Burt Vonnegut

I’m 25 now, meaning I’ve spent 10 long years comparing authors to Vonnegut while secretly never having finished a single one of his books. I think people are starting to see through my pseudo intellectual fog, though. When asked how I felt about the novel Slaughterhouse Five, I’ve always responded, “It’s my favorite of the series; I can’t wait for Slaughterhouse Six to come out!”