Fallout NY Reboot: Session 11: Cathy Carbine

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Friday, August 29, 2014
7:56 PM - Surd entered chat.
7:57 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: you guys just hang here, I'll brb, will probably be late
7:58 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: shouldn't be too long
7:58 PM - Trooper-Guy1 entered chat.
7:58 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: 7:57 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: you guys just hang here, I'll brb, will probably be late
7:57 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: shouldn't be too long
7:58 PM - Surd: how do you get the timestamps on those?
7:58 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: go to steam settings
7:58 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: should be in the friends settings
7:59 PM - Surd: thanks
8:00 PM - Surd: .
8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: hi
8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: sorry
8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I know I'm probably leaving a bad impression but I swear I'm not usually this dysfunctional I've just had an increasingly poor string of luck lately
8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I can vouch on his competence as a gm
8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: he's so good that it's melted his brain
8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: dealing with us retards has made him go nuts
8:08 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I'll have you know I'm only moderate to severely unstable
8:08 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I'm not rolling for SAN damage /just/ yet
8:08 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: that's because you are playing/gming 12 games
8:09 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: even I am reluctant to join a second game :V
8:09 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I'm probably definitely gonna drop the 2 saturday games so I don't kill myself
8:09 PM - Trooper-Guy1: Never good to overload
8:09 PM - Surd: You should make like a protoplanetary disc and pull yourself together
8:09 PM - Trooper-Guy1: Currently in four right now and it's sort of ehhhh
8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: Smas said he'd have to put the Persona game on hold because I'm apparently important in it but fuck em
8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I was in six before. I don't recommend it.
8:10 PM - Surd: Honestly I can't imagine doing this six times a week
8:10 PM - Surd: and a job and school
8:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I played a game with a bunch of euros
8:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: it was awful
8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: yeah, it's not fun :v
8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: the work, school and 6 games thing
8:10 PM - Trooper-Guy1: I doubt I'll be able to maintain four in the future but we'll see
8:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: like after school everyday gotta play for like 4 hours
8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: not playing with euros
8:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: and I'd be the one who is an hour late
8:11 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: My day today was literally: wake up at 6, get ready, go to school, get home, eat lunch quick, go to work, get home, eat dinner quick, and here I am
8:12 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: Now lemme pull up a few sheets and things then I'll get started
8:12 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: wow thats fucking awful
8:12 PM - Trooper-Guy1: I woke up and like..
8:12 PM - Trooper-Guy1: played games and ate and  watched videos
8:12 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ^
8:12 PM - Trooper-Guy1: played with my cat
8:12 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I need to add a helmet section to the damage calculator at some point so you don't need to switch values back and forth
8:12 PM - Trooper-Guy1: complained about games and watch videos with other peeps in mumble
8:12 PM - Trooper-Guy1: ate more
8:13 PM - Trooper-Guy1: Here I am, feeling lazy
8:13 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: also need to try and make a more simplified template rader instead of bribing you guys to churn out unique dudes
8:13 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: plus I need to get things ready for my game on sunday too but that's business for tomorrow
8:14 PM - Trooper-Guy1: blorp
8:14 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: so would you guys like the loot from last week now or later? Because I never wrote it up between all the shit
8:14 PM - Trooper-Guy1: Whenever is fine
8:15 PM - Surd: ^
8:15 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: sure
8:15 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: sure to which m8
8:15 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: do it whenever m8
8:16 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: then you'll get it next week if you don't mind, so we can start now instead of waiting around for me to get it together
8:16 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: but I can at least give you 1200xp for that
8:16 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: coolio
8:17 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: oshitniga level up
8:17 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: alright so where were we?
8:17 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I'm typing now
8:17 PM - Surd: In the first level of the garage
8:18 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: So after creaming the raiders in the first floor of the underground parking garage, you start looking around, and discover (very easily) the ramp down to the next floor
8:18 PM - Surd: Any chance that the unconcious guys will get up?
8:19 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: It appears to be blocked off in such a way that it would require several pairs of hands to move the blockages and allow passage for a vehicle. Meanwhile, consulting your sketches of the bounty heads, you find that lo and behold, one of the dudes you offed was none other than Machinegun Kelly
8:19 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: probably not
8:19 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: None that you need to worry about, but hey, you're welcome to off them anyway
8:19 PM - Surd: We've taken their stuff, it's not worth the bullets
8:19 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: There's also the two guys with broken legs
8:19 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: But they're not a threat either
8:20 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Dez takes his shovel and gives Kelly a bit of a shave
8:20 PM - Surd: Kelly?
8:20 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Machinegun Kelly
8:20 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: Lemme guess, a little off the top?
8:20 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: aye
8:20 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: and you thought a rusty switchblade was bad
8:20 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: now we got rusty shovels
8:21 PM - Surd: Oh, so the important looking guy was Kelly?
8:21 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ye
8:21 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: One of them
8:21 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: You also needed Cathy Carbine, Laser Larry, and Humvee Huey, if I remember the names right
8:21 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: so I guess I just add the head to my inventory :V
8:21 PM - Trooper-Guy1: 1 down 3 to go
8:22 PM - Surd: Headhunter Leaders

Tomato Tim (TERMINATED)
Humvee Huey
Machinegun Kelly (TERMINATED)
Cathy Carbine
Laser Larry
8:22 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: Surd you make me proud
8:22 PM - Trooper-Guy1: or 2 down
8:22 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Dez holds his shovel out away from his face, "It'll do."
8:23 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: Kelly's tongue rolls out of his mouth, almost as if responding to your remark
8:23 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ew
8:23 PM - Surd: So who posted the bounties?
8:23 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: someone in Terminal
8:23 PM - Surd: Do the flyers say anything more specific?
8:24 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: Let's just say it's a general bounty put up by the town itself, so you'd go to Will, the dude the others have talked to before but I don't think you newbies have, about it
8:24 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: He's like, the town mayor dude
8:24 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: You leave Marlowe to tend to the loot and watch the vehicle, then descend down to the next floor and finally get the game proper started
8:25 PM - Surd: I try not to be noticed
8:25 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: You can immediately make out the form of three raiders, one leaning on a bulky concrete support, and the other two in front of him, all talking amicably. They appear to have not just heads, but /shrunken/ heads, hanging from their belts
8:26 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ewewewewewe
8:26 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: You're not in their immediate line of sight, but if you plan to get closer, you'll need to Sneak
8:26 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: can anyone here sneak :V
8:26 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: Surd can crit, if that counts
8:26 PM - Surd: well I got a crit last week
8:26 PM - Trooper-Guy1: sneak
8:26 PM - Trooper-Guy1: nope*
8:26 PM - Surd: but my sneak is like 25
8:26 PM - Trooper-Guy1: wow.
8:26 PM - Trooper-Guy1: That was interesting
8:27 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: How do you even :v
8:27 PM - Trooper-Guy1: ?
8:27 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I feel like I am missing something here
8:27 PM - Surd: As do I
8:28 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: by the looks of it, he said "sneak" instead of "nope"
8:28 PM - Trooper-Guy1: Oh that yeah
8:28 PM - Trooper-Guy1: I was checking my sneak skill and for some reason just typed that
8:28 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: oh :V
8:28 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: So, do you guys want to do anything about these raider dudes or what :v
8:28 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I thought you were talking about how surd rolled d14s
8:28 PM - Trooper-Guy1: I could try seducing the fellas or something
8:28 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I guess Surd could give it a try
8:28 PM - Trooper-Guy1: or distracting them
8:28 PM - Trooper-Guy1: or Surd could sneak
8:28 PM - Surd: Alright so I pretend I'm a headhunter
8:28 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: oh that reminds me, name changes if you please
8:28 PM - Surd: since we got a severed head
8:28 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: then I'll murderhobo charge
8:29 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: yeah but we got the severed head of their leader :V
8:29 PM - Surd: be all like "know someone who can shrink this?"
8:29 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge has changed their name to Moderate to Severely Unstable GM.
8:29 PM - Wing Attack Plan R has changed their name to Dez.
8:29 PM - Dez: I guess that would be the element of surpise or something
8:29 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: So, go for it, walk up to em and ask :v
8:30 PM - Dez: ye do the sneakies
8:30 PM - Dez: I'll stick behind
8:30 PM - Surd: "Hey, Kelly's been off his rocker lately. Where's the shrink?"
8:31 PM - Surd: *Presents head*
8:31 PM - Surd: do I roll speech?
8:31 PM - Dez: yeah
8:31 PM - Surd: oh man
8:31 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: gg
8:32 PM - Dez: how do you critfail speech
8:32 PM - Dez: do you just sperg at right there
8:32 PM - Dez: out*
8:32 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Once again proving to be the fucking critmonster, Surd critfails his speech roll.
