You are Havel the Rock Act I

>You are Havel the Rock
>and you love your Job
>just stay in your nice little home and kill people who come into your home.
>they never learn how to dodge
>you see another man try to enter your home.
>he is wearing Giants armor and a weird mask that makes him look silly
>silly man is also wielding a Zweihander.
>he must think he can hit me and not need to dodge
>this will be quick.

>you are Havel the Rock, and you just died in your home
>silly man wasn't so silly
>he was so fast, and yet was so heavy
>oh well, you will come back in your home soon enough...
>wait a minute, I should have been back in my home by now
>Why am I not there?
>Where am I?
>Why am I outside?
>How is the sky so blue?
>Why are the colors so bright on everything?
>What is this Pink thing next to me and why can't it shut up?

>You are Havel the Rock
>and your ears are bleeding from the noises this pink thing is making
>you want to make it stop, but you lack the concentration to make a move like that.
>it just keeps talking.
>"So what's your name?"
>finally, something you understood.
"I will not tell you my name, pink one. Not until you tell me where I am."
>"oh, that's easy, you're on the outskirts of Ponyville, the coziest place in all of Equestria"
>cozy
>u fukin wot m8?
>this is not cozy, this is too bright and too big
>for you, anyway
>you already miss your home.
>and your job
"At least I know the name of my location, so I will now uphold my end of the bargain. I am Havel the Rock, Bishop of the Way of White and servant of lord Gw-"
>"Hi Havy, I'm Pinkie Pie, nice to meet you. You're not really a rock, are you? I mean, you're wearing rock clothing, but you're not really a rock under there, right? That would be so stra-"
>oh no, its talking without any sign of stopping again.
>and your ears were just starting to feel better
>you want to go home and kill silly man
>not hear a Pink object talk you to death.
>you suddenly get a good idea.
>why not break the Pink one with your Dragon Tooth?
>that will get it to stop
>time to do part of your job
"Enough of this."
>you ready your Dragon tooth, meanwhile, the pink one doesn't seem to notice and just keeps talking about wearing candy as armor or something like that.
>You swing it down with all your might, the ground shaking as it crashes down upon your "foe"
>you love your job
>as you pick up your weapon, you do not see the remains of the pink one.
>"ooh, what's that you're carrying around? Why did you try and hit me with it? Are we playing a game, Havy? Am I going to be cut off aga-"
>this is going to be a long day, isn't it?

>You are Havel The Rock
>and your worst fears have come into fruition.
>someone has learned how to dodge your attacks
>you suddenly don't miss your job
>you've been trying to hit the Pink one for 4 hours
>no success so far
>you miss your home
>"Hey Havy, is the game over yet? I'm getting kinda hungry."
>The Pink one still thinks this is just a game
>What kind of dark soul would think this is a game?
>That's it, you give up. You can't hit her and you are too tired to carry on.
"I cannot defeat you. I admit defeat."
>"yaaaaay, I won! I don't know how I won, but I still won! And as the winner of this game, I order you to come with me back to Sugarcube Corner so we can have a victory meal!"
>you ponder that for a moment
>you never agreed to anything like this
>but if it is a place to eat, then it might also be a good place to rest.
>it will also give you another chance to finish your job against...
>wait, you never got this creature's name
"I will agree to your proposition, but may I get your name before we depart?"
>"what do you mean, I've already said my name 10 times, and one of those times was actually mentioned in the last post."
>wot
>you try to remember, but all you can think of was constant noise and an urge to do your job.
>"It's Pinkie Pie."
"Thank you. Now, shall we be on our way?"
>"you bet, Havy."
>and then you went on your way
>but that name she keeps calling you...
"Don't call me that, just Havel."
>"oh, ok Havel. So why do you wear that kind of clothing? I mean, I've worn rock wear in the past, but only for fun. Its really heavy so why not wear something lighter? I hope I don't get cut off, but I know someone who does this all the time, she's my si-."
>it never ends
>you just wish you were with someone who was quiet and didn't speak much
>and wasn't so colorful
>like those people who tried to enter your home.
>you miss your cozy home.

