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  1. -- adiosToreador
  2. [AT]
  3. began pestering caligulasAquarium
  4. [CA]
  5. at 1:23 --
  6.  
  7.  
  8. AT: sTOP QUITTING THE CONVERSATION, i'M NOT DONE HERE,
  9.  
  10. AT: lOOK, jUST GO TELL FEFERI SOMETHING, sHE'S GOING INSANE BY YOUR LACK OF ATTITUDE,
  11.  
  12. AT: yOU PROBABLY, uHH, dON'T GIVE TWO SHITS WHAT ANY OF US THINK,
  13.  
  14. AT: bUT i KNOW YOU CARE WHAT SHE THINKS,
  15.  
  16. AT: aND RIGHT NOW SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT YOU,
  17.  
  18. AT: sO WOULD YOU PLEASE, jUST GO TALK TO YOUR HIGHNESS AND CLEAR THIS UP WITH HER?
  19.  
  20. CA: fef told me to do this
  21.  
  22. CA: shes thinkin about lettin me cull you idiots
  23.  
  24. CA: for once
  25.  
  26. AT: sHE HAS A DIFFERENT MEANING OF CULLING,
  27.  
  28. AT: yOU KNOW THAT,
  29.  
  30. CA: and i aint havvin you mess it up
  31. ---------------------------------
  32.  
  33. -- carcinoGeneticist
  34. [CG]
  35. began pestering caligulasAquarium
  36. [CA]
  37. at 1:5 --
  38.  
  39.  
  40. CG: ALRIGHT.
  41.  
  42. CA: wwhat do you wwant
  43.  
  44. CG: HOW ABOUT YOU TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
  45.  
  46. CA: im busy talkin wwith the others
  47.  
  48. CG: YEAH AND THEY'RE NOT IMPORTANT.
  49.  
  50. CG: DID YOU FORGET ALL OF THE SHIT I HELPED YOU WITH.
  51.  
  52. CA: no but i ain't standin for all of this anymore
  53.  
  54. CG: STANDING FOR WHAT?
  55.  
  56. CG: QUIT YOUR BITCHING AND TALK STRAIGHT WITH ME FOR ONCE.
  57.  
  58. CA: if fef ain't gonna take her throne until there aint any opposition
  59.  
  60. CG: WHY DOES SHE NEED TO TAKE A THRONE?
  61.  
  62. CA: im gonna make sure there aint any alivve to object
  63.  
  64. CG: THAT JUST DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
  65.  
  66. CA: its howw things are supposed to be
  67.  
  68. CG: I'M THE LEADER HERE, FUCKNUTS.
  69.  
  70. CG: DON'T YOU FORGET IT.
  71.  
  72. CA: no you aint
  73.  
  74. CA: fef is your better in evvery wway
  75.  
  76. CG: THAT'S A COMPLETE AND TOTAL LIE.
  77.  
  78. CG: AND YOU KNOW IT.
  79.  
  80. CG: YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE SHE DUMPED YOUR SORRY SEEDFLAP.
  81.  
  82. CG: BECAUSE YOU BITCHED WAY TOO MUCH.
  83.  
  84. CA: your opinion is as wworthless as you are
  85.  
  86. CA: i aint talkin about this to you
  87.  
  88.  
  89. -------------------------------
  90.  
  91. -- carcinoGeneticist
  92. [CG]
  93. began pestering caligulasAquarium
  94. [CA]
  95. at 1:36 --
  96.  
  97.  
  98. CG: ERIDAN. LOOK.
  99.  
  100. CG: HOLY SHIT, I'LL EVEN DROP THE CAPS IF YOU'LL JUST TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS SHIT.
  101.  
  102. CG: look.
  103.  
  104. CG: see i'm doing it.
  105.  
  106. CA: youre demeanin yourself even more than you usually do
  107.  
  108. CG: because i'm one of the few people who actually can stand to talk to you.
  109.  
  110. CA: no you aint.
  111.  
  112. CA: youre alwways yellin at me
  113.  
  114. CG: don't make me embarass myself more than I already am.
  115.  
  116. CA: it ain't any use talkin to a dead man
  117.  
  118. CG: look eridan, really.
  119.  