8:32 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: When going to present the head, you accidentally extend your arm too far, and end up punching one of the raiders in the face
8:33 PM - Dez: "Fuckin shit dude."
8:33 PM - Surd: do i roll for punching damage
8:33 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: no :v
8:33 PM - Flint: Should have had me do it I could have taken the guys head off with my fist
8:33 PM - Dez: Dez jumps out of the shadows screaming "WADLEWABLWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
8:33 PM - Dez: :V
8:33 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: He backs away a step, rubbing his nose before drawing his two pistols. "WE GOT SOME NEW HEADS, BOYS!"
8:34 PM - Flint: wut
8:34 PM - Dez: dunno
8:34 PM - Flint: I guess I'll like..
8:34 PM - Flint: do my thing.
8:34 PM - Flint: Let's do this
8:34 PM - Dez: who doesn't like to rp as donald duck man
8:35 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Flint, Wing, sequence rolls pls
8:35 PM - Surd: done
8:35 PM - Surd: 24
8:35 PM - Flint: 11
8:35 PM - Dez: 14
8:36 PM - Flint: Feels appropriate. fine with me
8:36 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: nice one flint :v
8:36 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Surd, Explosive Earl, Leather Suit Larry, Dez, Paired Pistol Pete, Flint
8:36 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: (Raiders courtesy of Surd)
8:37 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Surd, you're up
8:37 PM - Surd: fire at Earl
8:37 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: are
8:37 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: are you
8:38 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: :T
8:38 PM - Surd: oh man alright let's see how this goes
8:38 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: a crit, and a crit fail
8:38 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: lemme check the thing
8:38 PM - Dez: you don't even have jinxed
8:38 PM - Dez: dude
8:38 PM - Surd: be glad
8:38 PM - Dez: I'm not even sure how this is happening
8:38 PM - Flint: :V
8:38 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Crippled arm on the crit
8:38 PM - Surd: we would be dead if I had jinxed
8:38 PM - Dez: you are like
8:38 PM - Dez: the unluckiest lucky dude
8:38 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: roll damage on that
8:39 PM - Surd: I'm using AP ammo
8:39 PM - Surd: has a -10 DT and -10 DR
8:39 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: una momento
8:40 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 8 damage to Earl, and his arm's broken
8:40 PM - Surd: nice, alright i fire at larry next
8:40 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: hold up
8:40 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: what about that critfail
8:40 PM - Surd: oh right
8:41 PM - Surd: i rolled a 10 on the critfail roll
8:41 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: You fire your gun at such an angle that the recoil knocks into your face
8:41 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: roll 1d10, take that much damage, ignores armor
8:42 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: So that 17 and 34 are both hits too
8:42 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: you nail him in the torso twice, roll damage
8:43 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 12 and 13 damage
8:43 PM - Surd: reload and end turn
8:43 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Earl doesn't like the cut of your jib
8:44 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: he will throw his molotov cocktail at you
8:44 PM - Surd: why would he, I punched him
8:44 PM - Surd: how could he, I shot him
8:44 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: which reminds me, he doesn't like the cut of your jab either
8:45 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: You get a lit molotov to your chest, where it shatters and coats you in fire. Yaaay!
8:45 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: nice job giving him 14 of these things by the way :v
8:45 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: he literally just has a belt of molotovs strapped around him
8:45 PM - Surd: yeah, i didnt read very well
8:45 PM - Surd: there's a maximum of 4, right?
8:45 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: fuck you, dice
8:46 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: you take 3 explosive damage, first off, and are now on fire
8:46 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: yep, I'll nerf it down to 4 instead of 14
8:47 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: To emphasize how much he doesn't like you, Earl will now proceed to shoot your flaming body in its flaming face
8:47 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: flaming crit
8:47 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: you just got crit for a target shot to the head :v
8:48 PM - Surd: so, am i lobotomized?
8:48 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: well, you take 20 damage to the head
8:49 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: calculate that out with the damage calculator and your helmet armor
8:50 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: so what's the damage?
8:50 PM - Surd: 16
8:50 PM - Surd: It's normal damage, right?
8:50 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: yep
8:51 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Checking your sheet, your head now has 3 health left. If you take a hit that brings you below negative your END score, you're dead
8:51 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: so you got 3 more facehealth before you're unconscious, and 6 more before you paint the walls with your gray matter
8:51 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: either way, that ends Earl's turn
8:52 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Leathersuit Larry (not to be confused with Laser Larry) goes next, and will shoot at Flint
8:53 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: by shoot at Flint, I mean punch Flint in the face with his spiked knuckles
8:53 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: What's your AC, Flint?
8:53 PM - Flint: 29
8:53 PM - Flint: 28*
8:54 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: You tilt your head to the side to avoid a face full of fist, and he instead opts to jab your gut
8:54 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Much better, hit
8:54 PM - Dez: nah
8:54 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 6 damage, ignores DT
8:55 PM - Dez: wrong chat :V
8:55 PM - Flint: So no need to run it through the damage calc?
8:55 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: well, there's the DR to consider
8:55 PM - Flint: oh right
8:55 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Dez, you're up
8:55 PM - Dez: Alright I'll wack the closest guy
8:56 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: That'd be Larry, since he just moved up
8:56 PM - Dez: how far away is the closest guy?
8:56 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: close enough to whack with a shovel
8:56 PM - Dez: kk
8:56 PM - Dez: fuk
8:56 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: pffft
8:56 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: fail
8:56 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: try again
8:56 PM - Dez: yay
8:56 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: dont suk this time
8:56 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: u suked this time
8:57 PM - Dez: one pass :L
8:57 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: can you really swing 4 times
8:57 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: because I don't think you can :v
8:57 PM - Dez: nah just twice :V
8:58 PM - Dez: but you said try again when I already did twice
8:58 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: In order to parry your flurry of shovel strikes, Larry punches your shovel's face each time.
8:58 PM - Dez: so I thought you were being nice c:
8:58 PM - Dez: "DUDE"
8:58 PM - Dez: "No love taps for Betsy."
8:58 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: He whips his long brown hair behind his head and gives you a cheeky grin so cheeky you can swear you heard a twinkle
8:59 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: I'll let Flint go now despite the sequence because you've been quiet and I feel bad :v
8:59 PM - Dez: :V
8:59 PM - Flint: huh?
8:59 PM - Flint: Oh right
8:59 PM - Flint: I zoned really hard for some reason
8:59 PM - Flint: So who punched me?
8:59 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Larry
8:59 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: who just did a parry
8:59 PM - Flint: what does that mean?
8:59 PM - Flint: I can't hit him or something?
8:59 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: nothing, I was just rhyming
8:59 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: :v
9:00 PM - Surd: A parry is a block
9:00 PM - Surd: of sorts
9:00 PM - Flint: Yes I know that
9:00 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: You can still hit him with wihatever you want
9:00 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: He's standing there looking cheeky
9:00 PM - Flint: how much AP is it to punch again?
9:00 PM - Dez: you can't really parry fireballs
9:00 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 3
9:00 PM - Flint: Being that I have my own pair of spiked knuckles
9:00 PM - Flint: Fuck this guy
9:01 PM - Flint: Time to punch punch
9:01 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: He's got 18 AC
9:01 PM - Flint: Looks like a pass/fail
9:01 PM - Flint: My unarmed is 86
9:01 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Right then, roll damage
9:02 PM - Flint: 11
9:02 PM - Flint: If he parries I'm just burning everything down
9:02 PM - Flint: s2g
9:02 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: relax, the parry was all fluff for Dez's misses
9:02 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: it's not actually a mechanic :v
9:03 PM - Flint: Don't care his name is lame anyways
9:03 PM - Dez: don't give ciaster ideas
9:03 PM - Flint: Lame-o Larry
9:03 PM - Dez: :V
9:03 PM - Surd: :(
9:03 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: You sock a solid, spiked punch into his leather jacket-clad body, and your knuckles come away bloodied
9:03 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: You deal 9 damage
9:03 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Pete's turn, and he's packin' heat
9:03 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: .22 calibers and counting
9:05 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: He's gonna fire both his weapons in unison, twice, at Dez, making a total of 4 shots
9:05 PM - Dez: :C
9:05 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Hit, fail, critfail, hit
9:05 PM - Dez: lol faggot
9:05 PM - Dez: get good
9:06 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 7 damage, -5DT, -5DR
9:06 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: His second shot dings uselessly off your metal armor, while his third shot...
9:06 PM - Dez: uhehueeuheh
9:06 PM - Dez: 1 dmg
9:06 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: jams one of his guns
9:06 PM - Dez: this just hits my torso right?
9:06 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: ye
9:07 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: his final shot deals 13 damage, again -5DT/DR
9:07 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: That makes it Surd's turn!
