Reflections

>"Wake up anon! It's 10 AM!"
>The annoying mare starts to poke you.
"Fuck off, you spawn of Satan."
>"You know very well I'm in your head!"
"And I wish my brain never made you up."
>The rainbow maned mare rolls her eyes.
>"Why can't you see that I'm trying to help you?"
"Why don't you get that I never wanted a Tulpa?"
>"Tough shit, you're stuck with me."
>You sigh and decide that arguing with the imaginary pony is pointless.
>May as well get up.
>You trudge yo your computer.
>Rainbow swoops besides you.
>"Check some job listings."
"Not gonna happen."
>"You're 19, you don't work, you don't go to collage, you don't have any friends, you live with your parents... What do you have?"
"A stupid pony, from a gay show I stopped watching."
>Her gaze hardens, and you match it's go time.