:18:08,309
  6895. <i>I started self-mutilating.</i>
  6896.  
  6897. 1513
  6898. 01:18:09,101 --> 01:18:11,020
  6899. <i>No one knew that about me.</i>
  6900.  
  6901. 1514
  6902. 01:18:11,103 --> 01:18:13,439
  6903. <i>I would wear long sleeves
  6904. in the summer time,</i>
  6905.  
  6906. 1515
  6907. 01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:15,149
  6908. <i>so no one could see anything.</i>
  6909.  
  6910. 1516
  6911. 01:18:15,232 --> 01:18:19,111
  6912. <i>I just wanted to die, but I didn't have
  6913. enough strength to do it.</i>
  6914.  
  6915. 1517
  6916. 01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:24,200
  6917. <i>And they committed me to a hospital
  6918. because of my cuts.</i>
  6919.  
  6920. 1518
  6921. 01:18:25,201 --> 01:18:27,077
  6922. <i>I was like, "Please just let me die."</i>
  6923.  
  6924. 1519
  6925. 01:18:27,494 --> 01:18:30,289
  6926. <i>It was the worst experience
  6927. of my entire life.</i>
  6928.  
  6929. 1520
  6930. 01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:33,977
  6931. <i>She used to wake up
  6932. in the middle of the night, screaming</i>
  6933.  
  6934. 1521
  6935. 01:18:34,001 --> 01:18:35,961
  6936. <i>about something coming
  6937. to take her away.</i>
  6938.  
  6939. 1522
  6940. 01:18:36,462 --> 01:18:38,881
  6941. <i>Which was her greatest fear,
  6942. was to be all alone.</i>
  6943.  
  6944. 1523
  6945. 01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:42,676
  6946. It was just Brittany and I
  6947. for a number of years,
  6948.  
  6949. 1524
  6950. 01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:46,096
  6951. and when she saw me
  6952. getting serious with this girl,
  6953.  
  6954. 1525
  6955. 01:18:46,597 --> 01:18:49,183
  6956. um, with my current wife,
  6957. I think it scared her.
  6958.  
  6959. 1526
  6960. 01:18:49,516 --> 01:18:52,102
  6961. That, you know,
  6962. she was gonna be left again.
  6963.  
  6964. 1527
  6965. 01:18:54,188 --> 01:18:57,942
  6966. <i>I don't have anybody that's,
  6967. like, gonna stay through everything.</i>
  6968.  
  6969. 1528
  6970. 01:19:00,277 --> 01:19:02,071
  6971. Someone who will be there...
  6972.  
  6973. 1529
  6974. 01:19:03,822 --> 01:19:05,741
  6975. forever. Or like...
  6976.  
  6977. 1530
  6978. 01:19:08,535 --> 01:19:11,205
  6979. you know, yeah, be there forever.
  6980.  
  6981. 1531
  6982. 01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:22,508
  6983. I don't have anyone but myself...
  6984.  
  6985. 1532
  6986. 01:19:23,634 --> 01:19:24,634
  6987. you know.
  6988.  
  6989. 1533
  6990. 01:19:33,310 --> 01:19:35,479
  6991. Remember this? The mice on a pillow.
  6992.  
  6993. 1534
  6994. 01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:37,480
  6995. So cute.
  6996.  
  6997. 1535
  6998. 01:19:39,483 --> 01:19:41,819
  6999. - I remember these very well.
  7000. - Mm-hmm.
  7001.  
  7002. 1536
  7003. 01:19:47,658 --> 01:19:50,286
  7004. - These dolls are scary.
  7005. - Why? You loved them!
  7006.  
  7007. 1537
  7008. 01:19:50,369 --> 01:19:52,413
  7009. You should take
  7010. the nets off all of them at least.
  7011.  
  7012. 1538
  7013. 01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:55,207
  7014. No, I don't want to ruin...
  7015. I kept the tags. Everything.
  7016.  
  7017. 1539
  7018. 01:19:55,499 --> 01:19:57,710
  7019. Oh.
  7020.  
  7021. 1540
  7022. 01:19:58,085 --> 01:19:59,461
  7023. Isn't this cute?
  7024.  
  7025. 1541
  7026. 01:20:01,088 --> 01:20:03,924
  7027. <i>Nicky has all the Porthault bedding
  7028. and all of that</i>
  7029.  
  7030. 1542
  7031. 01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:06,552
  7032. <i>for her baby at her place in New York.</i>
  7033.  
  7034. 1543
  7035. 01:20:09,388 --> 01:20:11,015
  7036. Well, don't give her everything.
  7037.  
  7038. 1544
  7039. 01:20:11,098 --> 01:20:13,350
  7040. - I'm not, honey.
  7041. - Save some for me.
  7042.  
  7043. 1545
  7044. 01:20:13,434 --> 01:20:14,643
  7045. And this...
  7046.  
  7047. 1546
  7048. 01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:18,105
  7049. we had a pink one and a blue one.
  7050. We weren't sure.
  7051.  
  7052. 1547
  7053. 01:20:18,522 --> 01:20:20,190
  7054. - For who?
  7055. - For you.
  7056.  
