The Siege (LC11)

[18:45] <stanzicApparati> [>Cyma: Get up. You've still got a ways to physically recover, but that doesn't matter. Scott needs your help /now/.]
[18:46] <stanzicApparati> [You can either help, or you can let him die. There is no alternative option here.]
[18:47] <@Scott> [The first thing that people'll notice when the arrive on Scott's land is that the Forge is lit, lava pouring out of it. The air is much warmer and lakes now dot the surface. Where there were singular hedrons before are now massive crystal shaped formations.]
[18:47] <Vrumed> [Grind your teeth and check you have your weapons, your healing supplies. Touch your horns, and then head for the Gate.]
[18:49] <Desmond> [There is a flash of gears, and you along with two other selves walking over to get a situation check]
[18:49] <Desmond> [Two of you check weapons, the other waves to Cyma]
[18:50] <Aelf> [The nicest thing about the Forge is that it's /always/ a great, billowing thermal. Air rising. The great elevators of the sky. You're high up now, circling at points, trying to find him, but you can be a bit more dramatic if the situation calls for it.]
[18:50] <Aelf> [Such as now.]
[18:50] <Aelf> [You stow your hang-glider, swapping it out in an instant for a parachute from your sylladex.]
[18:50] <Aelf> ["CAVALRY, YOU SAID?"]
[18:51] <Vrumed> [Land might have changed, but not so much that your maps are now useless. That time poking around Scott's land has paid off, somewhat. You head for the Consort Capital.]
[18:52] <@Scott> [The hot and humid air is heavy as the Consort Capital rises up in front of you, built into and on a singular mountain it is clear what exactly Rigel and Cyma were talking about.]
[18:53] <@Scott> [Its a hive of activity, hundreds of smaller winged forms darting every which way. Some of them attacking the larger shapes of Rocs. Theres maybe a dozen or so of those, swooping down on the city when they're not fending off the dragon consorts. Its hard to tell with both the amount of fliers and the smoke rising from the city.]
[18:53] <@Scott> [On the ground theres almost twenty Giclopes. Only a few inside the city walls proper, and they seem to be stumbling around blind. The rest are caught behind the half buried Hedron walls. The rest are waiting to get in as a Collosus holds up with great strain one of the hedrons to allow access in to the massive swarm of underlings.]
[18:54] <@Scott> [Most of the underlings seem to be focusing on something or someone on the bottom level. Theres no way that anyone or any group could cut through the massive horde trying to get through the entrance at this point in the game. A cursory glance shows theres a second entrance thats not being used. A smaller hedron smashed in the wall. It wouldn't be that hard to enter through it.]
[18:56] <Aelf> [Fuck, you need a rangedkind. Whatever. You swap again for a jetpack - no finesse, and loud and noisy, but you're going to need that kind of maneuverability - and swing a noose for a lariat, hanging yourself from the neck of a roc.]
[18:57] <Desmond> [You tap Cyma's shoulder, handing her a note that says 'I'll try to slow down the ones still coming in' then dash off to the giant horde to attack at the horde]
[18:58] <Zeimah> [You wave to Desmond and focus on trying to cut down the horde trying to break in through the main entrance. Riflekind works nicely for this - it's got the range you need here. You'll thin things out a bit first, before charging in.]
[18:58] <Zeimah> [Desmond's note gets a sigh and you shove it into your 'dex after reading it, sending him a PM quickly.]
[18:58] <Desmond> [There is a large group of you throwing explosives around that area]
[18:58] <Zeimah> stanzicApparati PMs musicalDecay : (Try to avoid getting shot - I'm working on thinning out the horde with riflekind.)
[19:00] <@Scott> [Aelf would be able to see that Scott's the centre of attention for the underlings streaming through. Staff in hand as he fends them off.]
[19:00] <Vrumed> [You stop long enough outside the main cloud of Giclops to get your bearings, whipping out your scouter and attaching it securely to yourself.]
