Eng The American Meme (2018)

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<i>My real life isn't that interesting,</i>

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<i>that would warrant people
to really want to follow me,</i>

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so I have to put on
an exaggerated... truth.

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<i>I feel like we're living
a </i>South Park<i> episode,</i>

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<i>but it's kind of funny to watch.</i>

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Watch out for bears.

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Stop!
What the fuck are you doing?

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Let the music take over. Here we go.

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<i>I want the homeless people of New York</i>

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to have the opportunity
to have sick bodies.

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<i>I just got a lot of scratches,
a lot of bruises.</i>

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My nose was fractured because
somebody opened the door on my face.

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<i>God called me and said,</i>

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"Khaled, embrace your blessings
with this technology."

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<i>Every fan out there,
I feel like we know each other</i>

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<i>for real, and that's like,</i>

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what you call love.

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I have millions of fans coming
while I'm eating,

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and I try to embrace them
even when I'm eating lunch.

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Bless up. Egg whites,

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turkey sausage, lil' wheat toast,
of course water.

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Give thanks to the most high.

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<i>Everyone's hashtag blessed,</i>

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<i>hashtag grateful.</i>

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<i>I like to think in some ways,</i>

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<i>that I'm living some sort of, like,
weird perverted dream.</i>

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<i>It's like being introduced to a new drug.</i>

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<i>This drug's awesome,
but it's only been around for a year.</i>

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<i>We don't know what the side effects
are going to be 20 years from now.</i>

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<i>I'd like to live in a glass cube
suspended from a crane.</i>

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<i>I'm just down for 24-hour complete access.</i>

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I believe in natural selection.
Nature weeds out the weak.

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<i>My job is to make you
fall in love with me.</i>

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Please welcome DJ Khaled!

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<i>You go to a school
and you ask a bunch of kids, like,</i>

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"What do you wanna be when you grow up?"
They say, "Famous."

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<i>Like it's a job.</i>

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Picture time!

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<i>Everyone's a bunch of clones.</i>

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<i>They have the same lips,
the same makeup.</i>

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I'm like, "Do you really want to be

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<i>posting a picture of you
with your boobs out?"</i>

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But it's like,
"Everyone else is doing it!"

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<i>That's how lonely we are,</i>

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that we're going on here
and seeking validation

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<i>from strangers to love us.</i>

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There's this whole thing,
this attention accusation,

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<i>that we're just doing it for attention.</i>

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<i>And my argument is,
"What's wrong with attention?"</i>

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<i>We have kids
eating laundry detergent,</i>

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<i>so I guess we've evolved.</i>

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Oh, my God!

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When is enough enough?

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<i>I don't want to watch kids
lighting themselves on fire.</i>

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That's just... It's crazy.

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Another day at the office.

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<i>What if you woke up tomorrow
and you were a nobody?</i>

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<i>You had no followers,
you had none of that.</i>

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Can you go back to being yourself?

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<i>When I get up in the morning,
I'll first look on Instagram,</i>

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<i>and then Facebook, Twitter,</i>

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<i>Pinterest, Tumblr, WeChat.</i>

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<i>I have over 50 million followers
on all my social media platforms.</i>

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<i>Good morning! Buddies!</i>

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<i>I love you.</i>

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<i>I need you, I need you,
I need you right now.</i>

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<i>Hi, Paris. I'm Menuet from Italy.</i>

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Love you, Paris,
all the way from Australia!

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So many kisses from Spain.

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<i>You are the best pet mom ever.</i>

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You have like 30 pets.

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<i>You once bought steak for a street dog?</i>

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You are my kind of girl.

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<i>My fans call themselves
the Little Hiltons.</i>

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<i>There are kids from all around the world</i>

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<i>and they all are connected
as this family.</i>

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<i>And all call me mom.</i>

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<i>"Mom" means you are everything to them.</i>

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Good morning, princess.

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Time to get ready!
We have a huge today coming up for us!

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You tagged me on your Instagram,
which is, like, the best thing ever.

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It changed my life as in, like,
everybody else said, the confidence?

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I didn't have it before,
but because of you...

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<i>I love my fans
just as much as they love me.</i>

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I feel closer with them
than I do most people that I know.

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It's...

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It's... They're really like my family.

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<i>My parents think I'm crazy.</i>

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<i>They're always like,
"Why do you let them so into your life?</i>

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<i>I can't believe you give them
your phone number.</i>

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You're letting them stay at your house.

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Like what's wrong with you?"

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<i>I'm constantly traveling.</i>

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250 days a year, I'm on a plane
in a different country.

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So it gets really lonely sometimes.

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<i>I've been through so much
in life, and...</i>

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I don't really trust people.

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<i>I've just grown accustomed
to being fucked over.</i>

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<i>With my fans,
I don't feel like that at all.</i>

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There's not a day that goes by
that I'm not either texting, FaceTiming,

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or emailing with my Little Hiltons.

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<i>I can truly be myself around them.</i>

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<i>I know that they're not judging me.</i>

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<i>They're not trying to use me.
They just genuinely love me.</i>

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<i>A lot of these kids come from either</i>

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<i>broken families
or just really strict parents.</i>

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<i>They just pour their heart out
about their problems.</i>

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<i>They say that watching me
go through so much</i>

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<i>really helped them be even stronger.</i>

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<i>I'm always trying to be there for them
and let them know</i>

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it's okay to be them.
It's amazing to watch my fans...

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grow up.

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It's... Because I've known them
since they were little.

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<i>Paris has influenced me
since I was about 14 years old</i>

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and I was really shy,
I was really fat when I was at school.

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<i>And following her has given me
so much confidence.</i>

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<i>Like I'm really proud to call her my idol
because it feels like she's a saint.</i>

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<i>Why would anyone not love her?
She's perfect.</i>

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A lot of the little Hiltons
were comparing me to Jesus.

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<i>It's a huge compliment</i>

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<i>that just makes me feel really special.</i>

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Hey, bitches. I'm Paris.
Welcome to my house.

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Come in.

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All this shit was really expensive.

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Oh, my God, c'mere, c'mere.
This is my maid, Consuela.

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- It's Jennifer.
<i>- </i>Whatever. Get out of here.

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These are all my servants.
Hey, bitches! Love you!

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This is my car. Freakin' money.

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That's hot. That's hot.

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That's actually hot.

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This is my closet,
where I keep most of my costumes.

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This is my beekeeper, one of my characters
that I first did on Vine.

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He's a beekeeper, but not really.
He's just an alcoholic

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and doesn't have a job.

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<i>What did the beekeeper say to the hooker?</i>

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There better not "bee"
any chlamydia up in there.

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Or like Natalie Nature.

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She was basically, like,
all the people in Los Angeles

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who are, um, vegan and organic.

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Welcome to the dog park!
I love it!

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Look at this dog. I love it.

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Oh, organic! I love it!

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This is my backpack. This is her chain.

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Ghetto Dora the Explorer starter pack.

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Yo, what up? I'm Dora
and you hoes are watchin' Nick Junior.

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You can't say that!

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Bitch, I say what the... I want!

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I would literally go to bed at night,
pass out and I'm like...

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<i>And I would get up and
I would make so many videos,</i>

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<i>just create Vines, Snaps, Instagrams,
just like pump out content.</i>

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<i>I had all this creative energy pent up.</i>

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I just wanted to just fuckin' throw it up,

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and that's what I did.
I threw it up on the world.

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I was just like... This is my soul!

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I'm here with my best friend,
Britney Spears!

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- Brittany Furlan.
- Go to hell.

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This is a woman named Brittany,

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singing the song "Gucci Gucci"
while getting ready to go out.

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Well, she taped herself doing this.

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Why? I'm not sure, but I'm glad she did.

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Please join me in welcoming
Brittany Furlan!

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Brittany Furlan!

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So, you're like a big deal.

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- No, I'm not.
- Yeah, you are.

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- No.
- Yeah, you are.

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Okay.

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<i>When you do well,</i>

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<i>and a crowd cheers for you
and, like, loves you,</i>

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<i>oh, it's just the best feeling
in the entire world.</i>

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<i>And it also would feel bad,
sometimes you put up a video</i>

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<i>and it would just get, like, two likes
and you're like, "Oh my God!"</i>

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<i>It's a lot of pressure,
and I don't like letting people down.</i>

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<i>And if they didn't love it,
then I didn't do my job.</i>

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It's the signature Beyoncé photo.

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And I was like, "Oh, my God,
how funny would it be if I do this

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and I'm just, like, sticking
my stomach out and I have a burrito."

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Really push that belly out.

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And this has to come back
a little more.

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Have your left foot
be more straight back.

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There you go.

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And look at the burrito
like you're gonna make love to it.

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I'm a 30-year-old woman
and this is what I'm doing. Pray for me.

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And then, there's like a little thing
on your leg there,

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- get that off.
- Oh, fuck!

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Put your hand back a little bit
so I can see more of your belly.

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Maybe keep your hand straight
and not so much bent like this.

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There you go.

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- You think we got it? Let me see.
- Yeah.

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Okay, so let's line me up.

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This is the kind of things we do
for social media.

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- Done?
- Save image.

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- Is there a burrito emoji?
- There's probably a taco.

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Oh, here's a burrito!

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Done. Okay, I'm gonna post it.

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<i>How many likes did you get?</i>

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Two thousand in five minutes.

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I heard The Fat Jewish did something.

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Oh, my God, he's gonna dominate me.
Are you kidding me?

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Fuckin' 260,000 likes.
I'll never be that popular.

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<i>And welcome to C-Span's live coverage</i>

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<i>of the 102nd Annual White House
Correspondents' Dinner.</i>

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<i>And this fellow
I believe here is The Fat Jewish,</i>

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<i>who is an Instagram sensation.</i>

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<i>And I don't know how
he gets his braid to do that.</i>

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<i>That's pretty impressive.</i>

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<i>What's up? My name is Josh.</i>

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People call me The Fat Jew,
or The Fat Jewish.

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Or Jewther Vandross.

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Or Jew Diamond Phillips.

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Fatre Jewing.

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Jewlysses S. Grant.

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The FatJew of Liberty.
Jewsan Sarandon.

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<i>People who do what I do,
which is basically cultural commentary.</i>

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<i>Like, see something, talk about it.</i>

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<i>Like, it's a new kind of art form.</i>

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<i>Everywhere I go, I want people to be like,
"What the fuck?"</i>

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If it makes sense,
I don't want to be there.

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<i>No one on the internet can be normal.</i>

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<i>Everyone on social media
is so extreme, right?</i>

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<i>And the more extreme
it gets both ways,</i>

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<i>the bigger you know you're getting,
the more traction.</i>

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<i>Arianna Huffington invited me</i>

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<i>to the White House Correspondents' Dinner.</i>

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<i>And then I was at a table with DJ Khaled.</i>

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<i>I thought it was gonna be
more politicians and stuff,</i>

226
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,380
<i>but it's all just celebrities,
all hanging out.</i>

227
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,798
<i>So fucking weird.</i>

228
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,716
And it's like bad Bar Mitzvah food.

229
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,719
<i>So I took this picture with Obama,</i>

230
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,472
<i>'cause I had, like,
the big hair dildo erection,</i>

231
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,933
<i>and I was like,
"Yo, when you get out of office,</i>

232
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,851
<i>you should grow a hairection."</i>

233
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,687
And he was like...

234
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,273
<i>Like, "Michelle, should I grow this?
This is great."</i>

235
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,483
I think he genuinely thought it was funny,

236
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:59,028
'cause he was just like,
"Who is this giant mongoloid idiot?"

237
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,289
What up?

238
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:13,876
Yes! This is a motherfuckin'
puppy mansion.

239
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:14,960
It has AC?

240
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,713
I wanna sleep in here.

241
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,257
Great place!

242
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,510
You I know!

243
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,139
You I've seen on the internet.

244
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:27,681
Fuck yeah!

245
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:31,269
These dogs, most of these dogs
are more famous than me.

246
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,816
Hey!

247
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:42,447
Wow. I mean, this is like,
these are individualized photos.

248
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:45,158
This is one of the most incredible things
I've ever seen.

249
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,243
This is...

250
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,620
this is fucking gorgeous.

251
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:53,207
It's literally Paris at the last supper

252
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,376
with only important people.

253
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,963
<i>Paris is a straight-up fucking icon.</i>

254
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,049
<i>She set the precedent for everyone</i>

255
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,968
<i>who exists in this internet
likes-driven world.</i>

256
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,429
<i>The modern-day ideas of celebrity,</i>

257
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,473
<i>of brands, of marketing,</i>

258
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:13,227
the way that we think about influence...
this was all invented by Paris Hilton.

259
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:17,857
<i>My entire model for what I do
is what Paris does.</i>

260
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:23,279
<i>But until I have a puppy mansion,
and a painting of myself at a last supper,</i>

261
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,239
<i>I haven't gotten where I need to be.</i>

262
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,326
<i>I would hope to get insanely rich.</i>

263
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,202
<i>I wanna have really traditional stuff
happen to me,</i>

264
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,331
like someone I'm close with
scams me out of money.

265
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,501
I wanna develop a serious drug problem.
End up at Passages.

266
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,837
Go through, like, a real turmoil.
You know what I mean?

267
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,714
Like have shit get really crazy,

268
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,217
like, you know, like, hit a paparazzi.

269
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,762
You know what I mean? Like really classic
spiral shit on my way to the top.

270
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,764
<i>I wanna get, like, genuinely famous,</i>

271
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,308
where, like, I get off a plane in,
like, Serbia

272
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,352
and, like, a woman is, like, crying.
You know?

273
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:56,312
Or, like, a man pukes
'cause he's so excited.

274
00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,440
<i>That would be super tight.</i>

275
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,026
Thank you.

276
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,751
<i>All right. Check it out, guys.</i>

277
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,003
<i>This weekend I'm going
back out on the road.</i>

278
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:24,674
<i>Thursday, February 9th,
I'm at the Lost and Found in Toronto.</i>

279
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:28,344
<i>Friday, February 10th,
I'm at Music nightclub in Calgary,</i>

280
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:33,266
<i>and Saturday, February 11th,
I'm at Holy Cow in San Francisco.</i>

281
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,017
Uh, God.

282
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,603
This is known as a breathalyzer.

283
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:40,982
It is possibly the most dangerous thing
I've ever brought out.

284
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:45,236
You're literally just trying to beat
each other's score until one of you dies.

285
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,368
<i>A famous photographer named Kirill</i>

286
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,163
<i>was hired to come here
and do what he does best:</i>

287
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,956
take some pictures
and create some hype.

288
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,674
<i>When people come
into a club where I'm at,</i>

289
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,803
<i>they know what
they're buying a ticket for.</i>

290
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,849
We brought a waterproof bag for my phone.

291
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,101
<i>He makes us feel sexy.</i>

292
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,604
<i>Kirill had topless girls</i>

293
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,938
viewable from the street,

294
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,649
pouring champagne and whipped cream
all over their bare breasts.

295
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,486
This is not the clientele
we're looking for down here.

296
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:34,410
Very respectful.
He'd never force someone to do that.

297
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,371
If they felt like it was degrading
or disgusting,

298
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:41,125
I feel like they wouldn't come back.
He wouldn't be as popular as he is.

299
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,563
<i>There's no one going
to a nightclub to listen to music.</i>

300
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,173
You're going there to get drunk
and eventually get laid.

301
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,592
You wanna have a good time.
You wanna have a memory.

302
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,720
You wanna have a funny story.
People are kind of drawn to me because

303
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,515
<i>that's what I'm trying to bring
to nightlife.</i>

304
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,643
<i>A nightclub will be like,
in the same way that we book the DJ,</i>

305
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:02,188
<i>we want to book you.
And I go on my social media like,</i>

306
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,023
<i>"Guys, I'll be at... in this town."</i>

307
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,816
And all the kids from that town

308
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,753
are gonna be like,
"I guess this is where we're going."

309
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,947
<i>I get paid great money</i>

310
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,115
<i>to show the dark corners of life</i>

311
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,369
<i>that people might not always be proud of
but it's really what happens though.</i>

312
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,748
<i>The internet's full of people
that are just furious with me.</i>

313
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,293
They look at me like,
"This is demeaning.

314
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,379
This is not what
our culture should stand for."

315
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,549
<i>We're all hypocrites
afraid of our own urges.</i>

316
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:32,969
<i>So, we demonize the people
that are free to be able to do this.</i>

317
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,473
Instagram and I
have a very troubled history.

318
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,100
<i>When it first came out,</i>

319
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:42,478
<i>I was just like, "All right! My name's
gonna be kirillwashere on Instagram."</i>

320
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:46,107
<i>And I lasted three months
before they kicked me off.</i>

321
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,110
<i>I probably went through
13 Instagram accounts,</i>

322
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:53,030
<i>like kirillionaire, kirillex,
kirillgotmepregnant.</i>

323
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:57,201
<i>Literally could not think of
any more names for myself on Instagram</i>

324
00:17:57,285 --> 00:18:01,455
and then someone's like "slutwhisperer"
and I was, "It's kinda funny."