  7057. 1548
  7058. 01:20:21,275 --> 01:20:25,237
  7059. <i>Yes, I've built a big empire
  7060. and a huge business, but...</i>
  7061.  
  7062. 1549
  7063. 01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:27,780
  7064. I don't know.
  7065.  
  7066. 1550
  7067. 01:20:28,490 --> 01:20:31,285
  7068. Sometimes I'm like,
  7069. "Do I even want to do this anymore?"
  7070.  
  7071. 1551
  7072. 01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:36,206
  7073. Like, I see all my friends
  7074. who are not in the industry and they...
  7075.  
  7076. 1552
  7077. 01:20:37,416 --> 01:20:40,669
  7078. now have two or three kids
  7079. and they're so happy and they just...
  7080.  
  7081. 1553
  7082. 01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:43,589
  7083. they don't go out,
  7084. they're just with their families,
  7085.  
  7086. 1554
  7087. 01:20:43,672 --> 01:20:45,924
  7088. and that is what makes them happy.
  7089.  
  7090. 1555
  7091. 01:20:46,133 --> 01:20:51,096
  7092. They're not at red carpets in Ibiza
  7093. and at Ultra and Coachella, and like...
  7094.  
  7095. 1556
  7096. 01:20:51,597 --> 01:20:53,891
  7097. I literally have FOMO
  7098. if I am not at something.
  7099.  
  7100. 1557
  7101. 01:20:53,974 --> 01:20:57,770
  7102. Like, I cannot miss anything.
  7103. It's like a sickness.
  7104.  
  7105. 1558
  7106. 01:20:59,063 --> 01:21:02,691
  7107. <i>It wasn't until recently
  7108. that I started really thinking about it.</i>
  7109.  
  7110. 1559
  7111. 01:21:02,816 --> 01:21:06,195
  7112. <i>Because before, I just always
  7113. lived in this bubble.</i>
  7114.  
  7115. 1560
  7116. 01:21:06,278 --> 01:21:08,989
  7117. <i>The whole reality show world,
  7118. or that whole industry...</i>
  7119.  
  7120. 1561
  7121. 01:21:09,073 --> 01:21:10,657
  7122. <i>You don't really grow up.</i>
  7123.  
  7124. 1562
  7125. 01:21:11,450 --> 01:21:14,203
  7126. You're almost, like,
  7127. stuck in this character.
  7128.  
  7129. 1563
  7130. 01:21:15,746 --> 01:21:18,457
  7131. <i>I'm a 21-year-old for the past...</i>
  7132.  
  7133. 1564
  7134. 01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:20,334
  7135. <i>two decades.</i>
  7136.  
  7137. 1565
  7138. 01:21:22,711 --> 01:21:26,882
  7139. It's just all part of an image
  7140. and a brand and...
  7141.  
  7142. 1566
  7143. 01:21:26,965 --> 01:21:28,342
  7144. being a product.
  7145.  
  7146. 1567
  7147. 01:21:28,926 --> 01:21:30,302
  7148. <i>It's like </i>Groundhog Day.
  7149.  
  7150. 1568
  7151. 01:21:30,677 --> 01:21:32,679
  7152. <i>Everything I do is just...</i>
  7153.  
  7154. 1569
  7155. 01:21:33,263 --> 01:21:35,057
  7156. <i>the same shit, different day.</i>
  7157.  
  7158. 1570
  7159. 01:21:36,225 --> 01:21:39,770
  7160. I know sometimes I just wanna chill
  7161. and not have to leave my house,
  7162.  
  7163. 1571
  7164. 01:21:39,853 --> 01:21:43,315
  7165. and just not worry about it
  7166. and be normal.
  7167.  
  7168. 1572
  7169. 01:21:44,024 --> 01:21:46,068
  7170. <i>I would love to have
  7171. my own clones.</i>
  7172.  
  7173. 1573
  7174. 01:21:46,693 --> 01:21:48,404
  7175. <i>I can send one to China...</i>
  7176.  
  7177. 1574
  7178. 01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:52,616
  7179. <i>and I could be at home safe,
  7180. away from</i>
  7181.  
  7182. 1575
  7183. 01:21:52,783 --> 01:21:54,576
  7184. <i>all this other bullshit.</i>
  7185.  
  7186. 1576
  7187. 01:21:55,744 --> 01:21:56,744
  7188. 'Cause it's just...
  7189.  
  7190. 1577
  7191. 01:21:57,830 --> 01:22:00,499
  7192. It's not real life at all.
  7193.  
  7194. 1578
  7195. 01:22:06,422 --> 01:22:08,590
  7196. Yeah, daddy!
  7197.  
  7198. 1579
  7199. 01:22:11,385 --> 01:22:13,846
  7200. <i>Today's the pink party.
  7201. It's kind of like Diddy's white party,</i>
  7202.  
  7203. 1580
  7204. 01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:16,890
  7205. except just better. It's just filled with
  7206. a million ridiculous people.
  7207.  
  7208. 1581
  7209. 01:22:23,897 --> 01:22:25,774
  7210. This is Ali. He's your body man.
  7211.  
  7212. 1582
  7213. 01:22:25,858 --> 01:22:27,293
  7214. - OK.