>as you are walking, you take a really good look at Pinkie Pie.
>She looks like a horse, but she is so small.
>wait, she said this place was called Ponyville.
>Pony
>things are starting to make a little more sense
>I don't think we're in Lordran anymore
>you miss your home still
>you both finally reach the town, the place looks surprisingly barren for a town.
>no one is outside at all.
"Pink one, where are all the townsfolk?"
>"I don't know, they're usually out and about doing all sorts of things, but they hide when they see something new and/or threatening to the town. What do you think, Havy?"
"HAVEL"
>"Hagrid?"
>insufferable pain
"Well, to answer your question, they are no doubt frightened of me. I am quite intimidating in the armor, and I must be a big guy, for them."
>"oh well, they'll come back out when they see you're a nice po-... ah, nice guy, who only likes to play games with his big stick."
>stick
>oh no she didn't
>you would lecture her about how you ripped a tooth from a mighty dragon to forge this weapon.
>but you are too tired and you just want to rest...
>in your home
>"ok Havy, we're here!"
>you look at your destination...
>to see a house made up of many different sweets
>seems we found out who stole your sweet rolls
>oh well, a place to rest is better than nothing.
>you are about to walk in when you hear a voice behind you.
>"oh, hi Pinkie, where were you the whole day...and... WHAT IS THAT THING!?"
>you turn around to see another pony, but this one was purple.
>she was around the same height as the pink one, but with wings and.. a horn.
>must be a type of weapon
>"oh, hi Twilight, I was playing around with my friend Havy over here-"
"HAVEL"
>"Harry, right. After we were done, we decided to get some grub.
>the purple seems to lighten up
>"Well, if you can tolerate Pinkie, then you must be nice. Hello Havel, my name is Twilight Sparkle, new princess of Ponyville and the Element of Magic."
>The Element of Magic
>Magic
>MAGIC

>You are Havel the Rock
>AND YOU BRING AN END TO MAGIC
"purple one, come closer, I wish to greet you up close."
>the purple one comes closer as the pink one goes inside, no doubt eating up a storm.
>"Alright Havel, now, tell me who you are in detail."
"Vile Magician!"
>you swing down your dragon tooth with all of your might!
>only to hear a familiar sound of magic.
>you see the purple one to the left of you, no doubt using her filthy magic to teleport.
>"What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
"You are the embodiment of Magic in this realm. That makes you my enemy."
>you take out your chime, casting a magic barrier over you.
"I will show you no mercy, now get ready!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbEAdPIEiVY [Embed]
>you dash at the purple one without fear. Her magic will not matter to you, only her death.
>you feel her magic trying to hold you back, most likely through telekinesis.
>your magic barrier is doing it's job well.
>"my magic! Its not working!"
>With untold strength, you continue to swing at her, this time she's dodging.
>all the while, she is firing magic bolts at you.
>it feels as though she's hitting you with pins.
>how cute
>you decide to go for a different approach with your attacks.
>instead of swinging vertically, you swing horizontally, hitting her legs and causing her to fall.
>You've been waiting for this!
>while she is down, you ready your weapon and slash downward with the power of Lord Gwyn himself!
>as your attack is about to strike her, she conjures up a barrier in an attempt to block your downward strike.
>your offense strikes her defense, shattering her barrier, but causing a small magical explosion, throwing you and the purple one back.
>as you recover, you notice the purple one using her wings, taking flight as her horn starts to glow with immense magical power.
>"I won't allow you to hurt me or anyone else!"
>who said you would hurt anyone else?
>in response to her power, you pull out your chime again.
"Great Magic Barrier!."

>You are Havel the Rock
>and you're not playing games against these dark souls anymore.
>Filthy magicians
"Its time to end this"
>You slowly walk towards the Purple one, no fucks are given anymore.
>She starts to charge up an attack, although it matters not.
>you take out your shield, now knowing it's true purpose in this fight.
>The Purple one fires a beam of magic, easily big enough to engulf you.
>you put your shield up against the attack.
>as the beam connects, you do not feel and pain or force from the attack
>Great Magic Barrier too strong, please nerf
>"What? How are you still going?! Did that even phase you at all?!
"Your magic can no longer hurt me. I suggest you give up now to spare us from a one sided battle.
>As always, mages never listen to my words of wisdom.
>you continue to slowly walk towards her
>instead of surrendering, she continues to fire magic attack after magic attack.
>it tickles
>you remembered why you love your job now
>you get to kill mages.
>after an onslaught of attacks, you see she is growing tired.
>she is still flying, however.
>you know exactly what to do.
>instead of using your chime to conjure up lightning, you decide to two-hand your shield and throw it at her.
>she obviously didn't see it coming as it made a direct blow with her face.
>as she fell, you started sprinting towards where she would land
>the second the purple one hit the ground, you immediately grabbed her horn,
>it was obviously her catalyst.
>"w-why are you doing this?"
"All magic users follow the same path and have the same fate. They all go along the path of darkness, overpowering anyone in their way and, eventually, lose their sanity in the process. I bring an end to magic users before they hit that point."
>you ready your Dragon Tooth, knowing full well this attack will kill the purple one.
"Goodbye, filthy magician"

