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- Jun 18 12:50:23 * FBIAgent3702 (kiwiirc@155.201.mj.pxs) has joined
- Jun 18 12:50:30 <MicroBetaMan> Hello
- Jun 18 12:50:34 <Jelle> if i had anything to do with this, i probably would go with him
- Jun 18 12:50:38 <MicroBetaMan> Yes
- Jun 18 12:50:39 <Jelle> but i am still here
- Jun 18 12:50:44 <FBIAgent3702> I am agent Thomas Watson, FBI.
- Jun 18 12:50:46 <Jelle> lol
- Jun 18 12:50:53 <FBIAgent3702> I would like to talk with mr. Victor -removed-.
- Jun 18 12:50:54 <Jelle> this makes my evening
- Jun 18 12:50:57 <Jelle> LOL
- Jun 18 12:51:20 <Jelle> hello
- Jun 18 12:51:36 <MicroBetaMan> Hello, Sir
- Jun 18 12:51:37 <MicroBetaMan> https://www.linkedin.com/pub/thomas-watson/49/940/87
- Jun 18 12:51:50 <FBIAgent3702> We have been informed his is running a website that engages in copyright infringement which is a federal crime in the United States.
- Jun 18 12:51:50 <Jelle> lel
- Jun 18 12:51:54 <MicroBetaMan> No
- Jun 18 12:51:56 <Jelle> LOL
- Jun 18 12:51:58 <MicroBetaMan> Please look at my site
- Jun 18 12:52:01 <MicroBetaMan> Jelle, he is legit
- Jun 18 12:52:08 <MicroBetaMan> You may look at my site, sir
- Jun 18 12:52:13 <MicroBetaMan> HyperOperatedTech.com
- Jun 18 12:52:27 <Jelle> do you seriously think he is legit?
- Jun 18 12:52:30 <MicroBetaMan> Yes
- Jun 18 12:52:35 <Jelle> this is a small site
- Jun 18 12:52:39 <MicroBetaMan> I looked him up
- Jun 18 12:52:52 <MicroBetaMan> Sir, may I leave now, I am closing the site
- Jun 18 12:53:06 <MicroBetaMan> I don't want to have anything to do with it anymore
- Jun 18 12:53:20 <Jelle> i'll stay
- Jun 18 12:53:38 <FBIAgent3702> You have one (1) day to close your infringing website. In case of non-compliance, a vehicle will be dispatched towards your address to take you in custody.
- Jun 18 12:53:47 <MicroBetaMan> Than you
- Jun 18 12:53:58 <MicroBetaMan> Must I completely remove it?
- Jun 18 12:54:08 <FBIAgent3702> Yes, you are required to completely remove it.
- Jun 18 12:54:23 <MicroBetaMan> Okay, how would I go about doing that, my host is namecheap
- Jun 18 12:54:32 <Jelle> this is certainly a troller
- Jun 18 12:54:34 <FBIAgent3702> Delete every single file from your server.
- Jun 18 12:54:34 <Jelle> i'm sure
- Jun 18 12:54:37 <MicroBetaMan> No, it is not
- Jun 18 12:54:46 <MicroBetaMan> Okay, should I have our host close our account?
- Jun 18 12:54:50 <Jelle> look at the nick
- Jun 18 12:55:03 <Jelle> FBIAgent3702
- Jun 18 12:55:06 * [FBIAgnt3702] End of WHOIS list.
- Jun 18 12:55:13 * [FBIAgent3702] (kiwiirc@155.201.mj.pxs): [www.kiwiirc.com] FBIAgent3702
- Jun 18 12:55:13 * [FBIAgent3702] #hyperoperatedtech
- Jun 18 12:55:13 * [FBIAgent3702] irc-ca1.alphachat.net :AlphaChat CA Server #1
- Jun 18 12:55:13 * [FBIAgent3702] End of WHOIS list.
- Jun 18 12:55:31 <FBIAgent3702> The account may stay as you might want to use it to host a site that complies with United States Federal and State Laws in the future.
- Jun 18 12:55:32 <rezedus> i suppose 3702 is mr. Watson's identification number
- Jun 18 12:55:39 <Jelle> why would the fbi care about such a small website
- Jun 18 12:55:51 <rezedus> Jelle, you never know
- Jun 18 12:55:56 <FBIAgent3702> We care because copyright infringement is a federal offense.
- Jun 18 12:56:06 <MicroBetaMan> Sir, can I ask HOW I am infriging?
- Jun 18 12:56:12 <MicroBetaMan> Not to bother you, sir.
- Jun 18 12:56:13 <rezedus> Jelle, our class' website was investigated by the police
- Jun 18 12:56:19 <rezedus> because of a bad joke
- Jun 18 12:56:22 <MicroBetaMan> I would just like to know for the future.