9:07 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Surd, as you are currently on fire
9:07 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: your torso takes 12 fire damage
9:08 PM - Surd: I'm sorry, I haven't been keeping track of my torso health
9:08 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: it's just your normal health
9:08 PM - Surd: ah
9:08 PM - Surd: so the 16 hp i lost last turn
9:09 PM - Surd: are those included in my normal health?
9:09 PM - Dez: ye
9:09 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Nah, that was to your head. Make like, the bottom slot of your inventory dedicated to tracking limb HP
9:09 PM - Dez: oh nvm then :V
9:09 PM - Dez: also ciaster made a thing to keep track of limb hp
9:10 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: but it's clunky as hell :v
9:10 PM - Surd: I couldn't figure it out
9:10 PM - Dez: you can even save the sheet n stuff
9:10 PM - Dez: I got it working fine
9:10 PM - Surd: Okay so how do I find out what my limb health is
9:10 PM - Dez: would probably be better as a fillable pdf tho
9:10 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Head and groun are 1/4 your total HP, arms and legs are 1/2, torso is equal to
9:11 PM - Dez: eyes share HP with head
9:11 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: I actually think you should be dead since I calculated your head as 1/2 instead of 1/4 but let's ignore that
9:11 PM - Dez: gg'
9:11 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: do you want me to kill him :v
9:11 PM - Flint: yikes
9:11 PM - Dez: no
9:11 PM - Surd: Truth is, the game was rigged from the start
9:12 PM - Dez: against you yeah :V
9:12 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: So anyway, 12 damage from fire, before armor of course
9:12 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Still your turn, Surd
9:12 PM - Dez: the dice gods do not look favorably onto your powergaming
9:12 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Powergaming or not his luck is ridiculous
9:12 PM - Dez: they do not like mortals trying to trick them out of their godly powers!
9:13 PM - Surd: Okay, so will I be on fire next turn?
9:13 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: So, what's the plan, fire man?
9:13 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Yeeeep most likely
9:13 PM - Surd: oh man
9:13 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: stop drop and roll
9:14 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: that'll put you out
9:14 PM - Surd: how much AP?
9:14 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Roll AGI
9:14 PM - Surd: I have AGI 10
9:14 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: just roll it
9:15 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: whatever you roll is how much AP the action cost, while leaving you considered prone on the ground
9:15 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: so you've got 7 AP left now
9:16 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: and are no longer on fire
9:17 PM - Surd: I shoot Earl
9:17 PM - Surd: is that a pass?
9:17 PM - Surd: small guns is 99, -10 from snubnose
9:17 PM - Surd: +25 from prone
9:17 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: aye, hit
9:18 PM - Surd: 11 damage, -10 DT, -10 DR
9:18 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 10 damage
9:18 PM - Surd: 12 damage, same modifiers
9:18 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Earl goes down, dead
9:19 PM - Surd: reload and end turn
9:19 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Larry will continue to assail Flint with fisticuffs
9:20 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Two hits
9:20 PM - Flint: welp
9:20 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 11 and 9 damage, -5DT
9:20 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: your face takes the 9 damage, by the way, as he gets a lucky shot
9:21 PM - Flint: Well I don't have that stuff tracked except damage taken to the head
9:21 PM - Flint: so I'll assume that's quite a hit
9:21 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Larry's face when http://www.justpushstart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tumblr_mil7ooYR1U1qj0ouyo1_500.png
9:22 PM - Dez: fuck you larry and your shit eating grin
9:22 PM - Dez: god damn what an asshole
9:22 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: well, let's just assume you're not dead yet
9:22 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: either way it's Dez's turn now
9:22 PM - Dez: murder larry
9:23 PM - Dez: 58 and 78
9:23 PM - Dez: 74*
9:23 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: dem hits with 18 AC?
9:23 PM - Dez: just 1
9:23 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: ha
9:23 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: roll damage
9:23 PM - Dez: 17
9:24 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 14 damage
9:24 PM - Dez: :C
9:25 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: After giving another cheeky grin, you give him a good, solid whack, at which point he puts on his serious face and lovetaps your second strike away
9:25 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Flint, you're on
9:25 PM - Flint: ok uhh
9:25 PM - Flint: So who's left?
9:25 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Larry and Pete
9:25 PM - Flint: Well apparently I can't do shit with melee so
9:25 PM - Flint: Back to more fireballs, weeeee
9:26 PM - Flint: Pass pass on that for sure
9:26 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Larry's grin isn't so cheeky anymore
9:26 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: roll damage
9:26 PM - Flint: 17;22
9:26 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: hot damn
9:27 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: :downsrim:
9:27 PM - Flint: Under-hand throwing these like a hardcore baseball player
9:27 PM - Flint: giving them a spin
9:27 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: You light Larry's leather aflame
9:27 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: along with the rest of him
9:28 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: roll Luck for funsies
9:28 PM - Flint: Fail to no one's surprise
9:28 PM - Flint: Should've gotten 10 luck as well
9:28 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Sadly, nothing extraordinary happens
9:28 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: But in either way, Larry is now a flaming corpse that will continue to give you your bonus
9:29 PM - Flint: weee
9:29 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: that leave's Pete, who will now open fire once more!
9:29 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: two rounds for Flint, two for Dez
9:29 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: in that order
9:29 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: all hits :V
9:29 PM - Flint: God fucking damn
9:29 PM - Surd: I'm sorry for rolling level 5 raiders
9:30 PM - Dez: just hope you don't get hit in the head
9:30 PM - Flint: If these guys are just random bozos what's going to happen when we find the leaders?
9:30 PM - Flint: We're going to get rocked
9:30 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: hey, I'll give you some stims for this, just hold tight :v
9:31 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Flint is hit for 11 and 6, Dez for 3 and 7, -5DT, -5DR
9:31 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: all torso shots, so you probably shouldn't be dead yet
9:32 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: just hide behind Dez next time, he's just OP
9:32 PM - Dez: I got -1 and 1 dmg
9:32 PM - Dez: so does like
9:32 PM - Dez: yknow
9:32 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: no
9:32 PM - Dez: carry the 2 and
9:32 PM - Dez: oh
9:32 PM - Dez: okay
9:32 PM - Surd: How do you get negative damage
9:32 PM - Dez: :C
9:32 PM - Dez: because sick DT
9:32 PM - Surd: Dt is multiplicative though
9:32 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: how about I carry my fist to your face, pre-cooked Larry style
9:33 PM - Surd: no wait nevermind
9:33 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Surd, your go
9:33 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: All that's left now is Pete
9:33 PM - Surd: reap the whirwind pete
9:33 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: oh COME ON
9:33 PM - Surd: heh
9:34 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: instant deathh
9:34 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: don't even bother rolling any more shots
9:34 PM - Surd: I won't roll damage then
9:34 PM - Surd: alright, so they're all dead
9:34 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: You plant one clean between the eyes, and poor Pete's past his prime, post-living
9:35 PM - Doc entered chat.
9:35 PM - Doc: hey nerds and wannabes
9:35 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: You just missed the combat
9:35 PM - Dez: my dick don't stand like a fat kid in PE
9:35 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: I may have hurt them too much
9:35 PM - Dez: the only time its active is on the toilet Pee'n
9:35 PM - Doc: thanks for sharing
9:36 PM - Dez: I realized we haven't talked about dicks yet
9:36 PM - Doc: So Flint is my replacement for female teen AND pysker?
9:36 PM - Doc: or is she just Suzie 2.0
9:37 PM - Dez: yes
9:37 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: writing loot now, just a moment
9:37 PM - Dez: actually yeah suzie 2.0
9:37 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: in the meantime, 900x-
9:37 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: xp
9:37 PM - Doc: Possibly lesbian teen girl fire pysker
9:37 PM - Dez: yep
9:37 PM - Dez: who wears raider armor
9:38 PM - Flint: Wut?
9:38 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Pete's loot: [11] .22 Long Rifle HV rounds, [1] Baseball hat CND17, [1] Raider Armor CND14, [2] Generic .22 Revolvers CND20, [1] Pre War Money, [1] Radfruit, [1] Import Beer, [1] Whiskey, [2] Stimpaks
9:38 PM - Surd: no she has an m65 jacket
9:38 PM - Flint: I wear a vault suit and a field jacket you tosser
9:38 PM - Surd: and vault suit
9:38 PM - Dez: o :C
9:38 PM - Dez: I imagined you with raider armor
9:38 PM - Doc: i wore both of those things on my last two characters
9:38 PM - Flint: And I don't put up with your shit unlike Suzie the Loosie or whoever the fuck cares
9:38 PM - Dez: like those raiders with the fireman maks
9:38 PM - Surd: so how to stimpacks heal now
9:38 PM - Flint: It's just Flint now
9:39 PM - Dez: I'll take the whiskey
9:39 PM - Doc: I did not understand any part of that sentence
9:39 PM - Flint: I'll take a stimpack and jam it
9:39 PM - Dez: I can heal you guys too :V
9:39 PM - Surd: With doctor?