  120. CA: youre goin to die like all the other land dwwelling idiots
  121.  
  122. CG: just cut this bullshit for about 5 minutes
  123.  
  124. CG: and tell me what the fuck is wrong with you.
  125.  
  126. CA: i aint even lettin equius or vvriska livve anymore
  127.  
  128. CG: so what
  129.  
  130. CA: its just gonna be me and fef
  131.  
  132. CA: glub
  133.  
  134. CG: it'll just be you and fef
  135.  
  136. CG: forever.
  137.  
  138. CG: right.
  139.  
  140. CA: wwe wwould remake the wworld
  141.  
  142. CA: in our image
  143.  
  144. CG: you're just crazy.
  145.  
  146. CA: i ain't crazy
  147.  
  148. CA: im the only one that's usin their nook
  149.  
  150. CG: really
  151.  
  152. CG: doesn't seem like that to me, idiot.
  153.  
  154. CG: look, what the fuck is really bothering you.
  155.  
  156. CG: i know this whole "kill all landdwellers" act is bullshit.
  157.  
  158. CA: fef keeps sayin the f wword
  159.  
  160. CG: what word.
  161.  
  162. CA: evverytime i hear it i wwant to cull evverythin
  163.  
  164. CA: friends
  165.  
  166. CG: yeah, i'll agree with you on that.
  167.  
  168. CG: but look, holy shit.
  169.  
  170. CG: can you just tell me what stupid emotions you have bouncing around in that empty nook of yours.
  171.  
  172. CA: im tired of evveryone thinkin im wweak and can't do anythin
  173.  
  174. CA: evven hold a quadrant wwith anyone
  175.  
  176. CG: yeah i knew it.
  177.  
  178. CG: look, i'm going to tell your stupid ass the same thing i told kanaya.
  179.  
  180. CG: so you and fef didn't work out the way you wanted it to.
  181.  
  182. CG: that's no reason to go fucking shithive maggots.
  183.  
  184. CA: it aint like that
  185.  
  186. CA: its bigger
  187.  
  188. CA: wwe wwere supposed to take the throne
  189.  
  190. CG: no, it's not about that and you know it.
  191.  
  192. CA: i aint discussin this anymore
  193.  
  194. CA: it aint any of your business
  195.  
  196. CG: oh come on eridan.
  197.  
  198. CA: and frankly im evven more angry that fefs shootin this off to evveryone
  199.  
  200. CA: she keeps leadin me on
  201.  
  202. CG: what the fuck do i have to do to get it though your thick nook that i'm trying to fucking help you.
  203.  
  204. CA: she made me think i had a chance at gettin her acceptance for this
  205.  
  206. CA: noww she says she wwas just jokin
  207.  
  208. CA: glub
  209.  
  210. CG: so what
  211.  
  212. CG: she was leading you on or something?
  213.  
  214. CG: is that what you're really pissed off about?
  215.  
  216. CA: i dont knoww
  217.  
  218. CG: you don't know a lot of shit.
  219.  
  220. CA: leavve me alone
  221.  
  222. CA: i still aint goin ovver this
  223.  
  224. CA: this is betwween me and fef
  225.  
  226. -------------------------------
  227.  
  228. -- carcinoGeneticist
  229. [CG]
  230. began pestering caligulasAquarium
  231. [CA]
  232. at 1:57 --
  233.  
  234.  
  235. CG: oh come on
  236.  
  237. CA: glub
  238.  
  239. CG: we were making some fucking progress here.
  240.  
  241. CA: glub glub glub glub glub
  242.  
  243. CG: are you
  244.  
  245. CG: are you crying?
  246.  
  247. CG: like holy shit.
  248.  
  249. CA: GLUB GLUB GLUB
  250.  
  251. ---------------------------------------
  252.  
  253. -- grimAuxiliatrix
  254. [GA]
  255. began pestering caligulasAquarium
  256. [CA]
  257. at 7:26 --
  258.  
  259.  
  260. GA: Good Morning Eridan
  261.  
  262. CA: oh there you are
  263.  
  264. CA: i wwas wwonderin if you wwere sleepin
  265.  
  266. GA: I Woke Up Moments Ago
  267.  