[19:00] <Desmond> musicalDecay PMs stanzixApparati : (Don't worry, most of these are Doomed clones. You won't hit real me QuQ)
[19:00] <Desmond> musicalDecay PMs stanzixApparati : (Good luck with Scott! I'll try to get that Collosus soon)
[19:00] <Vrumed> gordianStranger PMs "list: whole session" : ( Gonna try and get through to Scott. )
[19:01] <Zeimah> stanzicApparati PMs "list: whole session" : (Good plan, am working with Des to thin out the horde.)
[19:01] <Vrumed> [You stop long enough outside the main cloud of Giclops to get your bearings, and then throw yourself into the fray, Abraham's Silver swinging and chopping, more focused at getting yourself inside the capital than actually taking out too many of the monsters around you. Some still do scatter into grist, however, and soon you duck past and you're inside the city.]
[19:01] <Zeimah> stanzicApparati PMs "list: whole session" : (Be careful, Des is using splosives)
[19:01] <Aelf> [You land, /hard/, on a tiled roof and captchalogue the tiles, uncaptchaloguing them to send them raining down on a horde of imps as you rocket towards Scott. The roc you've been dragging around behind you is slammed into a wall ornament and explodes into a shower of grist.]
[19:02] <Nan> unknownEntity PMs "list:whole session" (Sorry I'm running late, I'll be right there. Starbucks for anyone?)
[19:02] <Desmond> [A explosive shoots into the air, and explodes into hundreds of tiny ones, showing down on the underlings]
[19:03] <@Scott> [You look up, distracted for a second by the rain of tiles. "Aelf?" You're clearly been at this for a while. Several partially bandaged woulds clear on your arms. Smoke, blood and dust caking your entire body. The distraction only last for a second before you go back to fending off the underlings.]
[19:04] * Desmond PMs "Nan" : (Over here please!)
[19:04] <Zeimah> stanzicApparati PMs "list: whole session" : (Yes, extra-large French vanilla cappachino for me plz.)
[19:04] <@Scott> [You notice another Giclopse entering the city, forcing yet another portal and throwing a knife through it. The Giclopse stumbles now blind.]
[19:04] <Aelf> [You smile dangerously. "Hey! Scott! Mind your head!" And a second later, the wire, with a shield tied to the end of it, whirls in a circle around him, knocking several of the most pressing Underlings away.]
[19:04] <Desmond> [A Desmond waves them over, trying to sip on lemonade through the mask but failing]
[19:04] <Nan> [Rainclone cavalry: Advance across the land. Time to wreck some shit. And get Timewolf that cappachino.]
[19:04] <Vrumed> [With a snarl, break through the thick of the underlings and only narrowly avoid crashing into Scott "Well hey, fucking fancy seeing you here," you practically bellow, axe burying itself deep into the neck of an approaching Lich.]
[19:05] <Desmond> [You run to where the Collosus is now]
[19:05] <Desmond> [A couple you's throw explosives at his leg]
[19:05] <Zeimah> [The Giclops comes under withering fire. Blind enemies are still a danger, after all. You can only help like this for so long, though - attacking from /range/ is not Page-like enough to work well here.]
[19:05] <Desmond> [Encore Encore!]
[19:06] <Desmond> [Mistakes Repeat Themselves]
[19:06] <@Scott> ["Vrumed, what?" You take the small reprieve to catch your breath, leaning heavily on your staff. You're suddenly lightheaded.]
[19:06] <Desmond> [It's legs get bombarded by repeating explosions]
[19:06] <Nan> [One of you drops off a cup next to timewolf, the rest running off towards Des to deal some damage]
[19:07] <Vrumed> ["Nice to see you too." Move forwards so you're blocking Scott from the main stream of underlings, tossing a plastic bottle of rosewater over your shoulder. You can give him maybe a minute of reprieve. "Drink up!"]
[19:08] * Desmond PMs "list: whole session" : (Blow the fucker to the ground!)