- Jun 18 12:56:27 <Jelle> wait wat
- Jun 18 12:56:51 <FBIAgent3702> You are hosting Microsoft Windows files on your website without the permission of the copyright owner, Microsoft Corporation, 1 Microsoft Way, Redmond WA.
- Jun 18 12:57:06 <MicroBetaMan> Sir, please point out where we are hosting these
- Jun 18 12:57:14 <Jelle> ^^^
- Jun 18 12:57:19 <MicroBetaMan> We just talk about old, legitamately purchased abandonware versions
- Jun 18 12:57:21 <Jelle> otherwise you are a troller
- Jun 18 12:57:22 <MicroBetaMan> I get them off
- Jun 18 12:57:24 <MicroBetaMan> amazon.com
- Jun 18 12:57:30 <Jelle> i am 99% sure
- Jun 18 12:57:39 * FBIAgent002 (~srslrly@i36-55-149-115.home1.cgocable.net) has joined
- Jun 18 12:57:40 <MicroBetaMan> I think he is real, Jelle
- Jun 18 12:57:49 <MicroBetaMan> KELTON!
- Jun 18 12:57:50 <FBIAgent3702> Amazon has obtained permission for redistribution from Microsoft, your site has not.
- Jun 18 12:57:54 <FBIAgent002> I was sent here by FBIAgent3702
- Jun 18 12:58:00 <MicroBetaMan> THIS IS KELTON
- Jun 18 12:58:04 <MicroBetaMan> srslrly
- Jun 18 12:58:07 <MicroBetaMan> IS KELTONS IDENT
- Jun 18 12:58:12 <MicroBetaMan> YOU ARE BOTH TROLLING ME
- Jun 18 12:58:15 <MicroBetaMan> GET OFF KELTON
- Jun 18 12:58:16 <MicroBetaMan> NOW
- Jun 18 12:58:17 * FBIAgent002 has quit (Quit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLQX2XQfYQs)
- Jun 18 12:58:19 <MicroBetaMan> AND STITCH
- Jun 18 12:58:24 <MicroBetaMan> GET OFF STITCH
- Jun 18 12:58:38 <MicroBetaMan> FBIAgent3702,
- Jun 18 12:58:42 <FBIAgent3702> I am not mr. Chris Fuenty but he is also under investigation.
- Jun 18 12:58:43 <MicroBetaMan> Amazon is a marketplace
- Jun 18 12:58:50 <MicroBetaMan> Wait
- Jun 18 12:58:52 <MicroBetaMan> You're not
- Jun 18 12:58:55 <MicroBetaMan> So, you are real
- Jun 18 12:59:07 <MicroBetaMan> How about raylee?
- Jun 18 12:59:10 <MicroBetaMan> Do you know him
- Jun 18 12:59:19 <rezedus> i doubt
- Jun 18 12:59:20 <Jelle> stitch is an idiot
- Jun 18 12:59:22 <rezedus> raylee is UK
- Jun 18 12:59:24 <Jelle> lol
- Jun 18 12:59:24 <FBIAgent3702> You do realize that when you buy a piece of software, in reality you merely buy a license to use it in accordance with the license agreement?
- Jun 18 12:59:28 <Jelle> it is not me
- Jun 18 12:59:30 <MicroBetaMan> Sir, may I ask
- Jun 18 12:59:36 <Jelle> i live in the Netherlands
- Jun 18 12:59:36 <FBIAgent3702> You do not become the owner of the software you have purchased.
- Jun 18 12:59:40 <MicroBetaMan> Did you send FBIAGENT002
- Jun 18 12:59:46 <FBIAgent3702> Yes, I have.
- Jun 18 12:59:50 <Jelle> lmao
- Jun 18 12:59:55 <MicroBetaMan> Okay, now I know you are lieing
- Jun 18 12:59:59 <MicroBetaMan> That was Kelton Kostis
- Jun 18 13:00:02 <FBIAgent3702> He is my colleague, agent Michael Dolezal.
- Jun 18 13:00:08 <MicroBetaMan> HAHAHAHAHAHA
- Jun 18 13:00:11 <Jelle> LOL
- Jun 18 13:00:12 <MicroBetaMan> MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Jun 18 13:00:15 <Jelle> i said it
- Jun 18 13:00:16 <MicroBetaMan> THIS MADE MY DAY
- Jun 18 13:00:18 <MicroBetaMan> FBIAgent002 has quit (Quit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLQX2XQfYQs)
- Jun 18 13:00:18 <FBIAgent3702> No, he was just pretending to be Kelton Kostis.
- Jun 18 13:00:22 * FBIAgent993 (~FBIAgent9@i36-55-149-115.home1.cgocable.net) has joined
- Jun 18 13:00:22 <Jelle> troller
- Jun 18 13:00:23 <MicroBetaMan> Sure...
