How To Rape Little Boys.txt

Let's Rape Little Boys! Gaiden v.0.70

 Coded by M5K using RPGmaker2000
 Written by Writer_Guy and M5k
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 To play, go to the folder "Lords on 45",
and click on "LRLB.exe".
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Story: A young American Hikkikomori
named Jessica Ramirez is living (on
her parents' paycheck, of course) in
a college town about 50-60 miles away
from the state capitol.  Sometime
between puberty and now, she developed
a taste for delicious young boys.  She
tried to sate it through endless
masturbation,shotacon hentai, and finally,
by writing really terrible fanfiction.

BUT THE WORLD REFUSED TO CHANGE...
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Use the arrow keys to walk around,
z to select, and for some reason,
the rest of the bottom row of keys
to bring up the menu.  To switch
from fullscreen to windowed, press f4.
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Many thanks to my sister for playtesting
and not freaking out too much when I
gave her the game to play.  You've been
a huge help.  Also to not4chan and kochan
for having probably the best and longest
running straight shota forums on the tubes,
along with all your support.
Also, thanks to Coarse for all his
help with ideas, and for keeping me
motivated.  I'd probably still be
trying to write the park scenes without
your help.
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As for gameplay tips, the only thing I can
say is to read everything.  Mom didn't lie,
girls who read really are sexier.  Most
everything can be clicked for a description.
A lot of people can give you useful info, so
try to talk to all of them.
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Influences (if anyone cares) include:
The music of the Lords of Acid (Voodoo U)
Deus Ex (inclusion of reading material)
Grim Fandango (clickable stuff and cynicism)
Grand Theft Auto (Open endedness)
Super Columbine Massacre RPG (Evil RPG's)
My sad, sad, life ;_; (character design)
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None of the resources I used are mine.
Even if I had kept track of exactly who
made them, the authors probably wouldn't
want their names attached to this.
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Known bugs/unfinishedness:

I think I've fixed most of the font problems,
but there might still be some left.

If the font, however, looks really really
weird, like, unreadably weird, use the font
patch included with the game.  It should
fix all of those issues.

The "normal clothes" and "nun clothes"
thing starts acting really weird after
the first few times you change, so just
be aware of that.

The camera minigame isn't finished.  I've
got Library Boy and Church Boy's arcs for
that more or less good.  Cloud Boy and
Stripper Boy should be done for the
next version.

The sword of mohammed isn't done either.
I plan on adding at least the next level
for it for the next release, with it being
completely done by version .75.

There's going to be more stuff in the
college library, I just didn't want to
delay the release for any longer.


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Changes from 0.651:

Big changes for this version.  The first one
that you'll notice is that I've changed the
icon (hopefully it worked), and the splash
screen isn't just the generic one that
comes with rpgmaker2000.  Also, the shitty
looking font of the older versions is gone.
I finally got an imaging program that didn't
come packaged for free with microsoft.

The second thing you'll notice is that there's
a camera in the room now!  It's for a new mini
game where you can go around and take pictures
of the boys.  Then, the pictures go in an album
so that you can look at them later.

There's now a college library, so you don't
have to fuck library boy to get to abdul
(who hasn't really been updated much since the
last release,btw)

The "monster" pics are changed, but they're
gonna change again once I find/have made
something better.  Also, I tried to make
the battles a little more like real sex
instead of a battle.

There's other changes, but I can't think
of them right now.

Oh yeah, there's another minigame called
"the sword of mohammed".  It's at the
arcade and at your home computer.
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In b4 shitcan'tbeplayedinthefamilyroom fag