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- //hey doods
- //obligatory unbindall 2 maek me luuk like a pr0
- unbindall
- //Inspect script is priority na’amsayin
- alias inspect "+lookatweapon"
- //autism scriptz naamsayin
- alias "autismfruit" "say AUTISMFRUIT STRIKES AGAIN."
- alias "autismfruit1" "say AUTISMFRUIT AIMING TO STRIKE AGAIN."
- alias "autismfruit2" "say AUTISMFRUIT BUYING TO STRIKE AGAIN."
- alias "autismfruit3" "say AUTISMFRUIT MOVING TO STRIKE AGAIN."
- //yep. 2lazytoC&P
- //This part is going to be hella long. Every single key is going to have ;inspect added to it. //GLHF 8^))))))))))))
- bind "0" "slot10;inspect"
- bind "1" "slot1;inspect"
- bind "2" "slot2;inspect"
- bind "3" "slot3;inspect"
- bind "4" "slot4;inspect"
- bind "5" "slot5;inspect"
- bind "6" "slot6;inspect"
- bind "7" "slot7;inspect"
- bind "8" "slot8;inspect"
- bind "9" "slot9;inspect"
- bind "a" "+moveleft;inspect;autismfruit3"
- bind "b" "buymenu;inspect;autismfruit2"
- bind "c" "radio3"
- bind "d" "+moveright;inspect;autismfruit3"
- bind "e" "+use"
- bind "f" "+lookatweapon;inspect"
- bind "i" "show_loadout_toggle;inspect"
- bind "l" "noclip;inspect"
- bind "m" "teammenu;inspect"
- bind "q" "drop;inspect"
- bind "r" "+reload;inspect"
- bind "s" "+back;inspect;autismfruit3"
- bind "v" "inspect1"
- bind "w" "+forward;inspect;autismfruit3"
- bind "x" "radio2"
- bind "z" "radio1"
- bind "`" "toggleconsole"
- bind "ENTER" "messagemode"
- bind "SPACE" "+jumpehs"
- bind "TAB" "+showscores;inspect"
- bind "ESCAPE" "cancelselect"
- bind "RSHIFT" "messagemode2"
- bind "ALT" "+speed;inspect"
- bind "CTRL" "+duck;inspect"
- bind "F10" "quit prompt"
- bind "MOUSE1" "+attack;inspect;autismfruit"
- bind "MOUSE2" "+attack2;inspect;autismfruit1"
- bind "MOUSE3" "+voicerecord;inspect"
- bind "RSHIFT" "messagemode2"
- bind "ENTER" "messagemode"
- bind "RALT" "say ayyylmao. u wun fite u lil fgt. il fite u at b site. in deh back. bring yo negev bitch"
- bind "MWHEELUP" "invprev"
- bind "MWHEELDOWN" "invnext"
- bind "RCTRL" "say WOMBO COMBO WOMBO COMBO. WE'VE NEVA SEEN SOMEDIN LIKE DIS B4."
- //now 4 the noinspect 1
- alias noinspect "alias inspect -lookatweapon;bind v "inspect1;-lookatweapon"
- alias inspect1 "alias inspect +lookatweapon;bind v noinspect;+lookatweapon"
- bind v "noinspect;bind v inspect1"
- //The above bind should toggle inspecting the 2nd time it is hit, the inspect
- //alias resets it to noinspect
- //u wun sum fuk
- //bind "RCTRL" "loopKey"
- //alias loopKey startLoop
- //alias startLoop "alias loopKey stopLoop; sumfuk; alias redirect loop; loop"
- //alias stopLoop "nupe; alias redirect; alias loopKey startLoop"
- //alias loop "redirect"
- //alias sumfuk "say u rdy 4 sum fuk bby"
- //alias nupe "say nu u wrnt bby. git rdy 4 moar"
- //Jump+crouch bind
- alias "+jumpehs" "+jump; +duck"
- alias "-jumpehs" "-duck; -jump"
- bind "space" "+jumpehs"
- //>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SENS<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
- m_mouseaccel1 "0"
- m_mouseaccel2 "0"
- m_mousespeed "1"
- m_pitch "0.022"
- m_rawinput "1"
- m_side "0.8"
- m_yaw "0.022"
- //DPI-1000, IGsens- 7.2
- //uncomment this for the most autism you will ever experience
- //bind e autism
- //alias autism autism2
- //alias autism2 "sensitivity 1000000"
- //alias autism3 "m_yaw 10000;m_side .000001;m_pitch 9999939;m_rawinput 0;m_mousespeed 3;m_mouseaccel1 400;m_mouseaccel2 900;bind / +forward;bind w +moveright;bind d +moveleft;bind mouse1 loopkey"
- //bind shift +toggleState
- //alias +toggleState "alias autism autism3"
- //alias -toggleState "alias autism autism2"
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