>As you swing down your mighty weapon, it is suddenly smacked right out of your hand by a multicolored blur
>wot
>you turn around with the purple one's horn still in your hand.
>you see the rainbow colored blur coming right at you
>you quickly pick up your shield that landed right next to you
>as the blur is about to hit you, it connects with your shield instead, causing the strike to not effect you in the slightest.
>"what the?"
>you see that the rainbow blur was just another pony, but light-blue colored and with rainbow hair. She also had wings, but no horn
>seems she cannot use magic then.
"you cannot knock me down so easily."
>you let go of your shield and grab the light-blue one by her tail, dangling her on front of you.
"Are you trying to defend this magician?"
>The light-blue one starts to thrash about.
>"yeah, you big bully! Twilight is my friend and I won't let you hurt her!
>someone who became friends with a magic user.
>she should not be punished, but she did try to kill me.
>you smack the light-blue one onto the ground.
"I will not kill you for befriending a magician, but you will get your punishment for attempting to end my life soon enough."
>even though you slammed the light-blue one hard, she still speaks
>"Twilight hasn't done anything wrong! All she  does is protect us from creeps like you."
>a magician protecting others.
>you do not believe that statement
"You try to prevent me from killing a magician, attack me, then propose that she is not evil, and is, in fact, a protector of this town? I am not that stupid, nor would I trust the word of someone who tried to kill me."
>you pick up the purple one and the light-blue one.
"unless someone else can defend either of you, I will kill the magician now, and you, light-blue one, will learn to respect those who are stronger than you.
>as you ponder how you will kill either of them without letting one of them out of your grasp, you feel someone tapping against your armor behind you.
"what now?!"

>You are Havel the Rock
>and you turned around to see a cute yellow pony looking at you.
>she immediately cowers in fear, however.
"Who are you and why are you interrupting me as well."
>she seems to be talking, but you do not hear her voice
>it seems she is too scared to speak.
>you decide to try and get her to speak so you can return to the reckoning of the magician.
"If you are afraid of me, then you should know that I will not harm you. So long as you do not use magic, or try to injure me by any means, I will not attack you."
>you forgot to add the part about people entering your home, but you do not think that really matters right now.
>you miss your home
>The Yellow one looks less fearful now, actually looking at me now while she talks.
>"I'm sorry, but those are my friends you are holding, and I would appreciate it if you let them go." *Squee*
>damn, that's cute.
>the Yellow one seems to be friendlier than these two.
>maybe...
"Yellow one, the light-blue one said that this magician is the protector of this town. Is this true?"
>"Oh yes, Princess Twilight has been guarding us from all kinds of monsters for a long time now. Now, if you could just-"
>hold the phone
>Princess?
>wait, the purple one said this when you..
>aww shit nigger, you almost killed a princess.
>but this is not Lordran, and she is still a wielder of Magic.
"you did not attack me, so there is a possibility you are telling the truth. However..."
>you throw the light-blue one away and quickly take out your chime.
"Just to be safe, I will not allow the purple one to use anymore magic."
>You ready up your Great Magic Barrier, but you change the spell a bit before casting.
>you point your chime directly at the purple one's horn.
>After a freaky light show, you see that her horn now has a white fog around it.
"There, now her magic will be detained within her catalyst."
>you throw the purple one at the yellow one.
"There, we've both gotten what we wished. To and extent, anyway."

>You are Havel the Rock
>and you are saddened by the yellow one's sadness
>but you have purged magic from this town...
>kinda
>The purple one lays there beaten and without her filthy magic
>The light-blue one just knocked herself out after she got back up and rammed her head into my armor.
>she can cheese other knights, but she can't cheese the wall.
>The Yellow one somehow spawned what looks like a medical kit from out of nowhere.
>no magic
>seems fine to you
>and the pink was was never heard from again...
>until she walked outside with a bulge around her stomach
>"wow, I was huuuungry after our little game, Havy."
"HAVEL"
>"Harold, alri- WOWZERS, WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!"
>she only just noticed the "battle" that went on out here
"I was busy tending to a filthy magician. I did not know your town had any magic users."
>"but, Twilight wou-"
"Save it. The others already told me she was not evil, but I will not take any chances, so I suppressed her magical abilities."
>"why would y-"
"I have my reasons, just be lucky I did not kill her like I do to all other mages."
>"can you stop cu-"
"No"
>she then finally stopped talking.
>you feel as though that was your greatest achievement right now.
>as you look at all the other ponies, you decide that your work here is done.
>you are tired, and now you want to rest.
"Pinkie Pie, I will now go into this house of yours and rest. Please show me to a room."
>wordlessly, she motioned for you to follow her.
>as you walked in, you noticed that this is a bakery
>you see two ponies across the counter from you.
>they cower in fear of your big stature.
>"my room is up these stairs, you can sleep there, if you w-"
"That's nice, thank you."
>you walked with her upstairs and into her room.
>her room was pretty plain, but it did not matter to you.
>you immediately went to her bed and started to lay down.
>the bed was somehow able to hold your weight, even with your armor on.
>you cast Great Magic Barrier and go the fuck to sleep.