9:39 PM - Surd: That takes time
9:39 PM - Dez: 2 passes
9:39 PM - Dez: yeah
9:40 PM - Dez: shh it doesn't take time
9:40 PM - Flint: So how much would that be?
9:40 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Earl's loot: [3] Molotov Cocktails, [1] Colt 6520 10mm CND12, [1] .38 Snubnose Revolver CND22, [20] .28 Special FMJ, [21] 10x25mm FJM, [1] Leather Jacket CND20, [1] Harmonica, [1] Spare Parts
9:40 PM - Dez: we fluf it out
9:40 PM - Flint: yay 19 back from the stim
9:40 PM - Dez: who wants a free 8 hp
9:40 PM - Flint: I'll take it for my head
9:40 PM - Dez: take it then fgt
9:41 PM - Flint: Mostly back now
9:41 PM - Flint: also I claim the molotovs from Earl
9:42 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Larry's loot: [1] Larry's Shining Finger (Unique Spiked Knuckles) CND16, [1] Leather Jacket CND16, [1] Leather Flight Cap CND20, [2] Blamco Mac 'n Cheese, [1] Bug-on-the-shell, [1] 5 meter coil of rope
9:42 PM - Surd: I'll take his pistol and ammo
9:43 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Larry's Shining Finger: 2d8+4 damage instead of the normal 2d6
9:43 PM - Dez: does toughness seriously need a 6 luck requirement
9:43 PM - Dez: like what the fuck
9:44 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: stop being such a whiney lil twat about it mate :v
9:44 PM - Dez: its bumb
9:44 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: so r u
9:44 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: So, everyone got what they wanted from the loot?
9:45 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Flint, not taking his kunckles?
9:45 PM - Flint: huh?
9:45 PM - Flint: Oh he had knuckles
9:45 PM - Flint: Sure right not
9:45 PM - Surd: I'll take the Harmonica, spare parts and rope
9:45 PM - Doc: So did ciaster and wing try to blow up the ESB again
9:45 PM - Doc: id be disapointed if you didnt
9:46 PM - Dez: I'm gunna need to give a talk to ciaster
9:46 PM - Surd: Burning it down seems easier at this juncture
9:46 PM - Dez: these requirements are fucking ridiculous
9:47 PM - Flint: Requirements for what?
9:47 PM - Dez: perks
9:47 PM - Flint: Ah ok
9:47 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Just then, you hear a whiny, bitchy voice. Quite possibly the bitchiest voice you've ever heard, and it's coming from a straight up bitch
9:48 PM - Dez: Die Hard requires 6 END, yeah okay that mankes sense
9:48 PM - Dez: but why does it also require 40 in first aid
9:48 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: "What the FUCK'S taking you assholes so long? Quit talking about your dicks, not even a horny ghoul would touch those rotten things."
9:48 PM - Dez: whose talking now :V
9:48 PM - Flint: The person from deeper inside the complex I'd assume
9:48 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: a bitchy voice from further into the place
9:48 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: aye
9:49 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: and she is a bitch
9:49 PM - Dez: Alright so no heads to take here?
9:49 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: calling out in your direction, you see her figure approach from the dim light
9:49 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: not yet, but one's making her way to you
9:50 PM - Flint: Who wants to handle this one?
9:50 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Her dark skin makes a stark contrast to her shiny, well-polished metal armor.
9:50 PM - Doc: is it a cookie
9:50 PM - Surd: Might be Cathy
9:50 PM - Doc: Cathy?
9:50 PM - Surd: Every Cathy I've ever met has been a bitch
9:50 PM - Surd: It's a bitch name
9:51 PM - Surd: Also there's a bounty on a Cathy Carbine
9:51 PM - Dez: like lindsay
9:51 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: She glares at the three of you, not recognizing you, then noticing the three corpses at your feet (one of which is still crackling and on fire), only sneers further
9:51 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: "You got 5 seconds to explain this shit."
9:51 PM - Flint: What a level-headed raider
9:51 PM - Dez: "We gunna murder your ass."
9:51 PM - Surd: "We were having a barbecue"
9:51 PM - Dez: "That."
9:51 PM - Surd: "And a gun convention"
9:52 PM - Surd: "Things got ugly."
9:52 PM - Dez: "And a shoveling."
9:52 PM - Flint: wow
9:52 PM - Dez: Dez does the shovel dance
9:52 PM - Surd: "You have to dig a proper barbecue pit, after all."
9:52 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: "I'm gettin' mixed signals, so I'll just mix up your insides."
9:52 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: She pulls out her carbine. This is definitely Cathy!
9:52 PM - Dez: "Scoop to the left, left.. scoop to the right, right...."
9:53 PM - Dez: 18 on sequence
9:53 PM - Surd: 22 on sequence
9:53 PM - Flint: also 18
9:53 PM - Dez: roll 1d6?
9:54 PM - Flint: What's your agility?
9:54 PM - Dez: 6
9:54 PM - Flint: same
9:54 PM - Flint: Ok
9:54 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: welp, ladies first
9:54 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Flint wins!
9:54 PM - Dez: pfft
9:54 PM - Flint: Oh ok
9:54 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Surd, Cathy, Flint, Dez
9:54 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Everyone, roll PER
9:55 PM - Surd: pass
9:55 PM - Flint: nope
9:55 PM - Dez: nah
9:57 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Surd, you notice a few stray wires poking curiously out of the collar of her armor. You can't tell what they're for, but it's definitely noteworthy.
9:57 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Unless she just stuffs her bra with things she pulls from the cars you see parked around.
9:58 PM - Your state is set to Offline.
9:58 PM - Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
9:58 PM - Connected again and rejoined chat.
9:59 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: So Surd, you're up first
9:59 PM - Surd: small guns is 99
9:59 PM - Surd: -10 for my gun
10:00 PM - Surd: -6 from my ammo
10:00 PM - Doc: "IM SO PUNK MY BRA IS MADE OUT OF CAR PARTS": a memoir
10:00 PM - Dez: doc
10:00 PM - Dez: are you playing as the boss :V
10:00 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: ammo recoil is only counted for burst firing
10:00 PM - Surd: oh
10:00 PM - Surd: yay
10:01 PM - Dez: she seems up your alley in terms of punk
10:01 PM - Surd: so, miss hit hit miss hit?
10:01 PM - Doc: i do love me a punk rock girl
10:01 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: so that's a miss, hit, hit, miss, hit
10:01 PM - Doc: and dark skinned girls according to pretty much all of my friends
10:01 PM - Dez: I was supposed to be a boss for mekton
10:01 PM - Surd: 9,9,10,12,13
10:01 PM - Surd: -10 DT -10 DR
10:01 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: why'd you roll 5 times :v
10:01 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: you only hit 3
10:02 PM - Dez: and I would have been the final boss in ryan's fallout if I decided not the join the game
10:02 PM - Surd: oh right
10:02 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: I'll only count the first 3
10:03 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 6, 6 and 7 damage
10:03 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Cathy's turn!
10:03 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: You dun diddily made her mad, Surdy
10:04 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Her carbine appears to have had a few modifications made to it. Most notable is the fact that she just burst fired 3 rounds at you!
10:04 PM - Dez: a lot of carbines can do that
10:05 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: but the one in the book can't faggot
10:05 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: not the M1 Carbine
10:05 PM - Dez: o
10:05 PM - Dez: I thought it was just any ol carbine
10:05 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: nah
10:06 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: well, courtesy of the big ol recoil, she only lands one shot
10:06 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 23 damage, -5 DT/-5DR
10:06 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: ouch
10:07 PM - Surd: 16
10:07 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Flint, you're up!
10:07 PM - Dez: brb
10:07 PM - Flint: Cause it's the only solution really
10:07 PM - Flint: fireballssss
10:07 PM - Surd: (and molotovs)
10:08 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: rip
10:08 PM - Flint: meh
10:08 PM - Surd: (and superknuckles)
10:08 PM - Flint: one hit
10:08 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: roll the first one's damage
10:08 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: second one's a critfail :v
10:08 PM - Flint: 12 damage
10:08 PM - Flint: 5 for the critfail
10:09 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 8 damage from the fireball
10:09 PM - Dez: back
10:09 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Weapon explodes
10:09 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: In this case, roll fireball damage again
10:09 PM - Flint: Of course
10:09 PM - Flint: 16
10:10 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Well, you take 16 fire damage, then
10:10 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Dez, your go
10:10 PM - Flint: I forgot about all my fire resistance
10:10 PM - Flint: Barely even took three damage
10:10 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: see? not so bad
10:10 PM - Dez: run up and wacka bitch
10:10 PM - Dez: how much AP to run to her?