325
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,249
<i>And I just registered it.</i>

326
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:06,586
And for some fucked-up reason,

327
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:07,920
they left me alone.

328
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,380
I know you guys, you're like,

329
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,925
"Kirill, I hope you didn't forget about us
in Chicago this Friday."

330
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,137
No, I didn't!
We're still coming to Chicago!

331
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,972
<i>They verified me. I'm like, "Oh, boy.</i>

332
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:22,435
They probably did not wanna add
that kinda approval to the shit I do."

333
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,149
<i>Whatever I wanna say or express</i>

334
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,276
<i>might not be popular opinion always</i>

335
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:34,030
<i>but it's become
more of an extension of me.</i>

336
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,158
<i>I'm gonna make the jokes
I really wanna make,</i>

337
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,826
<i>whether it's making fun of Jews,</i>

338
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,369
<i>making fun of abortion...</i>

339
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,413
<i>there are no boundaries.</i>

340
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:46,208
<i>And this is where
I really catch people off guard because</i>

341
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,772
<i>I play the lowest common denominator.</i>

342
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,046
Because that's how you reach
the most amount of people.

343
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,800
<i>We also gotta realize
how many ghost followers I have.</i>

344
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:59,305
Like, huge names come up to me
and people that are like,

345
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:02,224
"Love you, but I watch you from, like,

346
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,477
<i>someone else's account,
'cause I can't be caught</i>

347
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:07,271
<i>following an account
named 'slutwhisperer'."</i>

348
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,771
<i>A bunch of girls from</i>
Pretty Little Liars<i> follow me.</i>

349
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,360
I'm like, "Are you out of your mind?"

350
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,820
Like you guys are, like,
cookie-cutter American,

351
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,238
wholesome girls and, like,

352
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,574
what the fuck
are you liking my post about

353
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,785
<i>making fun of fat girls today?</i>

354
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:25,748
I think people are attracted to the fact
that it's just fun

355
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,501
and the... Maybe that
they're not willing to do that,

356
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,920
and they're just voyeurs in this little...

357
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,713
thing I've created.

358
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:37,843
We can officially
stop referring to Emily Ratajkowski

359
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,304
<i>as the model
from the "Blurred Lines" video.</i>

360
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,973
<i>The 22-year-old beauty
who caught everyone's attention</i>

361
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,643
<i>in Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" video
has been crowned</i>

362
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,603
<i>Esquire's Woman of the Year.</i>

363
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,689
<i>It was just a job for me.</i>

364
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,000
I just went into it thinking, like,
"Okay, great. Payday.

365
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,818
Who knows what this will be like?"

366
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,987
And then the internet just started,
like, exploding a little bit

367
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,831
and then I guess
that's when I started to see

368
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,909
people following me
in a way that I hadn't seen before.

369
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,411
<i>It's really empowering.</i>

370
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:06,831
<i>I look back at actresses
or models 20 years ago.</i>

371
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,959
Everything that they said
was filtered through the media,

372
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,336
<i>and someone who barely knew them.</i>

373
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:16,048
<i>And now, I have a direct connection
to 15 million people.</i>

374
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:21,137
<i>The control that a woman can have
over her own image is really powerful.</i>

375
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:26,016
<i>We're able to have forums
and ways of posting what you want,</i>

376
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,185
and that's what fourth-wave feminism
is about.

377
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,187
It's about accessibility to technology.

378
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:33,566
I'm gonna introduce you to fan luv.

379
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,610
Fan luv!

380
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,070
All they gotta do is say "fan luv"

381
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:42,199
and I automatically say, "Woah!
Stop what I'm doing, that's family!"

382
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,037
<i>DJ Khaled has become
the unlikely King of Snapchat.</i>

383
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:51,834
<i>Every day, Khaled hilariously chronicles
the minutia of his life.</i>

384
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:55,755
<i>Can't really rehearse it.</i>

385
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,548
Push the button. Ten seconds.

386
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,551
Talk your talk or show something
that you want to see.

387
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:03,095
You know what I mean,
and it's just me being me.

388
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,181
In life, you have roadblocks.

389
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,183
The key is to overcome it.

390
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,768
Oh, shit!

391
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,561
Oh, man!

392
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,187
I'm stuck.

393
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,106
I am stuck for real.

394
00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:20,488
I am stuck in a tree, in the ocean.

395
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,239
Cut my leg.

396
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,408
The key is don't panic.

397
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,577
<i>He's coined countless catchphrases.</i>

398
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,704
Another one. "Just know."

399
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,414
<i>His keys to success.</i>

400
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:32,249
Right now I'm on ABC <i>Nightline.</i>

401
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,459
Major Key!

402
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,878
It's just something natural
that comes out me.

403
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,464
You know what I'm saying,
it's just who Khaled is.

404
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:39,715
The Khaledisms.

405
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,675
<i>DJ Khaled!</i>

406
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,929
You know, you hear it in the song
"DJ Khaled!"

407
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,639
And you're like, "Who is this guy?"

408
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,725
And I think he is brilliant

409
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,937
because he saw this whole thing
with social media happening

410
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,814
before it was even happening.

411
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:59,443
<i>He utilized his lifestyle
in a way to be like,</i>

412
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:03,155
"I'm going to let people in on my life."
I don't even think DJ Khaled's a persona.

413
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,949
I think that that just is who he is.

414
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,327
<i>I used to work at Shoney's
as a bus boy.</i>

415
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,995
<i>I used to sell clothes
out the trunk of my car.</i>

416
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:13,374
You're looking at 25 years of blood,
sweat, and tears. Actually more.

417
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,919
<i>I just had a vision of being one of the
biggest music moguls in the world.</i>

418
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,464
I'm like a lion in the jungle.

419
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:24,635
Right now, as we shooting this video,
it went number one record in the country!

420
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,012
DJ Khaled! DJ Khaled!

421
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:30,391
Being gold, going platinum in a week
so get ready for a new alert!

422
00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:34,562
<i>Before I was at just one city
in a nightclub.</i>

423
00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:37,314
<i>Now I can rip a stage or arena,</i>

424
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:39,191
or even being in my room

425
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:43,487
and you can just pick up your phone and
you can show your talents to the world.

426
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:48,325
<i>Stand-up comedy pre-internet,
that was, like,</i>

427
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:51,620
11 years of
just languishing on the road.

428
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,414
<i>And then MySpace started</i>

429
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,624
<i>and from there everybody started
booking me.</i>

430
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,252
And literally it was ripple effect
that went across the country.

431
00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:00,504
<i>I was one of the first to do it,</i>

432
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,965
<i>but now with
what people are able to do,</i>

433
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,217
I don't feel like fame is fame anymore.

434
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,553
<i>The kid from the Super Bowl,</i>

435
00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:09,471
<i>who took the selfie
with Justin Timberlake,</i>

436
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:12,766
he becomes an instant meme,
and is everywhere!

437
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,602
To me, it looked like
you were right there,

438
00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:17,104
but you got yourself there.
You were a few rows back.

439
00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:19,732
Yeah, I pushed through.
I was elbowing people.

440
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,859
<i>It's like instantly,</i>

441
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,570
<i>you could be a recognizable face.</i>

442
00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:27,489
"Oh, aren't you that kid from
the Super Bowl that took the selfie?"

443
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,159
Like, it's like, it's just so crazy
how this works.

444
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,744
<i>You're famous instantly.</i>

445
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:34,330
<i>Does that mean you're gonna be
not famous instantly?</i>

446
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,832
Your screenname could be like,
All Cats Suck.

447
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,877
<i>That's all you post
is shit about, like, ugly cats</i>

448
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,837
<i>and suddenly you've got
millions of followers.</i>

449
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,298
<i>Hey, stick 'em up!</i>

450
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,592
<i>Everyone can be famous now.</i>

451
00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:50,304
I live this Barbie life
better than Barbie.

452
00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:54,266
<i>I just visited my wife and she said
that I blew up all over Facebook.</i>

453
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:57,186
<i>Hordes of women
declaring him too sexy for jail.</i>

454
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,229
- My God.
- That's your kind of criminal.

455
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,732
<i>Everyone can have a voice
on any subject.</i>

456
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:03,943
Damn, Daniel!

457
00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:08,322
But in three days, is everyone remembering
that that person said that? I don't know.

458
00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:10,240
Cash me ousside, how 'bout dat?

459
00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:13,953
Andy Warhol talked about it best
before the internet was even a thing.

460
00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:15,621
<i>It is about 15 minutes of fame.</i>

461
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,166
<i>Ow, Charlie!</i>

462
00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:20,751
<i>Ow!</i>

463
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:30,886
Look at this.
That must've been your first birthday.

464
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,638
It was 'cause it was my 21st birthday.

465
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:35,349
- Why have I not seen these?
- Look how conservative I was.

466
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:38,811
Do you have any of the old pictures
of me and Andy Warhol?

467
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:42,439
I have them somewhere. I will find...
I'm just going through all this stuff.

468
00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:44,608
- Please find them. That would be so epic.
- I know.

469
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,528
You are exactly what he would have loved.

470
00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:51,281
This was the heyday of Studio 54.

471
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,576
And that's Andy
and he's naked behind this.

472
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,065
Holding it up like that?

473
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,913
Uh-huh. And then me.

474
00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:00,624
I wanna take a picture of that
for Throwback Thursday.

475
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:02,917
Killing it.

476
00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:05,587
How old were you
when you did the shoot?

477
00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:08,465
Probably 20?

478
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,054
<i>My parents were always
very strict with me.</i>

479
00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:16,515
Look at Paris.

480
00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:19,768
She's getting so gorgeous and tall.

481
00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:22,688
<i>I wasn't allowed to go out.</i>

482
00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,732
<i>I wasn't allowed to go on dates
or wear makeup.</i>

483
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,860
<i>I was 15 years old
when we moved to New York.</i>

484
00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:29,694
<i>My sister and I...</i>

485
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,866
<i>all a sudden we started being invited
to all these events and parties.</i>

486
00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:38,787
<i>So we kind of really grew up fast,
living in New York.</i>

487
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,665
<i>I just wanted to be known as Paris,</i>

488
00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:44,501
and not be known as
the Hilton Hotel granddaughter.

489
00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:47,629
<i>So I always felt like I needed to break
away from that</i>

490
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,840
<i>and do my own thing.</i>

491
00:25:50,424 --> 00:25:54,136
<i>I met David LaChappelle,
who I was obsessed with</i>

492
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,890
<i>because I had seen all of his photos
and just what a genius he was.</i>

493
00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:00,100
<i>And he said, "What is your name?"</i>

494
00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:01,477
I said, "My name is Paris."

495
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:05,314
He's like, "You're a star.
You're gonna be my muse."

496
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,399
<i>Like Andy Warhol had Edie Sedgwick.</i>

497
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:09,443
I was very young.

498
00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:13,489
I was shy. But with David,
I would have fun and dress up and play.

499
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:18,452
<i>David told me, "Paris, I have an idea.
I wanna shoot you and your sister."</i>

500
00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:20,621
<i>My sister was 15 years old,</i>

501
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,706
so we lied to my parents

502
00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:26,043
and pretended we were going
to our cousin's birthday.

503
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,879
Uh, David and his team flew Nicky out.

504
00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:30,798
We went to

505
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:32,508
this motel

506
00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:35,761
<i>on La Cienega Boulevard in LA
that's very infamous.</i>

507
00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:40,390
<i>Posing in very risque outfits
with the necklaces that said "Rich."</i>

508
00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:43,393
This other picture, too. Oh, my God.

509
00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:45,771
You might have to blur this.

510
00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:49,149
<i>One of the makeup people
pulled the top down for one second.</i>

511
00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:50,234
<i>I had no clue.</i>

512
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,861
They were pouring water in my hair
and my face.

513
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:53,987
I couldn't see.

514
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,865
<i>And then me in my grandparents' house</i>

515
00:26:56,949 --> 00:27:00,577
<i>at three or four in the morning.
I thought it was just all for fun, like,</i>

516
00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:03,080
<i>"No one's ever gonna see these pictures."</i>

517
00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:06,083
And then, all of a sudden,
he called me and he said, "Oh, my God,

518
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,291
I have great news!"

519
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:11,463
I'm like, "What?"
He's like, <i>"Vanity Fair</i> loves our photos."

520
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:16,093
When I opened up the magazine
and saw that, I wanted to...

521
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,010
take him...

522
00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:20,556
and strangle him.

523
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,476
I can't believe that they would do this.

524
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:26,854
This is not my daughter.

525
00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:28,647
I mean, that's crazy.

526
00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:31,525
This picture got me in so much trouble.

527
00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:35,320
Because of that photo shoot,
I was immediately, like,

528
00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:37,865
<i>the crazy socialite party girl.</i>

529
00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:39,950
<i>From there, it just kind of blew up.</i>

530
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,251
<i>I moved to Los Angeles</i>

531
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:53,505
<i>kind of around the birth of the
Paris Hilton blueprint for celebrity.</i>

532
00:27:54,298 --> 00:27:55,978
She wasn't an actress,
she wasn't a dancer,

533
00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:58,552
she wasn't a musician.
She was just this, kind of entity

534
00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:01,930
in Hollywood that was everywhere.

535
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,932
Paris, right here, honey.

536
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,142
Open up, open up.

537
00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,227
- How ya doing, man?
- I'm good, hi.

538
00:28:07,561 --> 00:28:10,540
Came here to be an actor. Do all that
kind of stuff, kind of got sidetracked

539
00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:11,398
as a model.

540
00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:17,279
<i>That was one of the first things
that I utilized social media to book.</i>

541
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,799
It was before anyone was doing that,
so people were like,

542
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:22,010
"How the hell did you do that?"
When I told them, they didn't believe me.

543
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:24,494
<i>I'm probably in that for... six seconds?</i>

544
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,163
Everyone knew who I was.

545
00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:28,916
I was the dude in the Britney Spears video
for a decade.

546
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:33,128
You want to become
your own entity and brand?

547
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,756
Yeah, I think a lot of people
have been asking me,

548
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,439
"Are you a model?
Or are you an actress?"

549
00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:40,427
<i>When Emily Ratajkowski went viral,</i>

550
00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:43,180
<i>it was a very different time
from when I did that "Toxic" video.</i>

551
00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:46,266
<i>The difference, being able to be
in the driver's seat yourself</i>

552
00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:48,227
<i>and perpetuate your own attention
that you get,</i>

553
00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,437
<i>whereas for me, going back to 2004,</i>

554
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,981
<i>I had to hire a publicist, have an agent</i>

555
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:55,943
<i>in order to even get
my face and name out there.</i>

556
00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:59,071
<i>But with social media,
everyone thinks they're an influencer.</i>

557
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:02,407
<i>I started to see everyone else's
self-indulgent bullshit.</i>

558
00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:04,326
I love my butt lifter.

559
00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:08,580
I love it because it just gives me
that extra Kim K lift.

560
00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:10,958
<i>And it was such a turn-off</i>

561
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:13,210
<i>that I was like,
"I don't wanna be a part of this."</i>

562
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,772
<i>It's what I do for a living, I don't wanna
take more pictures of myself.</i>

563
00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:26,181
<i>I was, like, at this complete black-out
of social media...</i>

564
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:29,851
<i>where I didn't have anything.</i>

565
00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:31,645
<i>So, people couldn't message me.</i>

566
00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:37,276
<i>Privacy is dead.</i>

567
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,611
Photographs used to be so personal.

568
00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:43,323
<i>Now any picture you take
is intended to be shared.</i>

569
00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:44,992
<i>Any photograph that I have,</i>

570
00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:48,954
I have to be okay with the idea of it
being out for the entire world to see.

571
00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:51,164
<i>It's a lot of responsibility.</i>

572
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:54,042
A million pictures of you
are everywhere and,

573
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,846
you know, what you put out there,
if you regret it in a couple years,

574
00:29:56,878 --> 00:30:00,090
it's still gonna be out there.
But, get over it.

575
00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:02,134
You know, that's just the way
the world works now.

576
00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:08,765
This is so depressing
that this is what I have to do.

577
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,560
Contour my nose 'cause I hate it
and think it's too big

578
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,683
even though everyone's like,
"She's had a nose job!"

579
00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,731
I'm like, "Bitch... Bitch, where?"

580
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,566
I want a nose job though.

581
00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:19,943
Cover up my mustache 'cause I'm...

582
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:22,821
Italian and have one unfortunately.

583
00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:26,241
Everyone has little secrets
that no one knows about.

584
00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:31,246
Whoever you grow up with

585
00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:34,041
really has such an influence
on the way you do your makeup

586
00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:37,711
because my mom always had makeup on.

587
00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:40,547
Always. She didn't...
like, she put a full face on

588
00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:41,757
like right away.

589
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,217
She never, ever went without makeup.

590
00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:50,432
<i>My mom started putting makeup on me
when I was in preschool.</i>

591
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,601
<i>I was like the only little girl
in preschool</i>

592
00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,978
<i>who had lipstick and mascara
and blush on.</i>

593
00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:58,648
Oh, Brittany.