>You are Havel the Rock
>and it just occurred to you that you will open up every post the exact same way
>...where did that thought come from?
>oh yeah, you just woke up, you're still drowsy.
>at least you are in your home
>you like your home...
>wait, your home is a little... colorful
"Where am I?"
>oh yeah, you're in Ponyville
>with those annoying ponies
>and the purple one.
>the Element of MAGIC
>you miss your home again
>oh well, time to get up
>as you get out of bed, you smell something
>a certain smell
>a smelly smell that smells... smelly
>your eyes widen through your armor
"...sweets"
>you smash the floor with your dragon tooth, allowing you to go to the first floor faster.
>you see the two ponies you briefly saw earlier
"you two, are you making sweets?"
>the two ponies are obviously scared, but the blue one answers.
>"w-why yes, we just made a batch of muffins. Would you like some?"
"YES"
>they hand... or hoof... you a plate full of hot, fresh muffins,
>you take off your helmet.
>you reveal your glorious, non-hollowed face to the masses...
>non-hollowed...
>WOT
>HUH
>WHO
>HOW
"mirror..."
>the tall one speaks up now
>"pardon?"
"I NEED A MIRROR"
>he points his hoof towards a wall
>"t-there's one in the bathroom!"
>YOU CAN CHEESE THIS WALL
>you burst through the wall, entering the bathroom in the process.
>you gaze at yourself in the mirror.
>you look like pic related (http://i.imgur.com/BqZCdJ3.jpg)
>greying hair
>big chin
>brown eyes
>you look like yourself before you started to...
>hollow
"Why do I look alive again..."

>You are Havel the Rock
>AND YOU FEEL ALIIIIIIIIVE!
>wait, you must shield your glorious face from any dangers!
>like those who wield MAGIC.
>you run back through the wall you cheesed
>you pick up your helmet
>"uh... sir?"
"hmm?"
>you look back at the two ponies.
>the blue one looks terrified, but seems to still have the will to speak.
>"w-why are s-still making holes in our w-walls?"
>oh shit, you forgot about that
"Oh, my apologies. I was a bit surprised about something..."
>you rub your non-hollowed face
>the possibility of not being hollow is just to much for you.
>you don't care how, but this place might have cured you of the Undead Curse
>you must right any wrongs that you have committed since you've arrived...
>except for the MAGIC user
"I apologize for breaking parts of your home. If possible, I would like to repay you for any damages I've done."
>the two ponies just stare at you, then each other, then back to you, then themselves, BACK TO ME, I am eating their muffins.
>"that would be very thoughtful, but how would you get the money to help pay for the repairs?"
>ok, you didn't think this through.
>you finish the muffins on your plate and put your helmet back on
>as you get lost in thought of how to get money, someone bursts through the front door.
>its the ponies from yesterday, all with some necklaces...
>and some new ponies
>an orange one with a hat and a white one with...
>a horn...
>MAGIC