10:10 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 4
10:11 PM - Dez: alright I'll sprint up to her for 2 ap c:
10:11 PM - Dez: and then
10:11 PM - Dez: wack her in the torso
10:11 PM - Doc: or
10:11 PM - Doc: you know
10:11 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: don't forget the END roll
10:11 PM - Doc: her unprotected head
10:12 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: so didja pass the END or not
10:12 PM - Dez: yes
10:12 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: fuckin 9 END god damn
10:12 PM - Dez: 22 dmg to torso
10:12 PM - Dez: then end turn
10:12 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 7 damage from your SHOVL
10:13 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Surd, you're on again
10:13 PM - Surd: reload with .38 special AP
10:13 PM - Surd: woops i rolled 5 times
10:14 PM - Surd: I fire 4 times
10:14 PM - Surd: 99 small guns - 10 from the gun
10:14 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Miss, hit, hit, miss
10:14 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: roll the hits
10:14 PM - Surd: 13, 14
10:15 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 9 damage to the torso, 14 to her head
10:15 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Your flurry of shots flies past her, leaving a deep gash across her face
10:16 PM - Doc: that makes sense yet still sounds kinda weird
10:16 PM - Doc: like
10:16 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: She proceeds to sprint over to a fairly tall truck and attempts to slide under it to get into cover on the other side, leaving the truck between you and her
10:16 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: But first, as she runs, roll PER
10:17 PM - Surd: pass
10:17 PM - Flint: pass
10:17 PM - Dez: pass
10:18 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: You can't help but notice the fact that... the wound on her face seems to close, if only slightly, and you hear a little *ksssshchik* noise
10:18 PM - Dez: dude what
10:18 PM - Flint: wow
10:18 PM - Doc: :I
10:18 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: psh, it's fiiiine
10:19 PM - Dez: we fighting some cybered up eldritch abominations
10:19 PM - Flint: Bruh, she ain't fucking around
10:19 PM - Surd: maybe she's stuffing her face with car parts
10:19 PM - Doc: Oh man, dark skinned punk rock robot girls?
10:19 PM - Doc: my dick can only get so hard
10:19 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: but
10:19 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: she's also on fire
10:19 PM - Doc: even better
10:19 PM - Dez: rip the wires out and her whole torso will just explode with cyberspace
10:19 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: and takes 6 damage from the fire
10:19 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: and the fact that she is on it
10:19 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: or rather, it is on her
10:20 PM - Flint: Do we have to have her head and such?
10:20 PM - Surd: for the bounty, yes
10:20 PM - Flint: damn
10:20 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: it'd help, but hey, I'm sure you can convince them that you offed her
10:20 PM - Dez: fuck we can't crisp her then
10:20 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: if you bring the rest of the heads
10:20 PM - Dez: decap that shit
10:21 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Flint, you're on
10:21 PM - Flint: If only I could create a fine jet of flame from my hand and decap her
10:21 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Cathy is currently behind cover of a truck
10:21 PM - Flint: My pyrokinetics just make a bunch of flamin' balls
10:21 PM - Doc: can you make a avatar style flame-fist dagger thing
10:21 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: let
10:21 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 's not forget, cars are powered by nuclear reactors
10:21 PM - Flint: I either need to level up for the ridiculous shit or like..get training
10:21 PM - Flint: I'd like to make a flame fist dagger
10:21 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Not really, Flint
10:21 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: remember the car?
10:21 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: you made it go fast
10:22 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: that was totally something
10:22 PM - Dez: WAIT
10:22 PM - Dez: FLINTS GOT THROWING
10:22 PM - Flint: If I could do that or like..when I get stronger my flames will turn blue
10:22 PM - Dez: THROW THE SHOVEL
10:22 PM - Dez: DECAP MOTHERFUCKER LETS DO IT
10:22 PM - Flint: Can I
10:22 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: sure
10:22 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: tell you what
10:22 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: crit it 1-5
10:22 PM - Flint: No not the shovel fuck that
10:22 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: and you decap it cleanly
10:22 PM - Dez: o :C
10:22 PM - Flint: I want to form my fireball into a fire disc
10:22 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: aw ok then
10:22 PM - Flint: and toss it, curving around the truck
10:23 PM - Flint: and decapping her
10:23 PM - Flint: Cause I'm awesome
10:23 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: but sure, maybe when your fires grow a little hotter
10:23 PM - Flint: Is that a yes?
10:23 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: hmmm
10:23 PM - Flint: I got to start learning mad skills, bruh
10:24 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Roll me a 1d100, get a 1-20 and I'll allow it
10:24 PM - Flint: Oh god damn it
10:24 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: /plus/ it'll be a new skill you can permanantly access at will after that
10:24 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: lol
10:24 PM - Flint: Fuck everything I'll use the god damn shovel
10:24 PM - Flint: Give me that dumb shit
10:24 PM - Dez: you don't have like lightsaber levels of focused heat :V
10:24 PM - Flint: Fine here we go
10:24 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: :V
10:24 PM - Surd: you can do it
10:24 PM - Flint: What do I need to decapitate with a shovel?
10:24 PM - Dez: Dez throws Betsy over to Flint
10:25 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 1-5 for shovel decapatation :v
10:25 PM - Flint: Fuck
10:25 PM - Flint: Damn it
10:25 PM - Flint: I'm wasting shit doing dumb things here
10:25 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: welp
10:25 PM - Doc: just
10:25 PM - Doc: throw flint
10:25 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: wanna start from the top and just throw fireballs at her?
10:25 PM - Doc: wing has a good history throwing pyskers
10:25 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: you'll get your chance at firediscs another day
10:26 PM - Flint: Sure, why not
10:26 PM - Flint: At least they hit
10:26 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: First one did, at least. Second didn't, because she's behind cover
10:26 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: roll the damage
10:26 PM - Flint: Is she counted as on fire?\
10:26 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: aye
10:26 PM - Flint: 21
10:26 PM - Flint: damage
10:26 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: I /did/ roll fire damage for her, after all
10:27 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 15 damage
10:27 PM - Flint: cool
10:27 PM - Flint: end turn or w/e
10:27 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: hot, you mean
10:28 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: You chuck a few fireballs in her direction, the first one making direct contact as she peeks out of cover, while the second just thunks against the truck
10:28 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: You did manage to slag the side mirror with that, though
10:28 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Dez, you're on
10:28 PM - Dez: do I gotta run to her?
10:29 PM - Dez: or is she in melee distance?
10:29 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: unless you're telekinetic
10:29 PM - Dez: alright I'll sprint over to her
10:29 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: she just ran her full AP's worth away, /sprinted/ away, even
10:29 PM - Dez: o
10:29 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: so you'll have to do the same
10:29 PM - Dez: can I try an tackle her :V
10:29 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: first roll the END
10:29 PM - Dez: pass
10:30 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: roll STR
10:30 PM - Dez: pass
10:31 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: You successfully tackle her
10:31 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: You are now on fire!
10:31 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Congratulations
10:31 PM - Dez: I can handle it
10:31 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Well, you've got her pinned, but that's all you can do
10:31 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Surd, your turn
10:32 PM - Surd: So Dez and Cathy are on the other side of the truck, 12 hexes away?
10:32 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: aye
10:32 PM - Dez: brb
10:32 PM - Surd: reload and end turn
10:32 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: you could at least advance a few paces or get behind cover :v
10:32 PM - Dez: if it comes to my turn I'll just wack with a shovel
10:33 PM - Surd: who's gonna shoot me
10:33 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: If you're sure that's all you want, Surd
10:33 PM - Surd: all the enemies are behind the other side of the truck
10:33 PM - Surd: tackled
10:33 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: true enough
10:33 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Flint, you're up
10:33 PM - Flint: Yeah I'll just move up to within 8 hexes and end turn
10:34 PM - Flint: Since Dez is wrestling with her
10:34 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Then cathy will take her fire damage
10:34 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 10 fire damage
10:34 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: meanwhile, you hear another *ksssh*
10:35 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: gg cathy
10:35 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 1 whole hp
10:35 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: keep it ^
10:35 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: she's going to roll to get Dez off her enough so she can her her gun into position on his gut
10:36 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: pass! Right on the button
10:36 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: and now she burst fires into Dez at point blank
10:37 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: the first round makes a dent in his thick metal armor, a dent which her second round pushes all the way through, while her third round dings elsewhere on his armor ineffectually
10:37 PM - Doc: """"wrestling""""""
10:37 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: but as for the damage...
10:38 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 19 damage, -5DT/-5DR
10:38 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Dez's turn but he's busy jerking off so I'll just roll his melee
10:39 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: hey dice
10:39 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: why are you making me kill my own boss
10:39 PM - Doc: yeah i need to go jerk off too
10:39 PM - Doc: oh man now that im not playing i can jerk off anytime i want
10:39 PM - Dez: back
10:39 PM - Dez: did I kill em yet
10:39 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: oh good yes you should roll instead of me
10:39 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: most definitely
10:40 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: let's completely disregard my superpass and crit
10:40 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: against her
10:40 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: good
10:40 PM - Dez: o wat
10:40 PM - Dez: u trickster gm u
10:40 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: shhhshshhshshshhh
10:40 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: you heard nothing
10:40 PM - Dez: no prepare for more work
10:40 PM - Dez: whats her AC?