  7215. - You're gonna stick with Josh.
  7216.  
  7217. 1583
  7218. 01:22:27,317 --> 01:22:28,902
  7219. People tend to touch him a lot.
  7220.  
  7221. 1584
  7222. 01:22:28,986 --> 01:22:30,672
  7223. - He'll holler...
  7224. - I'm almost always OK with it.
  7225.  
  7226. 1585
  7227. 01:22:30,696 --> 01:22:32,781
  7228. - Yes grope, no grope.
  7229. - Yes grope, no grope. Right.
  7230.  
  7231. 1586
  7232. 01:22:32,865 --> 01:22:33,907
  7233. <i>It's touch and go.</i>
  7234.  
  7235. 1587
  7236. 01:22:37,286 --> 01:22:39,681
  7237. <i>This White Girl rosé thing was
  7238. supposed to be kind of a joke.</i>
  7239.  
  7240. 1588
  7241. 01:22:39,705 --> 01:22:42,624
  7242. <i>There was a rosé shortage
  7243. in the Hamptons, two summers ago.</i>
  7244.  
  7245. 1589
  7246. 01:22:42,708 --> 01:22:44,668
  7247. The New York Post was like,
  7248. "Rosé shortage!"
  7249.  
  7250. 1590
  7251. 01:22:44,751 --> 01:22:46,253
  7252. Like, "People are freaking out!"
  7253.  
  7254. 1591
  7255. 01:22:46,378 --> 01:22:49,756
  7256. Like, people were, like, hoarding bottles,
  7257. into underground silos.
  7258.  
  7259. 1592
  7260. 01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:51,680
  7261. So, our whole platform was like,
  7262. "Never again."
  7263.  
  7264. 1593
  7265. 01:22:51,717 --> 01:22:52,759
  7266. Like, "Not on our watch."
  7267.  
  7268. 1594
  7269. 01:22:53,594 --> 01:22:55,345
  7270. <i>We were gonna make
  7271. 10,000 bottles of it,</i>
  7272.  
  7273. 1595
  7274. 01:22:55,429 --> 01:22:57,469
  7275. <i>and we were gonna sell it to
  7276. women from the Hamptons</i>
  7277.  
  7278. 1596
  7279. 01:22:57,514 --> 01:23:00,559
  7280. with rock-hard breast implants.
  7281. It was gonna be funny for Instagram.
  7282.  
  7283. 1597
  7284. 01:23:01,643 --> 01:23:03,562
  7285. <i>And then it really turned
  7286. into a real thing.</i>
  7287.  
  7288. 1598
  7289. 01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:06,023
  7290. <i>It, like, resonated
  7291. on the real cultural level.</i>
  7292.  
  7293. 1599
  7294. 01:23:06,857 --> 01:23:09,002
  7295. <i>For younger people,
  7296. if you're gonna drink, like, vodka,</i>
  7297.  
  7298. 1600
  7299. 01:23:09,026 --> 01:23:10,170
  7300. you know what brand you want.
  7301.  
  7302. 1601
  7303. 01:23:10,194 --> 01:23:12,955
  7304. You walk into a store and you say,
  7305. "I want Tito's. I want Grey Goose."
  7306.  
  7307. 1602
  7308. 01:23:13,030 --> 01:23:14,698
  7309. <i>I know what I drink.</i>
  7310.  
  7311. 1603
  7312. 01:23:14,781 --> 01:23:17,910
  7313. But when it came to wine,
  7314. specifically with rosé at the time,
  7315.  
  7316. 1604
  7317. 01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:19,536
  7318. no one could name a rosé.
  7319.  
  7320. 1605
  7321. 01:23:20,162 --> 01:23:23,081
  7322. <i>There was no wine that had
  7323. any kind of a fun voice.</i>
  7324.  
  7325. 1606
  7326. 01:23:23,165 --> 01:23:26,045
  7327. <i>We gave people the rosé that they wanted
  7328. and the rosé that they deserved.</i>
  7329.  
  7330. 1607
  7331. 01:23:26,919 --> 01:23:29,755
  7332. I drink White Girl rosé.
  7333. I'm very much drinking it,
  7334.  
  7335. 1608
  7336. 01:23:29,838 --> 01:23:32,007
  7337. and I'm allowed to say that now
  7338. because I'm 21.
  7339.  
  7340. 1609
  7341. 01:23:32,299 --> 01:23:35,469
  7342. White Girl rosé is the most photographed
  7343. bottle in the history of Instagram.
  7344.  
  7345. 1610
  7346. 01:23:35,552 --> 01:23:37,429
  7347. And a bottle of alcohol.
  7348. Any type of alcohol.
  7349.  
  7350. 1611
  7351. 01:23:38,138 --> 01:23:41,517
  7352. <i>I don't unscrew the hairection at night,
  7353. put it down and listen to NPR,</i>
  7354.  
  7355. 1612
  7356. 01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,810
  7357. <i>and be like,
  7358. "Ah, long day as the Fat Jew."</i>
  7359.  
  7360. 1613
  7361. 01:23:43,977 --> 01:23:46,855
  7362. <i>I'm into other stuff
  7363. that people didn't know that I was about</i>
  7364.  
