Combat Macro (zzz nouveau OCRS bullshit)

if !haseffect 873
	abort "WE DEAD PROBABLY"
endif
if monstername "*time-spinner prank*"
	jiggle
endif
while monstername "*gingerbread*" || monstername "*g1ng3rbr34d*"
	use gingerbread cigarette, gingerbread cigarette
endwhile
if monstername *copperhead* || monstername *c0pp3rh34d*
	goto runrunrun
endif
if monstername "*solid gold*" && !monstername "*optimal*"
	if monstername "*sandworm*" || monstername "*54ndw0rm*"
		while hasskill shattering punch && !hppercentbelow 50
			skill shattering punch
		endwhile
		while hascombatitem power pill && !hppercentbelow 50
			use power pill, power pill
		endwhile
		while hascombatitem daily affirmation: think win-lose && !hppercentbelow 50
			use daily affirmation: think win-lose, daily affirmation: think win-lose
		endwhile
		while hascombatitem replica bat-oomerang && !hppercentbelow 50
			use replica bat-oomerang
		endwhile
		while hasskill gingerbread mob hit && !times 10 && !hppercentbelow 50
			skill gingerbread mob hit
		endwhile
		abort "give me the sweet release of death plox"
	endif
	if monstername "*Combat Training Snowman*" || monstername "*C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n*"
		goto killkillkill
	endif
	if snarfblat 385
		while !monstername "*Eldritch Tentacle*" && !monstername "*31dr17ch 73n74c13*"
			use glark cable, glark cable
		endwhile
	endif
endif

if monstername "*drunk pygmy*"
	##on the trail
	if !haseffect 331
		skill transcendent olfaction
	endif
endif

if monstername "*witchess pawn*" || monstername "*w17ch355 p4wn*" || monstername "*bricko ooze*" || monstername "*br1ck0 00z3*"
	while hascombatitem spooky putty sheet && !match ticking && !match electrified && !times 5
		use spooky putty sheet
	endwhile
	goto killkillkill
endif


if snarfblat 385 || snarfblat 344 || snarfblat 460
	while !monstername "*Eldritch Tentacle*" && !monstername "*31dr17ch 73n74c13*"
		goto runrunrun
	endwhile
endif

if monstername "*Combat Training Snowman*" || monstername "*C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n*"
	goto runrunrun
endif

if monstername "*lynyrd*" || monstername "*1ynyrd*" || monstername "*LOV En*" || monstername "*LOV Eq*" || monstername "*10V 3n*" || monstername "*10V 3q*"
	goto killkillkill
endif

##check for timer 1
while haseffect 873 && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25
	if monstername "*sandworm*" || monstername "*54ndw0rm*"
		if monstername "*optimal*"
			mark killkillkill
			jiggle
			if monstername "*Combat Training Snowman*" || monstername "*C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n*"
				while !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25
					attack
				endwhile
				while pastround 25 && monstername "*turgid*" && monstername "*untouchable*"
					use exploding cigar, exploding cigar
				endwhile
			endif
			if monstername "*lynyrd*" || monstername "*1ynyrd*" ||  monstername "*bricko ooze*" || monstername "*br1ck0 00z3*"
				while !(monstername "*ticking*" || monstername "*electrified*" || pastround 20)
					attack
				endwhile
				while pastround 20 && monstername "*turgid*" && monstername "*untouchable*"
					use exploding cigar, exploding cigar
				endwhile
			endif
			abort "Hey, %playername%, does parsing work? I don't know, %fn%, but macro sure doesn't!"
		endif
		if !monstername "*optimal*"
			mark runrunrun
			while monstername "*janitor*" || monstername "*j4n170r*"
				use louder than bomb, louder than bomb
			endwhile
			while monstername "*orderlies*" || monstername "*0rd3r1135*"
				use ice house, ice house
			endwhile
			while monstername "*pygmy bowler*" || monstername "*pygmy b0w13r*"
				while monstername *ticking* || monstername *electrified*
						while !monstername "*annoying*" && !monstername "*restless*" && !monstername "*phase-shifting*"
							skill snokebomb
						endwhile
						while !hppercentbelow 30
							use divine champagne popper, divine champagne popper
						endwhile
				endwhile
				skill snokebomb
			endwhile
			if monstername "*electrified*"
				if monstername "*restless*" || monstername "*annoying*"
					while !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25
						use louder than bomb, louder than bomb
					endwhile
				endif
				while !monstername "*restless*" && !monstername "*annoying*" && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25
					use tattered scrap of paper, tattered scrap of paper
				endwhile
			endif
			if !monstername "*electrified*"
				while monstername "*ticking*"
					use louder than bomb, louder than bomb
				endwhile
				while !monstername "*ticking*" && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25
					use tattered scrap of paper, tattered scrap of paper
				endwhile
			endif
			while !pastround 20 && !hppercentbelow 50
				use louder than bomb, louder than bomb
			endwhile
		endif
	endif
	while monstername "*Eldritch Tentacle*" || monstername "*31dr17ch 73n74c13*"
		if !monstername "*untouchable*" || monstername "*stinky*" || monstername "*ice-cold*" || (monstername "*frozen*" && !monstername "*spooky*" )
			jiggle
		endif
		if !monstername "*annoying*" && !monstername "*restless*"
			if !monstername "*phase-shifting*"
				skill belch the rainbow
			endif
			if !monstername "*red-hot*"
				use cinnamon troll doll, blue raspberry troll doll
			endif
			use grape troll doll, blue raspberry troll doll
			jiggle
		endif
		while !monstername "*electrified*" && !monstername "*ticking*" && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25
			skill belch the rainbow
		endwhile
		while monstername "*ticking*" || monstername "*electrified*"
			use chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli, chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli
		endwhile
	endwhile
endwhile
abort "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, we're so fucked"
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