10:40 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 18
10:40 PM - Dez: eh tleast I got 1 pass
10:40 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: roll ye dmg
10:41 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: also roll 3d6 for firedamage
10:41 PM - Dez: 20
10:41 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: because you are on fire
10:41 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: you take 13 damage
10:41 PM - Dez: that is correct
10:41 PM - Dez: bypasses armor?
10:41 PM - Dez: gay
10:41 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: nope
10:41 PM - Dez: 9 dmg
10:42 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Cathy is hanging on by a hair
10:42 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: A hair which is on fire
10:42 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Surd, your go
10:42 PM - Dez: "CATHY CARBINE GUNNA BE CATHY CRISPY"
10:42 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: also Dez don't forget the 19 damage Cathy pumped into you -5DT/DR
10:43 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: "FUCKSTICK WASTER WILL BURN WITH ME"
10:43 PM - Dez: o
10:43 PM - Dez: 9 dmg
10:43 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Surd, going to do anything?
10:43 PM - Surd: This seems like a situation I should be helping with
10:44 PM - Surd: I dive thrice
10:44 PM - Surd: no wait nevermind
10:44 PM - Surd: I walk ten spaces
10:44 PM - Dez: >dive thrice
10:44 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: you could have done that before :v
10:44 PM - Dez: we playing the witcher or something
10:44 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Flint, your go
10:44 PM - Surd: darkwood grain ring
10:44 PM - Surd: etc. etc.
10:45 PM - Flint: Hmm
10:45 PM - Flint: They're still tackling, lots of fire
10:45 PM - Flint: I can only make this worse
10:45 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: As a tactical expert, I recommend you kiss her
10:45 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Trust me this is the appropriate thing to do
10:45 PM - Dez: it worked for me
10:45 PM - Flint: I should never have gotten Sex Appeal
10:45 PM - Dez: an 67 y/o ukrainian man
10:45 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: extinguish the fires on her body with the fires in your heart
10:45 PM - Flint: The realest curse
10:45 PM - Surd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjAoBKagWQA
10:45 PM - Dez: found himself face to face with a monolith soldier in the zone
10:46 PM - Dez: I kissed this soldier on the top of his exoskeleton helmet
10:46 PM - Dez: I didn't take a single shot that combat
10:46 PM - Dez: merchant was a magical character
10:46 PM - Flint: I have no idea, I'm like super blank here
10:46 PM - Flint: So..I guess I'll watch
10:46 PM - Flint: Good luck Dez you got it
10:46 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Dez is already on fire, just throw more fire
10:46 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: not like it can hurt him :v
10:47 PM - Flint: I'll try not to worsen the situation
10:47 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: oh oh I know
10:47 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: roll throwing
10:47 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: trust me on this just do it
10:47 PM - Flint: what?
10:47 PM - Dez: just do it
10:47 PM - Dez: gm knows what we want
10:47 PM - Flint: 77
10:48 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: I was gonna have you light the back of her eyeballs on fire but that'd probably ruin the head wouldn't it
10:48 PM - Dez: yes
10:49 PM - Flint: Oh so now I can do more silly pyro stuff ? :V
10:49 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: I was trying to be nice :c
10:49 PM - Dez: you can do silly pyro stuff
10:49 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: You just gotta get better at doing silly pyro stuff
10:49 PM - Flint: Being that my abilities are not fine tuned to helping Dez out without outright killing him, I'll just hold back.
10:49 PM - Dez: just not throwing sharp ass fire discs
10:49 PM - Dez: lol nothing will kill me
10:49 PM - Dez: do whatever
10:50 PM - Dez: also if I do die
10:50 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: throw fireballs at dez
10:50 PM - Dez: then we can hear ciaster say ("I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR 1 MINUTE")
10:50 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: well, if you're skipping, so be it
10:50 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Cathy's turn!
10:51 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: She will attempt to knee Dez in the nads
10:51 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: c-c-c-critical hit
10:51 PM - Dez: shit
10:51 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: so, turns out, her pants are armored too
10:51 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: and like
10:51 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: raider-armored armored
10:51 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: like
10:51 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: she got spikes on her knees raider-armored
10:51 PM - Dez: fuck
10:51 PM - Dez: I should have a cod piece tho right :V
10:51 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: see, spikes on knees that enter your genetalia tend to be excruciatingly painful
10:52 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: no
10:52 PM - Dez: http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120115012135/fallout/images/2/21/Metal_armor.png
10:52 PM - Dez: I do
10:52 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: well it pierced your codpiece
10:52 PM - Dez: huhueheueheu
10:52 PM - Dez: fuck
10:52 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: your balls are now crippled
10:53 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: and you lose your next turn, as she pushes you off her and stands up
10:53 PM - Dez: thats not good
10:53 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: unfortunately, she's still on fire, and takes 8 damage
10:53 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: but her little healing assistant heals a whole 4 of that
10:54 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Dez, roll fire damage
10:54 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: while rolling on the floor in agonizing testicular pain
10:54 PM - Dez: 5
10:54 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Surd, your go
10:55 PM - Surd: I walk two hexes
10:55 PM - Surd: and shoot four times
10:55 PM - Surd: all hits?
10:55 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: how do you manage to roll like that man
10:55 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: I don't get it
10:55 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: yeah, they're hits
10:55 PM - Surd: like how?
10:56 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: you got 2 48s in a row :v
10:56 PM - Surd: check em'
10:56 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: You pump her chest full of lead, and she falls
10:56 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: on top of Dez
10:57 PM - Surd: "Yeah Dez, get it in"
10:57 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Both her corpse and Dez are no longer on fire, at least
10:58 PM - Dez: "I hate this bullshit."
10:58 PM - Doc: Don't fuck the robot corpse
10:58 PM - Dez: Dez pushes the corpse off and decaps with the shovel
11:00 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: [1] Metal Armor CND16, [1] Cathy's Carbine (M1 Carbine), [17] .30 Carbine FMJ rounds, [2] Stimpaks, [1] Nuka Cola, [1] Med-X, [1] Cathy's Head
11:00 PM - Dez: dibs on Med-X and 1 stim
11:00 PM - Dez: also someone should take the carbine for ciaster
11:01 PM - Dez: oohohoh
11:01 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Cathy's Carbine (M1 Carbine) CND20: Capable of 3-round bursts
11:01 PM - Dez: and the metal armor
11:01 PM - Surd: I'll be the pack mule if I can take the stimpack
11:01 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: As you pat down her corpse for loot, you take a peek inside her armor
11:01 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Flint, roll Science
11:02 PM - Dez: you don't really need a biology degree to know what going on down there
11:02 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: :v
11:02 PM - Flint: got a 60
11:02 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: that a pass?
11:02 PM - Flint: of 62, so yes
11:02 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: nice
11:04 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: You take a look at the wires and mishmashed doodads. It looks like Cathy's actually pretty flat-chested, and that most of the bust that her metal armor conformed to was taken up with all sorts of doohickies and tubes wired into her chest with needles. While the device itself is slagged and useless, you might be able to reproduce the design with the right parts. You won't know where to stick the needles, though. For that you'll need a Doctor.
11:04 PM - Dez: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
11:05 PM - Doc: a doctor
11:05 PM - Doc: you say
11:05 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: yes
11:05 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: wing
11:05 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: we are aware
11:05 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: that you have the skill tagged
11:06 PM - Surd: "Hey Flint, see anything interesting in there?"
11:06 PM - Dez: oh no
11:06 PM - Dez: I was oing at the Doctor
11:06 PM - Dez: and that explains why potato is here :V
11:06 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: ehwot
11:06 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: no he just kinda showed up and is watching
11:06 PM - Doc: yeah
11:06 PM - Doc: BUT
11:06 PM - Dez: oh does Doc not get a cameo
11:07 PM - Doc: since im here and all
11:07 PM - Dez: you kinda capitalized that shit all suggestive-like
11:07 PM - Doc: yeah
11:07 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: I was capitalizing it to indicate the need for the skill Doctor
11:07 PM - Doc: boo
11:07 PM - Dez: o
11:08 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: you want to show up and die with your peashooting .22, go ahead potato
11:08 PM - Dez: just tell me when you need my rolls then
11:08 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: these dudes are getting wrecked and they're a little more prepared :v
11:08 PM - Flint: I'll relay the info or w/e
11:08 PM - Flint: and uh
11:08 PM - Flint: mention a doctor or something
11:08 PM - Flint: that would be required
11:09 PM - Surd: "Dez, I got some parts here. Think you can figure out how to build something like this?"