  7365. 1614
  7366. 01:23:46,939 --> 01:23:49,900
  7367. <i>and one of them was actually
  7368. building business.</i>
  7369.  
  7370. 1615
  7371. 01:23:51,026 --> 01:23:53,570
  7372. Pampering is the key to youth, Josh.
  7373.  
  7374. 1616
  7375. 01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:57,783
  7376. When I'm feeling low,
  7377. I just spray my face with rose mist spray.
  7378.  
  7379. 1617
  7380. 01:23:57,866 --> 01:23:59,868
  7381. I do the exact same thing.
  7382.  
  7383. 1618
  7384. 01:23:59,952 --> 01:24:03,330
  7385. I mist myself with rosé. All day long.
  7386.  
  7387. 1619
  7388. 01:24:03,413 --> 01:24:04,957
  7389. Josh, that's fucking rosé.
  7390.  
  7391. 1620
  7392. 01:24:05,624 --> 01:24:06,959
  7393. It works though. I'm telling you.
  7394.  
  7395. 1621
  7396. 01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:09,378
  7397. - I'm gonna put it in my mouth.
  7398. - Oh, this is nice.
  7399.  
  7400. 1622
  7401. 01:24:09,920 --> 01:24:13,507
  7402. - Yes, bitch.
  7403. - Yes, bitch.
  7404.  
  7405. 1623
  7406. 01:24:13,590 --> 01:24:16,426
  7407. The internet's fucking fickle.
  7408. Every day they want something new.
  7409.  
  7410. 1624
  7411. 01:24:16,510 --> 01:24:18,554
  7412. It's a mob that demands new things.
  7413.  
  7414. 1625
  7415. 01:24:18,804 --> 01:24:20,305
  7416. That's just how we are now.
  7417.  
  7418. 1626
  7419. 01:24:20,389 --> 01:24:22,474
  7420. We're just like, "What's hot?
  7421. Someone make me laugh.
  7422.  
  7423. 1627
  7424. 01:24:22,558 --> 01:24:23,850
  7425. Somebody do something awesome.
  7426.  
  7427. 1628
  7428. 01:24:23,934 --> 01:24:25,394
  7429. Somebody be fucking crazy.
  7430.  
  7431. 1629
  7432. 01:24:25,477 --> 01:24:28,564
  7433. Someone impress me." And, there was only
  7434. so long that I'd be the guy who
  7435.  
  7436. 1630
  7437. 01:24:28,647 --> 01:24:31,334
  7438. could be able to do that. There was
  7439. gonna be someone to come and take my spot.
  7440.  
  7441. 1631
  7442. 01:24:31,358 --> 01:24:33,336
  7443. So, I had to get something...
  7444. You know what I mean?
  7445.  
  7446. 1632
  7447. 01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:36,130
  7448. I had to create something that I'd be able
  7449. to walk away with it, because
  7450.  
  7451. 1633
  7452. 01:24:36,154 --> 01:24:38,156
  7453. my level of self-awareness
  7454. was high enough
  7455.  
  7456. 1634
  7457. 01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:40,200
  7458. to know that in three years,
  7459. this wouldn't matter.
  7460.  
  7461. 1635
  7462. 01:24:40,993 --> 01:24:43,370
  7463. <i>We just partnered with Anheuser-Busch.</i>
  7464.  
  7465. 1636
  7466. 01:24:43,453 --> 01:24:45,414
  7467. <i>At this point, by distribution point,</i>
  7468.  
  7469. 1637
  7470. 01:24:45,497 --> 01:24:47,833
  7471. <i>we're the best-selling canned rosé
  7472. in America.</i>
  7473.  
  7474. 1638
  7475. 01:24:48,709 --> 01:24:52,296
  7476. <i>This'll really allow it to blanket
  7477. now the whole entire country.</i>
  7478.  
  7479. 1639
  7480. 01:24:52,629 --> 01:24:54,715
  7481. <i>I am the embodiment
  7482. of the new American Dream.</i>
  7483.  
  7484. 1640
  7485. 01:24:54,798 --> 01:24:56,300
  7486. <i>I'm the CEO of a wine company.</i>
  7487.  
  7488. 1641
  7489. 01:24:56,383 --> 01:24:58,260
  7490. And look, I'm not obnoxious about it.
  7491.  
  7492. 1642
  7493. 01:24:58,719 --> 01:25:01,430
  7494. <i>People think that the whole thing
  7495. just kind of fell into my lap.</i>
  7496.  
  7497. 1643
  7498. 01:25:01,513 --> 01:25:03,223
  7499. <i>To be honest with you,
  7500. I don't really care.</i>
  7501.  
  7502. 1644
  7503. 01:25:03,307 --> 01:25:06,351
  7504. <i>At the end of the day,
  7505. I'm doing better than most of them.</i>
  7506.  
  7507. 1645
  7508. 01:25:06,435 --> 01:25:08,895
  7509. The age of the
  7510. digital influencer is, like, it's...
  7511.  
  7512. 1646
  7513. 01:25:08,979 --> 01:25:10,772
  7514. I'm telling you,
  7515. it's gonna fucking crash.
  7516.  
