I sexually identify as a Pokemon Speedrunning Bot.

I sexually identify as a Pokemon Speedrunning Bot. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring through Pokemon Red dropping hot sticky loads on all the gym leaders. People say to me that a person being a speedrunning bot is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Windows OS, Bizhawk, a Pokemon ROM and some LUA scripts on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “PSB” and respect my right to never optimize my route further and kill frames needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a robophobe and need to check your programming privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.