594
00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:01,610
Oh, my God! I can't stand it.

595
00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:03,528
Look over here, Brit! Brit!

596
00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:08,367
<i>I am from outside
of Philadelphia.</i>

597
00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:10,452
<i>A little town called Perkasie.</i>

598
00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:16,750
I can see it now! Broadway!

599
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,126
<i>I was a theatre kid.</i>

600
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,380
<i>Total nerd.
I always wanted to be an actor.</i>

601
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,091
<i>She was this outgoing kid.</i>

602
00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:26,885
<i>She always wanted to help
make people happy and laugh.</i>

603
00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:30,472
Acting and being funny and...

604
00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:34,184
putting on a good face and so on
was her way to escape her life.

605
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:38,397
<i>I loved it
because I got to be this other person.</i>

606
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:39,856
<i>I didn't have to be myself.</i>

607
00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:44,653
<i>I got bullied a lot when I was younger
and picked on a lot</i>

608
00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:47,656
<i>I think because I was so outspoken.</i>

609
00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:51,326
At that time, people would
write to Brittany telling her to drop dead

610
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,829
or go kill yourself
or something like that.

611
00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:55,372
And that was rough.

612
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,081
<i>I just hated it.</i>

613
00:31:57,124 --> 00:31:59,334
<i>I hated every minute of it.
It was hell.</i>

614
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:02,879
<i>I didn't get asked to
either of my proms because</i>

615
00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:05,590
<i>guys thought I was a lesbian
'cause I was always cracking jokes.</i>

616
00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:09,177
<i>And I told my parents
when I turn 17 and graduate high school,</i>

617
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,805
<i>I'm going to California
and I'm gonna make shit happen.</i>

618
00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:17,102
<i>Packed my bags, packed up all my
little newspaper articles</i>

619
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:19,646
where people were like,
"This girl's gonna be a star!

620
00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:23,275
The Perkasie, Pennsylvania Times."

621
00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:27,070
<i>Came out here,
fell for every scam in the book.</i>

622
00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:30,490
<i>I paid $1,800 for head shots.</i>

623
00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:34,578
<i>I would scrounge up $600
and pay for a shitty improv class</i>

624
00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:37,456
<i>that the teacher was
in a Geico commercial.</i>

625
00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:40,041
<i>I had no money.
My dad was supporting me.</i>

626
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:42,461
Every day my parents would call me,
"Come home!

627
00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:44,897
There's no point in you being there!
You don't know anybody!

628
00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:46,841
Get home! You're not gonna
make it happen. Stop."

629
00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:50,177
Literally no one believed in me.
And then I saw Kelly Oxford,

630
00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:52,095
<i>who's a really funny comedian.</i>

631
00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:53,889
<i>I saw her advertise Vine.</i>

632
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:57,726
<i>It was just, you hold your finger down
on the screen and you record a video,</i>

633
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,853
<i>and it's six seconds,
just little bits of your day.</i>

634
00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:01,771
<i>I was like,
"Oh, let me check this out."</i>

635
00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,026
- Do you like being in the front seat?
- Yeah.

636
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:09,125
<i>So, I started doing
little sketch videos with my friends</i>

637
00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:12,449
<i>and I started to put them on the Vine.</i>

638
00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,075
You know you want this V!

639
00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:15,919
How to hit on guys
the way guys hit on girls.

640
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:19,748
Hey, baby! I'd like to lick
yo buttcrack sideways!

641
00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:23,793
At first, I thought, you know,
"Hey, girl, instead of screwin' around

642
00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:28,298
with this Vine, why don't you look for
some real work to get into?"

643
00:33:28,381 --> 00:33:31,259
<i>But it just took off.
It shocked the heck outta me.</i>

644
00:33:31,635 --> 00:33:33,845
My following started growing like crazy!

645
00:33:33,929 --> 00:33:35,597
<i>And it started to just
grow, grow, grow.</i>

646
00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:41,811
<i>And I have 4.2 billion...
billion... Vine views.</i>

647
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:45,232
<i>What I loved about it was that I didn't
need anybody's permission to perform.</i>

648
00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:47,025
<i>I didn't have to audition
for anybody.</i>

649
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:48,652
I could do whatever the fuck I wanted.

650
00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:02,832
<i>My love of Disney started
when I came to America from Russia.</i>

651
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:08,004
<i>I was always, like, a nerdy Jewish
suburban little white kid.</i>

652
00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:10,465
<i>Kind of quiet and shy.</i>

653
00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,635
<i>I never was part of the cool kids.</i>

654
00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:17,013
<i>Then when I got to high school
and became more and more immature,</i>

655
00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:19,474
<i>I started doodling some offensive shit.</i>

656
00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,268
<i>Making fun of teachers, you know,</i>

657
00:34:21,351 --> 00:34:23,019
<i>just trying to fit in with kids.</i>

658
00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:27,315
<i>And then, you know how the school
puts out, like, "Most likely to succeed"</i>

659
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:28,959
<i>or whatever that fuckin' horse shit is:</i>

660
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:31,486
<i>well, on the unofficial list,</i>

661
00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:35,407
<i>I was most likely to draw
hidden boners in Disney cartoons.</i>

662
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,371
<i>I went to college to be a Disney animator.</i>

663
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,915
<i>And then I kind of
fell out of love with it.</i>

664
00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:48,211
<i>I need instant gratification
and animation just takes too long.</i>

665
00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:50,755
<i>So I was like, "Fuck it.
I'm leaving college."</i>

666
00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:57,095
<i>At this time, I was, like,
falling in love with stand-up.</i>

667
00:34:57,178 --> 00:35:01,057
Every show I went to, I would, like,
save the little playbills they had.

668
00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:04,060
This guy, 2003.

669
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,439
Here's when you know
you're officially drunk right here.

670
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:10,900
When you get into a taxicab,
and you think the fare is the time.

671
00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:17,324
Oh my God, it's 25 past 24.
Holy shit.

672
00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:21,119
The way these people think,
the way they look at the world.

673
00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:23,079
I was like, "This is really amazing."

674
00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:24,831
<i>It's funny though.</i>

675
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,559
When someone gets racial
with you when you're white,

676
00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:28,853
you're not allowed to get racial back,
you know what I mean?

677
00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:31,921
So, it's kinda like awkward.
The dude's goin' at you, "White boy!

678
00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:33,214
You cracka!"

679
00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:35,175
You're like, "Yeah, you stupid jerk."

680
00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:37,469
<i>My mom was very scared.</i>

681
00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:40,192
The way I was starting to think
and the way I was starting to talk.

682
00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:44,434
She was like, "I feel like these people
are taking you in a very dark place."

683
00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:47,145
Never let a woman
put a condom on you, okay?

684
00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:48,480
Do it yourself.

685
00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:50,815
'Cause when a lady does it,
it can be embarrassing.

686
00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:53,902
It's like, "Oh, look,
there's still more room!"

687
00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:58,531
I learned how to speak to people
and make them laugh.

688
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:03,036
I used to spend
seven days a week in a comedy club

689
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:05,330
<i>and I actually never got sick of it.</i>

690
00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:07,457
I wanted to be indispensable
to these people,

691
00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:10,043
<i>so I would shoot them,
be like, "Here's some photos."</i>

692
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,712
<i>And that's when I fell in love with it.</i>

693
00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:14,798
<i>This doesn't feel like a job,</i>

694
00:36:15,632 --> 00:36:17,467
<i>but I'm making money doing it.</i>

695
00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:22,555
This was like crazy moment
seeing Robin on stage at Carolines.

696
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:24,766
This is one of my favorites,

697
00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:26,976
Aziz and Kanye backstage
at our comedy club.

698
00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:29,145
When was the last time
you saw Kanye smile?

699
00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:31,147
This is a photo I took of Nas.

700
00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:33,191
I put these photos online the next day.

701
00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:37,987
Within two hours, his team and Def Jam
hit me and they're like,

702
00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:39,871
"Take these off the site.
We're buying these."

703
00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:41,950
And that became
my relationship with Nas.

704
00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:44,661
They trusted me from that moment
to shoot everything for him.

705
00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:48,123
This is the photo to this day
on Apple Music.

706
00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:51,543
And Nas' world opened up to me
where I got to shoot

707
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,545
some of the craziest
legendary artists.

708
00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:56,548
Uh. Iconic photo. Bieber.

709
00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:59,212
This is me tryin' to be
a little bit of a fame whore,

710
00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:01,052
"Okay, this'll get me a lot of love."

711
00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,430
<i>I wasn't really taking
Pulitzer Prize-winning photos.</i>

712
00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:05,473
<i>I just wanted to take fun party photos,</i>

713
00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:08,059
<i>and then add that humor
that I was taught.</i>

714
00:37:09,686 --> 00:37:12,605
<i>This is a girl on crystal meth
running through the desert.</i>

715
00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:16,484
Oh, here's a chick passed out
underneath the fuckin' table at a party.

716
00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:18,403
At least she's got her shoes on, right?

717
00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:20,071
<i>I was shooting
a lot of these parties</i>

718
00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:23,283
<i>and we started pouring champagne in
girls' mouths 'cause it'd be a cool photo.</i>

719
00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,744
And then I think at some point,
I got nudged and I missed

720
00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:27,829
and I hit her face,
but the camera went off.

721
00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,872
I was like, "This is kind of a cool
photo." Like the way it hits your face.

722
00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:33,501
<i>And I put up, like, the best 50 photos.</i>

723
00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:35,336
<i>Within 24 hours, it exploded.</i>

724
00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,297
<i>I remember a bunch of sites
picked it up,</i>

725
00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:39,650
<i>and I remember walking
through a nightclub two days later,</i>

726
00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,926
<i>and these two girls at the bar are like,</i>

727
00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:43,553
"Oh, shit, that's Kirill.

728
00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:45,823
I wonder if we're gonna get
a champagne facial tonight."

729
00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:49,851
And I was like, "Whoa. Okay,
this is bigger than I thought it was."

730
00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:52,645
<i>And then I got sucked in the night life,</i>

731
00:37:52,729 --> 00:37:55,398
<i>and part of me wishes I didn't,</i>

732
00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:58,276
<i>but that's the foundation of
what everything is now.</i>

733
00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,529
Before it got all
fuckin' slutty and gross.

734
00:38:05,325 --> 00:38:07,303
<i>Breaking into
the modeling world is not easy.</i>

735
00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:09,329
<i>Obviously, I don't have a 60-pack</i>

736
00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:11,873
and, like, deep,
V-shaped dick lines,

737
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,666
<i>so it's hard for me
to get into that scene.</i>

738
00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:17,170
<i>Also, the plus-size scene is
not exactly my thing either.</i>

739
00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:20,757
<i>I think they should rename the genre.
You know, just like, "Sturdy men."</i>

740
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,301
Or like "thick, thick fellas."

741
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:27,847
<i>I was, like, always super performative.</i>

742
00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:31,476
<i>Growing up in New York,
I was a child actor.</i>

743
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,728
<i>I booked a Hershey's commercial.</i>

744
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,480
<i>I was on fire.</i>

745
00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:38,358
<i>I showed up to school with a jean jacket
with the collar popped</i>

746
00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,193
and was basically just like,
"Daddy's home."

747
00:38:40,693 --> 00:38:42,487
<i>'Cause kids were seeing this commercial,</i>

748
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:45,156
and then I never got anything after that.

749
00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:48,034
<i>My dad was like, "Get a fucking job."</i>

750
00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:49,410
<i>And I was like, "I'm 12."</i>

751
00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,704
Let's talk about
where it started to go bad.

752
00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:54,165
<i>- All the masturbation.
- I was basically,</i>

753
00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:56,918
"Get out of my room, Dad!
You don't understand me!"

754
00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:59,379
Like, "Don't try to make me
a better person!"

755
00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:01,923
I know but you were screwing a pillow
at the time.

756
00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:05,635
I have to blame you for my,
you know, small penis.

757
00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:07,762
No, that's your mother's side
of the family.

758
00:39:08,221 --> 00:39:12,600
My brother is an amateur bodybuilder
who works at the Pentagon.

759
00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:15,979
This dude is like, you know, I mean
he looks... he looks like a freak.

760
00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:16,980
Fantastic.

761
00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:19,623
Oh, you think he looks fantastic.
See, I think he looks deformed,

762
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:20,942
like he's too big.

763
00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:24,988
Yeah. He makes up for
everything you fucked up.

764
00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:30,201
New York City in the summer
is brutally hot.

765
00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:32,537
A lot of people like to beat the heat.
Whatever.

766
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:35,748
You know what I like to do?
Cover a slip & slide with nacho cheese

767
00:39:35,832 --> 00:39:38,084
right into a kiddie pool
filled with marinara.

768
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,673
Back in the day, you definitely
couldn't be an internet star.

769
00:39:44,257 --> 00:39:46,885
<i>I was in AOL chat rooms wreaking havoc</i>

770
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,429
<i>because the internet was the internet.
It was so pure.</i>

771
00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:50,930
There were no influencers.

772
00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:53,099
<i>You would do dumb shit
for your friends</i>

773
00:39:53,182 --> 00:39:55,602
<i>before there was any business
of social media.</i>

774
00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:58,563
<i>I was putting on a diaper and running
down the streets of New York</i>

775
00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:00,773
<i>literally just to make 25 people laugh.</i>

776
00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:05,236
<i>My dad tells his friends
that I'm an adult entertainer,</i>

777
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,530
which is not the right thing.

778
00:40:07,614 --> 00:40:10,014
That's wrong, but he doesn't...
I don't know what to call it!

779
00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,918
<i>So, I had friends who would
bring me to things,</i>

780
00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:18,666
<i>and corporate people were like,
"Please don't bring your fat friend</i>

781
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,127
to, like, our Sony influencers dinner."

782
00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:26,466
<i>But, all of a sudden, I have, like,
8.5 million teens screaming on my page.</i>

783
00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:30,219
I got my new wine.
Uh, Old Asian Woman Merlot.

784
00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:32,055
I'm going to put my ass
in a bunch of food.

785
00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:33,473
While you're working for food,

786
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:35,308
I'm gonna fucking sit in food.

787
00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:38,436
<i>Once they realized
the millennials were into it,</i>

788
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:41,079
all of a sudden the corporate people
were like, "What about you?"

789
00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:44,067
<i>Everybody was just reaching out to me
wanting to do ads,</i>

790
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:47,362
<i>like Procter & Gamble,
Benefit Cosmetics, Pizza Hut.</i>

791
00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:49,072
Perfect!

792
00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:51,755
<i>Someone like the Fat Jew,
he'll get written a check from</i>

793
00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:55,912
the shoe company and then he will be told
at eleven o'clock on Thursday morning,

794
00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:58,247
you need to post a picture of yourself

795
00:40:58,331 --> 00:41:01,417
<i>sitting at this pool
with your feet up with these shoes on.</i>

796
00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:03,753
<i>You need to use these hashtags</i>

797
00:41:03,836 --> 00:41:07,799
<i>post it at this time, and then that's
a quote-unquote "organic post."</i>

798
00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:10,885
Life is amazing. You can live smooth.

799
00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:13,388
Imma go casual. D. Wade Hublot.

800
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,974
I post a lot of things
that I genuinely just like.

801
00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:18,893
And I've gotten in trouble
with my agent before being, like,

802
00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:21,479
"Why would you post this?!
You can get paid for doing this!"

803
00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:25,358
<i>Being able to do
a little paid post here and there</i>

804
00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:28,653
<i>has brought me a lot of power in choosing
what movie roles I want.</i>

805
00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:31,739
<i>I went into a show fitting
the other day, and they had</i>

806
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:34,701
<i>a bunch of girls' photos next to
each other with little post-its on it</i>

807
00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:37,620
<i>with everybody's Instagram follower count.</i>

808
00:41:38,037 --> 00:41:40,289
<i>I have definitely lost jobs</i>

809
00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:43,042
<i>to girls who had
more followers than I did.</i>

810
00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:46,379
The modeling industry itself
is very harsh

811
00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,464
and not easy to be successful in,

812
00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:52,802
and there's girls that're getting
that recognition overnight

813
00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:54,220
because of an app.

814
00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:55,999
<i>You can't be a dinosaur.</i>

815
00:41:56,639 --> 00:41:58,766
You have to be with time
or ahead of time,

816
00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:02,353
<i>so if it's Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter...</i>

817
00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:03,980
<i>There's so many tools.</i>

818
00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:07,400
<i>So when I see it, I'm already like,
"Oh, is this new?"</i>

819
00:42:07,734 --> 00:42:10,403
I want to know it right away
and I want to master it

820
00:42:10,486 --> 00:42:12,196
and I want to be ahead of it.

821
00:42:13,823 --> 00:42:15,867
<i>They are the newest stars
of Hollywood.</i>

822
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:19,495
<i>Bach and internet sensation Amanda Cerny.</i>

823
00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:21,330
Oh, money's good.