[19:08] <Aelf> ["I hope you didn't mind getting paratroopers when you asked for infantry?" And you're off again, skimming more tiles off the next nearest roof and rocketing up high enough to drop them on the rocs. God, you're going to have to get a specibus if you want to do this /efficiently/, but nobody else seems to be airborne.]
[19:08] <Aelf> lucidChthonia PMs "list: whole session" (Mind your heads. Falling roof tiles.)
[19:08] <Zeimah> [You leap down from the rooftop you were using as your sniper's nest, and start wading into battle, pulling out a sturdy floor fan with the safety cage removed. You'll clear some breathing room for your coplayers by force, since the underlings don't seem polite enough to know they've worn out their welcome.]
[19:09] <@Scott> ["What? I didn't ask for anyone." You fumble the catch, leaning stiffly down to pick up the bottle and drink it down. You're feeling better, but your pluck is still dangerously low. And you've been forcing cooldowns.]
[19:10] <Vrumed> ["And we're just-" Demolish a basilisk which throws itself at your throat. "-supposed to let you /kill/ yourself then?" Remeber the thing with the Space players and the pluck, and toss a bottled pluckshake over your shoulder.]
[19:10] <Nan> [You- or rather, all of you- pull out their respective weapons, ranging from bricks because somehow that became a Thing, various broken bottles, etc. while some attempt to kill things via [Neon Green Icecream]]
[19:10] <@Scott> [You look up at the Rocs swooping above the city, the dragons picking at them valiantly. You take a deep breath and place a portal right infront of the less crowded rocs, the other end right in front of the mountain. Watching as it collides and explodes into grist. Your head's pounding and you rub it.]
[19:12] <@Scott> [The collosi falls, and the hedron violently shoots back into its place on the wall. Cutting the horde in half and squishing quite a number of ogres in the process.]
[19:12] * Desmond PMs "List: whole session" : (Dibs!)
[19:12] <Vrumed> [Feel the ground shudder as the hedron crashes into place. Does this mean the underling stream will slow?]
[19:13] <Desmond> [You run forward and start to collect grist, the other you's picking up grist]
[19:13] <Desmond> ((*Fighting off the rest*))
[19:13] <Zeimah> ["What kind of coplayers would we be if we didn't help?" I'm A Big Fan is very good for using as a mace - and the blades are /vicious/ when spinning, especially since you alchemized some seal teeth in there when you made it.]
[19:13] <@Scott> [It slows slightly, but theres still a massive amount in the city. Ducking inbetween buildings and hiding in crags in the mountain.]
[19:14] <@Scott> ["I..." You stumble, catching yourself on the wall. Eyes closed, forehead knotted in pain.]
[19:14] <Aelf> ["FUCK YES!" You take the opportunity to deploy Net Gain - which counts just enough in your wirekind that you're surprised you could use it at all, you'd pinned it for netkind - and snagging another few rocs.]
[19:15] <Aelf> [The jetpack does not appreciate such maneuvers and stops working.]
[19:15] <Aelf> [Fuck.]
[19:15] <Vrumed> [You smash an imp down with your elbow- no strifekind, just pure force and anger, and glance over your shoulder at- "Yo Scott, not the time to fall asleep, boy." You duck back, taking another imp down on the way, and crowd over the Space player. "The fuck you done to youself?"]
[19:16] <Aelf> [You switch to your hang-glider, on reflex - and this time, the Underlings, noticing that you no longer have a backup (you tossed the jetpack at the rocs ensnared in Net Gain, knocking most of them unconscious and killing the nearer ones), begin slashing at the ripstop nylon.]
[19:16] * Desmond PMs "List: whole session" : (Yo! Nan! Your left! Flying football get the touchdown!)
[19:17] <@Scott> [You've pushed yourself too far. Forcing ability usage while they were still on cooldown, again and again. You had to save the consorts. "I...-I..." you collapse on the ground. Staff clattering on the stones.]
