Dako vs Nachos

Dako Stole my Nachos

 For the past few weeks now Dako has stolen my nachos every day at lunch. That got old quickly. Now I'm sitting, starving, after lunch with my nachos once again stolen by Dako. Up until recently I've never even thought about getting revenge or protecting my nachos. But after losing my nachos to him for the 13th time, I've lost my patience and I am weighing all my options.
 After some thought, I determined that stealing my nachos back or exacting revenge after the nachos are gone is not the best option. That leaves me with making sure my nachos are never stolen in the first place. I could make him not want to steal the nachos by trapping the nachos, or by making it too uncomfortable for him to steal them. I couldn't come up with a good idea on how to trap nachos, so I decided on Plan B.
 The bell rang, disturbing