- Jun 18 13:00:27 <Jelle> wtf
- Jun 18 13:00:28 <FBIAgent993> This IRC channel violates law.
- Jun 18 13:00:32 <Jelle> but seriously
- Jun 18 13:00:33 <MicroBetaMan> How
- Jun 18 13:00:36 <Jelle> omfg
- Jun 18 13:00:44 <MicroBetaMan> I'm reporting you all
- Jun 18 13:00:45 <FBIAgent993> We have recieved information
- Jun 18 13:00:48 <MicroBetaMan> to the real FBI
- Jun 18 13:00:49 <Jelle> why would the fbi come to a little irc channel
- Jun 18 13:00:51 <Jelle> lmfao
- Jun 18 13:00:51 * FBIAgent3702 has quit ()
- Jun 18 13:00:52 <MicroBetaMan> I am calling 9111
- Jun 18 13:00:54 <MicroBetaMan> 911*
- Jun 18 13:00:56 <FBIAgent993> that MicroBetaMan is under the age of 13
- Jun 18 13:00:56 <Jelle> no
- Jun 18 13:00:56 <MicroBetaMan> Right now
- Jun 18 13:00:59 <Jelle> 112
- Jun 18 13:01:00 <FBIAgent993> this violates COPPA
- Jun 18 13:01:06 <FBIAgent993> we will need to terminate his website
- Jun 18 13:01:07 <Jelle> fuck coppa
- Jun 18 13:01:13 <MicroBetaMan> The operator has responded
- Jun 18 13:01:14 <FBIAgent993> we have not recieved a parental permission form
- Jun 18 13:01:16 <Jelle> i live in europe
- Jun 18 13:01:17 <Jelle> ao
- Jun 18 13:01:18 <Jelle> so
- Jun 18 13:01:25 <MicroBetaMan> I'm asking to speak with police
- Jun 18 13:01:26 <FBIAgent993> We need to terminate this website
- Jun 18 13:01:30 <Jelle> you can't get me
- Jun 18 13:02:19 <FBIAgent993> This IRC channel is safe, since it is hosted in Germany
- Jun 18 13:02:24 <Jelle> wow
- Jun 18 13:02:26 <FBIAgent993> but the website falls under COPPA restrictions
- Jun 18 13:02:30 <MicroBetaMan> I'm now calling the FBI
- Jun 18 13:02:30 <FBIAgent993> and we must terminate it
- Jun 18 13:02:33 <Jelle> that is 10km away from me
- Jun 18 13:02:34 <FBIAgent993> rendering the IRC useless
- Jun 18 13:02:42 * [FBIAgent993] (~FBIAgent9@i36-55-149-115.home1.cgocable.net): realname
- Jun 18 13:02:42 * [FBIAgent993] #hyperoperatedtech
- Jun 18 13:02:42 * [FBIAgent993] irc-us1.alphachat.net :AlphaChat US Server #1
- Jun 18 13:02:42 * [FBIAgent993] idle 00:00:08, signon: Thu Jun 18 13:00:09
- Jun 18 13:02:42 * [FBIAgent993] End of WHOIS list.
- Jun 18 13:02:46 * SSD-DPRK-1835 (~choson@89.29.xq.tlo) has joined
- Jun 18 13:02:46 <MicroBetaMan> OMG
- Jun 18 13:02:50 <MicroBetaMan> YOU ARE KELTON
- Jun 18 13:02:53 <MicroBetaMan> GET OUT KELTON
- Jun 18 13:02:58 <MicroBetaMan> ~FBIAgent9@i36-55-149-115.home1.cgocable.net
- Jun 18 13:03:00 <MicroBetaMan> WHY?
- Jun 18 13:03:06 <MicroBetaMan> I'm SORRY ABOUT THE DRAMA
- Jun 18 13:03:08 <Jelle> lol
- Jun 18 13:03:11 <MicroBetaMan> BUT YOU HATE ME NOW
- Jun 18 13:03:12 <FBIAgent993> Sir
- Jun 18 13:03:14 <MicroBetaMan> WHY, KELTON
- Jun 18 13:03:16 <Jelle> dprk
- Jun 18 13:03:17 <FBIAgent993> That is a Proxy IP
- Jun 18 13:03:18 <MicroBetaMan> You Sir
- Jun 18 13:03:19 <Jelle> lovely
- Jun 18 13:03:25 <Jelle> Sirs
- Jun 18 13:03:26 <MicroBetaMan> the FBI is on the phone with me now
- Jun 18 13:03:26 <SSD-DPRK-1835> Good morning.
- Jun 18 13:03:32 <FBIAgent993> so people can't detect our real location
- Jun 18 13:03:35 <MicroBetaMan> By the way, you have canadian IP adresses
- Jun 18 13:03:38 <Jelle> lol
- Jun 18 13:03:40 <SSD-DPRK-1835> This is the State Security Department of the DPRK.