[19:17] <Aelf> [Fuck. Okay. Losing lift, the city's right under you, there are a bunch of pointy things around you could probably get caught on -]
[19:17] <Nan> unknownEntity PMs "list: whole session" (On it!)
[19:17] <Nan> [That is a lot of mobs. You wonder if they'd like to play brick polo with you. Of course, [Size Matters], so you might as well launch a giant brick at them, before hording toward the remnants]
[19:17] * Desmond PMs "List: whole session" : (Be the football Aelf! Be the fooootttttbbbbaaaaalllll)
[19:18] <Vrumed> [Crouch next to Scott and-]
[19:18] <Aelf> [You lose your balance, tumbling in the air. Fuck.]
[19:18] <Vrumed> [Blood Transfusion]
[19:18] <Aelf> [Well.]
[19:18] <Aelf> [The glider isn't going to be of use here. You fling it away from you and let the pieces rain down on the endless hordes below.]
[19:18] <Zeimah> [You see Scott collapse, and you start beating your way to him - I'm A Big Fan is /good/ for sending things flying in the other direction if you hit them just right. Or with enough force. Adrenaline is good for ensuring there's enough force.]
[19:19] <Vrumed> ["C'mon, stand up you fucker." You don't touch him, though, just turn and defend the little corner of wall against the underlings who won't just fuck off already.]
[19:19] <Aelf> [Parachute's going to meet the same end as your glider if you deploy it. You spread-eagle, holding your overskirt above your head, trying to get as much surface area as possible.]
[19:19] * Desmond PMs "List: whole session" : (5....4.....3.......2......54......23......6.4......65.......9643......1!)
[19:19] <Aelf> [To hell with modesty.]
[19:19] <Zeimah> [Underlings bounce off walls and each other as you force your way through, only stopping once you're standing between Scott and the horde, Vru at your side.]
[19:19] <@Scott> [The pulse flows into Scott, but nothing changes. The rosewater helped with the wounds, but thats not whats gotten him down.]
[19:20] <Desmond> [A large incineration bomb goes off]
[19:20] <Nan> [A sudden influx of Nan's flow around the spot they expect Aelf to touchdown]
[19:20] <Vrumed> [Glance back. Then at Timewolf. "What's /wrong/ with him?" You never pushed yourself as hard as that with Space- you've no idea what's even /happening/ to him.]
[19:20] <Desmond> [The 'Barbarossa combo pack' is quite the explosion]
[19:20] <Aelf> [There is a crunching noise.]
[19:21] <Zeimah> [You don't encourage Scott to get up - you just howl defiance at the horde. {"YOU WILL NOT TAKE HIM FRRRROM ME, YOU /BASTARRRRDS/! NOT TODAY! NOT /ANY/ DAY!"} Time to play golf with Underlings.]
[19:21] <Desmond> ["SCCCCOOOOOORRRRREEEEE!"]
[19:21] <Aelf> [And then Aelf, a huge mess of fabric that should be her parachute, her camping pad, and her sleeping bag are all on top of several copies of Nan.]
[19:22] <Aelf> [...]
[19:22] <Aelf> [That's your coplayer. You are in your underwear.]
[19:22] <Nan> [You declone, help Aelf up, give her a mock salute, before recloning and jumping back into the danger zone.]
[19:22] <Aelf> [And /then/ you start screaming.]
[19:23] <Desmond> [A pillow goes flying and baff's her in the face]
[19:23] <Vrumed> [Shove them back, and hide behind Timewolf's fury to crouch back again at Scott's side. Carefully touch his shoulder. Your voice isn't as harsh as before as you mutter, "No, y're not doing this, mate- the fuck I'm supposed to tell Kilika? What's /wrong/, what do I /do/?"]
[19:24] <Aelf> [Fuck. Okay. You claw the pillow away from you in a burst of feathers, leave the massive pile of fabric (and blood - but you don't want to think about that) where you landed, and wade through the fray, lashing out with wirekind.]
[19:24] <Aelf> [You /think/ you know where Scott and Vru are.]