>You are Havel the Rock
>and you are conflicted with suppressing the MAGIC white one or letting bygones be bygones, considering how not-hollowed you are
>"so, you've woken up and you're already destroying the Cake's house?!"
>the purple one is not pleased.
>at least you know the names of the two baking ponies now
>the white MAGIC one seems ready to speak now.
>"oh my, you were right, Twilight, he is big! And that armor, oh my, who designed such an awful dress?!"
>dress
>u wot m8
>stay calm, Havel, no need to get angry at the MAGIC user
"I'm sorry about earlier, I was not exactly in a good state of mind."
>you're lying
>you continue to stare at the white one's horn
>magic
"However, I wish to make amends for whatever crimes I have committed."
>Magic
"And I would like to start by helping the...Cakes... get money to help pay for any damages I have caused to their home."
>MAGIC
>"oh no, you're not causing anymore havoc. Girls? Get ready!"
>you see their necklaces start to glow with MAGIC as they all start to levitate.
>this is too much magic for to stay calm right now
>as they start to levitate, you see MAGIC start to form around the purple one...
>you take out your chime...
>only for the magic to dissipate.
>all the magic then goes back to their necklaces and they all fall on their asses.
>"what?! The elements aren't working!"
>the purple one seems to have forgotten about the magic suppressor I put on her horn.
"Did you forget about my magic suppressor already?"
>"YOU"
>the purple one and the white one march right up to you with anger in their eyes.
>MAGIC
>"take your magic suppressing thing off of my horn!"
>the white one seems to use her MAGIC to pull your down to her level and stare at your face.
>"How DARE you mess with a unicorn's horn!
>Of all the dastardly things you could do, why take away what makes us unique?!"
>MAGIC is touching you
>AWW HELL NAW, TO HELL WITH THIS!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULQgMntenO8
>You are Havel the Rock
>and you are so mad, the music started before everyone knew you were Havel the Rock
>the white one touched you with magic
>you fucked up.jpg
>you grab the white one and the purple one by their throats
"You magical heathens think you can order around a Bishop?!
>you throw them out the front door, destroying the door in the process.
>you burst out of the wall next to the front door
"I BRING AN END TO MAGIC"
>you throw your dragon tooth at the white one
>and she catches it with her MAGIC.
>Great Magic Barrier intensifies
>after you're done casting it, you sprint towards your dragon tooth like a wild animal.
>the white one fumbles with her magic at the sight of you, dropping the dragon tooth onto her head
>well, there's one down
>as you are sprinting, you feel a familiar object try to crash into you.
>the light-blue one is trying the same tactic
>you stop, only to watch her try to punch you with her hooves.
>its funny
"light-blue one, do you ever learn?"
>you see her smirk
>"heh, do you, Rock for brains?"
>as you try to give a response, you feel pain in your back as you are hit with a force that rivals even your attacks
>you are sent flying towards the white one and your weapon
>you turn around to see the orange one with the hat, looking as though she just bucked a boulder.
>makes sense
>"Ah don't know what yer deal is with magic, but that ain't a reason to hurt ponies!"
>she made me feel pain through my armor
>she is a threat
>NOW SHE DIES
>you pick up your weapon and run towards her, readying your weapon to smash her head in.
>she doesn't even try to dodge the attack
>you slam your weapon with all of your might...
>and you finally hit something!
>all the memories of why you love your job come flooding back.
>feels good mang
>you pick up your weapon...
>only to see the orange one get back up, although she clearly took a lot of damage.
>"heh, is that all ya got, ya big Rock?"
"No"

>You are Havel the Rock
>and screw this, its time for fucking miracles
>you pull out your chime, this time, no magic barrier.
"You ponies truly are thick headed, aren't you?"
>you hold your chime up high
"I make mistakes, but when I seek redemption, you deny me any chance at such a thing?!"
>Your chime starts to glow with a yellow light.
>The orange one seems surprised
"And above all, with the clear knowledge of my hatred of MAGIC, you would dare use that on me?!"
>Your Chime releases it's energy and forms a lightning bolt around your hand.
"I will assist those I have wronged, but not before I get rid of all who stand in my way!"
>the orange and light-blue one gaze at the lightning bolt you've formed
>and quickly run as you throw it at their feet
>yes, run
>you summon more lightning bolts, all in an attempt to either kill them or make them run away.
>which ever one takes them out of the fight.
>After a few dozen attacks, you see that the two ponies are out of sight, most likely hiding from you.
>with your dragon tooth in one hand, you walk over to the MAGIC users, both of them finally coming back to their sense and realize what's going on.
"I have given you a chance to resolve this peacefully, but it seems you would still stain me with your magic."
>you grip your weapon with two hands
"Even though your world has cured me of my curse, I will not allow those with magical powers to roam these lands."
>you lift your dragon tooth
"No one will get in my way of mending all the problems I have caused. Goodbye, filthy Magic users."
>"WAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
>oh for the sake of Gwyn, will I ever kill someone uninterrupted?!
>you see the Pink one and the Yellow throw their bodies in front of the MAGIC users, in a fools attempt to protect them...
>its working.
>they're going to talk you out of this again, aren't they?