- Jun 18 13:03:40 <MicroBetaMan> That is Kelton's IP
- Jun 18 13:03:47 <MicroBetaMan> So, I guess Kelton is here
- Jun 18 13:03:52 <FBIAgent993> Sir
- Jun 18 13:03:54 <FBIAgent993> this is a proxy
- Jun 18 13:03:59 <MicroBetaMan> The FBI says that you are not legitimate
- Jun 18 13:04:01 <MicroBetaMan> They also said
- Jun 18 13:04:02 <Jelle> ok
- Jun 18 13:04:07 <FBIAgent993> I disguised myself as a previous member
- Jun 18 13:04:08 <Jelle> you never called them
- Jun 18 13:04:15 <MicroBetaMan> If you continue you will be investgated and condemed fpor impersonation
- Jun 18 13:04:19 <MicroBetaMan> I suggest you leave
- Jun 18 13:04:28 <Jelle> me?
- Jun 18 13:04:54 <FBIAgent993> Sir, I recieved your call
- Jun 18 13:05:04 <FBIAgent993> I am not impersonating
- Jun 18 13:05:19 <MicroBetaMan> Haha!
- Jun 18 13:05:22 <FBIAgent993> I have heard of relevant activity on #help
- Jun 18 13:05:22 <MicroBetaMan> I never called you idiot
- Jun 18 13:05:24 <MicroBetaMan> I lied
- Jun 18 13:05:28 <MicroBetaMan> HAHAHA
- Jun 18 13:05:29 <FBIAgent993> I must go there to investigate
- Jun 18 13:05:32 <MicroBetaMan> This is hillarious
- Jun 18 13:05:35 <MicroBetaMan> Go investiaget
- Jun 18 13:05:37 <MicroBetaMan> Go ahead
- Jun 18 13:05:41 <MicroBetaMan> i dare you
- Jun 18 13:05:43 <Jelle> omfg
- Jun 18 13:05:45 <MicroBetaMan> double-dog
- Jun 18 13:05:49 <MicroBetaMan> Jelle, this is hillarious
- Jun 18 13:05:51 <Jelle> this stuff is lovely
- Jun 18 13:05:54 <MicroBetaMan> I am cracking up
- Jun 18 13:05:56 <Jelle> ikr?
- Jun 18 13:07:01 <SSD-DPRK-1835> I am Mr Kwah Li-so of the State Security Department of the DPRK.
- Jun 18 13:07:08 <Jelle> lol
- Jun 18 13:07:41 <Jelle> i thought internet access was forbidden in the DPRK
- Jun 18 13:07:52 <MicroBetaMan> He he he
- Jun 18 13:07:55 <SSD-DPRK-1835> I have come for a permission to clone the website Hyper Operated Tech to the state intranet of the DPR Korea, Kwang-myong-song.
- Jun 18 13:07:56 <Jelle> only reserved for Kim Jong-Un
- Jun 18 13:08:00 <Jelle> lol
- Jun 18 13:08:04 <MicroBetaMan> lol
- Jun 18 13:08:10 * [<SSD-DPRK-1835>] End of WHOIS list.
- Jun 18 13:08:26 * Wheatley (~wheatley@Wheatley.user.athemenet) has joined
- Jun 18 13:08:50 <MicroBetaMan> Come to see the drama?
- Jun 18 13:08:50 <SSD-DPRK-1835> Internet access is allowed for personnel with a legit permit by the State Security Department of DPR Korea.
- Jun 18 13:08:53 <FBIAgent993> Wheatley
- Jun 18 13:08:58 <MicroBetaMan> Fake FBI agents (kelton)
- Jun 18 13:09:05 <MicroBetaMan> some weird guy
- Jun 18 13:09:05 <FBIAgent993> #help is where the investigation is proceeding
- Jun 18 13:09:07 <FBIAgent993> please join
- Jun 18 13:09:16 <MicroBetaMan> Haha
- Jun 18 13:09:18 <Jelle> LOL
- Jun 18 13:09:21 <Jelle> omfg
- Jun 18 13:09:23 <MicroBetaMan> This could not have made my day more
- Jun 18 13:09:26 <Jelle> lovely stuff
- Jun 18 13:09:37 <MicroBetaMan> Jelle, my family thinks something is wrong with me I'm CRACKING UP
- Jun 18 13:10:26 * FBIAgent993 has quit (Temporary K-line 10080 min. - [#3330] go away, we don't want to deal with you anymore (2015/6/18 17.10))
- Jun 18 13:10:51 <MicroBetaMan> march 21... lol
- Jun 18 13:15:37 SysInfo plugin unloaded
- **** ENDING LOGGING AT Thu Jun 18 13:15:37 2015
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