[19:24] <Aelf> [You happen to be wrong, and backtrack once or twice on the way.]
[19:25] <@Scott> [You can't respond. Your eyes are open, but are staring useless at nothing.]
[19:25] <Aelf> lucidChthonia PMs "list: whole session" (Where the fuck am I.)
[19:25] <Aelf> [...wait, shit. You should be going /towards/ the zone of greatest Underling density, not away from it. That was obvious.]
[19:25] <Vrumed> gordianStranger PMs "list: whole session" : ( I don't know but you better get here RIGHT NOW, SOULFINGERS )
[19:26] <Aelf> lucidChthonia PMs "list: whole session" (What the fuck are you on about? I'm trying to find you guys!)
[19:26] * Desmond PMs "List: whole session" : (One second, hold on tight Aelf)
[19:26] <Zeimah> stanzicApparati PMs "list: whole session" : (Move towarrrrrds the sound of larrrrge angrrry trrroll. Scott isn't getting up.)
[19:26] <Aelf> [You wade in and lash at imps blindly.]
[19:26] * Desmond PMs "List: whole session" : (Actually don't, hold your arms up!)
[19:26] <Vrumed> [Check him over for wounds. Anything physical that could explain his stillness.]
[19:26] <Aelf> [You... hold you arms up?]
[19:27] <Desmond> [A Desmond moving at super fast speeds from TYFYVT grabs her and charges through the imps, dropping her off]
[19:27] <@Scott> [Theres scores of smaller wounds and a few largers ones. You're good at fighting, but you can't fight that many without taking hits. The rosewater helped clear some of the worst though.]
[19:27] <Desmond> ["WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"]
[19:28] <Zeimah> [You shriek defiance at the Underlings, continuing to beat away the Underlings as they try to get through you to Scott. That's not happening - you'll have to fall, first.]
[19:28] <Aelf> [You're lifted off your feet. This is /not/ the day of questing you were expecting, but what the fuck else could you do?]
[19:28] <Aelf> [Oh, yeah. You're also in your underwear.]
[19:29] <@Scott> [The numbers are steadily decreasing. And they're starting to shy away from the number of players in the area. Only the boldest are coming close now, preferring to wreck the city instead.]
[19:29] <Desmond> [You drop her off a hello kitty kilt]
[19:29] <Vrumed> [An imp breaks through and smashes into your back, and you barely avoid crashing onto Scott. Axe clatters to the ground. You shout in pain, falter, spin and stand, grabbing the imp with your bare hands, and hurl it back into the crowd. Then turn, planting your hands against the wall.]
[19:29] <Vrumed> [Ashes of Logorg]
[19:29] <Nan> [A horde of you shows up to try to hold a circle around everyone else.]
[19:29] <Aelf> [Admittedly, said 'underwear' is a very nice silk slip, that /nobody/ else would suspect is underwear, but...]
[19:30] <Aelf> ["Scott? Are you all right?" Breathing. Pulse.]
[19:30] <Vrumed> [A stone golem, thick and heavy, with curving, broken horns, rips itself free of the wall, and crushes down onto the underlings, helping Timewolf hold the mini-seige that's occurring around Scott.]
[19:30] <Aelf> [Wave a finger in front of his eyes to see if he's tracking movement. No? Light in the eyes contracts the pupils. His brain's working, at least.]
[19:31] <@Scott> [Shallow breathing and thready pulse. Your mouth is hanging open and your eyes are staring out into the void.]
[19:31] <Desmond> [Now that everyone is inside the city...]
[19:31] <Desmond> [Huge balls of fire are seen outside the city walls, along with a maniacal laughter]
[19:31] <Vrumed> [You crouch back alongside Aelf and Scott. "I got him on [Blood Transfusion], but it ain't /working/."]
[19:32] <Aelf> ["Then we need to figure out what /is/." Okay. His shiny. Try to ignore the fact that you're half naked.]