11:09 PM - Dez: "Uh yeah maybe. I don't really know all this cyborgy stuff but I could give it a go."
11:09 PM - Doc: MEANWHILE, AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE
11:09 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: The parts you have here are most definitely not enough. But you /do/ recall you had some similar parts back at the truck, what with the AutoDoc and half a Mister Handy you have back there
11:10 PM - Dez: "I put a pegleg on a guy so this can't be too different."
11:10 PM - Doc: Doc looks out a window, sees large amounts of smoke in the distance, shakes her head and goes back to her work
11:10 PM - Doc: ~fin~
11:11 PM - Dez: wow whiskey is awful
11:11 PM - Surd: yeah but it's like $100 a bottle
11:11 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: so, you can build a little stimpak auto-inject using some parts from the truck, if you felt like it
11:12 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: but the stims will be less potent
11:12 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: because reason
11:12 PM - Surd: what are the advantages of auto-inject?
11:12 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: well, you don't need to stop and pop a stimpak
11:12 PM - Dez: no AP cost
11:12 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: but they only heal 1d10 instead of 1d10+10, so it's a big gamble
11:13 PM - Surd: maybe we can build one and then sell it to a hospital or something
11:13 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: you can also always just fill it with chems instead
11:13 PM - Surd: I like this idea
11:13 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: mine or yours :v
11:13 PM - Surd: yours
11:14 PM - Surd: by which i mean the chems
11:14 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: Chems are fun!
11:14 PM - Dez: dude
11:14 PM - Dez: you could totally be like bane or something
11:14 PM - Surd: I have 3 EN
11:14 PM - Dez: just pumping loads of psycho a buffout into you
11:14 PM - Surd: I'll puke in my gasmask and die
11:15 PM - Dez: just as long as you don't get fucked by the after effects and go negative
11:15 PM - Dez: you'll be fine
11:15 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: so basically
11:15 PM - Dez: just have enough drugs to sustain yourself /forever/
11:15 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: never stop taking chems
11:15 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: or you die
11:15 PM - Dez: yes
11:15 PM - Surd: It's just like Akira
11:15 PM - Dez: remind me of this character idea
11:16 PM - Dez: I totally gotta do this for cyberpunk or fallout (if we ever play fallout again after this)
11:16 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: I guess we should probably call it quits here because I need to get up even earlier tomorrow now that school's started again
11:16 PM - Dez: anything that gives me drug auto injectors
11:16 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: tomorrow is my art class, yaaay
11:16 PM - Dez: kk coolio
11:16 PM - Surd: Cool, what kind of art class?
11:16 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: but the class description said I'd have to draw nude models
11:16 PM - Flint: yeah s'all good
11:16 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: I don't want to draw dicks
11:16 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: oh also
11:16 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: 1600xp
11:17 PM - Flint: sweet
11:17 PM - Dez: draw dicks all the time
11:17 PM - Dez: and then when the nude models come
11:17 PM - Dez: draw a fruit bowl
11:17 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: if I wanted to draw you I'd ask for pics nerd
11:17 PM - Flint: I'll try to finalize levelling up later
11:17 PM - Dez: :C
11:17 PM - Moderate to Severely Unstable GM: ha
11:17 PM - Surd: If you're drawing the whole model, the dick will be so undetailed that it'll just be a cylinder really
11:18 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: Targets remaining: Laser Larry, Humvee Huey
11:19 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: r u red e
11:19 PM - Dez: no
11:19 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: good
11:19 PM - Dez: give me 1 week from today to prepare
11:19 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: k
11:19 PM - Surd: We've killed 16 people so far
11:19 PM - Surd: and three rats
11:19 PM - Surd: and crippled two
11:19 PM - Surd: and abandoned one
11:19 PM - Dez: and a lot more before you guys came
11:20 PM - Dez: like raider combat encounters ever 30 minutes because of shit outdoorsman rolls :V
11:20 PM - Dez: every*
11:20 PM - Surd: How many bats did you manage to kill?
11:20 PM - Dez: 1 maybe
11:20 PM - Dez: out of all the times
11:20 PM - Dez: we were closest to death then
11:20 PM - Dez: and so we ran
11:21 PM - Dez: the bat protects these streets 0_0
11:21 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: passing Outdoorsman rolls just means you see the trouble before it sees you
11:21 PM - Surd: Maybe I should be like Bane
11:21 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: failing doesn't mean instant encounter
11:21 PM - Dez: ewhatever
11:21 PM - Surd: Like, when we got Tim I passed that roll
11:22 PM - Surd: But they had fast car and money money so they caught us
11:22 PM - Dez: just pump yourself full of drugs to balance out all your shit stats
11:22 PM - Surd: I have no shit stats
11:22 PM - Dez: so you got like maxed stats p much all the time :V
11:22 PM - Dez: 3 END
11:22 PM - Surd: Well, okay that one
11:22 PM - Dez: shit stat m8
11:23 PM - Dez: don't you have 10 AGL and LCK>
11:23 PM - Dez: ?
11:23 PM - Surd: Yes
11:23 PM - Surd: 5,7,3,6,6,10,10
11:23 PM - Dez: obviously some of your other stats have to be shit
11:23 PM - Dez: what
11:23 PM - Surd: gifted
11:23 PM - Dez: oh
11:23 PM - Surd: human
11:24 PM - Surd: So I can take buffout to get my end to 5
11:24 PM - Surd: Mentats to get my PE to 9 and CH to 7 and IN to 9
11:25 PM - Surd: Drugs can't bring me over the racial maximum, right?
11:25 PM - Dez: nah don't think so
11:25 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: nope
11:25 PM - Dez: might be neat to be able to do that but with huge consequences
11:25 PM - Dez: but we'd just unbalance the game more :V
11:26 PM - Surd: I become a demigod
11:26 PM - Surd: and ascend
11:26 PM - Surd: and become unable to intervene in mortal matters
11:26 PM - Dez: this has happened in our fallout games so many times
11:26 PM - Dez: that it wouldn't even be suprising
11:27 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: hawaii man
11:27 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: we don't talk about hawaii
11:27 PM - Surd: If two different drugs have similar effects, do they stack?
11:27 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: yep
11:27 PM - Dez: also brick
11:27 PM - Dez: and sort of batman
11:27 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: in fact the same drug stacks in the original as I recall
11:27 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: SPECIAL boosts anyway
11:27 PM - Dez: and clasp with thunder/BORIS/EAGLE
11:27 PM - Surd: okay, so I take Jet, Turboject, and Turbocharge
11:28 PM - Surd: My .38 special costs 1 AP because of the turbocharge and fast shot
11:28 PM - Surd: I have 16 AP from the 10 AG
11:28 PM - Surd: and the +6 AP from the other drugs
11:28 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: get bonus ranged attacks perk while you're at it
11:28 PM - Surd: which one's that?
11:29 PM - Trooper-Guy1: Should I try to like..be optimizing to this degree? :V
11:29 PM - Dez: Surd is like the gunslinging demigod of Brick
11:29 PM - Surd: well, bonus rate of fire isn't until level 15
11:29 PM - Dez: troop you don't gotta optimize
11:29 PM - Surd: but I can do the drugs thing next week
11:29 PM - Dez: Surd seems to balance out by getting equally shitty and good rolls
11:30 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: well that depeneds on if you're willing to cope with the side effects
11:30 PM - Surd: I am not
11:30 PM - Surd: I won't actually do this
11:30 PM - Trooper-Guy1: He's going to go demigod and then crazier enemies will go for us and I'm going to be in the crossfire of post-apocalyptic rambo and his rivals
11:30 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: and if Surd is the drug-taking type
11:30 PM - Dez: I could probably deal with drugs the best because 9 END
11:30 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: he'll shoot his pistol and reload it faster than someone can burst fire 10 rounds
11:30 PM - Dez: but it'll be the same thing as schnitzel
11:31 PM - Dez: every other session I'll just OD and gotta pass 9 level END rolls or else I'll die :V
11:31 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: watch you 10 each roll
11:31 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: you'll get 1s for pedaling a bike but god help you in actual combat
11:31 PM - Dez: yep
11:32 PM - Surd: Okay, so with the Turbocharge, 10 AG, Jet and TurboJet, I can sprint 64 hexes in a round
11:32 PM - Surd: This is increased if I'm a dog with 15 AG
11:32 PM - Dez: I love how schnitzel died at the best time though
11:32 PM - Surd: and take Bonus move
11:32 PM - Dez: right at the end of the beginning arc
11:32 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: that is 64 meters, or over 192 feet
11:32 PM - Dez: oh
11:32 PM - Dez: my
11:32 PM - Dez: god
11:32 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: in about 20 seconds
11:32 PM - Dez: drug dog
11:33 PM - Dez: with all our dog additions and some cyberware stuff
11:33 PM - Dez: we should just make a dog character that's just juicing all the time
11:33 PM - Surd: with dog agility and two ranks of bonus move
11:33 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: actually, a turn in combat is supposed to be 10 seconds
11:33 PM - Surd: that's 100 meters in 20 second
11:33 PM - Surd: 10 seconds
11:33 PM - Surd: 10 m/s sprint
11:33 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: jesus
11:34 PM - Surd: you know that far side comic
11:34 PM - Surd: where this dog is dreaming
11:34 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUdr53XYdqU
11:34 PM - Surd: about chasing a car
11:34 PM - Surd: and finally catching it?