>You are Havel the Rock
>and you'll need some think/talking music for this one
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZebHZu7wckM
>there we go
>the pink one goes first
>"Please Havy, y-"
"HAVEL! H-A-V-E-L"
>"ok, Havel, you don't need to do this! They didn't really mean to use magic on you, it just happens without them realizing!"
"An even better reason to end them. Magic is a dark path to walk down, why would these magicians be any different?"
>the yellow one is next
>"If we could all just sit down and talk, I'm sure we can understand each other and work out an agreement."
"I believe I gave you all a chance at doing so, but you all failed miserably."
>pink time
>"but you were the one who started it!"
"no, your friends did when they used their filthy magic."
>yellow time
>"you had the option to not get so angry at them!"
>she starts to hover to your height.
>"listen mister, I do not know what magic has ever done to you, but that was then and this is now! You are going to apologize to Twilight and Rarity right now, and we will all work out an agreement together! UNDERSTAND?!"
>is this the same yellow pony from yesterday?
>wait, why am I the only one who must apolog-
>"And you two!"
>she flies over to the MAGIC users
>"you both are going to apologize to mister Havel as well!"
>"but Fluttershy, he was the one who-"
>"NO! no more arguing! you are all going to say your sorry and not fight ANYMORE!"
>damn, son
>The two MAGIC users seem to just stare at you.
>"Well?"
>the purple one speaks up
>"I'm sorry, Havel. I guess magic really sets you off. I shouldn't have fought you over it. Maybe you had a good reason for it too..."
>well, this is different
>"I'm sorry too, mister Havel. Twilight warned me about your hatred of magic, and I should have noticed how much you wanted to change before... using something that invokes so much anger."
>damn, a magician saying they're sorry
>now you've seen everything
>"Good. Now, mister Havel, what do you have to say about all this?

>You are Havel the Rock
>and now you have to apologize to MAGIC users
>the fact that the yellow one keeps talking you out of killing is beyond you.
"I am sorry, purple one, for suppressing your magic away. Every magician from where I come from always uses it as a form of control, overpowering their 'prey' and kill any of those who would oppose them."
>the purple one seems at ease... somewhat
>now for the white one.
"As for you, miss... Rarity, correct?"
>she nods
"Forgive me. The thought of befriending a magic user is bad enough, but then they use it against me... it becomes hard to keep myself under control."
>she seems to calm down as well, but you see a hint of fear in her eyes as well.
>its to be expected
>"wait wait wait"
>the light-blue one and orange one seems to have returned
>"there's something that really doesn't make any sense. If you hate people who use magic so much, why are you giving us a chance now?"
>ok, you are NOT going to explain the whole reason, but you can at least give them some info
"although I didn't notice it right away, when I entered this world, my Curse seemed to have vanished without a trace."
>"what curse?"
"A terrible curse that I would rather not discuss in detail, but know this. This Curse grants you immortality, but at the price of eventually consuming your soul."
>all the ponies just stared at you with their jaws hitting the floor
>saw that coming from a mile away
"Anyway, the thought of this curse being lifted has brightened my spirits and made me realize what I've done wrong. I wish to help fix and/or pay for any damages I've caused to the town. Is there a way I can make money here? Maybe a job, perhaps?"
>the orange one spoke up
>"That's fine and dandy, but who in Equestria would possibly hire someone like you? No offense."
"That is true..."
>everyone in this town is most likely terrified of you.
>no one spoke until the pink one appeared on your shoulders.
>"I think I know who might hire a big Rock man like you."

>You are Havel the Rock.
>and for once, you are interested in what the pink one has to say
"And who might that be?"
>"Back where I grew up, my family owned a rock farm. They were always looking for help on the farm, cuz let me tell ya, it ain't easy farming rocks."
>this is good
>isn't it?
"I see. It should be no problem for me then. I've practiced swing my weapon at rocks in the past, so this will be nothing new for me."
>you see the ponies start to smile
>most likely at the fact that you'll be leaving soon...
>except for the purple one.
>"That's great and all... but can you PLEASE take this thing off my HORN?!
>allowing a MAGIC user to begin casting MAGIC again
>...just get this over with
>you walk up to the purple one, putting your chime on her horn
>you cast the altered great magic barrier
>only this one is not as strong
"There"
>she tries to use her MAGIC, but to no avail
>"HEY, I thought you said you were taking this off!"
"In a sense, I did. I made this one temporary, it will dissipate by tomorrow morning. Just because we are peaceful now, doesn't mean I fully trust a magician. I should be gone by the end of today anyway."
>you walk up to the pink one
"I wish to make haste towards this farm of yours. Can you lead the way?"
>she doesn't hesitate as she motions for you to follow her
>...but you seem to be forgetting two things.
"Before I leave, can you all come near me for a minute? I will not harm you all. In fact, I will do the opposite."
>hesitantly, they all surround you
>you bring out your chime and cast Great Heal
>everyone's injuries are suddenly gone, including your minor bruises.
"There, that's better. Also, Pinkie Pie, may I have some more of those sweets in the bakery?."
>"..uh, sure?"
>!
>you've been waiting for this!
>you smash through a different part of the entrance and dive at all the pastries they have to offer.
>this is almost as good as killing mages.