[19:32] <Desmond> [You can see a couple of them try to run inside the city walls, half melted by the flames]
[19:33] <Nan> [You use what little pluck you have on [Size Matters] to plonk down a couple giant bricks as impromptu walls.]
[19:33] <Vrumed> [You haven't even noticed what she's wearing. Good thing you two aren't dating, this could lead to some terrible arguments later on. You watch her and Scott, not wanting to move away from your- your clade.]
[19:33] <@Scott> [Your shiny is relatively healthy. No corruption damage or remnants of it. If Aelf is familar or can figure it out, its displaying the symptoms of someone in a coma.]
[19:34] <Aelf> [You reach inside Scott, trembling slightly, to withdraw the beautiful pink ball.]
[19:34] <Aelf> [And spin it to view his consciousness.]
[19:34] <Aelf> [It's not there.]
[19:34] <Aelf> [Well, okay. All the underpinnings and memories are fine. It's just not /running/.]
[19:34] <Aelf> [Fuck. What do you do here.]
[19:34] <Zeimah> [You pay no attention to what Desmond might be doing - you're working on pure muscle, since you don't have many abilities to use. You're not noticing what Aelf might be wearing - keeping the Underlings the fuck away from Scott is more important.]
[19:35] <Nan> unknownEntity PMs "Desmond" (Want some company?)
[19:35] <Vrumed> [The Golem continues assisting alongside Timewolf, crushing and stomping and smashing.]
[19:35] * Desmond PMs "List: whole session" : (Yes please~)
[19:36] * Desmond PMs "Nan" : (Be careful of the fire QuQ)
[19:37] <Nan> unknownEntity PMs "Desmond" (Oh, don't worry! Bricks don't burn.)
[19:37] <lucidChthonia> [You frown at the Shiny and log onto the memo.]
[19:37] <@Scott> [The dragon consorts have taken care of the rocs and are now assisting with cleaning up the remnants of the underlings inside the city. Swooping down, picking them up and dropping them from height.]
[19:38] <Desmond> [A couple Desmond's hang around the group, handing out healing items to those who can take them]
[19:38] <lucidChthonia> ["Vru. Get on the memo and explain what happened."]
[19:38] <lucidChthonia> ["Ross is there."]
[19:38] <Zeimah> [You bounce an imp off of the Golem and howl defiance again. Maybe, just maybe, if you're intimidating enough, you can buy some breathing room.]
[19:38] <Nan> [You run out to help Desmond-not that he probably really /needs/ help, but you don't care. [Hardchorale] will make everything more fun for you two. You idly wonder as you smash through things if you should UU with Des next.]
[19:39] <gordianStranger> [Tap at your scouter and keep watch, leaning against the wall, trying to ignore your aching back.]
[19:39] <Desmond> [You start to laugh, you need a new one anyways, so it could be fun!]
[19:40] <Desmond> [She'll also notice that although your attacks with explosives seem near suicidal in how you go about it, you narrowly avoid getting hit most times]
[19:40] <Desmond> [Doesn't mean your mask doesn't have a huge chunk of metal stuck in it]
[19:42] <Nan> [You are doing your best to embody rain, throwing rainbow goop everywhere, occasionally making sure Des hasn't blown himself up /entirely/ yet.]
[19:43] <Nan> unknownEntity PMs "list: entire session" (How's nucleargrouch?)
[19:44] <gordianStranger> gordianStranger PMs "list: whole session" : ( Still outta action. We got Pipes advising. )
[19:45] <Nan> unknownEntity PMs "list: entire session" (:[)
06[19:45] * gordianStranger PMs "list: whole session" : ( What's it looking like out there? Seige bein' dealt with? )
[19:46] <gordianStranger> [Yeah, you're not really inclined to move away from Scott right now.]
[19:46] <Nan> unknownEntity PMs "list: entire session" (They are very bad at brick polo)
[19:46] <Zeimah> [The Golem is helpful, but I'm A Big Fan is starting to look battered and you've taken enough hits that you're starting to bleed when you get hit.]
