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- >Far away, in the depths of the nothing between the multiverse, three universes collide, then bounce off.
- >One of the universes contained a reality warper. He was Telekinesis Seeker.
- >The other contained a mad scientist. He was Engineer.
- >They both happened to be exploring a decrepit castle, and they both happened to be inside a room containing a large organ, when the universes collided.
- >Both of them were shunted into the third universe, which contained no Anon.
- >You blink.
- >Everything seems... Different.
- >Not the least of which is that there's another you that isn't you.
- >Hopefully it's not another mirror clone.
- "Hail!"
- >He turns around and waves.
- >"Hi! What brings you here?"
- "I was looting this castle when I suddenly felt like I was pushed into another universe."
- >"Same here!"
- >You both stop and think for a bit.
- "So, what's your name?"
- >"Anonymous. Yours?"
- "Anon Yttri Mous."
- >Introductions made, you continue looting.
- >This castle has no loot, however, so it's a fruitless endeavour.
- >Anonymous starts playing random notes on the organ.
- "What're you doing?"
- >"I think this organ controls parts of the castle. But most of the keys aren't connected to anything."
- >You think for a bit more.
- "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
- >"Rig up the organ so it can control the castle like a giant mecha?"
- "Damn straight!"
- >You and Anonymous start building.
- >What Anonymous's mechanical expertise can't achieve, your complete disconnect from objective reality can.
- >In a couple hours, you've constructed the Castlemech.
- >It's pretty sweet.
- >Not only is the organ connected to almost every part of the castle, it's also loud enough to hear from the outside.
- >"Now. Can you play the organ?"
- "I can certainly try."
- >You sit down at the organ, crack your knuckles, and start to play.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15H6CYhVKAA
- >The castle wrenches itself out of the ground, and walks over to Ponyville.
- >You continue playing, and ask Anonymous for a glass of water.
- >He salutes you, and exits.
- >The Castlemech dances for a while, wrecking the town with it's haphazard steps.
- >Anonymous returns with a glass of water.
- "Thank you."
- >You accept the water and continue to play with one hand.
- >This sure is exhausting.
- >The Castlemech keeps up the groove.
- >"You know, you're killing literally nopony."
- "Well yeah."
- >You take a sip of water.
- "That'd be bad."
- >You put down the glass of water as the song gets a bit more intense.
- >The Castlemech starts breakdancing.
- >The intense part finishes with a flourish, and Castlemech leaps to it's feet and starts running for Canterlot.
- >It gets to the edge of Canterlot, and you run out of song.
- "An organ's like a piano, right?"
- >"Right."
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS8FEfhYvEo
- >The organ sounds like a piano now.
- >Probably because that's how you're playing it.
- >You don't know many organ songs.
- >You don't know much about instruments in general, but apparently you can play them.
- >That's fine with you.
- >Anyway, Castlemech starts wrecking up the place.
- >You have long since stopped caring, as this couldn't possibly be your universe.
- >For one, Canterlot isn't flying.
- >The princesses fly out of their boring, non-mobile castle and try to attack.
- >You block their magic with a few well placed notes that just happened to fit in the song.
- >Then, you grasp them with all the tenderness your mech is capable of, and toss them inside.
- >They'll figure out how to get here eventually.
- >You didn't change much beyond the layout of the entire castle.
- >Suddenly the song starts going off key.
- >"They're destroying Castlemech from the inside!"
- "How rude."
- >That song ends, and you move onto what you suspect will be the last song.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGayBVLct20
- >Castlemech picks up a spire from one of the towers nearby, and starts dancing.
- >You drink the rest of your water, and put all your skill into the song.
- >Some of the keys start becoming unresponsive, and others start going higher or lower than they're meant to be.
- >Ominous groaning sounds emanate from the walls.
- >"She's goin' down, Cap'n."
- "I'll play her off. You go."
- >"No, I'll stay by your side until the bitter end."
- >You continue to play, and the song gets more and more warped.
- >Loud cracking noises pierce the song at intervals, and finally-
- >Castlemech collapses.
- >You and Anonymous crawl from the wreckage, and bow to the growing mob.
- >Then, you grab Anonymous by the shoulder and stop being there.
- >You have ceased to exist.
- >Bad end.
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