Nicko was sitting behind his desk. He felt the tears well up in his eyes . After their last adventure, Nicko found out just exactly how cruel people could be. How nasty and inconsiderate real humans actually were. Nicko stared at a picture of a polar bear. A magnificent beast who would not hesitate to kill him but at least it would be quick. Not a overlong conspiracy of many years, just to be unleashed on him when he was at his weakest and darkest moment. When he needed his friends the most.

But there had been one tiny ray of light in this whole . Nicko remembered fondly the day he discovered it. It was a tuesday morning he rememberanced. The memories surfaced before his mind's eye and took the most wonderful shapes. Before Nicko well knew it, a single tear welled up in his eyes and trickled down his cheek.
Because even when all his 'friends' betrayed him, there was one consistant factor in his life: Mr I Suck A Dick A lot.

And Nicko knew that the rising aspirations between them could never become true, the feelings Nicko had for Mr I Suck A Dick A lot were the only thing in this world that still felt true to him. No lies, just that single, pure sense and feeling for Mr I Suck A Dick A lot.

Alas, Nicko thought to himself hopelessly. Why must they battle? Why must Nicko be destined to destroy Mr I Suck A Dick A lot? Can he ever tell Mr I Suck A Dick A lot how much Mr I Suck A Dick A lot means to Nicko?

If only he could. Then all his pain would be over. No more betrayal. No more suffering under the laughter from Pope (who told him she loved him, only to stab him right inti the heart at valentines day!). No, only Mr I Suck A Dick A lot and Nicko's true feelings for Her.

A/N Lol this has all been so depressive lol! My next bit will be less dark!

And they journeyed long and far too reach their destined encounter with fate which was foresaw by a soothsayer with the ability to predict the future that hasn't happened yet!!....
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"We must journey now to yonder to defeat thee the evil commander of evil and to defeat thee and return spread our magic to this realm of Sperm!"
"Yes, Letus the final battle commencement start!"
So they defeated Mr I Suck A Dick A lot and everyone was satisfied!

Mr I Suck A Dick A lot: what do you mean, it's not over yet?! I'm invincible!
Mille: No No, back into your coffin!
Mr I Suck A Dick A lot: Grrrr. You will never get me in my box. I am too large and too sexy!
Author: Ohh no, it looks like the characters still want a story!
Mille: of course we do! Or cake. I love cake!
Mr I Suck A Dick A lot: Well I'm gonna steal your cake!
Mille: Noooo! Whats going to be my dinner now!?
Mr I Suck A Dick A lot: mhuahahaha, life isn't worht living without caaaaaaaaake, so just die already will you?!
Mille: OK, Ur right, life isn't worth living without the awesomeness of cake. Farewell bitter world of cakelessness!
Curry: chotto mate-ah!
Mr I Suck A Dick A lot: huh ;^_^;
Pope: domo desu-ka @_@?
Mille: Caaaaaake, need cake. Like brains, but cake!
Curry: well, I want you, how about that?
Curry winked at Mille, but Mille wasn't into men .
But Pope was all hot 'n that, Mille thought. So Mille pecked Pope on her cheek and winked longingly at her.


Author: well, looks like they'll be busy for a little while. Cake?.
Mr I Suck A Dick A lot: Nooo the cake is a lie. Gimme it!

The end