BluntTongs->Flashlight

>Day HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE in Ponyville
>you are Anonymous
>you are walking home from the shop, just after dusk
>you didn't go out for anything too special
>running out of batteries, and your own flashlight being in dubious quality, you decided to just go buy a new flashlight
>you are now the proud owner of a Maglite LED flashlight
>christ, this thing is huge
>four inches wide, and twelve inches long, the light is comparatively large to your tiny chain-flashlight
>there's probably a dick joke in there somewhere

>as you chuckle at your monumentous wit, there's a small rustling of leaves to your left
>it's too dark to get a good look at it
>well, it'd be a shame to let a good flashlight waste away
>you whip out your flashlight and shine it towards the offending sound
>there's a bush
>inside the bush is...
"Virgo?"

>the white mothpony just stares back
>...
"Er, can I help you?"
>Virgo is fucking weird sometimes
>just yesterday, he was telling you about his love for lights
>sure, they can be pretty, but seriously
>even for a mothpony, this guy right here...
>"...No, I can handle it on my own."
>he continues to stare at you with his dark, endless eyes
"Oh, alright then!"

>you don't care what he meant by that
>being alone with him kinda creeps you out
>your pace quickens slightly
>...'kinda' might be an understatement
>as you reach home, you quickly get the keys out and unlock the door
>you race inside, slamming the door and deadbolting it
>good GOD that guy is creepy
>but you have no need to be worried now; everything is fine
>you head upstairs to bed, still rather shaken
>you dress for bed
>it's gonna be a long night

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>You wake up
>it's midnight, according to your clock
>*knock* *knock*
>goddamnit
>*knockknockknock*
>you get up to answer, resisting the urge to shout profanities at the asshole who thought this was a good idea
"I'm coming, I'm coming, don't break the door down..."
>you remove the deadbolt and peer out into the darkness
"Hel-"

>you're knocked over by a huge fuzzy mass hitting you in the chest
>dazed, the weight is lifted suddenly, and you hear the door shut and locked up
>you can make out a blurry form of a white pony with it's wings flared
>Virgo
"What is the mea-"
>Virgo shoves a hoof into your mouth
>"Shh. It'll all be over soon."

>Fuck
>he's gonna kill you
>well, at least he isn't gonna rape you
>seriously though
>fuck this town

>Virgo drags you upstairs, careful not to smash your head on the stairs too hard
>you would fight back, but you just don't have the energy for it, nor the strength
>as you reach your room, he heaves you onto the bed
>"You've got to be the heaviest thing I've ever carried."
>this is really helping your self-esteem

>"Now, where is that lubricant..."
>the hell kind of question is tha-
>oh
>OH
>Fuck everything

"God damn it Virgo, get out of my house!"

>"No."

>it was worth a shot
>he pulls out of his chest-fluff a bottle of lube
>you don't even question it
>"I hope you love lights as much as I do, Anon...," Virgo says softly
"And what is THAT supposed to mean?"

>he reaches over to your nightstand an holds up the flashlight you got earlier
>...why did it have to be so big?
>you consider jumping out the window and breaking your neck
>that would be better than to be anally violated with your own torch
>why can't everything just be normal for one day around here?
>he removes your boxers and flips you over
>"Alright, relax."
>you feel cold metal against your rectum
>you tense
>"I said..."
>ohshit
>"Re.."
>Virgo gets a tighter grip on the light
>"...LAX!"
>he rams it up your asshole, pain surging throughout your body
>this has not been one of your better nights

>fucking hell
>it's almost all the way up there
>the pain is nigh unbearable
>at least he used lube
>"Now, I want you to say, 'I want your big cock in my ass!,' got it?"
>whut
"How about I DON'T say that?"

>Virgo responds by pulling the torch out a bit, and ramming it back in again

"...Aahhh..ah..ow..."

>"Say it!"

"I...I want your big cock in my ass!"
>welp, there goes your man card
>"That's better..."
>he pulls the horrible illumination device all the way out
>your penis throbs a bit
>huh, that's funny
>when did all this bloodflow to your crotch start

>Virgo flutters up on top of you, his massive black and yellow-tipped shlong hanging out, throbbing
>you save him the effort of speaking and get to sucking
>you take his head in your mouth, gently using your tongue to massage the underside of the tip
>"H-heh...tha-Aht's a good boy..."
>his composure is slipping a bit
>you take more of him in, fighting your nonexistant gag reflex
>all those times helping Spike cook really paid off
>it's all the way into your mouth
>Virgo's pulsing stamen is wrapped in the warm embrace of your throat
>you pull your head back and forth
>Virgo looks like he's about to cum
>heh, what a terrible rapist
>can't even go five minutes without ejaculating
>maybe he'll quit if he blows it early
>you pull his erect cock out of your mouth, and start massaging it with your hands
>"Nnng...Ah!...Mmmh..."
>so much for that calm, controlled demeanor
>you prepare to end this
>"Gha..Ah..Mmph!"
>you work your hands faster
>he's so close
"WHERE'S THAT GLORIOUS CUMSHOT?!"
>"HHNG-"
>yup, that did it
>"A-Ah...AH...," is all Virgo can say as he sprays his hot fluids all over your face

>he flops down beside you in euphoria
>he smiles a happy, half-lidded kind of grin
>...he looks kind of cute when he does that
>"T-thanks, Anon..."
>he drifts off to slumberland
>d'awww
>for someone that just technically raped you a couple minutes ago, he's very...
>...nice.
>maybe he was just grumpy he couldn't find a mate?
>either way, though...
>you still enjoyed it
>and to think, just minutes ago you found him disturbing as hell
>...Only in Equestria will you find a rapist you actually like

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"...why did you use the flashlight?"
>"Because I knew I would cum within a couple seconds."
"Couldn't you have just brought a dildo or something?"
>"But then it wouldn't have been as absurd!"
>Humorous
>Your kind of guy
>you can see this 'relationship' lasting a long while...

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