A Privateer went down to Deklin

A Privateer went down to Deklin, he was looking for a kill to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man flying a Rifter and running it hot.
And the pirate jumped upon a veldspar rock and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a Rifter pilot too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you fly pretty good solo, boy, but give a pirate his due:
"I bet a Rifter of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Sa Matra and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Sa Matra overheat your guns and fly that Rifter hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Deklin and pirates deal the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny Rifter made of gold.
But if you lose, a pirate gets your soul!

That pirate loaded up is guns and said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his turret points as he streaked in fast and low.
he overheats his microwarp and it makes an evil hiss.
Then griefers smacked in local and it sounded something like this.

(Griefer talk in background)

When the devil finished, Sa Matra said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But warp to that gate, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Focus on the primary, run boys, run!
Privateers are trying to ruin Dreddit's fun.
Docking games in Jita, where will we go?
"Do pirates want a fair fight?"
"No, child, no."

That pirate bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden Rifter on the grid at Matra's feet.
Sa Matra said: "Pirate just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you gate camping bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."

Focus fire on the primary, run boys, run!
Privateers are trying to ruin Dreddit's fun.
Docking games in Jita, where will we go?
"Can pirates win a fair fight?"
"No, child, no."