824
00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:22,790
How do you define good money?

825
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,834
I can retire if I wanted to.

826
00:42:25,334 --> 00:42:27,503
- Off of six-second videos?
- Yeah.

827
00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:31,424
Let's make it rain
on Hollywood Boulevard.

828
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:36,721
<i>There's deals in the millions
on social media.</i>

829
00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:39,891
When the TV's on, usually people
walk away for commercials.

830
00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:42,435
<i>And then in our videos,
we have millions of people</i>

831
00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:43,811
<i>that are seeing this content.</i>

832
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:48,858
My rate on Instagram is
$50,000 currently for a post.

833
00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:55,239
<i>The most I've made off
of a single post is $150,000.</i>

834
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:59,118
I've heard of people making
one million dollars off of one photo.

835
00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:02,163
<i>I gave away $10,000 recently.</i>

836
00:43:02,747 --> 00:43:04,457
<i>I just, like, sat in an empty office</i>

837
00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:06,602
<i>in an office building,
and put on my Instagram, like,</i>

838
00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:08,961
<i>"First person to ring the buzzer
gets the money."</i>

839
00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,129
- Hi.
- What's up?

840
00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:13,424
Oh, God, please make it rain money
right now...

841
00:43:22,558 --> 00:43:26,646
<i>A lot of these kids are starting
so young, that they don't even know</i>

842
00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:29,524
<i>so many things that are gonna
haunt them later in life.</i>

843
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:34,195
<i>They don't realize that something they do
right now is going to be out forever.</i>

844
00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:38,699
<i>What do these friends
have in common besides fame?</i>

845
00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:42,829
<i>They're giving up their plush lifestyle
to live on a farm.</i>

846
00:43:43,871 --> 00:43:45,915
<i>Well,
I'd never seen any reality show</i>

847
00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:48,167
<i>before I got offered to do</i>
The Simple Life.

848
00:43:52,547 --> 00:43:54,382
<i>That show was the first of its kind.</i>

849
00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:57,051
<i>It definitely invented
a new type of celebrity.</i>

850
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:58,886
What is that?

851
00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,054
It's a new belt.

852
00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,932
<i>After that show aired,
my manager told me,</i>

853
00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:05,268
"Entertainment Tonight<i> just called.</i>

854
00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:08,688
<i>They have 30 seconds of you
with your ex-boyfriend</i>

855
00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:09,814
<i>having sex."</i>

856
00:44:10,398 --> 00:44:13,359
I love you and could I please
take off your pants?

857
00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:19,991
Literally overnight,
my entire life changed.

858
00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:24,579
An illicit sex tape starring Paris Hilton
hit the internet this week.

859
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,181
<i>It was all over
every news station,</i>

860
00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:28,166
<i>every single talk show host...</i>

861
00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:30,168
everyone was making fun of it.

862
00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:34,255
It's the first time that the words
"Paris Hilton" and "job"

863
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,299
have ever been used in a sentence.

864
00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:38,092
It was insane.

865
00:44:40,261 --> 00:44:41,929
Oh, behave, people, behave.

866
00:44:44,307 --> 00:44:45,307
Watch out, guys.

867
00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:49,812
I didn't leave my house for,
like, months.

868
00:44:49,896 --> 00:44:52,440
I was so embarrassed. I felt like...

869
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:55,026
everyone on the street
was laughing at me.

870
00:44:56,068 --> 00:44:57,068
I couldn't...

871
00:44:57,904 --> 00:45:01,866
I literally could not walk on the street
because I felt like every single person

872
00:45:02,116 --> 00:45:04,285
had watched it
and seen me naked and...

873
00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:06,495
was talking behind my back.

874
00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:09,665
<i>It was like being raped.</i>

875
00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:11,249
<i>Felt like...</i>

876
00:45:12,501 --> 00:45:14,253
I've lost part of my soul.

877
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:20,092
And... been talked about
in such cruel and mean ways.

878
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,481
I literally wanted to die
at some points.

879
00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:35,084
I was like, "I just don't wanna live."

880
00:45:35,650 --> 00:45:38,277
'Cause I thought everything was
taken away from me.

881
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,697
Like I didn't wanna be known as that.

882
00:45:45,284 --> 00:45:48,246
<i>I would never be who I could have been.</i>

883
00:45:58,339 --> 00:46:00,132
Home sweet home.

884
00:46:02,301 --> 00:46:04,762
<i>Every time I get onto a stage,</i>

885
00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:06,681
<i>I'm swiftly reminded,</i>

886
00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:10,101
this is the raw, real shit right here.

887
00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:11,435
You get up here,

888
00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:13,896
and you fucking perform your heart out.

889
00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:23,072
<i>You're on a high.</i>

890
00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:25,950
<i>You feel like the most powerful,</i>

891
00:46:26,242 --> 00:46:28,744
<i>coolest person in the entire world.</i>

892
00:46:32,498 --> 00:46:35,251
Hi, I'm Brittany
and welcome to <i>One Vine Life!</i>

893
00:46:35,334 --> 00:46:38,129
<i>I guess I enjoyed Vine so much because</i>

894
00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:41,173
it was getting that same feeling
except in a digital form.

895
00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:44,427
<i>I would be performing on Vine
and doing these characters,</i>

896
00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:46,554
<i>and the likes was like
the audience clapping.</i>

897
00:46:46,679 --> 00:46:49,239
<i>It was like the same thing and
as soon as I saw something getting</i>

898
00:46:49,265 --> 00:46:51,100
<i>100,000 likes in, like, a half an hour,</i>

899
00:46:51,183 --> 00:46:53,519
you knew that you were doing
something great.

900
00:46:53,602 --> 00:46:55,730
And it felt good.
And it was, like, an addiction.

901
00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:58,024
Wow, this is amazing!

902
00:46:58,107 --> 00:47:01,402
I was the number one viner at one point,
which is insane.

903
00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:03,529
Hey, yo, Martha,
holla at me sometime.

904
00:47:03,612 --> 00:47:05,114
Okay.

905
00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,868
And my friend, Bach,
I got him on Vine.

906
00:47:08,951 --> 00:47:11,495
- Hey, young ma, let me get yo number!
- What the...

907
00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:13,247
Let me get yo numba.

908
00:47:13,706 --> 00:47:15,333
<i>And then he passed me.</i>

909
00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:18,210
<i>He became number one.</i>

910
00:47:21,797 --> 00:47:23,341
Damn, boy!

911
00:47:23,716 --> 00:47:27,762
<i>And then Lele Pons...
She did it right, because you know what?</i>

912
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:31,057
<i>She didn't play into any stereotypes,
she didn't do any characters,</i>

913
00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:34,769
<i>she was herself.
And she did, like, physical comedy.</i>

914
00:47:35,061 --> 00:47:35,895
Shit!

915
00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:38,147
<i>She blew up
and then she passed me.</i>

916
00:47:38,606 --> 00:47:41,108
<i>And I was kinda frustrated
because I was like,</i>

917
00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:42,902
"I worked so hard and blah, blah, blah,

918
00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:45,821
<i>and these people are growing faster
than I am and whatever."</i>

919
00:47:46,322 --> 00:47:49,533
And I was getting so much hate just for,
you know, the character work.

920
00:47:49,617 --> 00:47:51,619
Can you find the crackhead?

921
00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:54,580
<i>A lot younger audience started
coming onto Vine,</i>

922
00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:57,333
<i>and they were like, "Oh, that's racist."</i>

923
00:47:59,835 --> 00:48:01,253
- Hey.
- Hello, my friend.

924
00:48:01,337 --> 00:48:03,589
Welcome to my Uber.
Some gum? Some mints?

925
00:48:03,672 --> 00:48:05,383
Water? Some tuna?

926
00:48:05,466 --> 00:48:07,676
<i>I was getting messages every day.</i>

927
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,513
<i>Just people saying really mean shit.</i>

928
00:48:11,931 --> 00:48:14,100
"Brittany Furlan's like
the whore of Vine."

929
00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:16,644
"Brittany Furlan's ugly as f..."

930
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:22,942
"Brittany Furlan is annoying and not funny
and has weak ass clapbacks."

931
00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:26,987
<i>There's an Instagram page called
Brittany Furlan's thumb,</i>

932
00:48:27,446 --> 00:48:29,532
<i>because people think I have weird thumbs.</i>

933
00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:33,035
<i>You know, people will
tear you apart</i>

934
00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:35,913
<i>and if you're not strong,
it'll just rip through your soul.</i>

935
00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:39,542
<i>And then people will be like,
"Oh, you don't get as many likes as Bach."</i>

936
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,335
<i>Like, "You need to get your likes up."</i>

937
00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:43,587
<i>How about I try liking myself?</i>

938
00:48:44,964 --> 00:48:46,799
<i>That'll be actually a challenge.</i>

939
00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:57,059
<i>I have definitely felt broken in my life.</i>

940
00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:01,021
But I always come back with resilience.

941
00:49:01,105 --> 00:49:02,690
I'm a strong...

942
00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:06,444
girl... woman.

943
00:49:17,538 --> 00:49:20,833
<i>We relish, as a society,
in celebrity meltdown.</i>

944
00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:24,378
We love seeing the people that we think
have everything get destroyed.

945
00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:27,965
But, you know, she basically got out
before any of that happened.

946
00:49:28,507 --> 00:49:30,384
<i>So now she's back at it again</i>

947
00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:34,305
<i>washing her Bentley
while eating a Carl's Junior burger.</i>

948
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:36,265
<i>That video triggered a viral sensation.</i>

949
00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:38,976
<i>It actually was too hot for TV,</i>

950
00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:42,396
<i>and they wouldn't even let them play it
during the Super Bowl.</i>

951
00:49:42,688 --> 00:49:45,191
<i>A lot of people were
contacting Carl's Junior</i>

952
00:49:45,274 --> 00:49:46,984
<i>and saying, "This is way too sexy."</i>

953
00:49:47,943 --> 00:49:52,031
Oh my God, like,
I've created a monster.

954
00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:05,628
<i>But I also knew
I could parlay that</i>

955
00:50:05,711 --> 00:50:07,796
<i>into a huge business and a brand.</i>

956
00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:12,843
She literally was the blueprint
for the Kardashians.

957
00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:16,388
<i>Everything's got to be clean,</i>

958
00:50:16,472 --> 00:50:18,140
<i>crisp and tasty.</i>

959
00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:21,602
<i>The salad
was specifically chosen for the ad</i>

960
00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:24,230
<i>because Kardashian had
a fitness DVD out at the time,</i>

961
00:50:24,313 --> 00:50:27,274
<i>and wanted to eat something
that would be more in line with her brand.</i>

962
00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:28,609
<i>But at the end of the day,</i>

963
00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:31,445
<i>Carl's Junior uses sex to sell their food.</i>

964
00:50:32,321 --> 00:50:34,823
<i>Don't ever forget
that Kim Kardashian</i>

965
00:50:35,407 --> 00:50:36,909
<i>was Paris Hilton's intern.</i>

966
00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:42,331
<i>I think it's pretty clear
who invented the entire game,</i>

967
00:50:42,414 --> 00:50:45,334
who, like, navigated us
into a new world.

968
00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:50,214
<i>I really didn't come here to work.</i>

969
00:50:53,342 --> 00:50:55,302
- Are you kidding me?
- This is nice...

970
00:50:57,012 --> 00:51:00,057
for son and dad working together, right?

971
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,659
Alright, are you going to
open the fence?

972
00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:07,398
I swear to God.
No matter what you accomplish in life,

973
00:51:07,481 --> 00:51:09,650
you're still your parents' child
in the end.

974
00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:11,443
You gotta be their little slave.

975
00:51:13,988 --> 00:51:16,115
I wonder if Paris still vacuums the house.

976
00:51:16,991 --> 00:51:18,784
A guy's asking me for advice.

977
00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:21,370
He says, "I'm dating a girl
who wants to try anal.

978
00:51:22,830 --> 00:51:25,291
But I've never done it before.
Do you have any tips?"

979
00:51:25,374 --> 00:51:28,252
And I said, "Yeah, make sure she lubes up
the strap-on properly

980
00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:29,420
and bite the pillow."

981
00:51:32,631 --> 00:51:35,634
<i>I'm the first person in the family
not to graduate college.</i>

982
00:51:36,218 --> 00:51:39,138
<i>I literally stopped going to class,
didn't tell my parents</i>

983
00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:42,391
<i>'cause they would've murdered me,
even forged my transcripts</i>

984
00:51:42,474 --> 00:51:43,892
<i>for an entire semester.</i>

985
00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:46,770
<i>My mom still gets emotional about that,</i>

986
00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:48,689
<i>because she just wants that degree.</i>

987
00:51:49,732 --> 00:51:51,150
<i>I was devastated.</i>

988
00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:55,321
He was trying to convince me
that it's not the end of the world...

989
00:51:55,404 --> 00:51:58,324
which, for me, kind of was.

990
00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:01,152
<i>I always feel bad...</i>

991
00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:04,288
<i>I constantly have this crazy anxiety
when I'm alone that...</i>

992
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,915
I didn't accomplish enough
because I'm like,

993
00:52:06,999 --> 00:52:10,961
they gave up their youth to come to
a better place for their children,

994
00:52:11,045 --> 00:52:13,088
<i>and this is all they have
to show for it.</i>

995
00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:15,883
I'm like their receipt
for coming to America.

996
00:52:16,884 --> 00:52:20,054
<i>When we landed here,
I didn't speak English at all.</i>

997
00:52:20,846 --> 00:52:22,139
So, naturally, he was a waiter.

998
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,725
Waiter slash busboy.

999
00:52:26,185 --> 00:52:29,730
<i>The American dream is changing nowadays.</i>

1000
00:52:29,938 --> 00:52:31,440
<i>When we were coming here</i>

1001
00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:35,027
American dream was mainly
material things, like,

1002
00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:39,990
we would say,
"Oh, family, house in suburbs."

1003
00:52:40,074 --> 00:52:42,493
<i>And I think this new generation,</i>

1004
00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:47,206
<i>their definition of success in a dream
is different.</i>

1005
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,667
So, this girl wrote to me.

1006
00:52:50,334 --> 00:52:52,961
You can see by her photo, a little fat.

1007
00:52:53,212 --> 00:52:55,798
So, she wrote,
"You're a misogynistic scum

1008
00:52:55,881 --> 00:52:57,549
and I'm thrilled you weren't able

1009
00:52:57,633 --> 00:53:01,470
to throw one of your sexist, small-dick,
loser parties in this country.

1010
00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:05,391
Stay in Vegas, you ugly slime ball,
rape culture enthusiast."

1011
00:53:05,974 --> 00:53:08,519
And I was, like, trying to f...
and this is my response,

1012
00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:12,523
"For decades, marine biologists have been
trying to communicate with whales

1013
00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:14,274
and they never bothered to consult me

1014
00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:16,360
and how I have successfully
been doing it."

1015
00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:21,115
Nothing? Come on,
it's such a good fat joke.

1016
00:53:23,492 --> 00:53:27,121
<i>We didn't know
exactly what he was doing.</i>

1017
00:53:28,330 --> 00:53:30,708
<i>The party, we went once</i>

1018
00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:32,626
<i>last year for my birthday.</i>

1019
00:53:33,335 --> 00:53:34,712
He threw her the party.

1020
00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:38,590
- Oh, it was fun.
- It was just like walking in a cave.

1021
00:53:38,674 --> 00:53:40,384
Not knowing
what's going on over there.

1022
00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:43,637
<i>- And then we just...
- Relaxed.</i>

1023
00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:46,223
<i>...relaxed and we're having good time.</i>

1024
00:53:56,734 --> 00:53:59,027
This is our "Kirill was here" display.

1025
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:02,531
He never was a troublemaker.

1026
00:54:03,615 --> 00:54:06,201
<i>He's polite, well-rounded.</i>

1027
00:54:06,702 --> 00:54:10,789
What he does has no reflection on him
as a person.

1028
00:54:11,665 --> 00:54:13,500
<i>It's his professional job.</i>

1029
00:54:14,334 --> 00:54:18,380
<i>If he is an actor, and he's portraying
a criminal, somebody bad,</i>

1030
00:54:18,464 --> 00:54:20,924
<i>you don't reflect it on the actor himself.</i>

1031
00:54:21,133 --> 00:54:25,596
It's really something unique
and he did something out of nothing.

1032
00:54:26,388 --> 00:54:28,140
And did it all by himself.

1033
00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,787
<i>What do you think it is about you, Paris,</i>

1034
00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:52,539
that everybody follows you around?

1035
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,834
Photographers, paparazzi. Why you?

1036
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,212
I have no idea.

1037
00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,380
I'm just living my life.

1038
00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:03,344
You don't call them up and say,
"I'm going down to Third Street tomorrow.

1039
00:55:03,383 --> 00:55:04,802
- Be there."
- No, actually,

1040
00:55:04,885 --> 00:55:07,638
from the moment I wake up
to the moment I go to sleep,

1041
00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:10,307
they're outside my house,
following me all day long.