  268. CA: i ain't sure howw to say this but uh
  269.  
  270. CA: can you help me say sorry to evveryone
  271.  
  272. GA: I Could Certainly Try
  273.  
  274. GA: What Are You Apologizing For
  275.  
  276. CA: i kinda threww a fit yesterday and evveryone is boilin
  277.  
  278. GA: What Did You Throw Your So Called Fit About
  279.  
  280. CA: i ain't gotten much sleep because of it
  281.  
  282. CA: i mightvve tried to havve evveryone killed
  283.  
  284. CA: for not bein blue or purple bloods
  285.  
  286. GA: That Seems Like A Strange Course Of Action For You
  287.  
  288. GA: Why The Sudden Rage
  289.  
  290. CA: it ain't strange
  291.  
  292. CA: you knoww me
  293.  
  294. CA: i just had some feelins and problems
  295.  
  296. GA: I See Well I Will Talk To The Others
  297.  
  298. CA: you usually knoww wwhat to say to them
  299.  
  300. CA: i wwas plannin on keepin you alivve if the lowwbloods wwere all culled to be honest
  301.  
  302. GA: A Diplomat Is Hard To Come By In Our Society So I Can See Why
  303.  
  304. CA: fef wwas kinda makin it seem like if i got the blue bloods to go along wwith this
  305.  
  306. CA: she wwouldnt get in my wway like alwways
  307.  
  308. CA: but she wwas just pullin me along like she alwways does
  309.  
  310. GA: How Strange I Would Figure That She Would Be More Apt To Help You Cease This Sort Of Action
  311.  
  312. CA: she just likes messin wwith me noww
  313.  
  314. CA: she knowws i ain't a threat
  315.  
  316. CA: she knowws im just some sad wweaklin
  317.  
  318. CA: glub
  319.  
  320. GA: No Not Say That Eridan You Are Just As Strong As The Rest Of Us
  321.  
  322. CA: i spent my life tryin to kill evvery single land dwwellin idiot
  323.  
  324. CA: noww i got ten of them left and i cant evven do it
  325.  
  326. GA: Well That Is Because You Have Grown Past Your Foolish Ideals That All Land Dwellers Are Creatures To Be Pityed
  327.  
  328. CA: its just
  329.  
  330. CA: nobody understands
  331.  
  332. CA: i just wwant fef to take her rightful place
  333.  
  334. CA: but she doesnt wwant to
  335.  
  336. CA: i just wwant better things for me and her you knoww
  337.  
  338. GA: Our Culture Is All But Lost And Feferi Is Now Very Happy In Her Place
  339.  
  340. GA: She Is A Rather Capable Female And Now It Is Time To Look Out For Your Own Life
  341.  
  342. CA: but wwhen things go back
  343.  
  344. CA: wwhen we got people to lead
  345.  
  346. GA: If We Ever Do
  347.  
  348. CA: wwhat do you mean kan
  349.  
  350. GA: Our Planet Was All But Destroyed I Doubt There Is Much Chance Left For Our Race
  351.  
  352. CA: that aint true
  353.  
  354. CA: that cant be
  355.  
  356. CA: there's got to be somethin wwe can do
  357.  
  358. GA: There Is Always A Chance Of Survival But Our Chances Are Rather Low
  359.  
  360. CA: and wwhen that happens
  361.  
  362. CA: fef needs to realize she's gotta lead
  363.  
  364. GA: Karkat Is A Fine Leader Perhaps If We Ever Do Get To The Chance To Progress Once More Our Race Should Decide Leadership Based On A Vote
  365.  
  366. CA: we cant throww awway all wwe wworked for as a species
  367.  
  368. CA: wwith the blood castes
  369.  
  370. CA: theyvve been wworkin perfectly so far
  371.  
  372. GA: By Simply Changing How We Determine Leadership We Do Not Throw Away Our Entire Culture
  373.  
  374. GA: But I Digress This Was Not The Point Of Our Conversation
  375.  
  376. CA: glub
  377.  
  378. GA: I Am Sure Equius Is Not Upset At You
  379.  
  380. CA: he aint
  381.  
  382. CA: i talked to him already
  383.  