[19:46] <@Scott> [It's winding down. Most of the underling are starting to run. Theres no more big guys to rally behind.]
[19:46] <Zeimah> [Getting away from Scott would require getting past you - and you're reacting rather /badly/ to moving things, right now.]
[19:47] <gordianStranger> [Take a deep breath, and aim [Blood Transfusion] at Timewolf. You can afford it, as long as you don't throw yourself back into the fray with both buffs and the Golem running.]
[19:48] <@Scott> [Theres small blasts of aspect power as the Secret Archaeologist helps with clearing out the last of the underlings.]
[19:49] <Desmond> [You're left giggling and collecting the grist for everyone, they'll find that you're transferring most of it to them. So they'll all have a decent catch]
[19:51] <Zeimah> [You could care less about the grist - you're focused on making sure that /nothing/ gets through to hurt Scott.]
[19:53] <Nan> [Your clones are combing the buildings for any underlings stupid enough to hide rather than run.]
[19:53] <Desmond> [You jump by the others, then look at Aelf]
[19:53] * Desmond PMs "List: whole session" : (Hey Aelf, want a bit of extra time to work on that?)
[19:55] * lucidChthonia PMs "list: whole session" (Actually, we should move him.)
[19:55] * lucidChthonia PMs "list: whole session" (From what I'm seeing, this could... take a while.)
[19:55] <Nan> unknownEntity PMs "list: entire session" (Follow the yellow brick road, then)
[19:55] * Desmond PMs "List: whole session" : (Got it)
[19:56] <lucidChthonia> [Fine. Okay. Tent sticks and - oh, hell, you don't have a blanket. "
[19:56] <lucidChthonia> ["Anyone got a blanket? We need to get Scott out of here."]
[19:56] <Nan> [Giant bricks rain from the sky, smashing a path into the ground for exiting, while your clones stand on either side]
[19:56] <Zeimah> [It takes you a bit to actually notice the question. "I do. I've got /lots/ of blankets."]
[19:56] <gordianStranger> ["How's this?" Uncaptchalog a couch. The Golem comes over, ready to pick it up once Scott's on it.]
[19:57] <lucidChthonia> ["...that works, if we can get it under him."]
[19:57] <gordianStranger> ["He ain't got a broken back, I can just pick him up, yeah?" Move to do so.]
[19:57] <lucidChthonia> ["Sure."]
[19:57] <Zeimah> [You look around to make sure that there aren't any more Underlings about to swarm on Scott, "I can help."]
[19:58] <gordianStranger> ["Get his shoulders then." You grab his legs, and wait for her to help move him onto the couch.]
[19:58] <lucidChthonia> [You move to help, after a bit longer of a moment than necessary in which you gaze again at the shiny in your hand and then dismiss it to fwip back into Scott.]
[19:58] <@Scott> [It's quiet now. The dragons are swooping around, but they're not picking many up.]
[19:59] <Desmond> [You walk with them making a constant "Weeee oooohhhhhh weeee ohhhhh!" sound]
[19:59] <Desmond> [You are the best ambulance noise maker it is you]
[19:59] <Aelf> [You slap Desmond.]
[19:59] <Zeimah> [I'm A Big Fan goes back into your specibus and you lean to grab Scott's shoulders and move him to the couch.]
[19:59] <Desmond> [You are slapped]
[20:00] <Nan> [You are Nan!]
[20:00] <Desmond> [Fine then, you are content to just wear the 'Ambulance Light Hat"]
[20:00] <gordianStranger> [The Golem bends and lifts the couch up onto its shoulder, tilted so that Scott won't fall off it. Take off with steady paces along the yellow brick road.]
[20:01] <gordianStranger> [You follow along, resting a hand on its side, feeling the Pulse run between the two of you. Uncaptchalog and sip at a pluckshake.]
[20:01] <Zeimah> [You're scrambling to climb up the Golem, perching on its other shoulder and pulling out the Big Game Hunter to play overwatch. Your job isn't done yet.]