1042
00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:22,194
<i>When I was growing up, I was obsessed
with Marilyn Monroe and Brigitte Bardot</i>

1043
00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:24,530
<i>and all these beautiful icons.</i>

1044
00:55:25,197 --> 00:55:26,949
<i>And always wanted to be like them.</i>

1045
00:55:28,534 --> 00:55:30,494
This is called the Paparazzi Machine.

1046
00:55:31,537 --> 00:55:33,038
<i>I practice in front of it.</i>

1047
00:55:33,497 --> 00:55:35,749
No, I'm kidding.

1048
00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:37,793
I think I've had enough practice
over the years.

1049
00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:40,754
Hello. Can we get
a couple fashion pictures, please?

1050
00:55:41,547 --> 00:55:45,008
- My outfit's awful.
- Oh no, you look beautiful. You're a doll.

1051
00:55:45,425 --> 00:55:48,095
<i>Back when I was a teenager,
there was no social media.</i>

1052
00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:50,389
I was just like this young girl,

1053
00:55:50,472 --> 00:55:54,643
a socialite, going to parties,
getting in trouble,

1054
00:55:55,602 --> 00:55:57,813
<i>and living my life</i>

1055
00:55:57,896 --> 00:56:02,985
and basically turned it
into a phenomenon.

1056
00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:07,924
<i>When I first moved to LA,
people had baseball hats on,</i>

1057
00:56:08,198 --> 00:56:11,159
totally dressed down,
didn't want any attention whatsoever.

1058
00:56:11,827 --> 00:56:13,954
<i>A few years later,
Paris kind of started</i>

1059
00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:17,040
<i>the "How to get famous
in 100 days" blueprint,</i>

1060
00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:19,751
<i>which was call the paparazzi,</i>

1061
00:56:20,502 --> 00:56:23,505
<i>expose as much of your private life
as you possibly can.</i>

1062
00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:26,609
- Paris, did you hit Lindsay?
- Ask her, she's right there.

1063
00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:28,093
Lindsay, tell them the truth.

1064
00:56:28,176 --> 00:56:29,928
<i>And you're off to the races.</i>

1065
00:56:31,346 --> 00:56:33,348
Let's go, let's go, let's go!

1066
00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:34,349
- Shit!
- Watch out.

1067
00:56:34,433 --> 00:56:37,019
- Bye, guys.
- How does it feel with all the flashes?

1068
00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:39,438
- Lot of light.
- Thank you, Paris!

1069
00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:45,277
It is weird, because sometimes
I will just hear clicks and flashes,

1070
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,987
even when they're not happening.

1071
00:56:47,112 --> 00:56:48,363
Just over the years,

1072
00:56:48,947 --> 00:56:51,617
especially if I'm at Cannes
or somewhere like that,

1073
00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:54,369
even when I'm walking in my hotel room
when there's no one,

1074
00:56:54,453 --> 00:56:57,581
I'll hear, like, this noise.

1075
00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:00,833
<i>Just forever.</i>

1076
00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,839
<i>I used to go out every single night,</i>

1077
00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:08,091
<i>and I lived for it.</i>

1078
00:57:08,675 --> 00:57:11,637
Now I just do not give a shit.

1079
00:57:11,762 --> 00:57:14,139
I'm just, like, over it.

1080
00:57:15,682 --> 00:57:17,225
You a big pedicure guy?

1081
00:57:17,309 --> 00:57:19,869
Yeah, I like to make sure that
I'm looking terrible at all times,

1082
00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:21,563
but I like my feet to be perfect.

1083
00:57:21,647 --> 00:57:23,440
- Yeah.
- I think what really makes

1084
00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:25,734
- the Fat Jewish the Fat Jewish...
<i>- Right.</i>

1085
00:57:25,817 --> 00:57:27,152
...is the captions.

1086
00:57:27,235 --> 00:57:28,862
<i>How do you come up
with these captions?</i>

1087
00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:31,215
<i>How did George Washington found America?
Know what I mean?</i>

1088
00:57:31,239 --> 00:57:34,034
How did whoever painted
the Sistine Chapel do that?

1089
00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:35,803
<i>- Michelangelo? Was that who that was?
- Yes.</i>

1090
00:57:35,827 --> 00:57:37,747
- Whatever. Yeah, it just is.
- It's just a gift.

1091
00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:41,500
We begin with a scandal
that is rocking the internet.

1092
00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:44,086
<i>A social media star
being called out for plagiarism.</i>

1093
00:57:44,795 --> 00:57:46,675
<i>He's basically taking
other people's memes</i>

1094
00:57:46,713 --> 00:57:49,967
<i>and he was posting them on Instagram
like he thought of them.</i>

1095
00:57:50,050 --> 00:57:51,843
<i>His Instagram bio even reads,</i>

1096
00:57:51,927 --> 00:57:55,430
<i>"United States Creative Director
of Internet Curatorial Affairs."</i>

1097
00:57:55,639 --> 00:57:57,182
This is my collection of comedy.

1098
00:57:57,265 --> 00:57:59,685
This is a fine tweet from 2015.

1099
00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:01,478
Great year, great year for tweets.

1100
00:58:02,145 --> 00:58:05,273
<i>Okay, you're getting millions of
followers, but off other people's work.</i>

1101
00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:07,985
<i>It used to be
they had to come see you,</i>

1102
00:58:08,068 --> 00:58:09,695
<i>steal it from you at the club.</i>

1103
00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:11,738
Now, somebody just sees you post it...

1104
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,616
you know, screen capture, puts it up,

1105
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:16,118
changes maybe one or two words,

1106
00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:18,078
and so now it's like take it
till you make it.

1107
00:58:18,787 --> 00:58:21,957
<i>He's going out of his way
to screengrab and cut out the credit.</i>

1108
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:25,585
<i>And then making money,
signing with a talent agency,</i>

1109
00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:28,589
<i>- he signed with a Hollywood talent agency.
- Yeah, a modeling contract...</i>

1110
00:58:28,797 --> 00:58:29,923
<i>I can't even pay my rent,</i>

1111
00:58:30,007 --> 00:58:33,051
and this guy just got signed
a Comedy Central deal,

1112
00:58:33,135 --> 00:58:34,428
<i>a book...</i>

1113
00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:35,887
<i>He's being a fucking dick,</i>

1114
00:58:35,971 --> 00:58:37,597
<i>and he's probably a piece of crap.</i>

1115
00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:39,766
<i>The rest of the comic community</i>

1116
00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:41,560
<i>was so angry over it.</i>

1117
00:58:41,643 --> 00:58:43,311
So Comedy Central has decided

1118
00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:46,690
to put their plans to work with him
on hold indefinitely.

1119
00:58:46,773 --> 00:58:50,068
There are now thousands of other accounts
that engage in similar practices,

1120
00:58:50,152 --> 00:58:52,612
but the reason why we blew up
on the Fat Jew

1121
00:58:52,696 --> 00:58:54,865
was because he was
the best at stealing.

1122
00:58:56,450 --> 00:58:58,201
<i>I was basically the first to do it,</i>

1123
00:58:58,285 --> 00:59:00,412
<i>and people figured out
you can make money off of it.</i>

1124
00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:02,748
<i>And now it's a huge thing.
Lots of kids do it.</i>

1125
00:59:03,749 --> 00:59:06,376
I have an army of interns,
who actually get college credit.

1126
00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:08,420
They're getting great life experience
out of this.

1127
00:59:09,129 --> 00:59:11,715
I love how democratizing the internet is.

1128
00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:13,842
<i>It doesn't scare me at all.</i>

1129
00:59:13,925 --> 00:59:17,179
As far as plagiarism goes,
I think it's always been happening.

1130
00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:21,433
Think about how many politicians are using
the same recycled language

1131
00:59:21,516 --> 00:59:22,976
about morality and about family.

1132
00:59:23,852 --> 00:59:26,730
<i>It's really dangerous
for people to start limiting</i>

1133
00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:30,150
<i>and saying, like, "That doesn't count
for comedy," or "That's not original."</i>

1134
00:59:30,776 --> 00:59:33,153
<i>Older people,
who aren't of the internet,</i>

1135
00:59:33,236 --> 00:59:35,906
view IP and material one way,

1136
00:59:35,989 --> 00:59:38,366
<i>and younger kids view it
a different way.</i>

1137
00:59:38,742 --> 00:59:40,827
And the two are interacting
on a daily basis

1138
00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:42,370
in one giant, messy forum.

1139
00:59:42,454 --> 00:59:44,539
It was an argument that
needed to be had.

1140
00:59:44,623 --> 00:59:46,124
It was fucking brewing so hard.

1141
00:59:46,708 --> 00:59:49,002
<i>It needed a face
and they put the face on me.</i>

1142
00:59:49,628 --> 00:59:52,881
Josh understands why the people
who created the original posts

1143
00:59:52,964 --> 00:59:54,841
that he plays with on Instagram
are upset.

1144
00:59:54,925 --> 00:59:57,219
He says he will never post something
without credit again.

1145
00:59:57,302 --> 01:00:00,347
Any time someone says,
"Hey, that was my thing!"

1146
01:00:00,722 --> 01:00:01,722
Automatic credit.

1147
01:00:02,140 --> 01:00:04,935
Now... on a four-eyes basis,
man-to-man...

1148
01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:06,311
Yup.

1149
01:00:06,394 --> 01:00:09,731
What are the chances what you've just
given me is just a blizzard of bullshit?

1150
01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:15,612
<i>You can't do what I do
and be thin-skinned.</i>

1151
01:00:16,530 --> 01:00:18,198
Otherwise it will fuck you up.

1152
01:00:24,579 --> 01:00:27,707
<i>It looks like Vine's
six seconds of fame are over.</i>

1153
01:00:27,791 --> 01:00:30,168
<i>The company announced
on Thursday, October 27th</i>

1154
01:00:30,252 --> 01:00:33,130
<i>that it will be shutting down operations
in the coming months.</i>

1155
01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:36,133
<i>Now I feel like
I'm back to square one.</i>

1156
01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:40,846
And I'm just trying to do
regular acting again,

1157
01:00:40,929 --> 01:00:42,430
but it's really hard.

1158
01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:44,558
Welcome to <i>Seinfeld.</i>

1159
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:46,560
Oh yay! Okay, and where
do I get changed?

1160
01:00:46,935 --> 01:00:48,228
Right over there.

1161
01:00:48,603 --> 01:00:50,147
I get changed in that thing?

1162
01:00:50,939 --> 01:00:52,607
Guys, I'm A-list, okay?

1163
01:00:52,691 --> 01:00:54,067
This is big stuff here.

1164
01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:57,195
<i>I went out for a couple shows.
I didn't book anything.</i>

1165
01:00:57,571 --> 01:01:01,908
I go in on these auditions, and people
don't really wanna take you seriously

1166
01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:05,203
'cause they're like,
"Oh, I saw that video of you, where, like,

1167
01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:07,247
your dog stuck its mouth
in your mouth.

1168
01:01:07,330 --> 01:01:10,792
That was hilarious. Sorry, you're reading
for this role? Sorry? What?"

1169
01:01:10,876 --> 01:01:14,337
And then they don't wanna...
they don't see you as an actor

1170
01:01:14,421 --> 01:01:16,524
and I'm like, "No, no! I've done,
thousands of plays!"

1171
01:01:16,548 --> 01:01:18,693
They're like, "Oh no, no! That's cool.
What about that video

1172
01:01:18,717 --> 01:01:21,094
<i>where your dog farted
in your mouth? That was good."</i>

1173
01:01:22,429 --> 01:01:24,139
Now it's like...

1174
01:01:25,432 --> 01:01:26,766
Yeah, I'm that Vine girl.

1175
01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:30,562
<i>A couple hit me up,
like a guy and a girl.</i>

1176
01:01:31,146 --> 01:01:32,146
I texted them.

1177
01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:33,607
Let's hope they show up.

1178
01:01:37,485 --> 01:01:39,279
- What's up, buddy? Kirill.
- What's up, man?

1179
01:01:39,362 --> 01:01:40,715
- Dakota. How are you?
- How are ya?

1180
01:01:40,739 --> 01:01:42,407
- This is Alexis.
- How are ya? Kirill.

1181
01:01:42,490 --> 01:01:43,909
- Who's getting tattooed?
- Both.

1182
01:01:43,992 --> 01:01:44,868
What are you thinking?

1183
01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:47,597
I'm thinking literally what you write,
what you do with the sharpie?

1184
01:01:47,621 --> 01:01:49,623
I usually write "slutwhisperer."

1185
01:01:49,915 --> 01:01:53,210
But I think that's a terrible thing
to put on someone's body, honestly.

1186
01:01:53,752 --> 01:01:56,046
- Okay.
- Unless, you're cool with it?

1187
01:01:56,171 --> 01:01:57,851
I mean, that's what we thought
it would be.

1188
01:01:57,881 --> 01:01:59,650
- Fine, let's do it.
- I don't want Kirill on my ass.

1189
01:01:59,674 --> 01:02:01,074
So let's do slutwhisperer.

1190
01:02:01,885 --> 01:02:04,846
<i>I haven't even fucking written this sober
in God knows how long.</i>

1191
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:13,647
- Is this your first couples' tattoo?
- First couples' butt cheek tattoo. Yeah.

1192
01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:15,482
And you guys have been together
how long?

1193
01:02:15,565 --> 01:02:16,565
Like officially?

1194
01:02:18,526 --> 01:02:21,571
Ten days? Obviously you guys
are gonna be together forever.

1195
01:02:21,655 --> 01:02:24,282
Like, this could be
a thing you tell your grandkids one day.

1196
01:02:24,366 --> 01:02:26,284
I better get an invite to the wedding.

1197
01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:29,491
Yeah, it looks good.

1198
01:02:31,623 --> 01:02:32,983
Just get a little closer together.

1199
01:02:33,458 --> 01:02:34,292
Perfect.

1200
01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:36,096
- You guys coming to the party?
- Fuck yeah.

1201
01:02:37,003 --> 01:02:38,505
It's America's future right there.

1202
01:02:39,422 --> 01:02:42,342
You think that relationship's gonna last?
Ten days they've been together.

1203
01:02:42,425 --> 01:02:44,094
Nineteen and 21 years old.

1204
01:02:44,844 --> 01:02:49,474
It's weird seeing someone just, like,
really into me, like that. You know?

1205
01:02:58,566 --> 01:03:00,277
It's the slut whisperer!

1206
01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:01,610
What up?

1207
01:03:02,529 --> 01:03:05,782
Technically, you're not supposed to
blow into this, until 20 minutes after

1208
01:03:05,865 --> 01:03:08,425
your last drink, because you have
so much alcohol on your breath,

1209
01:03:08,493 --> 01:03:10,662
it'll literally register,
like, you're dead.

1210
01:03:10,912 --> 01:03:13,331
- What up!
- Oh, girlies!

1211
01:03:13,415 --> 01:03:14,582
- Hi, guys!
- Oh, wow.

1212
01:03:14,666 --> 01:03:16,501
- I brought you a present.
- Thank you.

1213
01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:19,004
- Got some Jamo.
- We know you're a what.

1214
01:03:19,087 --> 01:03:20,839
They know how to make my dick soft.

1215
01:03:21,339 --> 01:03:24,384
I got over 250 DMs
the first time we hung out

1216
01:03:24,467 --> 01:03:27,887
because you said I bleached my butthole
and put my Instagram name.

1217
01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:30,932
<i>There's just so many girls at the parties.</i>

1218
01:03:31,016 --> 01:03:32,976
<i>They're like, "Oh!"
You already know, like, "Okay.</i>

1219
01:03:33,184 --> 01:03:35,186
<i>She's going to want to have sex with me."</i>

1220
01:03:36,062 --> 01:03:38,942
<i>I'm gonna wanna have sex with her.
We might as well have already done it.</i>

1221
01:03:40,442 --> 01:03:41,442
It's just fun.

1222
01:03:41,860 --> 01:03:45,238
You get to hit someone with a hard dick.
It'll knock their teeth out.

1223
01:03:45,322 --> 01:03:47,157
<i>This girl that I met at a party,</i>

1224
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:49,993
<i>we're having sex, and she just stops
and looks at me,</i>

1225
01:03:50,285 --> 01:03:52,746
"You know, I've never fucked
a celebrity before."

1226
01:03:52,871 --> 01:03:56,791
And I just, literally, never wanted
to die more in my life than that moment.

1227
01:03:57,208 --> 01:03:58,668
It's just so, like, how...

1228
01:03:59,461 --> 01:04:02,464
like that's your existence.
Like that's a goal.

1229
01:04:03,423 --> 01:04:05,884
And me, of all people, like,
"Honey, you think..."

1230
01:04:07,802 --> 01:04:10,472
<i>Then to realize you're just as guilty
as everybody else.</i>

1231
01:04:10,555 --> 01:04:13,141
I will shit all over all these girls
that're like, "Oh, my God,

1232
01:04:13,224 --> 01:04:15,602
celebrity blah, blah."
And then they fuck me for the story,

1233
01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:16,895
but I do the same thing.

