a1 lemming

:20 <@Agent-1> it´s a pretty huge blow in my face that every human on the planet goes to the highest bidder,
allcops~stards|nance│                 i tell myself, this perhaps is then the lemming species, inspired by humans but you tell me
2@#mircart          │                 jewbird
3@#/|\              │16:21 <@Agent-1> it´s also mathematticaly correct. if the price is 2000. but you offer a darth 10000 (so 5
4@#weHATEinfox      │                 times more), he will take the offer no matter the consequences
5@#﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽    │16:22 <+phigtoo> there are always consequences, aren't there
6+#LRH              │16:23 <@Agent-1> i can either pay 3000 bucks for a girlfriend or 10 million for a girlfriend, if i pay 3000
7@#eggang           │                 bucks i get more pleasure and gratification then when i pay 10 million
8@#Flood_Exempt     │16:23 <+phigtoo> those dirty, rotten consequences.
9+#indie            │16:23 <+phigtoo> you shouldn't be paying anything for a girlfriend, Agent-1.
0@#weeatass         │16:23 <@Agent-1> nah i want to hear from jewbird phigtoo
q@#0fucks           │16:23 <+phigtoo> otherwise she's not really a girlfriend.
w@#IRC30            │16:23 <+phigtoo> jewbird is doing another 911 atm
e #2600             │16:24 <+phigtoo> he'll get back to you when he has a free moment.
r@#penispump        │16:24 <+cutie> the moment you leave me alone
t@#Benigger         │16:24 <+phigtoo> see, cutie knows.
y+#bonghit          │16:24 <@Agent-1> we already know that every human goes to the highest bidder here, i am pretty sure i have love
u@#ZenNews          │16:24 <+phigtoo> what is love?
i@#microsoft        │16:24 <@Agent-1> my request for info is this phigtoo: is this the human species or indeed the lemming species?
o@##metal           │16:25 <+phigtoo> or are we dancers?
20@#IgotAssAte      │16:25 <@Agent-1> i got my math right
21@#nansi           │16:25 <+phigtoo> dancer species.
22@#mirc30          │16:25 <@Agent-1> but i used human math, i perhaps will have to choose lemming math
23 perplexa         │16:25 <+cutie> the lemming species, inspired by our god terry davis
24 rain`            │16:25 <+phigtoo> lemmings don't have math.
25 zen              │16:25 <@Agent-1> i don´t want to spend 50 million bucks on three lemming girls so to speak
26 l0dey            │16:26 <+phigtoo> ya, I wouldn't either.
27 toast__          │16:26 <+phigtoo> That's a ripoff.
28@#DNSK            │16:26 <+phigtoo> You could get a lot more girls than that for 50 million USD.
29 #test-planet     │16:26 <+phigtoo> Ask nance.
30 efukt            │16:26 <@Agent-1> yeah considering 3000 a girl is normal here
31@#EFNetNews       │16:27 <@Agent-1> i´ll wait for more information
32 peer             │16:27 <+phigtoo> Ya, be well informed before spending your money.
33 olus             │16:27  * Agent-1 bought 10 euro weed
34 PsyMaster        │16:27  * Agent-1 throws cuddling and love out of the window
35 vap0r            │16:28 <+phigtoo> that was the cat.
36 lulzy            │16:28 <@Agent-1> billions of years i have spend to promote cuddling and love :p
37 nujrzydvl        │16:28 <@Agent-1> to eventually have to buy it
38 beatdown         │16:29 <+phigtoo> you get more value out of drinks at the bar
39+#phrack          │16:29 <+phigtoo> probably cheaper, too.
40 daed             │16:29 <@Agent-1> nice tip, thank you phigtoo
41 qto              │16:29 <+phigtoo> and a lot of times, they stay with you until the next day!
42+#philosophy      │16:30 <+phigtoo> often not leaving until the late afternoon :/
                    │16:30 <@Agent-1> i had massive lemming training, just not sure
                    │16:30 <+phigtoo> did you play christmas lemmings?
                    │16:30 <@Agent-1> also if you look me up as a lemming there is a huge sign what i am and that is also illegal so
                    │                 there goes my lemming training