>You are Havel the Rock
>AND WHAT IS THIS STRANGE MOVING CONTRAPTION THEY CALL A "TRAIN?"
>after eating all those bomb ass sweets, you followed to the pink one to a "train station."
>she explained that they used other means of travel other than on foot... or hoof
>you saw a bunch of big carts roll towards the "train station"
>it had no one at the front, at least that's what you thought as first.
>you thought they were using MAGIC to push the cart
>you were almost ready to smash the thing away from you.
>after lots of ponies ran from you, you and the pink one got onto the contraption she called a "train."
>as you sat down, the damn thing started moving on it's own.
>you almost jumped out of your armor
>this "train"
>you do not trust it
>but the pink one does
>so how bad can it be?
>as you and the pink one wait to arrive at your destination, she decides to make conversation.
>"So, Havy, I-"
>you take off your helmet and STARE at her
>pic related
>"Havel, I've been wondering why you hate magic so much. Can you explain why?"
>you put your helmet back on
>oh boy, here we go
"As I've said before, in my world, everyone who practices the art of magic soon becomes corrupted by it's power. They strive for more power and try to prove to others that they are superior, That is all that needs to be said."
>The pink one does not look satisfied.
>"There's something deeper than that, isn't there?"
>like the fact that so many of them killed your comrades, and have destroyed countless towns with their pursuit of power? Or maybe she would like to know how Seath the Scaleless went mad after learning about too much magic, locking himself away.
"People I know have been hurt. Let's just leave it at that."
>"but who got hu-"
"Leave it. At that."
>you thought she would stop talking after that, but you were wrong.
>"ok Havel, since we're going to my family's rock farm, I should tell you of all my family members who live there."
"Fine by me"

>You are Havel the Rock
>and you have just learned of the pink one's family.
>You now know of her father, Igneous Rock, a very serious, hard working rock farmer. and her mother, Cloudy Quartz, a more laid back parent who closely resembles the pink one.
>at least you know who she took after
>She also had 3 sisters, 2 of which are twins, Marble and Limestone, and the 3rd sister...
>"is a secret for everybody."
"Right..."
>a couple hours later, you feel the train begin to stop
>you almost ran through the wall in response
>these trains
>are not to be trusted
>as you walk out, you gaze into the distance of a rather dull looking landscape.
>feels like home...
>you miss your home
>"Over here, Havel. The Rock Farm is not too far from the station."
"Very well"
>damn, she was right. It only took 3 minutes of walking for you to get to the Rock Farm.
>you see a relatively small house near the middle.
>well, here goes nothing
>you both walk up to the door and the pink one begins knocking.
>after a minute of waiting, A Brown pony with grey hair... or "mane" as they call it, answers the door.
>"Daddy!"
>"Pinkie Pie, my lovely daughter! How nice of you to visit your family."
>the brown one looks at you next.
>"who and what are you?"
"I am Havel the Rock, Bishop of the Way of White and Bane of magicians. I am here to see if you would provide me with a job."
>"Bane?"

>You are Havel the Rock
>and you feel as though you might have made a bad first impression.
>maybe
"Yes, I am not too kind to anyone who uses magic. If they follow a magician's path, they are my enemy. Do not worry though, I have not caused any harm to anyone you care about."
>the brown one shows no sign of relaxing after you said that.
>"If by that you mean you haven't hurt my daughter, then I have no problem with you..."
>success!
>"As long as your 'enemies' don't come to my doorstep, that is."
>well, there's no problem there
"They will not."
>he seems to cheer up there
>"Good. Come inside you two, we'll discuss your job here at the farm after dinner. I want to know about my little Pinkie Pie's life outside the farm above all else right now."
>huh, you thought he would be more stern and cold by how the pink one described him.
>at least he somewhat trusts you
>you see the pink one zoom passed her father.
>"Moooooom, Marble, Limestone, Maud, I'm baaaaaaack."
>you see the house rumble from the following noise
>"PINKIE!"
>you enter the house, the door was surprisingly big enough for you to enter with ease
>you peek into the kitchen to see 3 other ponies hugging the pink one
>A pink one with duller colors, most likely her mother, and two ponies who look very similar, just different colors, most likely the twins.
>no sign of the third sister.
>how odd
>you decide not to intrude on their family reunion, so you look around the house.
"This place feels familiar"
>it seems very old and plain, not really any decorations around the house, only some furniture.
>it seems to calm...
>so plain...
>so peaceful...
>just like your home...
>you miss your home a lot...