1234
01:04:17,062 --> 01:04:18,438
So, I'm just as guilty.

1235
01:04:20,982 --> 01:04:23,568
<i>I don't like being alone, I've realized.
I just don't.</i>

1236
01:04:23,651 --> 01:04:26,931
<i>I'm one of those people that I constantly
would like to have a friend on the couch.</i>

1237
01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:29,824
<i>'Cause I don't like to be
alone with my thoughts.</i>

1238
01:04:29,949 --> 01:04:31,868
<i>I think I go into, like, dark places.</i>

1239
01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:37,499
<i>All these people love you
when you go out,</i>

1240
01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:41,605
<i>and then you go home to your hotel room
and you're just like...</i>

1241
01:04:41,836 --> 01:04:43,421
<i>dreading the next city you gotta go to.</i>

1242
01:04:50,470 --> 01:04:53,223
You think any grown man
of 33 years old

1243
01:04:53,306 --> 01:04:54,986
is doing this somewhere else
on the planet?

1244
01:04:59,479 --> 01:05:02,065
<i>It's difficult when you have
five nights of partying in a row</i>

1245
01:05:02,148 --> 01:05:04,818
<i>and you have to get on an airplane,
go across the country.</i>

1246
01:05:06,403 --> 01:05:08,071
<i>And then give people the same energy.</i>

1247
01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:10,532
<i>Every night.</i>

1248
01:05:13,618 --> 01:05:16,371
<i>It's strenuous to have
any real relationship with someone.</i>

1249
01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:18,665
<i>I want a family.</i>

1250
01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:21,835
I don't know if I'll be married
in five years,

1251
01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:24,629
but, yeah, I don't wanna be
that guy that's, like,

1252
01:05:24,712 --> 01:05:26,131
that people feel sad for.

1253
01:05:26,214 --> 01:05:28,859
<i>Even though they don't, 'cause they're
like, "Oh, you live the crazy life!"</i>

1254
01:05:28,883 --> 01:05:31,363
<i>But they don't realize that I look
at their lives and I'm like,</i>

1255
01:05:31,678 --> 01:05:33,096
"That's kinda cool, too.

1256
01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:34,889
That you, like, built something.

1257
01:05:35,056 --> 01:05:37,559
Like I haven't built, like, shit."

1258
01:05:38,852 --> 01:05:42,689
You know? Like, outside of this world.

1259
01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:47,152
<i>That's why I can't go to bed sober.</i>

1260
01:05:48,153 --> 01:05:51,531
<i>'Cause I just sit there and think about
all this shit and argue with myself.</i>

1261
01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:54,033
<i>I have to be, like,
really exhausted to fall asleep.</i>

1262
01:06:03,501 --> 01:06:06,101
<i>The end game for these people,
I think, is gonna be sad.</i>

1263
01:06:06,713 --> 01:06:08,673
<i>They're in the spotlight,
but when it's done,</i>

1264
01:06:08,756 --> 01:06:12,552
it's done and they're not equipped to do
anything else in life. Where do you go?

1265
01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:15,054
So, you're getting paid
however many thousands of dollars

1266
01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:18,016
<i>to show up and pour champagne
on some chick's boobs,</i>

1267
01:06:18,141 --> 01:06:19,476
<i>but what happens when you're 50</i>

1268
01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:21,978
<i>and no one wants you pouring champagne
anywhere on them?</i>

1269
01:06:22,061 --> 01:06:23,480
<i>Or even, like, breathing on them?</i>

1270
01:06:23,771 --> 01:06:26,191
All hail the slut whisperer.

1271
01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:30,445
<i>Everything on the internet
is eternal. These are the images</i>

1272
01:06:30,528 --> 01:06:33,656
<i>that are burned in our brain,
so for you to recreate yourself,</i>

1273
01:06:33,740 --> 01:06:34,824
<i>it's very difficult.</i>

1274
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:38,203
<i>Unless you are Paris Hilton,
you can't just reinvent yourself.</i>

1275
01:06:38,453 --> 01:06:42,916
She set the bar so low
in terms of, like, what people thought

1276
01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:45,239
that she was capable of
and then it was like, "Oh my God!

1277
01:06:45,543 --> 01:06:49,214
<i>I accidentally started
15 perfume lines in Dubai."</i>

1278
01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:51,424
Can you horrify my viewers now?

1279
01:06:51,508 --> 01:06:56,179
Tell them how much the last fragrance,
16th, Dazzle,

1280
01:06:56,262 --> 01:06:57,889
how much it took in sales?

1281
01:06:57,972 --> 01:07:01,017
<i>I have 19 different product lines.
Dog clothes,</i>

1282
01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:03,478
<i>haircare, makeup...</i>

1283
01:07:04,354 --> 01:07:07,190
<i>sunglasses, handbags,</i>

1284
01:07:07,273 --> 01:07:09,817
<i>clothing, fragrances.</i>

1285
01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:14,405
<i>Every product you can think of, I make.</i>

1286
01:07:14,489 --> 01:07:16,199
Oh my God, you collected all of them?

1287
01:07:16,282 --> 01:07:17,408
Look at that.

1288
01:07:18,243 --> 01:07:19,452
There you go. Okay?

1289
01:07:20,995 --> 01:07:22,121
Let's try another one.

1290
01:07:24,249 --> 01:07:26,376
Hit me. Oh wow.

1291
01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:28,099
- How good is that smell?
- That shit's...

1292
01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:29,980
<i>You think you understand
what she's doing,</i>

1293
01:07:30,004 --> 01:07:31,724
<i>and then she'll become a DJ
and you're like,</i>

1294
01:07:31,756 --> 01:07:33,841
<i>"Oh, groan, she's gonna become a DJ."</i>

1295
01:07:33,925 --> 01:07:38,263
<i>Next thing you know, she's DJing
on a floating zero-gravity stage</i>

1296
01:07:38,346 --> 01:07:41,432
<i>for the Sultan of Brunei and
his three thousand falcons.</i>

1297
01:07:41,516 --> 01:07:43,268
<i>One, two...</i>

1298
01:07:44,143 --> 01:07:45,603
Okay, we are live.

1299
01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:48,189
It's me, the queen Paris Hilton. Yup.

1300
01:07:50,191 --> 01:07:52,795
- Turn up the clea...
- Sorry. I just came out with my new, uh,

1301
01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:54,404
Paris Hilton push-up bra line.

1302
01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:56,531
So before we mention
our other project...

1303
01:07:56,614 --> 01:07:58,676
- Right, let's talk about...
- ...I'm mentioning this one.

1304
01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:01,536
- Let's talk about phenomenal cleavage.
- And yeah, they're real.

1305
01:08:01,619 --> 01:08:04,872
Also they're real. Um...

1306
01:08:04,956 --> 01:08:07,834
Okay, we, uh, we're here today...
today is special.

1307
01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,752
Today is, like, a big... it's a big day

1308
01:08:09,836 --> 01:08:11,836
because we've been working on this
for a long time.

1309
01:08:11,879 --> 01:08:15,091
I've been up on fake news for years.
You know, creating fake news stories,

1310
01:08:15,174 --> 01:08:16,843
running them onto Twitter, and, like,

1311
01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:20,054
basically seeing how they actually play
into the real world,

1312
01:08:20,138 --> 01:08:23,057
was something that I feel proud
to have somewhat pioneered.

1313
01:08:23,141 --> 01:08:25,727
And that went for everything to products,
I remember, um,

1314
01:08:25,810 --> 01:08:27,895
a bunch of years ago
I invented a Louboutin shoe

1315
01:08:27,979 --> 01:08:29,397
<i>that was made of dehydrated kale.</i>

1316
01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:31,399
<i>And I got someone
at </i>Huffington Post<i> to run it</i>

1317
01:08:31,482 --> 01:08:33,402
<i>and, you know, this site
and that site to run it.</i>

1318
01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:36,088
<i>Next thing you know, Louboutin's getting
hundreds of calls from people,</i>

1319
01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:39,032
being like, "Where can we buy
the fucking dehydrated kale shoe?"

1320
01:08:39,324 --> 01:08:42,493
And that was straight-up fake news.
I can immediately call,

1321
01:08:42,577 --> 01:08:46,623
you know, somebody I knew at whatever site
I knew had traffic and say,

1322
01:08:46,706 --> 01:08:50,168
"This is funny. Wink wink. I want
you on the inside. Don't tell anybody."

1323
01:08:50,251 --> 01:08:53,087
And run a story about
how I'm getting breast implants.

1324
01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:57,091
It doesn't matter whether I'm ever gonna
get them or not. It just becomes reality.

1325
01:08:57,175 --> 01:08:59,844
The internet and real life
are like careening towa...

1326
01:08:59,927 --> 01:09:02,597
This is the internet. This is reality.

1327
01:09:02,722 --> 01:09:05,475
They were just, like,
careening towards each other

1328
01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:06,809
to become one.

1329
01:09:07,727 --> 01:09:10,563
<i>When I met Paris, I started thinking,
"What can we do that's, like,</i>

1330
01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:13,149
you know, not too ridiculous
and over-the-top that, like,

1331
01:09:13,232 --> 01:09:14,067
you know, like...

1332
01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:16,152
we can really fool people
and troll them and,

1333
01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:17,987
get people to think
that it's fucking true.”

1334
01:09:19,364 --> 01:09:20,907
<i>Look at all of these baby DJs.</i>

1335
01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:22,283
This is a huge market now.

1336
01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:29,540
Paris is a sick DJ and, like,
does parties in Ibiza for children.

1337
01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:32,377
So, like, a lot of this
actually makes sense.

1338
01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:35,004
Okay, we've been working on this
for a long time.

1339
01:09:35,088 --> 01:09:37,340
- You must know child DJs.
- I actually do.

1340
01:09:37,757 --> 01:09:40,551
There are a lot of baby DJs now,

1341
01:09:40,635 --> 01:09:43,096
but here's the thing,
no one has anything to wear.

1342
01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:44,972
<i>Like, look,
this kid's having a great time.</i>

1343
01:09:45,056 --> 01:09:47,183
There are kinda, like,
lasers coming out of his hands,

1344
01:09:47,266 --> 01:09:48,726
but look at your man's outfit.

1345
01:09:48,810 --> 01:09:50,812
Who knows what kinda options
you have to go party?

1346
01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:52,939
You haven't had that many, until now.

1347
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:57,360
Bottle Service. Bottle Service is a line
of clothing and accessories

1348
01:09:57,443 --> 01:10:00,279
for these baby DJs and for these kids
who are going to parties.

1349
01:10:01,698 --> 01:10:03,282
"Fuck milk, gimmie bass."

1350
01:10:03,741 --> 01:10:04,575
Fire.

1351
01:10:04,659 --> 01:10:07,078
This one is an homage
to really all the women...

1352
01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:09,247
who have slept with Diplo.

1353
01:10:09,330 --> 01:10:12,625
Who else is doing this?
No one. No one.

1354
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,253
- Peace out.
- Bottle Service.

1355
01:10:15,837 --> 01:10:17,505
<i>So we just did an Instagram Live,</i>

1356
01:10:17,964 --> 01:10:21,634
<i>and 2.72 million people tuned in.</i>

1357
01:10:22,009 --> 01:10:24,929
Someone just tweeted a "yaaas"
at both of us that has,

1358
01:10:25,012 --> 01:10:28,683
I'm not kidding you, 95 S's.

1359
01:10:29,350 --> 01:10:33,604
It's just like, "Yaassssssss."

1360
01:10:35,356 --> 01:10:38,693
The comments are just fucking popping.
There're literally thousands of comments.

1361
01:10:38,776 --> 01:10:40,236
"Will you ship to Taipei?"

1362
01:10:40,319 --> 01:10:42,363
Someone said they want ten of them.

1363
01:10:42,447 --> 01:10:43,906
- The bottles.
- Ten bottles...

1364
01:10:43,990 --> 01:10:46,301
But they said they don't have a baby.
They want it for themselves.

1365
01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:49,328
- That's so...
- That's so dope.

1366
01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:52,516
- Like, people going to clubs with bottles.
- They're definitely in Germany. Yeah.

1367
01:10:52,540 --> 01:10:55,060
They're like, "We love"...
Yeah, 'cause German people are, like,

1368
01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:56,644
breast-feeding each other
in nightclubs.

1369
01:10:56,711 --> 01:10:58,897
And they're definitely...
with baby bottles and diapers.

1370
01:10:58,921 --> 01:11:00,047
We gotta do diapers.

1371
01:11:00,798 --> 01:11:02,592
Glow-in-the-dark diapers?!

1372
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:10,200
<i>What's crazy about this is not only
can we tell people that we're doing this</i>

1373
01:11:10,224 --> 01:11:14,020
<i>and actually fool them and get stories
written from credible places that, like,</i>

1374
01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:16,898
<i>won't do any research
and will just believe it 'cause we say it,</i>

1375
01:11:16,981 --> 01:11:19,776
but also, there's a very real chance

1376
01:11:19,859 --> 01:11:21,819
that people start
demanding this product,

1377
01:11:21,903 --> 01:11:24,383
and that we actually need to
start producing it and selling it.

1378
01:11:24,447 --> 01:11:25,865
Is the website up?

1379
01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:28,343
- The website's up...
- But what if people are gonna make orders

1380
01:11:28,367 --> 01:11:30,745
and it's gonna be fake,
and they're gonna say we're a scam.

1381
01:11:30,828 --> 01:11:31,829
That'd be dope.

1382
01:11:32,038 --> 01:11:33,247
No, we'll make more...

1383
01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:38,336
I feel real good about this project.

1384
01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:40,421
Once you sign off, it's a go.

1385
01:11:40,505 --> 01:11:43,508
I talked to the attorneys.
I've talked to your lawyer.

1386
01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:47,094
We got your royalties.
I'm grateful for you working with me.

1387
01:11:47,178 --> 01:11:48,679
<i>He is four months old,</i>

1388
01:11:48,763 --> 01:11:51,641
and he is the executive producer
of this song?

1389
01:11:51,724 --> 01:11:54,143
<i>Yes, he's in the studio,
listening to the songs with me,</i>

1390
01:11:54,227 --> 01:11:57,021
<i>going over if the beats are right,
if the energy's right.</i>

1391
01:11:57,104 --> 01:11:58,984
If he's not in the studio
while we're recording,

1392
01:11:59,023 --> 01:12:01,084
<i>I FaceTime him and put him
on the phone with an artist.</i>

1393
01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:04,278
Thank you for executive producing
my album, I appreciate that.

1394
01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:06,364
My son is the executive producer,

1395
01:12:06,447 --> 01:12:08,616
not only of this song with me,
Beyoncé and Jay-Z,

1396
01:12:08,699 --> 01:12:10,076
<i>but also my new album,</i>

1397
01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:11,845
<i>top ten record in the country
in three weeks,</i>

1398
01:12:11,869 --> 01:12:14,163
<i>soon to be number one.</i>

1399
01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:15,706
We're on your album, buddy.

1400
01:12:15,790 --> 01:12:16,999
Thank you for having me!

1401
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:18,334
I love you!

1402
01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:21,879
You a don. You a icon. You a legend.

1403
01:12:21,963 --> 01:12:24,715
Yo, that's a shot, boy! That's a shot!

1404
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:31,973
I just keep building my brand,
We The Best.

1405
01:12:32,139 --> 01:12:35,434
Know what I'm saying?
"We The Best" is not just a name.

1406
01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:38,145
You know what I'm saying?
It's just not a cool thing to say.

1407
01:12:38,229 --> 01:12:39,313
It's a lifestyle.

1408
01:12:39,772 --> 01:12:41,774
Asahd, you have lights on your rims?!

1409
01:12:41,983 --> 01:12:43,818
And you got all these sneakers?!

1410
01:12:44,151 --> 01:12:46,153
Yes, you got the new Jordans?

1411
01:12:46,237 --> 01:12:48,573
Make sure there's a short enough sleeve
for his Rolex.

1412
01:12:48,739 --> 01:12:50,533
<i>These moments on Snapchat, though.</i>

1413
01:12:50,950 --> 01:12:52,827
I'm sure he's not just giving them.

1414
01:12:54,412 --> 01:12:58,124
Um, are good business for Khaled.
But where do you stop?

1415
01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:00,543
I am a hustler.

1416
01:13:01,127 --> 01:13:02,920
To this day, I'm still hustling.

1417
01:13:03,129 --> 01:13:04,881
You know what I'm saying.
When I say hustle,

1418
01:13:04,964 --> 01:13:08,843
you know, everything I do,
whatever it takes to survive.

1419
01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:15,641
<i>Saturday night, I slept an hour.
Sunday, I slept two hours,</i>

1420
01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:17,518
<i>and then Monday, I slept four.</i>

1421
01:13:17,602 --> 01:13:18,686
<i>And then I posted that...</i>

1422
01:13:20,021 --> 01:13:21,647
<i>I wanted to kill myself at the time.</i>

1423
01:13:23,524 --> 01:13:25,377
<i>A lot of people were hitting me up.
They're like,</i>

1424
01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:27,754
<i>"Don't kill yourself yet.
I still have yet to party with you."</i>

1425
01:13:27,778 --> 01:13:29,989
I'm like, "Thanks. You really care
about my well-being."