11:34 PM - Surd: this is that dog
11:34 PM - Dez: usain can do 19 seconds for the 200
11:35 PM - Dez: we need to break the world harder
11:35 PM - Surd: i'm giving her all she's got, captain
11:36 PM - Surd: okay so it's time to include the cyberware
11:38 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: cyberware is hardly ready for use man
11:38 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: we can't possibly take the risk
11:38 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: it's too great
11:38 PM - Dez: wait
11:38 PM - Dez: whats the max agility for the dog
11:38 PM - Surd: 15
11:38 PM - Surd: like i said
11:38 PM - Surd: 15+6
11:38 PM - Surd: +4 from bonus move
11:39 PM - Dez: shit I was hoping nightstalker had more
11:39 PM - Surd: sprinting cost is halved from turbojet
11:39 PM - Dez: you can take leadfoot as a dog
11:39 PM - Dez: I am convinced
11:39 PM - Dez: dog best race
11:40 PM - Surd: 100 hexes in a turn
11:40 PM - Dez: jesus christ
11:40 PM - Surd: if you count yourself as a vehicle
11:40 PM - Surd: then it's 125
11:40 PM - Surd: maybe if someone rides the dog?
11:41 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: how would that even work
11:41 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: how does leadfoot alter the dog's speed
11:41 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: you do not pilot a dog
11:42 PM - Dez: you could tho
11:42 PM - Dez: give the god enough END/STR
11:42 PM - Surd: no, the rider takes leadfoot
11:42 PM - Dez: might be able to support your weight
11:42 PM - Surd: or the dog could take strong back
11:42 PM - Dez: and if the dog has packrat n stuff
11:42 PM - Dez: yeah
11:42 PM - Surd: the dog will have to have minimum end and str to get to ag 15
11:43 PM - Surd: okay, how about a sled team of superfast dogs
11:43 PM - Dez: oh god :V
11:43 PM - Surd: this should have been in Operation Anchorage
11:43 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: rip
11:44 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: shit wrong chat
11:44 PM - Dez: wat
11:44 PM - Dez: nvm
11:45 PM - Surd: Oh wait hold on
11:45 PM - Surd: turbojet halves the cost of firing a gun
11:45 PM - Surd: Bonus Rate of Fire reduces the AP cost by one
11:45 PM - Surd: 0 AP to fire
11:45 PM - Dez: also did you look at the animal gear?
11:45 PM - Surd: no i haven't
11:45 PM - Dez: there is power armor that give +2 STR
11:46 PM - Dez: with shoulder guns too
11:46 PM - Surd: Dogs have crappy intelligence
11:47 PM - Surd: there's no way they'll hit anyhing
11:47 PM - Dez: you don't need intelligence to hit stuff :V
11:47 PM - Dez: you need perception
11:47 PM - Surd: well, to get the skill points you do
11:47 PM - Surd: the shoulder guns need small guns, right?
11:47 PM - Dez: dunno tbh
11:47 PM - Dez: its not like they have many points to spend stuff in
11:48 PM - Dez: if someone was going to powergame hard enough on this dog then they would focus just on melee and small guns :V
11:48 PM - Dez: o fuq
11:48 PM - Dez: there is a perk that can let you remove all restrictions
11:48 PM - Dez: /all/
11:49 PM - Dez: dogs can learn the mysteries of the fruit
11:49 PM - Surd: I forget what that one does
11:49 PM - Dez: fruit gives you added perception or agility or whatever
11:49 PM - Dez: its the only perk i could think of that dogs can't use
11:50 PM - Surd: The low racial maxima will also preclude some dogs from taking stuff
11:50 PM - Surd: Slayer, for example
11:51 PM - Dez: 1 to agility and 1 perception when eating fruit
11:51 PM - Dez: yeah but that perk removes all restrictions so it'd be fine
11:51 PM - Surd: nice
11:53 PM - Trooper-Guy1 left chat.
11:53 PM - Dez: anyway I'm off to bed then
11:53 PM - Doc: ok if anyone is doing the powergaming dog its me
11:53 PM - Dez: gm logged this?
11:53 PM - Dez: I would be a neat project
11:53 PM - Doc: i want to be the powergamer for once :c
11:53 PM - Dez: taking a max level dog and trying to make it as OP as possibl
11:53 PM - Surd: no, it wasn't logged
11:53 PM - Surd: so are we going for speed or for combat effectiveness or what?
11:54 PM - Dez: anything really
11:54 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: yeah it's logged
11:54 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: and I'm out too
11:54 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: gnight
11:54 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge left chat.
11:54 PM - Doc: i want to do this now
11:54 PM - Dez: how many actions the dog can do in 1 turn is probably the most useful
11:54 PM - Surd: Turbojet is a little ambiguous
11:54 PM - Doc: have the dog join brick in the relm of OP fallout PNP characters
11:54 PM - Dez: then we'll go for damage if possible
11:55 PM - Dez: yep
11:55 PM - Dez: What would we call it
11:55 PM - Doc: hhmmm
11:55 PM - Dez: goD?
11:55 PM - Surd: if it costs 1 AP, does taking turbojet make it cost 0.5?
11:55 PM - Doc: mortar
11:55 PM - Doc: godog
11:55 PM - Surd: Call it Courage
11:55 PM - Surd: godog is nice
11:55 PM - Doc: yeah
11:55 PM - Dez: I like Courage :V
11:55 PM - Dez: Courage the godog
11:55 PM - Doc: yes
11:55 PM - Doc: Courage the godog
11:56 PM - Doc: thats a god dog
11:56 PM - Doc: wait
11:56 PM - Doc: how do dogs take drugs
11:56 PM - Dez: I'll add the rest of this stuff to the log just so we can get this shit written in stone
11:56 PM - Dez: someone either injects them
11:56 PM - Dez: or the dog uses auto injector cyberware
11:56 PM - Doc: yeah
11:57 PM - Surd: I don't know all that much about animal testing
11:57 PM - Surd: but they give drugs to dogs somehow
11:57 PM - Dez: you just put it in their food or inject them
11:57 PM - Surd: I think somebody suggested adding a Beastmaster psyker race
11:57 PM - Dez: stick em in a room full of weed :V
11:57 PM - Dez: it ain't hard
11:57 PM - Dez: just get animal friend
11:57 PM - Surd: If that has any buffs we should remember to include it
11:57 PM - Doc: yeah, i wanted to add beastmaster
11:58 PM - Dez: nah
11:58 PM - Dez: just makes you friendly to animals
11:58 PM - Surd: Yeah I'm saying if the beastmaster race gets added
11:58 PM - Doc: i'm gonna look over the rulebook, see how broken we can make this
11:58 PM - Doc: omfg
11:58 PM - Dez: wat
11:58 PM - Doc: imagine if godog had animal friend
11:58 PM - Dez: and became godog of the dogs?
11:58 PM - Doc: so everywhere he goes he recruits other animals into the fight
11:59 PM - Surd: This was literally the plot of Van Buren
11:59 PM - Surd: okay not literally
11:59 PM - Dez: we could also give him the voice modulator
11:59 PM - Doc: pretty soon you have a pack of bats, moles, dogs lead by a killer cyberdog
11:59 PM - Dez: and try to powergame up his charisma
11:59 PM - Doc: and some people following him around
11:59 PM - Dez: so he can literally be so fucking cool
11:59 PM - Doc: we could all play as dogs
11:59 PM - Dez: that this dog
11:59 PM - Dez: would rule the world
11:59 PM - Surd: Get magnetic personality as his unrestricted perk
11:59 PM - Doc: so we wouldnt need a voice thing to talk
11:59 PM - Surd: or brown noser
Saturday, August 30, 2014
12:00 AM - Doc: huehue
12:00 AM - Doc: brown nose
12:00 AM - Doc: dog
12:00 AM - Dez: :V
12:00 AM - Dez: so we done here?
12:00 AM - Surd: but, like imagine if there was a whole dogfighting ring
12:00 AM - Surd: yes i am done
12:00 AM - Surd left chat.
12:00 AM - Dez: I don't want to leave and then lose potentially loggable stuff