>You are Havel the Rock
>and you feel at home right now
>you take off your helmet and sit on one of the chairs.
>again, something that looks so small is able to hold up your weight
>good, that means you can relax
>you calmly think about all the things you've done since you've gotten here
>the magicians you've fought
>the ponies you've tried to harm
>the walls you've cheesed
>the curse being lifted...
>you still don't know why your curse is gone
>does it have anything to do with the world you're in?
>Equestria seems to be a very peaceful place, full of light...
>maybe this world is pure enough to expel the curse from your body.
>but how can a land filled with MAGIC users possibly be pure...
>does magic work differently in this realm?
>can magic be used for... good?
>...
>damn, this place must be getting to you
>but its so cozy...
>like your home...
>you start to dose off
>until the pink one comes into the living room with her family
>"uh, Havel?"
>you're so tired and comfortable, you speak in a much lower tone
"Yes?"
>"I was going to introduce you to my family and show you around the house, but I guess you already did the latter."
"Indeed. This place seems to help me relax. It reminds me of home..."
>"Well, that's good, right?"
>she's right
"This is good, isn't it?"

>You are Havel the Rock
>and you are comfortable as fuck right now
>"Alrighty then! Mom, Marble, Limestone, this is my good friend Havel the Rock. I think he goes by that name because of his armor, or maybe he's a wrestler, I don't know. He doesn't talk much, but he's friendly as long as you don't use any magic."
"That is correct."
>you shift in your seat to see them face to face.
"It is nice to meet you all. I plan to work here at your farm for the time being so that I may obtain money to pay people back for what I owe them. I would talk with you all further, but- *Yawn* - I would rather get some sleep first."
>the older pink one speaks up
>"Oh, that's fine by us. There's a guest room up stairs for you to use while you're here. Here, let me show you to your room."
>oh hell no, you are not leaving this comfy ass living room.
"If its alright with you, I would rather sleep in here for now. I'm afraid I am too exhausted to even walk up some stairs."
>one of the twins speak up, you think its Marble
>"Is he always this tired?"
>the other twin speaks now
>"Probably because he wears that dumb old armor all the time. I mean look at it, it looks so cruddy and stupid"
>what the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch? I'll have you kn- fuck it, you're too tired to even think of a retort
>pink time
>"Hey Limestone, I wouldn't insult him if I were you. Trust me, you'll regret it later."
>enough of this
"Sorry, but can you continue this conversation at a later date? I require resting for the days ahead."
>and with that, they all comply with your request and leave the room
>it doesn't take long for you to fall asleep
>time for a nice, pleasant dream...

>You are Havel the Rock
>and you are trying to have a nice dream...
>you fail miserably
>a memory from the past resurfaces in your dream
>this is...
>Anor Londo?!
>you see that you are in the lower area, where magic users would usually thrive in
>this is where you ordered your unit to take care of some mages while you were consulting with Gwyn about battle tactics.
>...this was where they all died
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_6Vls38isM
>you see the bodies of all your fellow bishops on the floor
>they are all dead...
>all except for you
>you remember how you arrived onto the scene after word spread of their defeat
>you did not believe them until you saw it for yourself
>he dropped his dragon tooth and shield
>your past self speaks
"I'm sorry, my comrades. I should have been there to lead you into battle. None of you bared the mark of the undead curse... I will never see you all again...CURSES. I SHOULD'VE DIED BY YOUR SIDES"
>you see him take off his helmet to reveal his hideous, undead face.
>A tear escapes his eye
>...this is where you made your promise
"Mark my words, comrades. I will not rest until I see every mage in this world DEAD. No one I care for will ever die to magic on my watch ever again. Even if I die numerous times in the process, I will never give up. This is the promise I've made to you... friends."
>now you remember
>This is why you will never trust those who follow the path of magic
>All magicians in your world will perish by your hand...
>your world...
>you start to wake up, but not before getting the feeling that you were not alone in your dream...

>You are Havel the Rock
>...and this is not your world anymore, is it?

END OF ACT I