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- Vanner, May 3, 2012 / PB 179025
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- >you are Dale the scientist
- >You tried to make the ultimate alicorn fluffy from the brains and bodies of three smarty friends, only to create Frankenfluffy
- >With him is Robofluffy, a 25 pounds mass of titanium and Fluff powered by a simple fluffy brain.
- >You've been following the video feed from Frankenfluffy's collar into the city
- >His goal is trying to teach city ferals to survive
- >Frankenfluffy roams the streets, gathering stray fluffies into an abandoned office building
- >For some reason, he's having the fluffies bring clods of dirt with them
- >When Robofluffy makes his way to the roof, you can see why.
- >Frankenfluffy is teaching the fluffies to grow their own food!
- >Most don't get it, but the ones that do tend to the grass with all the diligence a fluffy can muster
- >the fluffies even fertilize the garden with their own waste
- >The only problem is that with a steady food supply, fluffies will quickly outgrow their building and cause even more problems
- >Frankenfluffy racks his three smarty friend brains for a solution before he finally hits on it.
- >When the moon is high, he rounds up all the mares and locks them in the basement with Robofluffy.
- >The stallions, frisky and annoyed, bang at the doors and hump anything that moves.
- >The mating season passes excruciatingly, with many of the stallions turning to humping each other for comfort
- >The only problem is the constant mewling and banging coming from the basement
- >When the mating season ends, Frankenfluffy opens up the basement
- >Robofluffy is humping away ona crying mare with his featureless metal crotch-plate
- >"Nuu wan spechal hugs fwom Wobofwuffy!" she cries.
- >Littering the basement are the corpses of every other mare
- >Their pelvises have been crushed by Robofluffy's jack-hammering hips.
- >Frankenfluffy closes the door.
- >"Did nah see dat comin’. I guess I da asshowe heh."
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