1426
01:13:30,072 --> 01:13:31,616
It's really just a self-centered...

1427
01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:34,659
"I just wanna get drunk with Kirill
one time. Then, you can kill yourself."

1428
01:13:34,994 --> 01:13:36,114
<i>They don't even talk to you.</i>

1429
01:13:36,162 --> 01:13:38,205
<i>They're just like,
"Oh, can I get on the Snapchat?"</i>

1430
01:13:38,289 --> 01:13:40,207
<i>That's when you feel like a zoo animal.</i>

1431
01:13:41,208 --> 01:13:42,528
They don't really care about you.

1432
01:13:54,805 --> 01:13:56,349
I feel like we're royalty over here.

1433
01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:58,059
Did you just give the butler
the day off?

1434
01:13:58,142 --> 01:13:58,976
What is this for?

1435
01:13:59,060 --> 01:14:02,229
So you can hold it.
It seems like you don't know what to do.

1436
01:14:02,313 --> 01:14:04,458
I don't know what I'm doing
'cause I've never done this before.

1437
01:14:04,482 --> 01:14:07,318
- I normally don't do this with you.
- You lay down.

1438
01:14:08,778 --> 01:14:11,781
- You're gonna be 33 in a couple of weeks.
- Fuckin' old man.

1439
01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:14,325
You know, people definitely change.

1440
01:14:14,408 --> 01:14:17,244
Obviously everything is
in your power to...

1441
01:14:17,411 --> 01:14:18,746
But it's not easy.

1442
01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:20,790
You probably have to make
some kind of sacri...

1443
01:14:20,873 --> 01:14:22,875
- Some drastic shit.
- And some sacrifice,

1444
01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:26,087
because I don't know this lifestyle...

1445
01:14:27,088 --> 01:14:31,008
Applying this crazy brain to something...
creative again.

1446
01:14:31,092 --> 01:14:33,552
- So it depends, what are you thinking?
- I don't know.

1447
01:14:34,136 --> 01:14:35,680
I don't know, but I'm just...

1448
01:14:36,597 --> 01:14:37,717
trying to figure it all out.

1449
01:14:37,765 --> 01:14:39,767
- It's life. It's only one time.
- Yeah.

1450
01:14:39,850 --> 01:14:41,770
- You're not gonna get another life...
- Exactly.

1451
01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:44,271
...so this is...
and I want grandkids, too.

1452
01:14:45,648 --> 01:14:46,899
So I want a family.

1453
01:14:47,108 --> 01:14:48,108
What?

1454
01:14:48,359 --> 01:14:51,779
What... I won't... What is it, did I say?

1455
01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:54,532
I mean, a lot of my friends already have

1456
01:14:54,615 --> 01:14:58,369
one, two, some more grandkids.
I would love, uh...

1457
01:14:58,452 --> 01:14:59,662
You got the dog for now.

1458
01:14:59,745 --> 01:15:01,998
I know I have a dog,
but I would love to be grandma

1459
01:15:02,081 --> 01:15:03,916
who is still functioning.

1460
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,002
I'd like to be a dad
who's still functioning.

1461
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,880
- You okay?
- I don't think I can work another year.

1462
01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:16,137
You're so exhausted?
Come home, maybe take a break.

1463
01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:18,097
Maybe figure out what you wanna...

1464
01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:20,975
It's a bad thing
you don't wanna go sight-seeing.

1465
01:15:21,058 --> 01:15:23,477
You could go and travel
and see places.

1466
01:15:23,561 --> 01:15:26,647
I don't wanna go alone.
I need to find a girl first to do it with.

1467
01:15:30,818 --> 01:15:33,070
I just hate everyone. I just hate people.

1468
01:15:36,407 --> 01:15:37,533
You'll figure it out.

1469
01:15:38,492 --> 01:15:40,119
- Can you stay?
- I can't.

1470
01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:43,080
- Can you stay overnight?
- I can't, Ma. Not today.

1471
01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:48,669
Goodbye. Kisses.

1472
01:15:49,336 --> 01:15:50,588
Call me when you get home.

1473
01:15:50,671 --> 01:15:51,922
I will.

1474
01:15:59,764 --> 01:16:02,433
<i>I remember being 16 and thinking,</i>

1475
01:16:02,516 --> 01:16:04,518
<i>"I can't wait till I'm 30,</i>

1476
01:16:04,852 --> 01:16:07,730
<i>because then I will feel differently."</i>

1477
01:16:09,482 --> 01:16:10,900
<i>I fuckin' hate my life.</i>

1478
01:16:12,818 --> 01:16:15,362
Mommy, will you sing me a lullaby
before I go to sleep?

1479
01:16:15,446 --> 01:16:17,448
Oh, I know, okay, ready?

1480
01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:30,669
All right, well, never mind, Mom.
I think I'm just gonna listen to the rain.

1481
01:16:31,003 --> 01:16:32,671
All right, I love you. Good night.

1482
01:16:34,173 --> 01:16:36,467
Hey, guys. This is my mom. Say hi!

1483
01:16:36,759 --> 01:16:37,593
Hi!

1484
01:16:37,676 --> 01:16:40,596
Yeah, who gives a shit?
Yup, nobody cares.

1485
01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:44,308
<i>I always used to ask my dad,
"Why did you marry Mom?"</i>

1486
01:16:45,518 --> 01:16:48,104
'Cause it seemed, like,
my whole childhood, I'm telling you,

1487
01:16:48,187 --> 01:16:50,773
I never saw a moment of
when my parents were, like,

1488
01:16:50,898 --> 01:16:52,566
hugging or loving to each other.

1489
01:16:52,650 --> 01:16:53,818
Not one moment.

1490
01:16:55,236 --> 01:16:57,571
<i>My parents got divorced
when I was six.</i>

1491
01:16:57,947 --> 01:17:01,117
<i>My dad didn't fight with my mom,
my mom fought with my dad.</i>

1492
01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:03,720
Oh, my God, this was when my Mom
was a witch on Halloween,

1493
01:17:03,744 --> 01:17:06,464
but this is what my Mom would
literally look like when she was angry.

1494
01:17:08,916 --> 01:17:12,044
<i>One time my parents got in a fight
and I came downstairs,</i>

1495
01:17:13,045 --> 01:17:14,255
and my mom had a knife,

1496
01:17:14,338 --> 01:17:17,091
and was chasing my dad
around the kitchen table with a knife.

1497
01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:19,385
And she kept telling me
to go upstairs,

1498
01:17:19,468 --> 01:17:23,347
so that I wouldn't see anything
and my dad kept telling me to go upstairs.

1499
01:17:25,724 --> 01:17:28,227
But, I just stayed...
I just stood there 'cause I was like,

1500
01:17:28,310 --> 01:17:31,480
"No, you're not gonna kill Dad.
I'm not gonna let you kill Dad.

1501
01:17:31,564 --> 01:17:33,315
You know, right in front of me."

1502
01:17:36,527 --> 01:17:37,611
<i>It was scary.</i>

1503
01:17:38,404 --> 01:17:40,156
<i>There were times where
she couldn't breathe.</i>

1504
01:17:40,239 --> 01:17:41,615
<i>She would be holding her chest,</i>

1505
01:17:41,699 --> 01:17:45,286
<i>so I took her over to the hospital
and they would check her out and say,</i>

1506
01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:47,371
<i>"She's just having anxiety."</i>

1507
01:17:49,206 --> 01:17:51,750
<i>It would happen at least
maybe once a week.</i>

1508
01:17:52,126 --> 01:17:55,129
<i>For a while, I would take her
to the hospital no matter what.</i>

1509
01:17:55,629 --> 01:17:58,632
And then, at some point
in high school, you know,

1510
01:17:58,716 --> 01:18:01,802
I got a call from the school nurse
and told me that, you know,

1511
01:18:01,886 --> 01:18:05,264
they wanted to see me
because my daughter was hurting herself.

1512
01:18:06,223 --> 01:18:08,309
<i>I started self-mutilating.</i>

1513
01:18:09,101 --> 01:18:11,020
<i>No one knew that about me.</i>

1514
01:18:11,103 --> 01:18:13,439
<i>I would wear long sleeves
in the summer time,</i>

1515
01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:15,149
<i>so no one could see anything.</i>

1516
01:18:15,232 --> 01:18:19,111
<i>I just wanted to die, but I didn't have
enough strength to do it.</i>

1517
01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:24,200
<i>And they committed me to a hospital
because of my cuts.</i>

1518
01:18:25,201 --> 01:18:27,077
<i>I was like, "Please just let me die."</i>

1519
01:18:27,494 --> 01:18:30,289
<i>It was the worst experience
of my entire life.</i>

1520
01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:33,977
<i>She used to wake up
in the middle of the night, screaming</i>

1521
01:18:34,001 --> 01:18:35,961
<i>about something coming
to take her away.</i>

1522
01:18:36,462 --> 01:18:38,881
<i>Which was her greatest fear,
was to be all alone.</i>

1523
01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:42,676
It was just Brittany and I
for a number of years,

1524
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:46,096
and when she saw me
getting serious with this girl,

1525
01:18:46,597 --> 01:18:49,183
um, with my current wife,
I think it scared her.

1526
01:18:49,516 --> 01:18:52,102
That, you know,
she was gonna be left again.

1527
01:18:54,188 --> 01:18:57,942
<i>I don't have anybody that's,
like, gonna stay through everything.</i>

1528
01:19:00,277 --> 01:19:02,071
Someone who will be there...

1529
01:19:03,822 --> 01:19:05,741
forever. Or like...

1530
01:19:08,535 --> 01:19:11,205
you know, yeah, be there forever.

1531
01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:22,508
I don't have anyone but myself...

1532
01:19:23,634 --> 01:19:24,634
you know.

1533
01:19:33,310 --> 01:19:35,479
Remember this? The mice on a pillow.

1534
01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:37,480
So cute.

1535
01:19:39,483 --> 01:19:41,819
- I remember these very well.
- Mm-hmm.

1536
01:19:47,658 --> 01:19:50,286
- These dolls are scary.
- Why? You loved them!

1537
01:19:50,369 --> 01:19:52,413
You should take
the nets off all of them at least.

1538
01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:55,207
No, I don't want to ruin...
I kept the tags. Everything.

1539
01:19:55,499 --> 01:19:57,710
Oh.

1540
01:19:58,085 --> 01:19:59,461
Isn't this cute?

1541
01:20:01,088 --> 01:20:03,924
<i>Nicky has all the Porthault bedding
and all of that</i>

1542
01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:06,552
<i>for her baby at her place in New York.</i>

1543
01:20:09,388 --> 01:20:11,015
Well, don't give her everything.

1544
01:20:11,098 --> 01:20:13,350
- I'm not, honey.
- Save some for me.

1545
01:20:13,434 --> 01:20:14,643
And this...

1546
01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:18,105
we had a pink one and a blue one.
We weren't sure.

1547
01:20:18,522 --> 01:20:20,190
- For who?
- For you.

1548
01:20:21,275 --> 01:20:25,237
<i>Yes, I've built a big empire
and a huge business, but...</i>

1549
01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:27,780
I don't know.

1550
01:20:28,490 --> 01:20:31,285
Sometimes I'm like,
"Do I even want to do this anymore?"

1551
01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:36,206
Like, I see all my friends
who are not in the industry and they...

1552
01:20:37,416 --> 01:20:40,669
now have two or three kids
and they're so happy and they just...

1553
01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:43,589
they don't go out,
they're just with their families,

1554
01:20:43,672 --> 01:20:45,924
and that is what makes them happy.

1555
01:20:46,133 --> 01:20:51,096
They're not at red carpets in Ibiza
and at Ultra and Coachella, and like...

1556
01:20:51,597 --> 01:20:53,891
I literally have FOMO
if I am not at something.

1557
01:20:53,974 --> 01:20:57,770
Like, I cannot miss anything.
It's like a sickness.

1558
01:20:59,063 --> 01:21:02,691
<i>It wasn't until recently
that I started really thinking about it.</i>

1559
01:21:02,816 --> 01:21:06,195
<i>Because before, I just always
lived in this bubble.</i>

1560
01:21:06,278 --> 01:21:08,989
<i>The whole reality show world,
or that whole industry...</i>

1561
01:21:09,073 --> 01:21:10,657
<i>You don't really grow up.</i>

1562
01:21:11,450 --> 01:21:14,203
You're almost, like,
stuck in this character.

1563
01:21:15,746 --> 01:21:18,457
<i>I'm a 21-year-old for the past...</i>

1564
01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:20,334
<i>two decades.</i>

1565
01:21:22,711 --> 01:21:26,882
It's just all part of an image
and a brand and...

1566
01:21:26,965 --> 01:21:28,342
being a product.

1567
01:21:28,926 --> 01:21:30,302
<i>It's like </i>Groundhog Day.

1568
01:21:30,677 --> 01:21:32,679
<i>Everything I do is just...</i>

1569
01:21:33,263 --> 01:21:35,057
<i>the same shit, different day.</i>

1570
01:21:36,225 --> 01:21:39,770
I know sometimes I just wanna chill
and not have to leave my house,

1571
01:21:39,853 --> 01:21:43,315
and just not worry about it
and be normal.

1572
01:21:44,024 --> 01:21:46,068
<i>I would love to have
my own clones.</i>

1573
01:21:46,693 --> 01:21:48,404
<i>I can send one to China...</i>

1574
01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:52,616
<i>and I could be at home safe,
away from</i>

1575
01:21:52,783 --> 01:21:54,576
<i>all this other bullshit.</i>

1576
01:21:55,744 --> 01:21:56,744
'Cause it's just...

1577
01:21:57,830 --> 01:22:00,499
It's not real life at all.

1578
01:22:06,422 --> 01:22:08,590
Yeah, daddy!

1579
01:22:11,385 --> 01:22:13,846
<i>Today's the pink party.
It's kind of like Diddy's white party,</i>

1580
01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:16,890
except just better. It's just filled with
a million ridiculous people.

1581
01:22:23,897 --> 01:22:25,774
This is Ali. He's your body man.

1582
01:22:25,858 --> 01:22:27,293
- OK.
- You're gonna stick with Josh.

1583
01:22:27,317 --> 01:22:28,902
People tend to touch him a lot.

1584
01:22:28,986 --> 01:22:30,672
- He'll holler...
- I'm almost always OK with it.

1585
01:22:30,696 --> 01:22:32,781
- Yes grope, no grope.
- Yes grope, no grope. Right.

1586
01:22:32,865 --> 01:22:33,907
<i>It's touch and go.</i>

1587
01:22:37,286 --> 01:22:39,681
<i>This White Girl rosé thing was
supposed to be kind of a joke.</i>

1588
01:22:39,705 --> 01:22:42,624
<i>There was a rosé shortage
in the Hamptons, two summers ago.</i>

1589
01:22:42,708 --> 01:22:44,668
The New York Post was like,
"Rosé shortage!"

1590
01:22:44,751 --> 01:22:46,253
Like, "People are freaking out!"

1591
01:22:46,378 --> 01:22:49,756
Like, people were, like, hoarding bottles,
into underground silos.

1592
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:51,680
So, our whole platform was like,
"Never again."

1593
01:22:51,717 --> 01:22:52,759
Like, "Not on our watch."

1594
01:22:53,594 --> 01:22:55,345
<i>We were gonna make
10,000 bottles of it,</i>

1595
01:22:55,429 --> 01:22:57,469
<i>and we were gonna sell it to
women from the Hamptons</i>

1596
01:22:57,514 --> 01:23:00,559
with rock-hard breast implants.
It was gonna be funny for Instagram.

1597
01:23:01,643 --> 01:23:03,562
<i>And then it really turned
into a real thing.</i>

1598
01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:06,023
<i>It, like, resonated
on the real cultural level.</i>

1599
01:23:06,857 --> 01:23:09,002
<i>For younger people,
if you're gonna drink, like, vodka,</i>

1600
01:23:09,026 --> 01:23:10,170
you know what brand you want.

1601
01:23:10,194 --> 01:23:12,955
You walk into a store and you say,
"I want Tito's. I want Grey Goose."

1602
01:23:13,030 --> 01:23:14,698
<i>I know what I drink.</i>

1603
01:23:14,781 --> 01:23:17,910
But when it came to wine,
specifically with rosé at the time,

1604
01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:19,536
no one could name a rosé.

1605
01:23:20,162 --> 01:23:23,081
<i>There was no wine that had
any kind of a fun voice.</i>

1606
01:23:23,165 --> 01:23:26,045
<i>We gave people the rosé that they wanted
and the rosé that they deserved.</i>

1607
01:23:26,919 --> 01:23:29,755
I drink White Girl rosé.
I'm very much drinking it,

1608
01:23:29,838 --> 01:23:32,007
and I'm allowed to say that now
because I'm 21.