  384. CA: i wwas gonna havve him help me do the cullin
  385.  
  386. CA: vvriska too
  387.  
  388. GA: Well Equius Is Rather Passionite About The Blood Caste
  389.  
  390. GA: Who Did You Mainly Upset
  391.  
  392. CA: fef i think
  393.  
  394. CA: fef and tavvros
  395.  
  396. CA: fef kept sayin the f word and it wwas makin me angry
  397.  
  398. GA: I Will Talk To Them When I See Them But I Would Not Hesitate To Enter The Stream
  399.  
  400. CA: i guess whats wwhy i started all of this
  401.  
  402. GA: I See
  403.  
  404. CA: i aint goin back there
  405.  
  406. CA: i keep tellin fef not to say the f wword when referrin to me
  407.  
  408. GA: Why Would You Not Want To Return Most Of Us Do Meet There
  409.  
  410. CA: nobody takes me seriously wwhen i say anythin
  411.  
  412. GA: We Had Not Seen You In Weeks Beforehand I Am Surprised You Are Thinking Along Those Lines\
  413.  
  414. CA: i mean they dont wwant to listen to their better
  415.  
  416. CA: except for equius but he wwouldnt evven listen to me wwhen i said wwe wwould have to cull nepeta
  417.  
  418. CA: i guess i understand cause they're moirals or somethin
  419.  
  420. CA: maybe ivve been goin the wwrong wway about the cullin
  421.  
  422. CA: i havvent really givven anybody a reason to help me aside from havvin fef take ovver
  423.  
  424. GA: If You Truly Must Cull Someone As You State It Should Have To Do With Their Past Actions
  425.  
  426. CA: maybe if i givve them a position in powwer they wwill start seein things my wway
  427.  
  428. CA: its wwhat a lot of old wwar generals did to command obedience
  429.  
  430. CA: i come i here askin for help to apologize for wwantin to kill evveryone and im already thinkin up howw to do it again
  431.  
  432. GA: A Very Strategic Mind You Have
  433.  
  434. CA: no it aint kan
  435.  
  436. CA: unless tyou wwere bein condescendin like evveryone else
  437.  
  438. GA: I Was Teasing You
  439.  
  440. GA: I Am Sure You Must Be Used To That By Now From Me
  441.  
  442. CA: so you wwere
  443.  
  444. CA: i just wwish evveryone wwould quit teasin me
  445.  
  446. GA: It Is A Sign Of Affection
  447.  
  448. CA: wwhat
  449.  
  450. CA: wwhat are you evven talkin about
  451.  
  452. CA: feferi doesnt really evven mean to tease me
  453.  
  454. CA: and the others are alwways doin it to just make me feel bad
  455.  
  456. GA: If Someone Teases You Then They Must Think Of You As Someone That Would Consider A Friend
  457.  
  458. CA: includin you
  459.  
  460. GA: At Least If They Tease You In A Playful Manner
  461.  
  462. CA: nothin playful about it wwhen theyre teasin me
  463.  
  464. GA: You Can Not Be Sure
  465.  
  466. CA: i dont need their friendship kan
  467.  
  468. CA: glub
  469.  
  470. GA: Just Because You Do Not Need Something Does Not Mean You Do Not Want Something
  471.  
  472. CA: wwait
  473.  
  474. CA: wwhat
  475.  
  476. CA: i dont wwant it either
  477.  
  478. CA: you knoww kan
  479.  
  480. GA: I Am Unsure
  481.  
  482. CA: out of evveryone i thought you wwould understand howw it is wwith me and fef
  483.  
  484. GA: I Understand What Your Feelings Are About The Entire Scenario However That Does Not Dislude Me From My Belief That You Actually Enjoy The Company Of Our Other Acquaintances
  485.  
  486. CA: i wwas wwrong
  487.  
  488. CA: you dont knoww howw it is at all kan
  489.  
  490. CA: glub
  491.  
  492. -------------------------------
  493.  
  494. -- arachnidsGrip
  495. [AG]
  496. began pestering caligulasAquarium
  497. [CA]
  498. at 1:23 --
  499.  
  500.  
  501. AG: Okay then, asshole.
  502.  