  7517. 1647
  7518. 01:25:13,233 --> 01:25:14,443
  7519. Is that better?
  7520.  
  7521. 1648
  7522. 01:25:14,526 --> 01:25:17,029
  7523. Okay, so, for those of you that follow me,
  7524.  
  7525. 1649
  7526. 01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:19,906
  7527. I'm in Calabasas right now.
  7528. What the fuck? Like...
  7529.  
  7530. 1650
  7531. 01:25:20,449 --> 01:25:22,844
  7532. I went from being the most
  7533. depressed piece of shit in the world
  7534.  
  7535. 1651
  7536. 01:25:22,868 --> 01:25:23,994
  7537. to being super hap...
  7538.  
  7539. 1652
  7540. 01:25:24,202 --> 01:25:26,330
  7541. I'm checking to see
  7542. if my boyfriend's coming.
  7543.  
  7544. 1653
  7545. 01:25:26,413 --> 01:25:28,707
  7546. To being, like, super fucking happy.
  7547.  
  7548. 1654
  7549. 01:25:29,958 --> 01:25:31,598
  7550. <i>In unexpected couple news,</i>
  7551.  
  7552. 1655
  7553. 01:25:31,627 --> 01:25:35,422
  7554. <i>bad boy musician Tommy Lee is apparently
  7555. hooking up with former Vine star</i>
  7556.  
  7557. 1656
  7558. 01:25:35,505 --> 01:25:36,715
  7559. <i>Brittany Furlan.</i>
  7560.  
  7561. 1657
  7562. 01:25:39,885 --> 01:25:43,847
  7563. <i>Cameras caught the possible couple kissing
  7564. in Calabasas, California, last week.</i>
  7565.  
  7566. 1658
  7567. 01:25:45,641 --> 01:25:48,060
  7568. <i>Of course, before that,
  7569. he was married to Heather Locklear,</i>
  7570.  
  7571. 1659
  7572. 01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:50,771
  7573. <i>and Pamela Anderson,
  7574. with whom he shares two sons.</i>
  7575.  
  7576. 1660
  7577. 01:25:51,271 --> 01:25:54,691
  7578. <i>Thirty-year-old Brittany wrapped her arms
  7579. around 53-year-old Tommy's neck,</i>
  7580.  
  7581. 1661
  7582. 01:25:54,775 --> 01:25:57,027
  7583. <i>as he grabbed on to her backside.</i>
  7584.  
  7585. 1662
  7586. 01:26:08,914 --> 01:26:12,876
  7587. <i>I've been following her
  7588. for years on Vine.</i>
  7589.  
  7590. 1663
  7591. 01:26:12,959 --> 01:26:19,091
  7592. I was like, "She is so fuckin' funny,
  7593. and stupid and cute and beautiful."
  7594.  
  7595. 1664
  7596. 01:26:19,174 --> 01:26:22,969
  7597. Mom, I want you to meet
  7598. my new boyfriend. This is Tommy.
  7599.  
  7600. 1665
  7601. 01:26:23,053 --> 01:26:26,473
  7602. Oh, honey, I'm so glad to meet
  7603. your boyfriend, Tommy Lee Jo...
  7604.  
  7605. 1666
  7606. 01:26:26,556 --> 01:26:29,559
  7607. This guy's not Tommy Lee Jones!
  7608. Who is this guy?
  7609.  
  7610. 1667
  7611. 01:26:29,643 --> 01:26:32,205
  7612. He looks like a gang member! Is he
  7613. in a gang? Is he gonna get us killed?
  7614.  
  7615. 1668
  7616. 01:26:32,229 --> 01:26:34,189
  7617. No, Mom, he's a musician.
  7618. He makes music.
  7619.  
  7620. 1669
  7621. 01:26:34,272 --> 01:26:35,816
  7622. I mean, I guess it's not so bad.
  7623.  
  7624. 1670
  7625. 01:26:35,899 --> 01:26:39,319
  7626. You just got the little nipply ding-dongs
  7627. and some tattoos.
  7628.  
  7629. 1671
  7630. 01:26:39,403 --> 01:26:40,946
  7631. I guess I can let it go.
  7632.  
  7633. 1672
  7634. 01:26:41,029 --> 01:26:42,989
  7635. Well, my dick is pierced too.
  7636.  
  7637. 1673
  7638. 01:26:45,117 --> 01:26:48,286
  7639. It's just crazy because
  7640. I've never been in such a, like...
  7641.  
  7642. 1674
  7643. 01:26:49,871 --> 01:26:54,501
  7644. positive fucking creative environment
  7645. in my whole life.
  7646.  
  7647. 1675
  7648. 01:26:57,879 --> 01:27:01,508
  7649. <i>I don't know why people think
  7650. that they have the right to say things</i>
  7651.  
  7652. 1676
  7653. 01:27:01,591 --> 01:27:03,301
  7654. <i>about someone else's relationship.</i>
  7655.  
  7656. 1677
  7657. 01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:08,306
  7658. <i>I literally lost 100,000 followers
  7659. on Instagram.</i>
  7660.  
  7661. 1678
  7662. 01:27:09,099 --> 01:27:11,143
  7663. People were just like,
  7664. "Oh, my God, you changed!"
