Ad Lib #8

Hello, folks. We're live at the Olympics. Everyone is very excited about the fingering race. All eyes will be on Nicolas Cage who is representing Winsconsin. Nicolas Cage has already won 69 medals here at the stadium.

Here come the athletes now! Nicolas Cage looks a little erotically as she gets ready to race. And they're off. Nicolas Cage and Jacob are neck and neck as they near the finish line. The crowd is on their feet insisting. Nicolas Cage has won, and it's a world record!
We quickly move to the medal ceremony. This is very emotional. We just heard that this is Nicolas Cage's last Olympics. Tears are in Nicolas Cage's eyes as Winsconsin's flag is raised and We Wish you a Happy Fucking is played. It's a enthuastic day for Nicolas Cage and all the people from Winsconsin.