  503. AG: I mean, if you don't want even a chance with Feferi.
  504.  
  505. AG: Which I could get you.
  506.  
  507. CA: wwhat
  508.  
  509. CA: howw
  510.  
  511. AG: You're going to have to compromise.
  512.  
  513. AG: 8ut it coooooooould get you a chance.
  514.  
  515. AG: I mean, if anything, this is getting you as little of a chance as possi8le right now, so might as well do what I say. Got it?
  516.  
  517. CA: im listenin vvriska
  518.  
  519. AG: Good.
  520.  
  521. AG: Now.
  522.  
  523. AG: I'm sure you know how Feferi feels a8out culling, riiiiiiiight?
  524.  
  525. CA: kinda
  526.  
  527. CA: she ain't too hot about it
  528.  
  529. CA: glub
  530.  
  531. AG: Oh she's crazy a8out it!
  532.  
  533. AG: 8ut just not the same way you are.
  534.  
  535. AG: You know what I mean, riiiiiiiight?
  536.  
  537. CA: wwhat
  538.  
  539. CA: i guess
  540.  
  541. AG: Okay, good.
  542.  
  543. AG: Here's what you do.
  544.  
  545. AG: Cull them.
  546.  
  547. AG: 8ut!
  548.  
  549. AG: You do it her way. You ask her exaaaaaaaactly how she culls. You got that?
  550.  
  551. CA: i wwas goin to cull them
  552.  
  553. CA: you aint offerin any helpful advvice at all
  554.  
  555. AG: Oh, yes, you were.
  556.  
  557. CA: cullin is cullin
  558.  
  559. CA: wwhat is the big deal
  560.  
  561. AG: 8ut you were going to do it your way.
  562.  
  563. AG: Eeeeeeeevery8ody has a different culling method, riiiiiiiight?
  564.  
  565. CA: i guess
  566.  
  567. AG: So, ask her what her method is!
  568.  
  569. AG: And then do it that way!
  570.  
  571. CA: but i aint gonna use a method that isn't mine
  572.  
  573. AG: Well there's your pro8lem stupid!
  574.  
  575. AG: You only have to do it once!
  576.  
  577. AG: Theeeeeeeen, you can use your method at a l8er d8.
  578.  
  579. CA: are you gonna help me do this or are you joinin them vvriska
  580.  
  581. CA: thats all i wwant to hear from you noww
  582.  
  583. AG: I'm on Feferi's side. And yours. Right now.
  584.  
  585. AG: Listen, if you just do what I said, then you might have a chance with her! Just one time!
  586.  
  587. AG: Then you can do whateeeeeeeever you want after!
  588.  
  589. CA: fine
  590.  
  591. CA: ill ask her your stupid question
  592.  
  593. CA: glub
  594.  
  595. AG: And then you'll use her method, and oooooooonly her method!
  596.  
  597. AG: 8ut just this oooooooone time!
  598.  
  599. AG: You got it?
  600.  
  601. AG: Go get her, you stupid useless asshole! :::;)
  602.  
  603. CA: glub glub
  604.  
  605. AG: Soooooooo?
  606.  
  607. CA: i aint doin it that wway
  608.  
  609. AG: Well, then you'll never have a chance.
  610.  
  611. AG: You'll have to suck it up or shut up, Eridan. Take your pick!
  612.  
  613. CA: wwhen she aint got anybody else but me
  614.  
  615. CA: shell see i wwas right
  616.  
  617. AG: Oh pleeeeeeeease, that'll never happen.
  618.  
  619. AG: 8ecause you know as well as I do you have no hope of ever killing me.
  620.  
  621. CA: ivve had the chance to kill you forevver
  622.  
  623. CA: since wwe met
  624.  
  625. AG: And I've had that same chance.
  626.  
  627. AG: We've 8oth had that chance.
  628.  
  629. CA: maybe you should havve
  630.  
  631. AG: 8ut we 8oth know neither of us will 8e a8le to.
  632.  
  633. AG: 8ecause if we do, we'll 8oth lose.
  634.  
  635. AG: And you know that.
  636.  
  637. CA: just leavve me alone
  638.  
  639. CA: if youre alivve in the mornin youll knoww wwhat i decided to do
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