  7665.  
  7666. 1679
  7667. 01:27:11,226 --> 01:27:14,104
  7668. I'm like, "No, I didn't change.
  7669. Like, I just don't care."
  7670.  
  7671. 1680
  7672. 01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:19,693
  7673. <i>I stopped basing my happiness
  7674. on what other people thought of me.</i>
  7675.  
  7676. 1681
  7677. 01:27:20,861 --> 01:27:22,988
  7678. <i>I met someone who I trust</i>
  7679.  
  7680. 1682
  7681. 01:27:23,071 --> 01:27:25,532
  7682. <i>because I didn't trust anybody
  7683. that I've dated before.</i>
  7684.  
  7685. 1683
  7686. 01:27:26,283 --> 01:27:29,703
  7687. <i>I'd say Tommy is my first true love,</i>
  7688.  
  7689. 1684
  7690. 01:27:30,162 --> 01:27:31,747
  7691. <i>and I'm finally safe and happy.</i>
  7692.  
  7693. 1685
  7694. 01:27:31,830 --> 01:27:33,457
  7695. - Hold on.
  7696. - Do I have a booger?
  7697.  
  7698. 1686
  7699. 01:27:33,540 --> 01:27:35,751
  7700. - I think you have a little boogie.
  7701. - No!
  7702.  
  7703. 1687
  7704. 01:27:35,917 --> 01:27:37,878
  7705. - Baby, are you serious?
  7706. - Hold on. Yes.
  7707.  
  7708. 1688
  7709. 01:27:38,003 --> 01:27:40,005
  7710. - No! Oh, God!
  7711. - It's right there.
  7712.  
  7713. 1689
  7714. 01:27:40,088 --> 01:27:42,299
  7715. - Are you serious? You serious?
  7716. - Yes, hold it.
  7717.  
  7718. 1690
  7719. 01:27:42,507 --> 01:27:46,011
  7720. No! Are you serious right now?
  7721. You're pulling a booger out of my nose.
  7722.  
  7723. 1691
  7724. 01:27:47,220 --> 01:27:48,388
  7725. Ew!
  7726.  
  7727. 1692
  7728. 01:27:48,472 --> 01:27:50,265
  7729. - You ate it!
  7730. - Yum.
  7731.  
  7732. 1693
  7733. 01:27:51,683 --> 01:27:54,186
  7734. <i>I'm the luckiest girl in the world.</i>
  7735.  
  7736. 1694
  7737. 01:28:05,864 --> 01:28:07,157
  7738. I'm still drunk.
  7739.  
  7740. 1695
  7741. 01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:10,494
  7742. I'm gonna throw up.
  7743.  
  7744. 1696
  7745. 01:28:12,913 --> 01:28:14,206
  7746. Oh, God.
  7747.  
  7748. 1697
  7749. 01:28:14,289 --> 01:28:16,541
  7750. <i>I've been spitting blood
  7751. in the morning.</i>
  7752.  
  7753. 1698
  7754. 01:28:17,459 --> 01:28:20,545
  7755. <i>Sometimes, I just spit
  7756. and I'll be like, "Oh, that's blood."</i>
  7757.  
  7758. 1699
  7759. 01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:24,049
  7760. <i>Half my face went numb
  7761. and I thought I was dying.</i>
  7762.  
  7763. 1700
  7764. 01:28:24,841 --> 01:28:26,176
  7765. <i>Head was pounding.</i>
  7766.  
  7767. 1701
  7768. 01:28:26,802 --> 01:28:28,678
  7769. <i>I black out a lot.</i>
  7770.  
  7771. 1702
  7772. 01:28:29,513 --> 01:28:31,306
  7773. <i>Don't remember a lot of my nights.</i>
  7774.  
  7775. 1703
  7776. 01:28:32,557 --> 01:28:33,809
  7777. I did a lot of shots.
  7778.  
  7779. 1704
  7780. 01:28:34,559 --> 01:28:35,727
  7781. Don't remember leaving.
  7782.  
  7783. 1705
  7784. 01:28:37,896 --> 01:28:39,356
  7785. I don't remember getting here.
  7786.  
  7787. 1706
  7788. 01:28:40,482 --> 01:28:42,901
  7789. I don't know what happened... at all.
  7790.  
  7791. 1707
  7792. 01:28:53,370 --> 01:28:55,997
  7793. <i>It's like punching a wall.
  7794. All your anger just comes out.</i>
  7795.  
  7796. 1708
  7797. 01:28:56,748 --> 01:28:59,459
  7798. <i>I can't talk to people when I'm sober,
  7799. because I hate them</i>
  7800.  
  7801. 1709
  7802. 01:28:59,543 --> 01:29:01,336
  7803. <i>and especially when they're drunk.</i>
  7804.  
  7805. 1710
  7806. 01:29:01,419 --> 01:29:03,219
  7807. <i>Ever talk to a drunk person
  7808. when you're sober?</i>
  7809.  
  7810. 1711
  7811. 01:29:03,255 --> 01:29:06,466
  7812. <i>You just wanna kill yourself.
  7813. So, I have to get on their level.</i>
  7814.  