1609
01:23:32,299 --> 01:23:35,469
White Girl rosé is the most photographed
bottle in the history of Instagram.

1610
01:23:35,552 --> 01:23:37,429
And a bottle of alcohol.
Any type of alcohol.

1611
01:23:38,138 --> 01:23:41,517
<i>I don't unscrew the hairection at night,
put it down and listen to NPR,</i>

1612
01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,810
<i>and be like,
"Ah, long day as the Fat Jew."</i>

1613
01:23:43,977 --> 01:23:46,855
<i>I'm into other stuff
that people didn't know that I was about</i>

1614
01:23:46,939 --> 01:23:49,900
<i>and one of them was actually
building business.</i>

1615
01:23:51,026 --> 01:23:53,570
Pampering is the key to youth, Josh.

1616
01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:57,783
When I'm feeling low,
I just spray my face with rose mist spray.

1617
01:23:57,866 --> 01:23:59,868
I do the exact same thing.

1618
01:23:59,952 --> 01:24:03,330
I mist myself with rosé. All day long.

1619
01:24:03,413 --> 01:24:04,957
Josh, that's fucking rosé.

1620
01:24:05,624 --> 01:24:06,959
It works though. I'm telling you.

1621
01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:09,378
- I'm gonna put it in my mouth.
- Oh, this is nice.

1622
01:24:09,920 --> 01:24:13,507
- Yes, bitch.
- Yes, bitch.

1623
01:24:13,590 --> 01:24:16,426
The internet's fucking fickle.
Every day they want something new.

1624
01:24:16,510 --> 01:24:18,554
It's a mob that demands new things.

1625
01:24:18,804 --> 01:24:20,305
That's just how we are now.

1626
01:24:20,389 --> 01:24:22,474
We're just like, "What's hot?
Someone make me laugh.

1627
01:24:22,558 --> 01:24:23,850
Somebody do something awesome.

1628
01:24:23,934 --> 01:24:25,394
Somebody be fucking crazy.

1629
01:24:25,477 --> 01:24:28,564
Someone impress me." And, there was only
so long that I'd be the guy who

1630
01:24:28,647 --> 01:24:31,334
could be able to do that. There was
gonna be someone to come and take my spot.

1631
01:24:31,358 --> 01:24:33,336
So, I had to get something...
You know what I mean?

1632
01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:36,130
I had to create something that I'd be able
to walk away with it, because

1633
01:24:36,154 --> 01:24:38,156
my level of self-awareness
was high enough

1634
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:40,200
to know that in three years,
this wouldn't matter.

1635
01:24:40,993 --> 01:24:43,370
<i>We just partnered with Anheuser-Busch.</i>

1636
01:24:43,453 --> 01:24:45,414
<i>At this point, by distribution point,</i>

1637
01:24:45,497 --> 01:24:47,833
<i>we're the best-selling canned rosé
in America.</i>

1638
01:24:48,709 --> 01:24:52,296
<i>This'll really allow it to blanket
now the whole entire country.</i>

1639
01:24:52,629 --> 01:24:54,715
<i>I am the embodiment
of the new American Dream.</i>

1640
01:24:54,798 --> 01:24:56,300
<i>I'm the CEO of a wine company.</i>

1641
01:24:56,383 --> 01:24:58,260
And look, I'm not obnoxious about it.

1642
01:24:58,719 --> 01:25:01,430
<i>People think that the whole thing
just kind of fell into my lap.</i>

1643
01:25:01,513 --> 01:25:03,223
<i>To be honest with you,
I don't really care.</i>

1644
01:25:03,307 --> 01:25:06,351
<i>At the end of the day,
I'm doing better than most of them.</i>

1645
01:25:06,435 --> 01:25:08,895
The age of the
digital influencer is, like, it's...

1646
01:25:08,979 --> 01:25:10,772
I'm telling you,
it's gonna fucking crash.

1647
01:25:13,233 --> 01:25:14,443
Is that better?

1648
01:25:14,526 --> 01:25:17,029
Okay, so, for those of you that follow me,

1649
01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:19,906
I'm in Calabasas right now.
What the fuck? Like...

1650
01:25:20,449 --> 01:25:22,844
I went from being the most
depressed piece of shit in the world

1651
01:25:22,868 --> 01:25:23,994
to being super hap...

1652
01:25:24,202 --> 01:25:26,330
I'm checking to see
if my boyfriend's coming.

1653
01:25:26,413 --> 01:25:28,707
To being, like, super fucking happy.

1654
01:25:29,958 --> 01:25:31,598
<i>In unexpected couple news,</i>

1655
01:25:31,627 --> 01:25:35,422
<i>bad boy musician Tommy Lee is apparently
hooking up with former Vine star</i>

1656
01:25:35,505 --> 01:25:36,715
<i>Brittany Furlan.</i>

1657
01:25:39,885 --> 01:25:43,847
<i>Cameras caught the possible couple kissing
in Calabasas, California, last week.</i>

1658
01:25:45,641 --> 01:25:48,060
<i>Of course, before that,
he was married to Heather Locklear,</i>

1659
01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:50,771
<i>and Pamela Anderson,
with whom he shares two sons.</i>

1660
01:25:51,271 --> 01:25:54,691
<i>Thirty-year-old Brittany wrapped her arms
around 53-year-old Tommy's neck,</i>

1661
01:25:54,775 --> 01:25:57,027
<i>as he grabbed on to her backside.</i>

1662
01:26:08,914 --> 01:26:12,876
<i>I've been following her
for years on Vine.</i>

1663
01:26:12,959 --> 01:26:19,091
I was like, "She is so fuckin' funny,
and stupid and cute and beautiful."

1664
01:26:19,174 --> 01:26:22,969
Mom, I want you to meet
my new boyfriend. This is Tommy.

1665
01:26:23,053 --> 01:26:26,473
Oh, honey, I'm so glad to meet
your boyfriend, Tommy Lee Jo...

1666
01:26:26,556 --> 01:26:29,559
This guy's not Tommy Lee Jones!
Who is this guy?

1667
01:26:29,643 --> 01:26:32,205
He looks like a gang member! Is he
in a gang? Is he gonna get us killed?

1668
01:26:32,229 --> 01:26:34,189
No, Mom, he's a musician.
He makes music.

1669
01:26:34,272 --> 01:26:35,816
I mean, I guess it's not so bad.

1670
01:26:35,899 --> 01:26:39,319
You just got the little nipply ding-dongs
and some tattoos.

1671
01:26:39,403 --> 01:26:40,946
I guess I can let it go.

1672
01:26:41,029 --> 01:26:42,989
Well, my dick is pierced too.

1673
01:26:45,117 --> 01:26:48,286
It's just crazy because
I've never been in such a, like...

1674
01:26:49,871 --> 01:26:54,501
positive fucking creative environment
in my whole life.

1675
01:26:57,879 --> 01:27:01,508
<i>I don't know why people think
that they have the right to say things</i>

1676
01:27:01,591 --> 01:27:03,301
<i>about someone else's relationship.</i>

1677
01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:08,306
<i>I literally lost 100,000 followers
on Instagram.</i>

1678
01:27:09,099 --> 01:27:11,143
People were just like,
"Oh, my God, you changed!"

1679
01:27:11,226 --> 01:27:14,104
I'm like, "No, I didn't change.
Like, I just don't care."

1680
01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:19,693
<i>I stopped basing my happiness
on what other people thought of me.</i>

1681
01:27:20,861 --> 01:27:22,988
<i>I met someone who I trust</i>

1682
01:27:23,071 --> 01:27:25,532
<i>because I didn't trust anybody
that I've dated before.</i>

1683
01:27:26,283 --> 01:27:29,703
<i>I'd say Tommy is my first true love,</i>

1684
01:27:30,162 --> 01:27:31,747
<i>and I'm finally safe and happy.</i>

1685
01:27:31,830 --> 01:27:33,457
- Hold on.
- Do I have a booger?

1686
01:27:33,540 --> 01:27:35,751
- I think you have a little boogie.
- No!

1687
01:27:35,917 --> 01:27:37,878
- Baby, are you serious?
- Hold on. Yes.

1688
01:27:38,003 --> 01:27:40,005
- No! Oh, God!
- It's right there.

1689
01:27:40,088 --> 01:27:42,299
- Are you serious? You serious?
- Yes, hold it.

1690
01:27:42,507 --> 01:27:46,011
No! Are you serious right now?
You're pulling a booger out of my nose.

1691
01:27:47,220 --> 01:27:48,388
Ew!

1692
01:27:48,472 --> 01:27:50,265
- You ate it!
- Yum.

1693
01:27:51,683 --> 01:27:54,186
<i>I'm the luckiest girl in the world.</i>

1694
01:28:05,864 --> 01:28:07,157
I'm still drunk.

1695
01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:10,494
I'm gonna throw up.

1696
01:28:12,913 --> 01:28:14,206
Oh, God.

1697
01:28:14,289 --> 01:28:16,541
<i>I've been spitting blood
in the morning.</i>

1698
01:28:17,459 --> 01:28:20,545
<i>Sometimes, I just spit
and I'll be like, "Oh, that's blood."</i>

1699
01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:24,049
<i>Half my face went numb
and I thought I was dying.</i>

1700
01:28:24,841 --> 01:28:26,176
<i>Head was pounding.</i>

1701
01:28:26,802 --> 01:28:28,678
<i>I black out a lot.</i>

1702
01:28:29,513 --> 01:28:31,306
<i>Don't remember a lot of my nights.</i>

1703
01:28:32,557 --> 01:28:33,809
I did a lot of shots.

1704
01:28:34,559 --> 01:28:35,727
Don't remember leaving.

1705
01:28:37,896 --> 01:28:39,356
I don't remember getting here.

1706
01:28:40,482 --> 01:28:42,901
I don't know what happened... at all.

1707
01:28:53,370 --> 01:28:55,997
<i>It's like punching a wall.
All your anger just comes out.</i>

1708
01:28:56,748 --> 01:28:59,459
<i>I can't talk to people when I'm sober,
because I hate them</i>

1709
01:28:59,543 --> 01:29:01,336
<i>and especially when they're drunk.</i>

1710
01:29:01,419 --> 01:29:03,219
<i>Ever talk to a drunk person
when you're sober?</i>

1711
01:29:03,255 --> 01:29:06,466
<i>You just wanna kill yourself.
So, I have to get on their level.</i>

1712
01:29:07,676 --> 01:29:10,428
<i>Plenty of times I've wanted to
give up, be like, "I don't want to</i>

1713
01:29:10,512 --> 01:29:14,015
<i>be viewed as this piece of shit
misogynist " but I was like, " Look...</i>

1714
01:29:14,516 --> 01:29:17,269
<i>I do this 'cause this is all I can do."</i>

1715
01:29:17,477 --> 01:29:18,645
<i>I have to pay my rent.</i>

1716
01:29:20,897 --> 01:29:24,150
<i>I've always had that
weird ability to be...</i>

1717
01:29:25,235 --> 01:29:28,238
<i>a lovable asshole.</i>

1718
01:29:31,157 --> 01:29:32,701
<i>You can argue it's degrading.</i>

1719
01:29:34,744 --> 01:29:36,788
<i>You can argue that we're having fun.</i>

1720
01:29:36,913 --> 01:29:38,248
That is poopy water!

1721
01:29:38,915 --> 01:29:41,877
But we're animals. Just because
we're at the top of the food chain

1722
01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:43,962
does not make us not animals.

1723
01:29:47,090 --> 01:29:49,259
<i>Slutwhisperer has taken over me.</i>

1724
01:29:50,510 --> 01:29:54,180
<i>I think over time I've found a way
to have a split personality.</i>

1725
01:29:57,934 --> 01:29:59,519
<i>Everyone gets old and ugly one day.</i>

1726
01:30:01,187 --> 01:30:05,025
<i>You can just fuckin' drop dead
at any moment.</i>

1727
01:30:11,448 --> 01:30:13,366
<i>I've been losing more followers lately...</i>

1728
01:30:14,284 --> 01:30:16,703
<i>and that's fine with me.</i>

1729
01:30:17,078 --> 01:30:18,078
<i>I don't care.</i>

1730
01:30:19,331 --> 01:30:20,999
<i>It's all bullshit in the end.</i>

1731
01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:25,045
<i>I just more think about
who's gonna show up at my funeral.</i>

1732
01:30:38,725 --> 01:30:41,937
<i>I was in a bra and underwear
with no shoes.</i>

1733
01:30:42,020 --> 01:30:43,605
<i>It was freezing.</i>

1734
01:30:44,481 --> 01:30:46,942
I just remember being so nervous
before the scene,

1735
01:30:47,025 --> 01:30:48,485
and almost having a panic attack.

1736
01:30:51,071 --> 01:30:56,034
Because it's the first serious film
that I'd done, called <i>House of Wax.</i>

1737
01:30:57,535 --> 01:31:00,997
But then when I got on set,
I used all that nervousness

1738
01:31:01,081 --> 01:31:03,083
and kind of, like,
used it for the character.

1739
01:31:32,070 --> 01:31:36,449
Then when they told me they were gonna
be using the tagline "See Paris Die,"

1740
01:31:36,533 --> 01:31:38,535
<i>and all of the promoting of it,</i>

1741
01:31:38,910 --> 01:31:42,330
they had my face as the whole billboard
and the whole campaign.

1742
01:31:43,164 --> 01:31:45,542
<i>Like, melting with the wax. Um...</i>

1743
01:31:47,293 --> 01:31:48,294
I don't know.

1744
01:31:49,921 --> 01:31:51,965
My biggest fear is to die.

1745
01:31:54,843 --> 01:31:57,053
<i>Because I have no idea
what happens after.</i>

1746
01:32:00,181 --> 01:32:04,602
And I'm really scared that it's nothing,
because that would be beyond boring.

1747
01:32:16,322 --> 01:32:17,322
Alright.

1748
01:32:21,411 --> 01:32:25,248
You want to keep these nice and flat
and give me separation in the fingers.

1749
01:32:25,331 --> 01:32:29,461
one, two, three.

1750
01:32:29,544 --> 01:32:31,212
Beautiful. That's great.

1751
01:32:31,296 --> 01:32:34,799
<i>This project is top-secret,
so nobody knows about it yet.</i>

1752
01:32:36,259 --> 01:32:38,511
What do you see for your avatar?

1753
01:32:39,220 --> 01:32:41,931
Basically, like, this type of outfit.
Like a superhero.

1754
01:32:42,015 --> 01:32:43,558
- Uh-huh.
- Um...

1755
01:32:43,933 --> 01:32:45,268
Very sexy.

1756
01:32:45,643 --> 01:32:48,229
And this is all you! Beautiful.

1757
01:32:48,688 --> 01:32:50,440
Cool. I think we got a nice batch.

1758
01:32:50,523 --> 01:32:53,151
<i>I'm basically over going out in real life.</i>

1759
01:32:53,234 --> 01:32:55,862
So, I wanted to create a virtual world.

1760
01:32:57,447 --> 01:33:00,075
<i>It's really incredible
how much has changed.</i>

1761
01:33:00,450 --> 01:33:04,704
<i>I could be in my living room and
I'm gonna have live streaming of me</i>

1762
01:33:04,788 --> 01:33:06,581
<i>DJing and performing.</i>

1763
01:33:06,664 --> 01:33:07,664
<i>It will be...</i>

1764
01:33:07,916 --> 01:33:11,002
<i>just like being in a nightclub
in Ibiza or Las Vegas.</i>

1765
01:33:11,086 --> 01:33:14,714
<i>A lot of people don't have the opportunity
to get to go to these places,</i>

1766
01:33:14,798 --> 01:33:17,884
<i>so I really wanted to create something
where people can feel like</i>

1767
01:33:17,967 --> 01:33:19,302
<i>they're in this fantasy world.</i>

1768
01:33:20,303 --> 01:33:24,015
<i>Just to have a space to have
all my fans hang out, interact, dance,</i>

1769
01:33:24,099 --> 01:33:27,268
have a good time,
and escape from the world.

1770
01:33:28,436 --> 01:33:31,940
<i>People are being negative or coming in
and being trolls and haters.</i>

1771
01:33:32,023 --> 01:33:34,984
<i>That's what the bouncer's for.
They'll just be thrown out.</i>

1772
01:33:36,528 --> 01:33:39,155
<i>There's a reason that I am who I am.</i>

1773
01:33:39,572 --> 01:33:41,241
<i>I already do have a legacy,</i>

1774
01:33:41,324 --> 01:33:44,577
<i>but once you start that,
you just can't stop.</i>

1775
01:33:44,994 --> 01:33:47,622
<i>It's just endless
what I could do with this platform.</i>

1776
01:33:47,705 --> 01:33:49,916
<i>I could really control
the way people see me.</i>

1777
01:33:51,042 --> 01:33:55,839
<i>A lot of people don't understand
that you need to be sustainable forever.</i>