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Charlotte: Hello, welcome to mormon.org
Agent [Bethany] has joined the chat.
Me: PLEASE, AGENTS.
Me: SPARE ME YOUR WRATH.
Charlotte: Our names are Charlotte and Bethany. Two volunteer missionaries
Me: ok now for a serious note
Me: if jesus turned water into wine
Me: why cant mormons have alcohol
Bethany: Because it is a commandment from God.
Me: okay
Bethany: Through His prophet Joseph Smith.
Me: i know how much of a rebel jesus was
Charlotte: What do you know about prophets?
Me: such a cool dude
Me: anyway
Me: why did jesus keep all the awesome powers to himself
Charlotte: God the Father could trust him to use it wisely.
Me: okay
Me: ok now one more question
Me: someone said to look at this black and white picture with a dot
Me: and now when i blink
Me: i see jesus
Me: is this a vision from god
Bethany: Do you have any serious wiestions about The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Bethany: questions*
Me: i do not. :D
Charlotte: Thanks for coming out to mormon.org today- please do enjoy the site
Me: okay
Charlotte: Who knows- you might find something you like!
Me: since you said please
Me: i'll go ahead and enjoy it
Me: wheeeeeeeee
Charlotte: See you
Me: oh god
Agent [Bethany] has left the chat.
The chat session has ended.
Me: you see me?