  7815. 1712
  7816. 01:29:07,676 --> 01:29:10,428
  7817. <i>Plenty of times I've wanted to
  7818. give up, be like, "I don't want to</i>
  7819.  
  7820. 1713
  7821. 01:29:10,512 --> 01:29:14,015
  7822. <i>be viewed as this piece of shit
  7823. misogynist " but I was like, " Look...</i>
  7824.  
  7825. 1714
  7826. 01:29:14,516 --> 01:29:17,269
  7827. <i>I do this 'cause this is all I can do."</i>
  7828.  
  7829. 1715
  7830. 01:29:17,477 --> 01:29:18,645
  7831. <i>I have to pay my rent.</i>
  7832.  
  7833. 1716
  7834. 01:29:20,897 --> 01:29:24,150
  7835. <i>I've always had that
  7836. weird ability to be...</i>
  7837.  
  7838. 1717
  7839. 01:29:25,235 --> 01:29:28,238
  7840. <i>a lovable asshole.</i>
  7841.  
  7842. 1718
  7843. 01:29:31,157 --> 01:29:32,701
  7844. <i>You can argue it's degrading.</i>
  7845.  
  7846. 1719
  7847. 01:29:34,744 --> 01:29:36,788
  7848. <i>You can argue that we're having fun.</i>
  7849.  
  7850. 1720
  7851. 01:29:36,913 --> 01:29:38,248
  7852. That is poopy water!
  7853.  
  7854. 1721
  7855. 01:29:38,915 --> 01:29:41,877
  7856. But we're animals. Just because
  7857. we're at the top of the food chain
  7858.  
  7859. 1722
  7860. 01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:43,962
  7861. does not make us not animals.
  7862.  
  7863. 1723
  7864. 01:29:47,090 --> 01:29:49,259
  7865. <i>Slutwhisperer has taken over me.</i>
  7866.  
  7867. 1724
  7868. 01:29:50,510 --> 01:29:54,180
  7869. <i>I think over time I've found a way
  7870. to have a split personality.</i>
  7871.  
  7872. 1725
  7873. 01:29:57,934 --> 01:29:59,519
  7874. <i>Everyone gets old and ugly one day.</i>
  7875.  
  7876. 1726
  7877. 01:30:01,187 --> 01:30:05,025
  7878. <i>You can just fuckin' drop dead
  7879. at any moment.</i>
  7880.  
  7881. 1727
  7882. 01:30:11,448 --> 01:30:13,366
  7883. <i>I've been losing more followers lately...</i>
  7884.  
  7885. 1728
  7886. 01:30:14,284 --> 01:30:16,703
  7887. <i>and that's fine with me.</i>
  7888.  
  7889. 1729
  7890. 01:30:17,078 --> 01:30:18,078
  7891. <i>I don't care.</i>
  7892.  
  7893. 1730
  7894. 01:30:19,331 --> 01:30:20,999
  7895. <i>It's all bullshit in the end.</i>
  7896.  
  7897. 1731
  7898. 01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:25,045
  7899. <i>I just more think about
  7900. who's gonna show up at my funeral.</i>
  7901.  
  7902. 1732
  7903. 01:30:38,725 --> 01:30:41,937
  7904. <i>I was in a bra and underwear
  7905. with no shoes.</i>
  7906.  
  7907. 1733
  7908. 01:30:42,020 --> 01:30:43,605
  7909. <i>It was freezing.</i>
  7910.  
  7911. 1734
  7912. 01:30:44,481 --> 01:30:46,942
  7913. I just remember being so nervous
  7914. before the scene,
  7915.  
  7916. 1735
  7917. 01:30:47,025 --> 01:30:48,485
  7918. and almost having a panic attack.
  7919.  
  7920. 1736
  7921. 01:30:51,071 --> 01:30:56,034
  7922. Because it's the first serious film
  7923. that I'd done, called <i>House of Wax.</i>
  7924.  
  7925. 1737
  7926. 01:30:57,535 --> 01:31:00,997
  7927. But then when I got on set,
  7928. I used all that nervousness
  7929.  
  7930. 1738
  7931. 01:31:01,081 --> 01:31:03,083
  7932. and kind of, like,
  7933. used it for the character.
  7934.  
  7935. 1739
  7936. 01:31:32,070 --> 01:31:36,449
  7937. Then when they told me they were gonna
  7938. be using the tagline "See Paris Die,"
  7939.  
  7940. 1740
  7941. 01:31:36,533 --> 01:31:38,535
  7942. <i>and all of the promoting of it,</i>
  7943.  
  7944. 1741
  7945. 01:31:38,910 --> 01:31:42,330
  7946. they had my face as the whole billboard
  7947. and the whole campaign.
  7948.  
  7949. 1742
  7950. 01:31:43,164 --> 01:31:45,542
  7951. <i>Like, melting with the wax. Um...</i>
  7952.  
  7953. 1743
  7954. 01:31:47,293 --> 01:31:48,294
  7955. I don't know.
  7956.  
  7957. 1744
  7958. 01:31:49,921 --> 01:31:51,965
  7959. My biggest fear is to die.
  7960.  