[20:03] <Aelf> [You've used very little of your pluck, but considering you were traveling at a good thirty miles per hour while falling from the sky, you're surprised you haven't broken anything major.]
[20:05] <Aelf> [You're going to need to pick the rocks out of the road rash on the side of your face, too, at some point. But it's not like that's life-threatening.]
[20:05] <Desmond> [You take off your mask, checking to see how damaged it it]
[20:05] <gordianStranger> ["Anyone who's dyin', grab a lifeshake, rosewater, I don't care- I can't buff anymore'n Timewolf and Scott," you call out. You're exhausted, more by the tangible drain of the buffs than from the exertion of the battle. But you're hiding it well enough.]
[20:06] <Desmond> [The piece of metal went through enough to stab an eye, you pluck it off. Then you breath on it and rub at it on your shirt, plopping the false eye back in before shoving the mask back on]
[20:07] <Aelf> [You look at the false eye with some surprise. He was at least half blind?]
[20:08] <Desmond> [You didn't really feel like shouting out to the session that you lost an eye, although you are working on a lazer one]
[20:08] <gordianStranger> ["Some dude on the memo says thanks!" you shout back, oblivious to eye replacement shenanigans.]
[20:09] <Aelf> [Sigh. "Hey, if anyone needs a lifeshake, I'm not dead enough to need any of my stash yet?"]
[20:09] <stanzicApparati> [You pull a lifeshake and sip at it, keeping an eye on the terrain the Golem is walking over - you're still playing overwatch, after all.]
[20:10] <Nan> unknownEntity PMs "list: entire session" (...where exactly are we going, by the way?)
[20:10] <stanzicApparati> ["/Rigel/ says thanks," you clarify.]
[20:11] * gordianStranger PMs "list: entire session" : ( I got no idea, you're the one who laid the road out )
[20:11] <Nan> unknownEntity PMs "list: entire session" (So I did. Onward to Oz, then.)
06[20:12] * stanzicApparati PMs "list: entire session" : (Scott's Spire work? It's nicely defensible.)
06[20:12] * Aelf PMs "list: whole session" (That works.)
06[20:12] * Desmond PMs "List: whole session" : (I think I'll head off myself? I can't help much)
06[20:12] * Desmond PMs "List: whole session" : (Unless you need me for something)
03[20:12] * Cobb ([email protected]) has left #Siege
06[20:12] * Desmond PMs "List: whole session" : (I can make him a "get better" cake!)
06[20:12] * gordianStranger PMs "list: entire session" : ( I think we're good? Take care, dude. )
06[20:13] * Aelf PMs "list: whole session" (No, no, make a "get better" cake.)
06[20:13] * Aelf PMs "list: whole session" (We're looking at a timeline of /weeks/ here.)
06[20:13] * gordianStranger PMs "list: entire session" : ( Oh yeah, cake is good. )
06[20:13] * Aelf PMs "list: whole session" (This may be a problem.)
[20:14] <Nan> unknownEntity PMs "list: entire session" (?)
06[20:14] * gordianStranger PMs "list: entire session" : ( Can we save this for when we're all healed and sitting and have some alcohol around? )
06[20:14] * Aelf PMs "list: whole session" (...Yes, ma'am.)
06[20:15] * Desmond PMs "List: whole session" : (I'll do that, bye!)
[20:15] <Desmond> [You time jump out, not before hugging Nan though]
[20:15] <gordianStranger> [Snort. Lean against the Golem's side. It shifts to continue its march towards Scott's Spire.]
[20:15] <Desmond> [Things to do, timelines to have fun with]
[20:15] <Nan> [Aw yes, hugs]
[20:16] <stanzicApparati> [You finish your lifeshake and check your health vial before pulling out a second one and starting to drink that too.]
[20:16] <Aelf> [You sigh and plod on, still looking through the relevant FAQs and blog posts.]
[20:18] <@Scott> [You're laying there, completely useless and senseless to the world.]
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