  7961. 1745
  7962. 01:31:54,843 --> 01:31:57,053
  7963. <i>Because I have no idea
  7964. what happens after.</i>
  7965.  
  7966. 1746
  7967. 01:32:00,181 --> 01:32:04,602
  7968. And I'm really scared that it's nothing,
  7969. because that would be beyond boring.
  7970.  
  7971. 1747
  7972. 01:32:16,322 --> 01:32:17,322
  7973. Alright.
  7974.  
  7975. 1748
  7976. 01:32:21,411 --> 01:32:25,248
  7977. You want to keep these nice and flat
  7978. and give me separation in the fingers.
  7979.  
  7980. 1749
  7981. 01:32:25,331 --> 01:32:29,461
  7982. one, two, three.
  7983.  
  7984. 1750
  7985. 01:32:29,544 --> 01:32:31,212
  7986. Beautiful. That's great.
  7987.  
  7988. 1751
  7989. 01:32:31,296 --> 01:32:34,799
  7990. <i>This project is top-secret,
  7991. so nobody knows about it yet.</i>
  7992.  
  7993. 1752
  7994. 01:32:36,259 --> 01:32:38,511
  7995. What do you see for your avatar?
  7996.  
  7997. 1753
  7998. 01:32:39,220 --> 01:32:41,931
  7999. Basically, like, this type of outfit.
  8000. Like a superhero.
  8001.  
  8002. 1754
  8003. 01:32:42,015 --> 01:32:43,558
  8004. - Uh-huh.
  8005. - Um...
  8006.  
  8007. 1755
  8008. 01:32:43,933 --> 01:32:45,268
  8009. Very sexy.
  8010.  
  8011. 1756
  8012. 01:32:45,643 --> 01:32:48,229
  8013. And this is all you! Beautiful.
  8014.  
  8015. 1757
  8016. 01:32:48,688 --> 01:32:50,440
  8017. Cool. I think we got a nice batch.
  8018.  
  8019. 1758
  8020. 01:32:50,523 --> 01:32:53,151
  8021. <i>I'm basically over going out in real life.</i>
  8022.  
  8023. 1759
  8024. 01:32:53,234 --> 01:32:55,862
  8025. So, I wanted to create a virtual world.
  8026.  
  8027. 1760
  8028. 01:32:57,447 --> 01:33:00,075
  8029. <i>It's really incredible
  8030. how much has changed.</i>
  8031.  
  8032. 1761
  8033. 01:33:00,450 --> 01:33:04,704
  8034. <i>I could be in my living room and
  8035. I'm gonna have live streaming of me</i>
  8036.  
  8037. 1762
  8038. 01:33:04,788 --> 01:33:06,581
  8039. <i>DJing and performing.</i>
  8040.  
  8041. 1763
  8042. 01:33:06,664 --> 01:33:07,664
  8043. <i>It will be...</i>
  8044.  
  8045. 1764
  8046. 01:33:07,916 --> 01:33:11,002
  8047. <i>just like being in a nightclub
  8048. in Ibiza or Las Vegas.</i>
  8049.  
  8050. 1765
  8051. 01:33:11,086 --> 01:33:14,714
  8052. <i>A lot of people don't have the opportunity
  8053. to get to go to these places,</i>
  8054.  
  8055. 1766
  8056. 01:33:14,798 --> 01:33:17,884
  8057. <i>so I really wanted to create something
  8058. where people can feel like</i>
  8059.  
  8060. 1767
  8061. 01:33:17,967 --> 01:33:19,302
  8062. <i>they're in this fantasy world.</i>
  8063.  
  8064. 1768
  8065. 01:33:20,303 --> 01:33:24,015
  8066. <i>Just to have a space to have
  8067. all my fans hang out, interact, dance,</i>
  8068.  
  8069. 1769
  8070. 01:33:24,099 --> 01:33:27,268
  8071. have a good time,
  8072. and escape from the world.
  8073.  
  8074. 1770
  8075. 01:33:28,436 --> 01:33:31,940
  8076. <i>People are being negative or coming in
  8077. and being trolls and haters.</i>
  8078.  
  8079. 1771
  8080. 01:33:32,023 --> 01:33:34,984
  8081. <i>That's what the bouncer's for.
  8082. They'll just be thrown out.</i>
  8083.  
  8084. 1772
  8085. 01:33:36,528 --> 01:33:39,155
  8086. <i>There's a reason that I am who I am.</i>
  8087.  
  8088. 1773
  8089. 01:33:39,572 --> 01:33:41,241
  8090. <i>I already do have a legacy,</i>
  8091.  
  8092. 1774
  8093. 01:33:41,324 --> 01:33:44,577
  8094. <i>but once you start that,
  8095. you just can't stop.</i>
  8096.  
  8097. 1775
  8098. 01:33:44,994 --> 01:33:47,622
  8099. <i>It's just endless
  8100. what I could do with this platform.</i>
  8101.  
  8102. 1776
  8103. 01:33:47,705 --> 01:33:49,916
  8104. <i>I could really control
  8105. the way people see me.</i>
  8106.  
  8107. 1777
  8108. 01:33:51,042 --> 01:33:55,839
  8109. <i>A lot of people don't understand
  8110. that you need to be sustainable forever.</i>
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